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Someone Dies Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: After receiving a confusing letter in the mail indicating his daughter has been kidnapped, Jim Jenkins (Joseph Graham), a deadbeat dad and half-hearted detective, heads to investigate an unfamiliar address. Instead, he finds two strangers (Amy Anderson, John Wessling) engaged in a bizarre Craigslist exchange for a “suicide sword.”

Suspicious, Jim spies on them – only for the trio to discover an unstable kitchen sink that doubles as a time teleportation device. With Russians, ex-wives, and generational trauma lurking in the shadows, Jim sees this as a chance to fix everything… if the time sink doesn’t destroy him first.

⭐ Cast

Joseph Graham as Jim

Amy Anderson as Jane

John Wessling as Glen

Adam Edwards as Ivan

Anthony Obi aka Fat Tony as The Wizard

Lindsay Gustin as Debra

Filmmakers

Written & Directed by: Justin Petty
Transcript
00:00In this movie, someone has a daughter who has turned out missing.
00:13Who took her?
00:14Who?
00:15Emma!
00:16Never heard of.
00:17Someone drinks their coffee raw.
00:19Damn, that's some good go-go juice.
00:21And someone dies.
00:25Someone is looking for a great deal on a suicide sword.
00:29What do you want that sword for?
00:32Like...
00:33Sword stuff.
00:34Someone touches unfamiliar surfaces.
00:37Gross.
00:38And someone dies.
00:42Someone gets straight caught with their pants down.
00:46Okay, I'll come, dude.
00:48Someone loses an eye.
00:50And yes, someone dies.
00:54Some wizard knows the secrets of time and space.
00:58Feel the grain of your finger.
01:01And some Russian loves his butterfly knife.
01:04Classic plumbing tool.
01:05But only one thing is guaranteed.
01:10Someone dies.
01:14You might be asking yourself,
01:16does someone die in this picture?
01:20Rest assured,
01:21someone dies.
01:24And it's not who you think.
01:30I couldn't use some protection.
01:33Someone dies coming soon from Monster Closet.
01:35And you will be staying on the call.
01:51There's nothing left.
01:51There's nothing left.
01:52You want us...
01:53Little one.
01:54While we've got to sleep on,
01:55I just don't love you.
01:56It's amazing.
01:56Well, it's five months to you.
01:57It's so cool.
01:58We've got to sleep on,
01:59and we've got to sleep on the bed.
02:00And we've got to sleep Miami amazing.
02:02Coco to the door,
02:03and we've got to sleep on,
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