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00:00:00Oh my god, is that Alex? Damn, no wonder he's taught the most abandable list three years
00:00:15from him. Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, innit? Today's the student president election,
00:00:21no chance anyone beats him. Who am I up against again? Any dirt? Xavier Miller, a scholarship
00:00:27kid, geeky, unfit though. Number two on the bangable list, a bit of a loner. Never heard
00:00:33of him. I told you, don't come home without the cash. We need the money. Hey, this is
00:00:44St. Mountain College, not a fucking pub. Fine, but you won't outrun us.
00:00:57You okay, bro?
00:01:09I'm fine.
00:01:13Not even a thanks? At least give me your name!
00:01:15Oh, I'm Warren.
00:01:17Yeah, I'm Xavier.
00:01:21All right, Xavier. See you at the debate.
00:01:31Let's begin.
00:01:33The football kit budget was inflated 230%, money that could have paid for transport for
00:01:38students working late.
00:01:52Are you accusing my dad of corruption?
00:01:54I'm just stating facts.
00:01:55Let's take a five minute recess.
00:02:01Here's another fact. That extra money went towards donating equipment to underprivileged
00:02:06kids. It just made me look like a total jerk for no reason.
00:02:11No, fam! No, fam!
00:02:29No, fam!
00:02:31OMG, I'm literally screaming right now.
00:02:40This is unreal.
00:02:48What the actual fuck?
00:02:54Well, that was unexpected.
00:02:58Did Alex just kiss the dude?
00:02:59I thought he hates gays.
00:03:01First corruption, now death.
00:03:04Yikes, Alex Watson cancelled for real.
00:03:20Get me everything on him.
00:03:22And I mean everything.
00:03:22I just sold the damn house.
00:03:39What?
00:03:39You had no right.
00:03:40It was all mom left us.
00:03:43Where would we live then?
00:03:44You know what?
00:03:44Did you old man beat him to death by loan sharks?
00:03:48I need the money.
00:03:54How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:03:58Eight o'clock tonight.
00:04:12School cafe.
00:04:13Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:04:16Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:04:27I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:30What?
00:04:41Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:49You're seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:53Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:55Let's call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:04:59You clearly need the money.
00:05:02I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:05Dating the school scholarship golden boy is exactly the type of image boost I need right now.
00:05:09You investigated me.
00:05:14Call it damage control.
00:05:16You made me look shady in front of the entire school.
00:05:19Now you need to fix it.
00:05:21If it weren't for the homophobia rumors taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:28Hell no.
00:05:30This is just business.
00:05:36Duration.
00:05:37Until the election's over.
00:05:39Just keep it professional, Watson.
00:05:46Don't get any ideas.
00:05:50Trust me.
00:05:51Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:05:59Like the game's beginning.
00:06:02Boyfriend.
00:06:08Boyfriend.
00:06:09You can drop the act now.
00:06:17No one's watching.
00:06:18Tell that to your heart rate.
00:06:19It jumped like crazy back there, huh?
00:06:21Whatever.
00:06:22Leave it.
00:06:23Who said we were finished?
00:06:25We have a frat party to hit.
00:06:27Time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:06:29This is part of your PR stunt too, obviously.
00:06:41One accidental kiss isn't going to sell this romance.
00:06:45It's make it believable.
00:06:46Hey, everybody, look.
00:06:47It's our star quarterback with his cute and nerdy boyfriend.
00:06:50Oh, you are named, Watson.
00:06:53You know what that means, Bertha, right?
00:06:55All right, boys.
00:06:58All right, boys.
00:07:03Rules are simple.
00:07:05Ice cubes go mouth to mouth.
00:07:08No hands.
00:07:09No drop.
00:07:10First Effect.
00:07:11Corrections the Holloway have, eh?
00:07:13Then come on, come on, come on.
00:07:15Come on, come on.
00:07:16Come on, come on.
00:07:17Come on, come on.
00:07:18Come on, come on.
00:07:19Come on, come on.
00:07:20All right, come on.
00:07:22Do we really have to do this?
00:07:29Let's do it.
00:07:33Oh my gosh!
00:07:43Technically this isn't sanitary.
00:07:52What? That wasn't happening! That was street upsetting him!
00:08:09Look at the zebra, he's turning into a tomato, bro!
00:08:14What the hell is wrong with you? We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:22What's this? Extra credit homework?
00:08:28Our campaign team thinks we're lack couple chemistry. Voters aren't convinced.
00:08:38Pro tip genius. Kissing with your eyes open. It's a major giveaway.
00:08:46Statistically, voters want sparks, not stats.
00:08:50Mark's already set by livestream. Time to show the world how in love we are.
00:08:56Do you need anything to ask for first?
00:08:58The contract clearly says you have to do as I say.
00:09:05Make sure you get this. My robot boyfriend is looking again.
00:09:08What do you say we're talking about?
00:09:19You need a shower.
00:09:22Fine. But you are coming with me.
00:09:25And Mark's livestream the whole thing.
00:09:27Trying to show off his acting chops.
00:09:28My grandmina tell.
00:09:39I thought of grabbing one before the strip show.
00:09:45Am I grabbing me a towel?
00:09:51Ever thought of grabbing one before the strip show?
00:09:54I mean, I could just walk out naked.
00:10:12What?
00:10:14Am I so shy all of a sudden?
00:10:18A better lift?
00:10:35I won't stop you.
00:10:44Guys, someone forgot to end the stream lol!
00:10:49I'm not even pretending to hide it anymore!
00:10:51Mark my words.
00:10:52I'll expose the truth about these two.
00:10:55What was your first impression of each other?
00:10:57He's loud?
00:10:58Seriously?
00:10:59Seriously?
00:11:00My first impression of you was, who's this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everyone?
00:11:04Harsh, but I gotta admit, kinda cute.
00:11:06Still loud?
00:11:07Next question.
00:11:08What is your favorite thing about each other?
00:11:09I don't know.
00:11:10Your sense of responsibility maybe.
00:11:12My turn.
00:11:13My turn.
00:11:14His fingers.
00:11:15Long.
00:11:16Elegant.
00:11:17Very skilled.
00:11:18Very skilled.
00:11:19Uh, next question.
00:11:20Uh, next question.
00:11:22Oh.
00:11:23Oh, who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:11:24Next question.
00:11:25What is your favorite thing about each other?
00:11:29I don't know.
00:11:31Your sense of responsibility, maybe.
00:11:36My turn.
00:11:38His fingers.
00:11:39Long, elegant, very skilled.
00:11:46Next question.
00:11:47Oh, who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:11:54Oh, come on.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:56Come on.
00:11:57Come on.
00:11:58Come on.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:04Guys!
00:12:06We've got a huge problem.
00:12:08Someone leaked the contract.
00:12:09Everybody knows you're faking it.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:18Did you see this?
00:12:20They signed your freaking contract?
00:12:21I thought they were goals.
00:12:23We've got a scan.
00:12:24Can't believe it all.
00:12:25We're taking a pair of land.
00:12:26We don't even like that.
00:12:28We got paid.
00:12:31The final debate is in three days.
00:12:33If we don't turn things around fast, you're finished.
00:12:36I know, dammit.
00:12:38I already have people tracing the hack.
00:12:40Whoever leaked that file is dead.
00:12:43What are our options?
00:12:44I mean, everybody's already seen the contract.
00:12:47There's no denying it.
00:12:49Unless...
00:12:50Unless what?
00:12:51Unless we make it real.
00:12:54Save.
00:12:55Save.
00:12:56I don't care if the contract is fake.
00:12:57All I know is that at some point it stopped being pretend for me.
00:13:01I couldn't stand you at first.
00:13:02Typical quarterback, arrogant, full of yourself.
00:13:03But then I saw you after practice.
00:13:04How you push yourself harder than anybody else.
00:13:05How you take the fall for your teammates.
00:13:06How you look at me in class.
00:13:07Do you honestly think I could have faked it?
00:13:08I could have faked it?
00:13:09I could have faked it.
00:13:10I could have faked it.
00:13:11I could have faked it.
00:13:12I could have faked it.
00:13:13I could have faked it.
00:13:14I could have faked it.
00:13:15I could have faked it.
00:13:16How you look at.
00:13:17How you look at it.
00:13:18I could have faked it.
00:13:19How you get a moan down.
00:13:20What does I see in this room?
00:13:21How you look at you in class.
00:13:22I could have faked it.
00:13:23Fell back arrogant, full of yourself.
00:13:24Then I saw you after practice.
00:13:25How you push yourself harder than anybody else.
00:13:27How you take the fall for your teammates.
00:13:28You'd look at me in class.
00:13:31did this whole time.
00:13:33Exeguant.
00:13:41Hackers, look into your laptop.
00:13:42Hold the fool's watching this game right now.
00:13:45Oh my God.
00:13:46Exeguant.
00:13:46I'm shipping these too hard.
00:13:55Holy shit.
00:14:01I can fake confidence during debates,
00:14:10smile through press conferences,
00:14:13even pretend to care about school traditions I've never liked.
00:14:16But this?
00:14:19I can never fake this.
00:14:22Maybe it started off as just a deal.
00:14:24But now,
00:14:25every word I said has been true.
00:14:28Wait, Alex is here.
00:14:30You can't do that.
00:14:31We'll love to think this.
00:14:33Alex approval plus 12%.
00:14:35Cut.
00:14:36That was perfect.
00:14:42At least the votes won't take an hour.
00:14:43I've done my bit.
00:14:48Just doing what we agreed.
00:14:52But seeing you hurt was never part of the deal.
00:14:58I owe you, Xavier.
00:14:59Whatever happens with this election.
00:15:03It's nothing.
00:15:03Just sticking to the script, right?
00:15:07You sure that's all this is?
00:15:08No hidden feelings creeping yet?
00:15:12My God, you never stopped, do you?
00:15:16It's a dead end on the hacker.
00:15:18Whoever it was bounced through multiple VPNs.
00:15:21Great.
00:15:22I'm dealing with a pro.
00:15:23Yeah, and everyone's eyes is on you two now.
00:15:26So every look, every moment, it has to feel authentic.
00:15:32Who's got this?
00:15:36Dammit.
00:15:37I left my football gear home.
00:15:38School paper shoots tomorrow.
00:15:40Come with?
00:15:42Sure.
00:15:43Like, I've got nothing better to do.
00:15:44Okay.
00:15:50Something's definitely going on between those two.
00:15:57Whoa.
00:15:58This is your average family home?
00:16:06It's my dad's place, not mine.
00:16:08Meaning?
00:16:10I have an older half-brother.
00:16:12My dad's big on competition.
00:16:14If I want any part of the family fortune,
00:16:18I have to beat him.
00:16:21Weighing the election is just step one.
00:16:24Keep your family drama to yourself.
00:16:25I'm not your therapist.
00:16:30Seriously?
00:16:32Weren't you the one who insisted we make this believable?
00:16:36Fine.
00:16:37I'll keep your sad, rich boy drama in mind.
00:16:43Wait here.
00:16:44I'm going to go grab my JC.
00:16:46Read a book or something.
00:16:59Wow.
00:17:00Didn't expect to see you here.
00:17:03Sorry, do I know you?
00:17:09Wow.
00:17:10Didn't expect to see you here.
00:17:12Sorry, do I know you?
00:17:13You must be Xavier, the famous boyfriend.
00:17:19And you are?
00:17:21Noah.
00:17:23Alex's older brother.
00:17:25Oh?
00:17:26Hold shoulder.
00:17:28Ouch.
00:17:30So?
00:17:31Has Alex's fiance met you yet?
00:17:36Fiance?
00:17:36Oh?
00:17:36You conveniently left that detail out.
00:17:43This whole fake boyfriend thing, he's done it before, you know.
00:17:46With quite a trail of broken hearts.
00:17:49What are you implying?
00:17:50Alex, he...
00:17:52doesn't date guys.
00:17:55He'll only end up getting hurt.
00:17:56You deserve...
00:17:57You deserve...
00:17:58You deserve...
00:17:59Someone better.
00:18:01Someone like...
00:18:04Me.
00:18:05Seriously insane.
00:18:06Just gay.
00:18:08And observant.
00:18:11Let's not pretend you're straight out of this, sweetheart.
00:18:15Back off.
00:18:20Back off.
00:18:21I'm not.
00:18:24Then why are you shaking?
00:18:28You're seriously messed up.
00:18:30Takes one to know one, honey.
00:18:33You can't lie to yourself forever.
00:18:36Yeah.
00:18:38Alex can offer you fame.
00:18:40Fortune.
00:18:40All the...
00:18:42Shiny things.
00:18:44But I...
00:18:46Can offer you something you never could.
00:18:49Something...
00:18:50Real.
00:18:54Get off me!
00:18:56What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:59Nice diving, little brother.
00:19:02Stay the hell away from them.
00:19:04You hear me?
00:19:07Relax.
00:19:10Just a little bit of healthy competition, that's all.
00:19:17We'll be seeing each other again real soon.
00:19:20I can feel it.
00:19:21Asshole.
00:19:22Get out!
00:19:36Don't believe the word he says.
00:19:38Noah thrives on chaos.
00:19:40Including the part about your fiancée.
00:19:51It's an arranged thing.
00:19:52My dad's idea.
00:19:54Honestly, I barely even know her.
00:19:56Yeah, and with all me, any explanations, Alex?
00:20:00I'm just part of your PR stunt, right?
00:20:04Is that really all this is to him?
00:20:07Right.
00:20:08You're absolutely right.
00:20:10I'm heading back.
00:20:14Wait.
00:20:15It's late.
00:20:16Just stay here.
00:20:18The guest room is empty.
00:20:19I don't typically stay over.
00:20:22Fine.
00:20:23I'll drive.
00:20:33Hello?
00:20:33Congrats, kid!
00:20:35You're officially homeless.
00:20:37Don't bother coming back.
00:20:39You're on your own now.
00:20:40Ashley, maybe I'll take you up on that offer.
00:20:48Best decision you'll ever make.
00:20:51Straight to your room.
00:20:52Or mine, if you prefer.
00:20:54You know, I always dreamed of going pro.
00:21:05And I fell.
00:21:08Not surprised.
00:21:10You're football crazy.
00:21:11I was a quarterback.
00:21:13I was a quarterback.
00:21:15One state.
00:21:17But my dad, he had other ideas.
00:21:22He said, a Watson doesn't waste his future at throwing a ball around.
00:21:26And so, I became the perfect son.
00:21:34Straight A's.
00:21:36Student body president.
00:21:39Just hoping he'd let me play football again.
00:21:44Your turn.
00:21:53Secret for secret.
00:21:57You've seen enough.
00:22:01My dad is a gambler.
00:22:04My family's a mess.
00:22:07There's nothing more to tell.
00:22:11I don't buy it.
00:22:12You've got a bigger secret than that one.
00:22:17One you're afraid to say out loud.
00:22:22Tell me.
00:22:24It can be our little secret.
00:22:38I want to be the only one you tell.
00:22:40Let's not pretend you're straight out of this, sweetheart.
00:22:45You're wasted.
00:22:48So sleep it off.
00:22:51I'm taking a shower.
00:22:52I'm taking a shower.
00:23:22Alex, he doesn't date, guys.
00:23:33He'll only end up getting hurt.
00:23:35Alex, the real secret is I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to.
00:23:57Alex, don't die.
00:24:10You really should.
00:24:13Stay, please.
00:24:27I know your secret.
00:24:36What secret?
00:24:43It's about me, isn't it?
00:24:51Alex, tell me everything.
00:24:57It's just a dream.
00:25:23Don't leave.
00:25:27That looks like a real mistake.
00:25:29Stay.
00:25:50Alex.
00:25:51Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:25:59I had to impress you somehow.
00:26:00Breakfast is a solid strategy.
00:26:02Check it out.
00:26:15Chef Alex's world famous real cheese Michelin star pending.
00:26:23To survive a crime scene?
00:26:25Hey, I aced sandwich making class at summer camp.
00:26:39Well, it tastes better than it looks.
00:26:45So, am I a boyfriend material or what?
00:26:47Hey, babe.
00:27:02Can't wait to see you at St. Madam today.
00:27:04Miss you lots.
00:27:06Your fiance.
00:27:07Alex, he doesn't date, guys.
00:27:12You'll only end up getting hurt.
00:27:13Hey, you okay?
00:27:17You can drop the act now.
00:27:20No one's around here to impress.
00:27:23What's that supposed to mean?
00:27:29Forget it.
00:27:30I'm heading to the library.
00:27:33Xavier, wait.
00:27:33You didn't even eat anything.
00:27:35Come on.
00:27:43Damn it.
00:27:45You're John's kids, right?
00:27:46Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:27:49He sold the house.
00:27:50The debt should be cleared.
00:27:51But he didn't pay me a single cent?
00:27:54Oh, shit.
00:27:55O'Dib is that old bastard.
00:27:57You're a kid.
00:27:58Either you settle his debt,
00:27:59or I'll start taking pieces.
00:28:01That's between you and him.
00:28:02Leave me out of it.
00:28:06Ow!
00:28:08Ow!
00:28:09You definitely need to involve now.
00:28:14Ow!
00:28:15Ow!
00:28:16You definitely need to involve now.
00:28:20Back off, asshole.
00:28:21Who the fuck?
00:28:22Touch him again in your dick.
00:28:28Two grams.
00:28:30Two days on the old man.
00:28:31He shot a kidney.
00:28:31You okay?
00:28:38Are you okay?
00:28:42Am I okay?
00:28:44Look at your face.
00:28:46You idiot.
00:28:46Why did you do that?
00:28:48I've gone a bit overboard.
00:28:51You need to go to the hospital now.
00:28:56Come on.
00:29:00It looks like an old fracture's reopened.
00:29:03You need to rest.
00:29:05And no more football for the rest of the season.
00:29:10Or maybe forever.
00:29:12I just wrecked your whole future.
00:29:18I just wrecked your whole future.
00:29:19Your entire dream.
00:29:22Hey.
00:29:23You matter way more than for me.
00:29:26You're seriously insane.
00:29:27Well, since this is technically your fault, you definitely owe me, right?
00:29:35And what exactly do you want?
00:29:41Move in with me.
00:29:42You can be my personal nurse.
00:29:49Fine.
00:29:50I guess it's the least I could do.
00:29:52Feed me.
00:29:59No, absolutely not.
00:30:08Okay, fine.
00:30:09One bite.
00:30:11That's it.
00:30:13Here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:30:15Do you bite now?
00:30:29I use her today.
00:30:30Then I have to finish it all time.
00:30:38And remember, no strenuous activity, especially involving your shoulder.
00:30:43What if Xavier's on tap?
00:30:50Kids these days.
00:30:54You are impossible.
00:30:56Hey, this is a love story, babe.
00:31:00Understanding character.
00:31:01Fine, if that's what it takes.
00:31:03Welcome home, babe.
00:31:16One arm, wet floor, potential drowning hazard.
00:31:21Will help.
00:31:23Nice try.
00:31:25You'll manage.
00:31:25Nice try.
00:31:25You'll manage.
00:31:33Hey, Xavier, help!
00:31:44You're unbelievable.
00:31:46Unbelievably charming, maybe.
00:31:56Stop it.
00:31:57Put your clothes back on.
00:32:01You're blushing.
00:32:02No, I'm not.
00:32:06Well, this.
00:32:08If it drops,
00:32:10I'll take it as a sign you want me.
00:32:17You really are insane.
00:32:23You can start here.
00:32:24Careful.
00:32:31My scalp's more fragile than my reputation.
00:32:34Shut up.
00:32:35You think this is funny.
00:32:46You think this is funny?
00:32:59Laying up.
00:33:01I'm joking.
00:33:02Am I a punchline to you?
00:33:04A campaign prompt?
00:33:07No, I stuck around because I felt bad for you.
00:33:10And this is how you treat me.
00:33:17Did I overreact?
00:33:18What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:26What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:34What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:36I thought I hated you.
00:33:42Turns out, I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:47Unless we make it real.
00:33:49At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:02Signing that stupid contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:05Then, when everything fell apart,
00:34:13when I started losing the election,
00:34:15you stepped in.
00:34:17I could look into your laptop.
00:34:19You didn't have to, but you saved me.
00:34:22What the fuck are you doing?
00:34:24And when I saw him that close to you,
00:34:27it hurt more than losing my damn election ever could have.
00:34:34So,
00:34:34would you consider making this fear with me?
00:34:54Forget what I said.
00:35:04I wish you were.
00:35:18I wish you were.
00:35:20Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:35:50I caught you stealing kisses, even though it's a serious crime.
00:35:57I guess you're just gonna have to arrest me then, officer.
00:36:02You are way too addictive.
00:36:05I need rehab.
00:36:09Sorry, no can do.
00:36:13We've got a campaign to salvage. Interviews lined up.
00:36:18You're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:36:27Sounds like you prefer me dressed.
00:36:29Disappointing.
00:36:31I'm sure you elected, aren't you?
00:36:35Dude, your poll numbers went way up after that speech.
00:36:46I mean, check this out.
00:36:48Your practically senior year Tom Holland.
00:36:50Charming, relatable, but still hot enough for thirst edits.
00:36:54So you're saying my chances are looking good again.
00:36:56Dude, you are literally back up to number one.
00:36:59It's all positive comments.
00:37:01But, how did you pull this off?
00:37:03I mean, Xavier used to be against this whole thing.
00:37:05Now you've got him editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:37:09Maybe because we're actually together.
00:37:11I was gonna say he was like your mom, but yeah, lover's works too.
00:37:18What kind of black magic witchcraft did you pull to get Mr. Sheldon Cooper to fake date you?
00:37:28I didn't pull anything. I literally just fell for him.
00:37:32I caught feelings for him, that's really all it is.
00:37:39Wait, so you and him...
00:37:44Started fake, got real.
00:37:46But he's Xavier Miller.
00:37:48I mean, he's practically an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:37:51Totally unreadable.
00:37:52That's just a surface code.
00:37:54You gotta go deeper.
00:37:56But look, I'm just saying it would make way more sense
00:38:00if he were using you for something.
00:38:02For what exactly?
00:38:04Don't forget, bro used to be your biggest competitor.
00:38:08If this is some sort of long con and he flips on you at the last second...
00:38:13Nobody's that gonna fake you.
00:38:15I trust him.
00:38:23Hey babe, we were just talking about you.
00:38:30Oh god, it's actually real.
00:38:47Job hunting?
00:38:49You don't need to pay me back.
00:38:51I thought I made that clear.
00:38:53I know you don't have to worry about this stuff, but I do.
00:38:56It's just...
00:38:58Planning ahead.
00:38:59Figuring things out for myself.
00:39:01Well...
00:39:02The only thing we need to figure out right now...
00:39:04Is how to get some sleep.
00:39:12Seriously?
00:39:13Can I ever sleep like a normal person?
00:39:16Well...
00:39:17Normal's boring.
00:39:18I'm one of the kind.
00:39:21No, you're persing me.
00:39:23You're...
00:39:24Make me.
00:39:25MMMMMMMMMMMM
00:39:26MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
00:39:29Oh, my God.
00:39:59Hey, it's wrapped up practice.
00:40:02Thought I'd swing by and pick you up.
00:40:04We can go home together.
00:40:05Swing by?
00:40:06You're half the city away.
00:40:08Fine, you got me.
00:40:10I missed you.
00:40:10Plus, I'm starving and only your pasta will do.
00:40:13I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:40:18Customer, gotta go.
00:40:20See you at home.
00:40:21Hey, welcome.
00:40:22What can I get you?
00:40:23Coffee, black.
00:40:24And a little bit of you.
00:40:27What are you doing here?
00:40:28I had some business nearby.
00:40:30Thought I'd drop in.
00:40:33One block coffee coming up.
00:40:36By the way, did you hear?
00:40:39Apparently, Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:40:43Excuse me?
00:40:45His fiance is flying in next week.
00:40:47Yeah, our dad arranged everything.
00:40:49Apparently, he sees you out of the picture.
00:40:52He sees you out of the picture.
00:40:54So...
00:40:54Enjoy.
00:41:00Thanks.
00:41:02You call me anytime sexy.
00:41:04Great. Just what we need right now.
00:41:21So I know I'm leaving. Is he bothering you again?
00:41:27Same old stirring the pot.
00:41:30Though I did mention your fiance's flying in next week.
00:41:33So it's true.
00:41:39I was going to tell you once things were sorted.
00:41:42I just didn't want to stress you out.
00:41:44What? So now I'm just some fragile little thing that you need to protect?
00:41:47Listen, I don't even know her.
00:41:50She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:41:53So why keep it a secret then? What's the point?
00:41:56I was just...
00:42:00Scared of losing you.
00:42:03Let's get out of here.
00:42:07So...
00:42:08We're good?
00:42:09No.
00:42:10But...
00:42:12We still got roles to play and right now I need my boyfriend costume.
00:42:17I'll go in first. You park the car.
00:42:23Not even a goodbye kiss.
00:42:25Hey, I have an appointment. A friend booked it for me.
00:42:43Appointments must be confirmed by the client directly.
00:42:46And no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:42:56So judgy. Sheesh.
00:42:59Delighted to see you, Ms. Brown. How can I help you today?
00:43:03You're Alex's friend, right?
00:43:07Yeah.
00:43:10Serpent.
00:43:11But he doesn't have...
00:43:12Do I want to keep your job?
00:43:14Mm-hmm.
00:43:15Right this way, sir.
00:43:18Thanks.
00:43:19You don't happen to be a friend of us, too?
00:43:27Something like that.
00:43:29He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew I was Alex's fiance.
00:43:32Mr. Watson, a pleasure as always. Can I assist you with our new collection?
00:43:48Actually, I'm here shopping for my boyfriend.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:53Do you have to announce a gentleman?
00:43:55I can tweet it out if you prefer.
00:43:57Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:44:01Step one to looking like you have your shit together.
00:44:03A suit that actually fits.
00:44:05This one was made for you.
00:44:08Try it on.
00:44:12Why do I need a suit?
00:44:13It's you who's running for student body president.
00:44:16No.
00:44:17We both are.
00:44:19To the fitting room.
00:44:26What?
00:44:28It's a Valro cut.
00:44:30Flawless.
00:44:31And now, the right pair of kicks to pull it all together.
00:44:39You don't have to do that.
00:44:41I want to.
00:44:43Because you're worth it.
00:44:50Looking good.
00:44:51I just need a touch more tailoring.
00:45:05Lose the jacket.
00:45:06Wait, what are you doing?
00:45:08Relax.
00:45:09I'm not going to eat here.
00:45:12Just measuring.
00:45:2130 inch waist.
00:45:31Someone needs some carbs in your life.
00:45:34It's still bad.
00:45:36And I guess I just have to kiss you.
00:45:39Until you forget me.
00:45:43Mr. Watson, your suit is ready.
00:45:47Thanks.
00:45:48Just leave it out there.
00:45:57Smile.
00:45:58The truth always comes out.
00:46:14Mark?
00:46:15What's up?
00:46:16Emergency.
00:46:17Get to school right now.
00:46:18Things just blew up.
00:46:19Finally, come here.
00:46:20Does someone leak the contract again or something?
00:46:21Worse.
00:46:22We have a new opponent and she is rising fast at him.
00:46:23We have to do something.
00:46:24She?
00:46:25Yeah.
00:46:26Laura Brown.
00:46:27The daughter of a crime family billionaire.
00:46:28Laura.
00:46:29Wait, you know her?
00:46:30At the tailor shop she acted like she knew you.
00:46:32She does.
00:46:34She's my fiance.
00:46:36Fiance?
00:46:37When were you planning on killing us?
00:46:38It was arranged by my dad.
00:46:39I honestly didn't even know her.
00:46:40Well, she seems to know plenty about YouTube.
00:46:41She's transferred in.
00:46:42She's charming the hell out of everyone and your numbers are dropping fast.
00:46:45This can't just be a coincidence.
00:46:47Exactly.
00:46:48It isn't.
00:46:49She's transferred in and it's not just about winning the election.
00:46:51This is personal.
00:46:53If they find you, you know her.
00:46:54Do you know her?
00:46:55Do you know her?
00:46:56At the tailor shop she acted like she knew you.
00:46:57She does.
00:46:59She's my fiancee.
00:47:00Fiance?
00:47:01When were you planning on killing us?
00:47:02It was arranged by my dad.
00:47:03I honestly really know her.
00:47:04Well, she seems to know plenty about YouTube.
00:47:06If they find out about the arranged marriage, it's game over.
00:47:11She'll win by a month.
00:47:12Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:47:14We don't have time for that.
00:47:15Let me handle her.
00:47:17Sounds exciting.
00:47:21Why are you doing this?
00:47:23Maybe because you've got a secret boyfriend?
00:47:27As far as I'm concerned, we only met once.
00:47:29It was to get our parents off our backs.
00:47:31Nothing more.
00:47:32You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:47:34I'm way more interesting than...
00:47:37Him?
00:47:38You want a fair fight?
00:47:39Fine.
00:47:40But play dirty again?
00:47:41I'll stop being so lonely.
00:47:48Big words?
00:47:51We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:47:53No.
00:48:07Hey.
00:48:08Get out.
00:48:09You're not welcome here.
00:48:11Relax.
00:48:12I'm just here to chat.
00:48:14You want to get into grad school at Princeton, right?
00:48:16Right?
00:48:19Lifelong dream?
00:48:21Well, this...
00:48:22Is signed by the Vice President.
00:48:25Guaranteed entry.
00:48:30No.
00:48:33You're bribing me.
00:48:34I'm not going to fall for it.
00:48:35I figured you'd say that.
00:48:39But my dad?
00:48:41He doesn't take no well.
00:48:43And your dad?
00:48:44Poor John.
00:48:46He owes people money.
00:48:48People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:48:51Leave my father out of this.
00:48:54And don't force me to call him favors.
00:48:56Relax.
00:49:01I'm not going to steal your boyfriend.
00:49:04Just showing you a better future.
00:49:07Love is overrated anyway.
00:49:11Maybe to you.
00:49:14To Alex, too.
00:49:18By the way, has he wished you happy birthday yet?
00:49:26I'm not going to leave.
00:49:32Need a lift?
00:49:33It'll cost you a bottle of water from the trunk.
00:49:35Fine.
00:49:37He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:49:44Happy birthday, babe.
00:49:45Happy birthday, babe.
00:49:54Now, you can finally type the letter M with a left.
00:49:56Happy birthday.
00:49:57Thanks, Alex.
00:50:00Nothing is more of a shame.
00:50:11I know you're not big on surprises, but I couldn't help myself.
00:50:15I don't mind them if they're from you.
00:50:21Listen, I'm not a romantic.
00:50:25I'm not going to play a violin outside your window or write you poetry.
00:50:31Hey, you bought me a laptop.
00:50:33I think that's pretty romantic and practical.
00:50:37Point is, I mean this.
00:50:42Us.
00:50:43I'm all in.
00:50:45For real.
00:50:48I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:50:51I just need you.
00:50:54You've got me.
00:50:55Let's go back to yours.
00:51:13What would you do if I caught him from left right now?
00:51:15I'd cry like an idiot.
00:51:17So don't even think about it.
00:51:18Babe, that's supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:51:41I tracked the Truth Hunter account that leaked our contract.
00:51:46It's someone local.
00:51:49It's got to be someone at school.
00:51:52Anything more?
00:51:54They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:52:00Laura?
00:52:01She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws here.
00:52:15We should expose her.
00:52:17If we do that, she'll twist it.
00:52:18Make us look like the bullies.
00:52:19What else can we do?
00:52:21If people find out about our engagement, they'll believe her side.
00:52:24It's technically true.
00:52:25I am engaged.
00:52:26Then what?
00:52:27Hey, I have an idea.
00:52:32How about some viral couples TikToks?
00:52:35Wholesome stuff?
00:52:36Charity angle?
00:52:38I mean, that works well.
00:52:42Fine.
00:52:43Let's do it.
00:52:54Oh, my God.
00:52:55You did that on purpose.
00:52:57Yep.
00:53:15Perfect.
00:53:16And cut.
00:53:18Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:53:21Today, we are joined by the viral campus couple, Alex Watson and Xavier Miller.
00:53:28Welcome.
00:53:29Hey, everyone.
00:53:30Happy to be here.
00:53:31First question blowing up the chat.
00:53:33Why did you guys join this project?
00:53:36Growing up, books weren't my only escape.
00:53:38Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:53:40It's important for me to pass that on.
00:53:43Plus, it's like the only thing we'd ever fight about.
00:53:45Hey, guys.
00:53:46Sorry to interrupt.
00:53:50I'm Alex's friend.
00:53:53Quick question from the comments.
00:53:56Since you're both queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:54:00Like, is it just doing what you gotta do, or is there more to it?
00:54:11Deception?
00:54:12Isn't that Laura Brown?
00:54:15Why do Alex and Xavier look so panicked?
00:54:18Just curious, guys.
00:54:20If someone has a fiancé and a secret boyfriend at the same time, who's the real side piece?
00:54:27What the fuck is going on?
00:54:29Who's lying?
00:54:30Good question.
00:54:31Maybe there's more going on than people think.
00:54:34What's worse?
00:54:36People keeping secrets or people leaking them anonymously?
00:54:42Touché.
00:54:46Hey, all right.
00:54:48Back on track.
00:54:49Xavier, what's your favorite childhood book?
00:54:54The Hobbit.
00:54:56Growing up, I always wanted my own cozy little hobbit hole.
00:54:59What the hell are you doing?
00:55:03Are you trying to ruin-
00:55:04Wait and see.
00:55:14Are you out of your life?
00:55:16I'm your fiancé.
00:55:18There's just one little kiss.
00:55:19What's the big deal?
00:55:20You and I both know that this engagement would never happen.
00:55:25Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:55:28That's pathetic.
00:55:30Even for you.
00:55:31Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:55:34Threatening him behind my back.
00:55:36That's crossing the line.
00:55:38Good.
00:55:39Maybe you should keep a better eye on him.
00:55:42Next time, things might get uglier.
00:55:43What exactly is it that you want for me, Laura?
00:55:48Everything that I'm entitled to.
00:55:57Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:56:00Why?
00:56:00What's wrong?
00:56:01Fuck my life.
00:56:16He threatened to smash the windows if you didn't show.
00:56:19Scared off every customer we had.
00:56:20I'm sorry.
00:56:21I'll handle it.
00:56:22Just give me a minute.
00:56:23No.
00:56:23We're done.
00:56:24You're fired.
00:56:24I can't keep dealing with this.
00:56:29What do you want?
00:56:31Why don't you call your rich boyfriend?
00:56:36Uh, what's his name?
00:56:38Alex.
00:56:40Tell him we need some money.
00:56:42Daddy needs a bailout.
00:56:44You sold the home mom left us.
00:56:48You abandoned me.
00:56:50And now you want a bailout?
00:56:52You ungrateful brat.
00:56:55Sleeping with me.
00:56:57Humiliating our family.
00:57:00I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:57:03Next time I see you, make sure the syndicate knows exactly what you want.
00:57:11You ungrateful brat.
00:57:13You think you're a blood mania just because you got yourself a rich boyfriend.
00:57:18Hey, what the heck?
00:57:19You care of me?
00:57:20I can only find you, old man.
00:57:22Who are you?
00:57:24So, I'm sorry.
00:57:25Please don't hurt me.
00:57:27I'll give you the money.
00:57:28Oh, that's too late for that.
00:57:30Please, please.
00:57:32I'm taking you.
00:57:38Where were you today after the live stream?
00:57:41Just to the library.
00:57:43The library.
00:57:44After what happened?
00:57:47I was going around school collecting feedback and I got some ideas that could boost your poll numbers.
00:57:51Can we please not talk about the election right now?
00:57:55I am so tired.
00:58:04So that's it?
00:58:04You're just giving up?
00:58:06Letting your fiancé take over?
00:58:09What's that supposed to mean?
00:58:10Is there something going on with Laura that I should know about?
00:58:16Can we please just not do this right now?
00:58:19Maybe we should take a break.
00:58:28Xavier, wait.
00:58:30Wait.
00:58:30I'm such an idiot.
00:58:37Thinking I actually meant something to him.
00:58:39Hmm.
00:58:40Hmm.
00:58:41Hmm.
00:58:41Oh, Jesus.
00:58:49Mark, where's Alex?
00:58:51I've been calling.
00:58:52He's at the frat house.
00:58:54Last minute vote grabbing.
00:58:55He's not checking his messages.
00:58:57Not even mine.
00:58:59Election day is tomorrow.
00:59:00He's got to be locked in.
00:59:01Are you all right?
00:59:08Do you need help?
00:59:10No.
00:59:11I'm fine.
00:59:12I'll handle it.
00:59:15Of course.
00:59:17He has people, goals, life.
00:59:21I've only ever had him.
00:59:22What am I supposed to do now?
00:59:38Want to make a deal?
00:59:42Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
00:59:46Please don't hurt him.
00:59:48I'll figure something out.
00:59:50You can't afford it.
00:59:53Besides, it's the genuino family who took him.
00:59:5724 hours to pay up, or they start sending body parts.
01:00:03What am I supposed to do?
01:00:08Sign this, and I'll clear your dad's debt.
01:00:14But there's one condition.
01:00:18You have to break up with Alex for good.
01:00:22Where was he when you needed him the most?
01:00:30Can I please not talk about the election right now?
01:00:34I am so tired.
01:00:34I am so tired.
01:00:49Better keep your work.
01:00:52Browns don't lie.
01:00:53Xavier isn't answering my calls.
01:01:01What did you do?
01:01:04Me?
01:01:04I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:09He should be banking me.
01:01:11Debt?
01:01:12What debt?
01:01:13Why didn't Xavier tell me?
01:01:15Maybe because he dumped you?
01:01:20He made it pretty clear that you're finished.
01:01:22No way.
01:01:28He wouldn't.
01:01:30I need to talk to him.
01:01:32Why did you tell Laura we broke up?
01:01:44Because it's true.
01:01:45Look, the whole reason why I even dated you was to get into Princeton.
01:01:48Laura sorted that out for me.
01:01:50And she bailed my dad out.
01:01:52Our deal's done.
01:01:52So you're dumping me for a college recommendation.
01:01:57Without her, my dad would be Ted.
01:02:01And you just throw around the word love while holding a contract over my head.
01:02:06Like I'm just another stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:12Xavier.
01:02:13Stop.
01:02:15This was never about the contract.
01:02:18I love you, okay?
01:02:19Don't push me away.
01:02:21Love.
01:02:22No, I'm just another song story to you.
01:02:25Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:02:28I'm done.
01:02:31You know that's not true.
01:02:34You know me.
01:02:36Do I?
01:02:39You wake up in silk sheets
01:02:40while drinking your fancy coffee.
01:02:44I don't even know where I'm going to sleep tonight.
01:02:48We're worlds apart.
01:02:49I'm excited.
01:02:55Please, don't take this.
01:02:59Stay away from me, Alex.
01:03:05You make me sick.
01:03:06Get out of my life, we're done
01:03:17I said get out
01:03:36I'm so sorry Alex, that was the hardest thing I've ever done
01:03:40Sign this and I'll clear your dad's debt
01:03:45But there's one condition
01:03:49You have to break up with Alex
01:03:53For good
01:03:55I can't do that
01:03:59Imagine I post a viral TikTok
01:04:04As the heartbroken fiance
01:04:06Betrayed by her closeted boyfriend
01:04:10Alex won't just lose the election
01:04:14He'll lose everything
01:04:17You're twisting the truth
01:04:21The truth is whatever people believe
01:04:25He's already losing support
01:04:27And his family's backing is next
01:04:29Do you really want to just watch him lose everything else
01:04:36You're dead weight, Xavier
01:04:39And we both know it
01:04:42My family can lift him up
01:04:48You'll only drag him down
01:04:52Alex
01:04:54You're the best thing that's ever happened to me
01:04:57I won't be the reason your life falls apart
01:05:00So
01:05:02You got a sign?
01:05:07You better keep your word
01:05:09Browns don't lie
01:05:11Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:35Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:41You want me to drop out of the election?
01:05:45Fine
01:05:46In return
01:05:48You cut off Xavier
01:05:50And introduce me
01:05:51As your fiance
01:05:52If not
01:05:55I'll email every voter
01:05:58The proof that your relationship
01:05:59Was fake from the start
01:06:00You'll lose
01:06:04Everything
01:06:05Get
01:06:15Out
01:06:17Love or legacy, Alex
01:06:29Choose wisely
01:06:32Our deal's done
01:06:43Stay away from me, Alex
01:06:45You make me sick
01:07:02requirements
01:07:11At least
01:07:16The color JOE players
01:07:19The who died
01:07:20�뤄예요
01:07:21She's addicted to love
01:07:23Our Originally
01:07:25Motorhome
01:07:27What is this?
01:07:28What show was this?
01:07:30I'm determined
01:07:32Alex!
01:07:39Alex!
01:07:41Alex!
01:07:41Alex!
01:07:42Alex!
01:07:43Alex!
01:07:44Alex!
01:07:45Alex!
01:07:46Alex!
01:07:47Alex!
01:07:52Hi, I'm Alex Watson, and today I am standing here as...
01:08:01A liar.
01:08:03Xavier Miller and I were in a fake relationship.
01:08:08We signed a contract.
01:08:10Seriously?
01:08:11What a fake.
01:08:13You lied to all of us.
01:08:19It started as fake.
01:08:22But then, I fell for him.
01:08:25I've never met anyone like Xavier.
01:08:27Hey, this is St. Mountain College.
01:08:32It's not a fucking pub.
01:08:35You okay, bro?
01:08:40He gave me the brush off.
01:08:43Cold as ice.
01:08:47I thought that he was just some...
01:08:49...errican genius who didn't have time for a guy like me.
01:08:52It all started with a stupid on-stage accident.
01:09:02Kiss.
01:09:04I want you to be my boyfriend.
01:09:06You investigated me.
01:09:08Yay!
01:09:08We need people to buy this, right?
01:09:18Unless we make it real.
01:09:21You don't have to do that.
01:09:23I want to.
01:09:24Happy birthday, babe.
01:09:26Because you're worth it.
01:09:27I mean this.
01:09:28Us.
01:09:29I'm all in.
01:09:30For real.
01:09:31I just need you.
01:09:32Xavier, listen to me.
01:09:39I know you're watching.
01:09:42Fuck the election.
01:09:44Fuck family expectations.
01:09:46Fuck football.
01:09:48None of it matters without you.
01:09:51You are the only thing I have ever truly wanted.
01:09:55You are the only thing I have ever truly wanted.
01:10:05The votes are in and the new student body president is...
01:10:09Alex Watson!
01:10:12Alex, come on up and give your speech.
01:10:16Where is he?
01:10:23You're an idiot.
01:10:25What are you doing here?
01:10:34You just won the election.
01:10:36Screw the election.
01:10:37It's you I want.
01:10:40But...
01:10:41He's winning then everything to you.
01:10:45Not if it means losing you.
01:10:46You are such a reckless asshole.
01:10:57That was pretty sweet.
01:11:00Winning you beats any election.
01:11:06All right.
01:11:07That line was a solid time.
01:11:08With all this construction, are they building something?
01:11:18Close.
01:11:19It's a dead game make-up spot.
01:11:21Presidential access only.
01:11:25President, I'll maybe try to optimize it.
01:11:27Hey.
01:11:28I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:11:35He remembers.
01:11:37The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:11:40Money that could have paid for transport for students working late.
01:11:45Of course I did.
01:11:46It was the first time someone called me out for real.
01:11:49It stuck.
01:11:50Already testing out the new spot?
01:11:54Bold.
01:11:55What now?
01:11:59Relax.
01:12:00And hear her say goodbye.
01:12:02Goodbye.
01:12:05Turns out our dads officially saw reason.
01:12:08The engagement's officially canceled.
01:12:10You're free, Alex.
01:12:12Just like that.
01:12:13I'm not even worth fighting for.
01:12:14Can you let her finish?
01:12:15Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:12:20And why did you try to come between us?
01:12:24I just wanted to prove myself.
01:12:27To my parents.
01:12:29To everyone.
01:12:33But watching how fiercely you two stood by each other.
01:12:38Honestly, I envy that.
01:12:41The prince and things still stand, please.
01:12:43You and Dutch.
01:12:45Thank you, Flora.
01:12:48I'm off to Paris.
01:12:50New family business venture.
01:12:52Maybe see y'all sometime.
01:12:59Think she'll be okay?
01:13:01She'll be fine.
01:13:02She's tougher than both of us.
01:13:03It's...
01:13:19All day around you.
01:13:21Okay.
01:13:21Thanks, Fn.
01:13:22Bye.
01:13:24Bye.
01:13:25Bye.
01:13:28Bye.
01:13:28Bye.
01:13:29Bye.
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