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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my

00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm

00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer

00:00:29did he hear okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably

00:00:39really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right

00:00:46you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're coming

00:00:54I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl

00:00:59my coffee right right sorry

00:01:16oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right

00:01:32I'm sorry no babe you're listening you look great my bad my bad my bad

00:01:38come here don't worry about that I do it all the time

00:01:47let me remake your coffee

00:01:51right

00:01:58right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks

00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut

00:02:09as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as

00:02:17cute as Sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex

00:02:26oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus

00:02:33oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five cleaner right here

00:02:47Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally don't

00:02:56even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month

00:03:00you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication

00:03:03oh my god what

00:03:06sounds like she already did

00:03:30I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend

00:03:34he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean

00:03:38shit my appointment I gotta go sorry

00:03:42all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine

00:03:51pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on

00:03:53oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie

00:03:57he

00:03:57a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating

00:04:09good morning miss tisdale

00:04:13it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist

00:04:21don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours

00:04:39right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me

00:04:46pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me I mean the coffee shop grind me

00:04:52oh no he remembers me

00:04:56so you are here looking for a

00:04:58prescription for birth control

00:05:00yes

00:05:01bad asshole

00:05:02yes

00:05:04I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted

00:05:09pregnancies right

00:05:10I mean I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy

00:05:13I will use a condom

00:05:16I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good for you

00:05:20dr. miller I'm not sure that you're

00:05:22nurse can you grab me a spectrum please

00:05:23yes dr. miller

00:05:25I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do

00:05:29I'm ready

00:05:29I think I'm ready

00:05:31Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so

00:05:36you know what I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there

00:05:40uh let's get started with a breast exam

00:05:44breast exam?

00:05:48breast exam?

00:05:49if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor

00:05:51no it's I like it it's fine

00:05:52uh it's probably easier to lay back

00:05:59it's okay

00:06:04it's okay

00:06:08stop thinking about losing your virginity

00:06:10stop it stop

00:06:12my hands cold?

00:06:14no they're perfect

00:06:15stop embarrassing yourself

00:06:18there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist

00:06:22there are no abnormalities

00:06:26thank you luke

00:06:30dr. miller

00:06:32that wasn't so bad

00:06:33uh Sophie can you put your feet up in the store for me?

00:06:41okay yes

00:06:41I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs

00:06:45but not performing a pap smear

00:06:47so

00:06:49I need you to relax for a moment

00:06:51all right

00:06:52you're doing good

00:06:53I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms

00:06:58I'm gonna be inserting a speculum

00:07:10you're gonna swab on your cervix

00:07:12I need you to relax for me

00:07:14so do you like younger women?

00:07:19I mean as your students because you work on campus

00:07:24no my family donated

00:07:26to the clinic a couple years ago

00:07:30or a while ago actually

00:07:31and so

00:07:32my great grandfather's honor

00:07:33I donate a few hours of my time at clinic

00:07:35oh

00:07:36duh

00:07:37now he thinks you think he's a creep

00:07:39amazing

00:07:40last thing

00:07:41I'm gonna touch your abdomen

00:07:43just to check on your internal organs

00:07:45all right?

00:07:46relax for me

00:07:48you're doing good

00:07:49his fingers literally inside of me

00:07:51oh my gosh

00:07:53I think I just had an orgasm

00:08:01did he?

00:08:05all right

00:08:06he's so noticed

00:08:09oh my god

00:08:10everything looks good

00:08:11no abnormalities

00:08:12all right

00:08:14we'll be right back

00:08:16is that a freaking wet spot?

00:08:27I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again

00:08:31all right so here's your break

00:08:36should I bring it to her to the cafe?

00:08:43she's my patient

00:08:47Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight

00:08:58you are so graphic

00:09:00speaking of sperm

00:09:03I assume your appointment went okay

00:09:06you will never believe who my gynecologist was

00:09:08Luke

00:09:10are you serious?

00:09:11you got a finger by the heart

00:09:13talk to you

00:09:14buy coffee from you

00:09:15the Luke

00:09:16Sophie you're a freak

00:09:19so is he like

00:09:21good with his fingers or

00:09:22shut up everybody

00:09:25shit

00:09:26he's so sexy

00:09:27maybe I should schedule my pap smear

00:09:29don't worry

00:09:31okay

00:09:32tonight's gonna be amazing

00:09:34okay Soph

00:09:35thanks

00:09:36come on

00:09:37let's get you ready for your big night tonight

00:09:39Mike

00:09:39I hope Mike's worth it Sophie

00:09:45why do I even care?

00:09:54yo

00:09:55ready to fork over a grant tonight?

00:09:58is that

00:09:58Sophie's boyfriend?

00:09:59you're not winning any bet tonight buddy

00:10:05you're dating a nun

00:10:06she's never gonna let you smash

00:10:08I'm calling it

00:10:09dude

00:10:10she's low-key a slut

00:10:12I just

00:10:14can't prove it

00:10:15you will soon

00:10:16you're gonna film her?

00:10:19yo

00:10:20dude you're sick

00:10:25what if she doesn't let you hit

00:10:26a little bit of this

00:10:29and she's gonna go feral

00:10:32yo that 1500 is mine

00:10:36just keep the cameras rolling

00:10:38don't get involved Luke

00:10:42you're just your customer and doctor

00:10:44hey

00:10:48you need to pay

00:10:49you need to pay

00:10:49fuck

00:10:53my eyes

00:10:54what the fuck

00:10:55where's your fucking friend live

00:10:56before I call the cops

00:10:57kaylee avenue

00:11:01apartment 2

00:11:02I need to get to Sophie

00:11:03the lady

00:11:11you're nervous?

00:11:32why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend

00:11:34than I did with my freaking gynecologist?

00:11:41you're nervous?

00:11:41I'm a little nervous

00:11:43hey

00:11:44don't be

00:11:45you know my cherries I popped

00:11:48wait

00:11:53what?

00:11:55I'm sorry

00:11:56I forgot to start my birth control

00:11:57you have to wait

00:11:58I'm sorry Mike

00:11:59I can't do this

00:12:01are you kidding me?

00:12:04I'm sorry

00:12:05you were not hot enough

00:12:06to blue ball me for another month

00:12:07Mike

00:12:08why would you say something like that?

00:12:10I'm going home

00:12:11there it's bad

00:12:18the hell you are

00:12:22not until

00:12:23I get something

00:12:25no

00:12:26no

00:12:27stop

00:12:31stop

00:12:32who the fuck

00:12:41invited you?

00:12:45Dr. Miller

00:12:46hey Sophie

00:12:48hey

00:12:49hey

00:12:50hey

00:12:51hey

00:12:52hey

00:12:53hey

00:12:55hey can you hear me?

00:12:56did you take something?

00:12:57what's up grandpa

00:12:58who the fuck invited you?

00:13:00listen up dumbass

00:13:04making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you

00:13:07I go to an ivy league asshole

00:13:09if you want her you can have her

00:13:10I got plenty of pussy to choose from

00:13:12what? what's so funny?

00:13:14you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother

00:13:16since who?

00:13:17you ever study in Miller Hall?

00:13:19yeah

00:13:20I'm Dr. Luke Miller

00:13:22my family is the biggest donor to the university

00:13:24since

00:13:25ever

00:13:26that means I got the dean on speed dial

00:13:28yeah

00:13:30you just pissed your future away brother

00:13:32wait

00:13:33wait

00:13:34wait

00:13:35no no

00:13:36and you can let your buddy Jake know too

00:13:38no no no

00:13:39please can we talk about this?

00:13:40it was just a joke

00:13:41oh you wanna talk?

00:13:46hey

00:13:48hey

00:13:49come on

00:13:58she's either really wasted or drugged

00:14:07either way it's not good

00:14:15you stole me from my date?

00:14:18I can see the right you asshole

00:14:24I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation

00:14:27stop talking to me like you're my dad

00:14:29I don't have a daddy fetish

00:14:39how much did you have to drink?

00:14:41I can drink however much I want

00:14:43and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with

00:14:45just because you shoved a speculum up me

00:14:47doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller

00:14:49don't call me Dr. Miller

00:14:50tell me this

00:14:51why did you prescribe me birth control

00:14:53if you're not even gonna let me use it?

00:14:57I was at the bar

00:15:00alright

00:15:01and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1500 bet

00:15:04that he could

00:15:05take your virginity

00:15:07and

00:15:08record it

00:15:13wow

00:15:16I'm an idiot

00:15:18no you're not an idiot

00:15:19first

00:15:20I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist

00:15:25to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam

00:15:28and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough

00:15:32I was gonna lose my virginity to a complete asshole

00:15:35I waxed my asshole for that asshole

00:15:38poor that asshole

00:15:41sorry Soph

00:15:48Sophie you want my virginity week?

00:15:58you can have it

00:15:59someone clearly wants me

00:16:09are you

00:16:11hard right now?

00:16:17that's so wrong

00:16:19you're drunk

00:16:20I'm taking you home

00:16:23what are you doing?

00:16:24you're drunk I'm taking you home

00:16:25what?

00:16:26no I can't go home

00:16:27my roommate's there

00:16:29I told her I was gonna be at Mike's

00:16:30she's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me

00:16:40we're here

00:16:41here? where is here?

00:16:43my place

00:16:45you can stay here for the night

00:16:46wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone

00:16:49if you're comfortable

00:16:50I want to

00:16:52I mean

00:16:53I'm cool

00:16:54I'm cool with that

00:16:56but

00:16:57is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that?

00:16:59smooth, Sophie

00:17:02who says I have a girlfriend?

00:17:20you're in Dr. Miller's room

00:17:21the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year

00:17:43how do you afford to live here alone?

00:17:45it's huge

00:17:47I don't like tight spaces

00:17:50not all tight spaces

00:17:52is he a tease?

00:17:53or do I just need to bleach my mind?

00:17:56come on, let's get you cleaned up

00:17:57you'll feel better afterwards

00:17:59thanks for taking care of me, Doc

00:18:04sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra

00:18:09I'll be happy

00:18:16you don't have to look away, Doc

00:18:19you seem way too much

00:18:23I won't have any questions

00:18:25I won't have any questions

00:18:27you don't have to look away, Doc

00:18:29you seem way too much

00:18:30you don't have to look away, Doc

00:18:31You don't have to look away, Doc.

00:18:45You've seen way too much of me already.

00:18:49I just don't want to be disrespectful.

00:18:54You know, I don't want you thinking I alert my patients all the time.

00:18:57Wait, you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend

00:19:04and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?

00:19:08No, Mrs. Doe.

00:19:11Then why me? I'm nothing special.

00:19:15You don't mess up my coffee order.

00:19:18You're kind to people.

00:19:22You're beautiful.

00:19:27Who is that?

00:19:37Ah, this is my crazy ex-girlfriend.

00:19:40Um, you have to hide right now, all right?

00:19:44Come on.

00:19:47Luke?

00:19:48Are you home?

00:19:50Lukey?

00:19:55Come out, come out.

00:19:57Stop playing.

00:19:59I stole one of your pagers.

00:20:01I know you're not on call.

00:20:08Don't say a word.

00:20:10There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.

00:20:14Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?

00:20:19What the hell?

00:20:22She's a dean's daughter.

00:20:24We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.

00:20:26She gets them kicked out of school.

00:20:27Then why did you strip down and get into bed?

00:20:34What are you doing?

00:20:36You didn't answer my calls.

00:20:38I'm sleeping.

00:20:40Why don't I join you?

00:20:41No.

00:20:44I can think of a million things I'd rather do.

00:20:49Like what, baby?

00:20:50Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?

00:20:53Ice cubes?

00:20:54What ice cubes?

00:20:55Like call the cops.

00:20:57Do you not remember I have restraining order against you?

00:20:59Your father begged me to not go through with it.

00:21:01Come on, Lukey.

00:21:03You know you love screwing me.

00:21:11I have someone new in my life.

00:21:14Someone new?

00:21:15Who the fuck is she?

00:21:18I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.

00:21:21And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.

00:21:23Then I'm going to call the dean.

00:21:25And I'm going to let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.

00:21:28Do you know how dangerous that is?

00:21:29No.

00:21:30You can't.

00:21:31One.

00:21:34Two.

00:21:35Fine.

00:21:36Fine.

00:21:36Now, I'm leaving your loss.

00:21:50Oh, my God.

00:21:51Luke.

00:21:51Holy shit.

00:22:07You smell like booze.

00:22:09I sobered up, I swear.

00:22:12What's with the ice cubes?

00:22:13I prefer no ice cubes.

00:22:23You won't move on from me, Lucas.

00:22:27You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.

00:22:32My virginity?

00:22:50Yep.

00:22:51Still intact.

00:22:54Fuck my life.

00:22:56Language, Mr. Dillon.

00:22:58Jesus.

00:22:59What the hell are you doing?

00:23:00I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.

00:23:04Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.

00:23:07What would you have me do?

00:23:09Don't say it.

00:23:10Don't say it.

00:23:11You could join me.

00:23:16Sophie, you're 21 years old.

00:23:26Luke, that is three years past legal.

00:23:29There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?

00:23:51I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.

00:23:54But?

00:23:57But a lot of things, Sophie.

00:23:58You're my patient, for one.

00:24:01In an on-campus clinic.

00:24:03I'm graduating this year.

00:24:06Second.

00:24:09Your virgin.

00:24:11Ouch.

00:24:13I'm asking you to change that.

00:24:15You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.

00:24:28You're asking Luke to fuck you.

00:24:33I don't make both.

00:24:35I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards.

00:24:37All right, sweetheart?

00:24:38I'm not that guy.

00:24:39Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.

00:24:47I'm a big girl.

00:24:48I can handle myself.

00:24:51Unless you're just not interested.

00:24:53I saw how hot your ex is, and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.

00:25:01Someone's jealous.

00:25:04Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus, to come to your shitty little cafe,

00:25:08to have you make me a cup of coffee.

00:25:09Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform, when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.

00:25:30You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.

00:25:34So do it.

00:25:37I'm ready, I promise.

00:25:43Ready?

00:25:49What's that?

00:25:51As your doctor, I know you haven't started your brush control.

00:25:58Sorry, son.

00:26:01Are you kidding me?

00:26:04Can I, uh, can I get, uh...

00:26:11You're killing me.

00:26:13So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy-ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...

00:26:18A virgin?

00:26:19Yeah.

00:26:20I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.

00:26:25Can you wait?

00:26:29Oh my god.

00:26:30Sophie, no 36-year-old man...

00:26:32I looked at his agent, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.

00:26:37He respects you, dummy.

00:26:40Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.

00:26:42I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.

00:26:45All the things I'm not.

00:26:46You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.

00:26:50A Cadillac pussy.

00:26:51And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.

00:26:54Watch.

00:26:58Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?

00:27:00No.

00:27:00Can you just order?

00:27:01I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.

00:27:19But a janitor makes a lot more sense.

00:27:24Luke's psycho ex followed me.

00:27:25What do you want?

00:27:30I think we got off on the wrong foot.

00:27:35I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.

00:27:41Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.

00:27:43He made it clear that you two broke up.

00:27:44Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller, knowing that I am pregnant with his child.

00:27:53Can you believe it?

00:27:54Sophie's evil.

00:27:56First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?

00:27:59A slut.

00:28:00Pregnant with Luke's.

00:28:02Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke, loser barista?

00:28:11Sophie, you idiot.

00:28:13Of course he was never yours.

00:28:18Sophie!

00:28:19You can have him!

00:28:21You didn't have to hurt my baby!

00:28:23I didn't do this, I swear.

00:28:25I would never.

00:28:26What's going on?

00:28:27Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.

00:28:29No, I didn't.

00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman before today.

00:28:32Hey, that's the dean's daughter.

00:28:35Sophie?

00:28:37I'm calling the police.

00:28:38No, I would never do this.

00:28:39Please.

00:28:39She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.

00:28:42We need a medic, too.

00:28:44I'm a doctor.

00:28:50I'm a doctor.

00:28:51I'm a doctor.

00:28:51Um, no, no, no, no, I'm, I'm fine.

00:29:15I'll just be going.

00:29:16We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.

00:29:22Never seen him look so angry.

00:29:24Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.

00:29:29Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?

00:29:33It was for a friend.

00:29:35You liar, I saw you drinking from it.

00:29:37Let me go.

00:29:38No, I don't want to press charges.

00:29:42Just a moment.

00:29:42Oh, my God.

00:29:55You're crazy.

00:29:56You're actually crazy.

00:29:58Luke, please.

00:29:59I can explain.

00:30:00She's not right for you.

00:30:03Breaking into my house.

00:30:05Stealing my pager.

00:30:06That's normal for you, Gina.

00:30:07I get it, but I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.

00:30:16Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.

00:30:19She's a danger to herself and people around her.

00:30:22I'll sign the warrant myself.

00:30:24Stop, Luke.

00:30:26This isn't you.

00:30:28You are just being taken advantage of.

00:30:30She's nothing.

00:30:32A cheap, broke, campus whore.

00:30:35You're better than this, Luke.

00:30:38Officer, take her away.

00:30:43Let's go.

00:30:45You bitch!

00:30:46You don't deserve him.

00:30:47Let's go.

00:30:50I knew she was psycho.

00:30:52You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.

00:30:55Thanks, Ev.

00:30:57Sophie, I'm sorry.

00:30:58I should never have taken her word over yours.

00:31:01Take the day.

00:31:02Take the day.

00:31:05If someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac Pissy.

00:31:23You came just to save me?

00:31:26Of course I did.

00:31:27I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you,

00:31:37so I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.

00:31:44I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.

00:31:46Sophie, I...

00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.

00:31:49Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.

00:31:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things.

00:31:53I don't think she's as crazy as you think.

00:31:57I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.

00:32:00What do you mean?

00:32:02I mean, you...

00:32:04reject all of my advances,

00:32:06and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?

00:32:10What do you see in me?

00:32:12Or am I just...

00:32:14entertainment to you?

00:32:16Entertainment?

00:32:16Sophie, if you would have just entertained me,

00:32:19I wouldn't get involved in your life.

00:32:21You're just...

00:32:23young.

00:32:28I should leave you the hell alone

00:32:29unless you find somebody more suitable.

00:32:31Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN

00:32:34doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.

00:32:43What do you want?

00:32:46You...

00:32:49take me seriously.

00:32:54Get in the car.

00:32:56What?

00:32:57To where?

00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.

00:33:01What?

00:33:02Unless you have something else planned for the break.

00:33:16I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.

00:33:33We're doing both.

00:33:35My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home.

00:33:39Your vacation home?

00:33:41As in you have multiple?

00:33:44Wow.

00:33:44Mr. Mellon.

00:33:46It's good to have you home, sir.

00:33:54And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?

00:33:56Luke, you're not just rich.

00:33:58You're like old money.

00:34:00What the hell?

00:34:01Look, I didn't say it because I don't want to see stress out.

00:34:04The truth is, yes.

00:34:06Because my family's rich.

00:34:07But we're not here to impress them.

00:34:09I'm here to show them that you're a part of my life.

00:34:12And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.

00:34:14Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?

00:34:33Why is she dressed so frumpy?

00:34:35I'm not.

00:34:41Hang on.

00:34:42What even am I to Luke?

00:34:50Mother.

00:34:52This is Sophie, my girlfriend.

00:34:56Girlfriend?

00:34:57No way.

00:34:59Wait, focus, Sophie.

00:35:00Manners.

00:35:00Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.

00:35:06Girlfriend?

00:35:09What happened to the pretty one?

00:35:11Gina?

00:35:13The Dean's daughter?

00:35:14The one I worked so hard to set you up with?

00:35:17Ouch.

00:35:20Mother, again.

00:35:21As I just said, this is my girlfriend.

00:35:23And my date to the gala.

00:35:25If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,

00:35:28I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.

00:35:30Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.

00:35:33Oh, you ungrateful child.

00:35:40If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.

00:35:42Oh, before we go.

00:35:43Which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?

00:35:46She needs some options for tonight.

00:35:49Fourth floor, third door on your floor.

00:35:53Thank you, Mother.

00:35:54Good to see you.

00:35:55Good to see you.

00:35:59That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.

00:36:11Your brother has lost it.

00:36:13Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.

00:36:17Is your mom always so...

00:36:28Narcissistic psychopath?

00:36:31Yeah.

00:36:31That's why I don't really get along with the family.

00:36:35But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.

00:36:41You care a lot about your patients.

00:36:43That's sweet.

00:36:43I do.

00:36:46Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.

00:36:49What does that mean?

00:37:01Luke, you did not.

00:37:08Which one of them speaks to you?

00:37:09I mean, I want all of them.

00:37:11That's done.

00:37:12I haven't even picked one out.

00:37:14You said you want all of them.

00:37:17They're yours.

00:37:2380...

00:37:24I can't accept this.

00:37:26This is like my whole college tuition in this room.

00:37:28Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.

00:37:33Why do you like me?

00:37:34I'm just a college student, and you're you.

00:37:40Dr. Trust Fund, baby.

00:37:42You're cultured.

00:37:43Your parents host charity events.

00:37:45You have a butler that does your laundry.

00:37:47I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with, like, a hundred other students.

00:37:52It's not too late to not associate with me.

00:37:54Of course, it's too late.

00:38:10I'm already falling for you.

00:38:14Then why don't you go all the way with me?

00:38:15Because I want it to be right.

00:38:23I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.

00:38:28But take it slow.

00:38:34Even though...

00:38:36There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.

00:38:41Really?

00:38:45Come back here.

00:39:13I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.

00:39:15Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?

00:39:21You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.

00:39:31Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.

00:39:34Can you zip me up, please?

00:39:35You know, I'm going to give you a bag for this.

00:39:54Whatever you say, doc.

00:39:55That doesn't sound like Gina.

00:40:05He dumps my best friend?

00:40:08The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus mattress.

00:40:18Luke is an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.

00:40:22Don't worry, Mom.

00:40:25I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.

00:40:30Mm-hmm.

00:40:31That's my girl.

00:40:32Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.

00:40:38I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.

00:40:41Holy shit.

00:40:56It's not about being pretty.

00:41:06I just...

00:41:07I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.

00:41:10I've never even been to a charity auction.

00:41:13Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?

00:41:18You're so refreshing.

00:41:23You ready?

00:41:24Ready?

00:41:41Wow.

00:41:43She's an upgrade of Regina.

00:41:44Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.

00:41:48Why would you want to break them up?

00:41:49Shut up.

00:41:50There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.

00:41:53If my brother raises a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.

00:41:55I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.

00:42:06This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.

00:42:10Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.

00:42:15Cheers.

00:42:20Girlfriend?

00:42:21Not for long.

00:42:22Good evening, everyone.

00:42:38Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.

00:42:44Our first item.

00:42:45An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views starting big.

00:43:005,000.

00:43:015,000.

00:43:02Now, six.

00:43:03It's right into six.

00:43:04Bora Bora after finals.

00:43:05That's pretty good.

00:43:07And I get...

00:43:08You need to come quick.

00:43:10My wife's having a allergic reaction.

00:43:12You gonna be okay?

00:43:13No.

00:43:14Let's go.

00:43:14What is it?

00:43:23My throat.

00:43:25Oh, you're not?

00:43:27Breathe.

00:43:34Sold!

00:43:35Number 12.

00:43:36$7,000.

00:43:37All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.

00:43:39Give him a round of applause.

00:43:40Congratulations.

00:43:41Hey, hey, hey.

00:43:42Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.

00:43:45Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.

00:43:53Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.

00:43:58What a hussy, auctioning a blowjob.

00:44:02I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.

00:44:06I mean, the poor guy's sending to a patient.

00:44:08I knew that you were too classless for this family.

00:44:12Poor Lukey.

00:44:14She hasn't fooled.

00:44:15Trailer trash skank.

00:44:17Who let her kind in here?

00:44:19I wouldn't do that.

00:44:21I would never.

00:44:22I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.

00:44:25Hmm.

00:44:26Really, Sophie?

00:44:27No one wants you for a thousand?

00:44:29Whew.

00:44:30All right.

00:44:31Five hundred?

00:44:33All right.

00:44:33Five hundred for the poor girl.

00:44:37She's got student loans.

00:44:38Whatever that means.

00:44:40Where's Luke?

00:44:41I don't see anything wrong here.

00:44:51No, my throat, it hurts.

00:44:53What's wrong with me?

00:44:54I recognize you.

00:44:55You're one of my sister's shithead friends.

00:44:56What the hell is going on here?

00:44:57Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.

00:44:59Patrick, get out of my way.

00:45:02Why lower your standards?

00:45:03We're millionaires.

00:45:04She might be a good fuck, but that's how she'll ever be, man.

00:45:06Oh.

00:45:08Oh.

00:45:09Oh.

00:45:10Oh.

00:45:11You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.

00:45:16Motherfucker.

00:45:19$450.

00:45:21$400?

00:45:24Oh.

00:45:25All right.

00:45:27I mean, look.

00:45:28I know Sophie is just being modest.

00:45:31Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.

00:45:34Well, I'll help the young lady, then.

00:45:37Maybe we could have some late night study sessions.

00:45:40Huh?

00:45:41Huh?

00:45:41Yeah.

00:45:42Yeah.

00:45:42So, sold for $400.

00:45:44Wow, Sophie.

00:45:47Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.

00:45:50Use goods.

00:46:00That's right, Serena.

00:46:01After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.

00:46:05Look, you watch your mouth right now.

00:46:07What was that you're saying about class, Letitia, darling?

00:46:18You idiot!

00:46:20Get off the stage.

00:46:21We're leaving.

00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me.

00:46:23You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy.

00:46:28No need, my dear.

00:46:30Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you after all of this.

00:46:35But, but, but, no!

00:46:40No!

00:46:41Young man, that information you gave is illegal.

00:46:46You're a doctor!

00:46:48Greg, I was waiting to get to you.

00:46:50You want to bid on my girlfriend?

00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?

00:46:54How's she recovering from her boob job?

00:46:55No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:46:57Stephanie, the lady!

00:47:13I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!

00:47:16You can't.

00:47:17You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to.

00:47:20But I practice under the university.

00:47:22So you can't touch me.

00:47:24So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,

00:47:26I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity

00:47:29and then get the fuck out of my house.

00:47:33Let's go.

00:47:35It's a writing.

00:47:37Let's go.

00:47:37Everybody out.

00:47:45Where did these assholes go?

00:47:47You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.

00:47:49I would have been okay.

00:47:51I do it a thousand times over.

00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that.

00:47:54Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight

00:47:56than we have in the last ten years.

00:47:58Blackmail surprisingly works.

00:48:02You all right?

00:48:02What are you looking for?

00:48:18I paid for all the booze, so...

00:48:20I figure how the night went,

00:48:24I might as well be your personal bartender.

00:48:25Right.

00:48:29Okay.

00:48:30Make me...

00:48:33an appletini.

00:48:35What?

00:48:36Seriously?

00:48:38All right, so...

00:48:40vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur...

00:48:43Can we just choose something easier?

00:48:45You suck at being a rich kid.

00:48:50Move.

00:48:51Can you open that?

00:49:02All right.

00:49:03Let's just make it simple.

00:49:05Body shots.

00:49:08I've never done that before.

00:49:12Seriously?

00:49:13What do you mean?

00:49:13You're, like, so old.

00:49:15I was trying to get into school.

00:49:16I didn't have time to...

00:49:18do body shots off of hot little girls like you.

00:49:20He just said you're hot.

00:49:22Make the move, Sophie.

00:49:24Okay, well, I'll teach you.

00:49:36Holy shit.

00:49:37All right.

00:49:58I got the hang of that.

00:50:00Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.

00:50:02Now or never, Sophie.

00:50:03Go for it.

00:50:04New rule.

00:50:04You can't choose the same place twice.

00:50:07Is that so?

00:50:10Then...

00:50:11where are you gonna lick me?

00:50:12Shame, shame, shame.

00:50:22You're trying to play with my emotion.

00:50:26Blame, blame.

00:50:27Only you feel like a devotion.

00:50:30How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?

00:50:33Think you could get away with it.

00:50:35Be careful what you get.

00:50:36Cause you don't know what you might get.

00:50:38I'm sorry.

00:50:49Was that...

00:50:49You drove me fucking wild.

00:50:53Luke, I'm ready.

00:50:54Yeah, I'm an idiot.

00:51:04Wait, what?

00:51:05Sophie, I went too far.

00:51:07I'm sorry.

00:51:09Fuck.

00:51:10Luke, no, no, no.

00:51:11I'm telling you that I'm ready.

00:51:13I want to do this with you.

00:51:15Lose my virginity.

00:51:17Sophie.

00:51:17Don't Sophie me.

00:51:20That's so patronizing.

00:51:23Wait, I'm trying.

00:51:25But I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt.

00:51:29I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.

00:51:32I'm terrified of that.

00:51:33It's this that hurts me.

00:51:35What you're doing right now rejecting me?

00:51:37What would be so terrible about us being together?

00:51:40Being together?

00:51:41Sophie, did you see what happened here today?

00:51:45I mean, my family sucks.

00:51:47My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.

00:51:50I mean, of course I want to be with you.

00:51:53But am I right for you?

00:51:55And you really want to take on this baggage?

00:51:57I might be a virgin, but this whole it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.

00:52:06Sophie, where are you going?

00:52:09I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.

00:52:10I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.

00:52:13You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.

00:52:20Don't follow me.

00:52:21Damn it.

00:52:34Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.

00:52:38What's the point in talking to me now?

00:52:53You've rejected me thrice.

00:52:58Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?

00:53:00Nope.

00:53:02Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.

00:53:05So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.

00:53:07All to myself.

00:53:08What?

00:53:13You heard me.

00:53:14Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.

00:53:18Seriously?

00:53:20You're into this?

00:53:22Like, you might want to, like, hook up?

00:53:24Hell yeah, I would.

00:53:26Maybe we can start with a kiss.

00:53:28Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.

00:53:31Maybe Luke's the problem.

00:53:32I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.

00:53:36Pause.

00:53:37What did you just say?

00:53:44I'm a virgin?

00:53:47She's a virgin, y'all.

00:53:49Aw, cute.

00:53:50Excuse me?

00:53:52Too much work.

00:53:53You're probably super clingy, too.

00:53:55You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.

00:53:59Sweetie?

00:54:00I'm a senior.

00:54:01That's even sadder.

00:54:02You were just into me.

00:54:06Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?

00:54:09You're obviously a nice girl.

00:54:11But I'm looking for a fun time.

00:54:12You know?

00:54:14You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.

00:54:17And...

00:54:18Sorry.

00:54:21What?

00:54:22I'm glad.

00:54:30I'm in this $80,000 dress, and I can't even get a stupid, horny, frat guy to get with me.

00:54:38He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.

00:54:44Oh, and Luke.

00:54:45Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me, and I guess he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.

00:54:52You know what?

00:55:02Sophie, where the hell you been?

00:55:03I'm not the hospital right now, but...

00:55:05Oh, look at me.

00:55:06I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor, and I'm also hot as fuck, and I just love to lead girls on with the orgasm pap smear two for one.

00:55:16Say something, asshole.

00:55:19Can I come get you right now, please?

00:55:21So you can what?

00:55:22Not have sex?

00:55:23Yeah, I don't think so.

00:55:24I think I'll stay right here with the guys that at least have, I don't know, the decency to not lead me on.

00:55:29Guys, what guys?

00:55:31Did someone do something to you?

00:55:32Of course not.

00:55:33They said I was too messy.

00:55:36Too messy and too much, and I guess that means you get a second chance.

00:55:41You either fuck me or you lose me.

00:55:46I think I'm going to pass out.

00:55:48I'm coming to get you.

00:55:49Keep falling on you, all right?

00:55:52I'll be fine with you.

00:55:53I said that.

00:55:53I'll be fine with you.

00:55:53I don't know.

00:55:53I'll be fine with him.

00:55:55You're fine with me, right?

00:55:56I think I'll be fine with you.

00:55:57Sogy. Sogy. Hey, wake up.

00:56:09I got you. Come on, man.

00:56:25Is she...

00:56:27She's fine. She's bottled water in two of these in the morning.

00:56:35I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.

00:56:41Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.

00:56:42You're going to be the death of me.

00:56:50You're going to be the death of me.

00:56:54You're going to be the death of me.

00:57:02Rise and shine, party animal.

00:57:05You have a lot to tell me.

00:57:10You feel like shit.

00:57:11You look like shit.

00:57:13But like, a million bucks?

00:57:15Yes. So is this a gift from Luke or...?

00:57:18Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.

00:57:23He led me on and then left me for Ted.

00:57:27But Luke brought you back to the...

00:57:29Ev, I don't want to hear it.

00:57:31I'm done having my time wasted.

00:57:34I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.

00:57:38So I've decided...

00:57:40I'm not a virgin anymore.

00:57:43Huh?

00:57:44Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?

00:57:47People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby.

00:57:51Unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.

00:57:57I need you to help me look slutty.

00:58:05No way, I'm not going to do that.

00:58:07You're not going to help me look sexy, why not?

00:58:09Soph, you are sexy.

00:58:11I'm not slutty sexy.

00:58:13Guys, don't go for that.

00:58:15I look like a nun, librarian.

00:58:17I'm giving off, don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.

00:58:21Soph, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.

00:58:27The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.

00:58:34Burn me up.

00:58:37That's what you're saying.

00:58:43That's all rhyme, girl.

00:58:46S-

00:58:51Perfect.

00:58:55MISS FENDERS

00:58:56MISS FENDERS

00:58:59MISS FENDERS

00:59:01Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?

00:59:15There's no way.

00:59:16That girl's off.

00:59:17Yeah.

00:59:18It is.

00:59:19That's Sophie Tisdale?

00:59:21Dude, the makeover's actually working.

00:59:24Everyone's looking at you.

00:59:25Good.

00:59:26I hope the news gets back to Luke.

00:59:27I mean more.

00:59:31Oh, there he is.

00:59:36Are you going to say something?

00:59:40Holy shit, Sophie.

00:59:42No, I'm just going to make you regret everything.

00:59:51Thanks, babe.

00:59:52Anytime, beautiful.

01:00:01And what can I get for you, handsome?

01:00:05A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.

01:00:08I take all kinds of tips.

01:00:10What the hell's going on here?

01:00:11Stop interrupting, Grandpa.

01:00:13The fuck did you just say?

01:00:15One latte.

01:00:16Coming right up.

01:00:19And what can I get for you, doctor?

01:00:21Sophie, what is this?

01:00:22You're dressed different.

01:00:23You're acting different.

01:00:24I don't get it.

01:00:24Whoops.

01:00:27Let me get that for you.

01:00:35Did you want a coffee?

01:00:36The Ave Shining is on the house.

01:00:39Sophie, I don't...

01:00:39Is this like a punishment?

01:00:41I mean, if it is, I get it.

01:00:42But throwing yourself at other guys, it's not you.

01:00:44That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.

01:00:46I gave you a chance.

01:00:48And besides, there's someone out there who wants me

01:00:50and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.

01:00:53Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.

01:00:56They did on the land fair.

01:00:57You should come.

01:00:59She's got plans.

01:01:01Actually, I don't.

01:01:03My first frat party invite?

01:01:05Wow.

01:01:05This whole hot girl act is actually working.

01:01:08You should bring your home, girl.

01:01:10The guy's going to love you.

01:01:11I will.

01:01:12See you tonight.

01:01:14You're not going to bed.

01:01:16Newsflash.

01:01:17You're not my boyfriend.

01:01:18You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.

01:01:20That's not true.

01:01:21Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.

01:01:23My very sexy, very booby outfit.

01:01:29Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away

01:01:31just because of me, all right?

01:01:32If I'm going to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.

01:01:38What could you have possibly been in that?

01:01:41Oh, that was...

01:01:42sexy Minnie Mouse.

01:01:44Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.

01:01:46Ew, that doesn't even sound right.

01:01:49I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.

01:01:54Everly, not funny.

01:01:56Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital

01:01:59and he gets a text from you in this.

01:02:02If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.

01:02:04How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games

01:02:06with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base with?

01:02:09Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?

01:02:11I can't.

01:02:15Wear a push-up bra.

01:02:16You're pink.

01:02:17Red.

01:02:18Get in, get Sophie safe, get out.

01:02:34Sophie, you're the only person I'm doing this for.

01:02:38Sick costume, bro.

01:02:41Right.

01:02:44God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.

01:02:49Sorry.

01:02:50Rules.

01:02:59Idiot.

01:03:04I have to get to her.

01:03:05Where is she?

01:03:08Stop being shy.

01:03:10You look hot.

01:03:13See?

01:03:16Wait, hand me your phone.

01:03:18Why?

01:03:22Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke.

01:03:30No.

01:03:31Yes.

01:03:37I got a hat.

01:03:39I have to get to her.

01:03:40Where is it?

01:03:41Popping bottles with the models.

01:03:42Get like me.

01:03:43My wrist on pros.

01:03:44Never missing any nails.

01:03:46I feel like LeBron.

01:03:47Cause I get the ring.

01:03:48If you're bad and you know it, you're my twinny twin.

01:03:50I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.

01:03:53He opened it immediately.

01:03:55He's so whipped.

01:03:57Welcome to the party.

01:03:58I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.

01:04:04He opened it immediately.

01:04:06He's so whipped.

01:04:09Welcome to the party.

01:04:13Do it at this house.

01:04:15It's just not the same when it's not him.

01:04:34Sobhi.

01:04:35Sobhi.

01:04:36Sobhi.

01:04:37Sobhi.

01:04:38Sobhi.

01:04:39Sobhi.

01:04:40Sobhi.

01:04:41Sobhi.

01:04:43Sobhi.

01:04:44Sobhi.

01:04:45Sobhi.

01:04:46Sobhi.

01:04:47Sobhi.

01:04:48Sobhi.

01:04:49Sobhi.

01:04:50Sobhi.

01:04:51Sobhi.

01:04:52Sobhi.

01:04:53Sobhi.

01:04:54Sobhi.

01:04:55Sobhi.

01:04:56Sobhi.

01:04:57Sobhi.

01:04:58Sobhi.

01:04:59Just give me a second, guys.

01:05:08Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?

01:05:14You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?

01:05:16Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.

01:05:19That's a lie.

01:05:20You talk?

01:05:24Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle.

01:05:27Coming.

01:05:28My friend here is just leaving.

01:05:30Actually, I'll join.

01:05:32What? No.

01:05:33Don't let me go here!

01:05:41Who's going first?

01:05:45I'll spin.

01:05:46Do you think he's a TA?

01:05:48I hope it lands on me.

01:05:50He seems experienced.

01:05:59Fuck.

01:06:05Sophie and Luke to the closet.

01:06:09What was the rule?

01:06:10As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.

01:06:12Can we talk like adults?

01:06:28Can we fuck like adults?

01:06:29Can we fuck like adults?

01:06:29You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking radio.

01:06:36How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?

01:07:06What?

01:07:31Time's up.

01:07:34What, were you just- you wanted to-

01:07:37I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.

01:07:40Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.

01:07:47So, how was it?

01:08:02Luke's a little too shy for me.

01:08:06I'm gonna spin again.

01:08:09Sophie?

01:08:10Me?

01:08:11Sophie, come on in.

01:08:12You had your chance, Luke.

01:08:13Come on, Noah.

01:08:16You had your chance, Luke.

01:08:23Come on, Noah.

01:08:24You had your chance, Luke.

01:08:25Come on, Noah.

01:08:31Okay, so-

01:08:37I've never kissed anyone before.

01:08:40What?

01:08:41So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.

01:08:43So, I'm warning you that I'm-

01:08:45You can relax.

01:08:46I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.

01:08:48Okay.

01:08:49Really?

01:08:50But-

01:08:51All the rumors.

01:08:52Look, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.

01:08:55Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.

01:08:58I don't even know, Derek.

01:09:01I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.

01:09:05I'm so screwed.

01:09:07Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.

01:09:10They're gonna kill me.

01:09:12No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.

01:09:14No, no.

01:09:15They're gonna make fun of me to death.

01:09:16Wait.

01:09:17I'll help you.

01:09:19How?

01:09:20It's awful quiet in there, Noah.

01:09:21Come on, virgin.

01:09:22They're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate.

01:09:23We don't have time.

01:09:24Just come here.

01:09:25You can tell them you lost it to me.

01:09:26Really?

01:09:27You don't care?

01:09:28No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.

01:09:29You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.

01:09:30No, no.

01:09:31No, no.

01:09:32No, no.

01:09:33No, no.

01:09:34No, no.

01:09:35No, no.

01:09:36No, no.

01:09:37No, no.

01:09:38No, no.

01:09:39No, no.

01:09:40No, no.

01:09:41No, no.

01:09:42No, no.

01:09:43No, no.

01:09:44No, no.

01:09:45No, no.

01:09:46No, no.

01:09:47No, no.

01:09:48I'll keep you upside down for all I care.

01:09:50Just as long as Luke overhears.

01:09:56I owe you.

01:10:00Noah!

01:10:01Are you in there?

01:10:03Oh, yeah.

01:10:05Oh.

01:10:06It's getting crazy in there.

01:10:09Oh, yeah.

01:10:11Ah, that's enough.

01:10:13Oh, yeah.

01:10:15Sophie!

01:10:16You opened the damn door!

01:10:19Okay.

01:10:20Ready?

01:10:21It's working.

01:10:22Oh, you really want to piss him off.

01:10:25He deserves it.

01:10:27what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing him in with him well

01:10:57first stands up his pants and then i saw his cock

01:11:00liar you don't know that

01:11:09you know you belong to me

01:11:15prove it

01:11:27yo

01:11:37get out

01:11:40i need his heart

01:11:51me too

01:11:58what don't tell me you're changing your mind

01:12:14no no i'm not changing my mind i'm just kicking myself

01:12:20i can't believe i deprived myself of you for so long

01:12:23you fucking idiot

01:12:25you are

01:12:28yes you better take that

01:12:51someone better be dying

01:12:53what's it code blue

01:12:55they are

01:12:57i'm sorry sophie i have to go

01:13:01i've been burned too many times are we ever gonna do this

01:13:09sophie i promise you the last thing i wanted to see

01:13:15i promise we're gonna do this we are

01:13:18but not

01:13:20in some

01:13:21shitty fat house

01:13:22you deserve better than that

01:13:25better how

01:13:26you do a passport right

01:13:30sexy underwear

01:13:33track

01:13:34a jacket

01:13:36track

01:13:37a bikini

01:13:38where exactly is he taking you

01:13:40he didn't tell me

01:13:41crap he's here

01:13:44bitch you won't believe this oh my god

01:13:49no way

01:13:55this man's insane

01:13:57he's actually psycho

01:13:58on the other hand crazy makes for good sex

01:14:02don't look soldier

01:14:04don't you have like any advice for me

01:14:09he's hot do it a bunch of times on my behalf

01:14:12it's finally happening

01:14:14you look incredible

01:14:41hmm you said airport fit

01:14:43i guess you just look delicious and everything

01:14:46this is so psychotic

01:14:53am i really worth all this

01:14:55it's the first times

01:14:59are we flying domestic or internationally today sir

01:15:04international

01:15:06look if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds i'm gonna lose my mind

01:15:21i'm sorry i just didn't want to run the surprise

01:15:23you ready

01:15:24a croissant

01:15:31you flew me nine hours for some pastries

01:15:34it's a hint

01:15:36go look at the view you'll know where we are

01:15:38are you crazy

01:15:47you took me to paris

01:15:48whoa

01:15:57whoa whoa whoa

01:15:59i set up an appointment at chanel

01:16:01and then a reservation at a five star restaurant

01:16:03look

01:16:05you want to add something to the itinerary

01:16:13i think you should take your clothes off

01:16:15i think you should take your clothes off

01:16:20yeah that's i think that's a good idea

01:16:22it's finally happening

01:16:40i don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic

01:17:05you know it was weird when you were my customer and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend

01:17:10is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on

01:17:15get away from my patient dr miller

01:17:23she's all yours

01:17:25miss tisdale i see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription

01:17:31yes we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample

01:17:36i regret to inform you sophie

01:17:38we're unable to fulfill your request

01:17:41laurine don't tell me

01:17:45i'm sorry

01:17:46sophie you're pregnant

01:17:49i'll give you two a moment

01:17:54i'm so sorry i i don't know how this happened i was trying to be safe

01:18:06wow

01:18:06what do you think the odds are

01:18:091.6 in 100

01:18:11you probably hate me

01:18:14as long as you're not planning on ghosting me i'm actually pretty excited

01:18:19graduations in a month and i mean we'll be able to do it together

01:18:24sophie i'm all in

01:18:33so

01:18:37and

01:18:37don't

01:18:38understand

01:18:39you

01:18:40and

01:18:40you

01:18:42so

01:18:42you

01:18:47you

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