00:00Daddy needs to express some rage.
00:11Well, hello there and what's up, reaction faction?
00:14It's Deadpool.
00:15Don't forget to smash that subscribe button and follow me on Patreon.
00:18Last week, you all really liked my Cruella trailer reaction video.
00:24Where are the f***ing dogs?
00:26So, this week, I'll be reacting to a trailer for a movie which I honestly thought came out, like, a year ago.
00:34Free Guy.
00:35Apparently it's this August.
00:37We also have a guest reactor this week, Korg, who was not my first choice.
00:42But apparently everyone else was too busy over on Disney+.
00:45Say hello, Korg.
00:47Hello, I'm made of rocks.
00:49Thank you for having me, Paul.
00:50Sorry, you're dead.
00:51Jesus Christ.
00:52Let's take a look.
00:54My name is Guy.
00:55Oh, he's named Guy.
00:56Like the movie's title.
00:57That's pretty clever.
01:00Is it?
01:02I've got a best friend.
01:04This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time.
01:06Oh-oh!
01:07Mondays, am I right, Joe?
01:08You said it, Guy.
01:09Let's just pause for a second and let everyone comment first.
01:12Or this trailer gives away too much.
01:14Or Ryan Reynolds is just me, which is super insulting, by the way.
01:18All done.
01:18And I work at the bank.
01:21Everybody's out on the ground!
01:22I thought I had everything I needed.
01:26But then, I met her.
01:28Oh!
01:29Jodie Foster!
01:29God, I love her so much.
01:31Oh, I hope they don't fridge her.
01:33What's fridging?
01:34Uh, well, it's the practice of killing off or hurting a female character in order to motivate
01:38or torture the main character, also known as Deadpool 2.
01:41Thank you for asking.
01:43Ah, we call that bridging.
01:44Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:46Everybody down on the ground.
01:48Everybody except you.
01:49Me?
01:50Man, it's just so sweet.
01:51There's something inside you, Guy.
01:52They expected you to just fall.
01:53It's like a hostage situation.
01:55More than that.
01:55Put these on.
01:56Okay.
01:57Fine.
01:57I do it.
01:58Oh, my God!
01:59What are these, trick glasses or something?
02:03It's about trick glasses.
02:05The glass tricker.
02:07This world, it's a video game.
02:09You're not real.
02:11Please stop my...
02:11I'm the guy responsible for this world.
02:16Any thoughts on our villain, Korg?
02:18Uh, looks like he's got four arms.
02:20And the two lower ones have got gloves on.
02:23I like them.
02:24You have a Disney Plus show, don't you, f***ing face?
02:27Oh, God.
02:27Ooh, trademark infringement.
02:30Doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters?
02:32I am sitting here with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time.
02:37Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is.
02:39I know this world is just...
02:41Oh, look at him go.
02:42That little blue shirt.
02:44Oh, his face is so punchable.
02:45Thanks, Guy.
02:46I'm gonna be the great guy.
02:48Wow, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
02:51Off you go.
02:52This whole good guy routine is ruining the game.
02:55Woo!
02:56Terminator.
02:57Let's take a whitey-team.
02:59He seems quite nice, actually.
03:04A rabbit.
03:07Maybe this is the live-action thumper we all haven't been waiting for.
03:11Jump!
03:11Jump!
03:12Jump and catch the ball!
03:14Aw, useless!
03:17Wow, body airbag.
03:20Love it.
03:21I can't die!
03:22Something bad's gonna be up.
03:24Ow!
03:28Okay, this looks fun in a...
03:31In a last days of Fox fire sale kind of way.
03:35Not sure if it was worth diverting Canadian Cumberbatch's little mind away from my next movie, or...
03:41You know what?
03:41I'm gonna give it, uh...
03:43I'll give it four out of five avocados.
03:45Korg?
03:46I was raised by avocados.
03:47Oh my god, just kill me now.
03:52Any, uh...
03:53Any tips on, uh, getting into the MCU there, Korg?
03:56Uh, have a dream.
03:58Uh, chase it.
04:00Lose that dream.
04:01Just sabotage all sorts of happiness in pursuit of that dream.
04:06Climb up to the peaks of that mountain, and when you get to the top, land at the bottom
04:11and realize you're never gonna achieve that dream.
04:14And at that point, check your emails.
04:16Maybe you'll get something from your agent saying, Marvel wants to talk.
04:21Yeah, I prefer Dark World.
04:24Half a f***ing penny of you for this s***.
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