00:00This doesn't happen here every day.
00:07I can't have two guys who look like they eat steroid pancakes for breakfast,
00:12turning my island into Beirut!
00:15Detective, that is uncalled for.
00:18Are you gaslighting us?
00:19You want to tell me why the Yakuza wants you dead?
00:24You have to ask them.
00:25Yakuza? That's who that was?
00:30You blew up my car.
00:31I blew up their car and then it landed on yours.
00:36They just blew up your car.
00:40You just dropped trouble.
00:42That's what you do.
00:43That's what I do because I'm a cop.
00:44Not here, you're not.
00:46Our father was murdered.
00:49Would you hit and run?
00:50I don't think so.
00:52They tried to kill me.
00:53Sword fight.
01:00Well, this should be fun.
01:05Yeah, I'm pumped.
01:07We gotta find out how to kill them.
01:11I guarantee you'll end up poking a bear
01:13that doesn't want to be poked.
01:17I'll take my word for it when I tell you
01:18that I'm the bear.
01:21Ninjas on bikes.
01:33That's talking more shooting.
01:34We are fat.
01:38We are old.
01:49So, uh, you two have been chasing murderers in a minivan.
01:53Yeah, he blew up my other car.
01:55That's not what happened.
01:56Yeah, it surprised me at all.
01:56Literally what happened.
01:57No, it's not.
01:58Oh, no!
02:00Oh!
02:01Get him, Patron!
02:02Why does your car go faster?
02:16Okay, split up.
02:17You guys look like The Rock screwed himself and had twins.
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