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The Bookworm & The Billionaire Full Movie [ New Releases 2026]
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00:00:00I must have you
00:00:07Calvin princess
00:00:13And I you werewolf king
00:00:15Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm
00:00:21Now she would know the truth
00:00:24She straddled him
00:00:27No, he takes charge
00:00:31It's hotter
00:00:34Um
00:00:38The werewolf king
00:00:44The werewolf king
00:00:48Think, Lisa, it's the climax of the book
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF
00:00:57How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:02The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed
00:01:12He tore her dress and kissed down her body
00:01:15He tore her dress and kissed down her body
00:01:32His burning lips trailing lower
00:01:39And lower
00:01:42And
00:01:43Ms. Von Klimt, hi!
00:01:49So, how's my favorite romance author?
00:01:52Yeah, fine
00:01:54Everything's okay, my books are still selling, right?
00:01:56Hotter than the boo-boos
00:01:58Listen, I have a special assignment for you
00:02:00You've heard of MK Roth, right?
00:02:02I love him
00:02:04I mean
00:02:05His writing
00:02:06Fabulous
00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in LA
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow
00:02:11Tomorrow?
00:02:12One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max
00:02:25Stop blinking like that
00:02:29Oh
00:02:34Oh
00:02:35Forget writing
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers
00:02:38Very funny, Tony
00:02:41Well
00:02:42What's going on?
00:02:44I still can't finish the novel
00:02:46Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter
00:02:50Well, why don't you just chat GBT
00:02:52Okay, I'm kidding, Mr. Integrity
00:02:55Look, why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:59We're meeting with EMU Publishing
00:03:00No
00:03:01I should be writing
00:03:02Hey
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years
00:03:06Look, do you wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:13We gotta do some business
00:03:15There he is, that's the spirit
00:03:24Good
00:03:25Oh
00:03:26Do me a favor
00:03:28Take a shower before we go
00:03:29You smell like the feet
00:03:31I am so sorry I'm late
00:03:45We had an emergency landing in Tucson
00:03:46Miss Longcliffe still has some time before 3pm
00:03:48Hurry
00:03:49Amazing
00:03:50Thank you
00:03:51I gotta sit
00:03:58M.K. Roth?
00:03:59Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp
00:04:02Get out of the way
00:04:03Hey
00:04:04Why don't you show the lady some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:10Lisa!
00:04:11I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth
00:04:22The biggest name in fiction
00:04:25We are in talks to publish his new novel
00:04:28Here at EMU Publishing
00:04:30Yeah!
00:04:31M.K. Roth is a new novel
00:04:32I've waited years for this
00:04:34He's my all time favorite author
00:04:36Here's the thing
00:04:37I have a little crush on him
00:04:39M.K. Max
00:04:41I am crazy about him
00:04:44That face, that hair, that...
00:04:46The race of a generation
00:04:48Exactly
00:04:49Normally
00:04:51Normally
00:04:52I can get any guy I want
00:04:53Anytime I want
00:04:54Just look at me
00:04:56But Max is different
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working
00:04:59What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking
00:05:04Who better to play Cupid
00:05:06Than my best selling romance author
00:05:09Heidi Brushfire
00:05:10Heidi Brushfire
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay
00:05:36It's all just fiction
00:05:38Made up
00:05:39Don't be modest, Lisa
00:05:40I am crushing hard here
00:05:43I'll double your next advance
00:05:46How's 50k sound?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:50With that much money I could afford the living nurse moms always wanted
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes
00:05:56You'll stay with me, you'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself
00:06:01Showtime
00:06:10So we meet again
00:06:25Guess I wasn't dreaming
00:06:27Guess I wasn't either
00:06:29Lisa has to get ready
00:06:32I'll walk her out
00:06:34Look I know Giselle's the CEO but she's got an ass that could make a stripper
00:06:41I wasn't looking, it was her friend
00:06:44Don't even think about going for Max
00:06:48You are here to be my dating coach, not to date my man
00:06:53Got it
00:06:54You better
00:06:55Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever
00:06:59What were you saying about a party?
00:07:01My people will explain everything
00:07:11Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer, can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13I'm the stylist, I need your measurements
00:07:15I'm the dog walker
00:07:17And you should poo poo
00:07:18What did I get myself into?
00:07:22Lisa, hurry up!
00:07:24Lisa, hurry up!
00:07:29See a little flicker
00:07:33Right here, yes
00:07:34Perfect
00:07:35Perfect
00:07:41I can barely walk in these
00:07:43You'll learn
00:07:44Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet
00:07:50I'll do my best, I just wish I had more time to prepare
00:07:53I believe in you
00:07:54Heidi Brushfire
00:07:55I hate parties, you know this
00:08:05Oh come on, it's part of the job Max
00:08:08Hey, listen
00:08:09I want you to meet this producer
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel
00:08:12Come on
00:08:13How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:15I don't care about Hollywood
00:08:17I want my books to stay books
00:08:20On second thought
00:08:26Maybe there is someone here I want to talk to
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming
00:08:32Tell me what to say
00:08:33I thought this was your thing
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now
00:08:50I am so sorry, I didn't mean to
00:08:55The next time you want to use my jacket
00:08:57Just ask me
00:08:59Come on
00:09:03Lisa, a word
00:09:07Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault
00:09:12Heidi
00:09:13I will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out
00:09:17Tell me what to do
00:09:20Well
00:09:25In Elvenless, Shihara the Elven princess attracts men with her mystery
00:09:29She's quiet, she speaks in riddles
00:09:32She has a ethereal eroticism to her
00:09:35Like a sexy alien
00:09:38That'll work
00:09:39Be alluring, I'll come to you
00:09:41If you fuck this up
00:09:43Not only are you going to lose your bonus
00:09:45I'm cancelling your publishing contract
00:09:48What?
00:09:49Yeah, you think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books?
00:09:52I own the pen name and the rights
00:09:54Sorry about Lisa, what a klutz
00:10:09Try not to spill this one
00:10:11I'm sorry
00:10:16That was a bad joke
00:10:17I feel like I'm falling on my face here too
00:10:20Even if I'm not literally doing it
00:10:22So
00:10:24So
00:10:25And Max
00:10:26What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:31A ghost writer
00:10:35Oh no
00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles
00:10:38I didn't mean literally
00:10:39Now she's telling dad jokes
00:10:41Bad jokes
00:10:47Well you have a mysterious sense of humor, Giselle
00:10:51What the hell?
00:10:52It actually worked?
00:10:54Why are writers always cold?
00:11:04Because they're surrounded by drafts
00:11:07Of course
00:11:12Thank you, Giselle
00:11:14For the entertainment
00:11:16For the night
00:11:18I'm gonna head out of here
00:11:19But
00:11:20And please
00:11:22Respect the personal space, okay?
00:11:24Have a good night
00:11:27Have a good night
00:11:30No sweet
00:11:31Giselle, just fucking stop, okay?
00:11:32You're ruining everything
00:11:36I warned you
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana
00:11:39Right
00:11:40Now
00:11:48Can you let go of my hair please?
00:11:51I look like an idiot in front of Max tonight
00:11:53And it's all your fault
00:11:55Give me another chance, please
00:11:56As if
00:11:58You're not a date doctor
00:12:00You're not even fit to be a romance author
00:12:03Not in my company
00:12:04No, I'm begging you, Miss Von Klimt
00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal
00:12:07I'm supporting my mom
00:12:08She needs me
00:12:14You're on thin fucking ice, Lisa
00:12:17Thank you
00:12:18Thank you, Miss Von Klimt
00:12:19Don't thank me
00:12:21Go get me
00:12:22My man
00:12:30Nice pool
00:12:31Tell me all about L.A.
00:12:33I should be home with you, Mom
00:12:34I can roll around on my own for a few days
00:12:37So what's the hubbub?
00:12:39I actually can't talk about it
00:12:40Cause I signed an NDA, but
00:12:42The good news is
00:12:43I might be getting a big bonus
00:12:44If I don't screw things up
00:12:45Don't screw things up
00:12:46When have you messed anything up?
00:12:47Except your dating life
00:12:49Mom!
00:12:50Speaking of
00:12:51I made you a Tinder profile
00:12:52You already have matches
00:12:54Remember Billy from high school?
00:12:56He's been saying a lot of sexy things to you
00:12:59Maybe too sexy
00:13:01Could you please not butt into my love life?
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while
00:13:05But that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker
00:13:08Wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire
00:13:12Was really a spinster in training from rural Indiana?
00:13:16Hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out
00:13:18I have to get to work
00:13:19I have to get to work
00:13:20Oops
00:13:46This is hopeless
00:13:47I've been reading dating books all day
00:13:49And I haven't learned anything that could help Miss Von Klimt
00:13:52I'm screwed!
00:14:03I'm so sorry
00:14:09Please don't recognize me
00:14:10Please don't recognize me
00:14:13You're Giselle's friend, right?
00:14:16The clumsy one
00:14:18A week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author
00:14:21Now I wish I was dead
00:14:23Hey
00:14:25Why are you crying?
00:14:27Okay?
00:14:28I was just, um, reading a sad book
00:14:40I was just, um, reading a sad book
00:14:49What were you reading?
00:14:51Think Lisa, you're a writer
00:14:52Think Lisa, you're a writer
00:14:53You know about books
00:14:55Wait, I know
00:14:56Withering Heights
00:14:58Not a lie
00:15:00It does make me cry
00:15:01Withering Heights?
00:15:02Well that's one of my favorites
00:15:04It makes me cry too
00:15:06It's so beautiful
00:15:08And tragic
00:15:10You like romance?
00:15:11Yeah, I used to
00:15:14Hey, let me help you
00:15:16I got it, really
00:15:26Is this yours?
00:15:28I'm not stalking you, I promise
00:15:29You can admit you like me
00:15:31You can admit you like me
00:15:38Okay, I'm a fan
00:15:41I read your books
00:15:42Cause I know you have a new one coming out
00:15:44So, I was just rereading your last one for
00:15:47About the tenth time
00:15:50You've read my book ten times?
00:15:52I'm a writer too
00:15:54Miss Von Klint's my publisher
00:15:56So I've heard
00:16:02Funny seeing you here, aren't you supposed to be reckless?
00:16:05Whoever said that
00:16:07Obviously spends no time in the library
00:16:09Because I'm here all the time
00:16:11I love the smell of old books
00:16:14What are you checking out?
00:16:16That's actually this new author
00:16:17Um
00:16:19Have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?
00:16:22But
00:16:24How?
00:16:25I googled it
00:16:27I'm not stalking you
00:16:29I promise
00:16:32And here is the romance section
00:16:37Here we go
00:16:40Oh yes
00:16:42I can't wait to read this
00:16:44Could you take a picture of us?
00:16:45I'm a big fan of yours, Miss Brushfire
00:16:48Oh!
00:16:50Okay!
00:16:51Thank you!
00:16:57Looking forward to your next book!
00:17:02That never happens in Indiana
00:17:05Back to Wuthering Heights
00:17:07Not to brag
00:17:09But I happen to own a first edition
00:17:11Come by my place sometime and check it out
00:17:13Your place?
00:17:14Your place?
00:17:16Oh!
00:17:17Um...
00:17:18How about tomorrow?
00:17:20Something you've stood for
00:17:22You it's here
00:17:44Why am I not Mrs. MK Roth yet?
00:17:46Mrs. M.K. Roth yet?
00:17:48Funnily enough, I just ran into Max at the library.
00:17:55Did he say anything about the other night?
00:17:58Tell me everything.
00:18:00It actually didn't come up.
00:18:02That could be good.
00:18:03Actually, he invited me over tomorrow afternoon.
00:18:07You?
00:18:08What did I tell you about snaking my man?
00:18:12Pack your bags.
00:18:13You're out of here.
00:18:14Oh, wait, wait.
00:18:17Let me explain.
00:18:19You're right.
00:18:21Max is a special case.
00:18:23My usual advice won't work.
00:18:25I need to get to know him better.
00:18:28I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage.
00:18:31I just need some more time.
00:18:33Not a bad plan.
00:18:38What do you think, Poopoo?
00:18:40Should we trust her?
00:18:42I leave for New York this week.
00:18:46If you don't have results by the time that I'm back, you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:18:53Got it?
00:19:01Since the divorce, every moment was pain.
00:19:05James felt like Prometheus, tortured by the gods.
00:19:07But instead of eagles eating his liver, they picked at his heart.
00:19:13Then again, maybe he deserved to suffer.
00:19:16Who would read this self-pitying garbage?
00:19:30I've got to snap out of it.
00:19:34Lisa!
00:19:35I almost forgot.
00:19:37Just the writing break I needed.
00:19:38Hi, Max.
00:19:50It's so good to see you.
00:19:55Same here.
00:19:59Come in.
00:20:00Do you want some wine?
00:20:01Um, water's fine.
00:20:03Don't lose your mind over a man, Lisa.
00:20:09You have a job to do.
00:20:18Hard to believe people have been falling in love with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost 200 years.
00:20:24Well, they're pretty easy to fall for.
00:20:26I leave for New York this week.
00:20:34If you don't have results by the time that I'm back, you're out of a job and a publishing deal.
00:20:41Got it?
00:20:44So, Max, seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you.
00:20:50Right now.
00:20:51I mean, romantically.
00:20:54What do you want in a woman?
00:21:01Just look in the mirror.
00:21:05You, Joker.
00:21:10Is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14He's supposed to want Giselle.
00:21:16I've got to get his mind off me.
00:21:21Forgive me, Emily Bronte.
00:21:30Lisa.
00:21:32It's a $50,000 book.
00:21:34$50,000?
00:21:37Oh, no.
00:21:38I went too far.
00:21:40Please let the book be okay.
00:21:46There's no damage.
00:21:50Luckily.
00:21:50I'm so sorry.
00:21:52Let me clean up.
00:22:01So when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03As soon as I finish writing it.
00:22:05It's not done yet, I thought.
00:22:07The subject matter is proving quite difficult.
00:22:10It's about a divorce.
00:22:13My divorce.
00:22:15I'm so sorry.
00:22:16I didn't know.
00:22:16Unlike some public figures, I don't like to broadcast my personal life.
00:22:21Anyway, I'll finish the book.
00:22:22I just can't find the ending.
00:22:23When I have writer's block, I usually try to talk it out with someone.
00:22:27Usually my mom.
00:22:28She gives surprisingly good notes.
00:22:30Thanks, Lisa, but I don't think my mom can help me with this issue.
00:22:35Sorry.
00:22:36Stupid.
00:22:38Thanks for the advice.
00:22:40I can write an ending.
00:22:42I just don't know what it should be.
00:22:43Which reminds me I should probably get back to work.
00:22:56Thanks for coming by and getting me out of my head for a bit.
00:23:03Any time.
00:23:17Later, dude.
00:23:18As I left the house, Max continued his battle with the blank page.
00:23:32I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again.
00:23:36Well, I guess I could maybe do something about that.
00:23:39I need more info to work with before Miss Von Klimt gets back.
00:23:52But how do I ask Max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea?
00:23:56He's supposed to date her, not me.
00:24:03Reading by the pool.
00:24:05That's platonic.
00:24:07Thanks for having me over today.
00:24:08I'd love to return the favor.
00:24:10Come and read by my pool tomorrow?
00:24:17What am I thinking?
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion.
00:24:21Why did I ask him to do the most boring thing on earth?
00:24:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:28He's responding.
00:24:29Please let me down gently, Max.
00:24:31My fragile heart can't take it.
00:24:38Oh, I really needed this.
00:24:42I got the big house, you know, but no pool.
00:24:45You're welcome anytime.
00:24:47I mean, I'm sure it's cool with Miss Von Klimt.
00:24:50It's her house.
00:24:51It's her house.
00:24:51Oh, still at it, I see.
00:25:09Sorry.
00:25:11Creepy, right?
00:25:12We can be creepy together.
00:25:13You're actually reading it?
00:25:22Are you joking?
00:25:23I can't put it down.
00:25:25It's like the sexiest book I've ever read.
00:25:27Hey, where do you get your ideas?
00:25:29Probably not where you think.
00:25:31My love life's pretty unexciting.
00:25:35Non-existent, actually.
00:25:37I find that hard to believe.
00:25:39You didn't know me growing up.
00:25:41I was an ugly duckling.
00:25:44It was easier making my characters fall in love than actually risking it myself.
00:25:50Well, Lisa, you're not an ugly duckling anymore.
00:25:56I think you should come out of your shell.
00:25:57So, any other thoughts about the book?
00:26:04Yeah, one more.
00:26:06The next book you release, make it under your name.
00:26:10You are too good.
00:26:12I'll think about it.
00:26:15Hey, can you get my bag for me?
00:26:16Be cool, Lisa.
00:26:28You're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back.
00:26:32Think of Miss Von Klimt.
00:26:33So, Max, I was wondering.
00:26:54The love interest in your last novel, is she based on your ex?
00:26:58Shoot!
00:27:05I said the wrong thing.
00:27:07Jesus, Lisa, you must be the worst dating coach in history.
00:27:14Yeah, I guess what I don't post online, it still comes out in my lighting.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:20She's, uh, she's based on my ex-wife.
00:27:26Very different time.
00:27:29It's hard to even imagine myself having a romantic bone in my body.
00:27:35Because all I do is write and avoid writing.
00:27:42Can I ask what happened?
00:27:44I thought she was my pixie, manic dream girl.
00:27:52But she was just manic.
00:27:55She was aggressive.
00:27:57She was type A.
00:27:59Workaholic.
00:28:00Obsessed with status and money.
00:28:03Sounds like Miss Von Klimt.
00:28:04Is that your type?
00:28:08It used to be, yeah.
00:28:13But I'm an introvert, you know?
00:28:18I would much rather prefer a pool day like this than some random L.A. party.
00:28:24If I decide to remarry, it's going to be someone who's like me.
00:28:33Maybe even a writer.
00:28:34Oh no, today was supposed to be platonic.
00:28:43Abort, abort.
00:28:44What's wrong, Lisa?
00:28:46I'm getting hot.
00:28:47Are you thirsty?
00:28:47I am thirsty.
00:28:48I am so thirsty.
00:28:55Oh!
00:28:56You okay?
00:29:11Sorry about that, that was nuts.
00:29:14Hey!
00:29:15That's so mean.
00:29:18I'm pruning.
00:29:39You look pretty good for a prune.
00:29:41My phone.
00:29:55Geez, is she sidekick or something?
00:30:02Ms. Von Clem, hi.
00:30:07Any updates on Max?
00:30:09Um...
00:30:13Who are you waving to?
00:30:17I just invited a friend over to swim.
00:30:19A fuck party?
00:30:21Show me.
00:30:22No, of course not.
00:30:24Me likey.
00:30:28Just don't bang in my pool, I had it cleaned last week.
00:30:31So, what's happening with Max?
00:30:33I'm getting plenty of material.
00:30:36Music to my ears.
00:30:38Poopoos too.
00:30:39I have good news as well.
00:30:41Got the contract all settled with Tony.
00:30:44And we are signing Max to EMU Publishing.
00:30:47That's amazing!
00:30:49I'll talk to you about it more when I see you.
00:30:51Poopoos gotta poopoo.
00:31:00How about some dinner tonight?
00:31:02A little spot by the beach.
00:31:04I don't normally go out, but...
00:31:06Tonight feels special.
00:31:08If you ruin this for Ms. Von Clem, your writing career is done for.
00:31:12What'd you say?
00:31:19Giselle's contract just came in.
00:31:21Looks good.
00:31:22Ball's in our court.
00:31:23Yeah, maybe I should read it myself.
00:31:25Come on.
00:31:26What?
00:31:27You don't trust me?
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:29But...
00:31:30Make sure that she doesn't turn my books into some Hollywood cash-grab franchise.
00:31:35Okay?
00:31:36Hey.
00:31:37You're the boss, boss.
00:31:42Max paddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk he'd given me all day.
00:31:47If I didn't know better, I'd swear he wanted to kiss me.
00:31:53Lisa?
00:31:54Oh!
00:31:55Sorry about that.
00:31:56I had a business call.
00:31:59What are you writing?
00:32:03Max, stop!
00:32:04Is this your diary?
00:32:05Oh no.
00:32:06Max has my journal.
00:32:07How could I be so stupid?
00:32:18On second thought, I would not want anybody reading my diary.
00:32:23You never know when inspiration will strike.
00:32:36Have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:38Yes, I have.
00:32:39Maybe you're my muse.
00:32:41In all seriousness though, it's nice spending time with another writer.
00:32:45Makes me feel like less of a weirdo.
00:32:48Weirdo?
00:32:49Max, you're one of the most famous authors in the world.
00:32:54It gets lonely.
00:33:06What's wrong?
00:33:07That was amazing.
00:33:08Can I ask you a favor?
00:33:10Would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:33:16Maybe you can help me write the ending.
00:33:20Me?
00:33:21I'm signing to EMU Publishing, so we're basically co-workers.
00:33:26And you're a fantastic writer.
00:33:29And you know my work.
00:33:31And you know that I'm struggling with this.
00:33:34I trust you, Lisa.
00:33:37You...
00:33:39Trust me?
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:44Should I not?
00:33:46You might not trust me if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor.
00:33:52I'd be honored to read it, Max.
00:33:55Thanks.
00:33:56It would mean a lot to me.
00:34:09After dinner, we can print it at the library.
00:34:15Stop by my place to read it.
00:34:18Your place?
00:34:19That's okay, isn't it?
00:34:20He can't really be trying to sleep with me, right?
00:34:23He just wants to give me his manuscript.
00:34:26Because if he does have other ideas,
00:34:28I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself.
00:34:34Check, please.
00:34:50Careful.
00:35:01Clumsy girl.
00:35:03I'm only clumsy around you.
00:35:05Is that right?
00:35:07Please, do not share this with anyone.
00:35:10The only people I want reading it are you and me.
00:35:14Okay?
00:35:15Thank you for trusting me.
00:35:20You make it easy.
00:35:24Max.
00:35:26Mickey, I'm here.
00:35:34Oh my god, Max.
00:35:40Oh.
00:35:41Shh, shh, shh.
00:35:50I love you.
00:35:55I'll see you next time.
00:35:57I love you.
00:35:58I love you.
00:36:00I love you.
00:36:02I love you.
00:36:04I love you.
00:36:06I love you.
00:36:08I love you.
00:36:10I love you.
00:36:12I love you.
00:36:14Hope you're getting all your hands.
00:36:16Bye.
00:36:17Wow, Lisa. I want you. You're in jail.
00:36:47You're in jail.
00:37:17What have I done?
00:37:33Oh no. I'm at Max's place. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh! I can't believe I slept with Max!
00:37:43Miss Von Klimt will murder me!
00:37:52Relax, Lisa. Max is famous. He probably has one night stands all the time.
00:37:56No reason he can't still fall for Miss Von Klimt.
00:38:00Lisa? What are you doing?
00:38:03Max, look. We don't have to talk about this. I'm a romance writer. I know what this is.
00:38:11What is this?
00:38:12Fun in the sun. Too much wine at dinner. One thing lit to another. It's not a big deal.
00:38:19I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:25Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:31Me too.
00:38:43What's that?
00:38:47Giselle?
00:39:00What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss Von Klimt? She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:09Respector. When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract, I flew home early to personally
00:39:21deliver mimosas. Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:23Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:27What's wrong? You have company?
00:39:33Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:43Thanks again. I'll see you at the signing. Cheers.
00:39:45Max!
00:39:56Mimosas, anyone?
00:39:57Mimosas?
00:40:26Mimosas?
00:40:27Giselle!
00:40:29You're home early.
00:40:31Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:34What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:39Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:42Er-
00:40:43Jerry.
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were going to say Max.
00:40:51That's funny.
00:40:54What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57No, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:02I saw him a few times while you were away.
00:41:04Everything's in my journal.
00:41:04Let me see!
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Nice work.
00:41:14I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:16There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Van Clemsen.
00:41:22Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:39I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is, like, the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:41:56Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:05You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15You know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:28I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:33Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Ha-ha!
00:42:41Hey!
00:42:44See you?
00:42:45See you?
00:42:45See you?
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:51To the thorn tree.
00:42:52Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it.
00:43:00Just waiting for notes from a trusted reader.
00:43:02Really?
00:43:02Who?
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:04I'll send it soon.
00:43:09Well, I should get going.
00:43:11So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:15We'll be in touch.
00:43:19We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan, you're going to be out of bankruptcy.
00:43:27And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:32Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:38How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:51Gotta go.
00:43:52Love you.
00:43:57Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:05But I, uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here.
00:44:13I'm dead meat.
00:44:14At least I'll die happy.
00:44:25At least I'll die happy.
00:44:25See ya.
00:44:35Kill you.
00:44:36Hey, Mark.
00:44:38Everybody begin.
00:44:38Bye.
00:44:40Bye.
00:44:44Bye.
00:44:48Bye.
00:44:48Bye.
00:44:49Bye.
00:44:49Bye.
00:44:51Bye.
00:44:51Bye.
00:44:52Bye.
00:44:52Bye.
00:44:52Bye.
00:44:53Bye.
00:44:53Bye.
00:44:53Bye.
00:44:54Bye.
00:44:54amaan.
00:44:55Max's car? What's he doing here?
00:45:25I finished the manuscript. It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:33That means a lot's coming from you. What do I do about the ending?
00:45:38The main character goes through so much heartbreak. He has a choice at the end. To live in pain or to move on. To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:53Do you think you'll find love again? Or not?
00:45:59I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me. But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:13Maybe you. I mean, James. You should get a happy ending. Give the readers some hope.
00:46:23Max! Max!
00:46:27Oh my God! Oh my God! Giselle's home!
00:46:31Are you guys friends?
00:46:33We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:37Why not?
00:46:38Because...
00:46:39You're a private person. It's none of her business.
00:46:44You're sweet.
00:46:46Lisa! Is Max in there?
00:46:54Max! What are you doing here?
00:47:00Uh... Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:07Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:11Well, actually, I'm glad you're here. Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight. Are you free?
00:47:17I love Ocean Vuong. You should come with.
00:47:22Actually, Lisa has other plans. Too bad. We'll miss you.
00:47:27You sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean? I mean, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going out girl.
00:47:56Yeah, I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know. You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05You know, I'm a bookworm, Max. That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights. It always makes me cry.
00:48:19Wuthering Heights?
00:48:20What? You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately. It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:25Makes me cry.
00:48:27It's getting really cold outside. Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:33Um, yeah. Yeah, sure. Sorry.
00:48:45I know it's worked. I can't watch.
00:48:52I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:48:59I like you. And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I misread the situation too. I like you too.
00:49:07I'm seeing someone. And I really like her. And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:13Maybe we can just be friends. I mean, we work together. It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:18Sure. I'd like that.
00:49:20Okay. Well, I gotta... gotta get going.
00:49:25Have a good night. And good luck with that girl.
00:49:28Yeah. Thanks.
00:49:30Seeing someone? If it's that mousy little Lisa, I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:38That homewrecking whore has outstayed her welcome. Big time.
00:49:42Max and Giselle kissed. So what? That's a good thing. Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:55Can we talk?
00:49:59Thanks so much for all your advice with Max. It's been working wonders.
00:50:03How'd it go last night?
00:50:05Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:09That's great. Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now. Pack your bags. Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:21What? What did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:24I'm rich, Lisa. I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:27I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:29For what?
00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:34Overrated. Pack your bags. Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:38Relax, Poo Poo. I'm coming.
00:50:42Take the hint. Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:46He's in a Miss Von Klimt now. We were never meant to be.
00:50:50I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:53Unless we are. What do I do?
00:50:56You...
00:50:57See you.
00:51:15So cute.
00:51:17Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max, be home.
00:51:47Lisa, what's the matter?
00:51:52Um, I, I, I...
00:51:56Hey, just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:06You're with me now.
00:52:07Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:10I...
00:52:11That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime.
00:52:41Wait, I know that address.
00:52:54Max's house?
00:52:56Oh, she's dead.
00:53:08I should go.
00:53:11Or I'll miss my flight.
00:53:12I just came to say goodbye.
00:53:13I didn't expect all of this.
00:53:20Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa.
00:53:23But I'm falling for you.
00:53:25You can stay here with me as long as you want.
00:53:32Really?
00:53:34And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here.
00:53:37She can stay here.
00:53:38There's plenty of space.
00:53:40I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:48Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy, because you are the only one that I want.
00:53:57Let me think about it.
00:53:59All right?
00:54:00Take as much time as you need.
00:54:02I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next.
00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more.
00:54:39Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.
00:54:41What the hell is this?
00:54:57Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us.
00:55:00About me.
00:55:01I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:03Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:07You know, I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary.
00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it.
00:55:23You are using me for material.
00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth, or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt,
00:55:29and that means losing my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:42Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max!
00:55:45We're done.
00:55:47Get out, Lisa.
00:55:51And if I ever see this printed,
00:55:53you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:04Max.
00:56:04I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:07Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:28Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now.
00:56:33But no, you just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can't explain.
00:56:40No, I brought you out here for a reason.
00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.
00:56:47I trusted you.
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:54You broke up?
00:56:57Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:59Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:01I'll forgive you if you leave right now.
00:57:06You can keep the money and the publishing deal.
00:57:09But I never want to see your face at L.A. again.
00:57:13Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:16Now beat it.
00:57:17Damn it, Lisa.
00:57:27I said to get out of here.
00:57:28We're through.
00:57:30Oh, Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:34I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:38Wait.
00:57:38I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:47I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, no.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:57:51So, what happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me for her next romance novel.
00:58:16I found her journal.
00:58:17I should have known it was too good to be true.
00:58:22She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry.
00:58:27No, Lisa's always been like this.
00:58:31She's a succubus.
00:58:33Just using men for her perverted novels.
00:58:37Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better,
00:58:49but I do know something that might distract you.
00:58:54I have just returned from a visit to my landlord,
00:59:20the solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
00:59:25This is certainly a beautiful country.
00:59:31In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation
00:59:36so completely removed from the stir of society.
00:59:42Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:10I'm a writer, Mom.
01:00:13PJs are my uniform.
01:00:16When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:21I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much.
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place.
01:00:29I don't want a Tinder date, Mom.
01:00:31Just leave me alone, please.
01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa.
01:00:35Goes to L.A. for two weeks, comes back a drama queen.
01:00:39M.K. Roth's Thorn Tree tops Time's bestseller lists.
01:00:48Congratulations, Max.
01:00:53Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him.
01:01:00Another week topping the bestseller list.
01:01:12We're breaking records, Max.
01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it.
01:01:17Like it?
01:01:18They love it!
01:01:20You might win the National Book Award.
01:01:22You've been drinking a lot lately.
01:01:30Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up.
01:01:37I went to the doctor today.
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:42What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant.
01:01:44You're pregnant?
01:01:48Mm-hmm.
01:01:49But how?
01:01:50How?
01:01:50We're using protection.
01:01:52Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.
01:01:58I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:04I want this to work, Max.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:21Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.
01:02:25Oh.
01:02:25Shihara never loved anyone like the werewolf king.
01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks, reading, strolls around the castle, their nights with passionate lovemaking.
01:02:44Shihara had never been so happy.
01:02:49I can't write romance with a broken heart.
01:02:51This is torture.
01:02:54Not now, Mom.
01:02:56I thought a little gift might improve your mood.
01:03:01Thanks, Mom.
01:03:01You didn't have to.
01:03:03Your favorite author.
01:03:04Everyone's talking about the new book.
01:03:07It's in Oprah's book club.
01:03:09Surprised I haven't seen you reading it.
01:03:13I just didn't have the time.
01:03:15Thanks, Mom.
01:03:16As James perused the library, you saw a young woman in glasses crying over Wuthering Heights.
01:03:45She felt his presence, wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze.
01:03:54James had lost the game of love.
01:03:58But that didn't mean he never went again.
01:04:00But that didn't mean he never went again.
01:04:03A happy ending.
01:04:05He took my note.
01:04:09Maybe there's still hope for me.
01:04:10Millionaire author M.K. Roth to Wed, CEO of EMU Publishing.
01:04:18They're getting married?
01:04:19Yes.
01:04:27Yes.
01:04:28Yes.
01:04:30Yes.
01:04:30Yes.
01:04:31All this scheming around.
01:04:45It's got me so horny for you.
01:04:47By this time next week, we're going to be rich because of that brilliant contract you made.
01:05:00Once you guys get married, the book rights transfer to you.
01:05:13The royalties alone are going to solve your company's bankruptcy.
01:05:16Then we'll take Max to Hollywood, whether he likes it or not.
01:05:19The studios are dying for a movie version of the Thorn Tree.
01:05:24We're not a trilogy.
01:05:25A TV show.
01:05:26Crypto.
01:05:27Video games.
01:05:27The possibilities are endless.
01:05:30We just have to keep our secret a little longer.
01:05:33I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible.
01:05:36Good.
01:05:37I hate sneaking around.
01:05:38It would have been easier if that bitch Lisa didn't almost fuck it up.
01:05:42Guess you get what you pay for.
01:05:45What do you mean?
01:05:46Oh, I didn't tell you?
01:05:48I've been paying her with her own money.
01:05:51I've withheld her royalties for years.
01:05:55You are so bad.
01:06:06What is it, Honey Bunch?
01:06:09Mom, I think I have to tell you about what happened in L.A.
01:06:12I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him.
01:06:21Now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt and he probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce him.
01:06:27Sounds like you need to tell him.
01:06:29Miss Von Klimt said if I ever go back to L.A., she'll cancel my publishing contract.
01:06:33We'll lose your nerves.
01:06:35Maybe a lot more.
01:06:36Look, Miss Von Bitch was born rich.
01:06:39She doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company.
01:06:42You were born in the middle of nowhere with a mom in a wheelchair and somehow you still became a big author.
01:06:49You could take that Barbie any day of the week.
01:06:52But Max stumped me.
01:06:53What if he really does love Miss Von Klimt?
01:06:57You'll never know unless you talk to him.
01:07:00Brave.
01:07:01Like Shihara, the elf princess.
01:07:04You're not that nerdy girl you were in high school.
01:07:07You're a badass bitch.
01:07:10You're right.
01:07:12But can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:14Hell yes, you can.
01:07:16You look great, pal.
01:07:30I can't believe I'm getting married again.
01:07:33Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:35Not with the right lady.
01:07:35I'm not so sure about that.
01:07:44Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.
01:07:47What is this about?
01:07:50Max, do not tell me it was about that English smut writer.
01:07:54Hey, men would kill to be what you're saying.
01:07:58You know that.
01:08:11Elvin Lust?
01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:16Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?
01:08:20Netflix call.
01:08:21They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show.
01:08:26The ultimatum meets Vanderpump rules.
01:08:29What do you think?
01:08:34I'm not whoring out my work.
01:08:37Stop asking me about Hollywood deals.
01:08:39I'm sorry.
01:08:40I just got excited.
01:08:42We'll talk after the ceremony.
01:08:53I made it.
01:08:54Thank God for book talk.
01:08:58Lisa?
01:08:59No, she ruined everything.
01:09:02Tony, hi.
01:09:03Yeah?
01:09:04Hey, I know this sounds crazy, but I really need to talk to Max.
01:09:06Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:07He's about to get married, Lisa.
01:09:09Yeah.
01:09:11That's kind of why I'm here.
01:09:12Okay, he doesn't want to see you.
01:09:14He and Giselle are very happy.
01:09:15No, but he doesn't know the truth.
01:09:17Giselle hired me to help her seduce him.
01:09:19You're talking like a crazy person.
01:09:23All right, go back to the loony bin.
01:09:24Now.
01:09:24Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:26Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:28Nope.
01:09:29Come on.
01:09:30Let's go.
01:09:31Wait.
01:09:33You're in on this too.
01:09:35What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:38Stupid little bitch.
01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me.
01:09:41What plan?
01:09:42I want you.
01:09:48What the hell's happening here, Tony?
01:09:50I'm so sorry.
01:09:51Lisa.
01:09:52Hey.
01:09:54What is happening?
01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of L.A.
01:10:01Miss von Klimt, think very clearly about what you say next.
01:10:06You know what I can do to you.
01:10:09Giselle.
01:10:11What happened between you two?
01:10:12Don't talk to her, Max.
01:10:14She is just looking to use you for more material for her books.
01:10:18Isn't that right, Lisa?
01:10:21Lisa, is that true?
01:10:22Come on, Lisa.
01:10:23Stand up for yourself.
01:10:24It's now or never.
01:10:37Giselle hired me to help her seduce you.
01:10:39What you read in my journal wasn't a book, at least not one I planned on.
01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt.
01:10:47So what happened between us was fake?
01:10:50No.
01:10:51I just wanted to be a good date, doctor.
01:10:53I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you.
01:10:57Oh, you fell in love with me.
01:10:59Of course, Max.
01:11:00And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you, but I don't think she's marrying you for
01:11:05the right reasons.
01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan.
01:11:08She is babbling like a psycho.
01:11:11Somebody call the police.
01:11:13I mean, to ruin our wedding day.
01:11:15Max, please believe me.
01:11:19I love you.
01:11:21Don't marry her.
01:11:22LAPD, there is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding.
01:11:27And you know what?
01:11:28I'm going to bring her right over here.
01:11:30Answer me this.
01:11:32Is that baby mine?
01:11:33It's mine.
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights by adding some hidden clauses
01:11:51in the contract.
01:11:53She marries you.
01:11:55She controls everything.
01:11:57Tony, we have known each other for years.
01:12:01Why would you betray me?
01:12:03EMU Publishing was going bankrupt.
01:12:06Giselle needed money.
01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some too.
01:12:10But honestly, I didn't care about that.
01:12:14All I wanted was her.
01:12:15Oh, you sappy piece of shit.
01:12:18You fucked us.
01:12:20I love you.
01:12:21And the baby.
01:12:22Yeah?
01:12:23We hate you.
01:12:24Hey, it's safe to say this wedding is over.
01:12:28I'll see you two lovebirds in court.
01:12:33Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:39I don't know what came over me.
01:12:40I was a mess after our fight.
01:12:44We can talk about it over dinner.
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach.
01:12:52You are finished.
01:12:53Lisa, I am canceling our contract.
01:12:56And I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name.
01:12:59Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself.
01:13:01A monkey could write that trash.
01:13:03Oh, shit!
01:13:12Get up!
01:13:13Baby, baby!
01:13:14Baby, no!
01:13:21Don't worry about Giselle.
01:13:23I will get you a new publishing deal.
01:13:26You just have to trust me.
01:13:29Do you trust me?
01:13:31I love you, Lisa.
01:13:47Happy to present the author formerly known as Heidi Brushfire,
01:13:52reading from her first novel under her real name,
01:13:56which has already topped the New York Times bestseller list,
01:13:59ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:02Lisa Brown!
01:14:03Yay!
01:14:04Yay!
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJs,
01:14:13writing a sex scene between a werewolf king
01:14:16and an elven princess.
01:14:18When the phone rang,
01:14:19little did I know my life was about to change forever.
01:14:23I love the book.
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish under your own name?
01:14:34My boyfriend was very encouraging.
01:14:37Some of you might know MK Roth.
01:14:40Aww!
01:14:42Max started his own publishing company
01:14:44after some bad industry experiences.
01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year.
01:14:53So, you didn't write the new Elven Lust book?
01:14:56It totally sucks.
01:14:58The Heidi Brushfire name belongs to my old publisher.
01:15:01I heard the CEO writes the books herself now.
01:15:03Guess she must have plenty of time now that she's bankrupt.
01:15:05I have a question.
01:15:10When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book
01:15:14all about how you met.
01:15:15How about a happy ending?
01:15:17Mom!
01:15:19Actually,
01:15:20I can answer that.
01:15:23I've never really been a public person,
01:15:34but Lisa broke me out of that shell.
01:15:39Speaking of which...
01:15:45Lisa Brown,
01:15:49Will you marry me?
01:15:54Yes.
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