The Bookworm and the Billionaire Full Movie [ New Releases 2026]

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00:00:00I must have you

00:00:07Calvin princess

00:00:13And I you werewolf king

00:00:15Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm

00:00:21Now she would know the truth

00:00:24She straddled him

00:00:27No, he takes charge

00:00:31It's hotter

00:00:34Um

00:00:38The werewolf king

00:00:44The werewolf king

00:00:48Think, Lisa, it's the climax of the book

00:00:51It has to be steamy AF

00:00:57How does MK get inspiration?

00:01:02The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed

00:01:12He tore her dress and kissed down her body

00:01:15He tore her dress and kissed down her body

00:01:32His burning lips trailing lower

00:01:39And lower

00:01:42And

00:01:43Ms. Von Klimt, hi!

00:01:49So, how's my favorite romance author?

00:01:52Yeah, fine

00:01:54Everything's okay, my books are still selling, right?

00:01:56Hotter than the boo-boos

00:01:58Listen, I have a special assignment for you

00:02:00You've heard of MK Roth, right?

00:02:02I love him

00:02:04I mean

00:02:05His writing

00:02:06Fabulous

00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in LA

00:02:10You're coming tomorrow

00:02:11Tomorrow?

00:02:12One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max

00:02:25Stop blinking like that

00:02:29Oh

00:02:34Oh

00:02:35Forget writing

00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers

00:02:38Very funny, Tony

00:02:41Well

00:02:42What's going on?

00:02:44I still can't finish the novel

00:02:46Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter

00:02:50Well, why don't you just chat GBT

00:02:52Okay, I'm kidding, Mr. Integrity

00:02:55Look, why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?

00:02:58Huh?

00:02:59We're meeting with EMU Publishing

00:03:00No

00:03:01I should be writing

00:03:02Hey

00:03:03You said it yourself, Max

00:03:04You haven't published in seven years

00:03:06Look, do you wanna keep this mansion?

00:03:09Huh?

00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?

00:03:13We gotta do some business

00:03:15There he is, that's the spirit

00:03:24Good

00:03:25Oh

00:03:26Do me a favor

00:03:28Take a shower before we go

00:03:29You smell like the feet

00:03:31I am so sorry I'm late

00:03:45We had an emergency landing in Tucson

00:03:46Miss Longcliffe still has some time before 3pm

00:03:48Hurry

00:03:49Amazing

00:03:50Thank you

00:03:51I gotta sit

00:03:58M.K. Roth?

00:03:59Am I dreaming?

00:04:00Hey

00:04:01We're walking here, twerp

00:04:02Get out of the way

00:04:03Hey

00:04:04Why don't you show the lady some respect?

00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?

00:04:10Lisa!

00:04:11I'm waiting!

00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth

00:04:22The biggest name in fiction

00:04:25We are in talks to publish his new novel

00:04:28Here at EMU Publishing

00:04:30Yeah!

00:04:31M.K. Roth is a new novel

00:04:32I've waited years for this

00:04:34He's my all time favorite author

00:04:36Here's the thing

00:04:37I have a little crush on him

00:04:39M.K. Max

00:04:41I am crazy about him

00:04:44That face, that hair, that...

00:04:46The race of a generation

00:04:48Exactly

00:04:49Normally

00:04:51Normally

00:04:52I can get any guy I want

00:04:53Anytime I want

00:04:54Just look at me

00:04:56But Max is different

00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working

00:04:59What does that have to do with me?

00:05:02I was thinking

00:05:04Who better to play Cupid

00:05:06Than my best selling romance author

00:05:09Heidi Brushfire

00:05:10Heidi Brushfire

00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?

00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?

00:05:19You came up with it

00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa

00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business

00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?

00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay

00:05:36It's all just fiction

00:05:38Made up

00:05:39Don't be modest, Lisa

00:05:40I am crushing hard here

00:05:43I'll double your next advance

00:05:46How's 50k sound?

00:05:4850,000?

00:05:50With that much money I could afford the living nurse moms always wanted

00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes

00:05:56You'll stay with me, you'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself

00:06:01Showtime

00:06:10So we meet again

00:06:25Guess I wasn't dreaming

00:06:27Guess I wasn't either

00:06:29Lisa has to get ready

00:06:32I'll walk her out

00:06:34Look I know Giselle's the CEO but she's got an ass that could make a stripper

00:06:41I wasn't looking, it was her friend

00:06:44Don't even think about going for Max

00:06:48You are here to be my dating coach, not to date my man

00:06:53Got it

00:06:54You better

00:06:55Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever

00:06:59What were you saying about a party?

00:07:01My people will explain everything

00:07:11Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer, can you sign this NDA?

00:07:13I'm the stylist, I need your measurements

00:07:15I'm the dog walker

00:07:17And you should poo poo

00:07:18What did I get myself into?

00:07:22Lisa, hurry up!

00:07:24Lisa, hurry up!

00:07:29See a little flicker

00:07:33Right here, yes

00:07:34Perfect

00:07:35Perfect

00:07:41I can barely walk in these

00:07:43You'll learn

00:07:44Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office

00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet

00:07:50I'll do my best, I just wish I had more time to prepare

00:07:53I believe in you

00:07:54Heidi Brushfire

00:07:55I hate parties, you know this

00:08:05Oh come on, it's part of the job Max

00:08:08Hey, listen

00:08:09I want you to meet this producer

00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel

00:08:12Come on

00:08:13How many times do I have to tell you?

00:08:15I don't care about Hollywood

00:08:17I want my books to stay books

00:08:20On second thought

00:08:26Maybe there is someone here I want to talk to

00:08:29What are you talking about?

00:08:31Max is coming

00:08:32Tell me what to say

00:08:33I thought this was your thing

00:08:36I need lines right fucking now

00:08:50I am so sorry, I didn't mean to

00:08:55The next time you want to use my jacket

00:08:57Just ask me

00:08:59Come on

00:09:03Lisa, a word

00:09:07Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job

00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault

00:09:12Heidi

00:09:13I will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out

00:09:17Tell me what to do

00:09:20Well

00:09:25In Elvenless, Shihara the Elven princess attracts men with her mystery

00:09:29She's quiet, she speaks in riddles

00:09:32She has a ethereal eroticism to her

00:09:35Like a sexy alien

00:09:38That'll work

00:09:39Be alluring, I'll come to you

00:09:41If you fuck this up

00:09:43Not only are you going to lose your bonus

00:09:45I'm cancelling your publishing contract

00:09:48What?

00:09:49Yeah, you think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books?

00:09:52I own the pen name and the rights

00:09:54Sorry about Lisa, what a klutz

00:10:09Try not to spill this one

00:10:11I'm sorry

00:10:16That was a bad joke

00:10:17I feel like I'm falling on my face here too

00:10:20Even if I'm not literally doing it

00:10:22So

00:10:24So

00:10:25And Max

00:10:26What's up?

00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?

00:10:31A ghost writer

00:10:35Oh no

00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles

00:10:38I didn't mean literally

00:10:39Now she's telling dad jokes

00:10:41Bad jokes

00:10:47Well you have a mysterious sense of humor, Giselle

00:10:51What the hell?

00:10:52It actually worked?

00:10:54Why are writers always cold?

00:11:04Because they're surrounded by drafts

00:11:07Of course

00:11:12Thank you, Giselle

00:11:14For the entertainment

00:11:16For the night

00:11:18I'm gonna head out of here

00:11:19But

00:11:20And please

00:11:22Respect the personal space, okay?

00:11:24Have a good night

00:11:27Have a good night

00:11:30No sweet

00:11:31Giselle, just fucking stop, okay?

00:11:32You're ruining everything

00:11:36I warned you

00:11:37You are going back to Indiana

00:11:39Right

00:11:40Now

00:11:48Can you let go of my hair please?

00:11:51I look like an idiot in front of Max tonight

00:11:53And it's all your fault

00:11:55Give me another chance, please

00:11:56As if

00:11:58You're not a date doctor

00:12:00You're not even fit to be a romance author

00:12:03Not in my company

00:12:04No, I'm begging you, Miss Von Klimt

00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal

00:12:07I'm supporting my mom

00:12:08She needs me

00:12:14You're on thin fucking ice, Lisa

00:12:17Thank you

00:12:18Thank you, Miss Von Klimt

00:12:19Don't thank me

00:12:21Go get me

00:12:22My man

00:12:30Nice pool

00:12:31Tell me all about L.A.

00:12:33I should be home with you, Mom

00:12:34I can roll around on my own for a few days

00:12:37So what's the hubbub?

00:12:39I actually can't talk about it

00:12:40Cause I signed an NDA, but

00:12:42The good news is

00:12:43I might be getting a big bonus

00:12:44If I don't screw things up

00:12:45Don't screw things up

00:12:46When have you messed anything up?

00:12:47Except your dating life

00:12:49Mom!

00:12:50Speaking of

00:12:51I made you a Tinder profile

00:12:52You already have matches

00:12:54Remember Billy from high school?

00:12:56He's been saying a lot of sexy things to you

00:12:59Maybe too sexy

00:13:01Could you please not butt into my love life?

00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while

00:13:05But that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker

00:13:08Wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire

00:13:12Was really a spinster in training from rural Indiana?

00:13:16Hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out

00:13:18I have to get to work

00:13:19I have to get to work

00:13:20Oops

00:13:46This is hopeless

00:13:47I've been reading dating books all day

00:13:49And I haven't learned anything that could help Miss Von Klimt

00:13:52I'm screwed!

00:14:03I'm so sorry

00:14:09Please don't recognize me

00:14:10Please don't recognize me

00:14:13You're Giselle's friend, right?

00:14:16The clumsy one

00:14:18A week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author

00:14:21Now I wish I was dead

00:14:23Hey

00:14:25Why are you crying?

00:14:27Okay?

00:14:28I was just, um, reading a sad book

00:14:40I was just, um, reading a sad book

00:14:49What were you reading?

00:14:51Think Lisa, you're a writer

00:14:52Think Lisa, you're a writer

00:14:53You know about books

00:14:55Wait, I know

00:14:56Withering Heights

00:14:58Not a lie

00:15:00It does make me cry

00:15:01Withering Heights?

00:15:02Well that's one of my favorites

00:15:04It makes me cry too

00:15:06It's so beautiful

00:15:08And tragic

00:15:10You like romance?

00:15:11Yeah, I used to

00:15:14Hey, let me help you

00:15:16I got it, really

00:15:26Is this yours?

00:15:28I'm not stalking you, I promise

00:15:29You can admit you like me

00:15:31You can admit you like me

00:15:38Okay, I'm a fan

00:15:41I read your books

00:15:42Cause I know you have a new one coming out

00:15:44So, I was just rereading your last one for

00:15:47About the tenth time

00:15:50You've read my book ten times?

00:15:52I'm a writer too

00:15:54Miss Von Klint's my publisher

00:15:56So I've heard

00:16:02Funny seeing you here, aren't you supposed to be reckless?

00:16:05Whoever said that

00:16:07Obviously spends no time in the library

00:16:09Because I'm here all the time

00:16:11I love the smell of old books

00:16:14What are you checking out?

00:16:16That's actually this new author

00:16:17Um

00:16:19Have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?

00:16:22But

00:16:24How?

00:16:25I googled it

00:16:27I'm not stalking you

00:16:29I promise

00:16:32And here is the romance section

00:16:37Here we go

00:16:40Oh yes

00:16:42I can't wait to read this

00:16:44Could you take a picture of us?

00:16:45I'm a big fan of yours, Miss Brushfire

00:16:48Oh!

00:16:50Okay!

00:16:51Thank you!

00:16:57Looking forward to your next book!

00:17:02That never happens in Indiana

00:17:05Back to Wuthering Heights

00:17:07Not to brag

00:17:09But I happen to own a first edition

00:17:11Come by my place sometime and check it out

00:17:13Your place?

00:17:14Your place?

00:17:16Oh!

00:17:17Um...

00:17:18How about tomorrow?

00:17:19Of course

00:17:23Your place has beenżebent

00:17:25in Indiana

00:17:26Uh...

00:17:28Uh huh...

00:17:30Uh huh...

00:17:31Uh huh...

00:17:33Uh huh...

00:17:35Hi, Miss Von Klimt

00:17:38Hi Poopoo!

00:17:41...

00:17:42cute. Where have you been? And why am I not Mrs. M.K. Roth yet? Funnily enough, I just

00:17:50ran into Max at the library. Did he say anything about the other night? Tell me everything.

00:18:00It actually didn't come up. That could be good. Actually, he invited me over tomorrow

00:18:05after you. You? What did I tell you about snaking my man? Back your bags. You're out of here.

00:18:15Wait, wait. Let me explain. You're right. Max is a special case. My usual advice won't

00:18:24work. I need to get to know him better. I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your

00:18:30advantage. I just need some more time. Not a bad plan. What do you think, Poopoo? Should

00:18:41we trust her? I leave for New York this week. If you don't have results by the time that I'm

00:18:49back, you're out of a job and a publishing deal. Got it?

00:19:00Since the divorce, every moment was pain. James felt like Prometheus, tortured by the

00:19:07gods. But instead of eagles eating his liver, they picked at his heart. Then again, maybe

00:19:15he deserved to suffer. Who would read this self-pitying garbage? I've got to snap out of it.

00:19:34Lisa! I almost forgot. Just the writing break I needed.

00:19:45Hey, Max. That's so good to see you. Same here. Come in. Do you want some wine?

00:20:01Um, water's fine. Don't lose your mind over a man, Lisa. You have a job to do.

00:20:15Hard to believe people have been falling in love with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost

00:20:22200 years. Well, they're pretty easy to fall for.

00:20:31I leave for New York this week. If you don't have results by the time that I'm back, you're

00:20:38out of a job and a publishing deal. Got it?

00:20:42So, Max, seeing anyone lately? I'm seeing you. Right now.

00:20:51I mean, romantically. What do you want in a woman?

00:21:01Just look in the mirror.

00:21:02Is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew? He's supposed to want Giselle.

00:21:16I've got to get his mind off me.

00:21:21Forgive me, Emily Bronte.

00:21:22Lisa. It's a $50,000 book.

00:21:34$50,000?

00:21:37Oh, no. I went too far.

00:21:40Please let the book be okay.

00:21:47There's no damage.

00:21:50Luckily.

00:21:50I'm so sorry. Let me clean up.

00:22:01So when's the new book coming out?

00:22:03As soon as I finish writing it.

00:22:05It's not done yet, I thought.

00:22:07The subject matter is proven quite difficult.

00:22:10It's about a divorce.

00:22:13My divorce.

00:22:13I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

00:22:16Unlike some public figures, I don't like to broadcast my personal life.

00:22:21Anyway, I'll finish the book. I just can't find the ending.

00:22:23When I have writer's block, I usually try to talk it out with someone.

00:22:27Usually my mom. She gives surprisingly good notes.

00:22:31Thanks, Lisa, but I don't think my mom can help me with this issue.

00:22:35Sorry.

00:22:36Stupid.

00:22:37Thanks for the advice.

00:22:40I can write an ending.

00:22:42I just don't know what it should be.

00:22:45Which reminds me I should probably get back to work.

00:22:47Thanks for coming by and getting me out of my head for a bit.

00:23:05Anytime.

00:23:05Later, dude.

00:23:26As I left the house, Max continued his battle with the blank page.

00:23:32I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again.

00:23:36Well, I guess I could maybe do something about that.

00:23:49I need more info to work with before Miss Von Klimt gets back.

00:23:52But how do I ask Max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea?

00:23:56He's supposed to date her, not me.

00:24:03Reading by the pool.

00:24:04Oh, that's platonic.

00:24:07Thanks for having me over today.

00:24:09I'd love to return the favor.

00:24:10Come and read by my pool tomorrow?

00:24:17What am I thinking?

00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion.

00:24:21Why did I ask him to do the most boring thing on earth?

00:24:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:24:28He's responding.

00:24:29Please let me down gently, Max.

00:24:31My fragile heart can't take it.

00:24:38I really needed this.

00:24:41I got the big house, you know, but no pool.

00:24:45You're welcome any time.

00:24:47I mean, I'm sure it's cool with Miss Von Klimt.

00:24:50It's her house.

00:24:51Oh, still at it, I see.

00:25:09Sorry.

00:25:11Creepy, right?

00:25:12We can be creepy together.

00:25:13You're actually reading it?

00:25:22Are you joking?

00:25:23I can't put it down.

00:25:25It's like the sexiest book I've ever read.

00:25:27Hey, where do you get your ideas?

00:25:29Probably not where you think.

00:25:32My love life's pretty unexciting.

00:25:35Non-existent, actually.

00:25:37I find that hard to believe.

00:25:39You didn't know me growing up.

00:25:41I was an ugly duckling.

00:25:44It was easier making my characters fall in love than actually risking it myself.

00:25:50Well, Lisa, you're not an ugly duckling anymore.

00:25:56I think you should come out of your shell.

00:25:59Hmm.

00:26:01So, any other thoughts about the book?

00:26:04Yeah, one more.

00:26:06The next book you release, make it under your name.

00:26:10You are too good.

00:26:12I'll think about it.

00:26:15Hey, can you get my bag for me?

00:26:27Be cool, Lisa.

00:26:28You're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back.

00:26:32Think of Miss Von Klimt.

00:26:33So, Max, I was wondering, the love interest in your last novel, is she based on your ex?

00:26:58Shoot!

00:27:00I said the wrong thing.

00:27:07Jesus, Lisa, you must be the worst dating coach in history.

00:27:10Yeah, I guess what I don't post online, it still comes out of my lighting.

00:27:19Yeah.

00:27:20She's, uh, she's, uh, she's based on my ex-wife.

00:27:26Very different time.

00:27:29It's, it's hard to even imagine myself having a romantic bone in my body, because all I do

00:27:37is write and avoid writing.

00:27:41Can I ask what happened?

00:27:44I thought she was my pixie, manic dream girl, but she was just manic.

00:27:55She was aggressive.

00:27:57She was type A, workaholic, obsessed with status and money.

00:28:02Sounds like Miss Von Klimt.

00:28:05Is that your type?

00:28:08It used to be, yeah.

00:28:10But, I'm an introvert, you know?

00:28:18I would much rather prefer a pool day like this than some random L.A. party.

00:28:25If I decide to remarry, it's gonna be someone who's like me.

00:28:30Maybe even a writer.

00:28:40Oh no, today was supposed to be platonic abort, abort!

00:28:44What's wrong, Lisa?

00:28:46I'm getting hot, are you thirsty?

00:28:47I am so thirsty.

00:28:49Oh, oh!

00:28:52Oh, oh!

00:29:00You okay?

00:29:12F-lorry about that, that was an accident.

00:29:14Oh, hey!

00:29:17That's so mean!

00:29:18Ha, ha!

00:29:30I'm so mean!

00:29:37I'm pruning!

00:29:39You look pretty good for a prune.

00:29:41Ha, ha, ha!

00:29:50My phone!

00:29:51Jeez, is she sidekick or something?

00:30:04Miss Von Klimt, hi!

00:30:07Any updates on Max?

00:30:11Um...

00:30:14Who are you waving to?

00:30:18I just invited a friend over to swim.

00:30:20A fuck party?

00:30:21Show me!

00:30:22No!

00:30:23Of course not!

00:30:26Me likey!

00:30:28Just don't bang in my pool.

00:30:30I had it cleaned last week.

00:30:31So, what's happening with Max?

00:30:34I'm getting plenty of material.

00:30:36Oh, music to my ears.

00:30:38Poopos, too.

00:30:40I have good news as well.

00:30:42Got the contract all settled with Tony.

00:30:45And we are signing Max to EMU Publishing.

00:30:48That's amazing!

00:30:50I'll talk to you about it more when I see you.

00:30:52Poopos got a poopoo.

00:30:59Hey.

00:31:00How about some dinner tonight?

00:31:03A little spot by the beach.

00:31:05I don't normally go out, but...

00:31:07Tonight feels special.

00:31:09If you ruin this for Miss Von Klimt,

00:31:11your writing career is done for.

00:31:14What'd you say?

00:31:14Giselle's contract just came in.

00:31:22Looks good.

00:31:23Ball's in our court.

00:31:24Yeah, maybe I should read it myself.

00:31:26Come on.

00:31:27You don't trust me?

00:31:28Okay.

00:31:30But make sure that she doesn't turn my books

00:31:33into some Hollywood cash-grab franchise, okay?

00:31:36Hey, you're the boss, boss.

00:31:43Max peddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk

00:31:46he'd given me all day.

00:31:47If I didn't know better,

00:31:50I'd swear he wanted to kiss me.

00:31:54Lisa?

00:31:56Sorry about that.

00:31:57I had a business call.

00:31:59What are you writing?

00:32:03Max, stop!

00:32:05Is this your diary?

00:32:06Oh, no.

00:32:07Max has my journal.

00:32:08How could I be so stupid?

00:32:19On second thought,

00:32:20I would not want anybody reading my diary.

00:32:27You never know when inspiration will strike.

00:32:30Have you felt inspired lately?

00:32:39Yes, I have.

00:32:41Maybe you're my muse.

00:32:43In all seriousness, though,

00:32:44it's nice spending time with another writer.

00:32:47Makes me feel like less of a weirdo.

00:32:50Weirdo?

00:32:51Max, you're one of the most famous authors in the world.

00:32:54It gets lonely.

00:33:07What's wrong?

00:33:08That was amazing.

00:33:10Can I ask you a favor?

00:33:13Would you be willing to read my manuscript?

00:33:17Maybe you can help me write the ending.

00:33:21Me?

00:33:21I'm signing to EMU Publishing,

00:33:26so we're basically co-workers.

00:33:28And you're a fantastic writer.

00:33:30And you know my work.

00:33:32And you know that I'm struggling with this.

00:33:36I trust you, Lisa.

00:33:38You trust me?

00:33:42Yeah.

00:33:45Should I not?

00:33:46You may not trust me

00:33:47if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor.

00:33:49I'd be honored to read it, Max.

00:33:56Thanks.

00:34:00It would mean a lot to me.

00:34:10After dinner,

00:34:11we can print it at the library.

00:34:16Stop by my place to read it.

00:34:17In your place?

00:34:19That's okay, isn't it?

00:34:21He can't really be trying to sleep with me, right?

00:34:24He just wants to give me his manuscript.

00:34:26Because if he does have other ideas,

00:34:29I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself.

00:34:35Check, please.

00:34:40Check, please.

00:34:41Check, please.

00:34:44Check, please.

00:34:46Check, please.

00:34:58Check, please.

00:35:00Careful.

00:35:01Clumsy girl.

00:35:03I'm only clumsy around you.

00:35:05Is that right?

00:35:07Please,

00:35:08do not share this with anyone.

00:35:09The only people I want reading it are you and me.

00:35:14Okay?

00:35:15Thank you for trusting me.

00:35:23You make it easy.

00:35:25Max.

00:35:27They can't be.

00:35:34Oh, my God, Max.

00:35:39Oh, my God.

00:36:09Oh, my God.

00:36:39Oh, my God.

00:37:09What have I done?

00:37:34Oh no, I'm at Max's place.

00:37:37Oh my gosh.

00:37:38Oh my gosh, I can't believe I slept with Max.

00:37:43Miss Von Klimt will murder me.

00:37:52Relax, Lisa.

00:37:53Max is famous, he probably has one night stands all the time.

00:37:57No reason he can't still fall for Miss Von Klimt.

00:38:01Lisa?

00:38:02What are you doing?

00:38:05Max, look, we don't have to talk about this.

00:38:09I'm a romance writer, I know what this is.

00:38:12What is this?

00:38:13Fun in the sun, too much wine at dinner, one thing lit to another.

00:38:19It's not a big deal.

00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.

00:38:24I want to see you again.

00:38:27And not just to get your notes.

00:38:30I want to get your notes.

00:38:41Me too.

00:38:42What's that?

00:38:59Giselle?

00:39:00What are you doing here?

00:39:03Miss Von Klimt?

00:39:05Miss Von Klimt?

00:39:07She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.

00:39:13Where's Spector?

00:39:14When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract, I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.

00:39:22Hope you're thirsty.

00:39:24Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.

00:39:28What's wrong?

00:39:29You have company?

00:39:33Good thing I'm not the jealous type.

00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?

00:39:38The gentleman never tells.

00:39:43Thanks again.

00:39:44I'll see you at the signing.

00:39:45Cheers.

00:39:46Max!

00:39:47Mimosas, anyone?

00:40:00Lisa?

00:40:17Giselle!

00:40:29You're home early!

00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?

00:40:34What was his name, by the way?

00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.

00:40:38Probably used a fake name anyway.

00:40:40Which was?

00:40:41Ma-

00:40:42Er-

00:40:43Jerry!

00:40:44Jerry!

00:40:46Jerry McIntosh!

00:40:47Almost sounded like you were going to say Max!

00:40:50That's funny!

00:40:53Hm.

00:40:54What's going on with my guy anyways?

00:40:56You know I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.

00:41:00I saw him a few times while you were away. Everything's in my journal.

00:41:04Let me see!

00:41:05My handwriting's a mess!

00:41:08I'll retype it for you by tonight.

00:41:10Okay.

00:41:11Nice work.

00:41:12I'm sending half your bonus.

00:41:15There better be some juicy shit in there.

00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson!

00:41:28Oh, what is up, hot stuff?

00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.

00:41:33Oh, come on.

00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.

00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.

00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.

00:41:39I'm getting carpal tunnel. This is like the longest contract I've ever signed.

00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check. Huh?

00:41:56Huh?

00:42:01Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.

00:42:04Let's toast!

00:42:05You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.

00:42:14You know I'm thrilled. I'm your biggest fan.

00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.

00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.

00:42:28Hmm.

00:42:29I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.

00:42:32Oh, I love the smell of old books!

00:42:35Me too.

00:42:36Ha-ha!

00:42:37Hey!

00:42:38For you.

00:42:39To the thorn tree.

00:42:40To the thorn tree.

00:42:41Cheers.

00:42:42Well, when do we get to see the manuscript? I'm dying to read it.

00:42:59Just waiting for notes from the trusted reader.

00:43:01Really? Who?

00:43:03Don't worry. I'll send it soon.

00:43:08Well, I should get going.

00:43:10So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.

00:43:12You got it, buddy.

00:43:13And I'll see you.

00:43:14Bye, Max.

00:43:15We'll be in touch.

00:43:20We signed, babe.

00:43:22We are almost there.

00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan, you're going to be out of bankruptcy.

00:43:26And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.

00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.

00:43:32Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.

00:43:37How's the nurse working out, Mom?

00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.

00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.

00:43:46Thank you, sugar.

00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me.

00:43:51Gotta go.

00:43:52Love you.

00:43:53Miss Von Klimt, hi.

00:44:00Max?

00:44:02Am I interrupting something?

00:44:04No.

00:44:06But...

00:44:07I...

00:44:09So can I come in?

00:44:11Resist, Lisa.

00:44:12Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here.

00:44:13I'm dead meat.

00:44:23At least I'll die happy.

00:44:43No, no, you don't.

00:44:48No, you can't find out.

00:44:50We got to be dead meat.

00:44:52I'll get it away.

00:44:54We are stuck to some fun in the 20s and so on.

00:44:58Uh-huh?

00:44:59So does look like a filter this way.

00:45:00No, it doesn't work, though, so...

00:45:01waiting and hanging out.

00:45:02It doesn't work.

00:45:04Right here that's what idea you're doing.

00:45:05To be sure can I make her name?

00:45:07Max's car? What's he doing here?

00:45:28I finished the manuscript.

00:45:31It might just be your best book yet.

00:45:33That means a lot is coming from you.

00:45:35What do I do about the ending?

00:45:43The main character goes through so much heartbreak.

00:45:46He has a choice at the end.

00:45:48To live in pain or to move on.

00:45:50To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?

00:45:54Do you think you'll find love again?

00:45:56Or not?

00:45:59I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.

00:46:05But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.

00:46:14I mean you.

00:46:16I mean James.

00:46:18You should get a happy ending.

00:46:21Give the readers some hope.

00:46:24Max!

00:46:25Max!

00:46:25Oh my god.

00:46:29Oh my god.

00:46:30Giselle's home.

00:46:32Do you have us friends?

00:46:34We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.

00:46:37Why not?

00:46:38Because you're a private person.

00:46:43It's none of her business.

00:46:45You're sweet.

00:46:46Lisa!

00:46:52Is Max in there?

00:46:59Max!

00:47:00What are you doing here?

00:47:04Discussing his manuscript.

00:47:05Lisa gives great notes.

00:47:12Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.

00:47:15Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.

00:47:17Are you free?

00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.

00:47:21You should come with.

00:47:23Actually, Lisa has other plans.

00:47:25Too bad.

00:47:26We'll miss you.

00:47:27Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?

00:47:50I mean, I was tempted.

00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going out girl.

00:47:56Yeah, I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.

00:48:00I don't know.

00:48:01You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.

00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.

00:48:05You know, I'm a bookworm, Max.

00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.

00:48:10Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?

00:48:12What's your point?

00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?

00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.

00:48:18It always makes me cry.

00:48:20Wuthering Heights?

00:48:21What?

00:48:21You don't like it?

00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.

00:48:24It's actually one of my favorites.

00:48:25It makes me cry.

00:48:30It's getting really cold outside.

00:48:33Do you want to come in for a coffee?

00:48:36Um...

00:48:36Yeah.

00:48:38Yeah, sure.

00:48:41Sorry.

00:48:42I know it's worked.

00:48:51I can't watch.

00:48:57I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.

00:48:59Well, I like you.

00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.

00:49:03I misread the situation, too.

00:49:06I like you, too.

00:49:08I'm seeing someone.

00:49:10And I really like her.

00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.

00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.

00:49:16I mean, we work together.

00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.

00:49:19I like her.

00:49:20I'd like that.

00:49:22Okay.

00:49:24Well, I gotta...

00:49:25Gotta get going.

00:49:26Have a good night.

00:49:27And good luck with that girl.

00:49:29Yeah.

00:49:30Thanks.

00:49:30Seeing someone?

00:49:34If it's that mousy little Lisa, I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.

00:49:39That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.

00:49:42Big time.

00:49:46Max and Giselle kissed.

00:49:48So what?

00:49:48That's a good thing.

00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?

00:49:56Can we talk?

00:49:57Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.

00:50:03It's been working wonders.

00:50:04How'd it go last night?

00:50:05Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.

00:50:10That's great.

00:50:11Yeah.

00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.

00:50:15Pack your bags.

00:50:16Your car arrives in an hour.

00:50:22What?

00:50:23What did you think you were gonna move in?

00:50:25I'm rich, Lisa.

00:50:26I'm not looking for a roommate.

00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.

00:50:30For what?

00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.

00:50:34Overrated.

00:50:36Pack your bags.

00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.

00:50:40Relax, poo-poo.

00:50:41I'm coming.

00:50:43Take the hint.

00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.

00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.

00:50:49We were never meant to be.

00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.

00:50:54Unless we are.

00:50:55What do I do?

00:50:56What do I do?

00:50:56Oh, my God.

00:51:26Almost to the airport.

00:51:33Can I change the destination?

00:51:40Come on, Max.

00:51:41Be home.

00:51:47Lisa.

00:51:49What's the matter?

00:51:52Um, I...

00:51:54I...

00:51:55Hey.

00:52:02Just breathe.

00:52:04Calm down.

00:52:06You're with me now.

00:52:07Everything's gonna be just fine.

00:52:10I...

00:52:11That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime.

00:52:29Wait, I know that address.

00:52:44Max's house?

00:52:56Oh, she's dead.

00:52:58I should go.

00:53:11Or I'll miss my flight.

00:53:12I just came to say goodbye.

00:53:13I didn't expect all of this.

00:53:15Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa.

00:53:22But I'm falling for you.

00:53:26You can stay here with me.

00:53:28As long as you want.

00:53:30And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here.

00:53:37She can stay here.

00:53:38There's plenty of space.

00:53:40I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.

00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt?

00:53:46I saw you kissing last night.

00:53:48Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy because you are the only one that I want.

00:53:53Let me think about it.

00:53:59All right?

00:54:00Take as much time as you need.

00:54:14Real smooth, Max.

00:54:16I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next.

00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt.

00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more.

00:54:39Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.

00:54:46What the hell is this?

00:54:57Max, I can explain.

00:54:58You're writing about us.

00:55:00About me.

00:55:01I told you, my journal's private.

00:55:03Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?

00:55:06It does.

00:55:08You know, I don't want my personal life splattered around.

00:55:13Max, it's just my diary.

00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it.

00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.

00:55:22Just admit it.

00:55:23You are using me for material.

00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt.

00:55:29And that means losing my publishing contract.

00:55:31What do I do?

00:55:37Your silence says everything.

00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.

00:55:41Don't you have a plane to catch?

00:55:44But Max.

00:55:45We are done.

00:55:47Get out, Lisa.

00:55:51And if I ever see this printed, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.

00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.

00:56:04Max.

00:56:04Need a ride, skink?

00:56:26What are you doing here?

00:56:27Bitch, what are you doing here?

00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now.

00:56:33But no.

00:56:35You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?

00:56:39I can't explain.

00:56:40No.

00:56:41I brought you out here for a reason.

00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.

00:56:47I trusted you.

00:56:48I'm so sorry I let you down.

00:56:52Max just broke up with me.

00:56:54You broke up?

00:56:57Max must be vulnerable.

00:56:59Maybe I'm still in the game after all.

00:57:01I'll forgive you.

00:57:04If you leave right now, you can keep the money and the publishing deal.

00:57:09But I never want to see your face at LA again.

00:57:13Got it?

00:57:14Okay.

00:57:16Now beat it.

00:57:17Damn it, Lisa.

00:57:27I said to get out of here.

00:57:28We're through.

00:57:31Giselle.

00:57:33What are you doing here?

00:57:34I guess this is a bad time.

00:57:37Wait.

00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.

00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.

00:57:46I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, no.

00:57:50Couldn't hurt.

00:58:05So.

00:58:08What happened with Lisa?

00:58:10She was using me for her next romance novel.

00:58:14I found her journal.

00:58:18I should have known it was too good to be true.

00:58:21She's the woman you told me about?

00:58:25I'm so sorry.

00:58:27No, Lisa's always been like this.

00:58:31She's a succubus.

00:58:33Just using men for her perverted novels.

00:58:37Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better, but I do know something that might distract you.

00:58:54I have just returned from a visit to my landlord.

00:59:20The solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.

00:59:25This is certainly a beautiful country.

00:59:31In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation so completely removed from the stir of society.

00:59:42Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?

01:00:10I'm a writer, Mom.

01:00:13PJs are my uniform.

01:00:16When are you going to tell me what happened?

01:00:19How about getting out of the house?

01:00:21I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much.

01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place.

01:00:28I don't want a Tinder date, Mom.

01:00:31Just leave me alone.

01:00:32Please.

01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa.

01:00:35Goes to L.A. for two weeks.

01:00:37Comes back a drama queen.

01:00:39M.K.

01:00:44M.K.

01:00:44Roth's Thorn Tree tops Time's bestseller lists.

01:00:48Congratulations, Max.

01:00:53Miss Von Klimt?

01:00:58Looks like she finally got him.

01:01:00Another week topping the bestseller list.

01:01:12We're breaking records, Max.

01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it.

01:01:17Like it?

01:01:18They love it.

01:01:20You might win the National Book Award.

01:01:22Oh.

01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately.

01:01:30Everything okay?

01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up.

01:01:37I went to the doctor today.

01:01:40Guess what?

01:01:42What?

01:01:43I'm pregnant.

01:01:46You're pregnant?

01:01:48Mm-hmm.

01:01:49But how?

01:01:50How?

01:01:50We're using protection.

01:01:52Accidents happen, right?

01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.

01:01:57I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.

01:02:02So you're keeping it?

01:02:03Why wouldn't I?

01:02:05I want this to work, Max.

01:02:08I love you.

01:02:09Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.

01:02:25I will support it.

01:02:26I will support it.

01:02:27Oh.

01:02:32Shihara never loved anyone like the werewolf king.

01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks, reading, strolls around the castle, their nights with passionate lovemaking.

01:02:44Shihara had never been so happy.

01:02:49I can't write romance with a broken heart.

01:02:51This is torture.

01:02:54Not now, Mom.

01:02:56I thought a little gift might improve your mood.

01:03:01Thanks, Mom.

01:03:01You didn't have to.

01:03:02Your favorite author.

01:03:04Everyone's talking about the new book.

01:03:07It's in Oprah's book club.

01:03:09Surprised I haven't seen you reading it.

01:03:11I just didn't have the time.

01:03:15Thanks, Mom.

01:03:16As James perused the library, he saw a young woman in glasses crying over Wuthering Heights.

01:03:45She felt his presence.

01:03:51Wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze.

01:03:56James had lost the game of love, but that didn't mean he never went again.

01:04:03A happy ending.

01:04:05He took my note.

01:04:09Maybe there's still hope for me.

01:04:10Millionaire author M.K. Roth to Wed, CEO of EMU Publishing.

01:04:18They're getting married?

01:04:26Yes.

01:04:27Yes.

01:04:28Yes.

01:04:29Yes.

01:04:30Yes.

01:04:30Oh, the scheming around.

01:04:45Got me so horny for you.

01:04:47Yes.

01:04:47By this time next week, we're going to be rich because of that brilliant contract you made.

01:05:00Once you guys get married, the book rights transfer to you.

01:05:13The royalties alone are going to solve your company's bankruptcy.

01:05:16Then we'll take Max to Hollywood, whether he likes it or not.

01:05:19The studios are dying for a movie version of the Thorn Tree.

01:05:24We're not a trilogy.

01:05:25A TV show.

01:05:26Crypto.

01:05:27Video games.

01:05:27The possibilities are endless.

01:05:30We just have to keep our secret a little longer.

01:05:33I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible.

01:05:36Good.

01:05:37I hate sneaking around.

01:05:38Would have been easier if that bitch Lisa didn't almost fuck it up.

01:05:42Guess you get what you pay for.

01:05:45What do you mean?

01:05:46Oh, I didn't tell you?

01:05:48I've been paying her with her own money.

01:05:51I've withheld her royalties for years.

01:05:55You are so bad.

01:06:06What is it, Honey Bunch?

01:06:09Mom, I think I have to tell you about what happened in L.A.

01:06:12I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him.

01:06:21Now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt and he probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce him.

01:06:27Sounds like you need to tell him.

01:06:29Miss Von Klimt said if I ever go back to L.A., she'll cancel my publishing contract.

01:06:33We'll lose your nerves.

01:06:35Maybe a lot more.

01:06:36Look, Miss Von Bitch was born rich.

01:06:39She doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company.

01:06:42You were born in the middle of nowhere with a mom in a wheelchair and somehow you still became a big author.

01:06:49You could take that Barbie any day of the week.

01:06:52But Max stumped me.

01:06:53What if he really does love Miss Von Klimt?

01:06:57You'll never know unless you talk to him.

01:07:00Brave.

01:07:01Like Shihara, the elf princess.

01:07:04You're not that nerdy girl you were in high school.

01:07:07You're a badass bitch.

01:07:10You're right.

01:07:12But can I really break up a wedding?

01:07:14Hell yes, you can.

01:07:16You look great, pal.

01:07:30I can't believe I'm getting married again.

01:07:33Don't you think it's too soon?

01:07:35Not with the right lady.

01:07:35I'm not so sure about that.

01:07:44Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.

01:07:47What is this about?

01:07:50Max, do not tell me it was about that English smut writer.

01:07:54Hey, men would kill to be what Gisele.

01:07:57You know that.

01:08:11Elvin Lust?

01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?

01:08:16Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?

01:08:20Netflix call.

01:08:21They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show.

01:08:26The ultimatum meets Vanderpump rules.

01:08:29What do you think?

01:08:34I'm not whoring out my work.

01:08:37Stop asking me about Hollywood deals.

01:08:39I'm sorry.

01:08:40I just got excited.

01:08:42We'll talk after the ceremony.

01:08:53I made it.

01:08:54Thank God for book talk.

01:08:58Lisa?

01:08:59No, she ruined everything.

01:09:02Tony, hi.

01:09:03Yeah?

01:09:04Hey, I know this sounds crazy, but I really need to talk to Max.

01:09:06Do you know where I can find him?

01:09:07He's about to get married, Lisa.

01:09:09Yeah.

01:09:11That's kind of why I'm here.

01:09:12Okay, he doesn't want to see you.

01:09:14He and Gisele are very happy.

01:09:15No, but he doesn't know the truth.

01:09:17Gisele hired me to help her seduce him.

01:09:19You are crazy.

01:09:21You're talking like a crazy person.

01:09:23All right?

01:09:23Go back to the loony bin.

01:09:24Now.

01:09:24Aren't you Max's friend?

01:09:26Don't you want to hear me out?

01:09:28Nope.

01:09:29Come on.

01:09:30Let's go.

01:09:31Wait.

01:09:33You're in on this too.

01:09:35What are you two planning to do to Max?

01:09:37You stupid little bitch.

01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me.

01:09:41What plan?

01:09:42I want you.

01:09:48What the hell's happening here, Tony?

01:09:50I'm so sorry.

01:09:51Lisa?

01:09:52Hey.

01:09:55What is happening?

01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of L.A.

01:10:01Miss von Klimt, think very clearly about what you say next.

01:10:06You know what I can do to you.

01:10:08Easy, Gisele.

01:10:11What happened between you two?

01:10:12Don't talk to her, Max.

01:10:14She is just looking to use you for more material for her books.

01:10:18Isn't that right, Lisa?

01:10:20Lisa, is that true?

01:10:22Come on, Lisa.

01:10:23Stand up for yourself.

01:10:24It's now or never.

01:10:25Gisele hired me to help her seduce you.

01:10:40What you read in my journal wasn't a book, at least not one I planned on.

01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt.

01:10:47So what happened between us was fake?

01:10:50No, I just wanted to be a good date doctor.

01:10:54I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you.

01:10:57Oh, you fell in love with me.

01:10:59Of course, Max.

01:11:02And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you, but I don't think she's marrying you for

01:11:05the right reasons.

01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan.

01:11:08She is babbling like a psycho!

01:11:11Somebody call the police!

01:11:13I mean, to ruin our wedding day!

01:11:15Max, please believe me.

01:11:18I love you.

01:11:21Don't marry her.

01:11:22LAPD!

01:11:23There is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding!

01:11:27And you know what?

01:11:28I'm gonna bring her right over here, right...

01:11:30Answer me this.

01:11:32Is that baby mine?

01:11:45It's mine!

01:11:46Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights by adding some hidden

01:11:51clauses in the contract.

01:11:53She marries you.

01:11:55She controls everything.

01:11:57Tony, we have known each other for years.

01:12:01Why would you betray me?

01:12:03EMU Publishing was going bankrupt.

01:12:06Giselle needed money.

01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some too.

01:12:09But honestly, I didn't care about that.

01:12:14All I wanted was her.

01:12:15Oh, you sappy piece of shit!

01:12:18You fucked us!

01:12:20I love you!

01:12:21And the baby!

01:12:22Yeah?

01:12:23We hate you!

01:12:24Hey!

01:12:25It's safe to say, this wedding is over.

01:12:27And I'll see you two lovebirds in court.

01:12:36Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?

01:12:39I don't know what came over me.

01:12:40I was a mess after our fight.

01:12:42We can talk about it over dinner.

01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach.

01:12:52You are finished!

01:12:53Lisa, I am canceling our contract.

01:12:55And I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name.

01:12:59Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself.

01:13:01A monkey could write that trash!

01:13:03Oh, shit!

01:13:12Get up!

01:13:13Baby!

01:13:14Baby!

01:13:14No!

01:13:21Don't worry about Giselle.

01:13:23I will get you a new publishing deal.

01:13:26You just have to trust me.

01:13:29Do you trust me?

01:13:33I love you, Lisa.

01:13:46I'm happy to present the author formerly known as Heidi Brushfire,

01:13:52reading from her first novel under her real name,

01:13:56which has already topped the New York Times bestseller list.

01:13:59Ladies and gentlemen, Lisa Brown!

01:14:03I sat at my laptop in PJs,

01:14:13writing a sex scene between a werewolf king and an elven princess.

01:14:18When the phone rang,

01:14:19little did I know my life was about to change forever.

01:14:23I love the book.

01:14:32Why did you decide to publish under your own name?

01:14:34My boyfriend was very encouraging.

01:14:36Some of you might know MK Roth.

01:14:40Aww!

01:14:41Max started his own publishing company after some bad industry experiences.

01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year.

01:14:53So, you didn't write the new Elven Lust book?

01:14:56It totally sucks.

01:14:58The Heidi Brushfire name belongs to my old publisher.

01:15:01I heard the CEO writes the books herself now.

01:15:03Guess she must have plenty of time now that she's bankrupt.

01:15:05I have a question.

01:15:10When are you and Max getting married?

01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book all about how you met.

01:15:15How about a happy ending?

01:15:17Mom!

01:15:19Actually,

01:15:20I can answer that.

01:15:23I've never really been a public person,

01:15:34but Lisa broke me out of that shell.

01:15:39Speaking of which...

01:15:48Lisa Brown,

01:15:50will you marry me?

01:15:53Yes.

01:15:55Yes.

01:15:57Woo!

01:15:59Woo!

01:16:01Woo!

01:16:04Woo!

01:16:05Woo!

01:16:06Woo!

01:16:07Woo!

01:16:08Woo!

01:16:09Woo!

01:16:10Woo!

01:16:11Woo! Woo!

01:16:11Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

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