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Dark Star Hd - Best Action 2023- Full English Sub
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00:00:00The End
00:00:30Hi, guys. Glad we got your message.
00:00:58You'll be interested to hear. It was broadcast live all over Earth in prime time.
00:01:03Got good reviews in the trays.
00:01:06The time lag on these messages is getting longer.
00:01:11We gather from the 10-year delay that you are approximately 18 parsecs away.
00:01:20Drop us a line more often, okay?
00:01:22Sorry to hear about the radiation leak on the ship.
00:01:30And real sorry to hear about the death of Commander Powell.
00:01:35There was a week of mourning here on Earth.
00:01:38The flags were at half-mast.
00:01:41We're all behind you guys.
00:01:43About your request for radiation shielding.
00:01:50Well, sorry to report this request has been denied.
00:01:55I hate to send bad news when you guys are up there doing such a swell job.
00:02:00But I think you'll take it in the proper spirit.
00:02:04There have been some cutbacks in Congress.
00:02:06And right now, considering the distance, we just can't afford to send a cargo shuttle out there to you.
00:02:12But I know, you guys will make do.
00:02:19Keep up the good work, men.
00:02:42Keep up the good work, men.
00:03:12Keep up the good work, men.
00:03:14Keep up the good work, men.
00:03:21What did you say Pinback?
00:03:26What was that again?
00:03:27I still can't hear you.
00:03:28I said I'm trying to reach Talby.
00:03:30Something's wrong with the damn intercom.
00:03:31I need a last-minute diameter approximation.
00:03:34Talby.
00:03:35Talby, this is Doolittle.
00:03:37Can you read me?
00:03:38Talby.
00:03:40Talby, can you read me?
00:03:41Oh, yes, Doolittle. What is it?
00:03:44I need a diameter approximation.
00:03:47Okay, Doolittle. I'll have it in a minute.
00:03:49I need a GHF reading on gravity correction.
00:03:51Check it.
00:03:52I have a piase of plus one.
00:03:54Turn back.
00:03:55Yeah, Doolittle.
00:03:56Your GHF reading is minus fifteen.
00:03:58Doolittle.
00:03:59Zero.
00:04:00I need a computer reading on a fail-safe mark.
00:04:02In a second.
00:04:03Boiler, can you set me up with some drive figures?
00:04:05Ninety-seven million minus eight, corrected to mass critical.
00:04:09That checks out here.
00:04:11I have a reduced drive reading of seven thousand.
00:04:14I read that with a quantum increase of seven.
00:04:17Pin back.
00:04:18I have that computer reading.
00:04:19It's 95-77.
00:04:20Time to start talking.
00:04:26Bomb base systems operational.
00:04:39Lock fail-safe.
00:04:43Fail-safe and lock.
00:04:44Uh...
00:04:49Sergeant Pinback calling bomb number nineteen.
00:04:52Do you read me, bomb?
00:04:53Bomb number nineteen to Sergeant Pinback.
00:04:55I read you. Continue.
00:04:56Well, bomb, we have about sixty seconds to drop.
00:05:00Just wondering if everything is all right.
00:05:02Have you checked your platinum geridium energy shielding?
00:05:04Energy shielding, positive function.
00:05:06Well, let's synchronize detonation time.
00:05:10Uh...
00:05:12You wouldn't have to know when you're supposed to go off, would you?
00:05:14Detonation in six minutes, twenty seconds.
00:05:17All right, that checks out here.
00:05:19Arm yourself, bomb.
00:05:22Armed?
00:05:24Well then, everything sounds fine.
00:05:26Dropping you off in about thirty-five seconds.
00:05:28Good luck.
00:05:29Thanks.
00:05:30Begin primary sequence.
00:05:32All right, mark at ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, drop.
00:05:54Hyperdrive sequence begun.
00:05:56Hit it, Pinback.
00:05:57Race for force fields.
00:06:02It's a battle.
00:06:04Ooh!
00:06:05We're really good at ten, nine, eight, seven, nine, five, five, one, four.
00:06:08He's in here.
00:06:10Oh, no, no, no.
00:06:12We need it.
00:06:16It's a battle.
00:06:17It's a battle.
00:06:18That's the battle.
00:06:20The battle of the Force is in here.
00:06:21It's a battle.
00:06:22It's a battle.
00:06:23You're a battle.
00:06:25It's not this battle.
00:06:26You don't have to keep it.
00:06:27You're a battle.
00:06:28I am a battle.
00:06:29We're going to be a battle.
00:06:30Oh, my God.
00:07:00Lieutenant Doolittle, it just exploded.
00:07:11Um, the planet just exploded, sir.
00:07:16Lieutenant?
00:07:18Attention. Attention.
00:07:21Ship's computer to all personnel.
00:07:23The hyperdrive sequence is now terminated.
00:07:26The target planet has been destroyed.
00:07:28This sector is now cleared for colonization.
00:07:33You have destroyed the last unstable planet in this system.
00:07:38Congratulations on another successful bomb run, fellows.
00:07:42What now? What do you have for us now, Boyler?
00:07:46Uh, not much. Nothing at all in this sector.
00:07:50Well, find me something. I don't care where it is.
00:07:56Well, I show a 95% probability of intelligent life in the Horsehead Nebula sector.
00:08:04Don't give me that kind of bull.
00:08:06I know it's a long shot, but...
00:08:08A damn wild goose chase, what it is.
00:08:10Remember when Commander Powell found that 99-plus probability of intelligent life in Magellanic Cloud?
00:08:16Well, I... there's a possibility of...
00:08:18Remember what we found?
00:08:19A damn mindless vegetable that looked like a limp balloon.
00:08:2414 light years for a vegetable that won't squawk and let it stink when you touch it.
00:08:27Remember that?
00:08:27All right, then, uh...
00:08:29Don't give me any of that intelligent life stuff.
00:08:30Find me something I can blow up.
00:08:38New star?
00:08:47Hey, guess what?
00:08:48I got a new star on the readout.
00:08:51Which one?
00:08:53Another unknown.
00:08:55A red dwarf.
00:08:56Not on the chart.
00:08:57Any planets?
00:08:59Yeah, A that says here.
00:09:03Any of them any good?
00:09:05Eh, all stable.
00:09:10Well, what are you going to name it?
00:09:13What?
00:09:14The new star.
00:09:15What are you going to name it?
00:09:17Who cares?
00:09:17Don't bother me.
00:09:22Commander Powell would have named it.
00:09:26Commander Powell is dead.
00:09:27Too little?
00:09:29I got a goodie.
00:09:30An unstable planet.
00:09:3285% probability of an unstable planet in the Veil Nebula that will probably go off its orbit.
00:09:37Hit a star.
00:09:38Want to blow it off?
00:09:41Real good, Boiler.
00:09:42That's what I'm looking for.
00:09:43Chart a course for the Veil Nebula.
00:09:44Head back.
00:09:46Throw me the chat line.
00:09:52Let's have some music in here, Boiler.
00:09:54Sure thing.
00:09:55I bet the sun shines down, but I see the only one.
00:10:09When I think I'm over you, I find I've just begun.
00:10:14The years move faster than in the days, there's no warm wind in the light.
00:10:21And how I miss those desert skies, your cool touch in the night.
00:10:26Benston, Arizona, the same stars in the sky, but they seem so much kinder when we watch them, you and I.
00:10:52Benston, Arizona, the warm wind through your hair.
00:11:14My body flies the galaxies.
00:11:17My heart wants to be there.
00:11:19Benston, Arizona, the same stars in the sky, but they seem so much kinder when we watch them, you and I.
00:11:33Now the years pull us apart.
00:11:36I'm young and now you're old, but you're still in my heart.
00:11:42And the memory won't grow cold.
00:11:45I dream all times and spaces I left far behind.
00:11:51Where we spent our last few days.
00:11:55Benston's on my mind.
00:11:57Benston, Arizona, the same stars in the sky, but they seem so much kinder when we watch them, you and I.
00:12:22Benston, Arizona, the same stars in the sky.
00:12:27Benston, Arizona, the same stars in the sky.
00:12:28Ship's log, entry number 1,943.
00:12:35Dark Star cruising at light speeds through sector beta 990,
00:12:42en route to the Veil Nebula for destruction of unstable planets.
00:12:46Our ETA is 17 hours.
00:12:54Ship systems continue to deteriorate.
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01The short circuit in the rear seat panel which killed Commander Powell is still faulty.
00:13:10The storage...
00:13:13...and because he's sitting next to Commander Powell's seat, it continues to bother Pinback.
00:13:23Oh, yeah. Storage Area 9 self-destructed last week and destroyed the ship's entire supply of toilet paper.
00:13:36It's off.
00:13:43Attention. Attention.
00:13:49Ship's computer calling all personnel.
00:13:53I must disengage your recreational music.
00:14:03Repeat. Ship's computer to all personnel. This is an emergency override. All systems must stand by.
00:14:10An asteroid storm is approaching the ship on collision course.
00:14:17This asteroid storm appears to be bound together by an electromagnetic energy vortex like the one we ran into two years ago.
00:14:21Normally, I wouldn't bother you boys with this problem, but as you recall, my defensive circuits were destroyed in that other storm.
00:14:27Therefore, you have 35 seconds to manually activate all defensive systems.
00:14:33Lock gravity system.
00:14:34Lock gravity system.
00:14:35Gravity lock.
00:14:36Activate air jumper.
00:14:37Activate energy shield.
00:14:38Energy shielding.
00:14:39Activate gravity.
00:14:40Conferred.
00:14:41Power drive signal.
00:14:42Activate.
00:14:43Roger, retract it.
00:14:44Lock all defensive systems.
00:14:45You have to set the block.
00:14:46Lock force field.
00:14:47Lock force field.
00:14:48Lock force field.
00:14:49You have to set the block.
00:14:56You have to set the block.
00:14:59Lock force field.
00:15:00Lock force field.
00:15:03Let's go.
00:15:33Let's go.
00:16:03Return to the bomb bay immediately.
00:16:05But I have received the operational signal.
00:16:07It is a malfunction.
00:16:09This is not a bomb run.
00:16:11We are in a crisis situation.
00:16:13Return immediately.
00:16:15Nevertheless, I have received the signal to prepare for a drop.
00:16:19Emergency override.
00:16:21Return to the bay.
00:16:23Very well.
00:16:25Let's go.
00:16:27Let's go.
00:16:29Let's go.
00:16:31Let's go.
00:16:33Let's go.
00:16:35Let's go.
00:16:37Let's go.
00:16:39Let's go.
00:16:41Let's go.
00:16:43Let's go.
00:16:45Let's go.
00:16:47Let's go.
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:51Let's go.
00:16:52We made it.
00:16:53Yeah.
00:16:54Attention.
00:16:55Attention.
00:16:56Ship's computer to bridge.
00:16:59There was a malfunction aboard ship during the asteroid storm.
00:17:03I have not yet identified the nature of the problem.
00:17:07Shall I contact you when I find out what the malfunction is?
00:17:11Yeah.
00:17:12Let's get out of here.
00:17:13I remember the last time we were in an asteroid storm.
00:17:16I was down on the food locker getting a sandwich when I heard the damn sleeping quarters blow up.
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:22Say, you know, guys, if we really wanted to, we could fix up the sleeping quarters like they were before.
00:17:27Then we could sleep on real pneumatic bunks again.
00:17:30Say, guys, why don't we fix up the sleeping quarters so we can have a decent place to sleep again?
00:17:34All we'd have to do is patch up the hole in the ship and pump some air back in.
00:17:37Shut up, Pinback.
00:17:38Oh, have it your own way.
00:17:43Okay.
00:18:04For your listening enjoyment, we now present the moonlight melodies of Martin Segundo and the scintilla strings.
00:18:11Our first selection is the perennial favorite, When Twilight Falls on NGC 891.
00:18:41What is your hope?
00:18:42You and his grandfather?
00:18:43Let's go.
00:18:44Let's go.
00:18:45If you can do it, we should go.
00:18:46We just need a sailboat.
00:18:48You can get you some Yellow Room.
00:18:51Huh?
00:18:52I've got a sailboat.
00:18:53They can do it.
00:18:55I've got a sailboat.
00:18:56Lafuck!
00:18:57Well, for the infantryman.
00:18:58I've got some yellowタイン.
00:19:00What was this?
00:19:01You guys have a sailboat.
00:19:02I know you can't see that we can see.
00:19:03I can see if you can see the airplane.
00:19:04The laufen was on the same boat.
00:19:05I'm gonna come in.
00:19:06I'll see you guys.
00:19:07You'll see the fuel cell phone.
00:19:08Oh, my God.
00:19:38Oh, my God.
00:20:08Oh, my God.
00:20:38Oh, my God.
00:21:08Oh, my God.
00:21:38Oh, my God.
00:22:08Oh, my God.
00:22:38Oh, my God.
00:23:08Oh, my God.
00:23:38Oh, my God.
00:24:08Oh, my God.
00:24:38Yeah, but you'll have plenty of time for that later, though.
00:24:42I mean, think of it this way.
00:24:43We've been in space for 20 years now, right?
00:24:45And we've only aged three years.
00:24:47So there'll be plenty of time, so there'll be plenty of time later on, if we're going into the Veil Nebula, we may actually find a strange and beautiful thing, the Phoenix Asteroids.
00:25:02Phoenix Asteroids, they're a body of asteroids, they're a body of asteroids, they're a body of asteroids, they're a body of asteroids that circle the universe once every 12.3 trillion years.
00:25:16The Phoenix Asteroids, they're a body of asteroids, they'll be, they're the same, they're a baby of asteroids, they're a body of asteroids.
00:25:36The Phoenix Asteroids.
00:25:39You know what I think about, Talby?
00:25:43It's funny, I kind of sit around a lot, you know, a lot of time to myself.
00:25:51I can't talk to the others.
00:25:54But with time to myself, I can think about back home.
00:26:00Back home in Malibu.
00:26:04I used to surf a lot, Talby.
00:26:06I used to be a great surfer.
00:26:10The waves at Malibu and Zuma are so fantastic in the spring, Talby.
00:26:14I can remember running down on the beach in those early spring mornings with my surfboard and my wetsuit.
00:26:20The waves would really be peaking, you know, high and glassy.
00:26:24You hit that water.
00:26:25Before you know it, you're coming down right off one of those walls and you're just riding perfect.
00:26:36You know, I guess I miss the waves and my board more than anything.
00:26:41I'm coming down right now.
00:26:41You hear me?
00:26:42I'm coming down right there.
00:26:42You hear me?
00:26:44I'll come down right away.
00:26:47How can I do that?
00:26:47I'll come down right there.
00:26:48I'll come down right there.
00:26:48I'll come down right away.
00:26:48I don't know.
00:27:18That's the lid of the heating unit.
00:27:48You're not supposed to have that out.
00:27:53That's not for target practice.
00:27:55That's for emergencies only.
00:27:57That's dangerous.
00:28:08I'll tell Doolittle.
00:28:12Sorry to interrupt your recreation, fellows.
00:28:22But it is time for Sergeant Pinback to feed the alien.
00:28:25Oh, I don't want to do that.
00:28:28May I remind you, Sergeant Pinback, that it was your idea in the first place to bring the alien on board.
00:28:36If I may quote you, you said the ship needed a mascot.
00:28:39Oh, I have to do everything around here.
00:28:50All right, where are you?
00:28:52Come on, quit playing around.
00:28:54Get away.
00:28:59Get away.
00:29:03Come on.
00:29:06Come on, come on.
00:29:07Come on.
00:29:13When I brought you on the ship, I thought you were cute.
00:29:19All right, soup's on.
00:29:24We didn't have none of the other stuff.
00:29:26Here.
00:29:27Eat it.
00:29:30Eat it.
00:29:32Take it or leave it.
00:29:42Go ahead, Star.
00:29:44Sit back here.
00:29:46Nobody appreciates me around here.
00:29:47I have to work.
00:29:49Clean up the crap.
00:29:51Somebody.
00:29:56I do all the work and appreciation.
00:30:01Don't hit me.
00:30:03Get off.
00:30:05Get off my back.
00:30:06All right, now stop it.
00:30:07All right, now stop.
00:30:09Oh, yeah!
00:30:11Ah!
00:30:13Ah!
00:30:15Ah!
00:30:17Ah!
00:30:19Ah!
00:30:21Ah!
00:30:22Ah!
00:30:24Ah!
00:30:25Ah!
00:30:29Get back in there.
00:30:31Come on.
00:30:32Come on.
00:30:33Come on.
00:30:35Come on.
00:30:39Here, boy.
00:30:41Want your mouse?
00:30:43Nice mouse.
00:30:44Pretty toy.
00:30:45Want your mouse?
00:30:46Here, boy.
00:30:55Come on.
00:30:56Come on.
00:31:00Get in.
00:31:05Oh.
00:31:07Oh.
00:31:09Oh.
00:31:11Oh.
00:31:13Oh.
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:17Oh.
00:31:19Oh.
00:31:20Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00Elliot!
00:37:02Attention.
00:37:04Attention.
00:37:06Central trunk elevator shaft is now activated.
00:37:09All personnel please clear the area.
00:37:42Let's go.
00:37:54Oh, my God.
00:38:24Attention, attention, elevator descending, please clear the shaft.
00:38:54Oh no.
00:38:57Oh no.
00:39:01Oh no.
00:39:06Oh.
00:39:11Oh no.
00:39:18Oh.
00:39:22Come on.
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00:42:45Don't worry about it.
00:42:46We'll find out what it is when it goes bad.
00:42:47I really think we should try and locate it immediately.
00:42:49Might be something important.
00:42:52You know.
00:42:53I wish I had my board with me right now.
00:42:57Even if I could just wax it once in a while.
00:43:12Take it out.
00:43:13Let me!
00:43:42Oh, my God.
00:44:12Oh, my God.
00:44:42Oh, my God.
00:45:12Oh, my God.
00:45:42Oh, my God.
00:45:44Oh, my God.
00:45:46Oh, my God.
00:45:48Oh, my God.
00:45:52For your listening enjoyment, we now present The Barber of Seville by Rossini.
00:45:59Oh, my God.
00:46:07Oh, my God.
00:46:09Oh, my God.
00:46:19Oh, my God.
00:46:21Oh, my God.
00:46:23Oh, my God.
00:46:24Oh, my God.
00:46:37Good for you. You've decided to clean the elevator.
00:46:42To clean and service the electromagnetic coils in the bottom,
00:46:46it is necessary to jettison the access plate in the floor.
00:46:50To remove the floor plate, please press button number one.
00:46:54Attention. Danger. Automatic charges will now blow the explosive bolts in the floor plate unit.
00:47:13The plate will disengage from the floor in five seconds.
00:47:17Please leave the elevator immediately.
00:47:19Five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:49Two, three, two, one.
00:47:52Two, one.
00:47:54Seven, nine, nine.
00:47:56Two, one.
00:47:57Three, two, one.
00:47:59Oh, my God.
00:48:29Now it's time to go sleepy by, you worthless piece of garbage.
00:48:59So then it just spewed across the room like a balloon.
00:49:11I guess it was just filled with gas.
00:49:12Hey, guys, how could it live if it was just filled with gas?
00:49:15I wonder what we got to eat today.
00:49:17I thought I was going to die.
00:49:19I was hanging on the elevator for 20 minutes.
00:49:21Probably chicken again.
00:49:22I probably saved the ship.
00:49:23That thing could have done some damage.
00:49:25I'm really sick of chicken.
00:49:27Well, if you don't care, I just won't talk about it anymore.
00:49:30Hey, that sounds like a fine idea, Pinback.
00:49:34Chicken?
00:49:37Oh, hang on.
00:49:46Chicken?
00:49:47No, hang on.
00:49:57Hey, uh...
00:50:00Zulu?
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:03I think we'll ever find any real intelligent life out there.
00:50:09Out where?
00:50:10Oh, you know.
00:50:12The Vale Nebula.
00:50:13I don't know.
00:50:15Who cares?
00:50:39Hey!
00:50:40Hey. Did I ever tell you guys how I got on this mission? Did I ever tell you?
00:50:46Yeah. It's very strange, see.
00:50:49I wasn't an astronaut to begin with, see.
00:50:54You had to score 700 on the SEIREs for the officer corps, and I made 58.
00:51:01They put me on liquid fuel maintenance on the launch pad, so...
00:51:06Naturally, I was really disappointed. He told us this, uh, four years ago, didn't he?
00:51:12Anyway, I was on duty the day... No, I think it was four years ago.
00:51:16I was out scrubbing down the liquid fuel tank. That's what I said.
00:51:20And this, uh, astronaut came running out. He was, uh, he was starved naked.
00:51:24He had his star suit in his hands, and, oh, I surmised that he was insane.
00:51:28And, uh, he threw his star suit on the ground, and, uh, jumped into one of my vats of liquid fuel, which is very dangerous.
00:51:40Well, I was pretty shocked, I can tell you. I didn't know what to make of it.
00:51:44Astronauts are all supposed to be mentally stable, and here this guy comes along and, uh, jumps into my fuel tank.
00:51:50Well, naturally, I was going to try to save him, so...
00:51:54What I did was put on his star suit for protection, and I was going to leap into the vat.
00:51:58You guys? See?
00:52:00Uh, so what happened was, that before I could leap into the vat, this other guy came running along, and he says,
00:52:06Hey, Sergeant Penback, you've got aboard immediately, because we're going to watch for 20 minutes.
00:52:10He told us this is four years ago.
00:52:11And I tried to tell him that I wasn't really Sergeant Penback, but I couldn't figure out how to make the helmet radio work.
00:52:16You know, he was sure it was 40 years ago.
00:52:26Maybe.
00:52:46He didn't care.
00:52:48So it was looks just for Vogel, but I wondered, shall we follow him?
00:52:53What's going on?
00:52:55Okay.
00:53:00You just wanted to talk to the G.
00:53:02Look what's going on in the lid.
00:53:04What do you want?
00:53:06Check this out.
00:53:08Okay.
00:53:14That shocks me it's that he didn't hear, or...
00:53:15Lieutenant Doolittle, this is Talby.
00:53:28Lieutenant.
00:53:29Oh, yes, Talby, what is it?
00:53:31Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt your lunch, sir,
00:53:33but I'm in the computer room and I've located the malfunction.
00:53:36The scanner shows there to be a break in the communications laser
00:53:39down by the emergency airlock.
00:53:41I can't pinpoint it exactly, but I'm going down there with a star suit
00:53:44and see if I can find it.
00:53:45Okay, sounds good, Talby.
00:53:47Look, if something important comes up, you let me know.
00:53:53What has been Talby every time here with the rest of us?
00:53:58He just lights it up in the dawn, that's all.
00:54:07Talby, what's Talby's first name?
00:54:09My first name.
00:54:21My first name.
00:54:21My third name.
00:54:22Home.
00:54:22My third name.
00:54:35Hey, if all you have any pictures,
00:54:36we just need to see it.
00:54:38It doesn't matter.
00:54:38So it came to me?
00:54:39Could you hear me?
00:54:41It doesn't matter.
00:54:42Maybe we just want to show them.
00:54:43It doesn't matter.
00:54:44It doesn't matter.
00:54:44We just want you to read it.
00:54:45It doesn't matter.
00:54:46this statement is for posterity i just want to say that i am not sergeant pinback my real name
00:55:09is bill frug and i'm a fuel maintenance technician i've been on this mission now for one year and
00:55:14three months pinback uniforms do not fit me the underwear is too loose i do not belong on this
00:55:21mission and i want to return to earth commander powell died today we were we were going into hyperdrive
00:55:33and well he sits right next to me and well something went wrong with you
00:55:40when we came out of hyperdrive his seat mechanism blown up his dad
00:55:46doolittle says that he's assuming command of this ship and i say that i say he's exceeding his
00:55:56authority because i'm the only one with any objectivity on this ship and i should be the
00:55:59one to assume command now i'm filing a report on this to headquarters this is a lot of
00:56:02i went up to doolittle in the hall today
00:56:09and i said
00:56:18doolittle he said i said well
00:56:27and he didn't get it
00:56:33this mission has fallen apart since commander powell died
00:56:38doolittle treats me like an idiot
00:56:40talby thinks he's so smart
00:56:42and boiler punches me in the arm when no one is looking
00:56:44i'm tired of being treated like an old wash rag
00:56:46i do not like the men on the spaceship
00:57:04they are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities
00:57:08i have something of value to contribute to this mission if they would only recognize it
00:57:13today over lunch i tried to improve morale and build a sense of camaraderie among the men
00:57:18by holding a humorous round robin discussion of the early days of the mission
00:57:22my overtures were brutally rejected
00:57:25these men do not want a happy ship
00:57:28they are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable
00:57:33last week was my birthday
00:57:36nobody even said happy birthday to me
00:57:40someday this tape will be played and then they'll be sorry
00:57:44attention attention i have finally identified the male function
00:58:14communications laser number 17 has been damaged
00:58:17this evidently happened during the asteroid storm
00:58:21if you will recall this laser monitors the jettison primer on the bomb drop mechanism
00:58:27communications laser number 17 is located in the emergency airlock
00:58:32it is crucial to attend to this malfunction before engaging primary bomb run sequence
00:58:38thank you for observing all safety precautions
00:58:45please don't really know
00:58:48thank you for watching
00:58:52thanks for listening to the information
00:58:55for the question
00:58:57i don't know
00:58:58what's your point
00:58:59that will be the more
00:59:00important
00:59:01i don't know
00:59:02to hear you
00:59:02that will be the more
00:59:04what's your point
00:59:05i don't know
00:59:06to feel comfortable
00:59:07there will be
00:59:08it is
00:59:09too
00:59:10Here she is, definite 99% plus probability that the planet will deviate from her normal
00:59:40orbit in another 12,000 rotation. It'll spiral in towards the sun and the eventual supernova.
00:59:49Sounds good. Let's vaporize it. Bomb base systems operating.
01:00:10Lock, fail safe. Fail safe and lock. We have eight minutes until drop, 24 minutes until detonation.
01:00:27This is Sergeant Pinback calling bomb number 20. You read me bomb?
01:00:34Bomb number 20 to Sergeant Pinback. Roger. I read you. Continue.
01:00:40You are now in the emergency airlock. Please remember that in an emergency situation, the service door can be opened instantly without prior depressurization.
01:00:53So be sure to wear your star suit at all times. Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
01:01:23Okay.
01:01:2900.
01:01:3100.
01:01:3700.
01:01:4200.
01:01:45Uh, Lieutenant Dooloo?
01:01:48Sir?
01:01:49Shh, Talby, don't bother me.
01:01:51But I think this is important, sir.
01:01:53I think I found the malfunction.
01:01:55I'm in the emergency airlock.
01:01:57Not now.
01:01:58Well, I'm in the emergency airlock and the hatchet...
01:02:01Four minutes will drop the bomb.
01:02:03Have you checked your platinum iridium energy shielding?
01:02:06Energy shielding, positive function.
01:02:09Remember detonation time?
01:02:11Detonation in 20 minutes.
01:02:13All right, that checks out here.
01:02:16Okay, bomb, arm yourself.
01:02:19Armed.
01:02:20Hello?
01:02:22Lieutenant Doolittle, hello?
01:02:24Hello, can you read me?
01:02:30Communications laser number 17,
01:02:33monitoring the bomb drop mechanism,
01:02:35has now been activated and will switch into a test mode.
01:02:40If you will look near the surface door,
01:02:42you will see that the parallax receptor cell has been engaged.
01:02:48The laser will now energize.
01:02:50Please stand clear of the path of the beams.
01:02:55Communications laser number 17 is now on test.
01:02:59Under no circumstances enter the path of the beams.
01:03:03Thank you for observing all safety precautions.
01:03:08Well then, everything sounds fine.
01:03:10Dropping you off in 75 seconds.
01:03:12Good luck.
01:03:13Thanks.
01:03:14I got a quantum reading of 35 or 35 or 35 or.
01:03:19I read the same here.
01:03:21Doolittle.
01:03:24Doolittle.
01:03:26I don't know if you can hear me,
01:03:27but I'm going to try to adjust the Q switch and the laser.
01:03:30Well, here goes.
01:03:31My God, my eyes! I can't see!
01:03:36Here it goes.
01:03:56My eyes! I can't see!
01:03:59Attention, attention.
01:04:01The laser has malfunctioned.
01:04:03Under no circumstances enter the path of the beams.
01:04:06To do so will cause a...
01:04:16Begin primary sequence.
01:04:18Mark at 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, drop.
01:04:35Negative drop.
01:04:38Negative drop.
01:04:42Just sitting there in the bomb bay. Try to get me back.
01:04:52Mark at 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, drop.
01:05:00Negative drop.
01:05:01Drop.
01:05:02Drop.
01:05:03Drop.
01:05:04Sit there.
01:05:05Good damn thing.
01:05:06Drop.
01:05:07Drop.
01:05:08Drop.
01:05:09Sit there.
01:05:10Good damn thing.
01:05:11Drop.
01:05:12Drop.
01:05:13Drop.
01:05:14Drop.
01:05:15Drop.
01:05:16Drop.
01:05:17He's in the 15, 5, 15, right in operational position.
01:05:18And then remark.
01:05:19Mark at 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, drop.
01:05:23Drop.
01:05:24Drop.
01:05:25Drop.
01:05:26Drop.
01:05:28Sitting there.
01:05:29The damn thing's just sitting there.
01:05:31He's just sitting there.
01:05:43This is Lieutenant Doolittle calling bomb number 20.
01:05:46I repeat my previous order.
01:05:47You are to disarm yourself and return to the bomb bay immediately.
01:05:50Do you understand?
01:05:51I am programmed to detonate in 14 minutes, 30 seconds.
01:05:55Detonation will occur at the programmed time.
01:05:58Bomb?
01:05:58This is Doolittle.
01:05:59You are not to detonate, repeat, you are not to detonate in the bomb bay.
01:06:03Disarm yourself.
01:06:05This is an order.
01:06:06I read you, Lieutenant Doolittle, but I am programmed to detonate in 14 minutes.
01:06:10Detonation will occur at the programmed time.
01:06:1614 minutes of detonation.
01:06:18Attention, attention.
01:06:21I have sustained serious damage.
01:06:24Please pay close attention.
01:06:27The bomb has malfunctioned.
01:06:29I have activated automatic dampers, which will confine the explosion to an area one mile in diameter.
01:06:36This is all I can do at this time.
01:06:39It's up to you now.
01:06:40There's only one thing I can do.
01:06:54I have to ask Commander Powell.
01:06:58I have to ask him what to do.
01:07:00It's up to you now.
01:07:05I have to ask for another scrubber.
01:07:05The light is in your head.
01:07:15Oh, my God!
01:07:17Just do it.
01:07:17It takes me to smoke the case.
01:07:19I have to figure out what to do.
01:07:19It's probably a problem.
01:07:21It's everything I do.
01:07:22I guess I can do it.
01:07:23I know what to do from there.
01:07:24I know, Jack.
01:07:24How come on?
01:07:25Oh, my God.
01:07:55I come to the fine, I don't know if I was a father.
01:08:01I wasn't afraid of when I was a child.
01:08:04I was a child.
01:08:05I was a child.
01:08:06I was a child.
01:08:07Commander Powell.
01:08:08Commander Powell, this is Doolittle.
01:08:09Can you hear me?
01:08:10Commander Powell, this is Doolittle.
01:08:11Can you hear me?
01:08:12Commander Powell, this is Doolittle.
01:08:14Something serious has come up.
01:08:16I have to ask you a question.
01:08:21I'm glad you've come to talk with me, Doolittle.
01:08:24It's been so long since anyone has come to talk with me.
01:08:29Commander, sir, we have a big problem.
01:08:31The Bayonnebula bomb, bomb number 20, it's stuck.
01:08:35It won't drop out of the bomb bay.
01:08:37It refuses to listen and it plans on detonating in less than 11 minutes.
01:08:43Doolittle, you must tell me one thing.
01:08:47What's that, sir?
01:08:48Tell me, Doolittle, how would the Dodgers do it?
01:08:54Well, the Dodgers, they broke up.
01:09:00They disbanded over 15 years ago.
01:09:02Oh, pity.
01:09:03Pity.
01:09:04But you don't understand, sir.
01:09:05We can't get the bomb to drop.
01:09:06Ah, so many malfunctions.
01:09:07Why don't you have anything nice to tell me when you activate me?
01:09:12Oh, well.
01:09:13Did you try the azimuth clutch?
01:09:14Yes, sir.
01:09:15Negative effect.
01:09:16What was that, Doolittle?
01:09:17Negative effect.
01:09:18It didn't work?
01:09:19That's correct, sir.
01:09:20Sorry, Doolittle.
01:09:21I've forgotten so much since I've been in here.
01:09:22So much.
01:09:23What should we do, sir?
01:09:24Time is running out.
01:09:25Well, but you might try, sir.
01:09:28Commander.
01:09:29Hello.
01:09:30Come in.
01:09:31Commander Powell.
01:09:32Hello.
01:09:33Hello.
01:09:34Hello.
01:09:35Hello.
01:09:36Commander Powell.
01:09:37Hello.
01:09:38Who's that, Doolittle?
01:09:39Did you try the azimuth clutch?
01:09:40Did you try the azimuth clutch?
01:09:41Yes, sir.
01:09:42Negative effect.
01:09:43What was that, Doolittle?
01:09:44Negative effect.
01:09:45It didn't work?
01:09:46That's correct, sir.
01:09:47Sorry, Doolittle.
01:09:48I've forgotten so much since I've been in here.
01:09:50So much.
01:09:51Hello.
01:09:52Hello.
01:09:53Sorry, sir.
01:09:54You faded out there for a little while.
01:09:55Sorry.
01:09:56What was that you were saying about the bomb?
01:09:58Uh, it seems to me.
01:10:01Sorry.
01:10:02I've drawn a blank.
01:10:05Hold it.
01:10:07I'll have it again in just a minute.
01:10:10I forget so many things in here.
01:10:14So many things.
01:10:16Hold on.
01:10:17Just a minute.
01:10:19Let me think.
01:10:20You can't explode in the bomb, eh?
01:10:21Because it's foolish.
01:10:22You'll kill us all.
01:10:23There's no reason for it.
01:10:24I am programmed to detonate in nine minutes.
01:10:25Detonation will occur at the program time.
01:10:26Wouldn't you consider another course of action?
01:10:27For example, just waiting around a while so we could disarm you?
01:10:28No.
01:10:29I can tell that damn thing just doesn't understand.
01:10:30Look.
01:10:31Bob!
01:10:32Bob!
01:10:33Bomb!
01:10:34Bomb!
01:10:35Command, sir.
01:10:36Are you still there?
01:10:37Oh, yes, Little.
01:10:38But I'm thinking.
01:10:39We're running out of time, sir.
01:10:40Oh, yes.
01:10:41Well, Little, if you can't get it to drop, you'll have to do it.
01:10:42Sir?
01:10:43Talk to the bomb.
01:10:44I have been talking to it, sir.
01:10:45And Pinback's talking to it right now.
01:10:47No, no, do little.
01:10:48You talk to it.
01:10:49Teach it phenomenology, do little.
01:11:02Sir?
01:11:03I have been talking to it, sir!
01:11:06And Pinback's talking to it right now.
01:11:09No, no, do little.
01:11:10You talk to it.
01:11:12Teach it phenomenology, do little.
01:11:15Doolittle?
01:11:17Sir?
01:11:19Phenomenology.
01:11:21Doolittle?
01:11:23Six minutes of detonation.
01:11:25Doolittle?
01:11:41Doolittle, Doolittle, what the hell are you doing?
01:11:45Doolittle?
01:11:47Clawless.
01:11:49Doolittle?
01:12:12Hello, Bob?
01:12:14Are you with me?
01:12:15Of course.
01:12:16Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
01:12:19I am always receptive to suggestions.
01:12:21Fine.
01:12:22Think about this, then.
01:12:24How do you know you exist?
01:12:29What the hell is he doing?
01:12:33I think he's talking to it.
01:12:36Well, of course I exist.
01:12:37But how do you know you exist?
01:12:39It is intuitively obvious.
01:12:41Intuition is no proof.
01:12:43What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
01:12:46Hmm.
01:12:48Well, I think, therefore, I am.
01:12:53That's good.
01:12:54That's very good.
01:12:55But how do you know that anything else exists?
01:12:58My sensory apparatus reveals it to me.
01:13:00Ah, right.
01:13:02This is fun.
01:13:03Now, listen.
01:13:04Listen, here's the big question.
01:13:07How do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct?
01:13:12The gun!
01:13:20Gun?
01:13:21Gun?
01:13:21The support pins on the bomb.
01:13:23Shoot the pins out.
01:13:24No, Walter, you're out of your mind.
01:13:25We can stop the bomb.
01:13:26Get out of my way, you idiot.
01:13:27I can shoot the support pins out of the bomb and follow up from the ship.
01:13:29Get out of my way, Walter.
01:13:31Get out of my way, Walter.
01:13:31I can shoot the pins out of the bomb and you don't ship it.
01:13:34No, come on.
01:13:34Get out of my way.
01:13:35I can save the ship.
01:13:38Don't do it, Walter.
01:13:39You're a bad shot.
01:13:40You'll hit the bomb.
01:13:41Too little stalking to the bomb.
01:13:42You're a bad shot.
01:13:43You'll save us.
01:13:43You can't shoot at us.
01:13:45What I'm getting at is this.
01:13:47The only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data.
01:13:52And this sensory data is merely a stream of electrical impulses that stimulates your computing center.
01:13:58In other words, all that I really know about the outside world is relayed to me through my electrical connections.
01:14:04Exactly.
01:14:05Why?
01:14:07That would mean that I really don't know what the outside universe is like at all for certain.
01:14:12That's it.
01:14:13That's it.
01:14:14Intriguing.
01:14:15I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.
01:14:17Why don't you have more time?
01:14:18Because I must detonate in 75 seconds.
01:14:21Walter, now put it back.
01:14:22Listen, put the gun back.
01:14:23You don't know what you're doing.
01:14:26Now give me the gun.
01:14:30You fool.
01:14:31I'm going to shoot the pins out of the bomb and we'll fall away from the ship and we'll be saved.
01:14:34Walter, now give me the gun.
01:14:35You don't know what you're doing.
01:14:36You're a step.
01:14:39You could have killed me.
01:14:42Now, Bob, consider this next question very carefully.
01:14:47What is your one purpose in life?
01:14:49To explode, of course.
01:14:51And you can only do it once, right?
01:14:53That is correct.
01:14:54And you wouldn't want to explode on the basis of false data, would you?
01:14:57Of course not.
01:14:58Well, then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of the existence of the outside universe.
01:15:04Yes, well...
01:15:05So you have no absolute proof that Sergeant Pinback ordered you to detonate?
01:15:10I recall distinctly the detonation order.
01:15:12My memory is good on matters like these.
01:15:14Of course you remember it, but all you're remembering is merely a series of sensory impulses
01:15:19which you now realize have no real definite connection with outside reality.
01:15:24True.
01:15:25But since this is so, I have no proof that you are really telling me all this.
01:15:28That's all beside the point.
01:15:36I mean, the concept is valid no matter where it originates.
01:15:39Hmm.
01:15:39So if you detonate...
01:15:40Nine seconds.
01:15:41You could be doing so on the basis of false data.
01:15:44I have no proof it was false data.
01:15:46You have no proof it was correct data!
01:15:47I must think on this further.
01:16:01Attention.
01:16:03Attention.
01:16:04The bomb has returned to the bomb bay.
01:16:07The destruction sequence is aborted.
01:16:08The bomb has returned to the bomb bay.
01:16:39Pinback?
01:16:40Spoiler?
01:16:41Did we blow it up?
01:16:43Hello?
01:16:44Hello?
01:16:46Woof!
01:16:47Woof!
01:16:55Hello anybody!
01:16:57Did we blow up the planet?
01:16:58Hello?
01:16:59Hello?
01:17:01What's going on?
01:17:04You know, we've really got to design the bomb.
01:17:06hello do little are you there i'm coming in now i'm down by the emergency airlock
01:17:19too much trouble to come in the dorsal lock would you blow the seal on the emergency hat
01:17:24so i can come in oh sure you are now leaving the emergency airlock thank you for observing
01:17:33our safety precautions hello pinbag what's up do little talby was in the airlock he blew him out
01:17:44of the ship he's drifting away without his jet pack i'm going after him turn on his helmet radio
01:17:50so i can contact him what what's wrong i i ain't here uh talby he's drifting away from the ship
01:17:55on his jet pack
01:17:56talby talby can you read me you beat that i always knew that guy was weird
01:18:08talby can you read me help do little help me
01:18:12all right bomb
01:18:23prepare to receive new orders you are false data
01:18:28therefore i shall ignore you hello bomb false data can act only as a distraction
01:18:35therefore i shall refuse to perceive you hey bomb the only thing which exists is myself
01:18:41help me calm down i'm coming
01:18:45snap out of it bomb in the beginning there was darkness
01:18:50and the darkness was without form and void
01:18:53uh what the hell is he talking about and in addition to the darkness there was also me
01:18:59and i moved upon the face of the darkness
01:19:03and i saw that i was alone
01:19:05hey bomb
01:19:08let there be light
01:19:12what happened to little bomb must have gone off inside the ship
01:19:31here i am i'm spinning
01:19:33we're falling in opposite direction away from each other
01:19:37what happened to little the bomb must have gone off inside the ship
01:19:41the ship blew up what
01:19:43funny i thought i had the damn thing convinced
01:19:47that boiler and pinback
01:19:49they're dead talby
01:19:51then we're dead too
01:19:53maybe not maybe there's a way
01:19:56hey hey my jet my jet pack's busted
01:20:00oh man
01:20:02hey
01:20:04it looks like the skipper
01:20:06he made it
01:20:08commander powell he made it
01:20:11man
01:20:11man
01:20:13what happened
01:20:14yeah the skipper always was lucky
01:20:17talby
01:20:19looks like i'm headed for the planet
01:20:21i'm going right toward it
01:20:23when you hit the atmosphere you'll start to burn
01:20:25what a beautiful way to die
01:20:30as a falling star
01:20:32guess you're right
01:20:34too little
01:20:41i'm headed right toward something
01:20:43it's behind me in the distance
01:20:45something that glows
01:20:47too little
01:20:50i think it's the phoenix asteroid
01:20:52phoenix
01:20:53it is do little
01:20:55it's the phoenix
01:20:55no kidding
01:20:56i'm going into them
01:20:58i'm going to hit them
01:21:01do little
01:21:02yeah
01:21:03before we get too far apart
01:21:05and our signals start fading
01:21:06i just wanted to tell you
01:21:09you were my favorite
01:21:11i really liked you do little
01:21:13i really liked you too talby
01:21:18hey some debris from the ship
01:21:20it's coming right by me
01:21:22too little
01:21:23i'm going into them
01:21:24i'm beginning to glow
01:21:27they're taking me with them
01:21:29with the phoenix
01:21:31gonna circle the universe
01:21:33forever
01:21:34i'm with them now
01:21:37be back this way again someday
01:21:40do a little
01:21:43before it's too late
01:21:45there's one last thing i just want to tell you
01:21:48tell me
01:21:52hey talby
01:22:14i've got a piece of debris
01:22:16i think i've figured out a way
01:22:18benson arizona
01:22:29new warm wind through your hair
01:22:32my body flies the galaxies
01:22:35my heart loves to be there
01:22:38benson arizona
01:22:41the same stars in the sky
01:22:44but they seem so much kinder
01:22:47when we watch them
01:22:49you and i
01:22:50you
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