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00:00:00Buy lingerie, check. Bikini wax, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:18before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not
00:00:22thinking about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity. It's Mr. Big Dick,
00:00:26okay? Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick,
00:00:36especially not loose dick, especially not loose. Probably really big dick. Morning,
00:00:39dick. Double shot of espresso in a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right? Okay, perfect. Thank
00:00:45you. Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would've
00:00:50got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:00:56coffee. Right, right, sorry. Oh my god. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend.
00:01:21All right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. No, baby. I'm sick of a great. My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:32Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:36Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:43Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:01:48Oh my god. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor. She's such a slut. As if someone
00:01:54as hot as him would want her. Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:01Looks like she's not very experienced in grown-up things. Like making coffee. Or having sex.
00:02:07Josh, oh, come on. Oh my god. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:13Yes. So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:22Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five cleaner right here.
00:02:28Brooke, is it? Hey, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:31What? I literally don't even know you. Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week,
00:02:35gonorrhea last month. You should be more careful who you sleep with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:02:39Oh my god. What did he? It was just chlamydia. Oh, fuck you all.
00:02:46Sounds like she already did.
00:02:47Oh, wick.
00:02:49I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:05He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:10Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:16All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor even serves a routine
00:03:19pelvic exam. So go ahead and get this on.
00:03:22Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:03:23He?
00:03:29A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam. This day could not be any more humiliating.
00:03:36Good morning, miss. It's his there.
00:03:40It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.
00:03:51Oh, I'm full of the Dr. Tini-Chant has a tears.
00:04:01Right. My first time.
00:04:02Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:04Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:06Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:08Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:13Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:04:14So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:04:18Yes. That asshole. Yes.
00:04:21I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted
00:04:25pregnancy, right? I mean, I'm sure you don't want to be pregnant with that guy.
00:04:28I will use a condom.
00:04:31I say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:04:34Dr. Miller, I'm not sure if you're- Nurse, can you grab me a disrespectful, please?
00:04:37Y-yes, Dr. Miller.
00:04:38I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:04:41I'm ready. I think I'm ready. Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an
00:04:46asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so.
00:04:48You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there. Uh,
00:04:51let's get started with breast exam. Breast exam? Breast exam?
00:04:59If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor. No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:05:07Uh, it's probably easier to shoot my back.
00:05:11It's okay.
00:05:15It's okay. Stop thinking about losing your virginity. Stop it. Stop.
00:05:19My asshole? No, they're perfect.
00:05:22Stop embarrassing yourself. There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:05:28There are no abnormalities.
00:05:32Thank you, Luke. Dr. Miller. That wasn't so bad.
00:05:36Uh, Sophie, can you- you don't miss her for me?
00:05:43Okay, yes. I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a
00:05:47half-smear. So, I need to relax for me. All right? I'm doing good.
00:05:55I wonder if this is how he toss women through orgasms.
00:06:03All right. I'm going to be inserting a speculum. You're going to swallow your
00:06:09service. You need to relax for me.
00:06:14So, do you like younger women?
00:06:18I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:06:20No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:06:26So, for my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at clinic.
00:06:29Oh, duh. Now he thinks, you think he's agreed. Amazing.
00:06:33Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs. All right?
00:06:39Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:06:41His fingers literally inside of me. Oh my gosh.
00:06:49I think I just had an orgasm.
00:06:52To Pete.
00:06:54All right.
00:06:55He's so noticed. Oh my god.
00:06:58Everything looks good.
00:06:59You don't have no rallies. All right? I'll be right back.
00:07:02Is that a freaking Westphal?
00:07:13I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:07:18All right. So, here's your break.
00:07:24Should I break into the cafe?
00:07:25All right.
00:07:28She's my patient.
00:07:36Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:07:39You are so graphic.
00:07:42Speaking of sperm.
00:07:44I just need your appointment one, okay?
00:07:45You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:07:48Luke.
00:07:49Are you serious?
00:07:51You got finger by the eye.
00:07:52I'll talk to you.
00:07:52I'll pack coffee from you.
00:07:53Be Luke.
00:07:55Sophie, you're a freak.
00:07:57So, is he like go with his fingers or uh...
00:08:01Shut up, everybody.
00:08:01Shit.
00:08:02He's so sexy.
00:08:04Maybe I should schedule my cops here.
00:08:06Don't worry.
00:08:07Okay?
00:08:08Tonight's going to be amazing, okay?
00:08:09So, let's...
00:08:11Come on.
00:08:12Let's get you ready for your good night tonight.
00:08:17I hope night's worth it, Sophie.
00:08:21Why do I even care?
00:08:23Why do I even care?
00:08:26Yo.
00:08:26You ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:08:29Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:08:33You're not winning any event tonight, buddy.
00:08:35You're dating a nun.
00:08:36She's never going to let you smash.
00:08:38I'm calling.
00:08:38Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:08:42I just can't prove it.
00:08:43You will soon.
00:08:46You're going to film her?
00:08:46There you go.
00:08:51Dude, you're sick.
00:08:52What if she does it lately?
00:08:56And she's going to go feral.
00:08:58Don't get involved, Luke.
00:09:07You're just a customer and a doctor.
00:09:11Hey, you need to pay.
00:09:12Fuck, my eyes.
00:09:16What the fuck?
00:09:17Where's your fucking friend before I call the house?
00:09:22Cayley Avenue, apartment two.
00:09:23I need to get this open.
00:09:24I need to get this open.
00:09:30The lady.
00:09:45You notice?
00:09:47Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:09:51You nervous?
00:09:56I'm a little nervous.
00:09:58Don't be.
00:09:59You don't make cherries I pop.
00:10:04Wait.
00:10:05What?
00:10:07I'm sorry.
00:10:07I forgot to start my birth control.
00:10:08I never have to wait.
00:10:09I'm sorry, man.
00:10:10I can't do this.
00:10:13Are you kidding me?
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:15You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:10:17Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:10:19I'm going home.
00:10:21There it is, man.
00:10:28The hell you are.
00:10:29That's how I did something.
00:10:32No, no.
00:10:36Sammy, stop.
00:10:38Hey.
00:10:44Who the fuck invited you?
00:10:48Dr. Miller.
00:10:50Hey, Sophie.
00:10:51Hey.
00:10:51Hey, Sophie.
00:10:52Hey.
00:10:55Hey.
00:10:55Hey, Sophie.
00:10:56Hey.
00:10:58Hey, can you hear me?
00:10:59Did you take something?
00:11:00What's up, Grandpa?
00:11:01I'm not fucking invited.
00:11:05Listen up, dumbass.
00:11:06Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:11:08I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:11:10If you want her, you can have her.
00:11:11I can plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:11:13What?
00:11:13What's the point?
00:11:14You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:11:15Since who?
00:11:16You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:11:18Yeah.
00:11:20Dr. Luke Miller.
00:11:21My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:11:24It means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:11:28You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:11:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no.
00:11:32And you can let your body take now, too.
00:11:34No, no, no, please, can we talk about this?
00:11:36No, it's just a joke.
00:11:36Oh, you want to talk?
00:11:38Oh.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:42Hank.
00:11:56She's either really wasting her drugs.
00:11:58Either way, it's not good.
00:12:05You stole me from my date?
00:12:06I can see the break, asshole.
00:12:13I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:12:15Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:12:17I don't have a daddy finish.
00:12:25How much would you have to drink?
00:12:27I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:12:30Just because you shove a speculum of me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:12:34Don't call me a doctor.
00:12:35Tell me this.
00:12:35Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:12:42I was at the bar.
00:12:43I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:12:50No, I'm not an idiot.
00:12:57No, I'm not an idiot.
00:12:59First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:13:07And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:13:12I waxed my asshole.
00:13:14Poor that asshole.
00:13:17Sorry, Soph.
00:13:22So if you want my virginity,
00:13:24You can have it.
00:13:38Someone clearly wants me.
00:13:39Are you hard right now?
00:13:47We're mid-argument.
00:13:48That's so hard.
00:13:50You're drunk.
00:13:51I'm taking you home.
00:13:54What are you doing?
00:13:55You're drunk.
00:13:56I'm taking you home.
00:13:56What?
00:13:57No, I can't go home.
00:13:58My roommate's there.
00:13:59I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:14:00She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:14:08We're here.
00:14:09Here?
00:14:10Where is here?
00:14:12My place.
00:14:13You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:14:17If you're comfortable.
00:14:17I want to.
00:14:19I mean, I'm cool.
00:14:20I'm cool with that.
00:14:22But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:14:24Smooth, Sophie.
00:14:27Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:14:30You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:14:49The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:15:01How do you afford to live here alone?
00:15:03It's huge.
00:15:05All my tight braces.
00:15:07Not all tight braces.
00:15:09Is he a tease or do I just need to wait for my mind?
00:15:13Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:15:14You'll feel better afterwards.
00:15:15Thanks for taking care of me, doc.
00:15:20Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:15:24No.
00:15:30You don't have to look away, doc.
00:15:53You've seen way too much of me already.
00:15:55I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:16:01You know, I don't want you thinking I alert my patients all the time.
00:16:04Wait, you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:16:10and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:16:13No, this isn't.
00:16:16Then why me?
00:16:17I'm nothing special.
00:16:19You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:16:22You're kind to people.
00:16:24You're beautiful.
00:16:25Who is that?
00:16:38This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:16:41You have to hide right now, all right?
00:16:46Luke, are you home?
00:16:51Lukey, come out, come out.
00:16:54Stop playing.
00:16:56I stole one of your pagers.
00:16:58I know you're not on call.
00:17:03Don't say word.
00:17:05There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:17:11Are you seriously going to go with your ex right now?
00:17:13What the hell?
00:17:15She's the dean's daughter.
00:17:16We broke up forever ago, but she stalked my patients.
00:17:18She gets me kicked out of school.
00:17:19Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:17:25What are you doing?
00:17:26You didn't answer my calls.
00:17:28I'm sleeping.
00:17:30Why don't I kill you?
00:17:35I can think of a million things I'm about to do.
00:17:38Like what, baby?
00:17:39Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:17:41Ice cubes?
00:17:42What ice cubes?
00:17:43I call the cops.
00:17:45Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:17:47Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:17:48Come on, Lukey.
00:17:50You know you love screwing me.
00:17:56I have someone new in my life.
00:17:59Someone new?
00:18:00Who the fuck is she?
00:18:02I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:18:05And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:18:06And I'm going to call the dean.
00:18:07And I'm going to let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pagers.
00:18:11Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:18:11No, you can't.
00:18:13One.
00:18:16Two.
00:18:16Fine, fine.
00:18:18I'm leaving.
00:18:20You're lost.
00:18:29Oh my god, Lu.
00:18:30Holy shit.
00:18:43I smell my boots.
00:18:45I sobered up, I swear.
00:18:47What's with the ice cubes?
00:18:51I prefer no ice cubes.
00:18:53You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:19:00You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:19:16My virginity?
00:19:19Yep, still in time.
00:19:23Fuck my life.
00:19:24Language, Ms. Sidda.
00:19:26Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:19:29I'm here to attend to your massive hangover.
00:19:31Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:19:34What would you have me do?
00:19:35Don't say it.
00:19:36Don't say it.
00:19:37You could join me.
00:19:41Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:19:49Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:19:52There are plenty of guys on campus who wouldn't want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:19:54I don't even want to think about some bloody session here.
00:20:13What?
00:20:13I've done a lot of things, Sophie.
00:20:17You're my patient from one.
00:20:18In an on-campus clinic.
00:20:20I'm graduating this year.
00:20:23Second.
00:20:25Your virgin.
00:20:26I'm asking you to change that.
00:20:37You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:20:39I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards.
00:20:48All right, sweetheart?
00:20:50I'm not that guy.
00:20:50Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:20:57I'm a big girl.
00:20:58I can handle myself.
00:21:01Unless you're just not interested.
00:21:03I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:21:09Someone's job.
00:21:12Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe
00:21:15to have you make me a cup of coffee, man.
00:21:16Because it's cheap.
00:21:27Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and maybe make me a cup of coffee.
00:21:34You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:21:38So do it.
00:21:39I'm ready, I promise.
00:21:40What's that?
00:21:50That's your doctor and I'm getting started with your birth control.
00:21:57Sorry.
00:21:59Are you kidding me?
00:22:06You're not, uh, can I get, uh,
00:22:08continue to be killing me?
00:22:09So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see a stick and you're still...
00:22:13A virgin?
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this.
00:22:22Kitty, wait, oh my god.
00:22:23Sophie, no 36 year old man, I would just say, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:22:30He respects you, dummy.
00:22:31Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:22:33I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:22:37You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy. The Cadillac Pussy.
00:22:42It looks gonna be back for a test drive. Watch.
00:22:47Hi, is the Cadillac Pussy a new drink?
00:22:48No, can you just order?
00:22:49I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern, but a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:23:07Luke's psycho X followed me.
00:23:10What do you want?
00:23:13I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:23:19I need to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:23:22Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina. He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:23:26Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:23:33Can you believe it? Sophie's evil.
00:23:36First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:23:38A slut.
00:23:39We're pregnant with Luke's.
00:23:41Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke,
00:23:47loser barista?
00:23:49Sophie, you idiot. Of course he was never yours.
00:23:51Sophie, you can have him. You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:23:58I didn't do this, I swear. I would never.
00:24:00What's going on?
00:24:01Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:24:03No, I didn't. I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:24:06Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:24:08Sophie? I'm calling the police.
00:24:11No, I would never do this. Please.
00:24:12She just assaulted a pregnant woman. We need a minute, too.
00:24:16I'm a doctor.
00:24:16I'm a doctor.
00:24:25Um, no, no, no, no. I'm fine. I'll just be going.
00:24:43We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:24:47I've never seen him look so angry.
00:24:49Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:24:54Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:24:57It was for a friend.
00:24:58You liar. I saw you drinking from it.
00:25:01Let me go. I don't want to press charges.
00:25:03Just a moment.
00:25:13Oh, my God. You're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:25:17Luke, please. I can explain. She is not right for you.
00:25:22Bringing you into my house. Stealing my pager.
00:25:24That's normal for you, Gina. I get it.
00:25:26But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:25:33Officer? I want her involuntarily committed.
00:25:36She's dated to herself and people around her.
00:25:39I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:25:40Stop. Luke, this isn't you.
00:25:43You are just being taken advantage of.
00:25:45She's nothing. A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:25:49You're better than this, Luke.
00:25:51Officer, take her away.
00:25:55Let's go.
00:25:57You bitch don't deserve him.
00:25:59Let's go.
00:26:02I knew she was psycho.
00:26:03You could even hurt fly even if someone paid you to.
00:26:06Thanks, Ev.
00:26:07Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:26:08I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:26:11Take the date.
00:26:19Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:26:20I can't like this.
00:26:29He came just to save me?
00:26:32Of course I did.
00:26:33I knew that when she stopped going on my phone, that she was going to come after you.
00:26:41So I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:26:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:26:48Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:26:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:26:52I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:26:55I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:26:58What do you mean?
00:26:59I mean, you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:27:06What do you see in me?
00:27:08Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:27:11Entertainment?
00:27:12Sophie, if you were just entertainment, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:27:14You're just young.
00:27:21I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:27:23Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:27:28What do you want?
00:27:33What do you want?
00:27:38You.
00:27:40Take me seriously.
00:27:43Get in the car.
00:27:45What? To where?
00:27:47Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:27:49What?
00:27:50Unless you have something else planned for a break.
00:27:58I thought you said we were here to meet your family and not go to a gala.
00:28:15We're doing both.
00:28:17My mother, she hosts our next charity gala here from vacation home.
00:28:21Your vacation home?
00:28:22As in you have multiple?
00:28:25Wow.
00:28:25Mr. Millie.
00:28:27It's good to have you home, sir.
00:28:32And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:28:35You're not just rich.
00:28:36You're like old money.
00:28:38What the hell?
00:28:39Look, I didn't tell you that I don't want to stress out.
00:28:41The truth is, yes, my family's rich.
00:28:44But we're not here to impress them.
00:28:46We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:28:48And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:28:55Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:29:05Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:29:11I'm not.
00:29:11Hang on, how even am I to Luke?
00:29:14Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:29:24Girlfriend?
00:29:25No way.
00:29:26Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:29:27Manners.
00:29:28Nice to meet you, Miss Mother.
00:29:32My friend?
00:29:33What happened to the queen mom?
00:29:37Gina?
00:29:38The dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:29:42Ouch.
00:29:42Mother, again, they just said this is my girlfriend.
00:29:47And my date to the gala.
00:29:48If I have to remind you the importance of my life again,
00:29:50I'm going to make sure this gala is not going to sleep.
00:29:52Unless you want one of your poms trying to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:29:55Oh, thank you, my grateful child.
00:29:57I'm sorry.
00:30:01Yo, excuse us.
00:30:01I'm going to get ready.
00:30:02Well, before we go, which room do you keep the bitches your and Versace and choose some options from tonight?
00:30:08Fourth floor, third door, all in favor.
00:30:11Thank you, Mother.
00:30:13Good to see you.
00:30:18That was the hottest thing anybody's ever felt like.
00:30:20Your brother has lost it.
00:30:29Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:30:38Is your mom always so...
00:30:40Narcissistic psychopath?
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:44That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:30:46But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients.
00:30:50So I'm going to come back every year.
00:30:51You care a lot about your patients.
00:30:53That's sweet.
00:30:53I do.
00:30:55Plus the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:30:58What does that mean?
00:31:08Luke, you did not.
00:31:13Which one of them speaks to you?
00:31:15I mean, I want all of them.
00:31:16That's fine.
00:31:17I haven't even picked one out.
00:31:19You said you want all of them.
00:31:21They're yours.
00:31:26Eight.
00:31:27I can't accept this.
00:31:28This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:31:30Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:31:34Why do you like me?
00:31:36I'm just a college student and you are you.
00:31:40Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:31:41Your culture.
00:31:42Your parents host charity events.
00:31:44You have a bubbler that does your laundry.
00:31:45I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:31:50It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:32:01It's not too late.
00:32:04I'm already falling for you.
00:32:08Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:32:09Because I want it to be right.
00:32:16I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of me.
00:32:20Take it slow.
00:32:21Even though, there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:32:31Really?
00:32:36Really.
00:32:37Come back here.
00:32:56I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:33:02Are you teasing me in this as though?
00:33:04You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:33:05Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:33:15Can you zip me up, please?
00:33:16You know, I'm going to give you back this.
00:33:31What do you say, doc?
00:33:38That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:33:41Don't, it's my best friend.
00:33:43The gala is tonight and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:33:48not strutting the campus mattress.
00:33:51Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:33:55Don't worry, mom.
00:33:57I'll pry that little girl to draw off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's been a mistake.
00:34:01That's my arm.
00:34:05Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:34:07I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:34:12It's not about being pretty, I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:34:34I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:34:36Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:34:40You're so refreshing.
00:34:45You ready?
00:34:45Wow, she's an upgrade of Regina.
00:35:02Yeah, I think you never said your brother's job is so pretty.
00:35:05Why would you want to break them up?
00:35:06Oh, shut up.
00:35:07There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance on the train.
00:35:09It's my brother, where is this nobody?
00:35:11It's that Regina.
00:35:11I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:35:20This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:35:23Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:35:28Cheers.
00:35:32Girlfriend?
00:35:33Not for long.
00:35:34Good evening, everyone.
00:35:47Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:35:52Our first item.
00:35:53An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views starting big.
00:36:055,000.
00:36:065,000.
00:36:07Now 6.
00:36:07Right in the 6th.
00:36:09Bora Bora after 5.
00:36:10This is really good.
00:36:11And I get it.
00:36:12You need to come quick.
00:36:13My wife's not even larger reaction.
00:36:15You're going to be okay?
00:36:16No.
00:36:16Let's go.
00:36:17What is it?
00:36:25My throat.
00:36:26Oh, you're not?
00:36:28Great.
00:36:33So, number 12, $7,000, all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:36:37Give him a round of applause.
00:36:38Congratulations.
00:36:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:36:40Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:36:42Ms. Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:36:48Now, according to Ms. Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:36:53What a hussy.
00:36:55Auctioning a blowjob?
00:36:57I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:37:00I mean, the poor guy is sending you to a patient.
00:37:01I knew that you were too classless for this thing.
00:37:05Poor Lukey.
00:37:06He hasn't fooled.
00:37:07Trailer trash skank.
00:37:09Who let her kind in here?
00:37:11I wouldn't do that.
00:37:12I would never.
00:37:13I have a thousand for a night with Ms. Tisdale.
00:37:16Really, Sophie?
00:37:17No one wants you for a thousand?
00:37:19All right.
00:37:20Five hundred?
00:37:22All right.
00:37:23Five hundred for the poor girl?
00:37:25She's got a student loans.
00:37:27Whatever that means.
00:37:28A snake.
00:37:32Are you?
00:37:35I don't see anything wrong here.
00:37:37No, my throat, it hurts.
00:37:38I recognize you.
00:37:40You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:37:41What the hell is going on here?
00:37:42Hey, my sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:37:44Patrick, get out of my life.
00:37:46Why low your standards?
00:37:47We're millionaires.
00:37:48She may be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:37:49You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:37:58Motherfucker.
00:38:00Four fifty.
00:38:02Four hundred?
00:38:05Oh, all right.
00:38:07I need luck.
00:38:08I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:38:10Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:38:12Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:38:15Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:20Sold for four hundred dollars.
00:38:23Wow, Sophie.
00:38:24Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:38:34Used goods?
00:38:35That's right, Serena.
00:38:36I thought you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:38:38Luke, watch your mouth right now!
00:38:39What was that you're saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:38:49You idiot!
00:38:51Get off the stage!
00:38:51We're leaving!
00:38:52Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:38:54You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you pussy!
00:38:57No need, my dear.
00:38:59Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you, after all of this.
00:39:04No.
00:39:05But, but...
00:39:07No!
00:39:08No!
00:39:08Young man!
00:39:09That information you gave is illegal!
00:39:13You're a doctor!
00:39:14Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:39:15You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:39:17Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:39:19How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:39:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:26Is that funny?
00:39:27That's funny!
00:39:27That's funny!
00:39:28I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
00:39:37You can't.
00:39:38You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:39:42university, so you can't touch me.
00:39:44So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:39:47checks to the charity, and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:39:49Let's go!
00:39:53It's a writing!
00:39:54Let's go!
00:39:55Everybody out!
00:40:01What are these assholes go?
00:40:03You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:40:05I've only been okay.
00:40:06I do it a thousand times over.
00:40:08No one comes at my woman like that.
00:40:09Plus, I think we made more donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:40:12Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:40:14What are you looking for?
00:40:29I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:40:34bartender.
00:40:36Right.
00:40:38Okay.
00:40:39Make me an appletini.
00:40:43What?
00:40:43Seriously?
00:40:46So, vodka, lemon, and apple of court.
00:40:49Can we just do something easier?
00:40:51You suck at being a rich kid.
00:40:55Move.
00:40:59Can you open that?
00:41:02Thank you!
00:41:05All right.
00:41:06Let's just make it simple.
00:41:08Bye, Chance.
00:41:10Got it.
00:41:11Have you never done that before?
00:41:13Seriously?
00:41:14What do you mean?
00:41:15You're, like, so old.
00:41:16I was trying to get him to school.
00:41:17I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:41:20He just said you're hot.
00:41:22Make him go, Sophie.
00:41:23Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:41:24Holy shit.
00:41:34Holy shit.
00:41:34All right.
00:41:36I got to hang out.
00:41:38Now it's your turn, Miss Titham.
00:41:55Now or never, Sophie.
00:41:56Go for it.
00:41:56New rule.
00:41:57You can't choose the same place twice.
00:41:59Is that so?
00:42:01Then, where are you going to leave me?
00:42:03Shake, shake, you're trying to play with my emotion.
00:42:14Pay blame.
00:42:16Only you feel like a devotion.
00:42:18I do everything.
00:42:19You can pull this shit.
00:42:20If you could get away with it.
00:42:22Be careful what you get.
00:42:23Because you don't know what you might get.
00:42:25I'm sorry, was that?
00:42:35You drove me fucking wild.
00:42:37Luke, I'm ready.
00:42:45God, I'm an idiot.
00:42:46Wait, what?
00:42:47Sophie, I want you flying.
00:42:49I'm sorry.
00:42:50Fuck.
00:42:51Luke, no, no, no.
00:42:52I'm telling you that I'm running.
00:42:54I want to do this with you.
00:42:55You lose my virginity.
00:42:57Sophie.
00:42:58Don't Sophie me.
00:42:59That's so patronizing.
00:43:02Wait, I'm trying.
00:43:04But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:43:07I don't want to be the guy that, you know,
00:43:08leads to you ruining your life.
00:43:10I'm terrified of it.
00:43:11It's this that hurts me.
00:43:12What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:43:13What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:43:16Dean, Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:43:20I mean, my family sucks.
00:43:22My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:43:24I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:43:27But am I right for you?
00:43:29You really want to take on this much baggage?
00:43:31I might be a virgin, but this whole
00:43:32it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:43:38So, where are you going?
00:43:40I'm calling a cab and coming back to campus.
00:43:41I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:43:44You think you're doing me this favor,
00:43:45but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:43:49Don't follow me.
00:43:55Damn it.
00:43:55I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:44:03to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:44:05What's the point of talking to me now?
00:44:17You've rejected me twice.
00:44:21Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:44:23Nope.
00:44:24Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:44:26So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:44:29All myself.
00:44:30What?
00:44:33You or me.
00:44:35Hotest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:44:38Seriously?
00:44:39You're into this?
00:44:41Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:44:43Hell yeah, I would.
00:44:44Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:44:46Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:44:48You've even lost the problem.
00:44:49I was beginning to think nobody would save my virginity.
00:44:53Pause.
00:44:54What did you just say?
00:44:55I'm a virgin?
00:45:01She's a virgin, y'all.
00:45:03Aw, cute.
00:45:04Excuse me?
00:45:05Too much work.
00:45:06You're probably sort of clean, you too.
00:45:08You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:45:11Sweetie?
00:45:12I'm a senior.
00:45:13That's even better.
00:45:16You were just into me.
00:45:17Why are you treating me like I'm dumb stuff you were due?
00:45:19You're obviously a nice girl.
00:45:21But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:45:22You know?
00:45:22You're going to get feels and it's going to get messy.
00:45:26And, bleh.
00:45:28Sorry.
00:45:29What?
00:45:31I'm bleh.
00:45:31I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid horny frat guy to get with me.
00:45:44He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:45:49Oh, and Luke.
00:45:49Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me and I guess
00:45:53he was just so repulsed that he wouldn't even see more.
00:45:58You know what?
00:45:58Sophie, where the hell have you been?
00:46:04You're not the hospital right now, bro.
00:46:05Oh, look at me.
00:46:06I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor and I'm also hot as fuck.
00:46:09And I just love to lead girls on with the orgasm perhaps in your tube for one.
00:46:15Say something, asshole.
00:46:17Can I come get you right now, please?
00:46:19So you can what?
00:46:20Not have sex?
00:46:21Yeah, I don't think so.
00:46:21I think I'll stay right here for the guys that at least have, I don't know, the decency to
00:46:24not lead me on.
00:46:25Guys, what guys?
00:46:27Did someone do something to you?
00:46:28Of course not.
00:46:29They said I was too messy.
00:46:31Too messy and too much.
00:46:33And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:46:36You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:46:40I think I'm going to pass out.
00:46:41I'm coming to get you.
00:46:42Keep following you.
00:46:42All right.
00:46:55I'm coming to get you.
00:47:25water and two of these in the morning.
00:47:27I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is, you're going to hit her hard.
00:47:31Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:47:48Rise and shine, party animal.
00:47:51You have a lot to sell me.
00:47:55I feel like shit.
00:47:57You look like shit.
00:47:58But like a million bucks.
00:48:00So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:48:02I believe the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover words is hearing
00:48:06his name.
00:48:07He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:48:10But Luke brought you back.
00:48:11I don't want to hear it.
00:48:12I'm done to having my time wasted.
00:48:17I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:48:19So I've decided I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:48:24Huh?
00:48:25Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:48:27People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one
00:48:31and looking like one.
00:48:35I need you to help me look slutty.
00:48:41No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:48:43You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:48:44Why not?
00:48:44Sophie, you are sexy.
00:48:46I'm not slutty sexy.
00:48:48Guys, don't go for that.
00:48:49I look like a non-librarian.
00:48:51I'm giving off.
00:48:52Don't fuck.
00:48:53Snooze fest.
00:48:54Boring.
00:48:55Sophie, I was your best friend.
00:48:56I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:48:59The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:49:01Warm me up.
00:49:18Perfect.
00:49:31Isn't that that one-looking barista chick?
00:49:39There's no way.
00:49:40That girl's a part.
00:49:41Yeah, it is.
00:49:42That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:49:44Dude, the makeover is actually working.
00:49:46I thought I went fucking at you.
00:49:47Good.
00:49:47I hope the news hits back to Luke.
00:49:49I need more.
00:49:54Oh, there he is.
00:49:56Are you going to say something?
00:49:56Holy shit, Sophie.
00:50:01Come on.
00:50:02I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:50:09Thanks, babe.
00:50:10I'm telling you.
00:50:10And what can I do for you, handsome?
00:50:20I love it.
00:50:20It would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:50:22I take all kinds of props.
00:50:24What the hell's going on here?
00:50:25Stop interrupting Grandpa.
00:50:26What the fuck did you say?
00:50:28One latte.
00:50:29Coming right up.
00:50:31And what can I do for you, doctor?
00:50:33Sophie, what is this?
00:50:34You're dressed different.
00:50:35You're acting like I don't get it.
00:50:36Whoops.
00:50:38Let me get that for you.
00:50:45So did you want coffee?
00:50:46The abs shining is on the house.
00:50:49Is this like a punishment?
00:50:50I mean, if it is, I get it.
00:50:50But tell yourself and other guys, it's not you.
00:50:52That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
00:50:54I gave you a chance.
00:50:56And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
00:50:58and is going to embarrass me in the process.
00:51:00Hey, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
00:51:02They're on the land fair.
00:51:03You should come.
00:51:05She's going to play this.
00:51:06Actually, I don't.
00:51:08My first frat party invite?
00:51:10Wow.
00:51:10This whole hot girl act is actually working.
00:51:13You should bring it home, girl.
00:51:14The guy's going to love you.
00:51:15I will.
00:51:16See you tonight.
00:51:18You're not going to bed.
00:51:19Newsflash.
00:51:20You're not my boyfriend.
00:51:21You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
00:51:23That's not true.
00:51:23Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
00:51:25My very sexy, very booby outfit.
00:51:28Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:51:30Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away
00:51:32just because of me, all right?
00:51:33I'm going to this fucking frat party 36 years old.
00:51:34I will.
00:51:35What could you possibly have been in that?
00:51:40Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
00:51:43Yeah, I think I still have the ear somewhere.
00:51:44Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
00:51:47I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
00:51:51Everly, not funny.
00:51:53Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital
00:51:55and he gets a text from you in this.
00:51:58If he hasn't jumped off the bridge, he definitely will.
00:51:59How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
00:52:02that I haven't even gone to second base with?
00:52:03Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
00:52:05You're a push-up bra?
00:52:10Pink.
00:52:11Red.
00:52:11Get in.
00:52:23Kiss, hope you say, get out.
00:52:25Sophie, you're the only person I've done before.
00:52:28This is a costume, bro.
00:52:31Right.
00:52:31God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
00:52:37Sorry.
00:52:38Rules.
00:52:46Idiot.
00:52:46I have to get to it.
00:52:51Where are you?
00:52:54Stop being shy, you look hot.
00:52:58See?
00:53:01Wait, I'm your phone.
00:53:02Why?
00:53:06Because I'm taking a point five and sending it to me.
00:53:12No.
00:53:13Yes.
00:53:13I'm good anyway.
00:53:16I don't pay a fee, VIP with the bosses.
00:53:18I have to get to it.
00:53:21Where are you?
00:53:29I'm going to be so drunk to pretty age-y.
00:53:31He opened it immediately.
00:53:33He's so weird.
00:53:35Welcome to the party.
00:53:39I'm going to be so drunk to pretty age-y.
00:53:41He opened it immediately.
00:53:42He's so weird.
00:53:43He's so weird.
00:53:44Welcome to the party.
00:53:48He's so weird.
00:53:49He's so weird.
00:53:52Hell yeah!
00:53:54Looks a little so like it.
00:53:55Looks a little bit like I can miss.
00:54:03It's just not the same.
00:54:05It's not him.
00:54:06So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be.
00:54:15Oh, yeah.
00:54:19Yo, this girl's crazy.
00:54:25Yo, this girl's crazy.
00:54:29Yeah.
00:54:30Just give me a second, guys.
00:54:34Did he come here?
00:54:35just keep an eye on me you're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you actually i'm not
00:54:42thinking about you at all that's a lie i'm sorry come on tell me let's place it in the bottle
00:54:50coming my friend who's just leaving actually i'll join what no
00:54:55who's going first awesome do you think he's a ta i hope it lands on me he seems experienced
00:55:10sophie and luke to the closet as soon as the seven minutes are up i want out
00:55:27you can't talk like adults can you fuck like adults
00:55:46you know you dress like this
00:55:57how about another poly exam
00:56:16what time's up
00:56:36what we just you wanted to
00:56:38I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine
00:56:40now you're wishing you to fuck me
00:56:42when you have a chance
00:56:46so how was it
00:57:00looks a little too shy for me
00:57:03I'm going to sit again
00:57:04meet me
00:57:15so he come up
00:57:17you had your chance Luke
00:57:19come on Noah
00:57:20okay
00:57:29I've never kissed anyone before
00:57:31what?
00:57:32so I'm going to embarrass myself
00:57:34so I'm warning you
00:57:35you're class
00:57:37I wasn't going to kiss you anyway
00:57:38really?
00:57:39but all the rumors
00:57:42everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess
00:57:44everyone says you put your legs behind your head
00:57:47I don't even know Derek
00:57:48I'm sorry Noah
00:57:50but neither you nor me
00:57:51are losing virginities tonight
00:57:52I'm so screwed
00:57:54everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin
00:57:56and I'm the only one
00:57:57they're going to kill me
00:57:59no they're going to make fun of me
00:58:00and then kill me
00:58:00no they're going to make fun of me to death
00:58:02wait
00:58:03I'll help you
00:58:04it's awful quiet in there Noah
00:58:13come on virgin
00:58:15they're going to call me that
00:58:18until they freaking graduate
00:58:19we don't have time
00:58:20just come here
00:58:21you can tell them you lost it to me
00:58:23really?
00:58:24you don't care?
00:58:27nope
00:58:27I'm just trying to make someone jealous
00:58:28you can tell them I fucked you upside down
00:58:29for all I care
00:58:30just as long as Luke overhears
00:58:32I owe you
00:58:37Noah!
00:58:39are you in there?
00:58:41oh yeah
00:58:42it's getting crazy in there
00:58:46oh yeah
00:58:48that's enough
00:58:49Sophie
00:58:52you open the damn door
00:58:53okay ready?
00:58:55it's working
00:58:56oh you really want to piss him off
00:58:59he deserves it
00:59:00what's the problem doctor?
00:59:22what the fuck were you doing in the middle of him?
00:59:24well
00:59:25first I was up his pants
00:59:28and then I saw his cock
00:59:30liar
00:59:35you don't know that
00:59:37you know you want me
00:59:42come on
00:59:43I'm out here girl
00:59:48I'm back up in the street
00:59:51so I don't really got time
00:59:55if I stand by
00:59:56my watch
00:59:56track
00:59:57with you
00:59:57really got time
00:59:59yo
01:00:00get out
01:00:03I'm back up in the street
01:00:04acting like you know what's up
01:00:05but you ain't speaking
01:00:06told you might ain't going down
01:00:07but you ain't like it
01:00:09told you might ain't going down
01:00:10but you ain't like it
01:00:11I told you might ain't going down
01:00:12but you ain't like it
01:00:13I need to stop you
01:00:13if I don't want you
01:00:14me too
01:00:17what?
01:00:30don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:00:32no
01:00:33no I'm not changing my mind
01:00:35I'm just kicking myself
01:00:36I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:00:39I'm a fucking idiot
01:00:41you are
01:00:43someone better be dying
01:01:04they're code blue
01:01:06they are
01:01:07I'm sorry Sophie I have to go
01:01:11I've been burned too many times
01:01:16are we ever going to do this
01:01:17Sophie I promise you
01:01:21the last time I wanted to see
01:01:22I promise we're going to do this
01:01:24we are
01:01:25but not
01:01:26in some
01:01:27shitty flat house
01:01:29you deserve better than that
01:01:31better how?
01:01:34you have a passport right?
01:01:39so
01:01:39sexy underwear?
01:01:40check
01:01:40a jacket
01:01:42check
01:01:43a bikini
01:01:43where exactly is he taking it?
01:01:45it's in his tummy
01:01:46crap he's here
01:01:49bitch you won't believe this
01:01:52oh my god
01:01:53no way
01:01:58this man's insane
01:01:59he's actually psycho
01:02:01on the other hand
01:02:03crazy makes for good sex
01:02:04thanks soldier
01:02:05don't you have like any advice for me
01:02:10he's hot
01:02:11dude a bunch of times on my behalf
01:02:12it's finally happening
01:02:14you have an incredible
01:02:36huh?
01:02:37you said airport fit
01:02:38I guess he just looks delicious
01:02:40I guess he just looks delicious
01:02:40and everything
01:02:40this is so psychotic
01:02:47am I really worth all this?
01:02:50it's the first times
01:02:51are we flying domestic or internationally today sir?
01:02:57international
01:02:57look if you don't get me back my sight
01:03:08in the next five seconds
01:03:08I'm gonna lose my mind
01:03:09I'm sorry
01:03:10I just didn't want to run this prize
01:03:11ready?
01:03:17a croissant?
01:03:19you flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:03:21it's a hint
01:03:22go look at the view
01:03:23you'll know where we are
01:03:24are you crazy?
01:03:32you took me to Paris?
01:03:40whoa
01:03:40whoa whoa
01:03:41I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:03:43and then a reservation
01:03:44at a five star restaurant
01:03:45look
01:03:46you want to add something
01:03:53to the ice in her?
01:03:54I think you should take your clothes off
01:03:55I think you should take your clothes off
01:03:59yes
01:04:00I think that's a good idea
01:04:01what's really happening here?
01:04:16I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me in the clinic
01:04:37you know it was weird when you were my customer
01:04:39and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:04:41is it weird that you did something so basic like this you still turn me on?
01:04:46get away from my patient look familiar?
01:04:53she's all yours
01:04:53Ms. Tisdale
01:04:55I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:04:59yes
01:04:59we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:05:02I regret to inform you Sophie
01:05:05we're unable to fulfill your request
01:05:07Lorraine don't tell me
01:05:10I'm sorry?
01:05:13Sophie you're pregnant
01:05:14I'll give you to a moment
01:05:17I'm so sorry
01:05:24I don't know how this happened
01:05:26I was trying to be safe
01:05:28wow
01:05:28what do you think the odds are?
01:05:311.6 in 100
01:05:32you probably hate me
01:05:34as long as you're not planning on ghosting me
01:05:37I'm actually pretty excited
01:05:38graduations in a month
01:05:40and me and we'll be able to do it together
01:05:43it's okay I'm all in
01:05:50it's okay I'm all in
01:05:54it's okay I'm all in
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