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01:30Hey yo, look out down below. Here he comes, Banana Slammer Kong. Come on, go zero. Hey yo, Donkey Kong. Let's go, let's go. Here he comes, Banana Slammer.
01:44The measurement of the elliptical path
02:11between the sun and the moon.
02:19That's it? I figured it out once again. I'm the superior, Simeon. The head, Banana. The celestial chimp of cosmic genius.
02:33Hey, Cranky, are you practicing moves for a new dance?
02:37No, I was figuring out the eclipse, you twits.
02:41Eclipse? Cool.
02:43What's an eclipse? It's lights out, which is what you'll get if you don't quit monkeying around.
02:49Did you finally figure out what time the eclipse will happen, Cranky?
02:53Huh? In exactly four days at 3.35 PM.
02:57Hey, just in time for the annual Donkey Kong challenge. Hmm, maybe I should challenge DK. You know, give him the old one, two, wham bam.
03:07Hey, Cranky, what's the point of the challenge anyway?
03:11To keep DK on his toes. The future ruler of Kongo Bongo has to be in top form if he's gonna protect the crystal coconut.
03:18You mean, if DK lost the challenge, he wouldn't be future ruler anymore?
03:23That's right.
03:25Ha! No one ever challenges DK. He's the biggest, strongest ape on all of Kongo Bongo.
03:31But even the biggest, strongest apes have to keep up with their training.
03:38Yeah, fifty-seven?
03:43Well, if it ain't old Mela Yella. Now, it's just you and me.
03:52Oh no! My insides are turning to mush!
03:56That's right. Then Yella. And you always been Yella. Now, I'm gonna finish you all.
04:05Looks like you've already finished off half the banana plantation, DK.
04:09Hey, little buddy. You're just in time to see me break my old record.
04:14Number fifty-eight?
04:16Yup. I'm going for broke.
04:19And I'm going for cover!
04:21Fifty-eight!
04:24A new record!
04:31Hey, uh, aren't you supposed to be training for the annual Donkey Kong challenge?
04:36What for?
04:37I'm the biggest, strongest ape on all of Kongo Bongo.
04:41That's what I said!
04:43Who's gonna challenge me?
04:45Who's gonna challenge me?
04:47I'm waiting!
04:48I'm waiting!
04:49Grosja!
04:50You see the problem?
04:51I see lots of wires.
04:54Then pick one before I pickle you!
05:00Finally!
05:01Everything's right again.
05:04Everything's right again.
05:08Not everything!
05:11Now then, I have a very important announcement to make, so listen up!
05:17I, King Karul, Supreme Master of Evil, would like to announce that I'm abandoning my quest for the Crystal Coconut!
05:27Oh, Sigh, it ain't so, you're sinister slipperator!
05:31I've got a new strategy!
05:33The ultimate plan!
05:35Instead of stealing the Crystal Coconut, I'm going to make the apes give it to me!
05:40Fair and square!
05:42I am going to enter the annual Donkey Kong Challenge!
05:50You are brave, sir!
05:52But what if you don't win?
05:54Can I be king?
05:55I'm not the one who will challenge Donkey Kong!
05:58Well then, who then, your Supreme Scaliness?
06:12I've survived a volcano and flood, I was swallowed by a great white shark!
06:33Hitched a ride on a tornado's tail, outrun an avalanche in the dark!
06:41I'm the Kung Fu master, so mean and tough, and so bad, I scare myself!
06:58I've been taught by a fuchsius, who says, the mind must be sharp as a wisdom tooth!
07:06I can chop down a tree with bare hands, I've been trained in a jitsu kung fu!
07:13He's so mean and he's so tough!
07:17He's so bad, he scares himself!
07:21I'm the Kung Fu master, so mean and tough!
07:25I'm so bad, I scare myself!
07:29I'm the Kung Fu Master, so mean and tough
07:34I'm so bad, I scare myself
07:38My success is imminent
07:47Kung Fu wins the challenge
07:50And I win the prize
07:52The Crystal Coconut
07:55DK, what's the matter?
08:04Oh, I ache all over
08:06That's the sign of a good muscle workout
08:09Not my muscles, my stomach
08:12DK broke his old banana record
08:16You ate 58 bananas?
08:20But bananas make me strong
08:23Only if you exercise, you big dope
08:28You were supposed to be training
08:30For the annual Donkey Kong challenge
08:32What for?
08:33Who's gonna challenge me?
08:35Me
08:36That's right
08:45Don't worry, guys
08:55I can get into shape again
08:57No problem
08:58All I need is a couple of more
09:01Aha, here it is
09:06The official rulebook says
09:08The challenge is made up of three contests
09:10Now I have to win three contests?
09:14No, you dope
09:15You only have to win two out of three
09:17So, if we rule out the contest of the body
09:20We're left with
09:22The contest of the mind
09:25Uh, what's the third one?
09:29The contest of the heart
09:31I think we should cover all the bases
09:36If we want DK to win
09:38Then why don't we each take a category
09:40And help coach DK?
09:41Great idea, Candy
09:43You take the contest of the heart
09:46I'll take the mind
09:47And Diddy can take the body
09:49Whoa
09:49Whoa
09:50Whoa
09:50Whoa
09:51Whoa
09:52Uh, sir
09:57When you volunteered us
09:59To help, uh, Kung Fu train
10:01Ram, will you be quiet?
10:04You're breaking Kung Fu's concentration
10:07Oh, a new chopping record, Kung Fu
10:21Oh, such strength
10:23Such power
10:24Such precision
10:25Donkey Kong won't know what hit him
10:30I can vouch for that
10:3333, 34, 35
10:39DK, you're doing great
10:41This morning you could barely lift a barrel
10:43Now look at you
10:45I know, I'm pumped
10:47I'm back in the driver's seat, little buddy
10:49King of Kong
10:50Thriller Gorilla
10:52Well, no wonder it's so easy
10:55The barrel's empty
10:57I thought it was kind of light
10:59Oh, great
11:01There goes the contest of the body
11:04Don't worry, little buddy
11:06There's still the other contest
11:08That's right
11:09There's still the contest of the mind
11:12Yeah, yeah
11:13The contest of the mind
11:15What's that one about again?
11:20We'll now commence with part two of the training
11:23Contest of the mind
11:25Yes
11:26Let's
11:28We'll start off with a little brain teaser
11:30From my trusty tome
11:32Meditating monks who write riddles in their spare time
11:36What runs but never gets out of breath
11:42Oh, oh, I know
11:43You and your long-winded speeches
11:47Good
11:49Simple
11:50Water
11:51Oh, ha, ha, ha, brilliant
11:53I know
11:54I wrote it
11:55Okay, Donkey Kong
11:58Here's a brain teaser for you
12:00What kind of running means walking
12:03I give up, what?
12:05You're supposed to answer it
12:06Not me, you numbskull
12:08Oh, yeah, right
12:10Okay
12:11What kind of running means walking?
12:15What kind of running means...
12:18The answer is running out of gas
12:21Oh
12:22I don't get my...
12:26I think we can rule out any hope of winning the contest of the mind
12:32Things aren't looking so good, are they?
12:39The particles called electrons turned out to be negatively charged
12:43And have a mass of about 1 1,800th of a single hydrogen atom
12:47Electrons are also fundamental chargers in static electricity
12:51This is best demonstrated by rubbing one's foot along a carpet
12:55Then touching an object
12:56Bravo!
12:59That Neanderthal Donkey Kong doesn't stand a chance at winning the contest of the mind
13:05He may be strong and smart, but he's got no heart
13:09Fathead has a point
13:10Not if you guarantee that upon winning the crystal coconut
13:17You will give it away
13:19Donating it out of the goodness of your heart
13:22And who better to donate it to
13:26Than me
13:28I'm all messed up, Candy
13:35I can't believe I let myself get soft
13:38I just never thought anyone would challenge me
13:42Donkey Kong
13:43There's more to the challenge than just having muscles
13:46There's strength of the heart
13:48You gotta realize that your strength comes from inside of you
13:59You can win with heart if you just stay true
14:06Don't lose faith in yourself when all seems lost and you're feeling blue
14:15Just don't lose heart
14:18It'll all come through
14:22I know I'm gonna get my butt kicked tonight
14:29I'll be in so much pain, I will hardly stand up right
14:37I'm gonna take a fashion
14:41He's gonna pound me to dust
14:45By the time he's finished pounding
14:49You'll never recognize me
14:54Be strong
14:55And soon I'll be coming on my boots
14:59Just don't lose heart
15:01Keep your head up
15:04So he can knock it off my shoulders
15:06You'll be back on your feet
15:10In crutches
15:12Cranky Kong
15:17Oh, Cranky
15:19Isn't there anything we can do for him?
15:21Troops
15:27In light of my imminent victory
15:29I feel it is appropriate to announce that I will be streamlining our operation
15:35Kong Fu will be taking over as general and bodyguard
15:40But your massiveness
15:45A body like yours could use two bodyguards
15:48How about just one guarding the front door?
15:52Well, well
15:53What do we have here?
15:55Come to grovel for mercy?
15:58No, I'm here to warn you
16:01Warn us?
16:02Uh-huh
16:03DK is in such killer shape
16:06He could knock Kong Fu down for the count
16:08But if you back off
16:11He might let you go with just a warning this time
16:14What do you say?
16:16Cranky
16:17Okay, then
16:23We could postpone the challenge
16:25Say, um, a year
16:27Yeah, a year
16:28You know, make the fight fair and square
16:30Okay, fine
16:37You'll be sorry
16:39I was just trying to give you a break
16:41Ha-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
16:43How be I give Donkey Kong a break?
16:47A whole lot of breaks
16:48Breaks, not to mention some lumps, bumps, and bruises.
16:53But when I'm...
16:54He killed him.
16:57Clump, stop sniveling.
17:00It's not me, sir.
17:02It must be crusher.
17:04Nope, not me.
17:07Then who?
17:10It was him.
17:12Oh, liar, liar, fall on fire.
17:15And he let the little monkey get away, too.
17:19Never mind about Diddy.
17:21It's time to go to the battlefield.
17:23Let's show Donkey Kong who rules.
17:28DK, I've got great news.
17:31No news is going to cheer me up.
17:34I've got a plan how you can beat Kung Fu.
17:37Yeah?
17:38Oh, little buddy, that's great.
17:41I knew I could count on you.
17:42That's what sidekicks are for.
17:45So, what's the plan?
17:49Well, first we gotta get Cranky and Candy to stall the contest.
17:52Since when does the Donkey Kong challenge include a pre-game show?
18:12It doesn't.
18:13They're stalling.
18:15Bravo!
18:15Good.
18:16Bravo!
18:17Good.
18:17All right, all right.
18:20Let's get on with the main event, shall we?
18:22What do we do now, little buddy?
18:24All we have to do is stall.
18:26According to the official rule book,
18:28if that yellow-bellied Neanderthal Donkey Kong doesn't show up,
18:33then I win by default.
18:36We gotta go out or else Karua wins.
18:39No sweat.
18:41Just tell me what to do to beat Kung Fu.
18:43I haven't figured that part out yet,
18:45but you go on ahead.
18:46Huh?
18:48Donkey Kong, you made it!
18:50Boo!
18:52Make way for the champ!
18:54Hongo Bongo's the biggest, the strongest eight.
18:58I don't get it.
18:59Yeah, what's this plan of yours?
19:01All we gotta do is keep Kung Fu busy with the other two contests.
19:05Trust me!
19:06But DK can't win the contest of the mind.
19:10Trust me.
19:10Come on, come on!
19:11Let's get on with it!
19:12I want to see Donkey Kong laid out!
19:15We, the challenge-ees,
19:16choose to begin with the contest of the mind.
19:20Boo!
19:20Yes!
19:21Cheetah, cheetah, banana bread eater!
19:24You can do it, DK.
19:25Just take your time.
19:26Question.
19:28How many pieces of string would it take to reach the moon?
19:34One concillion, three hundred and forty-two million, seven hundred and sixty-five.
19:39Eh, wrong.
19:41Woo-hoo!
19:42Loser!
19:44Same question, Kung Fu.
19:46How many pieces of string would it take to reach the moon?
19:51Hiya!
19:53No!
19:53The answer is one, one piece of string.
19:58If it was long enough.
20:00He's right, DK.
20:04He's not only right.
20:06He's the winner of the contest of the mind.
20:10Whatever your plan is, it's not working.
20:12My plan will work.
20:15All you have to do is stall the contest of the body.
20:18And now for the contest of the heart.
20:21No way.
20:23You chose the last contest, so I choose this one.
20:26And I choose the one where Donkey Kong gets beaten to a pulp.
20:30The contest of the body.
20:33DK, you've got to hold off Kung Fu for as long as you can.
20:43Oh, no!
20:45Kung Fu!
20:45Kung Fu!
20:47Kung Fu!
20:47Kung Fu!
20:48Kung Fu!
20:50Kung Fu!
20:53Hiya!
20:55Oh!
20:57Come on!
21:00Get up!
21:00You'll miss the big finale!
21:02I'll finish you off!
21:08I can't bear to watch!
21:10Me neither!
21:11Five, four, three, two...
21:15The eclipse!
21:183.35pm exactly!
21:20So that was your plan!
21:23Yep!
21:24And it worked!
21:26Oh, and wait!
21:28It gets better!
21:31Why?
21:32Kung Fu's afraid of the dark!
21:34Heh heh!
21:35I knew it was him!
21:36Why?
21:37He's nothing but a big sissy!
21:39Get up, you spineless worm!
21:42Why, he's yellow-bellied and lily-lebbled!
21:45Ha ha ha!
21:46He's a girly ape!
21:49Suck it to him, DK!
21:50Wham!
21:51Wham!
21:51Bam!
21:52Bam!
21:52Yeah!
21:53Finish him off!
21:54You'll win the challenge, DK!
21:55I can't hit an ape when he's down.
22:01Huh?
22:02The contest of the heart!
22:05Donkey Kong won!
22:07I did?
22:08He did?
22:09Yeah!
22:09DK showed real heart for not taking advantage of his opponent when he was down.
22:15Look at him!
22:15Ha ha ha!
22:16You're my baby!
22:17Ha ha ha!
22:18Ha ha ha!
22:19DK!
22:20You did it!
22:21You won!
22:21You won!
22:22Banana Slimmer!
22:23Now all I gotta do is...
22:27Beat you up!
22:29Ha ha ha!
22:30Ha ha ha ha!
22:31Ha ha ha!
22:32Ha ha ha ha!
22:33Ha ha ha!
22:34Ha ha ha!
22:35Now what was that about, a spineless worm, yellow-bellied?
22:40Find another chump to do your dirty work!
22:45I forfeit!
22:46What?
22:47You can't do that!
22:48Hey!
22:49Come on!
22:50Do that!
22:51Hey!
22:52Come back here!
22:53That means DK wins by default!
22:57Woohoo!
22:58That's my toy!
23:00Hooray!
23:01Thank you!
23:02Thank you!
23:03Thank you!
23:04Clump!
23:05Crusher!
23:06Back to the mines!
23:08By the time we get there, I'll have thought of some way that I can blame all of this on
23:14you two homespun idiots!
23:16Yes, sir!
23:18Hip-hop!
23:19Hip-hop!
23:20You don't have the coconut!
23:22Well, DK, I hope you learned how important it is to keep in shape!
23:28I sure did!
23:29And to prove it, tomorrow I'm starting my training for next year's challenge!
23:33That's great!
23:34But first, I want to see if I can break my old banana record!
23:37Donkey Kong!
23:38What?
23:39What?
23:40Haaa!
23:41Haoa!
23:42Haaaa!
23:43Haaa!
23:44Haaa haaa!
23:45Haaaa!
23:46Haaaaaaaa!
23:48Haaa!
23:49Haaaaaa!
23:51Haaa!
23:52Haa!
23:53But you've just spent the last 3 days with Donkey Kong!
23:54But you've just spent the last three days with Donkey Kong.
24:04Yeah, three days of solid rain cooped up in here.
24:07But this is my first day off in weeks, Diddy.
24:11And I plan to spend my afternoon with my boyfriend.
24:15Yeah? Well, I plan to spend my afternoon with my best buddy.
24:19Yeah? Well, he'd rather spend time with me.
24:23Oh, you think so, Candy?
24:25Ah, well, I know for a fact he'd rather spend time with me.
24:30It's so nice to be popular.
24:32Tell her, DK. Tell Candy you'd rather be with me.
24:36Well, I, uh...
24:38Tell him, Donkey Kong. Tell Diddy you'd much rather be with me.
24:42Well, uh, uh, well, uh, well, this is...
24:45Quit your blabbering, Donkey Kong.
24:47I walked that miserable butt of yours in my cabin yesterday.
24:50Now move it, quick.
24:51Nice to see you, too.
24:55Gotta go.
24:56You know how cranky cranky gets when you, uh, keeping me alive.
25:01Wait him.
25:01Wait him.
25:01Wait him.
25:01I don't know what you got brewing,
25:12But I know what DK's doing.
25:14He's gonna spend time watching monkey movies with me.
25:18Oh, please. I don't think so.
25:20My man's gonna eat like a beast.
25:22Cause I prepared a banana feast.
25:25I'm gonna treat him like the king he is.
25:29Huh, we'll see about that.
25:30You don't seem to understand.
25:33Get it through your head if you can.
25:36Didn't you see the look in his eyes?
25:38Girl, it's time for you to get wise.
25:41That's why he'd rather be with me.
25:44I know what he wants, cause a girl can't tell.
25:49Only a buddy knows him well.
25:51My love is the food that feeds his heart.
25:54With snacks and sodas, you'll never tear us apart.
25:56I'll tell you what he needs as we romance.
25:59Up against TV, you don't stand a chance.
26:02He gave me that look.
26:03That was dirt in his eye.
26:04I can read him like a book.
26:05Guys will always be guys.
26:07He wants me, you pine-sized egg.
26:09It's time for me to set you straight.
26:12That's why he'd rather be with me.
26:15That's why he'd rather be with me.
26:18That's why he'd rather be with me.
26:20Ha, see what I mean?
26:23That's why he'd rather be with me.
26:26With you?
26:26Yeah, me.
26:27We'll see.
26:28That's why he'd rather be with me.
26:31Ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:37Well, General Klump.
26:42Well, what, King Karrouza?
26:44You're a general.
26:46Generals usually have plans.
26:49You know?
26:50Tactics?
26:51Maneuvers?
26:53What is your plan, Klump?
26:56Uh, plan?
26:57A plan to get that crystal coconut away
27:01from those banana-munching mammals.
27:04Oh, a plan?
27:06Yes, sir.
27:06Uh, priority one.
27:08Uh, initiate possible offensive strategies,
27:10factor estimated casualties,
27:13acceptable losses, and...
27:14Just keep it simple, Klump.
27:18Like you.
27:20That's an affirmative, sir.
27:25Any suggestions?
27:27Start by spying on those Kong-founded apes.
27:32See what they're up to.
27:33Spy, sir?
27:35Yes, sir.
27:36Yes, sir.
27:37Yes, sir.
27:38Spy.
27:45How am I going to choose between Candy and Diddy?
27:49What kept you?
27:50I've got personal problems, Cranky.
27:53You got problems, huh?
27:55Watch this.
27:58These blasted trigger barrels are seized up.
28:01Leave it to me, old-timer.
28:02You're right, Cranky.
28:05You're right, Cranky.
28:10Of course I'm right.
28:11Rust it out, because of all the darn rain.
28:14That means the traps are...
28:15Useless, like a lot of other things around here.
28:18And if King Karul finds out our defenses are down...
28:21If he tries to get his scaly claws on the crystal coconut, he'll have to get past me first.
28:31But maybe you can keep an eye on things for a while.
28:34See, I gotta go and explain something to Candy and Diddy.
28:37You see?
28:37No!
28:38You see?
28:39What we need are two new trigger barrels.
28:42The barrel factory.
28:44You've got just enough time to get there before Bluster shuts it down for the weekend.
28:47You can can on me.
28:56And no stopping along the way!
28:59Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
29:08Donkey Kong!
29:10Candy?
29:16So, are we on for this afternoon?
29:20On?
29:21A special lunch at my place.
29:24But...
29:24Just the two of us, Donkey Kong.
29:26Real romantic.
29:28But Candy, I...
29:29You mean you don't want to spend time with me?
29:32It's not that.
29:33I love to spend time with you.
29:35Great.
29:36See you there!
29:37But...
29:37But...
29:38Don't be late!
29:41Oh, great.
29:43Now what am I going to tell Diddy?
29:48Diddy's a good buddy.
29:50He'll understand.
29:52Yo, DK!
29:53Diddy!
29:54Lookin' for me, right?
30:00Well, yeah.
30:01About this afternoon.
30:03See, I told Candy...
30:05That you'd be spending it hanging with me, watching TV.
30:08Well, no.
30:09I...
30:09So you don't want to hang with me?
30:12No, Diddy.
30:13I love hanging with you.
30:15Say no more, buddy boy.
30:17I'll warm up the TV and chill the sodas.
30:19But see you there.
30:21Oh, now I'm really over a barrel.
30:24The trickle barrels!
30:25Bluster!
30:36Bluster!
30:37Am I glad you're here?
30:40Hmm, that makes one of us.
30:41I need two trickle barrels right away.
30:44Too bad.
30:45We're closed.
30:47Closed?
30:48Oh, come on, Bluster.
30:50Cut me a little slack.
30:51It's just two.
30:52Please spare me your woes.
30:55Thanks to your girlfriend, Candy, and her day off,
30:59Mother made me take over the morning shift.
31:02I had to operate a machine, of all things.
31:05I even got a blister on my pinky.
31:09Bluster, please.
31:10Just two barrels.
31:12If you think I'm going back in that wretched place
31:14to make you two barrels, Donkey Kong,
31:17you're barking up the wrong banana tree.
31:20But, Bluster!
31:21Come back Monday.
31:23I'm sure Candy will be pleased to make your barrels.
31:28But, Bluster, this is an emergency.
31:30So's my weekend hot tub.
31:32Oh, Cranky told me not to stop along the way.
31:38Now what am I supposed to do?
31:39With none of Cranky's traps working,
31:41the Crystal Coconut is an open target.
31:44I think I'll have a plan.
31:47Oh, yeah.
31:58More bananas.
32:02I'm going to need all the strength I can muster
32:04if I'm going to tell Cranky he's defenseless till Monday.
32:08And what about Diddy and Candy?
32:14Oh, time to quit stalling.
32:17I can just hear Cranky now.
32:20When are you going to learn to use your head,
32:21you big...
32:22Guess I'm learning to use my head after all.
32:32Candy's workstation.
32:34Let me see if I can remember how she said it worked.
32:37Great.
32:38Now, barrel type.
32:41Um...
32:41Trigger barrel.
32:42Number of barrels.
32:44Um...
32:45Two.
32:45And a couple of extras.
32:48Banana Slammer!
32:50Now to take care of Candy and Diddy.
32:53Everything is under coro-
32:54Almost.
33:01Today, we launch our biggest attack ever!
33:07This mission will mark the end of Congo Bongo Monkey Business
33:12and the beginning of Reptilian Rule!
33:16Yeah, sure!
33:20Fill them in on the details of the plan, clump.
33:25Advance Guard A will reconnoiter with rear platoon B
33:29advancing in parallel stages to flank point position.
33:34Keep it simple!
33:37We're going to Cranky's cabin to take the Crystal Coconut.
33:39Any questions?
33:42Donkey Kong!
33:48For a minute there, I thought you weren't coming.
33:51I'm here, all right, but I can't stay long.
33:54But I've made a 12-course meal.
33:5612 courses?
33:58Banana dip, creme de banana soup,
34:00banana souffle with stuffed-baked banana puree,
34:02a side of banana-
34:03Salt!
34:04What?
34:05And a pepper!
34:07But-
34:07Don't worry, I'll get him.
34:09But-
34:10Hey, DK, you made it!
34:21Yep.
34:21I'm here, little buddy, but I can't stay for a whole lot of time.
34:25But the Super Monkey Movie Bananarama's about to start!
34:2812 hours of non-stop movies!
34:31Uh, chips!
34:33What?
34:33Yeah, banana chips!
34:35Munchies!
34:36But-
34:36Don't worry, I'll get him.
34:38But-
34:38I'm back!
34:48What's that?
34:52Banana chips?
34:54You brought snack food?
34:56But I've got a 12-course lunch in the oven!
34:59Oh, you know what they say.
35:02Banana chips go with everything.
35:05I thought you were getting the salt.
35:08I knew I forgot something.
35:10I'll be right back.
35:11Donkey Kong!
35:15Come on, DK, the first movie's already started!
35:19Where are the chips?
35:21Oops.
35:22Be right back.
35:22Ah!
35:47Guess I pushed too many buttons!
35:48How am I going to get two of these trigger barrels to Cranky?
35:54Now, Cranky would say, use your head!
35:59That's it!
36:01Luster's Rocket Delivery Service!
36:03I just have to punch in Cranky's address,
36:06push the big red button,
36:08and they'll be there in no time!
36:10Now, where's the big red-
36:12Ah-ha!
36:13Beep-beep!
36:15Ugh!
36:16Donkey Kong, you did it again.
36:38Everything's set to install the new trigger barrels.
36:41Where is that, Donkey Kong?
36:43That's what I want to know!
36:45Where is that so-called pal-o-mine?
36:49We were watching movies and some-
36:51Watching movies!
36:52Oh, right!
36:53Where is he?
36:55Where is that so-called boyfriend of mine?
36:58We were having lunch!
37:00Having lunch?
37:01Watching movies?
37:02Movies?
37:03Uh, lunch?
37:04Movies?
37:06Lunch?
37:07Movies?
37:09Lunch?
37:10Enough!
37:11The fate of Kongo-Bongo Island is at stake!
37:28Look at that!
37:29I send him to get some trigger barrels for my traps,
37:31and he winds up getting himself trapped inside the trigger barrel!
37:35Well, he can stay in there for all I care.
37:38Fine with me!
37:39No!
37:40I have to get the barrels before Karul tries one of his sneaky attacks,
37:44and steals the crystal coconut!
37:46Hold the fork!
37:55Those slippery salamanders could attack any time!
38:00So that's how he does it!
38:03Cool!
38:04Whoa!
38:09Hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop,
38:12run a granite coconut,
38:14crew!
38:14Halt!
38:15So, everyone knows the plan?
38:18Yes, sir!
38:19King Karul, sir!
38:21Excellent!
38:23Now get moving!
38:24Hip-hop, hip-hop,
38:26run a granite coconut,
38:28hip-hop, hip-hop,
38:29hip-hop, run a granite coconut,
38:30hip-hop, hip-hop,
38:30run a granite coconut,
38:31not a chorus line!
38:33One banana,
38:37one little banana.
38:38That's all I need to bust out of here.
38:40That's your problem.
38:42You got bananas on the brain.
38:44Cranky?
38:45Is that you?
38:46No, I'm your fairy god monkey,
38:48come to tuck you in.
38:50Are you ever a sight for sore eyes?
38:53And sore eyes is about all I can see of you!
38:56So quit your whining,
38:57and let's figure out a way to get you out of there!
38:59Hop, hip-hop, hip-hop.
39:01Where are they, Candy?
39:03Something must have happened.
39:06What's that?
39:07I said something must have...
39:08No, that!
39:09Get up, hip-hop, hip-hop.
39:11Yikes!
39:12I said quiet!
39:15Cranky?
39:15Creators?
39:16What are we gonna do?
39:18I got an idea. Hold him off.
39:21Me? What about you?
39:25So you see, Cranky, it's all set up.
39:27All you gotta do is push the rocket delivery button.
39:30I'm just a hologram.
39:33That makes two of us...
39:35Using the pistol?
39:37Diddy, push the big red button.
39:40He can't!
39:41You can be here, you can be there, anywhere.
39:49You can go, anyplace you wanna go, don't you know?
39:53You're just an image of yourself, floating in the air.
39:57Can't lift a thing, and you can't even comb your hair.
40:02A hologram is like a telegram.
40:05You can send it anywhere, but you're never gonna wear.
40:10You gotta realize your limitations when you're just in the air.
40:15Cap-ca-ru is a king!
40:18Hold on a second there, I'm not finished.
40:20Now, there was a... oh yeah.
40:22You can't feel bananas that you wanna eat.
40:25You can't feel the ground with your own two feet.
40:29You can't even eat bananas?
40:31Oh, how many times do I gotta tell you?
40:33Yes, God.
40:34A-ca-ru...
40:36A-ca-ru...
40:36A-ca-ru...
40:37A hologram is like a telegram.
40:40You can send it anywhere, but you're not really there.
40:45You can't touch anything.
40:47How much longer should I see?
40:48Don't you understand that holograms can't push red buttons?
40:56Cap-ca-ru's attacking!
40:57Why didn't you just say so in the first place?
41:00Candy's trying to hold him off!
41:02Candy?
41:03Get me out of here.
41:05Sorry, but you're on your own.
41:07And so are we.
41:08Come on, Candy.
41:09I... I gotta go, King Candy.
41:10But how am I gonna get out of here?
41:12You'll scare him!
41:15Thanks.
41:16For certain these traps are not functioning, Clump
41:23Yes, King Karol, sir
41:25Then I suggest we march in there
41:27And take what's rightfully theirs
41:30They're almost here
41:32Oh, I hope this works
41:34117 sound effects
41:37If this doesn't scare them
41:39I'll try opera music
41:40Shall we knock?
41:42Or barge in and scare the old goat half to death?
41:46Counter-attack, take cover!
41:53So far, so good
41:55Look at this mess
41:59Bluster, is that you?
42:01I knew you'd be up to some sort of monkey business or other Donkey Kong
42:05I was right
42:06I caught you red-handed
42:08Let me out, Bluster
42:10I can explain
42:11You mean, you can't get out?
42:14No, I...
42:15Well, in that case, explain all you want
42:18On Monday, a few days in there should teach you a lesson
42:22You can't just leave me!
42:24Oh, no?
42:26Watch me
42:27Use your head, Donkey Kong
42:30Use your...
42:31That's it?
42:32Okay, leave me here till Monday
42:35But I don't know who's going to pay for all these barrels
42:40Pay?
42:41What do you mean, someone's got to pay?
42:44Well, Cranky ordered them
42:46But he said he wasn't paying a dime
42:49Unless he got same-day delivery
42:51Mother will blow a gasket
42:53Oh, this isn't a counterattack
42:57We've walked into a well-planned ambush
42:59Where did our military intelligence break down?
43:08New plan?
43:13Hit the deck!
43:14Take cover!
43:15They're using heavy artillery!
43:17You're back!
43:19You're back!
43:20And about time!
43:21My sound effects record!
43:23Good thinking, Candy!
43:25It's holding them off so far, Cranky
43:28Uh-oh
43:31What?
43:33We've been duped!
43:35I'm not amused by your little deception!
43:38I suggest you brace yourself for a real battle!
43:44Do pigs bite?
43:46I bite!
43:47So you better get in there now!
43:50We're finished!
43:51We're finished!
43:53Doomed!
43:54A rocket!
43:56Oh, what now?
44:00What now?
44:07It's coming!
44:09No!
44:10No!
44:16Two new trigger barrels!
44:17Right on time!
44:18And right on target!
44:20Ha ha ha ha!
44:21But where's Donkey Kong?
44:23Banana!
44:25That's my cue!
44:28Like you!
44:35Thanks, little buddy!
44:37Well, don't just sit there!
44:39See if the new barrels work!
44:40You don't have to ask twice!
44:42You plan!
44:45You plan!
44:46You plan!
44:47You plan!
44:48Critters!
44:49Attack!
44:54Attack the other way!
44:55Don't just stand the club!
44:58No longer stand it!
44:59AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
45:01CRUSHER!
45:02CRUSHER!
45:03CRUSHER!
45:04CRUSHER!
45:05Go for ride!
45:06CRUSHER!
45:07CRUSHER!
45:08CRUSHER!
45:09Go for ride!
45:10CRUSHER!
45:11CRUSHER!
45:13I'll be back!
45:15CRUSHER!
45:16I'll be back.
45:20You did it, Donkey Kong.
45:27Yeah, way to go, big guy.
45:29You saved the day.
45:31Because I used my head.
45:35Well, you did get the trigger barrels.
45:38I only needed two, not 2,000.
45:41That reminds me.
45:43Blessed have only me to give you this.
45:46He says it's due in 30 days.
45:49Donkey Kong!
46:16He says it's due in 30 days.
46:18He says it's due in 30 days.
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