Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Trump’s Bruised Hand With Risqué ‘Lovemaking’ Joke

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The feud between Jimmy Kimmel and President Donald Trump has reached a hilarious new peak following the 2026 World Economic Forum in Switzerland. In his latest monologue, #JimmyKimmel didn't hold back, taking aim at the mysterious and dark bruise on the President’s hand that became a viral sensation during the #Davos2026 summit. While the #WhiteHouse attempted to downplay the injury as a minor mishap involving a table and a daily aspirin regimen, Kimmel had a much more "suggestive" theory that left his studio audience in stitches.  Addressing the #TrumpHand controversy, Kimmel mocked the President's explanation that he "clipped" his hand, instead pivoting to a raunchy play on words regarding Trump's reported #ChronicVenousInsufficiency. The #TonightShow host joked that if the President’s "venous" was truly "insufficient," it might explain more than just the bruising on his hands and "elephant ankles." This #ViralMonologue perfectly captured the tension between the #TrumpAdministration and late-night comedy, as Kimmel continues to challenge the #AmericaFirst narrative with his signature brand of #PoliticalSatire.  As #DonaldTrump continues his second term, his physical health remains a major talking point for #GlobalNews outlets and comedians alike. From the "Board of Peace" signings to his heated exchanges with world leaders, every move is being dissected by #LateNightTV. This video breaks down the specific joke that has everyone talking, the audience's reaction, and why the #TrumpKimmelFeud shows no signs of slowing down in 2026.  Video Highlights: The Hand Bruise Reveal: High-definition shots of the #TrumpBruise that sparked the debate.  The "Small Venous" Joke: Jimmy Kimmel’s suggestive punchline that went viral.  Aspirin or Something Else?: A look at the President's official #HealthUpdate vs. Kimmel's theory.  Late Night vs. The President: Why #JimmyKimmel is doubling down on #TrumpJokes.  #JimmyKimmel #DonaldTrump #TrumpHand #Davos2026 #BreakingNews #TrumpHealth #LateNight #USPolitics #Comedy #TrumpNews #WhiteHouse #TrendingNow #PoliticalHumor #TrumpVance

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00:00Jimmy Kimmel returned to late-night television on January 22nd using the opening monologue of

00:04Jimmy Kimmel Live to comment on President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump.

00:09The broadcast coincided with the couple's 21st wedding anniversary. During the monologue,

00:13Kimmel noted that Donald and Melania Trump marked the anniversary privately after the

00:17President returned from the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. Reports indicated the

00:21couple kept the occasion low-key, without public messages or appearances highlighting the milestone.

00:25Kimmel opened by acknowledging the anniversary and referenced Melania Trump's marriage to

00:29Donald Trump in a comedic impersonation, which drew laughter from the studio audience. He also

00:34mentioned that Trump had posted on social media that day but did not reference his wife in the

00:38message, instead sharing praise from a supporter. The late-night host additionally addressed visible

00:42bruising on Trump's left hand, which had drawn public attention in recent days. Kimmel compared

00:47the appearance of the bruise to various objects for comedic effect and referenced explanations

00:51previously offered by Trump's press secretary. According to the statement, the bruise resulted

00:55from Trump accidentally hitting his hand during a signing ceremony. Kimmel questioned the explanation

01:00during the monologue, noting that Trump did not appear to cover the bruise during public appearances.

01:04The segment continued with jokes related to the injury and its visibility. Audience reactions were

01:08mixed but engaged, with several viewers commenting online about Kimmel's impersonations and observations.

01:14Some focused on the bruise itself, while others commented on the role of comedy during politically tense

01:18periods. The segment was part of Kimmel's ongoing commentary on political figures, which regularly

01:23features satirical takes on current events and public personalities. And don't forget to like for

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