00:00What's going on? Who's pushing us? Hey, who the hell are you? I'm a wisdom tooth. Hey, you can't just ram in to-
00:14Ouch! Move over, sucker! I'ma park here. Are you blind? The parking lot is full. Ouch! You've scratched my enamel.
00:23Where? All right, I'm sorry. Let me patch it up. You think I won't see you behind his back? You think I won't get you there, you sissy?
00:32Ouch! Now I've got a cavity because of you. Did anyone say cavity? Like a cavity and a tooth? What's in it?
00:40Mmm, sharp edges. Nice. Congratulations! Now this moron won't leave it alone!
00:47Ah, our mouth smells like sewage! I'll make you suffer.
00:53Stop it! Ouch! Enough! Ouch! What's your problem?
00:59It's all their fault. They didn't save a spot for me. Our fault. He pushed me. I'm full of bacteria and calories.
01:06The gum is swollen and inflamed. You're touching the nerve. It hurts so bad I'm losing my mind.
01:10I just want to make sure you don't forget me. You've always been like this. Vicious, cruel, and worthless.
01:19No! Not always! A long, long time ago, I was just like any other tooth.
01:25Straight and beautiful. We lived in harmony, and there was enough room for everyone.
01:32Together, we chewed raw meat and other solid foods. But then, people learned to cook, and everything changed.
01:40The food became softer. A couple of thousand years go by, and our jaws lose all their strength and power.
01:45What's more important, they're not as big. They shrunk. And then the teeth were 32!
01:51Nowadays, I start growing only after the age of 16, and by that time, there's simply no room for me!
01:57Okay, I feel bad for you and all. But it was a collective decision, you know.
02:02Go away!
02:03No one has ever loved me! Everybody just wants to get rid of me!
02:08I'm not a baby tooth! No one's ever happy when I show up!
02:11No one ever says,
02:13Oh cool, I've got a wisdom tooth!
02:15No one ever puts me under the pillow for the tooth fairy!
02:18I'm nothing but trouble!
02:23And I like it!
02:25Ah, peace, and quiet.
02:35Don't you remember?
02:37There are three more of us!
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