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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 Episode 02- Olympians
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00:00Josh is Elia Rozenhoff.
00:01That was Hollander and Rozenhoff, right?
00:03Have we seen each other a while?
00:05Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:07What is your room number?
00:09This is such a bad idea.
00:11You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:13A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:16Where's your word, Rozenhoff?
00:17My what?
00:18So what's my name going to be?
00:19Dream.
00:22How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:25What was that?
00:26Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:27What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:30No one is looking...
00:31You don't know that.
00:32Hollander, see you next season.
00:34Can you hear me?
00:34No!
00:37Oh, yeah.
00:37What is your name?
00:39Oh, yeah.
00:40Oh, yeah.
00:41Oh, yeah.
00:42Yeah, yeah.
00:43Oh, yeah.
00:43Oh, yeah.
00:44Oh.
00:45Oh, yeah.
00:46Oh, yeah.
00:49I do.
00:54Oh, yeah.
00:56Oh, yeah.
00:57Oh, yeah.
01:02You think I'm pretty
01:16Let's go!
01:32Get out soon
01:34I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:38I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:42Good job!
01:47Give you an A
01:49A golden star
01:51You think you're clever
01:53Good God
01:55She took a break
01:57Made a mistake
01:59Get lost forever
02:04Get lost forever
02:08Get lost forever
02:11You think I'm pretty
02:16You think I'm pretty
02:18Cause you wanna play me
02:20Well, it's a lot of linebackers on the ice for Boston
02:22And Marlboro to the bar
02:24We're having a lot of games today
02:26That's a big problem
02:27You magic things
02:28I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:31I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:34Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:38I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:42I know you're up at night
02:46Hunched over your phone like
02:49A tree, a dark, a hill
02:52It's crooked from the wind that bites
02:57You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:04You are lost to hope you're relevant
03:06You're standing in my light
03:07You're standing in my light
03:11You're standing in my light
03:12You're standing in my light
03:15You're st-
03:17Ugh
03:22Shhh
03:24We're standing in my headlights
03:29You're standing in my light
03:31You're standing in my light
03:32You're standing in my light
03:33Anek
03:46I said I'll see ya
03:49We wanna be ya
03:51We wanna be ya
03:52Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
03:55Ha high política
03:56Nice job
03:57Get out with
03:59You're in all
04:00Get lost forever
04:03Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:19I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:21I fucking mean what I mean.
04:23You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:25The fuck does that mean?
04:27They do it to you all the time in Boston, you want to see?
04:29No, thanks.
04:30Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:32Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:35I'm not even that weird.
04:37Whatever you need, Captain.
04:39Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:45Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:51Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
04:53but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
04:57And how about that other team?
05:00Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:02He had a hat trick last week,
05:03and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:05Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:07No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:09Thanks, guys.
05:09Let's go.
05:13Let's go.
06:47Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:51You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:53Well, no.
06:54Never in life have I blushed.
06:55Russians do not do this.
06:56You will murder me.
07:14Maybe.
07:15Get in.
07:20Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:23What the fuck?
07:25You were hard, weren't you?
07:27For how long?
07:27The whole game.
07:29Such a fucking ass.
07:31Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:33I fucking didn't.
07:35And I still beat your ass.
07:36Oh, barely.
07:44Wow, nice place.
07:46Thanks.
07:46I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
07:54I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
07:59Mr. Businessman.
08:00Shut up.
08:01Mr. Landlord.
08:04You asked.
08:05No, I didn't.
08:20So what do you want me?
08:22In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:25Fuck you.
08:30Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:31No.
08:33I hired someone.
08:35A designer.
08:37You think there is enough?
08:39Such an asshole.
08:42I think maybe you'll like it.
08:45I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:48I had one.
08:49You shouldn't be smoking.
08:51You shouldn't be talking.
08:56Come here.
08:57No, you come here.
08:58No, you come here.
08:59No, you come here.
09:05No.
09:05No.
09:15It's the wound.
09:29Wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:39Fuck off.
09:59Oh my God.
10:20He's okay.
10:28You think you're okay?
10:45Oh, shit knows me.
10:49You think you're okay?
10:58It's you.
11:03It's you.
11:07It's you.
11:11It's you.
11:15It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:18It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:21It's you.
11:25It's you.
11:26It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:31It's you.
11:32It's you.
11:33It's you.
11:46Oh, God, hold her.
12:13Now the bed's all dirty.
12:15What?
12:17Shut up.
12:23I wish I would now, okay?
12:46Oh, you killed me, Wander.
12:50I'm dead.
12:52That was so fucking hot.
12:59Worth the wait.
13:00I should go.
13:01I should go.
13:02I should go.
13:03I should go.
13:04I should go.
13:05I should go.
13:07I should go.
13:13I should go.
13:14I should go.
13:15I should go.
13:16I should go.
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13:18I should go.
13:19I should go.
13:20I should go.
13:21I should go.
13:22I should go.
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13:26I should go.
13:27I should go.
13:28I should go.
13:29I should go.
13:30I should go.
13:31I should go.
13:32I should go.
13:33I should go.
13:34I should go.
13:36I should go.
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13:40I should go.
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13:44I should go.
13:45I should go.
13:46I should go.
13:47I should go.
13:48I should go.
13:49Okay.
13:50And then Doc.
13:51Now I'm going.
13:52To me, hey?
13:53Hey, I am.
13:54We're going to health care for you.
13:55My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:57They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is getting to wake up before I am.
13:58I bet your parents will be there, right?
14:00My father yes.
14:01Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:03Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:10Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:13Such a good drink.
14:15Your cab is definitely here.
14:27Bye.
14:33Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:40For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:43and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:47What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:52A hard bill to swallow on all mice,
14:54and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
14:57chosen as his country's captain.
15:03I have a ball in Paris.
15:09A ball that rolls from the cigar to the furnace.
15:17The Kailan caught under me.
15:23All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:29Boys.
15:30Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:31Be nice, Vonnie.
15:32Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:34Did you see that game?
15:35Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:37A debacle.
15:38Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:40Uh, I don't know.
15:41Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:43I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:45Uh-uh.
15:46It's USA this year, baby.
15:47We're fucking coming for you.
15:48Okay.
15:49Trust me.
15:50You look great in silver, Vonnie.
15:51Don't even stress.
15:52Oh, good one.
15:54Does your room have that smell?
15:56Yes.
15:57Yes, it does.
15:58Is it black mold?
16:00Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:01Probably right.
16:02The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:04All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating or?
16:06My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:07We train together.
16:08Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:10I'd love to show up for him.
16:12Hell yeah, man.
16:13Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:16What do you mean?
16:18Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:21I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:25Hey, here's me.
16:27Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:30Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:33We're going to be here.
16:34We're going to be here.
16:35We're going to be here.
16:36We're going to be here.
16:37We're going to be here.
16:38We're going to be here.
16:39We're going to be here.
16:40We're going to be here.
16:41We're going to be here.
16:42We're going to be here.
16:43We're going to be here.
16:44We're going to be here.
16:45We're going to be here.
16:46We're going to be here.
16:47We're going to be here.
16:48We're going to be here.
16:49We're going to be here.
16:50We're going to be here.
16:51We're going to be here.
16:52We're going to be here.
16:53We're going to be here.
16:54We're going to be here.
16:55We're going to be here.
16:56We're going to be here.
16:57Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:06Yeah, he did.
17:10I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:27Hey.
17:36I'm not here.
17:38No, I'm not.
17:40I saw you up here.
17:41I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:43Fine.
17:44Go sit down.
17:48We hit.
17:49We are not anything.
17:52Go away, Hollander.
17:57Are you okay?
18:02Please, go.
18:04You didn't answer my text.
18:07No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:10Now you go.
18:12Fine.
18:14Fuck.
18:27You need to meet me.
18:29Yes, my brother.
18:32Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:35No matter what.
18:38It's a honor to me.
18:40You must be a honor to be a honor.
18:43After yesterday's time you won.
18:48Latvia.
18:49Latvia.
18:51And he still drinks.
18:53How did you do it?
18:54Why is it so sad?
18:56It's not sad, my father.
18:58But it's not so bad.
19:00They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:02It's not a game, it's a game.
19:04It's a real shame.
19:06It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:09I play better now than when I am.
19:12Our team is damaged.
19:14The team is not played.
19:16It's played?
19:17What is this American absurd?
19:19What is it played?
19:21You, captain, you make them played.
19:24You always find someone who is guilty.
19:26From childhood.
19:32Who was it to you?
19:36Your mother?
19:37She can't do this.
19:43No, my father.
19:47My mother died.
19:50Do you remember her?
19:52Yeah.
19:53I was in your case.
19:55Where are you?
19:56Where are you?
19:57Where are you?
20:00In Moscow?
20:01Of course.
20:02Of course.
20:03We are in the middle of the night.
20:04We should go.
20:05We are in the middle of the night.
20:06We should go.
20:07We should go.
20:08We should go.
20:09Let's go.
20:10for the evening.
20:14So he could meet with the minister.
20:18Yes.
20:19Ready?
20:20Go.
20:21Go.
20:22Of course.
20:23Of course, I always have a son of a crime.
20:26And everything is always going to be right in the military.
20:29What did you do with him?
20:30He was not in the form.
20:32But Kochev, Kochev, Tom, is still, he needs to rest.
20:35He needs to be in the North America.
20:37You get to work well.
20:40He's so good.
20:41It's very good.
20:42It's not good.
20:43It's a problem with leadership.
20:46It's always a problem.
20:47Leadership.
20:49You're not too much.
20:50You're too much talking.
20:52You're too much talking.
20:57You're my angel.
20:59You're too much talking.
21:01Especially when it's about hockey.
21:03When you win, Dad.
21:06I'll go to her in the bar, and she needs to be one cup of coffee.
21:11Look how she's behind you.
21:14From childhood.
21:17I'm an angel. I'd be happy if you'd remember it.
21:21I'd like to drink.
21:23I'd like to drink something interesting.
21:36It's been a long time, Sasha.
21:54I think you played well.
21:56I'd like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:00For those who've been a son of a coach for hockey, you've got to avoid this.
22:06Sometimes I'm afraid of me.
22:09When I understand what I'm afraid of, I'm afraid of me.
22:12In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:15It doesn't matter?
22:16Why did you decide that?
22:18My father...
22:19Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:22You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:26And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:31Really?
22:32Yeah, really.
22:33Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:36New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:40I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:42In this year?
22:43Yeah, in this year.
22:45Because I think he's traumatized.
22:50Where do you know everything?
22:51On the extra sense?
22:53I feel like you can do this.
22:55CJ's SF有點 나는 문제를 be out.
22:57You are right.
23:00Frau, what that means?
23:02Maybe.
23:03It's Vostok, but you Потом can win.
23:05But you can win whoever theards.
23:07We can win people in the navy.
23:09Chicago.
23:10Not that that earlier.
23:12In the finals I am an at San Francisco.
23:14They are great cities, but very young.
23:17So you will win the Cue of Xenia for a year earlier than I did with my father.
23:26Thank you, it's time to sleep.
23:28Tomorrow you'll have to be perfect.
23:31You'll always be perfect.
23:33You'll have to be perfect.
23:34But you'll need to meet again.
23:38We'll see you later.
23:40See you later.
23:41See you later.
23:47Well, what?
23:50How's Paris, Sasha?
23:53Oh, it's cool.
23:56I just love this place.
24:00Clubs?
24:01It's my head.
24:04The girls.
24:05It's just nice.
24:07And the boys?
24:10Well, you've seen French boys.
24:15Yeah, Ilya?
24:17You've been so busy.
24:19Oh man.
24:21I don't like anything.
24:22You think you're joking?
24:23You're joking?
24:24Aren't you joking?
24:25You aren't joking?
24:26But then you're joking.
24:27You don't боience.
24:28You're joking.
24:29You'lliciary.
24:30You're joking.
24:31You're joking.
24:32You're joking.
24:34You're jokingly.
24:35You're joking.
24:37You're joking.
24:39You were fun.
24:40You're all fun.
24:41I'm joking.
24:42You were fun.
24:43I can't remember.
24:47Remember.
24:59Are you here? Seriously?
25:03It was dangerous. It was earlier you were burning.
25:07If you remember, you don't know me.
25:09We are the children, Sash.
25:16Yes, it's true.
25:23Let's stop.
25:25Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:30No.
25:39Okay.
25:41Okay.
25:43Okay.
25:45Okay.
25:51Okay.
25:53I'm glad to see you.
25:56I'm glad to see you.
26:09Okay.
26:13Okay.
26:15Captain's here.
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18Yeah!
26:19Yeah!
26:20What am I supposed to do?
26:21I don't know.
26:22My mom told me to get by.
26:23Oh, my God.
26:27There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:29Okay, playoffs are over.
26:30You cannot keep the beer.
26:31That's not a rule.
26:32You just made that up.
26:33Hollander, is that a rule?
26:34Unfortunately, it is.
26:35Fuck you, Hollander.
26:36You can barely even grow one.
26:37No, no.
26:38Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:39Fuck you, AJ.
26:40Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:42Stop it.
26:44Boys, it's starting.
26:46Turn it up.
26:47It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:50You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:52Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
26:56A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston calendar.
27:01He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:05Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:08Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:13I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:16I don't need to think about that.
27:18That was yesterday.
27:19That was before.
27:20Now, I only need one thing.
27:24I need to win here at home tonight.
27:33As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:37But I want to hear our fans.
27:39I want to hear them scream.
27:42I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:45I know you can do it.
27:48I've seen you fucking do it.
27:50I've seen every one of you do it.
27:52So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
27:55Because this is our fucking night.
28:01This is our fucking cup.
28:04Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:07I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:22Shane hates him the most.
28:24What?
28:25You hate Rosanoff.
28:26Of course.
28:27But, he's very good at hockey.
28:30The best probably.
28:31Eh, nah.
28:32You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:34Yeah.
28:35Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:39That is that.
28:40The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:44What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:47The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:50Leading his team in block shots.
28:52In shots against...
28:54Yeah!
28:57Legend of my life!
28:59Yeah!
29:00Yeah!
29:01Yeah!
29:02Woo!
29:03Woo!
29:04Woo!
29:05Woo!
29:06Woo!
29:07Woo!
29:08Woo!
29:18I am very hungry as you're mad.
29:19You did, The Boston Raiders,
29:20Well, nice watch.
29:29I gave this to you for free.
29:30What the fuck were you on?
29:31Five seconds.
29:3225 seconds.
29:34Or even doing.
29:36And now, presenting the Lord's Tower Award.
29:39I was busy.
29:40Was who?
29:41Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:43But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
29:56Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:01What?
30:03Come on.
30:03When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:06Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:14Great.
30:15Give me your number.
30:16I'll text them to you.
30:17No chance.
30:20And the Lord's Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:23I'll text them to you.
30:53Well...
31:05What?
31:09What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:12You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:16You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:19and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:21So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:27Well?
31:31I want you to suck my dick.
31:33Oh, fuck you.
31:34You are unbelievable.
31:35You suck my dick.
31:36I want you to suck my dick.
31:51Maybe as nicely.
31:59Please.
32:00If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:09you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:15Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:23Please.
32:30No.
32:38What?
32:40No.
32:43We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
32:51And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe...
32:59maybe do more than just suck your dick.
33:05When did your English get so good?
33:09I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:12Really?
33:14No.
33:14The New Yorker is boring.
33:18My dad loves it.
33:21Ah.
33:21So being boring is... is genetic.
33:25Wow.
33:26Genetic.
33:32Let's make a deal.
33:35If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:39And if you win?
34:01Good luck to me.
34:02Good luck to me.
34:052nd of September's murder.
34:14They're going to be on the line.
34:16I'm going to get the position now...
34:16They're going to be on the line...
34:17I'm going to get a position now, and if I are going to pass...
34:20I'll give you a home line-up on.
34:25Especially if we're going to last in place.
34:26I'll throw it in the cloud.
34:27It's going to...
34:28It's going to...
34:28It's going to...
34:28Congratulations.
34:51Now take off your clothes.
34:54You're such an asshole.
34:58You're such an asshole.
35:28You're such an asshole.
35:38What?
35:42Just a lot of windows.
35:44Good.
36:08Now get on the bed.
36:14This is a good hotel.
36:18Very nice vodka.
36:20It's hard to find in America.
36:23Okay.
36:26Touch yourself.
36:27What?
36:28Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:31You what?
36:32It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:35I've never...
36:36No shit.
36:37Fuck you.
36:39Give me some vodka at least.
36:41No, no, no.
36:41Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:44No, no, no.
37:14Do you want to know how it feels?
37:23How what feels?
37:25Holding the cup.
37:27You fucking asshole.
37:28Oh, I can barely describe it. Oh, my God, Hollander.
37:45Fuck.
37:46Are you going to fuck me?
37:56We will see.
38:00I need...
38:02What?
38:05You know.
38:06Tell me.
38:06I need you.
38:15I need you.
38:17I need you.
38:17I need you.
38:19I need you.
38:20I need you.
38:20I need you.
38:21I need you.
38:21I need you.
38:22I need you.
38:22Fuck.
38:22I need you.
38:23I need you.
38:23I need you.
38:23I need you.
38:24I need you.
38:24I need you.
38:24I need you.
38:25I need you.
38:25I need you.
38:26I need you.
38:26I need you.
38:26I need you.
38:27I need you.
38:28I need you.
38:28I need you.
38:28All right.
38:58So Russia this year was something else.
39:24It's intense there.
39:28So are you heading back soon?
39:34Back.
39:36To Russia for the summit?
39:39Oh, yes.
39:47Why?
39:49What do you mean, why?
39:52Do you have to?
39:55There is no have to.
39:57It's home.
39:59Yeah, but I don't know.
40:03Is it safe?
40:06What do you mean safe?
40:08I don't know.
40:11Do you even like it there?
40:13What difference does it make?
40:22A pretty big one, I think.
40:24I need to sleep.
40:32Yeah, me too, I should.
40:37So, uh, I'm off.
40:50Goodbye, Hollander.
40:51I'm sorry.
40:52Um, God.
41:04Okay.
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