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00:00Right, Johannes.
00:02Don't forget your aftershave and anti-snoring nasal strips.
00:07Thank you, Bucky.
00:08And your athlete's foot spray.
00:10Oh, yeah. It really flared up under my bandage,
00:12but I guess if you get a fungus hot and damp, you're gonna have issues, eh?
00:18I'm not gonna miss sharing a bathroom with four people.
00:21But I'm really gonna miss you.
00:24Oh, I'm gonna miss you too!
00:27If you will live on the other side of London.
00:29Actually, Amanda, I got you a little surprise.
00:32Oh.
00:33As a thank you for looking after me while I was recovering from my war wound.
00:36To be honest, it was a snake bite.
00:38The snake went to war with me, Amanda. It wanted me dead.
00:43Ta-da!
00:47Oh, my God, Johannes!
00:50Yeah, it's a hybrid, like us.
00:53Because I love petrol and you love electric.
00:55And look, look, look.
00:56It's got a personalised number plate.
01:00It says sensuous.
01:02Yeah, it does.
01:03But my business is senuous.
01:05I don't see what you're saying.
01:07I don't want to be difficult, but it's got too many fives.
01:10It should be 5-EN-U-0-U-5.
01:13Well, you have to disguise some of the letters as numbers.
01:15No, I know that, sweetheart.
01:16But you've done 5-EN-5-U-0-U-5.
01:19And it should be 5-EN-U-0-U-5.
01:22Amanda, I'm confused.
01:24Do you want the car or not?
01:25Yes, I do.
01:26I love it.
01:27I love it.
01:28I love it.
01:29Oh!
01:30Oh!
01:31Oh!
01:32Oh, wow.
01:34You know when people say it's like watching a car crash in slow motion?
01:42This is what they mean.
01:43Ioannis bought her that.
01:44Apart from the fact I'm a massive lesbian, I do not understand what she sees in that huge
01:50plate of gamut.
01:51Yeah.
01:52I think we are all rooting for the snake.
01:55Hey-oh.
01:56Here she comes.
01:57Hi, Georgie.
01:58What's with the wristbands?
01:59I don't know.
02:00RSI, too much texting?
02:03Nice wheels, Amanda.
02:04Yeah.
02:05Little thank you from Ioannis for being his sexy Florence Nightingale.
02:08Christ, no one ever tell him they're going rape for a nurse.
02:10What's the price tag on that thing?
02:12Well, I didn't ask and I don't care.
02:14It's a very lovely gift.
02:18Diego.
02:1998 grand.
02:20Fee!
02:23I said I didn't care.
02:25Is it six figures with a sun roof yet?
02:27Hi!
02:28Hey, hey.
02:29Hey, Anne.
02:30Great news, you guys.
02:32The beer keller says they'll do us a keg of hoppy seconds at cost.
02:37What's this?
02:39Oh, we're just trying to organise the end of season awards.
02:41Party for the club.
02:42Yeah.
02:43Last year was such a blast.
02:44We're going for the same again.
02:45So, keg of beer, a bit of a barbecue.
02:47Mal and Ned's famous disco.
02:48Oh, Anne.
02:49No, come on.
02:50Surely we can aim a little higher than that.
02:52That's all the subs will cover, sadly.
02:54We're not exactly Tottenham's hot spur.
02:56How are you a coach?
02:59Well, if it's a money issue, we might be able to lend a hand.
03:03Uh, the royal we?
03:05Johannes and I.
03:06If you don't mind making a little donation, we wouldn't say no to some cav and a bucket
03:11of Haribo.
03:12Anne, that's not how you spend money.
03:13Aye!
03:14Hush, Spice!
03:15You blocked me in!
03:16It's fine.
03:17Senuous, move it or I'll slap your tyres!
03:18Actually, I'm going to move it.
03:19It's actually Senuous!
03:20The Middle Ess is a five!
03:24Mummy, I'm mid-collab.
03:25I know.
03:26I'm actually in the market for, um, a fizzy tab.
03:28You've got a fizzy tab.
03:29Look, if you're bored, why don't you give Fia a call and see if she's around?
03:33I'm not bored!
03:34I'm just thinking of you, all cooped up in your showroom.
03:37And I was thinking, you know, you're looking a bit...
03:39Thin?
03:40Tired.
03:41You've got bags under your eyes.
03:42Well, I'm fine.
03:44Amanda!
03:45Kate!
03:46I'm just thinking of you, all cooped up in your showroom.
03:49And I was thinking, you know, you're looking a bit...
03:51Thin?
03:52Tired.
03:53You've got bags under your eyes.
03:54Well, I'm fine.
03:56Amanda!
03:57Okay, I've got a go, Mum.
03:59Yes?
04:00Amanda, can you do a delivery for me to reach London?
04:03Do I look like a postman, Daniel?
04:05Look, it's 500 quid's worth of taps.
04:08They've asked for you by name.
04:09Who orders 500 pounds worth of taps?
04:20Oh, man!
04:23Worth every penny.
04:25The taps.
04:26The taps.
04:27I'm talking about the taps.
04:28Yohannes!
04:29I just miss this so much.
04:32Listen, Yohannes.
04:35I was wondering if you thought it'd be fun to sponsor the Kids Football Awards this year.
04:41Just because it's such a deprived area.
04:44And, um...
04:45Yeah.
04:46Sure.
04:47Really?
04:48Yeah.
04:49Oh.
04:50Well, they'll be thrilled.
04:52Could be a nice little, uh, send off.
04:55A what?
04:56Well, I've been thinking about your living situation and, uh...
04:59Oh, my God!
05:00You know how they just bought me a house?
05:01Oh, my God!
05:02Oh!
05:03I haven't bought you a house, Amanda.
05:04I've only just bought you a car!
05:05Oh!
05:06Greedy birdie.
05:07Now, these are the keys to this place.
05:08I thought you and the kids might like to move in.
05:09Oh!
05:10There's tons of space.
05:11Got a bathroom each.
05:12The guy upstairs lives in Singapore, and the guy downstairs had his assets frozen.
05:14So, talk about quiet.
05:15Yeah.
05:16And look at the view.
05:17You know we get seals here.
05:18What about you?
05:19What about you?
05:20What about you?
05:21What about you?
05:22What about you?
05:23What about you?
05:24What about you?
05:25What about you?
05:26What about you?
05:27What about you?
05:28What about you?
05:29What about you?
05:30It's frozen.
05:31So, talk about quiet.
05:32Yeah.
05:33And look at the view.
05:34You know we get seals here.
05:36What about the kids' schools?
05:38Ah.
05:39I'll just pay for St. Anthony's.
05:40It's much better than the dump they're at now.
05:42God.
05:43That's so kind.
05:45Can I think about it?
05:48Yeah, of course.
05:49It's a big step.
05:50Yes.
05:51For both of us.
05:52Fifty years of bachelor.
05:53I'm throwing my keys around willy-nilly.
05:55What have you done to me, Amanda?
05:57Lost my bloody mind.
05:58Yeah, Alice.
05:59Can we?
06:00Let's not say anything to the kids just yet.
06:02Just, like, they need to find the right time to talk to them about it.
06:06Anything from the lady.
06:11Oh, hey, hey, hey.
06:12Look, look, look, look.
06:13Look, I see him.
06:14Oh, wow.
06:15Look at that little fella.
06:16Oh.
06:18Oh, wait, wait.
06:19No, it's a, it's a tyre.
06:21Oh.
06:26Yeah, so why don't we just...
06:27Wait a couple more minutes until we have everyone in then.
06:31Sorry I'm late.
06:32Oh, sorry.
06:33Murder my co-lab.
06:34Put your pen.
06:35Sorry, Mada.
06:36I'll get off your way.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Okay.
06:39Oh.
06:40That's it.
06:41Great.
06:42Okay.
06:43Yeah.
06:44So, um, I think you all know Amanda, who has very kindly offered to sponsor this year's
06:48event.
06:49Namaste, guys.
06:50Just glad we can give something back.
06:51So, I think we can all agree that, like, last year's party was, uh, pretty awesome.
06:56So, as the old saying goes, you know, if it ain't broke, don't go tinkering with the
06:59original.
07:00I just think we've had a terrific year as a club and it's time we had a bit more pride
07:05in ourselves.
07:06You know, we can, like, part the barbecue, get a caterer in.
07:09Oh, I could do my sausage rolls.
07:10Because there, uh, ain't no party like an Anne's sausage party.
07:13No, thank you, Anne.
07:14No.
07:15We are getting professionals in.
07:16Uh, can you see if the people who did my 40th birthday are available?
07:19Uh, they've gone out of business.
07:21In a year?
07:22Well, that was actually five years ago because you're 45.
07:24I'm thinking photo booth.
07:26Maturos machine.
07:28Um, I'm spitballing here, guys.
07:31Uh, mixologist.
07:32Oh.
07:33Professional DJ.
07:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on.
07:35The only reason I got involved with any of this football shit is so me and Ned can DJ the
07:39party.
07:40Okay, Mal.
07:41Sure.
07:42Though, it isn't all about you.
07:44Can I just get some plain old cava?
07:47Like, I'm not great with the cocktails.
07:49It mixes together fine in the metal thingy, but once it hits my colon, it's like the Rapids
07:53and Centreperes.
07:54Fine, we'll get some cava.
07:56Great.
07:57Well, that's sorted then.
07:58I will call my friend at Bluebird and get him started on the cocktail design.
08:02And, uh, you call the Churis people.
08:04That was a really brilliant idea.
08:06Yeah.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:10It's great to see her back to her old self.
08:12She's had a bit of a crappy year, so maybe just let her have this one thing.
08:17That's what they said about Poland.
08:25Mika to the left.
08:26No, your other left.
08:27Actually, sorry.
08:28No, I was right.
08:29To the left.
08:30You see, right?
08:31Right.
08:32Yeah.
08:33No, I didn't know the cava.
08:34That stuff tastes like fizzy piss.
08:36You'll have to send it back and knock it off the bill, yeah?
08:39Yeah, that's it.
08:40That's it.
08:41That's it.
08:42Just put it just there.
08:43Would you look at this?
08:44Oh.
08:45It's like the New York Met Gala in here.
08:46That's two different things, Anne, but, uh, yeah.
08:48Love the banner.
08:49Mmm!
08:50Johannes got that printed.
08:51Such a nice thought.
08:52Look, I know you said not to Amanda, but I made some of my famous sausage rolls, just in case.
08:56They're not famous, Anne.
08:57They are in my house.
08:58Yes, that's not what famous means.
09:00Let's leave the catering to the caterers, shall we?
09:02Okay, everyone.
09:03All hands on deck.
09:05Oh, yeah!
09:06Sorry, uh, what does an offside mule have in it?
09:15It's an Oscar mule.
09:16Oh!
09:17Ha!
09:18That's very good!
09:19And the, um, the pina red carda.
09:21It's a pina colada.
09:22Oh!
09:23That's very clever.
09:24Hey!
09:25Blah.
09:26Well, someone's on it.
09:28I have to tell Fi the business is going under.
09:32What, hey?
09:33Yep, safety in numbers.
09:36And coming out to my parents taught me that I require a very specific amount of alcohol
09:41before I reach a place of complete honesty.
09:43What's the amount?
09:44Oh, it's a very delicate balance.
09:46The trick is to stop just south of vomiting.
09:49Hmm.
09:50Did you decide on a cocktail?
09:52Oh, no.
09:53Can I please have a dance of cava?
09:54You haven't got cava.
09:55What?
09:56Hey!
09:57Could I get a Suha Moha and a golden baller for Mr. Van der Velde, please?
10:03Amanda, you forgot my cava!
10:05Yes!
10:06Johannes sent it back.
10:07He says it's not a proper drink, Anne.
10:09It's just Spain pretending to be France.
10:10Have something else!
10:11Come on!
10:12Be adventurous!
10:13One for you.
10:14Can I get a beer, please?
10:15Sorry, we haven't got beer tonight.
10:16It's just cocktails.
10:17The Aussie guy said so.
10:18Are you doing welcome.
10:19This must be your beautiful wife or girlfriend, though.
10:20I don't know.
10:21Oh, yeah, because football fans famously hate beer.
10:23Come on!
10:24You can have your tinnies in your cheap bubbles any time.
10:26Let's keep it classy for one night.
10:28I'm trying to raise the bar here.
10:30Literally.
10:31Thank you, Jude.
10:40Oh!
10:41Mummy!
10:42Look at you!
10:43So, are you staying?
10:45Well, the kids virtually begged me, and so I jiggled a few things around in the diary.
10:49Oh, that's great.
10:50Josie, take the wristband off.
10:51You look like Andy Murray.
10:52I like it.
10:53Oh, it doesn't go with the dress, darling.
10:55Well, neither did your plaid shirts and chokers.
10:57Will you let it go?
10:58Actually, Mummy, I'm glad I've got you.
10:59What, generally, or...?
11:00I don't say anything to the kids, but Johannes has asked us to move into his place in Wapping.
11:07Well, that's a very kind offer.
11:09Yeah, he's so generous.
11:12And he worships me, but I don't know if it feels like things are moving too fast, or...?
11:17Well, sometimes you have to move fast, don't you?
11:20I mean, you're not getting any younger.
11:22Well, none of us are.
11:23I think my dermatologist would disagree.
11:25Look, I know I pretended to like this place.
11:28You haven't.
11:29Wapping is the new Holland Park.
11:32I'm so excited.
11:33Good for you, darling.
11:35Thank you, Mummy.
11:36Oh, it's starting.
11:37Get yourself a drink.
11:39Good evening, everyone.
11:40Thank you so much for coming.
11:41We've got lots to get through this evening.
11:43Lots of awards to give out.
11:45Could I have a girl-fashioned without the bitters or the soda water?
11:48That's just the whiskey.
11:49Yeah.
11:50Three of those.
11:51In one glass.
11:52Well, it's been a very positive season for the under-11s.
11:56Our unbeaten record in 10 of our 18 games.
11:59Thanks.
12:00Oh, no.
12:01What the hell's in that?
12:04Oh, that might be mine.
12:05Oh, my God.
12:06Is that a tattoo?
12:07It's just pen.
12:08Chill.
12:09Pen my home.
12:10That is a prison tattoo.
12:11Have you seen that?
12:12It's not a big deal.
12:13Please tell me Georgie hasn't got one.
12:14Yeah, of course.
12:15We're best mates.
12:16Please put your hands together.
12:17JJ!
12:18Come on!
12:19Come on, Jackie!
12:20Come on, Jackie!
12:21Come on, Jackie!
12:22Come on, Jackie!
12:23Come on, Jackie!
12:24Come on, Jackie!
12:25Come on, Jackie!
12:26Come on, Jackie!
12:27Come on, Jackie!
12:28Come on, Jackie!
12:29Come on, Jackie!
12:30Come on, Jackie!
12:31And now for the most improved award,
12:34for the most improved player.
12:37The most improved player joined us
12:39at the beginning of the season
12:41and has quickly become an absolute linchpin of the team.
12:44I can't wait to see what she does next season,
12:47so let's put our hands together for Georgie Hughes.
12:51Oh, my God!
12:53Oh, my God!
12:54Yay!
12:55Yay!
12:56Yay!
12:57Yay!
12:58Come on, Jackie!
12:59Whoo!
13:00Whoo!
13:01Whoo!
13:02This is my own creation.
13:03I call it the van de Velda slammer.
13:05Oh, Georgie, stop.
13:06You guys sit down.
13:07Please, sit down.
13:08Thank you, Georgie!
13:09And well done, Georgie.
13:11Yay!
13:12Up next, it's the under-15s category.
13:14I didn't get my vote, too.
13:15Sophie Webster.
13:16Come up and collect the awards for Player of the Year.
13:21Thank you, Sophie.
13:22Right, let's crack on.
13:23Find it.
13:24Please welcome our Club Secretary.
13:25Woo!
13:26Go on!
13:27Let's not least, a huge thank you to our sponsors.
13:30Oh, you're welcome!
13:31Dick.
13:32Without whose generosity tonight would be so different.
13:35Um, a great big round of applause for Amanda.
13:36Yes!
13:37Come on, baby!
13:38Come on, come on!
13:39There she is!
13:40All right, my baby!
13:41Woo!
13:42Thanks, everyone.
13:43Wow!
13:44That is a lot of...
13:45Do you believe it?
13:46Do you believe it?
13:47Do you believe it?
13:48Do you believe it?
13:49Do you believe it?
13:50Do you believe it?
13:51Do you believe it?
13:52Do you believe it?
13:53Do you believe it?
13:54Do you believe it?
13:55Do you believe it?
13:56Do you believe it?
13:57Do you believe it?
13:58There she is!
13:59All right, my baby!
14:00Woo!
14:01Thanks, everyone.
14:02Wow!
14:03That is a lot of dupery.
14:05Goodness.
14:06Um...
14:07Thank you, of course, to Anne for, um...
14:14Thanks, Anne.
14:16Um...
14:17So, on behalf of the Vandervelde Senuous Foundation,
14:22I just want to say, what a privilege it is
14:25to support the little guys, you know?
14:27Because, um...
14:29We might be up here, but...
14:32We never forget about down there.
14:35So, um...
14:37Have a great evening, and enjoy the party!
14:39All right, baby!
14:40That's my answer!
14:43Hey!
14:44Hey!
14:45Uh, listen, I was wondering, could you play me a little bit of Rick Astley?
15:02I don't think I have any.
15:03Well, maybe you could just plug your phone in or something.
15:06I'm more of a vinyl guy, you know?
15:08Old-school DJ.
15:09Yeah?
15:10Well, maybe you could make an exception, seeing as I'm paying for all this.
15:15Yeah!
15:16Right, I'll, uh...
15:18I'll stick it on after this for you.
15:20Rick Astley, yeah?
15:21Rick Astley, yeah!
15:23What does she see in that dickhead?
15:26Oh, you know, she seems happy, and I think she's really into him.
15:29I don't know about you, but I can't drink another crossbar-garita.
15:33I'm gonna sneak out, get some beers.
15:36Anyone want anything?
15:37Oh!
15:38Now you're talking my language.
15:40No, we can't, because Amanda will kill us.
15:43She wants everything all fancy in here.
15:45Well, you can't drink it in here.
15:47There's always the shipping container out the back.
15:49Yes, mate.
15:50Cover!
15:51Two bottles.
15:52I have money.
15:54Woo!
15:57Oh, gee!
15:58Woo!
16:01Sweetheart, come on!
16:02It'll be like when the beckons do it.
16:04Here.
16:05No.
16:06Okay, well, just take the wristband off.
16:07No, it's cool.
16:08Just for the photo.
16:09You won't want to look back on yourself in sports schedule.
16:12Okay, there we go.
16:13There we go.
16:14Sweetheart, like this.
16:15Like this.
16:16Your hands like this.
16:17There we go.
16:18OMG, is that a tattoo?
16:19No!
16:20Only a little one.
16:22Me and Morten did them to each other.
16:24Why would you do that?
16:25Because we're best mates.
16:26No, you're not.
16:27You're two kids who ended up in the same class for a bit.
16:30You're gonna look at that scab of hepatitis in a few years,
16:33and you're gonna say, what was I thinking?
16:35No, I won't.
16:36You will, Georgie.
16:37I don't know anyone from when I was your age.
16:39What does that tell you?
16:40That nobody liked you?
16:42I don't know anyone from my heart,
16:43you must know anyone from my heart.
16:45I know anyone from my heart or the heart.
16:46I'll get out of here!
16:47I'll get you a glass, lad.
16:48Cheers!
16:50My heart will be out of here.
16:51I'll get you a glass, lad.
16:52Let's go.
16:53I'll get you a glass.
16:54Oh, my feet!
16:55Bubbles for Anne.
16:56And we've got based on this.
16:57Oh, my feet!
16:58Oh, my feet!
16:59Oh, my feet!
17:00My feet!
17:01Oh, my feet!
17:02Oh, my feet!
17:03She's light!
17:04Oh, my feet!
17:05I'll get you a glass, lad.
17:06Cheers!
17:07I just wanna tell you where I'm feeling
17:11Someone needs to be filming this!
17:20Where's Ab?
17:21Can I say you look insanely hot tonight?
17:24I sent like five photos of you to my rugby mate's WhatsApp group.
17:28And they all agree you're a stunk old ten.
17:30The place looks great.
17:31You've really polished a turd.
17:33Speaking of which, there's a great new sports center in Wapping.
17:37I know, no pressure.
17:41Yeah, can I get, like, an empty wine glass, please?
17:45There you are!
17:46I've been looking for you guys!
17:47Hey!
17:50Let's just get some ice.
17:53Hot work, spinning the old ones and twos.
17:56Have you seen everyone?
17:57Where's Anne?
17:57We've got to get the whole gang of a photo booth.
17:59Yeah!
18:00Come on.
18:01I'm not sure what you're wearing now.
18:01Isn't it so good?
18:03I know.
18:04Well, you and me then?
18:07Come on.
18:08Upstairs, downstairs.
18:11It's such a fun party, isn't it?
18:16Oh, it's so fun.
18:19Oh.
18:20He's so generous, isn't he?
18:22Yeah.
18:22Yeah.
18:23Yeah, well, he really knows how to spend money on things.
18:28Yeah.
18:29You ready?
18:30Yeah.
18:30Do you remember the thing you said in the hospital about me being too good for Johannes?
18:42I don't remember saying anything.
18:46I, uh...
18:47I'd just taken an ecstasy by accident.
18:50Oh!
18:51Kind of.
18:51And, uh...
18:52I should, um...
18:53Yeah, yeah, no, I...
18:54That really does taste like cappuccino.
19:02I just hate the way she talks to me like I'm a kid.
19:06Yeah, I know, Dave.
19:07It feels so nice.
19:07It's really amazing.
19:08Oh!
19:10What's up, sweetheart?
19:12Mum's pissed off because me and Morton got, like, the tiniest tattoo.
19:15Like she can talk.
19:17What?
19:18Look, I think it's really lovely to have a little memento.
19:22A little something to remember, um...
19:24Morton.
19:25Morton by.
19:26At your new school.
19:27New school?
19:28What?
19:29Oh, whoops.
19:30Gengen, what's going on?
19:32No, it's not for me to say.
19:36Hey, guys.
19:38Dope fits, for real.
19:39Um, have any of you guys seen Morton's mum or your mum, Darius?
19:44Not for a bit, actually.
19:45Sorry.
19:45Okay, cool, cool.
19:46Gucci.
19:47Um, well, enjoy yourselves, yeah?
19:50Gucci?
19:52Anne?
19:54Guys?
19:58It's Amanda.
20:07Just...
20:07I feel like I'm in The Walking Dead.
20:11What are you doing in here?
20:19Why aren't you at my party?
20:20It's not your party, doll.
20:23It's the club's party.
20:24Yeah, I'm just not very cocktails and canapes.
20:28Canapes.
20:29Exactly, see?
20:30I don't even know that.
20:31And in fairness, we did say we wanted something a bit more...
20:35low-key.
20:37Great.
20:39At least we know where we all stand.
20:41And next year you can have your trough of lager and your scotch eggs,
20:43cos I won't be here.
20:44Don't be like that.
20:45No, I won't be here.
20:47I'm moving to Whopping with Johannes.
20:50What?
20:52No, you're not.
20:53You can't move to Whopping.
20:55What about...
20:56everything here?
20:57Please, Anne, this is always a stock-up.
20:59I do not belong in South Halston.
21:00I should be among people who would appreciate this party.
21:03I'm a canapé person, Anne.
21:05And I refuse to spend my life amongst sausage rolls.
21:16Oh, that was fucking hot.
21:18Johannes.
21:18Johannes.
21:21Yes.
21:23Yes, ma'am.
21:24Yes, I will move to Whopping with you.
21:26Oh, you...
21:27You will...
21:28Oh, my God!
21:31I'm so fucking happy!
21:33I love this woman!
21:35I bloody love this woman!
21:39I'm gonna call my mother.
21:41She'll be so relieved!
21:42Um, coming back inside, Anne?
21:53Uh, yeah.
21:55I can't go in there.
21:57I don't want to see her.
22:00Would you tell Darius I'll be waiting outside?
22:02Yeah, of course.
22:03I hate her.
22:10It's not fair.
22:11She's already made us move school once.
22:13I just love it here.
22:15Come on, girls.
22:16Are you okay?
22:21What's wrong?
22:22My gang-gan said mum's moving us to Whopping and I don't want to go.
22:26It sucks.
22:28But your mammy loves you.
22:29And she wouldn't be doing this unless she thought it was good for you.
22:33And sometimes in life, we have to do things that people don't like.
22:36Because in the long run, it's the right thing to do.
22:44Even if people might hate you for a bit.
23:00For God's sake.
23:02That's miles away.
23:03Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
23:17If I could just get a minute of your time, please.
23:19To be honest, I can do because I paid for all this.
23:24Um, Amanda.
23:26Where's Amanda?
23:28Amanda?
23:30Amanda?
23:31Amanda!
23:32There she is.
23:33Amanda, come up, girl.
23:34Come up.
23:37Come up here, baby.
23:41What's going on?
23:42Now, I know we haven't known each other for very long at all.
23:46But when you've had a near-death experience like I had recently,
23:52it makes you realise what's important about life.
23:57So?
23:57What have you done to me?
24:04I'll hardly ever do this.
24:06What are you going to do?
24:07Amanda.
24:08Yes?
24:09Would you do me the honour of becoming my wife?
24:12Don't do it, Amanda.
24:22Amanda?
24:22Anne?
24:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
24:24Absolutely not.
24:25The fuck?
24:26You can't marry him.
24:26I know you don't want to hear this because he's rich and he has a nice flat.
24:32It's a penthouse.
24:32It's a penthouse.
24:33But as your best friend, it is my duty to tell you things that you might not want to hear.
24:37And I'm telling you this right now.
24:38You cannot marry him.
24:41You're too good for him.
24:42You're not my best friend, Anne.
24:46Yes, I am.
24:47No, you're not.
24:48My best friend is called Elizabeth and she lives in Canada.
24:51She was my maid of honour.
24:52Well, I don't see her here now, Amanda.
24:56Stopping you from making the biggest mistake of your life.
25:00We are best friends, whether you liked or not.
25:03And that's how I know you don't love him.
25:05And don't go telling me, oh, he makes me happy because you've half a sausage roll on your chin.
25:08And if you eating carbs isn't a cry for help, then I don't know what is.
25:12So please, don't marry this dick and don't leave Soha.
25:17For the love of God.
25:21Right.
25:21Well, if the drunk lady's finished with her floor show, then, uh...
25:24I'm not even drunk.
25:26Thanks to you.
25:27Well, if this is you sober, madam, then you are an embarrassment.
25:30Hey.
25:32Don't talk to her like that.
25:34Okay.
25:34Okay.
25:35Look, I'll make it real simple for you.
25:36Right.
25:37You know the life I can give you.
25:40Now, do you want that life?
25:42Or would you rather stop here drinking shit wine in the ass end of nowhere?
25:53Here you go, darling.
25:56You know what, Amanda?
25:58All the best!
25:59I know.
26:05He closed the tab.
26:07I had to go to something called a Londis.
26:11I would have said yes.
26:12But look where that gets you.
26:17I'm so proud of you, darling.
26:24Your mascara smudged.
26:27Can't drink this filth.
26:29I'm sure I saw a bottle of peach schnapps in there.
26:31I need to talk to you right now.
26:41Oh, okay.
26:42Should we?
26:42No, no, no.
26:43Right now.
26:45Whoa.
26:47Okay, what the fuck is...
26:48We're screwed.
26:49I borrowed too much for double chin and it's taken out both shins.
26:53I've tried everything, but the numbers just don't add up.
26:57So, yeah, we're screwed.
27:04God.
27:05What?
27:06I've barely seen your smile in the last two years.
27:09In fact, I've barely seen you in the last two years.
27:12No, I want all the success in the world for you, darling,
27:15but if it's not making you happy and this means that I might get you back,
27:20then just let it go.
27:25We'll be okay.
27:27I can just start selling my ceramic pots.
27:31Actually, Anne, you'd be an emcee.
27:34Anne, I just wanted to say, um,
27:40your sausage rolls are actually delicious.
27:45I know.
27:52She's right, you know.
27:54Well, no, Elizabeth was my best friend,
27:56but with the distance, we sort of...
27:58No, not that.
28:00You are too good for him.
28:03You coming, big man?
28:04Yep.
28:06Ned!
28:06There is space in the Popemobile if you want to live back to my house.
28:12My house?
28:13Well, I'm 34, you're 34A, so, uh...
28:17Mummy, kids, come on.
28:18We're going home.
28:20Mum, have you got a tattoo?
28:22What?
28:22What?
28:24What?
28:25I didn't tell her.
28:28Well, thanks a lot, Mummy.
28:29Mummy!
28:30No!
28:32That's not good.
28:32The car is so cool.
28:33I'm 34A.
28:34I'm 36A.
28:35I'm 36A.
28:35Vancouver.
28:37I'm 36A.
28:38Band Hz.
28:39I'm 39B.
28:41Them in the Afternoe.
28:42Yeah!
28:43I diyor.
28:44Lord.
28:44I just need...
28:44I brought to you on the Ferrisu attraction.
28:47I learn long later.
28:48There's a lot.
28:49Of course.
28:50I sort of fit.
28:51I finna biblioth on.
28:52There's in the car.
28:54Could you stay safe?
28:55Yeah!
28:56I'm 31B.
28:56I'm 31B.
28:57I'm 32B.
28:58I tell you.
28:58I saw that very good.
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