00:00You have a mother and a son who are at odds.
00:03Your job as the daughter-in-law, even if you hate your mother-in-law with a passion,
00:08is to encourage peace in the family.
00:11I would smile, be grateful that my mother-in-law is posh freaking spice.
00:17That's cooler than any other mother-in-law I know.
00:19I just always, I believe in bride's rights.
00:21And I think that when you're the bride for your wedding, you need to get what you want.
00:27He said,
00:28that his mom prevented them from having this like a very romantic dance and that
00:36Sexy dance.
00:37He basically said that his mom gave him a lap dance.
00:40Like this feels like it belongs in your diary.
00:42She called Victoria out in the press at one point and basically said that Victoria's
00:47atelier couldn't handle the making of the dress.
00:51It conflicts with what she said on the record in the past to Vogue about the design process
00:57taking a year with Valentino.
00:59She already sort of had given her a dig, but then to like turn the knife when they had
01:05their vow renewal where Victoria and David were not invited, she wore her mom's dress
01:10and dyed her hair brown.
01:12Weddings are very stressful, even when you have a gazillion dollars.
01:16When you fire wedding planners, it's really hard to hammer down those details.
01:19Sometimes parents get a little too involved.
01:22This is actually an alternate theory that we should investigate.
01:25Sometimes DJs or bands don't do what they're supposed to at weddings.
01:29But what if Mark Anthony got confused?
01:32Maybe the like binder wasn't super clear and he thought that it was for Victoria or he just
01:37went off script because they're BFFs.
01:39Like what if it's all, it was just Mark Anthony trying to be like playful and fun and he didn't
01:44get the proper run of show or the wedding planner wasn't doing her job.
01:49So you're saying that perhaps this was all a really terrible misunderstanding caused by
01:55a very confused Mark Anthony.
01:57Mark Anthony just out here ruining families without.
02:00Evidently.
02:01To know.
02:01Calling Victoria, and this is a real quote, the most beautiful woman in the room on her
02:08daughter-in-law's wedding night who there is some clear tension with.
02:13That's messy.
02:14That's messy.
02:15If the tears in the family fabric are that big, starting with a wedding, when budget
02:22is unlimited, there's going to be a problem.
02:25It is only going to get worse, especially when children come into the picture.
02:29Oh, that makes me really sad.
02:31It does because, oh my God, Grandma Posh Spice, Grammy Spice.
02:35What do you, wait, what do you think they would call her?
02:38Oh my God, they're going to call her Old Spice.
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