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00:00:01Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:21Stop Paxton, stop or I'll tell
00:00:24Look orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:00:36Need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov
00:01:06Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:13Hey Jack, sun's up. The toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:22Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win. Anything you'd like to say to-
00:01:25For any of you losers thinking of settling scores, now's your chance
00:01:32Good fucking luck
00:01:34Some day soon golden boy. This poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:55Hey kid, how you doing? Hey, come with me for a second. We got you a present
00:01:59Really? Yeah, come on
00:02:02You remember my birthday? Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:07Open up boys
00:02:16There you go kid, happy birthday
00:02:18Eat up
00:02:19I'm gonna make you meet that fucking boy, you know that fish?
00:02:21No, you won't
00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy
00:02:25You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:28Hmm?
00:02:29Is that why you're here, Vic? To fire me?
00:02:33Nah, you ain't worth my time kid
00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:38Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:44What the hell, Vic?
00:02:46Hey, you know, we were just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:58Oh, wow, I mean, you ready for a date or what? Come on, baby
00:03:00Not going anywhere with you
00:03:01Apologize to Jack right now
00:03:02It's not life, he's the help
00:03:03I swear to God
00:03:04Vic, apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:08so everyone here can see your teeny weeny
00:03:12That's funny, that's funny
00:03:13Excuse me
00:03:15I'm sorry what a jerk what the hell Angie how many times do I have to tell you I don't need
00:03:35your help I could fight my own freaking battles after all these years you're still just a big
00:03:39dumb idiot Angie get your shit together Jack you don't have any real friends they think you're all
00:03:50weak we can hinge fighting for Nam Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clooching I'm gonna show them all
00:03:59I can be Paxton Whitlock then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is you really shouldn't do
00:04:07that's a dog and told you here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win passing
00:04:19Whitlock I've been waiting for this moment my whole life listen I'm just looking for Enzo
00:04:27he's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament good to meet you though
00:04:31you need a new mop you don't know who I am am I supposed to you're a janitor I can't believe
00:04:43it I mean he bullied me for years he forgot me good luck interview more often camera it makes my job
00:04:52he hasn't changed at all he's still obsessed with himself oh my god Paxton Angie how are you doing
00:05:01how come he remembers Angie how have you been I haven't seen you since college broke some records
00:05:06broke some hearts you know how it is god you look amazing thank you by the way have you seen your dad
00:05:13hi gym bunnies and gym rats listen up Paxton here's a champion of six out of seven
00:05:22continental tournaments our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America
00:05:27as a welcome we're gonna have ourselves a little competition any you runts can beat this man in the
00:05:34ring I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fight this could be my opportunity to
00:05:43show with Paxton once and for all let's get it all come on
00:05:48you're next he's challenging me does he remember who I am looks like you're up dad
00:06:11Paxton hey don't act like you don't know me I challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:06:18winner gets Enzo sponsorship the loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:22what what's so funny
00:06:26you're a twig man I destroy you why don't you make yourself useful and gosh my gym shorts
00:06:35see I left them in the locker room on the floor because I know it's real ID
00:06:40all right all right come on Jack cut it out Paxton is a mega successful world-class fighter
00:06:49and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune you apologize right now or you're fired boy
00:06:55wait wait wait wait wait did you say Jack
00:06:58so you finally remembered who I am and doesn't ring a bell you're dead oh yeah and uh how do you plan on killing me you scrawny nobody
00:07:11you want me come and get me
00:07:29careful there you might tire yourself out shut up
00:07:39I thought you hit harder than that oh oh you asked for it you're in a cake
00:07:48Dick
00:07:57you're a rat turning me down and Dick Michelson always gets what he wants
00:08:08what do you say Ang
00:08:10hmm you gonna make an honest man
00:08:13what are you doing going out there
00:08:18I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser
00:08:27I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk
00:08:30I mean a text
00:08:33Angie
00:08:33my dear sweet beautiful Angie what happened who did this to you
00:08:42it's those fucking rat rooms
00:08:44what are you doing laying around go after them
00:08:49what happened
00:08:51it was Vic
00:08:54he's a monster
00:08:55Vic
00:08:57my chief investor
00:08:58who the hell were those guys
00:09:04Vic's man
00:09:04I knew he was creepy but I didn't know he was a criminal
00:09:07sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg
00:09:10there's just more jerk underneath
00:09:13guess you'd know all about that
00:09:14you want to go another round
00:09:15I don't see why not
00:09:16boys
00:09:19hey Jack
00:09:21from this day forward you're no longer my janitor
00:09:24what are you firing me
00:09:28Enzo you can't fire me
00:09:30what
00:09:31no knucklehead I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor
00:09:34who's gonna mop the floors around here huh
00:09:37Jack taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters
00:09:41whoa whoa whoa no you can't do that
00:09:43I'm the fighter you sponsored I won that fight
00:09:45just settle down over there
00:09:47there's nothing in the rules says a gym can't sponsor two fighters
00:09:51I think Jack proved himself very capable
00:09:54plus think about it
00:09:56the rags to riches story
00:09:58a once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title
00:10:02he's gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:04what about me
00:10:05you're both gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:07and I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor
00:10:10okay
00:10:14I'll do it
00:10:16so long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one
00:10:21try it punk
00:10:22boys
00:10:23I got a paper to ask
00:10:25I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic
00:10:28would either of you be interested?
00:10:30I won't let you down
00:10:31that's perfect
00:10:33you're both hired
00:10:35both of us
00:10:36we are gonna be one
00:10:40big happy family
00:10:42she needs to learn the fundamental
00:10:47you're teaching her nonsense
00:10:48what are you two doing?
00:10:49what are you two doing?
00:10:50Paxton wants to waste your time teaching him
00:10:52we should learn the fundamentals
00:10:53stop
00:10:54swinging your dicks around
00:10:55and talk
00:10:57like function adults
00:10:59okay
00:11:02I studied for years
00:11:04at the world's top institutions
00:11:05with the best teachers money can buy
00:11:07you want to learn to fight
00:11:08right?
00:11:08so
00:11:09let me teach you
00:11:10the right way
00:11:11well reasoned
00:11:13Jack?
00:11:13she wants to learn self defense
00:11:15not professional fighting
00:11:16you idiot
00:11:16hey
00:11:16hey
00:11:16don't
00:11:17okay
00:11:19it doesn't really make sense
00:11:22the style we're teaching her
00:11:23you know
00:11:23it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring
00:11:25Jack's right
00:11:26oh
00:11:26so go on
00:11:29teach me
00:11:30you're my trainers
00:11:31right
00:11:31so give me a demonstration
00:11:33alright
00:11:42I learned this when I lived on the streets
00:11:44and it's going to come in handy
00:11:45when you face a larger opponent
00:11:47as a woman
00:11:47you know
00:11:48I'm sure
00:11:48they pin your hands down
00:11:50so
00:11:51don't make it a whole thing now
00:11:57alright Angie
00:12:04so when we're in this position
00:12:06what you're going to want to do
00:12:07is you're going to want to go
00:12:07what is going on here
00:12:09what is going on here
00:12:13you know what
00:12:15I don't want to know
00:12:17I need you two lovebirds
00:12:19to be errand boys today
00:12:21here's 500 bucks
00:12:22Paxton
00:12:23take him across town
00:12:24to the tournament HQ
00:12:26show him how to sign up
00:12:27right away sir
00:12:29snooze you lose
00:12:32my boy
00:12:33so
00:12:33I guess we'll just continue our lessons
00:12:37some other time
00:12:38maybe we could meet up tonight
00:12:40at 7pm
00:12:42at the pre-tournament
00:12:45investors banquet
00:12:45kind of seems like
00:12:48a weird place
00:12:49to continue the training
00:12:50that's not why
00:12:52I'm asking you to come
00:12:54is Angie really asking me out
00:12:58yo
00:13:00let's go
00:13:01I'll be there
00:13:04don't be late
00:13:06look man
00:13:09I don't like you
00:13:10and you don't like me
00:13:11we've established that
00:13:12okay
00:13:13so let's just go in there
00:13:14and make this as quick as possible
00:13:15why
00:13:15what's the hurry
00:13:16you got a date or something
00:13:17with Angie
00:13:20get out of town
00:13:22sounds like you're jealous
00:13:23jealous
00:13:24dude
00:13:24been there
00:13:25done now
00:13:26you know I'm not really into
00:13:27reheating leftovers
00:13:28he used to date Angie
00:13:29and besides
00:13:31we both know
00:13:32you'll fumble that either way
00:13:33I will not
00:13:34whoa
00:13:36no no no
00:13:37that's the entrance
00:13:38for veteran fighters
00:13:39alright
00:13:39where do the rookies sign up
00:13:41what
00:13:44it's locked
00:13:45eventually
00:13:49my date with Angie's at 7
00:13:51I'm gonna miss it
00:13:52and bump
00:13:53wow wow wow
00:14:07hey Luigi
00:14:08look at the fart blew it
00:14:09hey man
00:14:10I'm just here for the tournament
00:14:12okay
00:14:12you're registering for the tournament
00:14:13you look like you couldn't
00:14:15bench press a fly
00:14:16you look like a little boy
00:14:17you making fun of me
00:14:18duh
00:14:19you ride here on the short bus
00:14:21we uh
00:14:23improve his luck a little bit
00:14:25oh what the
00:14:29that's it
00:14:31oh
00:14:32looks like he actually
00:14:36can bench press a fly
00:14:38I don't need a tournament
00:14:39to freaking rip those stupid
00:14:41mustaches off your fucking faces
00:14:42how you gonna register
00:14:43without any money
00:14:44yo
00:14:44your back pocket
00:14:45oh shit
00:14:50wait
00:14:56wait
00:14:58I need to find that kid faster
00:15:07I'm gonna miss my date with Angie
00:15:09Enzo
00:15:12maybe I can just ask him for the money
00:15:14he'll understand
00:15:15right
00:15:16you're fired
00:15:17and you can forget about taking my daughter on a date
00:15:20that's a bad idea
00:15:22Angie
00:15:24maybe she'll have the money
00:15:26what kind of man asks a woman for help
00:15:30I deserve someone hotter
00:15:31richer
00:15:32and better
00:15:33than you
00:15:34yo
00:15:35you looking for me
00:15:37you looking for me
00:15:37ugh
00:15:39ugh
00:15:42ugh
00:15:43ugh
00:15:46ugh
00:15:47oh
00:15:47Jesus man
00:15:49what the fuck
00:15:50that's a strong reaction
00:15:51I've been looking for you
00:15:52what's wrong
00:15:53I might have
00:15:54I might have
00:15:54lost my money
00:15:55oh
00:15:56you what
00:15:57dude
00:15:58Enzo's gonna kill you
00:16:00it wasn't my fault
00:16:00okay
00:16:01I got pickpocketed
00:16:02when I wasn't looking
00:16:02wow
00:16:03what an all over twist
00:16:04right
00:16:04alright
00:16:05I'll take pity on you
00:16:06how much you need
00:16:07I don't need your money man
00:16:08I'm gonna find the kid
00:16:09I don't need a freaking handout from you
00:16:11alright
00:16:12whatever you say dog
00:16:14think Jack
00:16:16think
00:16:17that kid
00:16:17kind of reminds me of myself
00:16:19at his age
00:16:20there was this place
00:16:23I used to hide
00:16:24when I was in trouble
00:16:24he really is just like me
00:16:34listen
00:16:35my parents own
00:16:37a satellite imaging company
00:16:38they said we can find the kid
00:16:40dad
00:16:41oh
00:16:41nice job
00:16:44well what are you waiting for
00:16:47let's beat that job
00:16:48well what are you waiting for
00:16:51let's beat that job
00:16:52wait
00:16:52we can't
00:16:53he's just a kid
00:16:54we can't beat him up
00:16:54he's a thief
00:16:55he's a woman
00:16:58just like I was
00:17:01he's probably an orphan too
00:17:04homeless
00:17:04he needs the money more than I do
00:17:08did you hear you said
00:17:10a homeless orphan
00:17:12let him keep it
00:17:19honestly
00:17:20yeah
00:17:20it reminds me of someone
00:17:22I've left that part of me
00:17:25way behind
00:17:26has Paxton
00:17:28changed
00:17:29besides man
00:17:35beating up homeless kids
00:17:36was so
00:17:3710 years ago
00:17:38got better shit to do now
00:17:40much better shit to do
00:17:41than grind old gutter trash
00:17:42into orphan bits
00:17:43right
00:17:44well
00:17:44I'm about to dip
00:17:46by the way
00:17:49don't you have that date
00:17:50shit
00:17:54I still need to register
00:17:55no no no no wait
00:17:58please
00:17:59I need to secure my spot
00:18:01in the tournament
00:18:01here
00:18:02I know it's not enough money
00:18:03look baby save it
00:18:04we've already closed up shop
00:18:05for the season
00:18:06but I was here the whole time
00:18:07you were on break
00:18:08I was waiting outside
00:18:09you can't close now
00:18:10it's out of my hands
00:18:11I sought the last few vouchers
00:18:12to those two gentlemen
00:18:13over there
00:18:14shit
00:18:18not those guys again
00:18:19hey
00:18:20wait up
00:18:22look who it is
00:18:24shake covered stick man
00:18:27so what do you want
00:18:30a challenge
00:18:30if you both lose
00:18:32I take one of your vouchers
00:18:33what if you lose
00:18:36huh
00:18:36what could you even offer
00:18:38where did she come from
00:18:39now grab your friend
00:18:50and get out of here
00:18:51before I change my mind
00:18:52give me that shit
00:18:52get out of here
00:18:53finally
00:19:00now I can prove to the world
00:19:02I can be
00:19:03Paxton Whitlock
00:19:04hello
00:19:10Angie
00:19:10where are you
00:19:11Jack
00:19:11Vic is here
00:19:13and I need your help
00:19:14I'm coming
00:19:18stay right there
00:19:19Angie
00:19:29there you are
00:19:32I'm sorry
00:19:33you left me waiting
00:19:35you look beautiful
00:19:38I got caught up in the tournament signups
00:19:41and you know
00:19:42bunch of crazy shit
00:19:44but
00:19:44where the hell is Vic
00:19:46it's alright now
00:19:47did he touch you
00:19:48he got scared off
00:19:49did he hurt you
00:19:50it's
00:19:51fine
00:19:51he got scared off
00:19:53bye
00:19:54sure
00:19:55you want me to wear this
00:19:56I mean red is so not my color
00:19:58oh hey
00:20:02you got the voucher
00:20:03what is he doing here
00:20:06I thought this was our date Angie
00:20:09wait you thought
00:20:10I meant like a romantic date
00:20:12I'm so sorry Jack
00:20:16it's just that
00:20:17with it being the investors banquet
00:20:18I just wanted some protection
00:20:19in case Vic tried something tonight
00:20:21and so when you were late
00:20:22I called Paxton
00:20:24no need to explain Angie
00:20:25it's alright
00:20:26it's clear of the two of us
00:20:28I'm just
00:20:28I'm the more reliable
00:20:29it's fine
00:20:32right
00:20:32everything is fine
00:20:34double the date
00:20:35it's double the protection
00:20:37right
00:20:38and double the fun
00:20:40so
00:20:42what do you say
00:20:43yeah
00:20:45fine
00:20:46as you wish
00:20:48alright
00:20:49go on
00:20:50here
00:20:54use the shed to change
00:20:56may you hand the ballroom after
00:20:59yes ma'am
00:20:59you are such a kiss-ass
00:21:06I think she likes
00:21:06I don't know
00:21:08she likes me man
00:21:09briefs
00:21:17what what's wrong with the briefs
00:21:18I like to keep the boys all supported
00:21:21what do you wear baggy boxers
00:21:24he does wear baggy boxers
00:21:32you know man
00:21:33you knew this was me and Angie's date
00:21:35and yet you still showed up
00:21:36yeah well
00:21:38it's not my fault
00:21:39Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy
00:21:41look dude
00:21:42if you want to be a little bitch
00:21:44about it
00:21:44I think I'm just gonna go
00:21:45ask Angie for a dance
00:21:46right now
00:21:48right now
00:21:49she'd never dance with you
00:21:50you think so
00:21:52we used to dance a lot
00:21:53back in college
00:21:54if you forgot
00:21:56we used to love
00:21:57dancing
00:21:58real
00:21:59dirty
00:22:02dirty
00:22:04dancing
00:22:05hey
00:22:07give me back my pants
00:22:09hey
00:22:09give me back my
00:22:10pants
00:22:13pants
00:22:16shit
00:22:20what should I do now
00:22:22what are you wearing
00:22:38I can't explain
00:22:40wow
00:22:41where did you get that outfit
00:22:43on clearance from the dumpster store
00:22:45or
00:22:45well I think it's perfect
00:22:48thanks Angie
00:22:49I couldn't agree more sweetheart
00:22:53tell us a whole story in one look
00:22:55rags to riches
00:22:56janitor to superstar
00:22:58huh
00:22:58we're gonna make so much money tonight
00:23:03alright
00:23:04you guys stay put
00:23:06I'll be right back with some
00:23:07uh
00:23:08investors to schmoes
00:23:09you look beautiful baby
00:23:11oh thanks dad
00:23:12Angie Bianchi
00:23:17no
00:23:19he's about to make a move
00:23:20may I have this dance
00:23:22wow
00:23:26um
00:23:27Angie
00:23:28before you decide anything
00:23:29just know that
00:23:30Paxton is an animal
00:23:31he's trying to get in your pants
00:23:32you know
00:23:33and I like
00:23:33you were both my dates
00:23:36right
00:23:37and I guess
00:23:39I would just have to dance
00:23:40with both of you
00:23:41everybody
00:23:44needs somebody
00:23:47and you're the one
00:23:48I want
00:23:50feels like a miracle
00:23:52feels like a miracle
00:23:56feels like a miracle
00:23:58feels like a miracle
00:23:59feels like a miracle
00:24:04when I'm with you
00:24:06Jack come on
00:24:19no
00:24:20what are you doing man
00:24:22come on
00:24:22let's go
00:24:23what was that
00:24:27I was just feeling the moment
00:24:29really
00:24:30that felt like
00:24:31it was more for Jack
00:24:32than it was for me
00:24:33what
00:24:33Angie
00:24:34I've cared for you
00:24:35you know that
00:24:36what's wrong
00:24:38I want you to stop
00:24:39bullying Jack
00:24:40there was a full suit
00:24:41in the bag I gave him
00:24:42where's the pants
00:24:44huh
00:24:44Angie
00:24:47I miss him
00:24:48what are you doing
00:24:58pretty lady
00:24:59mind if I take a tournament
00:25:00dance floor
00:25:01or would you rather
00:25:01just skip to coming home
00:25:02with me
00:25:03huh
00:25:03let's go
00:25:03all right Jack
00:25:06this is Cynthia
00:25:07she's the president
00:25:08of the tournament rules
00:25:09committee
00:25:09this is the man
00:25:11I've been telling you
00:25:12about
00:25:12the Jack Janitor
00:25:14in the flesh
00:25:15huh
00:25:15come on Jack
00:25:16introduce yourself
00:25:17hi
00:25:17it's good to
00:25:18it smells like
00:25:20a dirty old diaper
00:25:21I didn't realize
00:25:24that the rags
00:25:25and rags to riches
00:25:26meant toilet paper
00:25:28all right now
00:25:29hold on
00:25:29Jack's a great fighter
00:25:31he might even
00:25:31take on Paxton
00:25:32one day
00:25:33this urchin
00:25:35thinks he could
00:25:36take on Paxton
00:25:37Whitlock
00:25:38that would be
00:25:39a brand image
00:25:40disaster
00:25:41this kind
00:25:43does not deserve
00:25:44to be in our tournament
00:25:45the public life
00:25:47is for the rich
00:25:48you think you
00:25:54could be our friend
00:25:54you don't belong
00:25:56with us
00:25:56Cynthia
00:25:59he's a good fighter
00:26:00he's a good kid
00:26:01hey man
00:26:05yeah
00:26:05so get soft man
00:26:06maybe they're all right
00:26:14about me
00:26:15I don't belong here
00:26:17I don't belong anywhere
00:26:20he's grabbed the fucking girl
00:26:27come on
00:26:27help
00:26:28help
00:26:29somebody help me
00:26:30help
00:26:30Angie
00:26:31Jackie
00:26:37Jackie
00:26:37my boy
00:26:38how you doing kid
00:26:39I hope you already ate
00:26:41since I
00:26:42you know
00:26:43I ran out of dog food
00:26:44what's so funny
00:26:48oh Paxton
00:26:50Enzo here
00:26:51was just telling you
00:26:52the most hilarious
00:26:52little joke
00:26:53he says that little
00:26:54ginger there
00:26:55that he's been
00:26:56carting around
00:26:56has what it takes
00:26:57to beat you
00:26:58yeah
00:26:59I don't know
00:26:59about all that
00:27:00but I'll tell you
00:27:01one thing about him
00:27:02he's got more drive
00:27:03and follow through
00:27:04in his right hook
00:27:05than you'll ever have
00:27:06in your entire
00:27:06miserable life
00:27:07Paxton
00:27:08I never
00:27:10if he wants to fight me
00:27:11I say let him fight me
00:27:12I'm the best in the world
00:27:14I determine who's a worthy
00:27:16opponent or not
00:27:17so believe me
00:27:18when I say that that kid
00:27:19there is no one else like him
00:27:22what do you want with Angie?
00:27:27is it obvious?
00:27:28I'm gonna take it to city hard
00:27:30and I'm gonna marry you
00:27:30oh ho ho ho ho
00:27:34look at the corners
00:27:35on this fucking floor sweep
00:27:37you really think
00:27:38you could take fucking
00:27:38six guys on at once?
00:27:41I'm up the floor
00:27:42with two guys earlier
00:27:43what's doing that Vic?
00:27:44three?
00:27:45yeah
00:27:46three more times
00:27:47huh?
00:27:48this guy's funny
00:27:49be sure to write that
00:27:51in your obituary
00:27:51get this motherfucker
00:27:53now!
00:27:54let's go
00:27:54alright
00:27:59what's two more times?
00:28:04hey what the hell
00:28:05Paxton?
00:28:07Cynthia could have been
00:28:08our windfall investor
00:28:09why'd you piss her off?
00:28:10man
00:28:11I just sold Jack
00:28:12as if he's the up-and-coming fighter
00:28:14to watch in next week's tournament
00:28:15you should be thanking me
00:28:16oh you sly dog you
00:28:20huh?
00:28:20okay okay
00:28:21enough enough
00:28:22hey speaking of Jack
00:28:24Jack and Angie
00:28:24you seen them around
00:28:25anyone?
00:28:25Angie you alright in there?
00:28:34it's a little cramped
00:28:35but I'm doing fine
00:28:37what a great performance
00:28:39but let's get real
00:28:41you're alone
00:28:42and you ain't invincible
00:28:45where's Angie?
00:28:58she's in the trunk man
00:28:59I got this
00:28:59hey shut up
00:29:00I need you on my six
00:29:01Angie!
00:29:13hey boys
00:29:14care to give me a hand?
00:29:16I think a thank you is in order
00:29:24if you two had actually protected me
00:29:26like I hired you two instead of pickering all night
00:29:29we could have avoided this all last
00:29:31but yeah
00:29:32thanks
00:29:33I don't give a shit if you're sleeping
00:29:37wake the fuck up
00:29:38it's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes
00:29:49until next time
00:29:52is this your beer?
00:30:08look
00:30:09she's right
00:30:10you know
00:30:11Angie's
00:30:12off limits for the both of us
00:30:14until the tournament is over
00:30:15no man
00:30:16but what about
00:30:17we got a tournament to fight
00:30:18all right
00:30:19crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge
00:30:22trust me
00:30:22we got enough to deal with
00:30:24without being at each other's throats
00:30:25what do you say?
00:30:27deal?
00:30:29truce
00:30:30I'm still gonna beat you one day
00:30:32we'll get our fight
00:30:35in time
00:30:37okay
00:30:39I got money to spend
00:30:41janitor
00:30:42that needs to be taken out
00:30:43with the fucking trash
00:30:44it needs to be done fucking yesterday
00:30:46all right
00:30:50you ready?
00:30:51mm-hmm
00:30:51okay
00:30:52is that too hard?
00:30:55no I'm fine
00:30:55what
00:30:57not some fragile princess
00:30:58I got stamina
00:31:00wait
00:31:02is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:04oh god
00:31:07am I flirting back?
00:31:09Angie's
00:31:10off limits for the both of us
00:31:12until the tournament is over
00:31:13we're good
00:31:15where are you going?
00:31:16uh I need to take a shower
00:31:17bye
00:31:19bye
00:31:21bye
00:31:21bye
00:31:21bye
00:31:22bye
00:31:22bye
00:31:23well
00:31:24that didn't work
00:31:30what's going on?
00:31:41tournament announced the first round of fights
00:31:44ready to see who you're fighting Jackie?
00:31:48I hope it's him
00:31:49imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round
00:31:52and the unlucky bastard is
00:31:55what?
00:32:00what's wrong?
00:32:03I had no clue he got out so soon
00:32:05dude
00:32:06you're fighting Andre Giganti
00:32:08wait wait wait
00:32:09who's Andre?
00:32:11pack it up Andre
00:32:13looks like you're a free man once again
00:32:15most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti
00:32:21don't come out alive
00:32:22come off of it man
00:32:24you're just trying to scare me
00:32:25it's gotta be myth
00:32:26right?
00:32:32well
00:32:32you know what I always do
00:32:34when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me
00:32:36I go
00:32:40to the spa
00:32:41I've never been to one of you
00:32:45let me talk
00:32:46you know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here right?
00:32:56where does it say that?
00:32:57you're gonna get heat stroke dude
00:32:59you're just mad you can't check me out huh?
00:33:02okay
00:33:02well
00:33:03it's your funeral
00:33:05finally
00:33:08Paxton
00:33:12if that's you man
00:33:14close the door
00:33:15you're letting out all the hot air
00:33:16he's so annoying
00:33:18and you are?
00:33:21Andre Giganti
00:33:22is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:25Andre Giganti
00:33:27is the last man you'll ever see
00:33:29no
00:33:30no
00:33:30hey
00:33:32I'm trapped in here
00:33:33Angie
00:33:34Paxton
00:33:34man
00:33:39spa day was a good idea
00:33:40oh thanks
00:33:42you know I
00:33:43I think Jack is really enjoying himself
00:33:46who knows with that guy
00:33:47where is he
00:33:48by the way
00:33:49he's uh
00:33:50help
00:33:53he's sweating it out in the sauna
00:33:55believe it or not
00:33:56he goes fully clothed
00:33:57when he's in there
00:33:58what a weirdo right
00:33:59I hate to admit
00:34:01Paxton is right
00:34:02why can't they hear me
00:34:07are they flirting
00:34:09oh I think
00:34:12I'm gonna die
00:34:14Angie
00:34:19I tried to tell them
00:34:21a lot of guys prefer to go nude
00:34:23let's just
00:34:24Angie
00:34:25what the hell happened
00:34:32hey
00:34:33alright man
00:34:34let's go
00:34:35so Andre tried to kill Jack
00:34:41that's what he says
00:34:42I mean
00:34:43he was delirious
00:34:44but
00:34:45I believe him
00:34:46I've heard rumors
00:34:47that people sometimes
00:34:48pay Andre to stage
00:34:50accidents
00:34:51in the ring
00:34:52and elsewhere
00:34:53but hardly anyone we know
00:34:56takes Jack seriously
00:34:57and I know you didn't pay
00:34:58hey Andre
00:34:58doesn't matter who hired him
00:35:00I'm still gonna beat his ass
00:35:02to say I'm in the ring
00:35:03Jack
00:35:03let me handle this
00:35:04alright if Andre really is an assassin
00:35:06we can use my parents resources
00:35:08to gather
00:35:08I don't need you to solve my problems
00:35:10for me moneybags
00:35:11dude
00:35:11is your brain still lacking oxygen
00:35:14whatever man
00:35:16you said someone would need to see
00:35:19Jack as competition
00:35:20until we kill him
00:35:21right
00:35:21what if it
00:35:24isn't
00:35:24tournament
00:35:26competition
00:35:27what are you getting at
00:35:29I think I know
00:35:31who's got it out for Jack
00:35:32gotcha bitch
00:35:42you're being an idiot
00:36:03again Jack
00:36:03a big dumb idiot
00:36:10I've gotta handle this myself
00:36:13you know it's my first fight
00:36:15in the tournament
00:36:16and I've got a lot to prove
00:36:17what will it prove if you're dead
00:36:19Angie's off limits for the both of us
00:36:26until the tournament is over
00:36:27I gotta take a shower
00:36:29stop
00:36:31why won't you let me get close to you
00:36:34that sauna thing really scared me
00:36:38what if I lost you
00:36:39I don't need your help Angie
00:36:41no one can do everything themselves
00:36:43Vic wants to kill you
00:36:45because you helped me
00:36:46least you could do is talk to me
00:36:48hey Jack
00:36:50you ready to go
00:36:51Andre Gigante
00:37:00made sure he was not followed
00:37:01can I ask you a question
00:37:03what's with the whole third person shtick
00:37:06were you dropped in your head as a kid or something
00:37:07Andre Gigante
00:37:08thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma
00:37:12is uncalled for
00:37:13yeah whatever
00:37:14a gift
00:37:21place lead
00:37:23with 40 pounds
00:37:25of extra wallop
00:37:26in each fist
00:37:27one punch to the chest
00:37:28and the unlucky son of a bitch
00:37:30is gonna stop breathing
00:37:31permanently
00:37:44if I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring
00:37:55there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock
00:37:57ladies and gentlemen here in the broad
00:38:01we're streaming live from the boil hikes fighting pits
00:38:05you've all heard the rumors
00:38:09they do him no injustice
00:38:11introducing
00:38:12in this corner
00:38:13the reigning
00:38:14reaper of the ring
00:38:16Andre Gigante
00:38:18ladies and gentlemen
00:38:20a slight change of plans
00:38:22turns out
00:38:23Andre Gigante
00:38:24will not be fighting this evening
00:38:25no no
00:38:26what are you doing dude
00:38:27stop
00:38:27Andre Gigante
00:38:28has done nothing wrong
00:38:30fuck
00:38:34oof
00:38:35caught you red-handed
00:38:36or should I say
00:38:38heavy-handed
00:38:39you all right?
00:38:55I don't care that he cheated I just
00:38:57I wanted to win
00:38:59I needed to win Angie
00:39:02Jack
00:39:03it's okay that you got help
00:39:05I had help
00:39:05knowing you were out there watching me
00:39:08that sounded a lot less
00:39:12rumpy in my head
00:39:13uh yeah I need to take a shower
00:39:30I can help with him
00:39:32hey Jack
00:39:42did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:46it's fucking priceless man
00:39:47uh I know Andre got disqualified but uh
00:39:51there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna
00:39:54Jack?
00:39:57all right Andre
00:40:09show me what you got
00:40:11come on
00:40:11oh
00:40:12oh
00:40:13oh
00:40:14oh
00:40:15oh
00:40:16oh
00:40:17oh
00:40:18oh
00:40:19oh
00:40:20oh
00:40:21oh
00:40:22oh
00:40:23oh
00:40:24that was great
00:40:25really
00:40:26just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution
00:40:29come on I'll talk
00:40:30that's uncalled for man
00:40:31you wanted to teach her street fighting
00:40:33right
00:40:33yet you're
00:40:34taking it easy with with kid gloves
00:40:36I wonder why
00:40:37why don't you try that on me
00:40:39all right
00:40:42let's go
00:40:43come on
00:40:44are you serious?
00:40:49hey hey
00:40:50I'm okay
00:40:51sorry
00:40:52did I take it too far
00:40:53because uh
00:40:54Vic won't use restraint
00:40:55I'm not mistaken
00:40:57I want to try again
00:40:58I want to try again
00:40:59no it's all right
00:41:00relax
00:41:01relax
00:41:02boys
00:41:04in my office
00:41:05call came in this morning
00:41:14your next match
00:41:15Arizona
00:41:17wait what are you saying
00:41:18you two are gonna road trip together
00:41:20just the two of you
00:41:22let me get this straight
00:41:23this dullard
00:41:24attacks me earlier
00:41:25and now
00:41:26I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours
00:41:29how can this day get any better
00:41:32your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed
00:41:36this is comfy
00:41:39hey
00:41:45I was using them
00:41:47yeah well someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed so I gotta build a pillow boarder
00:41:50they're called fashion briefs
00:41:53you classless dullard
00:41:54stop calling me a duck
00:41:56what
00:41:57just go to bed man
00:42:00okay look
00:42:07clearly you're angry at me or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that
00:42:11so why don't you just tell me what's going on
00:42:13because we've been traveling all day
00:42:14I got a match in the morning
00:42:15I want to get some sleep
00:42:16I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match
00:42:19wait
00:42:20what
00:42:21that's why you're mad
00:42:22we made a pact man
00:42:24no one dates Angie until the tournament's over
00:42:26you hurt Angie to get back at me
00:42:28you ungrateful snake
00:42:33you only slept with her because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass
00:42:36I've loved Angie since we were kids
00:42:48you wouldn't know anything about that
00:42:49oh god
00:42:53I wouldn't know what love is
00:42:56your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around
00:42:59I'm gonna kill you
00:43:01I hate you
00:43:07police open up
00:43:09police open up
00:43:12hey officer
00:43:16you two alright in there
00:43:19yeah
00:43:19we're both great
00:43:20we're good
00:43:21oh it's just I got a call for some sort of domestic situation
00:43:26ah yeah
00:43:27yeah we're both straight guys so you know nothing's going on here
00:43:31he did this to me because I refuse to be a little spoon officer
00:43:35what
00:43:36what
00:43:36I just I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth
00:43:39no that's not true
00:43:46this bed
00:43:51it's so uncomfortable
00:43:53man I can't believe I had to stay here all night
00:43:56would you shut up crazy guy
00:44:01your mind goblins aren't real
00:44:03yeah
00:44:04my damn
00:44:05some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:08shut up you're scared
00:44:10finally
00:44:16some peace and quiet
00:44:19rise and shine Jack
00:44:22you're free to go
00:44:24sleep would have been nice
00:44:31ooh
00:44:35off to a real star for young hopeful Jack Hurts
00:44:40keep your head up Jack
00:44:43sorry Angie
00:44:52looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:45:06Angie
00:45:07what the hell is wrong with you
00:45:09what's wrong with me
00:45:10I told you I cared for you
00:45:12you go fuck that idiot
00:45:14that had nothing
00:45:15to do with you
00:45:16oh really
00:45:17then how do you explain falling for some random janitor
00:45:22Jack is not just some random janitor
00:45:25I've known him my whole life
00:45:27we both have
00:45:28of course you're just so self-centered
00:45:31you totally forgot him
00:45:33I just met the guy a few weeks ago
00:45:34Jack grew up as a homeless orphan Paxton
00:45:37he only wants to beat you because he respects you so much
00:45:46you don't even see him
00:45:47he just wants to be seen
00:45:52this is amazing folks I've never seen anything like it
00:46:02I don't know to buy some old vendetta
00:46:04Harry's promise
00:46:05supernatural force
00:46:07watered by sheer force of will
00:46:08but no matter how many times
00:46:09this rookie gets knocked down
00:46:10he just could get backed up
00:46:12it's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down
00:46:17you can do it Jack
00:46:31you can outlast him
00:46:33I can't believe it
00:46:50Jack has won
00:46:51without letting
00:46:52a single soul
00:46:54Jack just
00:47:03Jack just won
00:47:04sounds like you've finally seen it
00:47:06now
00:47:07can you get back to the real reason I called
00:47:09yeah
00:47:10what's the real reason you called
00:47:11oh
00:47:12there's nothing
00:47:13just
00:47:14Vic broke in here
00:47:15and
00:47:16attacked me
00:47:17in my home
00:47:19he what
00:47:20yeah
00:47:21attacked me
00:47:22in my home
00:47:23okay though I took care of it
00:47:24turns out all that self-defense training really paid off
00:47:26wait
00:47:27what
00:47:28what do you mean
00:47:29oh
00:47:30I got him gagged and hogtied
00:47:31on my living room floor
00:47:32can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone
00:47:40what do you have to see for yourself Buster?
00:47:42who said
00:47:44that I came alone huh?
00:47:46Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady
00:47:58hello? Angie? Angie!
00:48:04Angie!
00:48:07Angie where are you?
00:48:08I'll check upstairs
00:48:09I'll check upstairs
00:48:15Paxton! Paxton!
00:48:17what?
00:48:18what happened?
00:48:19unknown
00:48:20what does it say?
00:48:22if you want Angie alive
00:48:23come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town
00:48:25just you two
00:48:26alone
00:48:29hey Jack wait up
00:48:30don't follow me
00:48:31you're walking into a trap
00:48:32I don't care
00:48:33Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her
00:48:35it's both our job
00:48:36no
00:48:44well if it ain't the soft brain made
00:48:46and his big bossy bottom
00:48:47where's Angie?
00:48:48she's safe
00:48:49we're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition shall we?
00:48:52you beat all of us
00:48:54all three of yous
00:48:55you can go on your merry way
00:48:57enlighten me
00:48:58what if we lose?
00:49:00let's just say
00:49:03what happens in Fight Club?
00:49:04he dies in Fight Club
00:49:06he dies in Fight Club
00:49:07get him
00:49:12you remember me?
00:49:13nope
00:49:15I'll handle this
00:49:16why do yous have to be so difficult?
00:49:18there!
00:49:19two for Ichi
00:49:22don't really have a choice in this do I?
00:49:23I don't care just stay out of my freaking way
00:49:34what's going on out there?
00:49:35hey
00:49:36no talking
00:49:37I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now
00:49:41but if we have any chance of beating these guys we'll have to stick together
00:49:44fine
00:49:45but I'm still not that way yet
00:49:47I'll kill you again
00:50:06these guys are unstoppable
00:50:07believe it creep
00:50:08what a team
00:50:14what a team
00:50:15that fight
00:50:17you're a beauty
00:50:18oh
00:50:21it's too bad
00:50:22you wanna know why?
00:50:23cause it's gonna be your last
00:50:24might as well save us the effort
00:50:26hand Angie over now
00:50:27you pissed off the two best fighters in the world
00:50:29dude
00:50:34I had cake for lunch
00:50:35dude take off your shirt
00:50:36fine
00:50:39together
00:50:40we can't lose
00:50:51it's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non threat that they didn't even tie my hands
00:50:57that does give me an idea
00:50:59what are you into?
00:51:00huh?
00:51:02big man like you
00:51:04strong hands
00:51:06thick fingers
00:51:08but you know just how to get a girl away
00:51:10I didn't say you could speak
00:51:12oh come on
00:51:13don't be a prude
00:51:15what do you like to do in bed?
00:51:17come on
00:51:18you can tell mommy
00:51:19why do you wanna know?
00:51:20why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:51:22you know what I think?
00:51:24I think you're not man enough
00:51:25say that again
00:51:28say that again
00:51:39let's do this bitch
00:51:40Arizona strategy agreed?
00:51:42let's wear them down
00:51:43let's get it
00:51:44let's do this bitch
00:51:45let's get it
00:51:46let's get it
00:51:47let's get it
00:51:50let's get it
00:51:51where the f...
00:51:52what the fuck?
00:51:53let's get it
00:51:54This is for some new heels.
00:52:10Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:52:15Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:52:18Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:20Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:21Hey shitballs, I escaped!
00:52:36Alright, alright.
00:52:40You're not so bad either.
00:52:43Come on.
00:52:46There.
00:52:50I'm sober.
00:52:51Man, I don't get it.
00:52:53Does she like me or does she like you?
00:52:55Let's figure it out later, man.
00:52:56We can both use some sleep.
00:52:58Man, you have no idea.
00:52:59Tell me about it.
00:53:03Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:10Hey, ma.
00:53:11Call the tournament rules committee.
00:53:13Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:53:16You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:53:30It's crazy.
00:53:32I still haven't forgiven you for Arizona, you know.
00:53:35And we're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:53:37Looking forward to it.
00:53:39Boys.
00:53:40In my office.
00:53:41Now!
00:53:47I'm ruined.
00:53:49Everything I've worked for.
00:53:51No one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:53:53What are you talking about, Intel?
00:53:54Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:53:57And the committee saw it.
00:53:58They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:53:59What?
00:54:03Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:04The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:54:08They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:54:12I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:54:15Who knew?
00:54:16So that's it.
00:54:17We're disqualified then.
00:54:19Oh, no.
00:54:20Just one of you.
00:54:21The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:54:24And they said I gotta choose.
00:54:26Choose?
00:54:27Wait, wait.
00:54:28You're picking me, right?
00:54:29I ain't decided that yet.
00:54:31Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:54:33I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:54:36Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:54:38Oh, my God.
00:54:39Get over yourself, man.
00:54:40Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:54:41But, Jack, come on.
00:54:42If anyone deserves this thing...
00:54:44Play me for it, then.
00:54:45Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:54:46Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:54:47Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:54:49Oh, that's perfect.
00:54:50A fight.
00:54:51The rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:54:55Why not give them a show, huh?
00:54:57We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:55:00I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:55:02You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:55:06You can't be serious right now.
00:55:08Serious is a heart attack.
00:55:10If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I built here.
00:55:12So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner, glad to have you.
00:55:17But for the loser, sorry.
00:55:19You gotta leave this gym for good.
00:55:21It's the only way, Paxton.
00:55:27This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:55:29To ruin my life?
00:55:30You know what?
00:55:31Why wait for the fight?
00:55:32Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:55:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is it?
00:55:36Stop!
00:55:37Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:55:40Which one of us do you want?
00:55:42Where is this coming from?
00:55:43You know what?
00:55:43I want to know, too.
00:55:45Okay, you kissed him at the banquet, and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:55:48Is this for real?
00:55:49Are we for real?
00:55:50If you have to ask, you are still a big, dumb idiot.
00:55:55And you are, too.
00:55:57This drama isn't about me, and it never was.
00:56:00The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:56:04Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:56:07Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:56:25In one corner, the Golden Boy Champ, with a God-given mandate of heaven, inches away from the title, he was born to claim, versus trash-born rookie underdog, whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:56:43This is one for the history books.
00:56:44This is one for the history books.
00:56:45Man, you're going to want to watch this.
00:56:47You are going to watch this live.
00:56:50You know, there was this homeless, orphaned kid I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:57:01He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:57:03For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:57:06He wasn't afraid of me.
00:57:08He had nothing to lose.
00:57:09I don't remember it, huh?
00:57:16Look, man, let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:57:20We'll exchange some blows, spit out some blood, make things real dramatic.
00:57:26And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:57:29What?
00:57:31I need you to throw it, man.
00:57:33I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:57:35I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years, it'd be for nothing.
00:57:37If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:57:40Come on, help me out here.
00:57:41No, no, I'm not going to do that.
00:57:42I'm not throwing the fight.
00:57:44Dude, you don't even want this.
00:57:46You haven't worked half as hard for a-
00:57:47Yet, I'm better.
00:57:48I'm better, and I'm going to prove today that I'm better, too.
00:57:51You want to beat me in a fight?
00:57:53Fine.
00:57:54We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:57:57But today is do or die.
00:57:58There are people watching out there, man.
00:58:00Today means something.
00:58:01You don't understand, man.
00:58:03That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:58:04To prove that I can.
00:58:05To prove that I can.
00:58:07Wow.
00:58:08After everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:14Why?
00:58:15Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
00:58:18You just always made me feel like I deserved to be alone.
00:58:23And now I'm going to make sure you know how it feels.
00:58:26I'm going to beat you.
00:58:28Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:58:30That fight's about to start.
00:58:31Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:58:55I'm going to fucking kill him!
00:58:57I want a clean fight!
00:59:00Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:02He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:03Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:05Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:06All right, all right.
00:59:09And...
00:59:09Fight!
00:59:20Wow.
00:59:20That's a lot of yours.
00:59:22I thought you weren't going to come.
00:59:23Couldn't bring myself to miss it.
00:59:27You better give up now.
00:59:38It's only going to get worse from here.
00:59:42Why don't you give up?
00:59:46Hey!
00:59:47I told you two I want a clean fight.
00:59:53Hey!
00:59:53I'm watching you two!
00:59:56I'm okay.
00:59:57I'm okay.
00:59:58I'm okay.
01:00:03He's never going to give up, is he?
01:00:05He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:08He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:11He just wants to be seen.
01:00:13Do I need to win that badly?
01:00:15Take this whistle.
01:00:21I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:00:22What are you doing?
01:00:23Leaving?
01:00:24Some asshole's posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who.
01:00:29So?
01:00:30So I'm going to call Paxton's old man.
01:00:32I'm going to find out who's taking my money.
01:00:35Stay here and announce the fight.
01:00:39Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:00:43Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment.
01:00:47But anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:00:50He's fucking guys, huh?
01:00:51I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:00:56It don't matter, Mama, okay?
01:00:57All the money comes to the family.
01:00:59You know what they say?
01:01:00The house always wins.
01:01:03I should have known you two, Chuck, or fucks were related.
01:01:07Enzo!
01:01:08Enzo!
01:01:09What are you doing in our house?
01:01:11I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:14If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:01:21Why isn't he blocking?
01:01:35It's like he's giving up.
01:01:41Something just happened.
01:01:42Paxton is down.
01:01:43He seems injured.
01:01:51What the hell, Paxton?
01:01:57Why don't you block me?
01:01:58I'm throwing, stupid.
01:02:00You need this more than I do.
01:02:01Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:02You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:04Dude, this is for real, man.
01:02:06I just don't want it anymore.
01:02:08All right?
01:02:08It's cool.
01:02:09Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:02:16Ow!
01:02:17Ow!
01:02:17Ow!
01:02:18My ankle!
01:02:19Ow!
01:02:19I'm done!
01:02:20My ankle!
01:02:20What are you doing?
01:02:22Get up!
01:02:22I can beat your ass some other day.
01:02:24I'm going to prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:02:27What?
01:02:28Oh, God!
01:02:29Oh, God!
01:02:30I'm done.
01:02:31I lost.
01:02:32Oh, my stomach!
01:02:33Oh, no!
01:02:35Jack's the winner.
01:02:36No!
01:02:37I lost!
01:02:38You win!
01:02:40Paxton won!
01:02:41I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:02:46It's a draw!
01:02:51I won't.
01:02:51Yes!
01:02:52Oh, my God!
01:02:59That was amazing!
01:03:01What the hell was that?
01:03:03I don't, I don't even know.
01:03:05I guess we, I guess we, who cares?
01:03:07Good news! The gym is rich again.
01:03:15Vic's parents, they agreed to invest.
01:03:18You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:03:21Dad, don't do that. Just send them to jail.
01:03:25Honey, it's money!
01:03:29Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:03:34You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:35Not as individual fighters.
01:03:37But you made us so much money!
01:03:41I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:03:44A team?
01:03:46Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:03:51What's seven more continents, right?
01:03:52So long as this oath agrees.
01:03:55What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:03:56Great form, Becca.
01:04:08Thanks, Angie.
01:04:09I had a great teacher.
01:04:11All right.
01:04:12That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:04:15I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high heel can be when used as a weapon.
01:04:20Hey, future wife.
01:04:27Hey.
01:04:29How's class going?
01:04:31Really great.
01:04:33Cool.
01:04:33Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:37Let him have his fun.
01:04:41Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:04:43The world championship fighters tonight.
01:04:45Come on, let's go!
01:04:46Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:03Come on!
01:05:03Still got to win, man.
01:05:04Dude, has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:07Come on.
01:05:09Speaking of doubts, how are you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:12Come on, let me straight.
01:05:13Nah, I don't know, man.
01:05:14I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys.
01:05:18They protect the little guys!
01:05:19I get it.
01:05:19Come on, I get it.
01:05:25Man, I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:05:29Me too.
01:05:29Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:05:32Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals.
01:05:41You ready?
01:05:43I was born ready.
01:05:44Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:05:49Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy, Jack Kurtz and Daxton Whitlock!
01:05:57Woo!
01:05:58Woo!
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