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00:00:00Buy lingerie, check. Bikini watch, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:18before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking
00:00:23about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:30Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick, especially
00:00:40not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double
00:00:46shot of espresso in a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right?
00:00:52Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have
00:00:57got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:02I'm here to see my girl. Want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:19Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right,
00:01:34all right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, don't see. You look great. My bad,
00:01:40my bad, my bad, my bad. Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:52Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:53Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey, where did you find someone
00:02:19as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:26or having sex. Tosh, oh, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:40So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:43Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:54Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you. Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just
00:03:01chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month. You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:03:05especially while you're on the medication. Oh, my God. What?
00:03:09What? It was just chlamydia. Oh, fuck you all. Sounds like she already did.
00:03:35I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:37What? He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:44Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:51All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor
00:03:54administers a routine pelvic exam. So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie. He?
00:04:00A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam. This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:17It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.
00:04:29Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty-champ as it's your first time.
00:04:45Right. My first time. Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:51Nice to meet me. Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:59Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:02So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07That asshole.
00:05:09Yes.
00:05:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind
00:05:14of unwanted pregnancies, right? I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:18I will use a condom.
00:05:22I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:26Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:29Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:36Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really
00:05:40liked me, so.
00:05:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:45Uh, let's get started with the breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53Breast exam?
00:05:54If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:06:03Uh, it's probably easier if you play back.
00:06:06It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:16Stop it. Stop!
00:06:19My head's cold.
00:06:20No, they're perfect.
00:06:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:29There are no abnormalities.
00:06:31Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:38That wasn't so bad.
00:06:38Uh, Sophie, can you put your feet up and start for me?
00:06:41Okay, yes. I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:55So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:58All right, you're doing good.
00:07:01I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:04All right, I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for me.
00:07:19So, do you like younger women?
00:07:28I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:31No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:37So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:41Oh, duh. Now he thinks, you think he's a creep. Amazing.
00:07:47Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs. All right?
00:07:53Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:07:56His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:58Oh, my gosh.
00:08:06I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:07Did he?
00:08:11All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed. Oh, my God.
00:08:16Everything looks good.
00:08:17No hard memoralities.
00:08:19All right?
00:08:21Be right back.
00:08:29Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:34I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:37All right, Sophie. Here's your break.
00:08:47Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:52She's my patient.
00:08:58You got a finger by the hot dog jail?
00:09:00Why is coffee from you?
00:09:01The Luke?
00:09:03Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:04So is he, like, good with his fingers, or...?
00:09:10Shut up, everybody.
00:09:10Shit.
00:09:11He's so sexy.
00:09:13Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:16Don't worry.
00:09:18Okay?
00:09:18Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:20Okay, Sophie?
00:09:22Come on.
00:09:23Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:25I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:34Why do I even care?
00:09:35I don't care.
00:09:40Yo, are you ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:09:43Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:09:45You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:09:51You're dating a nun.
00:09:53She's never going to let you smash armor.
00:09:55Yo, you ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:09:58Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:04You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:06You're dating a nun.
00:10:08She's never going to let you smash armor.
00:10:09Call it.
00:10:10Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:14I just can't prove it.
00:10:16You will soon.
00:10:19You're going to film her?
00:10:24Dude, you're sick.
00:10:26What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:29A little bit of this.
00:10:31And she's going to go feral.
00:10:35Yo, that 1500 is mine.
00:10:37Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:42Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:44You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:48Hey, you need to pay.
00:10:54Fuck, my eyes.
00:10:55What the fuck?
00:10:56Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:01Cayley Avenue, apartment two.
00:11:03I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:11My lady.
00:11:19You nervous?
00:11:30Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:35I'm a freaking gynecologist.
00:11:40Nervous?
00:11:42I'm a little nervous.
00:11:44Don't be.
00:11:46You don't make cherries I popped.
00:11:52Wait.
00:11:53What?
00:11:55I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:11:57We're gonna have to wait, I'm sorry Mike.
00:11:59I can't do this.
00:12:02Are you kidding me?
00:12:04I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another mug.
00:12:07Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:09I'm going home.
00:12:16There it is.
00:12:20The hell you are.
00:12:22Not until I get something.
00:12:25No, no.
00:12:29Stop, Mike. Stop.
00:12:32Mike.
00:12:34Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:37Dr. Miller.
00:12:38Hey, Sophie.
00:12:39Hey.
00:12:40Hey.
00:12:41Hey, Sophie.
00:12:42Hey.
00:12:43Hey.
00:12:44Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:45Did you take something?
00:12:46What's up, Grandpa?
00:12:47Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:48Listen up, dumbass.
00:12:52Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:12:55I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:12:56If you want her, you can have her.
00:12:57I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:12:58What?
00:12:59What's so funny?
00:13:00You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:01Since who?
00:13:02You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:04I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:05My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:07That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:08I'm dead.
00:13:09You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:10Wait.
00:13:11Wait.
00:13:12Wait.
00:13:13Wait.
00:13:14Wait.
00:13:15Wait.
00:13:16Wait.
00:13:17Wait.
00:13:18You don't have to be a new one.
00:13:19If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:20I've got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:21Wait.
00:13:22What's so funny?
00:13:23You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:24Since who?
00:13:25You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:29My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:30That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:31I'm dead.
00:13:32You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:33Wait.
00:13:34Wait.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:36Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:37No, no, no.
00:13:38And you can let your buddy Jake know too.
00:13:39No, no, no! Please, can we talk about this? It was just a joke!
00:13:44Hey.
00:13:46Hey, come on.
00:14:03She's either really wasted or drugged. Either way, it's not good.
00:14:09You stole me from my date?
00:14:15Gives you the right, you asshole!
00:14:21I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:24Stop talking to me like you're my dad! I don't have a daddy fetish!
00:14:36How much did you have to drink?
00:14:39I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:43Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:47Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:48Tell me this. Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:14:53I was at the bar. All right? And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:06Wow. I'm an idiot.
00:15:16No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:17First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:26And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:32I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:38Sorry, Soph.
00:15:41So if you want my virginity week, you can have it.
00:15:56Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:06Are you hard right now?
00:16:15We're mid-argument.
00:16:17That's so wrong.
00:16:19You're drunk. I'm taking you home.
00:16:23What are you doing?
00:16:24You're drunk. I'm taking you home.
00:16:25What? No, I can't go home. My roommate's there. I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:30She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:40We're here.
00:16:41Here? Where is here?
00:16:44My place.
00:16:46You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:50If you're comfortable.
00:16:51I want to.
00:16:52I mean, I'm cool. I'm cool with that.
00:16:56But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:16:59Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:01Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:03You're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:04You're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:05You're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:06You're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:10You're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:11You're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:15You're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:30How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:17:46I don't like tight spaces. Not all tight spaces.
00:17:51Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:55Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:17:59Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:05Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:09I'm happy.
00:18:29You don't have to look away, Doc. You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:48I just don't want to be disrespectful. You know, I don't want you thinking I alert my patients all the time.
00:18:58Wait. You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:09No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:10Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:15You don't mess up my coffee order. You're kind to people. And you're beautiful.
00:19:23Who is that?
00:19:38This is my crazy ex-girlfriend. Um, you have to hide right now. All right? Come on.
00:19:45Luke? Are you home?
00:19:54Lukey? Come out, come out. Stop playing. I stole one of your pagers. I know you're not on call.
00:20:09Don't say a word.
00:20:10There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:18Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:22She's a Dean's daughter. We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:28Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:35What are you doing? You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:38I'm sleeping.
00:20:41Why don't I join you?
00:20:47I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:50Like what, baby? Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:54Ice cubes?
00:20:55What ice cubes?
00:20:56Like call the cops.
00:20:58Do you not remember I have restraining order against you?
00:21:00Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:02Come on, Lukey. You know you love screwing me.
00:21:11I have someone new in my life.
00:21:15Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:17I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:22And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:24Then I'm gonna call the Dean.
00:21:26And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:29Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:30No, you can't.
00:21:32One.
00:21:35Two.
00:21:36Fine, fine.
00:21:38I'm leaving.
00:21:41Your loss.
00:21:51Oh my God, Luke.
00:21:52Two.
00:22:06Holy shit.
00:22:08You smell like booze.
00:22:10I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:13What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:18I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:22You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:28You'll come back to me after I...
00:22:31take care of that little distraction.
00:22:37Fuck my life.
00:22:39Language, Miss Tisdale.
00:22:41Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:22:45I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:22:47and whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:22:49What would you have me do?
00:22:52Don't say it.
00:22:53Don't say it.
00:22:54You could join me.
00:22:59Selfie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:09Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:12There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me,
00:23:14so what's your problem?
00:23:35I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:36But?
00:23:40But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:23:42You're my patient, for one.
00:23:44In an on-campus clinic.
00:23:46I'm graduating this year.
00:23:49Second?
00:23:52Your version.
00:23:54Ouch.
00:23:56I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:07You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:11But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:16I don't make, love.
00:24:18I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:20I'm not that guy.
00:24:28Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:30I'm a big girl, I can handle myself.
00:24:35Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:37I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:24:45Someone's jealous.
00:24:47Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:24:53Because it's cheap.
00:24:54Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:00You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:04So do it.
00:25:06I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:07Ready?
00:25:08Ready?
00:25:09What's that?
00:25:11and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:15You see, you don't have to pull any tricks
00:25:16for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:20So do it.
00:25:21I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:27Ready?
00:25:34What's that?
00:25:35As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:25:41Sorry, Sylvia.
00:25:45Are you kidding me?
00:25:54Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:25:56You're killing me.
00:25:57So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house,
00:26:01you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:02A virgin?
00:26:04Yeah.
00:26:05I threw every proposition in the book at him,
00:26:07and he just didn't want this.
00:26:09Can you wait?
00:26:13Oh my God.
00:26:15Sophie, no 36-year-old man,
00:26:17I looked at his age, by the way,
00:26:18is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:22He respects you, dummy.
00:26:24Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:26I mean, he's clearly experienced,
00:26:28sophisticated, sexy,
00:26:30all the things I'm not.
00:26:31You have a brand new, shiny,
00:26:33tight pussy.
00:26:35A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:36And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:39Watch.
00:26:42Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:26:44No, can you just order?
00:26:46I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:04But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:08Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:10What do you want?
00:27:15I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:20I didn't get to introduce myself
00:27:22when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:25Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:27He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:29Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller
00:27:33knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:36Can you believe it?
00:27:39Sophie's evil.
00:27:41First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:27:43A slut.
00:27:45Pregnant with Luke's.
00:27:47Did you really think that a man
00:27:49that accomplished attractive and rich
00:27:52would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:27:57Sophie, you idiot.
00:27:58Of course he was never yours.
00:27:59Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:06You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:08I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:09I would never.
00:28:10What's going on?
00:28:11Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:14No, I didn't.
00:28:15I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:17Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:19Sophie?
00:28:21I'm calling the police.
00:28:23You know I would never do this, please.
00:28:25She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:27We need a medic, too.
00:28:29I'm a doctor.
00:28:29I'm a doctor.
00:28:55Um, no, no, no, no.
00:28:58I'm fine.
00:29:00I'll just be going.
00:29:03We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:07Never seen him look so angry.
00:29:09Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:14Your doctor didn't tell you
00:29:16you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:18It was for a friend.
00:29:19You liar.
00:29:20I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:22Let me go.
00:29:23I don't want to press charges.
00:29:26I don't want to press charges.
00:29:26Just a moment.
00:29:27Oh, my God.
00:29:35Oh, my God.
00:29:40You're crazy.
00:29:41You're actually crazy.
00:29:43Luke, please.
00:29:44I can explain.
00:29:45She's not right for you.
00:29:48Breaking into my house.
00:29:50Stealing my pager.
00:29:51That's normal for you, Gina.
00:29:52I get it.
00:29:53But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:29:56Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:05She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:08I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:09Stop.
00:30:10Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:12You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:15She's nothing.
00:30:17A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:20You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:23Officer, take her away.
00:30:28Let's go.
00:30:30You bitch!
00:30:31You don't deserve him.
00:30:32Let's go.
00:30:35I knew she was psycho.
00:30:37You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:30:41Thanks, Ev.
00:30:41Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:30:43I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:30:46Take the date.
00:30:56Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:30:58Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:08You came just to save me?
00:31:11Of course I did.
00:31:18I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you,
00:31:22so I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:25I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:32Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:34I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:37I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:39I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:31:43What do you mean?
00:31:45I mean, you reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:31:53What do you see in me?
00:31:55Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:31:59Entertainment?
00:31:59Sophie, if you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:03You're just young.
00:32:10I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:14Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:19What do you want?
00:32:30You.
00:32:33Take me seriously.
00:32:37Get in the car.
00:32:39What?
00:32:40To where?
00:32:41Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:32:44What?
00:32:45Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:32:49I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:16We're doing both.
00:33:16My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home.
00:33:22Your vacation home?
00:33:24As in you have multiple?
00:33:27Wow.
00:33:28Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:36And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:33:39Luke, you're not just rich.
00:33:40You're like old money.
00:33:42What the hell?
00:33:43Look, I didn't tell you because I didn't want to stress out.
00:33:46The truth is, yes.
00:33:48My family's rich.
00:33:50But we're not here to impress them.
00:33:52We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:33:54And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:10Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:13Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:22I'm not.
00:34:24Hang on.
00:34:25What even am I to Luke?
00:34:31Mother.
00:34:32Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:38Girlfriend?
00:34:39No way.
00:34:40Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:34:41Manners.
00:34:43Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:34:48Girlfriend?
00:34:50What happened to the pretty one?
00:34:53Gina?
00:34:55The dean's daughter?
00:34:56The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:34:59Ouch.
00:34:59Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend and my date to the gala.
00:35:07If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again, I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:12Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:15Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:22If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:23Oh, before we go, which room do you keep to Vinci's Dior and Versace?
00:35:28She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:31Fourth floor, third door on your floor.
00:35:34Thank you, Mother.
00:35:36Good to see you.
00:35:42That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:35:45Your brother has lost it.
00:35:55Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:35:58Is your mom always so...
00:36:09Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:11Yeah.
00:36:14That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:16But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:22You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:24That's sweet.
00:36:25I do.
00:36:25Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:30What does that mean?
00:36:42Luke, you did not.
00:36:48Which one of them speaks to you?
00:36:51I mean, I want all of them.
00:36:52That's done.
00:36:53I haven't even picked one out.
00:36:55You said you want all of them.
00:36:58They're yours.
00:37:0480s.
00:37:05I can't accept.
00:37:06This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:09Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:14Why do you like me?
00:37:15I'm just a college student, and you're you.
00:37:19Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:22Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:37:26You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:27I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:37:32Because it's not too late to not associate with me.
00:37:34Of course, it's too late.
00:37:50I've already fallen for you.
00:37:52Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:00Because I want it to be right.
00:38:03I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:38:07Well, take it slow.
00:38:14Even though there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:21Really?
00:38:28Really.
00:38:37Come back here.
00:38:53I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:38:58Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:01You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:07Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:14Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:22You know, I'm going to need you back for this.
00:39:34Whatever you say, doc.
00:39:37That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:39:45He dumped my best friend?
00:39:47The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm.
00:39:54Not strutting the campus mattress.
00:39:57Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:03Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:03I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm, just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:10That's my girl.
00:40:14Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:17I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:20I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:34I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:35Holy shit.
00:40:35It's not about being pretty.
00:40:44I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:40:49I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:40:52Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:40:56You're so refreshing.
00:41:02You ready?
00:41:20Wow.
00:41:21She doesn't look great at Virginia.
00:41:23Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:26Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:27Shut up.
00:41:29There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:31If my brother marries a snow bunny, it's out of Gina.
00:41:41I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:41:44This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:41:47Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:41:53Cheers.
00:41:56Girlfriend, not for long.
00:42:00Good evening, everyone.
00:42:16Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful Charity auction.
00:42:22Our first item.
00:42:27An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:42:35Starting big.
00:42:37Five thousand.
00:42:38Five thousand.
00:42:38Five thousand.
00:42:39Five thousand.
00:42:40Now six.
00:42:41It's right in a six.
00:42:42Bora Bora after finals.
00:42:43That's pretty good.
00:42:44Can I get...
00:42:45You need to come quick.
00:42:46My wife's having allergic reaction.
00:42:47You gonna be okay?
00:42:48Go.
00:42:49Let's go.
00:42:50Let's go.
00:42:51What is it?
00:42:52My throat.
00:42:53Over here now?
00:42:54Breathe.
00:42:55Sold.
00:42:56Number twelve.
00:42:57$7,000.
00:42:58All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:00Give me a round of applause.
00:43:01Congratulations.
00:43:02Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:03Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:04Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:15Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and a great personality.
00:43:19And she's like, oh, I'm sorry.
00:43:20I'm sorry.
00:43:21I'm sorry.
00:43:22I'm sorry.
00:43:23I'm sorry.
00:43:24I'm sorry.
00:43:25I'm sorry.
00:43:26I'm sorry.
00:43:27I'm sorry.
00:43:28I'm sorry.
00:43:29I'm sorry.
00:43:30I'm sorry.
00:43:31I'm sorry.
00:43:32I'm sorry.
00:43:33I'm sorry.
00:43:34I'm sorry.
00:43:35I'm sorry.
00:43:36And an even better mouth.
00:43:37What a hussy.
00:43:38Auctioning a blow job.
00:43:39I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:43:42I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:43:45I knew that you were too classless with this family.
00:43:49Poor Lukey.
00:43:50She hasn't fooled.
00:43:52Trailer trash skank.
00:43:54Who let her kind in here?
00:43:56I wouldn't do that.
00:43:57I would never.
00:43:58I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:02Hmm. Really, Sophie? No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:06Whew. All right.
00:44:08Five hundred?
00:44:10All right. Five hundred for the poor girl?
00:44:14She's got student loans.
00:44:15Whatever that means.
00:44:17Where's Luke?
00:44:22Are you?
00:44:25I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:27No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:29What's wrong with me? I recognize you. You're one of my sister's shithead friends. What the hell is going on here?
00:44:34Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:36Patrick, get out of my way.
00:44:38Why lower your standards? We're millionaires. She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:44:49You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money. Motherfucker.
00:44:55$4.50.
00:44:58$400?
00:44:59Oh, all right.
00:45:03I mean, look, I know Sophie is just being modest. Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:11Well, I'll help the young lady, then. Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19Sold for $400.
00:45:21Wow, Sophie. Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:36Used goods? That's right, Serena. After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:45:41Lukey, watch your mouth right now!
00:45:43What was that you were saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:45:49You idiot! Get off the stage! We're leaving!
00:45:57Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:45:59You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you pussy!
00:46:02I see!
00:46:03No need, my dear.
00:46:05Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you after all of this.
00:46:11Young man, that information you gave is illegal! You're a doctor!
00:46:24Greg, I was waiting to get to you. You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:27Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie? How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:48I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:46:51You can't.
00:46:52You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the university, so you can't touch me.
00:46:59So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:08Let's go. Get to writing. Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:20Where'd these assholes go?
00:47:22You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me. I would have been okay.
00:47:25I do it a thousand times over. No one comes at my woman like that. Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:34Blackmail surprisingly works. You all right?
00:47:50What are you looking for?
00:47:51I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:02Right. Okay. Make me an appletini.
00:48:09What?
00:48:10Seriously?
00:48:11All right. So, vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur. Can we just do something easier?
00:48:20You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:25Move.
00:48:29Can you open that?
00:48:33All right. Let's just make it simple. Body shots.
00:48:43I've never done that before.
00:48:46Seriously?
00:48:47What do you mean? You're, like, so old.
00:48:49I was trying to get into school.
00:48:51I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:48:55He just said you're hot.
00:48:57Make the move, Sophie.
00:48:57Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:10Holy shit.
00:49:11Holy shit.
00:49:27All right. I got the hang of that.
00:49:34Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:36Now or never, Sophie. Go for it.
00:49:38New rule. You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:41Is that so?
00:49:43Then, where are you going to lick me?
00:49:46Shame, shame.
00:49:56You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:49:59Blame, blame.
00:50:01Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:04How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:07Think you could get away with it.
00:50:09Be careful what you get.
00:50:10Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:12I'm sorry.
00:50:22Was that?
00:50:24You driving me fucking wild.
00:50:27Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:35Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:50:37Wait, what?
00:50:39Sophie, I went too far.
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:42Fuck.
00:50:43Luke, no, no, no.
00:50:44I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:50:46I want to do this with you.
00:50:48Lose my virginity.
00:50:50Sophie.
00:50:52Don't Sophie me.
00:50:53That's so patronizing.
00:50:57Wait, I'm trying.
00:50:58But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:02I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:05I'm terrified of that.
00:51:07It's this that hurts me.
00:51:08What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:09What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:13Being together?
00:51:14Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:18I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:20My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:23I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:26But am I right for you?
00:51:28And you really want to take on this much baggage?
00:51:30I might be a virgin, but this whole it's-not-you-it's-me thing is really freshman year.
00:51:40So, where are you going?
00:51:42I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:51:44I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:51:46You think you're doing me this favor,
00:51:48but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:51:53Don't follow me.
00:51:59Damn it.
00:52:07Guess I'm the first girl in the room to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:18What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:26You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:31Now your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:33Nope.
00:52:35Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:52:37So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:52:40All to myself.
00:52:44What?
00:52:45You heard me.
00:52:47Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:52:51Seriously?
00:52:52You're into this?
00:52:54Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:52:56Hell yeah, I would.
00:52:58Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:00Wow.
00:53:01I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:03Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:05I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:09Pause.
00:53:11What did you just say?
00:53:15I'm a virgin?
00:53:19She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:21Aw, cute.
00:53:22Excuse me?
00:53:23Too much work.
00:53:25You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:26You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:31Sweetie?
00:53:31I'm a senior.
00:53:32That's even sadder.
00:53:33You were just into me.
00:53:37Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:40You're obviously a nice girl.
00:53:42But I'm looking for a fun time, you know?
00:53:45You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:53:48You were just into me.
00:53:49Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:52You're obviously a nice girl.
00:53:53but I'm looking for a fun time you know you're gonna get feels and it's gonna
00:53:59get messy and sorry I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid
00:54:18horny track guy to get with me he would probably fuck anything except
00:54:23for me apparently oh and Luke of course Luke on the other hand he's had his hands
00:54:31literally inside of me and I guess he was just so repulsed that they didn't need to
00:54:36see more you know what Sophie where the hell you been I'm a fancy Ivy League
00:54:47doctor and I'm also hot as fuck and I just love to lead girls on with the
00:54:51orgasm pap smear two for one say something asshole can I come get you
00:54:59right now please so you can what not have sex yeah I don't think so I think I'll
00:55:04stay right here where the guys at least have I don't know the decency to not lead
00:55:07me on guys what guys someone do something to you of course not they they said I
00:55:14was too messy too messy and too much and I guess that means you get a second
00:55:19chance you either fuck me before you lose me I think I'm pass out I'm coming to get
00:55:28you get four on you alright so hey wake up
00:55:43I got you come on
00:55:49is she
00:56:05she's fine she's bottled water in two of these in the morning I don't know what
00:56:15she drank but whatever it is gonna hit her hard
00:56:17Sophie you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:21rise and shine party animal you have a lot to tell me
00:56:45you feel like shit you look like shit but like a million bucks so is this a gift from
00:56:55Luke or I really the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover
00:57:00worse is hearing his name he led me on and then left me for Ted but Luke brought
00:57:07you back to I don't want to hear it
00:57:09I'm done having my time wasted I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin so I've decided
00:57:18I'm not a virgin anymore huh well virginity is like a whole construct right people guys aren't
00:57:27gonna stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one and looking like one
00:57:33I need you to help me look slutty
00:57:38no way I'm not gonna do that
00:57:44you're not gonna help me look sexy why not
00:57:46Sophie you are sexy
00:57:48I'm not slutty sexy
00:57:50guys don't go for that
00:57:52I look like a nun librarian
00:57:54I'm giving off don't fuck
00:57:56snooze fest boring
00:57:58Sophie as your best friend I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:03for the right guy
00:58:04the thing is mr. right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:07warm me up
00:58:12perfect
00:58:28isn't that that one dorky barista chick
00:58:51there's no way
00:58:53that goes off
00:58:54yeah
00:58:55it is
00:58:56that's sophie tisdale
00:58:58dude the makeover is actually working
00:59:00everyone's looking at you
00:59:02good I hope the news gets back to luke
00:59:04I mean more
00:59:06oh shit there he is are you gonna say something
00:59:13holy shit Sophie
00:59:18thanks babe
00:59:23I mean it's all beautiful
00:59:30and what can I get for you handsome
00:59:36a latte would be nice but uh I like what you're giving me right now
00:59:40I take all kinds of tips
00:59:42what the hell's going on here
00:59:43stop interrupting grandpa
00:59:45what the fuck did you just say
00:59:47one latte
00:59:48coming right up
00:59:51and what can I get for you doctor
00:59:53Sophie what is this
00:59:54you're dressed different
00:59:55you're acting different
00:59:56I don't get it
00:59:58whoops
00:59:59let me get that for you
01:00:00so did you want a coffee
01:00:08the ab shining is on the house
01:00:10Sophie I don't
01:00:12is this like a punishment
01:00:13I mean if it is I get it
01:00:14but throwing yourself at other guys
01:00:15that's not you
01:00:16that's really not up to you anymore
01:00:17Dr. Miller
01:00:18I gave you a chance
01:00:20and besides there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:22and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process
01:00:24hey uh
01:00:25we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:27they don't land fair
01:00:29you should come
01:00:31she's got plans
01:00:32actually I don't
01:00:35my first frat party invite
01:00:37wow
01:00:38this whole hot girl act is actually working
01:00:40you should bring your home girl
01:00:42guys gonna love you
01:00:43I will see you tonight
01:00:47you're not going to bed
01:00:48newsflash
01:00:49you're not my boyfriend
01:00:50you could have been but you didn't want the baggage
01:00:52that's not true
01:00:53actually I have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:00:55my very sexy very booby outfit
01:00:58go go go
01:01:01Sophie I'm not gonna let you fill your life away
01:01:03just because of me alright
01:01:04if I'm gonna do this fucking frat party 36 years old
01:01:06I will
01:01:07what could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:12oh that was sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:15yeah I think I still have the ears somewhere
01:01:17ew that doesn't even sound right
01:01:19I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's
01:01:26Everly not funny
01:01:28imagine being old ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:31and he gets a text from you in this
01:01:33if he hasn't jumped off a bridge he definitely will
01:01:36how pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base with
01:01:40hey whatever helps you get over him okay
01:01:47red push up bra
01:01:48pink
01:01:49red
01:01:50get in get Sophie safe get out
01:02:05Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for
01:02:07sick costume bro
01:02:12right
01:02:14gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in man
01:02:20sorry
01:02:21rules
01:02:22rules
01:02:32idiot man
01:02:36I have to get to her where is it?
01:02:41stop being shy you look hot
01:02:46see
01:02:49wait hand me your phone
01:02:50why
01:02:52Erica
01:02:55girls
01:02:57come here
01:02:58um
01:02:59let's find out
01:03:16asking
01:03:17click
01:03:18the
01:03:19way
01:03:20Cause I get the ring if you're bad and you know it, you're my twinny twins.
01:03:23I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:26He opened it immediately.
01:03:28He's so whipped.
01:03:30Welcome to the party.
01:03:35I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:37He opened it immediately.
01:03:39He's so whipped.
01:03:41Welcome to the party.
01:03:46Do it with his abs!
01:03:50Woo!
01:03:52Hell yeah!
01:03:53Looks a little something like this.
01:03:55Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:03:57This is what you pop.
01:04:04It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:07So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be! So be!
01:04:18Oh yeah!
01:04:26This girl's crazy!
01:04:27Woo!
01:04:29Yo! This girl's crazy!
01:04:35Just give me a second guys.
01:04:37Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:44you're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you actually I'm not thinking about you
01:04:51at all that's a lie you talk come on Sophie let's play spin the bottle coming my friend
01:05:01he's just leaving actually I'll join what no who's going first I'll spin do you think he's a TA I hope it
01:05:22lands on me he seems experienced
01:05:36fuck Sophie and Luke to the closet as soon as the seven minutes are up I want out
01:05:52can we talk like adults can we fuck like adults
01:06:02you know you dress like this makes me want a fucking right hand
01:06:22how about another pelvic exam Dr. Miller
01:06:31so
01:06:42so
01:06:54what time's up we were just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your
01:07:12medicine Luke now you'll wish you would have fucked me when you had the chance
01:07:24so how was it Luke's a little too shy for me I'm gonna spin again
01:07:40so meet me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:07:59okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so I'm warning you
01:08:18you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors like everyone says
01:08:26your freaky sex goddess Derek says that you put your legs behind your head I don't even know a
01:08:32Derek I'm sorry Noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so screwed
01:08:40everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one they're gonna kill me no they're
01:08:46gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna make fun of me to death wait I'll help you
01:08:56it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin oh they're gonna call me that till they freaking
01:09:09graduate we don't have time just come here you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't
01:09:16care nope I'm just trying to make someone jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for
01:09:22all I care just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:25I owe you Noah Noah are you in there oh yeah oh it's getting crazy in there oh yeah
01:09:44all right that's enough
01:09:45Sophie you open the damn door okay ready it's working
01:09:54oh you really want to piss him off he deserves it
01:09:59oh
01:10:02oh
01:10:04oh
01:10:06oh
01:10:07oh
01:10:08oh
01:10:09oh
01:10:11oh
01:10:12oh
01:10:13oh
01:10:14oh
01:10:15oh
01:10:16oh
01:10:17oh
01:10:18oh
01:10:19oh
01:10:20oh
01:10:21oh
01:10:22oh
01:10:23oh
01:10:24what's the problem doctor
01:10:26the fuck were you doing in the middle then
01:10:28well
01:10:31first I unzipped his pants
01:10:33and then I saw his cock
01:10:41liar
01:10:43you don't know that
01:10:48you know you belong to me
01:10:49someone
01:10:50Thank youć¾ć§
01:10:55Forrest
01:11:09in the corner
01:11:10Emma
01:11:11finally
01:11:12coming in
01:11:14I need a softener.
01:11:27I don't want to.
01:11:30Me too.
01:11:44What? Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:50No. No, I'm not changing my mind. I'm just kicking myself.
01:11:56I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long. You fucking idiot.
01:12:02You are.
01:12:14Ain't so much space for me. I'm out here, girl. I'm back up in this trap.
01:12:24Unless you better take that. Someone better be dying.
01:12:28What's it code blue?
01:12:30They are.
01:12:34I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:12:40I've been burned too many times. Are we ever going to do this hook?
01:12:44Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:12:50I promise we're going to do this. We are.
01:12:54But not in some shitty fat house.
01:12:58You deserve better than that.
01:13:00Better how?
01:13:03You have a passport, right?
01:13:09So, sexy underwear? Track.
01:13:12A jacket? Track.
01:13:14A bikini.
01:13:16Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:17He didn't tell me.
01:13:21Crap, he's here.
01:13:24Bitch, you won't believe this. Oh my God.
01:13:32No way.
01:13:33This man's insane. He's actually psycho.
01:13:35On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:40Good look, soldier.
01:13:44Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:47He's hot. Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:50It's finally happening.
01:13:51It's finally happening.
01:13:52It's finally happening.
01:13:53You look incredible.
01:13:54Huh? You said airport fit.
01:13:59I guess you just look delicious in everything.
01:14:00You look incredible.
01:14:01Huh? You said airport fit.
01:14:02I guess you just look delicious in everything.
01:14:06This is so psychotic. Am I really worth all this?
01:14:07It's the first times.
01:14:09you look incredible
01:14:17you said airport fit
01:14:20I guess you just look delicious
01:14:22and everything
01:14:22this is so psychotic
01:14:30am I really worth all this?
01:14:34it's the first times
01:14:39are we flying domestically or internationally today sir?
01:14:42international
01:14:43look, if you don't give me back my sight
01:14:55in the next five seconds
01:14:56I'm gonna lose my mind
01:14:57I'm sorry, I just didn't want to run the surprise
01:14:59you ready?
01:15:06a croissant?
01:15:08you flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:11it's a hit
01:15:12go look at the view
01:15:14you'll know where we are
01:15:15are you crazy?
01:15:24you took me to Paris?
01:15:25I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:15:37and then a reservation at a five star restroom
01:15:40look
01:15:41you want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:50I think you should take your clothes off
01:15:52I think you should take your clothes off
01:15:56yeah, I think that's a good idea
01:15:59it's finally happening
01:16:16it's finally happening
01:16:16I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:16:30you know, it was weird when you were my customer and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:16:46is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on?
01:16:51get away from my patient, Dr. Miller
01:16:58she's all yours?
01:17:00Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:08yes
01:17:09we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:12um, I regret to inform you, Sophie
01:17:15we're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:17Laureen, don't tell me
01:17:21I'm sorry?
01:17:22Sophie, you're pregnant
01:17:25I'll give you two a moment
01:17:30I'm so sorry, I don't know how this happened
01:17:40I thought I was trying to be safe
01:17:42wow
01:17:44what do you think the odds are?
01:17:461.6 in a 100
01:17:48you'd probably hate me
01:17:51as long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited
01:17:55graduations in a month and
01:17:58I mean, we'll be able to do it together
01:18:07Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:09Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:10Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:11Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:12Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:14Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:15Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:16Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:17Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:18Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:19Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:20Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:21Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:22Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:23Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:24Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:25Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:26Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:27Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:28Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:29Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:30Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:31Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:32Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:33Sophie, I'm all in
01:18:34Sophie, I'm all in
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