00:00Hey everybody, it's Peacemaker, Star of Peacemaker.
00:02I made this explicit trailer for you.
00:05It's gonna blow your fucking mind.
00:08Alright kids, and that's how I defeated one of the world's most dangerous villains.
00:11With only my two fists.
00:13My Desert Eagle.
00:16And two rocket launchers.
00:18Eat peace, motherfuckers!
00:20Any questions?
00:21Have you met Wonder Woman?
00:23She did spend an entire party eye-effing me from across the room.
00:25Sick.
00:26Dude!
00:27Dude, I said effing!
00:30Hey! Alright!
00:33Peacemaker, I was hesitant to bring you onto this team.
00:37But right now the world needs a son of a bitch.
00:40And you're the only one I got.
00:42You know, you don't have to call me Peacemaker.
00:44You can call me Chris.
00:45Just because you're handsome doesn't mean you're not a piece of shit.
00:48Think I'm handsome?
00:49Oh my god.
00:50You're gay.
00:53This task force doesn't officially exist.
00:55You want to do this job?
00:57You can't balk, ever.
01:00Shit!
01:00Listen, I can help.
01:01I'm sterling with weapons in combat.
01:08You don't have to shoot people after you already killed them.
01:11Right.
01:12Fucking game day, bitches!
01:14Aren't you guys being a little nonchalant about all this?
01:19Are you insinuating there is a wrong time and a right time to rock?
01:23Fuck yeah!
01:25You don't understand what we're up against.
01:28We need every hand on deck.
01:30Is that an eagle?
01:32It's eagle.
01:32A sidekick.
01:33My asshole!
01:34What the fuck's wrong with your bird?
01:36Such a good handsome boy.
01:39Dude, we're saving the world.
01:41It's everything we've ever wanted.
01:44Shit.
01:45Fuck, dude!
01:49Fuck yeah!
01:50Tell me what you know.
01:53I'll tell you shit.
01:56How do you like that?
01:57I like it.
01:58I like it a lot.
01:59I don't give a fuck!
02:00What?
02:00Give it all you got!
02:05Hey.
02:06Don't worry.
02:07I'm not giving this guy anything.
02:09Uh, maybe you could just give him a little.
02:14Hey, Sweet Cheeks.
02:15Can you take my order real quick?
02:16Seriously, dude.
02:17She had cherubic cheeks.
02:18It's a continent.
02:19Sweet Cheeks is your butt.
02:20No, it's not.
02:21It is.
02:21It's like calling somebody, I don't know, sugar tits.
02:24Totally inappropriate.
02:24Tits are way too big to be sugar tits.
02:28Sugar tits are like smaller perky tits, like yours.
02:31Uh, technically I think you may have sugar tits too,
02:34but somehow that also feels inappropriate.
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