00:01Alistair Whitman is gonna need three bullseyes to win the first televised world championship.
00:08If anybody can get a hat-trick, it's Alistair Whitman.
00:17Bro, this is pathetic. We need some way to get people in here.
00:20Hey, real people.
00:23I'm looking for Hank Fuller and Austin Turner.
00:27Who are you?
00:28How would you like to play the Galleon Brothers for the Darts Championship of the World?
00:36They're the best ever.
00:37It's some kind of joke.
00:38We've decided to give an unknown team a shot at the title.
00:42And we've chosen you.
00:48We'll do it.
00:49Dude, are you okay?
00:51This is what we've been looking for, Hank.
00:53We can save the bar.
00:55Are we gonna make complete fools of ourselves on national TV?
00:57Yeah, you will.
00:58Unless you do exactly what I say.
01:01My father is Alistair Whitman.
01:03Seriously?
01:04Yeah.
01:06Let's get to work. We got a lot to do.
01:09Fellas, I'm going to teach you as my father taught me.
01:12It's a practice sport.
01:14It's gonna take us forever to finish the game.
01:15We said we'd do it, so just do it.
01:17Do we have to do it like this?
01:19I don't know.
01:21But we're here, so throw.
01:23What happened? You bozos lose a bet?
01:26People are laughing at us.
01:28Yeah, they are. You look ridiculous.
01:29These guys are the best in the world, and I can't even hit a bullseye at home by myself.
01:35There's a champion inside you.
01:39F*** you, you f*** tossers.
01:41After tonight, they're never gonna forget your names.
01:43You gotta have a cool nickname.
01:49Hank the Hammer?
01:50It is pretty cool.
01:51Yeah, because you're not being called a tosser.
01:54Austin?
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