00:01Do we have a new student with us?
00:03She just moved here from Africa.
00:05Welcome!
00:07I'm from Michigan.
00:09Great.
00:10I'm 16.
00:11Until today, I was homeschooled.
00:12And then it was goodbye Africa.
00:14And hello, high school.
00:16Hi, I'm Katie.
00:17I'm Janice.
00:18This is Damien.
00:19Watch out, new meat coming through.
00:20This map shows the school's central nervous system.
00:22The cafeteria.
00:23You got your cool Asians, burnouts, jocks,
00:26the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst.
00:28So you've never been to a real school before?
00:30Shut up.
00:31Shut up!
00:33I didn't say anything.
00:35Plastics.
00:36Who are the plastics?
00:37They're teen royalty.
00:39That's Karen Smith.
00:40She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet.
00:42I'm kind of psychic.
00:43Really?
00:44It's like I have ESPN or something.
00:46Gretchen Wieners.
00:47She has two Fendi purses and is love Alexis.
00:50An evil takes a human form in Regina George.
00:53She knows everything about everyone.
00:55That's why her hair is so big.
00:56It's full of secrets.
00:57We want to invite you to have lunch with us.
00:59Regina seems sweet.
01:01Get in, loser.
01:02We're going shopping.
01:04Your house is really nice.
01:06I know, right?
01:07Being with the plastics was like leaving the actual world.
01:10And entering girl world.
01:12Have you seen any guys that you think are cute yet?
01:14There's this guy in my calculus class.
01:16His name's Aaron Samuels.
01:17No.
01:18No.
01:19That's Regina's ex-boyfriend.
01:20Ex-boyfriends are off-limits.
01:21I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.
01:24Gretchen told me that you like Aaron Samuels.
01:26I could talk to him for you if you want.
01:28Really?
01:29You would do that?
01:30You're so hot.
01:33Why would she do that?
01:34She's a life ruiner.
01:35I knew how this would be settled in the animal world.
01:38But this was girl world.
01:40All the fighting had to be sneaky.
01:41I want to lose three pounds.
01:42They're these nutrition bars my mom used to lose weight.
01:45It won't close.
01:46It won't close.
01:47It's a five.
01:48You could try Sears.
01:49Uh-uh.
01:50Why are you eating a culting bar?
01:51What?
01:52They make you getting weight like crazy.
01:55Who does she think she is?
01:56I like invented her.
02:02I'm sorry I laughed at you.
02:04I'm sorry I called you fat.
02:07I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me.
02:09But I can't help it that I'm popular.
02:14Walk it off.
02:15Okay.
02:18You know who's looking fine tonight?
02:19Seth Mosikowski.
02:21He's your cousin.
02:22What?
02:23He's a good kisser.
