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00:00:00Buy lingerie, check. Bikini wax, check. Get boyfriend, check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:18before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not
00:00:22thinking about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity. It's Mr. Big Dick,
00:00:26okay? Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick,
00:00:36especially not loose dick, especially not loose. Probably really big dick. Morning,
00:00:39dick. Double shot of espresso in a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right? Okay, perfect. Thank
00:00:45you. Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would've
00:00:50got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:00:56coffee. Right, right, sorry. Oh my god. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend.
00:01:21All right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. No, baby. I'm sick of a great. My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:32Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:36Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:43Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:01:48Oh my god. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor. She's such a slut. As if someone
00:01:54as hot as him would want her. Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:01Looks like she's not very experienced in grown-up things. Like making coffee. Or having sex.
00:02:07Josh, oh, come on. Oh my god. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:13Yes. So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:22Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five cleaner right here.
00:02:28Brooke, is it? Hey, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:31What? I literally don't even know you. Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week,
00:02:35gonorrhea last month. You should be more careful who you sleep with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:02:39Oh my god. What did he? It was just chlamydia. Oh, fuck you all.
00:02:46Sounds like she already did.
00:02:47Oh, wick.
00:02:49I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:05He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:10Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:16All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor even serves a routine
00:03:19pelvic exam. So go ahead and get this on.
00:03:22Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:03:23He?
00:03:29A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam. This day could not be any more humiliating.
00:03:36Good morning, miss. It's his there.
00:03:40It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.
00:03:51Oh, I'm full of the Dr. Tini-Chant has a tears.
00:04:01Right. My first time.
00:04:02Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:04Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:06Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:08Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:13Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:04:14So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:04:18Yes. That asshole. Yes.
00:04:21I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted
00:04:25pregnancy, right? I mean, I'm sure you don't want to be pregnant with that guy.
00:04:28I will use a condom.
00:04:31I say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:04:34Dr. Miller, I'm not sure if you're- Nurse, can you grab me a disrespectful, please?
00:04:37Y-yes, Dr. Miller.
00:04:38I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:04:41I'm ready. I think I'm ready. Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an
00:04:46asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so.
00:04:48You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there. Uh,
00:04:51let's get started with breast exam. Breast exam? Breast exam?
00:04:59If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor. No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:05:07Uh, it's probably easier to shoot my back.
00:05:11It's okay.
00:05:15It's okay. Stop thinking about losing your virginity. Stop it. Stop.
00:05:19My asshole? No, they're perfect.
00:05:22Stop embarrassing yourself. There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:05:28There are no abnormalities.
00:05:32Thank you, Luke. Dr. Miller. That wasn't so bad.
00:05:36Uh, Sophie, can you- you don't miss her for me?
00:05:43Okay, yes. I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a
00:05:47half-smear. So, I need to relax for me. All right? I'm doing good.
00:05:55I wonder if this is how he toss women through orgasms.
00:06:03All right. I'm going to be inserting a speculum. You're going to swallow your
00:06:09service. You need to relax for me.
00:06:14So, do you like younger women?
00:06:18I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:06:20No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:06:26So, for my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at clinic.
00:06:29Oh, duh. Now he thinks, you think he's agreed. Amazing.
00:06:33Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs. All right?
00:06:39Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:06:41His fingers literally inside of me. Oh my gosh.
00:06:49I think I just had an orgasm.
00:06:52To Pete.
00:06:54All right.
00:06:55He's so noticed. Oh my god.
00:06:58Everything looks good.
00:06:59You don't have no rallies. All right? I'll be right back.
00:07:02Is that a freaking Westphal?
00:07:13I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:07:18All right. So, here's your break.
00:07:24Should I break into the cafe?
00:07:25All right.
00:07:28She's my patient.
00:07:36Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:07:39You are so graphic.
00:07:42Speaking of sperm.
00:07:44I just need your appointment one, okay?
00:07:45You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:07:48Luke.
00:07:49Are you serious?
00:07:51You got finger by the eye.
00:07:52I'll talk to you.
00:07:52I'll pack coffee from you.
00:07:53Be Luke.
00:07:55Sophie, you're a freak.
00:07:57So, is he like go with his fingers or uh...
00:08:01Shut up, everybody.
00:08:01Shit.
00:08:02He's so sexy.
00:08:04Maybe I should schedule my cops here.
00:08:06Don't worry.
00:08:07Okay?
00:08:08Tonight's going to be amazing, okay?
00:08:09So, let's...
00:08:11Come on.
00:08:12Let's get you ready for your good night tonight.
00:08:17I hope night's worth it, Sophie.
00:08:21Why do I even care?
00:08:23Why do I even care?
00:08:26Yo.
00:08:26You ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:08:29Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:08:33You're not winning any event tonight, buddy.
00:08:35You're dating a nun.
00:08:36She's never going to let you smash.
00:08:38I'm calling.
00:08:38Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:08:42I just can't prove it.
00:08:43You will soon.
00:08:46You're going to film her?
00:08:46There you go.
00:08:51Dude, you're sick.
00:08:52What if she does it lately?
00:08:56And she's going to go feral.
00:08:58Don't get involved, Luke.
00:09:07You're just a customer and a doctor.
00:09:11Hey, you need to pay.
00:09:12Fuck, my eyes.
00:09:16What the fuck?
00:09:17Where's your fucking friend before I call the house?
00:09:22Cayley Avenue, apartment two.
00:09:23I need to get this open.
00:09:24I need to get this open.
00:09:30The lady.
00:09:45You notice?
00:09:47Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:09:51You nervous?
00:09:56I'm a little nervous.
00:09:58Don't be.
00:09:59You don't make cherries I pop.
00:10:04Wait.
00:10:05What?
00:10:07I'm sorry.
00:10:07I forgot to start my birth control.
00:10:08I never have to wait.
00:10:09I'm sorry, man.
00:10:10I can't do this.
00:10:13Are you kidding me?
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:15You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:10:17Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:10:19I'm going home.
00:10:21There it is, man.
00:10:28The hell you are.
00:10:29That's how I did something.
00:10:32No, no.
00:10:36Sammy, stop.
00:10:38Hey.
00:10:44Who the fuck invited you?
00:10:48Dr. Miller.
00:10:50Hey, Sophie.
00:10:51Hey.
00:10:51Hey, Sophie.
00:10:52Hey.
00:10:55Hey.
00:10:55Hey, Sophie.
00:10:56Hey.
00:10:58Hey, can you hear me?
00:10:59Did you take something?
00:11:00What's up, Grandpa?
00:11:01I'm not fucking invited.
00:11:05Listen up, dumbass.
00:11:06Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:11:08I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:11:10If you want her, you can have her.
00:11:11I can plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:11:13What?
00:11:13What's the point?
00:11:14You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:11:15Since who?
00:11:16You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:11:18Yeah.
00:11:20Dr. Luke Miller.
00:11:21My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:11:24It means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:11:28You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:11:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no.
00:11:32And you can let your body take now, too.
00:11:34No, no, no, please, can we talk about this?
00:11:36No, it's just a joke.
00:11:36Oh, you want to talk?
00:11:38Hank.
00:11:56She's either really wasting her drugs.
00:11:58Either way, it's not good.
00:12:05You stole me from my date?
00:12:06I can see the break, asshole.
00:12:13I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:12:15Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:12:17I don't have a daddy finish.
00:12:25How much would you have to drink?
00:12:27I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:12:30Just because you shove a speculum of me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:12:34Don't call me a doctor.
00:12:35Tell me this.
00:12:35Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:12:42I was at the bar.
00:12:43I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:12:50I'm an idiot.
00:12:57No, I'm not an idiot.
00:12:59First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:13:07And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:13:12I waxed my asshole.
00:13:14Poor that asshole.
00:13:17Sorry, Soph.
00:13:22So if you want my virginity,
00:13:24You can have it.
00:13:38Someone clearly wants me.
00:13:40Are you hard right now?
00:13:42We're mid-argument.
00:13:50That's...
00:13:51I'm drunk.
00:13:52I'm taking you home.
00:13:54What are you doing?
00:13:55You're drunk. I'm taking you home.
00:13:56What? No, I can't go home.
00:13:58My roommate's there.
00:13:59I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:14:01She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:14:08We're here.
00:14:09Here? Where is here?
00:14:11Not a place.
00:14:13You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:14:16If you're comfortable.
00:14:17I want to.
00:14:19I mean, I'm cool.
00:14:20I'm cool with that.
00:14:22But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:14:25Ooh, Sophie.
00:14:27This says I have a girlfriend.
00:14:48You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:14:49The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:14:55How do you afford to live here alone?
00:15:03It's huge.
00:15:04All my tight braces.
00:15:07Not all tight braces.
00:15:09Is he a tease, or do I just need to wait for my mind?
00:15:13Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:15:14You'll have to look better afterwards.
00:15:15Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:15:20Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:15:21Yeah.
00:15:27My wife's a bee.
00:15:31Stop!
00:15:32You'll see my boy.
00:15:32Can you stop at me?
00:15:33I'll be right back.
00:15:34No, I'll be right back.
00:15:35Okay, my child loves me.
00:15:36Good момент.
00:15:37I need to start by coming back.
00:15:38Me will find that my ball covered with a job.
00:15:40I'll be right back.
00:15:42My mother's wife and her daughter has to keep her associated with that.
00:15:45You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:15:53You've seen way too much of me already.
00:15:58Just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:16:01You know, I don't want you thinking I alert my patients all the time.
00:16:04Wait.
00:16:05You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:16:09and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Bell?
00:16:13No, this is it.
00:16:15And why me?
00:16:17I'm nothing special.
00:16:19You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:16:22You're kind to people.
00:16:24You're beautiful.
00:16:35Who is that?
00:16:38This is my crazy ex-brofriend.
00:16:41You have to hide right now, alright?
00:16:43Come here.
00:16:44Luke?
00:16:47Are you home?
00:16:52Lukey?
00:16:53Come out, come out.
00:16:54Stop playing.
00:16:56I stole one of your pagers.
00:16:58I know you're not on call.
00:16:59Don't say a word.
00:17:05There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:17:11Are you seriously going to put up with your ex right now?
00:17:13What the hell?
00:17:13She's a dean's daughter.
00:17:16She broke up forever ago, but she stalked my patients.
00:17:18She gave some kids out of school.
00:17:19Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:17:21What are you doing?
00:17:26You didn't answer my calls.
00:17:28I'm sleeping.
00:17:30Why don't I kill you?
00:17:31I can think of a million things I'm about to do.
00:17:38Like what, baby?
00:17:39Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:17:41Ice cubes?
00:17:42What ice cubes?
00:17:43I call the cops.
00:17:45Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:17:47Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:17:48Come on, Lukey.
00:17:50You know you love screwing me.
00:17:56I have someone new in my life.
00:17:59Someone new?
00:18:00Who the fuck is she?
00:18:02I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:18:05If you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:18:06Then I'm going to call the dean.
00:18:08Then I'm going to let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pagers.
00:18:11Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:18:12No, you can't.
00:18:13One.
00:18:16Two.
00:18:16Fine, fine.
00:18:18I'm leaving.
00:18:20You're lost.
00:18:29Oh my god, boo.
00:18:41Holy shit.
00:18:43I just made my boots.
00:18:45I sobered up, I swear.
00:18:46What's with the ice cubes?
00:18:51I prefer no ice cubes.
00:18:56You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:19:00You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:19:04My virginity?
00:19:19Yep.
00:19:20Still intact.
00:19:21Fuck my life.
00:19:24Language, Miss Siddha.
00:19:26Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:19:29I'm here to attend to your massive hangover.
00:19:31Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:19:34What would you have me do?
00:19:35Don't say it.
00:19:36Don't say it.
00:19:37You could join me.
00:19:38I'm here to turn you off.
00:19:49Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:19:52There are plenty of guys on campus who want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:19:54I don't even want to think about some bloody session here.
00:20:13What?
00:20:15There are a lot of things, Sophie.
00:20:17You're my patient for a moment.
00:20:18You're in an on-campus clinic.
00:20:20I'm graduating this year.
00:20:22Second, your virgin.
00:20:27Ouch.
00:20:28I'm asking you to change that.
00:20:37You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:20:41You're asking me to flush me.
00:20:45Or me, love.
00:20:47I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, all right?
00:20:49You're not that guy.
00:20:52Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:20:57I'm a big girl.
00:20:58I can handle myself.
00:21:01Unless you're just not interested.
00:21:03I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:21:09So much help.
00:21:12Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe
00:21:15to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:21:16Because it's cheap.
00:21:17Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and maybe make me a cup of coffee.
00:21:34You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:21:36Just don't do it.
00:21:39I'm ready, I promise.
00:21:44Ready?
00:21:49What's that?
00:21:51That's your doctor and I'm getting started with your birth control.
00:21:57Sorry, son.
00:21:59Are you kidding me?
00:22:00You're not, uh, can I get, uh...
00:22:08You're killing me.
00:22:09So the Dr. Miller takes you to this fancy-ass house, you see a stick, and you're still...
00:22:14A virgin?
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:22:22Kitty, wait.
00:22:23Oh, my God.
00:22:23Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I look to Sasha, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:22:30He respects you, dummy.
00:22:32Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:22:33I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:22:36All the things I'm not.
00:22:37You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:22:40The Cadillac pussy.
00:22:42It looks gonna be back for a test drive.
00:22:44Watch.
00:22:47Hi, is the Cadillac pussy in your drink?
00:22:48No, can you just order?
00:22:49I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern, but a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:23:08Luke's psycho X followed me.
00:23:13What do you want?
00:23:14I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:23:17I didn't need to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:23:23Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:23:25He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:23:26Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller, knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:23:33Can you believe it?
00:23:35Sophie's evil.
00:23:36First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:23:38A slut.
00:23:39Pregnant with Luke's.
00:23:41Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:23:49Sophie, you idiot.
00:23:50Of course he was never yours.
00:23:54Sophie, you can have him.
00:23:57You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:23:58I didn't do this, I swear.
00:24:00I would never.
00:24:00What's going on?
00:24:01Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:24:03No, I didn't.
00:24:04I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:24:06Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:24:08Sophie?
00:24:08I'm calling the police.
00:24:11No, I would never do this, please.
00:24:12She just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:24:14We need a medic, too.
00:24:16I'm a doctor.
00:24:21I'm a doctor.
00:24:21Um, no, no, no, no, I'm, I'm fine.
00:24:42I'll just be going.
00:24:45We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:24:47I've never seen him look so angry.
00:24:49Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:24:51Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant.
00:24:57It was for a friend.
00:24:58You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:25:01Let me go.
00:25:02I don't want to press charges.
00:25:04Just a moment.
00:25:05Hmm.
00:25:07Hmm.
00:25:11Oh my God.
00:25:15You're crazy.
00:25:16You're actually crazy.
00:25:18Luke, please.
00:25:18I can explain.
00:25:20She is not right for you.
00:25:22Bringing you into my house.
00:25:23Stealing my pager.
00:25:25That's normal for you, Gina.
00:25:25I get it.
00:25:26But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:25:33Officer?
00:25:33I want her involuntarily committed.
00:25:36She's dangerous to herself and people around her.
00:25:39I'll sign a warrant myself.
00:25:40Stop.
00:25:41Luke, this isn't you.
00:25:43You are just being taken advantage of.
00:25:45She's nothing.
00:25:46A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:25:49You're better than this, Luke.
00:25:51Officer, take her away.
00:25:53Let's go.
00:25:57You bitch!
00:25:58Don't deserve him!
00:25:59Let's go!
00:26:02I knew she was psycho.
00:26:03You could even hurt Fla even if someone paid you to.
00:26:06Thanks, Ev.
00:26:07Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:26:08I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:26:11Take the day.
00:26:19Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:26:20Cadillac pussy.
00:26:23He came just to save me?
00:26:32Of course he did.
00:26:37I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:26:42I didn't stand to see you later because of me.
00:26:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:26:49Sophie, I rushed out a surgery for you.
00:26:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:26:52I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:26:55I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:26:58What do you mean?
00:27:00I mean, you reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:27:06What do you see in me?
00:27:08Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:27:11Entertainment?
00:27:12Sophie, if you were just entertaining, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:27:15You're just...
00:27:16You're just...
00:27:17Yeah, I'm...
00:27:18I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:27:24Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:27:33What do you want?
00:27:34You...
00:27:38You take me seriously.
00:27:43I get in the car.
00:27:45What?
00:27:46To where?
00:27:47Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:27:49What?
00:27:50Unless you have something else planned for a break.
00:27:51I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:28:15We're doing both.
00:28:17My mother, she hosts our Phoenix charity gala here from vacation home.
00:28:20Your vacation home?
00:28:22As in you have multiple?
00:28:25Wow.
00:28:26Mr. Millie, it's good to have you at your home, sir.
00:28:32And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:28:35You're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:28:38What the hell?
00:28:39I didn't tell you that I don't want to stress out.
00:28:41The truth is, yes, my family's rich.
00:28:44But we're not here to impress them.
00:28:46We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:28:47And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:29:01Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:29:05Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:29:11I'm not.
00:29:12Hang on.
00:29:13How even am I to Luke?
00:29:14Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:29:24Girlfriend?
00:29:25No way.
00:29:26Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:29:27Hanners.
00:29:28Nice to meet you, Miss Mother.
00:29:32My friend?
00:29:35What happened to the pretty boy?
00:29:37Gina?
00:29:38The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:29:41Oh, my gosh.
00:29:44Mother, again, they just said this is my girlfriend.
00:29:47And my date to the gala.
00:29:48If I have to remind you to the importance of my life again,
00:29:50I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:29:52Unless you want one of your poms to try and see which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:29:55Oh, you, my great old child.
00:30:01If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:30:02Well, before we go,
00:30:03which room do you keep the bitches you're in Versace and choosing some options for tonight?
00:30:08Fourth floor, third door, all in view.
00:30:11Thank you, Mother.
00:30:13What'd you see?
00:30:18That was the hottest thing anybody's ever felt like.
00:30:27Your brother has lost it.
00:30:28Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:30:31Is your mom always so...
00:30:40Narcissistic, psychopath?
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:44That's why I don't really get along with your family.
00:30:46But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:30:50so I'm going to come back every year.
00:30:51You care a lot about your patients.
00:30:53That's sweet.
00:30:53I do.
00:30:55Plus, the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:30:58What's that mean?
00:30:59Luke, you did not.
00:31:13Which one of them is these to you?
00:31:15I mean, I want all of them.
00:31:16That's fine.
00:31:17I haven't even picked one out.
00:31:19You said you want all of them.
00:31:21They're yours.
00:31:21I can't accept this.
00:31:28This is, like, my whole college tuition in this room.
00:31:30Why didn't I offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off?
00:31:34Why do you like me?
00:31:36I'm just a college student, and you are...
00:31:38You.
00:31:40Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:31:41Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:31:44You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:31:45I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:31:50It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:32:04This is too late.
00:32:05I already found for you.
00:32:06Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:32:13Because I want it to be right.
00:32:16I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of me.
00:32:20And take it slow.
00:32:25Even though there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:32:31Really?
00:32:36Come back here.
00:32:57I'm just giving you what you want.
00:33:02Are you teasing me in this is, though?
00:33:04You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:33:05Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:33:15Can you zip me up, please?
00:33:22You know, I'm gonna give you back this.
00:33:31Whatever you say, doc.
00:33:35That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:33:41Don't's my best friend.
00:33:43The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus mattress.
00:33:51Luke's a idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:33:55Don't worry, Mom.
00:33:57I'll pry that little girl to draw off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's been a mistake.
00:34:00Mm-hmm.
00:34:02That's not her.
00:34:05Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:34:07I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:34:10Holy shit.
00:34:23It's not about being pretty.
00:34:30I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:34:34I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:34:36Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:34:42You're so refreshing.
00:34:45You ready?
00:34:45Wow.
00:35:01She's an unfair of her channel.
00:35:02Yeah, I think you never said your brother's channel is so pretty.
00:35:05Why would you want to break them up?
00:35:06Oh, shut up.
00:35:07There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance on the train.
00:35:09If my brother raises a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.
00:35:15I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:35:20This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:35:23Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:35:28Cheers.
00:35:32Girlfriend?
00:35:33Not for long.
00:35:45Good evening, everyone.
00:35:47Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:35:52Our first item.
00:35:56An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:35:59With its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:36:03Starting big.
00:36:055,000.
00:36:065,000.
00:36:07Now 6.
00:36:07Right in the 6th.
00:36:09Bora Bora.
00:36:09I'm going to find this.
00:36:10It's going to be good.
00:36:11And I get it.
00:36:12You need to come quick.
00:36:13My wife's not even allergic to action.
00:36:15Are you going to be okay?
00:36:16No.
00:36:17Let's go.
00:36:24What is it?
00:36:25My throat.
00:36:26Oh, you're not?
00:36:28Great.
00:36:33So, number 12.
00:36:34$7,000.
00:36:35All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:36:37Give him a round of applause.
00:36:38Congratulations.
00:36:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:36:39Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:36:42Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:36:48Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:36:53What a hussy.
00:36:55Auctioning a blowjob?
00:36:57I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:37:00I mean, the poor guy is sending you to a patient.
00:37:01I knew that you were too classless for this thing.
00:37:05Poor Lukey.
00:37:06She has a bold trailer trash skank.
00:37:09Who let her kind in here?
00:37:11I wouldn't do that.
00:37:12I would never.
00:37:13I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:37:16Really, Sophie?
00:37:17No one wants you for a thousand?
00:37:19Whew.
00:37:19All right.
00:37:20Five hundred.
00:37:22All right.
00:37:23Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:37:25She's got standing loans.
00:37:27Whatever that means.
00:37:28A snake.
00:37:29Are you?
00:37:35I don't see anything wrong here.
00:37:37No, my throat, it hurts.
00:37:38Hold me.
00:37:39I recognize you.
00:37:40You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:37:41What the hell is going on here?
00:37:42Hey, this is doing you a favor, bro.
00:37:44Patrick, get out of my life.
00:37:46Why lower your standards?
00:37:47We're millionaires.
00:37:48She may be a good fuck, but it's all she'll ever be, man.
00:37:55You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:37:58Motherfucker.
00:37:59Motherfucker.
00:38:00Four fifty.
00:38:02Four hundred?
00:38:05Oh, all right.
00:38:07I need luck.
00:38:08I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:38:10Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:38:13Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:38:15Maybe we can have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:38:19Sold for four hundred dollars.
00:38:23Wow, Sophie.
00:38:24Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:38:26Here's goods.
00:38:35That's right, Serena.
00:38:36After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:38:38Watch your mouth right now!
00:38:39What was that you're saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:38:49You idiot!
00:38:50Get off the stage!
00:38:51We're leaving!
00:38:52But, Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:38:54You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you pussy!
00:38:57No need, my dear.
00:38:59Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you, after all of this.
00:39:04No.
00:39:05But, but...
00:39:07No!
00:39:07No!
00:39:08Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:39:13You're a doctor!
00:39:14Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:39:15You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:39:17Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:39:19How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:39:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:26Is that funny?
00:39:27That's funny!
00:39:28I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:39:37You can't.
00:39:38You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:39:42university, so you can't touch me.
00:39:44So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:39:47checks to the charity, and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:39:51Let's go!
00:39:53It's a writing.
00:39:54Let's go, everybody out!
00:40:01Wait, these assholes go.
00:40:03You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:40:05I haven't even been okay.
00:40:06I do it a thousand times, so no one comes at my woman like that.
00:40:09Plus, I think we made more donations than anything happened in the last ten years.
00:40:12Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:40:15You alright?
00:40:27What are you looking for?
00:40:27I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:40:34bartender.
00:40:36Right.
00:40:37Okay.
00:40:39Make me...
00:40:41An appletini.
00:40:42What?
00:40:43Seriously?
00:40:44Seriously?
00:40:46Alright, so vodka, lemon, and apple of court.
00:40:49Can we just do something easier?
00:40:51You suck at being a rich kid.
00:40:55Move.
00:40:59Can you open up?
00:41:02Thank you!
00:41:05Alright, let's just make it simple.
00:41:08Body shots.
00:41:10God, have you never done that before?
00:41:13Seriously?
00:41:14What do you mean?
00:41:15You're like so old.
00:41:16I was trying to get him to school.
00:41:17I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:41:20He just said you're hot.
00:41:22Make the move, Sophie.
00:41:23Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:41:33Holy shit.
00:41:34Alright, I got to hang out.
00:41:53Now it's your turn, Mr. Thism.
00:41:55Now or never, Sophie.
00:41:56Go for it.
00:41:56New rule.
00:41:57You can't choose the same place twice.
00:41:59Is that so?
00:42:02Then...
00:42:02Where are you going to leave me?
00:42:04Shake, shake.
00:42:12You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:42:14Pay blame.
00:42:16Only you feel like a devotion.
00:42:18I do everything.
00:42:19You can pull this shit.
00:42:20If you could get away with it.
00:42:22Be careful what you get.
00:42:23Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:42:25I'm sorry.
00:42:34Was that...
00:42:35You drive me fucking wild.
00:42:37Luke, I'm ready.
00:42:44God, I'm an idiot.
00:42:46Wait, what?
00:42:47Sophie, I want you to fly.
00:42:49I'm sorry.
00:42:50Fuck.
00:42:51Luke, no, no, no.
00:42:52I'm telling you that I'm running.
00:42:54I want to do this with you.
00:42:55You lose my virginity.
00:42:57Sophie.
00:42:58Don't Sophie me.
00:42:59That's so patronizing.
00:43:02Wait.
00:43:03I'm trying.
00:43:04But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:43:07I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:43:10I'm terrified of it.
00:43:11It's this that hurts me.
00:43:12What you're doing right now, rejecting me?
00:43:13What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:43:16Dean, Sophie.
00:43:18Did you see what happened here today?
00:43:20I mean, my family sucks.
00:43:22My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:43:25Of course I want to be with you.
00:43:27But am I right for you?
00:43:29And you really want to take on this much baggage?
00:43:31I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing, is really freshman year.
00:43:38So, where are you going?
00:43:40I'm calling a cab and coming back to campus.
00:43:41I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:43:44You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:43:49Don't follow me.
00:43:55Damn it.
00:44:01I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:44:11What's the point of talking to me now?
00:44:17You've rejected me twice.
00:44:21Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:44:23Nope.
00:44:24Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:44:26So, I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:44:29All myself.
00:44:32What?
00:44:33You heard me.
00:44:35Hottest thing I've ever seen at this school.
00:44:38Seriously?
00:44:39You're into this?
00:44:40Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:44:43Hell yeah, I would.
00:44:44Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:44:45Wow.
00:44:46I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:44:48You'd be loose with the problem.
00:44:49I was beginning to think nobody would say my virginity.
00:44:53What?
00:44:54What did you just say?
00:44:59I'm a virgin.
00:45:01She's a virgin, y'all.
00:45:03Aw, cute.
00:45:04Excuse me?
00:45:05Too much work.
00:45:06You're probably sort of clean, you too.
00:45:07You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:45:11Sweetie?
00:45:12I'm a senior.
00:45:13That's even sad.
00:45:13You were just into me.
00:45:17Why are you treating me like I'm dumb stuff to your shoe?
00:45:19You're obviously a nice girl.
00:45:21But I'm looking for a fun time, you know?
00:45:23You're going to get feels and it's going to get messy.
00:45:26And...
00:45:27Sorry.
00:45:29What?
00:45:31I'm what?
00:45:37I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:45:39and I can't even get a stupid horny frat guy
00:45:42to get with me.
00:45:43He would probably fuck anything
00:45:45except for me, apparently.
00:45:49Oh, and Luke.
00:45:49Of course, Luke, on the other hand,
00:45:51he's had his hands literally inside of me
00:45:53and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:45:54he wouldn't need to see more.
00:45:58You know what?
00:45:58Sophie, where the hell have you been?
00:46:04You're not the hospital right now, bro.
00:46:05Oh, look at me.
00:46:06I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:46:08and I'm also hot as fuck
00:46:09and I just love to lead girls on
00:46:11with the orgasm paths in your tube for one.
00:46:15Say something, asshole.
00:46:16Can I come get you right now, please?
00:46:19So you can what?
00:46:20Not have sex?
00:46:21Yeah, I don't think so.
00:46:21I think I'll stay right here
00:46:22where the guys at least have,
00:46:23I don't know, the decency
00:46:24to not lead me on.
00:46:26Guys, what guys?
00:46:27Someone do something to you?
00:46:28Of course not.
00:46:29They said I was too messy.
00:46:31Too messy and too much
00:46:33and I guess that means
00:46:34you get a second chance.
00:46:35No.
00:46:36You either fuck me
00:46:37or you lose me.
00:46:37I think I'm going to pass out.
00:46:41I'm coming to get you.
00:46:42Get a phone on you.
00:46:42All right.
00:46:59So, hey, wake up.
00:47:05I got you.
00:47:07Is she?
00:47:22She's fine.
00:47:23She's a bottle of water
00:47:25and two of these in the morning.
00:47:27I don't know what she drank,
00:47:28but whatever it is,
00:47:28you're going to hit her hard.
00:47:31Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:47:37Rise and shine, party animal.
00:47:51You have a lot to sell me.
00:47:55I feel like shit.
00:47:57You look like shit.
00:47:58But like a million bucks.
00:48:00So is this the gift from Luke?
00:48:02Everly, the only thing
00:48:03that is going to make
00:48:04this vodka tequila hangover
00:48:06worse is hearing his name.
00:48:07He led me on
00:48:08and then left me for Ted.
00:48:10But Luke brought you back to the-
00:48:11Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:48:14I'm done to having my time wasted.
00:48:17I guess I'm just too much work
00:48:18as a virgin.
00:48:19So I've decided
00:48:20I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:48:24Huh?
00:48:24Well, virginity is like
00:48:26a whole construct, right?
00:48:27People, guys,
00:48:28aren't going to stop
00:48:29treating me like a baby
00:48:30unless I stop acting like one
00:48:31and looking like one.
00:48:35I need you
00:48:36to help me look slutty.
00:48:41No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:48:43You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:48:44Why not?
00:48:44Sophie, you are sexy.
00:48:46I'm not slutty sexy.
00:48:48Guys, don't go for that.
00:48:49I look like a non-librarian.
00:48:51I'm giving off
00:48:52the fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:48:55Sophie, I was your best friend
00:48:56I'm obligated to tell you
00:48:57that you don't have to
00:48:58change yourself for the right guy.
00:48:59The thing is,
00:48:59Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:49:05Warm me up.
00:49:18Perfect.
00:49:22Having my ways when I do it,
00:49:24I just do it, do it, do it.
00:49:25Having my way when I do it,
00:49:26I just do it, do it, do it.
00:49:28Having my way when I do it.
00:49:29I can't do it, let me know.
00:49:30I can't do it, let me know.
00:49:31I can't do it, let me know.
00:49:33I can't do it, let me know.
00:49:34I'm the greatest.
00:49:35Fall from basic.
00:49:36This is my aim.
00:49:37Isn't that that one
00:49:37making barista chick?
00:49:39There's no way.
00:49:40That girl's a part.
00:49:41Yeah, it is.
00:49:42That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:49:44Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:49:46I thought we were fucking at you.
00:49:47Good.
00:49:47I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:49:49I mean, more.
00:49:50Hmm.
00:49:55Oh, there he is.
00:49:56Are you going to say something?
00:49:59Holy shit, Sophie.
00:50:01Come on.
00:50:02I'm just going to make you
00:50:02regret everything.
00:50:03Hmm.
00:50:09Thanks, babe.
00:50:10And what can I do for you, handsome?
00:50:20I love it.
00:50:20It would be nice, but, uh,
00:50:21I like what you're giving me right now.
00:50:22I take all kinds of flips.
00:50:24What the hell's going on here?
00:50:25Stop interrupting Grandpa.
00:50:26The fuck did you say?
00:50:28One latte.
00:50:29Coming right up.
00:50:31And what can I do for you, doctor?
00:50:33Sophie, what is this?
00:50:34You're dressed different,
00:50:35you're acting like I don't get it.
00:50:37Whoops.
00:50:38Let me get that for you.
00:50:40So, did you want a coffee?
00:50:46The abs shining is on the house.
00:50:49Is this, like, a punishment?
00:50:50I mean, if it is, I get it,
00:50:50but tell yourself and other guys,
00:50:52that's not you.
00:50:52That's really not up to you anymore,
00:50:54Dr. Miller.
00:50:54I gave you a chance.
00:50:56And besides, there's someone out there
00:50:57who wants me
00:50:58and isn't going to embarrass me
00:50:59in the process.
00:51:00Hey, uh,
00:51:00we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
00:51:02They're on the land fair.
00:51:03You should come.
00:51:05She's got plans.
00:51:06Actually, I don't.
00:51:08My first frat party invite
00:51:09I'm like, wow,
00:51:10this whole hot girl act
00:51:11is actually working.
00:51:13You should bring it home, girl.
00:51:14The guy's going to love you.
00:51:15I will.
00:51:16See you tonight.
00:51:18You're not going to bed.
00:51:19Newsflash.
00:51:20You're not my boyfriend.
00:51:21You could have been,
00:51:22but you didn't want the baggage.
00:51:23That's not true.
00:51:23Actually, I have to go plan
00:51:24my outfit for tonight.
00:51:25My very sexy,
00:51:26very booby outfit.
00:51:29No, no, no!
00:51:29It's okay.
00:51:31I'm not going to let you
00:51:31throw your life away
00:51:32just because of me, all right?
00:51:33I'm going to just
00:51:33fucking frat party
00:51:3436 years old.
00:51:34What could you possibly
00:51:39have been in that?
00:51:40Oh, that was
00:51:41sexy Minnie Mouse.
00:51:43Yeah, I think I still
00:51:43have the ears somewhere.
00:51:44Ew, that doesn't even
00:51:45sound right.
00:51:47I just found
00:51:48the perfect outfit
00:51:49to match your boyfriend's.
00:51:51Everly, not funny.
00:51:53Imagine being old-ass Luke
00:51:54stuck at this stupid hospital
00:51:55and he gets a text
00:51:56from you in this.
00:51:58If he hasn't jumped off a bridge,
00:51:59he definitely will.
00:52:00How pathetic is it
00:52:01that I'm playing mind games
00:52:01with a guy
00:52:02that I haven't even
00:52:02gone to second base with?
00:52:03Hey, whatever helps
00:52:04you get over him, okay?
00:52:08You got push-up bra?
00:52:10Pink.
00:52:11Red.
00:52:22Get in.
00:52:23Kids hope you saved it out.
00:52:25Stop being the only person
00:52:26I've done this before.
00:52:28This is a costume, bro.
00:52:31Right.
00:52:31God, I have at least
00:52:35three chicks with you
00:52:36to get in, man.
00:52:37Sorry.
00:52:38Rules.
00:52:46Idiot.
00:52:50I have to get to it.
00:52:51Where is it?
00:52:54Stop being shy.
00:52:55You look hot.
00:52:58See?
00:52:59Wait, I'm your phone.
00:53:02Why?
00:53:06Because I'm
00:53:07taking a point five
00:53:09and sending it to me.
00:53:12No.
00:53:13Yes.
00:53:13I'm good anyway.
00:53:16I don't pay a fee
00:53:17VIP with the bosses.
00:53:18I gotta have.
00:53:20I have to get to it.
00:53:21Where are you?
00:53:21I have to get to it.
00:53:25I'm going to be so drunk to pretty ageist thing.
00:53:31He opened it immediately.
00:53:33He's so rich.
00:53:35Welcome to the party.
00:53:39I'm going to be so drunk to pretty ageist thing.
00:53:41He opened it immediately.
00:53:42He's so rich.
00:53:43I'm going to be so drunk to pretty ageist thing.
00:53:45Welcome to the party.
00:53:49You have his abs.
00:53:53Hell yeah.
00:54:03It's just not the same.
00:54:05It's not him.
00:54:06So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be.
00:54:14Woo!
00:54:15Yeah!
00:54:19Yo, this girl's crazy!
00:54:25Yo, this girl's crazy!
00:54:29Yeah!
00:54:30Just give me a second, guys.
00:54:31Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
00:54:40You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
00:54:41Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
00:54:43That's a lie.
00:54:45You talk?
00:54:47Come on, Sophie, let's play spin the bottle!
00:54:50Coming, my friend here's just leaving.
00:54:53Actually, I'll join.
00:54:54What? No.
00:54:55Come on, let me go here!
00:55:01Who's going first?
00:55:05Austin.
00:55:06Do you think he's a TA?
00:55:08I hope it lands on me.
00:55:09He seems experienced.
00:55:20Fuck.
00:55:22Sophie and Luke to the closet.
00:55:25Roll the roll.
00:55:26As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
00:55:27You can't talk like adults.
00:55:41Can we fuck like adults?
00:55:46You know, you dress like this, but you just want to fucking break it.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:52Yeah.
00:55:57How about another poly exam, Dr. Martin?
00:56:07Time's up.
00:56:37I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
00:56:42Now you'll wish you would fuck me when you have a chance.
00:56:59So, how was it?
00:57:02Luke's a little too shy for me. I'm gonna spit again.
00:57:07Sophie.
00:57:15Me?
00:57:16Sophie, come on, Jim.
00:57:18You had your chance, Luke. Come on, Noah.
00:57:21Okay.
00:57:30I've never kissed anyone before.
00:57:32What?
00:57:33So, I'm gonna embarrass myself. So, I'm warning you.
00:57:36You're in class. I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
00:57:39Really?
00:57:40But, all the rumors. Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
00:57:44You ever said that you put your legs behind your head?
00:57:47I don't even know, Derek.
00:57:49I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing virginities tonight.
00:57:52I'm so screwed.
00:57:54Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
00:57:57They're gonna kill me. No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
00:58:00No, they're gonna make fun of me to death.
00:58:02Wait.
00:58:03I'll help you.
00:58:04How?
00:58:05It's awful quiet in there, Noah. Come on, virgin.
00:58:09They're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate.
00:58:11We don't have time. Just come here.
00:58:13You can tell them you lost it to me.
00:58:15Really? You don't care?
00:58:17No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous. You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
00:58:30Just as long as Luke overhears.
00:58:32I owe you.
00:58:37Noah! Are you in there?
00:58:41Oh, yeah.
00:58:43It's getting crazy in there.
00:58:46Oh, yeah.
00:58:48Oh, that's enough.
00:58:49Sophie, you open the damn door.
00:58:54Okay, ready? It's working.
00:58:57Oh, you really want to piss him off.
00:58:59He deserves it.
00:59:16What's the problem, doctor?
00:59:22What the fuck were you doing in there with him?
00:59:24Well...
00:59:26First, I was up his pants.
00:59:28And then I saw his cock.
00:59:34Liar.
00:59:36You don't know that.
00:59:38You know you wanted me.
00:59:42Yeah.
00:59:44I need your ass.
00:59:45Yeah.
00:59:46I'm running my ass.
00:59:47This is the rápid.
00:59:48Oh.
00:59:49Wow.
00:59:50I'm running my ass.
00:59:51I'm running my ass.
00:59:52This is the rápid.
00:59:53I got an ass.
00:59:54No еще.
00:59:55I got an ass.
00:59:56Here comes the rápid.
00:59:57My ass.
00:59:58Then I got an ass.
00:59:59It's a rápid.
01:00:00Yo!
01:00:02Get out.
01:00:12I need a sock in you.
01:00:14I want you.
01:00:16Me too.
01:00:30What? Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:00:32No. No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:00:35I'm just kicking myself.
01:00:37I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:00:40You fucking idiot.
01:00:42You are.
01:01:00You better take that.
01:01:02Someone better be dying.
01:01:04Is it code blue?
01:01:06They are.
01:01:10I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:01:14I've been burned too many times.
01:01:16Are we ever going to do this thing?
01:01:20Sophie, I promise you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:01:22I promise we're going to do this.
01:01:24We are.
01:01:26But not in some shitty fat house.
01:01:30You deserve better than that.
01:01:32Better how?
01:01:34You have a passport, right?
01:01:39So, sexy underwear?
01:01:40Check.
01:01:41Uh, jacket?
01:01:42Check.
01:01:43Bikini.
01:01:44Where exactly is he taking it?
01:01:46Hey, don't tell me.
01:01:49Crap, he's here.
01:01:51Bitch, you won't believe this. Oh my god.
01:01:58No way.
01:01:59This man's insane.
01:02:00He's actually psycho.
01:02:01On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:02:05Thanks, soldier.
01:02:09Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:02:10He's hot.
01:02:11Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:02:12It's finally happening.
01:02:14It's finally happening.
01:02:15You're incredible.
01:02:16Hmm?
01:02:17You said airport fit.
01:02:18I guess you just look delicious over there.
01:02:21This is so psychotic.
01:02:22Am I really worth all this?
01:02:23It's the first times.
01:02:24It's the first times.
01:02:25You have a probe.
01:02:37Hmm?
01:02:37You said report fit.
01:02:39I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:02:45This is so psychotic.
01:02:47Am I really worth all this?
01:02:50It's the first times.
01:02:51Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:02:57International.
01:03:06Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my mind.
01:03:10I'm sorry, I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:03:12Ready?
01:03:17A croissant?
01:03:19You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:03:21It's a hint.
01:03:23Go look at the view, you'll know where we are.
01:03:30Are you crazy?
01:03:32You took me to Paris?
01:03:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03:42I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:03:45Look.
01:03:52You want to add something to the ice in her?
01:03:54I think you should take your clothes off.
01:03:58I think you should take your clothes off.
01:04:00Yes, I think that's a good idea.
01:04:01What's going to be happening here?
01:04:14What's going to be happening here?
01:04:16I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me in the clinic.
01:04:38You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:04:41Is it weird that you did something so basic like this, you still turned me on?
01:04:46Get away from my patient, look familiar?
01:04:52She's all yours?
01:04:54Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:04:59Yes.
01:05:00We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:05:03I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:05:05We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:05:09Lorraine, don't tell me.
01:05:10I'm sorry?
01:05:13Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:05:16I'll give you to a moment.
01:05:22I'm so sorry.
01:05:24I don't know how this happened.
01:05:26I was trying to be safe.
01:05:28Wow.
01:05:29What do you think the odds are?
01:05:311.6 in 100.
01:05:33You probably hate me.
01:05:34As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:05:39Graduation's in a month, and we and we'll be able to do it together.
01:05:49Sophie, I'm all in.
01:05:50Bye now.
01:06:05.
01:06:08.
01:06:09.
01:06:09.
01:06:09.
01:06:09.
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