00:00I will do whatever it takes to make sure the people I love, that is you and that is Janie,
00:15go into a special vault for management.
00:21A nuclear event would be a tragedy, but also an opportunity.
00:25Because war, well, war never changes.
00:34Your wife is going to Vegas next week to sell Cold Fusion to Robert House.
00:42How would you like to forget everything you've ever known?
00:46Please.
00:47Yes.
00:48Let's begin.
00:50Steph, if you don't help us, there won't be a Vault 33 anymore.
00:57When you said experiment to Betty, what were you talking about?
01:03Overseer, Steph.
01:06We can't be wasting resources on your little club right now.
01:10I'll have you know my little group is growing in numbers every week.
01:13You're a snack club.
01:14You're not taking this from me.
01:17I've seen what it's like out there.
01:19I'm just trying to make it better.
01:20What can have been all that out there?
01:22You met that girl, and maybe she's still out there.
01:25Get that as far away from here as you can.
01:30I'm looking for someone.
01:31What do you plan to do to him when you find him?
01:37You don't have any files, do you?
01:38I need Mr. Osher.
01:40You're trying.
01:44I was sent here by your father.
01:52Mr. McClain is watching over this gentleman's wife and daughter.
02:02We're actually beginning to get along.
02:14We need to talk.
02:26My little sugar bomb.
02:44We'll be increasing our billboard presence, which means we need to make some aesthetic choices.
02:56So, in actuality, this is what a five-megaton blast will look like over Los Angeles.
03:03Marketing thinks a ten-megaton blast will look better for the billboards.
03:06But it won't be a ten-megaton blast. It'll be multiple five-megaton blasts.
03:12Obviously, it will be multiple blasts for Los Angeles, but our design team thinks that it would look too busy.
03:18See? Just a cacophony of puff clouds.
03:23You know, look at that.
03:28The bad news is our water chips have a 30% fail rate.
03:32The good news is we'll know which ones fail before installation.
03:35So, we get to choose who runs out of water.
03:43Any, uh, preferences?
03:44Our internal early alert system gives us, at minimum, 30 minutes from notice to ignition in downtown Los Angeles.
03:57You know, we'd be crazy not to offer specialized freeway lanes for our premium customers.
04:02I mean, that's just money on the table right there.
04:03I mean, that's just money on the table right there.
04:22Hello.
04:24I asked Betty if I could take notes on this one.
04:27She said yes.
04:28So, here it is.
04:41Robco presents The Automated Man.
04:45Spent a lot of time trying to make my machines more lifelike, but hey, works the other way around, too.
04:58Mr. House, Vault-Tec and Robco have always had a special arrangement.
05:08You have multiple vaults to do with as you wish.
05:11If this is the research you'd like to pursue in the vaults...
05:14You must have missed the telegram.
05:16You're paying me for this.
05:20In exchange, I get cold fusion to power my little project in Vegas.
05:29And what project is that?
05:33Might be above your pay grade.
05:36You'll find out about it after the bombs drop, I guess.
05:58You're missing out.
06:23You're missing out.
06:25Oh, come on, come on.
06:53Fucking fuck.
06:57Uh, a little help.
06:59A little help.
07:01Son of a bitch.
07:08Tell me.
07:10That's me, that's right.
07:12Come on.
07:13Come on, now.
07:16I need my vials.
07:20No.
07:22I don't need the fucking hat.
07:25I need that satchel.
07:35You stupid fucking dog!
07:42That's right.
07:44Last night I was thinking about when I proposed to you.
07:57Catalina.
08:10You walked out to that romantic point.
08:14Rocks were all covered in seagull shit.
08:27I'll never forget the sound it made when I took a knee.
08:31You know the thing that I, I can't figure out?
08:37Is were you a monster back then?
08:40Or did you become one later?
08:44Excuse me?
08:48War never changes.
08:50I know what you're planning to do, Bart.
08:55I know what you're planning to do, Bart.
08:57To be sure.
08:58I'm waiting for you.
08:59I'm waiting for you.
09:00To be sure.
09:01You're waiting for me.
09:02I'm waiting for you.
09:03You're waiting for me.
09:04If you're waiting for you, you will be waiting for me for four.
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