00:00I'm so hot. Let me just get this hair off my neck.
00:02Max, why are you only wearing one earring?
00:04What are you talking about? I'm wearing two.
00:05That's weird.
00:06Where is it? Is it on my hair?
00:07No, no. Did it fall down?
00:09Yeah, check your boobs. That's where you found the remote.
00:12It's not anywhere on me.
00:14When's the last time you saw it?
00:15I don't know, but it couldn't have gone far.
00:16I was in this area pretty much the whole night.
00:18You mean over the batter?
00:21No, no, no, nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:26It's not here, which means it's in one of those already baked cupcakes.
00:29Let's go. We have to start pulling these apart.
00:32Really? Come on, don't be ridiculous.
00:34Look, worst case scenario, one of the thousand cupcakes has an earring in it.
00:38Well, tell them it's a surprise.
00:40No, the worst case scenario is someone bites into it, rips their lip open, and sues us.
00:44Let them sue us. We don't have any money.
00:46And that's why we'll go to jail.
00:48Yep, I'll be locked up raw and forced to be someone's girlfriend.
00:50I mean, I'm a bad girlfriend out of prison. It's not going to be any easier with Big Joan.
00:54Calm down.
00:55If we go to prison, I'll be your girlfriend.
00:57Until someone hotter comes along, because that's the way it goes in prison.
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