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00:00:00A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:00:06I think I just had an orgasm.
00:00:09You got finger by the eye.
00:00:10I don't talk to you.
00:00:11Why coffee from you?
00:00:12I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:00:14You stole from my date?
00:00:16I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:00:18that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:00:22Dr. Miller.
00:00:25What's up?
00:00:26And why me?
00:00:27You don't mess up my coffee with her.
00:00:28There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:00:32So if you want my virginity, Luke,
00:00:34you can have it.
00:00:36You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:00:38But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:00:40Luke-y!
00:00:42Come out, come out!
00:00:44Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:00:46You'll come back to me after I
00:00:47take care of that little distraction.
00:00:50I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:00:53Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:00:58I'm going to be the person responsible for it.
00:01:02And I'll be back to you for more permission.
00:01:04I want you to move.
00:01:04I'll be back to you.
00:01:04I'll be back to you for more time.
00:01:05Yes.
00:01:06So I'll be back to you.
00:01:06You got it, I'm coming back to you for more time.
00:01:08Just, I don't know.
00:01:08I'll be back to you for more time.
00:01:09I think I'll be back to you.
00:01:09Bye-bye.
00:01:10Bye-bye.
00:01:11Bye-bye.
00:01:11Bye-bye.
00:01:12Anywhere, check.
00:01:13Get boyfriend, check.
00:01:15Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity
00:01:17at the glorious age of 21.
00:01:19Stop thinking about Dick.
00:01:21I'm not thinking about Dick, okay?
00:01:22I'm just nervous to lose my virginity.
00:01:25Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:01:28Oh, fuck, it's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:01:31Did he hear?
00:01:37Okay, don't think about Dick, especially not Luke's dick,
00:01:39especially not about Luke's probably really big dick.
00:01:42Morning, Dick.
00:01:44Double shot of espresso in a mocha frappe
00:01:46with nonfat milk, right?
00:01:48You're perfect, thank you.
00:01:49Right?
00:01:50Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:01:52Mike, I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming.
00:01:55I would've got ready.
00:01:56Oh, don't worry, he's just here for a coffee.
00:01:58No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:02:12I'm here to see my coffee.
00:02:12Want coffee?
00:02:15Right, right, sorry.
00:02:26Oh my god!
00:02:28Mikey, don't laugh.
00:02:29We're so mean.
00:02:30Don't help your girlfriend.
00:02:31All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:02:32I'm sorry.
00:02:33Don't babe trust me, you look great.
00:02:35My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:02:37Come here, don't worry about that, I do it all the time.
00:02:41Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:43Right, guy, see, it's my girl, my face to wipe.
00:02:47Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:49Oh my god, look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor,
00:02:52like, she's such a slut.
00:02:53I said someone as hot as him would want her.
00:02:54Yeah.
00:02:55Watch this.
00:02:55Oh, Mikey, where did you find someone
00:02:56that's hot as you're in school?
00:02:57You all got to be like, you know?
00:02:58Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:02:59I'm not sure, I'm sorry.
00:03:00I'm sorry.
00:03:01I'm sorry.
00:03:02No, I'm sorry.
00:03:03I'm sorry.
00:03:04You're not, I'm sorry.
00:03:05I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:03:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:03:07You're not.
00:03:08You're not.
00:03:09I'm sorry.
00:03:10You're not.
00:03:11I'm sorry, you're not.
00:03:12Oh, that's OK.
00:03:13Watch this.
00:03:14Oh, Mikey.
00:03:16Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:03:19Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:03:22Like making coffee.
00:03:24Or having sex.
00:03:27I know. Come on.
00:03:29Oh, my God.
00:03:31Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:03:37So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:03:43Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:03:45I think we have a stage five cleaner right here.
00:03:51Brooke, is it?
00:03:52Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:03:55What? I literally don't even know you.
00:03:57Don't be embarrassed.
00:03:58Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:04:02You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:04:03especially while you're on the medication.
00:04:05Oh, my God.
00:04:06What?
00:04:08It was just chlamydia!
00:04:10I'll fuck you all!
00:04:12Sounds like she already did!
00:04:15Oh, my God.
00:04:32I'm really, really sorry.
00:04:34I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:04:36He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:04:38What does that mean?
00:04:39Shit, my appointment.
00:04:42I gotta go.
00:04:43Sorry.
00:04:48All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you
00:04:51after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:04:53So go ahead and put this on.
00:04:56Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:58He?
00:04:58A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:05:08This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:05:12Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:05:18It's Luke.
00:05:19Luke is a gynecologist.
00:05:21My gynecologist.
00:05:22Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Tivindy Jensbos.
00:05:40It's your first time.
00:05:42Right, my first time.
00:05:43Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:05:45Yes.
00:05:46Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:05:48Nice to meet me?
00:05:49Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:05:50Grind me.
00:05:52I mean, the coffee shop.
00:05:54Grind me.
00:05:56Oh, no.
00:05:57He remembers me.
00:05:59So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:06:03Yes.
00:06:04That asshole.
00:06:05Yes.
00:06:07I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:06:10if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:06:12I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:06:15I will use a condom.
00:06:18I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:06:20He's not good for you.
00:06:22Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:06:24Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:06:25Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:06:27I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:06:31I'm ready.
00:06:32I think I'm ready.
00:06:34Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole,
00:06:36but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:06:38You know what?
00:06:38I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:06:42Uh, let's get started with a breast exam.
00:06:48Breast exam?
00:06:50Breast exam?
00:06:51If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:06:53No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:07:00Uh, it's probably easier to get my back.
00:07:06It's okay.
00:07:06Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:07:13Stop it. Stop.
00:07:15My head's cold?
00:07:16No, they're perfect.
00:07:19Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:07:21There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:07:26There are no abnormalities.
00:07:31Thank you, Luke.
00:07:33Dr. Miller.
00:07:33That wasn't so bad.
00:07:36Uh, Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stirrup for me?
00:07:43Okay, yes.
00:07:44I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs,
00:07:47but not performing a pap smear.
00:07:51So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:54All right?
00:07:55You're doing good.
00:07:57I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:08:03I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:08:13You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:08:15I need you to relax for a moment.
00:08:20So, do you like younger women?
00:08:21I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:08:27No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago,
00:08:32or a while ago, actually.
00:08:33And so, in my great-grandfather's honor,
00:08:36I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:08:38Oh, duh.
00:08:39Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:08:41Amazing.
00:08:42Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen,
00:08:45just to check on your internal organs.
00:08:47All right?
00:08:50Relax for me.
00:08:50You're doing good.
00:08:52His finger's literally inside of me.
00:08:54Oh, my gosh.
00:08:55Yeah.
00:09:02I think I just had an orgasm.
00:09:05Did he?
00:09:07All right.
00:09:08He's so noticed.
00:09:11Oh, my God.
00:09:12Everything looks good.
00:09:14No abnormalities.
00:09:15All right?
00:09:25Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:09:30I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:09:36All right.
00:09:37So, here's your break.
00:09:43Should I bring it to her to the cafe?
00:09:48She's my patient.
00:09:56Mike is going to come in his pants
00:09:58before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:10:00You are so graphic.
00:10:02Speaking of sperm,
00:10:07I assume your appointment went okay.
00:10:08You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:10:12Luke.
00:10:13Are you serious?
00:10:15You're not a finger by the eye.
00:10:16Talk to you.
00:10:17My coffee from you.
00:10:18The Luke.
00:10:20Sophie, you're a freak.
00:10:21So, is he, like,
00:10:23goes his fingers, or...
00:10:26Shut up, everybody.
00:10:28Shit.
00:10:28He's so sexy.
00:10:30Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:10:32No, no.
00:10:33Don't worry.
00:10:34Okay?
00:10:35Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:10:36Okay, Sophie?
00:10:38Yes.
00:10:39Come on.
00:10:40Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:10:41I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:10:51Why do I even care?
00:10:57Yo.
00:10:58You ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:11:00Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:11:05You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:11:08You're dating a nun.
00:11:09She's never going to let you smash.
00:11:11I'm calling it.
00:11:12Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:11:15I just can't prove it.
00:11:18You will soon.
00:11:20You're going to film her?
00:11:22No.
00:11:26Dude, you're sick.
00:11:27What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:11:30A little bit of this.
00:11:32And she's going to go feral.
00:11:37Yo, that's 1,500.
00:11:38Dude, it's fine.
00:11:39Just keep the cameras long.
00:11:44Don't get involved, Luke.
00:11:45You're just your customer and doctor.
00:11:50Pay.
00:11:51You need to pay.
00:11:55Fuck, my eyes.
00:11:56What the fuck?
00:11:57Where's your fucking friend, Liv?
00:11:59I'm calling Tops.
00:12:03Kaley Avenue, apartment 2.
00:12:05I need to get to Sophie.
00:12:08The lady.
00:12:31Nervous?
00:12:32Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:12:42Nervous?
00:12:42I'm a little nervous.
00:12:46Don't be.
00:12:47You don't make cherries I pop.
00:12:54Wait.
00:12:54What?
00:12:55I'm sorry.
00:12:57I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:59I'm going to have to wait.
00:12:59I'm sorry, Mike.
00:13:01I can't do this.
00:13:04You kidding me?
00:13:06I'm sorry.
00:13:06You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:13:09Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:13:11I'm going home.
00:13:12Aaron's bad.
00:13:21What the hell you are?
00:13:23Not until I get something.
00:13:27No.
00:13:28No.
00:13:31Stop, Lee.
00:13:33Stop.
00:13:34Mike.
00:13:35Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:46Dr. Miller.
00:13:48Hey, Sophie.
00:13:49Hey.
00:13:50Hey, Stephen.
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:54Hey, Sophie.
00:13:55Hey.
00:13:56Hey.
00:13:57Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:58Did you take something?
00:14:00What's up, Grandpa?
00:14:01Who the fuck invited you?
00:14:02Oh.
00:14:03Oh.
00:14:04Oh.
00:14:04Listen up, dumbass.
00:14:07Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:14:09I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:14:11If you want her, you can have her.
00:14:13I can play your pussy to choose from.
00:14:15What?
00:14:16What's so funny?
00:14:16You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:14:18Says who?
00:14:19You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:14:21Yeah.
00:14:23I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:14:25My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:14:29That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:14:32I'm dead.
00:14:32You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:14:35Wait.
00:14:36Wait.
00:14:36Wait.
00:14:36Wait.
00:14:37Wait.
00:14:37Wait.
00:14:37Wait.
00:14:37No, no.
00:14:38And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:14:41No, no, no.
00:14:41Please.
00:14:42Can we talk about this?
00:14:43It was just a joke.
00:14:44Oh, you want to talk?
00:14:44Hey.
00:14:45Hey, come on.
00:14:51She's either really wasted or drugged, either way it's not good.
00:15:10You stole me from my date?
00:15:20Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:15:26I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:15:29Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:15:31I don't have a daddy's fetish.
00:15:40What much does you have to drink?
00:15:43I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:15:47Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:15:51Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:15:52Tell me this, why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:16:01I was at the bar, all right?
00:16:03And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:16:15Wow.
00:16:17I'm an idiot.
00:16:20No, you're not an idiot.
00:16:21First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:16:31And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:16:38I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:16:43Sorry, Soph.
00:16:44So if you want my virginity to work,
00:16:52you can have it.
00:17:01Someone clearly wants me.
00:17:10Are you hard right now?
00:17:13We're mid-argument.
00:17:21That's so wrong.
00:17:23You're drunk.
00:17:24I'm taking you home.
00:17:27What are you doing?
00:17:28You're drunk.
00:17:29I'm taking you home.
00:17:30What?
00:17:30No, I can't go home.
00:17:32My roommate's there.
00:17:33I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:17:35She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:17:37We're here.
00:17:45Here?
00:17:46Where is here?
00:17:48My place.
00:17:50You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:17:54If you're comfortable.
00:17:55I want to.
00:17:57I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:58I'm cool with that.
00:18:00But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:18:03Smooth, Sophie.
00:18:04He says I have a girlfriend.
00:18:30You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:18:32The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:18:47How do you afford to live here alone?
00:18:49It's huge.
00:18:51I don't like tight spaces.
00:18:54Not all tight spaces.
00:18:55Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:19:01Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:19:02You'll feel better afterwards.
00:19:04Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:19:09Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:19:13I'm happy.
00:19:15Bye.
00:19:19Bye.
00:19:35Bye.
00:19:38Bye.
00:19:39You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:19:49You've seen way too much of me already.
00:19:54I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:58You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend?
00:20:08And draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Bill?
00:20:12No, Mrs. Bill.
00:20:16And why me? I'm nothing special.
00:20:19You don't mess up my coffee, Ligger.
00:20:23You're kind to people.
00:20:26And you're beautiful.
00:20:38Who is that?
00:20:41Ah, this is my crazy ex-brofriend.
00:20:44Um, you have to hide right now, all right?
00:20:48Come on.
00:20:51Luke!
00:20:52Are you home?
00:20:54Lukey?
00:20:59Come out, come out!
00:21:01Stop playing.
00:21:03I stole one of your pagers.
00:21:05I know you're not on call.
00:21:12Don't say a word.
00:21:14There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:21:21Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:21:23What the hell?
00:21:26She's a dean's daughter.
00:21:28We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:21:30She gets them kicked out of school.
00:21:31Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:21:33Shh.
00:21:38What are you doing?
00:21:40You didn't answer my call.
00:21:41I'm sleeping.
00:21:44Why don't I join you?
00:21:50I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:21:53Like what, baby?
00:21:54Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:57Ice cubes?
00:21:58What ice cubes?
00:21:59Like call the cops.
00:22:01Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:22:03Your father begged me to not go through with you.
00:22:05Come on, Lukey.
00:22:07You know you love screwing me.
00:22:11I have someone new in my life.
00:22:18Someone new?
00:22:19Who the fuck is she?
00:22:22I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:22:25And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:22:27Then I'm going to call the dean.
00:22:28And I'm going to let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:22:32You know how dangerous that is?
00:22:33No, you can't.
00:22:35One.
00:22:38Two.
00:22:39Fine, fine.
00:22:41I'm leaving.
00:22:43You're lost.
00:22:44Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:55Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:55Luke.
00:22:56Holy shit.
00:23:09You smell like booze.
00:23:12I sobered up, I swear.
00:23:15What's with the ice cubes?
00:23:18Ugh.
00:23:20I prefer no ice cubes.
00:23:26You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:23:29You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:23:36My virginity?
00:23:53Yep.
00:23:54Still intact.
00:23:57Fuck my life.
00:23:59Language, Mrs. Bill.
00:24:01Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:24:03I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:24:08Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:24:11What would you have me do?
00:24:12Don't say it.
00:24:13Don't say it.
00:24:14You could join me.
00:24:20Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:24:30Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:24:32There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:24:54I don't even want to think about some boy such as you.
00:24:57But?
00:24:58But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:25:02You're my patient for one.
00:25:04In an on-campus clinic.
00:25:06I'm graduating this year.
00:25:09Second?
00:25:12You're a virgin.
00:25:14Ouch.
00:25:15I'm asking you to change that.
00:25:27You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:25:31But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:25:36I don't make love.
00:25:37I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, all right, sweetheart?
00:25:41I'm not that guy.
00:25:47Well, maybe I don't need you to call me, Luke.
00:25:50I'm a big girl.
00:25:51I can handle myself.
00:25:52Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:57I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:26:04Someone's jealous.
00:26:07Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to
00:26:11have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:26:13Because it's cheap.
00:26:14Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:26:30When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:26:33You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:26:38So do it.
00:26:40I'm ready, I promise.
00:26:44I'm ready.
00:26:53What's that?
00:26:54That's your doctor.
00:26:55I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:27:01Sorry, Sophie.
00:27:04Are you kidding me?
00:27:05Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:27:14You're killing me.
00:27:15So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:27:21A virgin?
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:23I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:27:27Can you wait?
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33Sophie, no 36-year-old man...
00:27:35I was with Sasha, by the way.
00:27:36...is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:27:40He respects you, dummy.
00:27:42Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:27:44I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:27:48All the things I'm not.
00:27:49You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:53A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:55And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:57Watch.
00:28:00Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:28:03No.
00:28:03Can you just order?
00:28:04I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:28:22But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:28:26Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:28:31What do you want?
00:28:32I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:28:38I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:28:43Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:28:45He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:28:47Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:55Can you believe it?
00:28:57Sophie's evil.
00:28:59First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:29:01He's a slut.
00:29:03Pregnant with Luke's.
00:29:05Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke, loser barista?
00:29:15Sophie, you idiot.
00:29:16Of course he was never yours.
00:29:19Oh!
00:29:20Oh!
00:29:21Sophie!
00:29:21Sophie!
00:29:22You can have him!
00:29:23You didn't have to hurt my baby!
00:29:25I didn't do this, I swear.
00:29:26I would never.
00:29:27What's going on?
00:29:28Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:29:31No, I didn't.
00:29:32I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:29:34Hey!
00:29:35That's the dean's daughter.
00:29:37Sophie!
00:29:39I'm calling the police.
00:29:40You know I would never do this.
00:29:41Please!
00:29:42She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:29:44We need a medic, too.
00:29:46I'm a doctor.
00:29:48I'm a doctor.
00:29:52I'm a doctor.
00:29:54I'm a doctor.
00:30:02Don't you?
00:30:03Come here.
00:30:04Don't you, don't you?
00:30:05Don't come here.
00:30:06Don't you come here.
00:30:07Don't you come here, don't you?
00:30:09Um...
00:30:11No, no, no, no, no.
00:30:13I'm... I'm fine.
00:30:15I'll just be going.
00:30:18We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:30:22No.
00:30:23I've never seen him look so angry.
00:30:26Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:30:31Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:30:34It was for a friend.
00:30:36You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:30:39Let me go. I don't want to press charges.
00:30:43Just a moment.
00:30:53Oh, my God. You're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:30:59Luke, please, I can explain. She's not right for you.
00:31:04Breaking into my house, stealing my pager.
00:31:08That's normal for you, Gina. I get it.
00:31:10But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:31:17Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:31:21She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:31:24I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:31:26Stop, Luke. This isn't you.
00:31:29You are just being taken advantage of.
00:31:31She's nothing.
00:31:33A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:31:36You're better than this, Luke.
00:31:39Officer, take her away.
00:31:44Let's go!
00:31:46You bitch! You don't deserve him!
00:31:49Let's go!
00:31:51I knew she was psycho.
00:31:53You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you, too.
00:31:56Thanks, Ev.
00:31:58Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:59I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:32:02Take the date.
00:32:04Someone's waiting for their new test drive. Cadillac, Chrissy.
00:32:15You came just to save me?
00:32:27Of course I did.
00:32:28Of course I did.
00:32:35I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:32:40I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:32:42I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:32:47Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:32:50I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:52I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:55I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:58What do you mean?
00:33:00I mean, you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:33:08What do you see in me?
00:33:10Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:33:14Entertainment?
00:33:15Sophie, if you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:33:20You're just... young.
00:33:26I should leave you the hell alone and let you find somebody more suitable.
00:33:29Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:33:40So what do you want?
00:33:46You.
00:33:49Take me seriously.
00:33:53Get in the car.
00:33:55What? To where?
00:33:57Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:34:00What?
00:34:01Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:34:10I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:34:31We're doing both.
00:34:32My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gallery, her vacation home.
00:34:37Your vacation home?
00:34:39As in you have multiple?
00:34:42Wow.
00:34:43Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home now.
00:34:51And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:54Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:58What the hell?
00:34:59Look, I didn't tell you because I didn't want to stress out.
00:35:01The truth is, yes.
00:35:03My family's rich.
00:35:05But we're not here to impress them.
00:35:07We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:35:10And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:35:12Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:35:31Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:35:33I'm not.
00:35:34Hang on.
00:35:35What even am I to Luke?
00:35:36Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:50Girlfriend?
00:35:51No way.
00:35:52Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:53Manners.
00:35:54Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:55Girlfriend?
00:35:57What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:58Gina?
00:36:00The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:36:02Ouch.
00:36:04Mother, again.
00:36:05I just said this is my girlfriend.
00:36:06And my date to the gala.
00:36:07If I have to remind you to have an importance in my life again, I'm going to make sure this
00:36:12gala does not go smoothly.
00:36:13Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping
00:36:16with.
00:36:17You, my grateful child.
00:36:18If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:36:19Oh, before we go, which room do you keep to bitches Dior and Versace if you need some
00:36:32options for playing?
00:36:33Fourth floor and third door on your beer.
00:36:34I know you're here.
00:36:35I've just said this is my girlfriend.
00:36:36I just said this is my girlfriend and my date to the gala.
00:36:37If I have to remind you to have an importance in my life again, I'm going to make sure this
00:36:38gala does not go smoothly.
00:36:39Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping
00:36:41with.
00:36:42Versace, she needs some options for playing.
00:36:46Fourth floor, third door on your roof.
00:36:50Thank you, Mother. Good to see you.
00:36:57That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done to me.
00:37:08Your brother has lost it.
00:37:10Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:37:21Is your mom always so...
00:37:23Narcissistic? Psychopath?
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:28That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:37:31But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:37:34so I come back every year.
00:37:37You care a lot about your patients. Sweet.
00:37:39I do.
00:37:41Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:37:45What does that mean?
00:37:56Luke, you did not.
00:37:57I did not.
00:38:03Which one of them speaks to you?
00:38:05I mean, I want all of them.
00:38:06That's fine.
00:38:08I haven't even picked one out.
00:38:09You said you want all of them.
00:38:10You said you want all of them.
00:38:12They're yours.
00:38:1880.
00:38:19I can't accept.
00:38:20This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:38:23Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:38:28Why do you like me?
00:38:30I'm just a college student and you're...
00:38:33You.
00:38:34Dr. Trust fund baby.
00:38:35Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:38:40You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:38:41I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:38:46It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:48Of course, it's too late.
00:39:04I'm already falling for you.
00:39:06Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:39:10Because...
00:39:12I want it to be right.
00:39:13I don't want it to be right.
00:39:15I don't want it to be right.
00:39:17I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:39:23But take it slow.
00:39:29Even though...
00:39:32There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:39:36Really?
00:39:42Really.
00:39:47I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:48Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:40:01You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:40:02Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:40:03Can you get me up, please?
00:40:04Can you get me up, please?
00:40:05Okay.
00:40:06I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:40:07I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:40:08Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:40:09You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:40:10Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:40:11Can you get me up, please?
00:40:12You know, I'm gonna need to go back for this.
00:40:15You know, I'm gonna need to go back so that's fine.
00:40:36You know, I'm going to need to go back to this.
00:40:48Whatever you say, Doc.
00:40:55That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:59Tom's my best friend.
00:41:01The gala is tonight,
00:41:03and Luke is supposed to have
00:41:05the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:41:07not strutting the campus mattress.
00:41:11Luke is an idiot
00:41:12for dumping an heiress
00:41:14for a barista.
00:41:16Don't worry, Mom.
00:41:18I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:41:20just long enough for him to realize
00:41:21that he's made a mistake.
00:41:24That's wonderful.
00:41:28Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:41:31I promise you, you're going to be
00:41:32the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:41:35Holy shit.
00:41:56It's not about being pretty.
00:41:58I just...
00:41:58I don't want to embarrass you
00:42:00in front of all your rich friends.
00:42:01I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:42:05Wouldn't it make more sense
00:42:06if we just met up at, like,
00:42:07a bowling alley
00:42:08and donated the party expenses?
00:42:12You're so refreshing.
00:42:15You ready?
00:42:15You ready?
00:42:15Wow.
00:42:34She's an upgrade of Virginia.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:36You never said your brother's champ
00:42:38was so pretty.
00:42:39Why would you want to break them up?
00:42:41Shut up.
00:42:42There's a two and a half billion dollar
00:42:43inheritance down the drain.
00:42:45Is my brother married a snow bunny
00:42:46instead of Gina?
00:42:54I'd like to thank you all
00:42:55for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:57This is a great opportunity
00:42:58for us to raise money
00:42:59for the family clinic.
00:43:00Myself and my girlfriend,
00:43:02Sophie Tisdale,
00:43:03are very excited to meet
00:43:05and talk to all of you.
00:43:06Cheers.
00:43:11Girlfriend?
00:43:12Not for long.
00:43:27Good evening, everyone.
00:43:29thank you so much
00:43:30for being here
00:43:31at our wonderful
00:43:33sharing auction.
00:43:35Our first item.
00:43:40An all-expense-paid trip
00:43:42to Bora Bora
00:43:43with its amazing,
00:43:46iconic,
00:43:47volcanic views.
00:43:48Starting big!
00:43:50Five thousand.
00:43:52Five thousand.
00:43:53Now six.
00:43:54It's way to the six.
00:43:55Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:56That's pretty good.
00:43:57Can I get...
00:43:59You need to come quick.
00:44:00My wife's having
00:44:01an allergic reaction.
00:44:03You'll be okay.
00:44:04Go.
00:44:04Let's go.
00:44:13What is it?
00:44:14My throat.
00:44:16Oh, you're wrong.
00:44:18Great.
00:44:23So,
00:44:24number twelve.
00:44:25Seven thousand dollars.
00:44:26All-expense-paid trip
00:44:27to Bora Bora.
00:44:28Give him a round of applause.
00:44:29Congratulations.
00:44:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:44:32Actually,
00:44:32we have one more item
00:44:33up for grabs.
00:44:35Miss Tisdale,
00:44:36a gorgeous student,
00:44:37has graciously
00:44:38offered herself up
00:44:39for a date
00:44:40with a lucky man.
00:44:42Now,
00:44:43according to Miss Tisdale,
00:44:44she has a great personality
00:44:45and an even better mouth.
00:44:48What a hussy.
00:44:50Auctioning a flow job?
00:44:51I hope Dr. Miller
00:44:53knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:55I mean,
00:44:56the poor guy
00:44:56is tending to a patient.
00:44:58I knew that you were
00:44:59too classless
00:45:00for this family.
00:45:02Poor Lukey.
00:45:04She hasn't fooled.
00:45:05Trailer trash skank.
00:45:07Who let her kind in here?
00:45:09I wouldn't do that.
00:45:10I would never.
00:45:12I have a thousand
00:45:13for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:45:15Hmm.
00:45:16Really, Sophie?
00:45:17No one wants you
00:45:17for a thousand?
00:45:18Whew.
00:45:19All right.
00:45:21Five hundred?
00:45:22All right.
00:45:23Five hundred for the poor girl?
00:45:26She's out student loan.
00:45:28Whatever that means.
00:45:30For a snake.
00:45:34Three?
00:45:37I don't see anything wrong here.
00:45:40No, my throat, it hurt.
00:45:41What are you doing with me?
00:45:43I recognize you.
00:45:44You're one of my sister's
00:45:44shithead friends.
00:45:45What the hell is going on here?
00:45:46Hey, your sister's
00:45:47doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:48Patrick,
00:45:49get out of my way.
00:45:50Why lower your standards?
00:45:52We're millionaires.
00:45:53She might be a good fuck,
00:45:54but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:46:01You can talk about my girlfriend
00:46:02when you can live a day
00:46:03without your daddy's money.
00:46:05Motherfucker.
00:46:08450.
00:46:10400?
00:46:13Oh, all right.
00:46:16I mean, look,
00:46:16I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:46:20Poor girl doesn't have
00:46:20many skills outside the bedroom.
00:46:23Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:46:26Maybe we could have
00:46:27some late night study sessions, huh?
00:46:31Yeah.
00:46:32Sold for $400.
00:46:34Wow, Sophie.
00:46:36Looks like people really
00:46:37aren't in the market
00:46:38for used goods.
00:46:47Used goods?
00:46:48That's right, Serena.
00:46:50After you being the person
00:46:51that's had five abortions
00:46:52in the last year.
00:46:53Luke, you watch your mouth
00:46:54right now.
00:46:57What was that you're saying
00:46:58about class, Letitia, darling?
00:47:06You idiot!
00:47:08Get off the stage.
00:47:09We're leaving.
00:47:09Mom, he's embarrassing me.
00:47:11Well, you're humiliating me
00:47:13in front of my friends,
00:47:14you hussy.
00:47:15No need, my dear.
00:47:17Our circle of elite friends
00:47:19can no longer be seen
00:47:20with the likes of you
00:47:21after all of this.
00:47:24No.
00:47:25But, but...
00:47:27No!
00:47:28No!
00:47:28Young man,
00:47:30that information you gave
00:47:32is illegal.
00:47:34You're a doctor!
00:47:36Greg, I was waiting
00:47:36to get to you.
00:47:37You want to bid
00:47:38on my girlfriend?
00:47:39Aren't you a little occupied
00:47:40with your secret girlfriend,
00:47:41Stephanie?
00:47:42How's she recovering
00:47:42from her boob job?
00:47:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:50Stephanie?
00:47:50The...
00:47:51The lady?
00:47:52No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:52No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:53No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:54I'm going to sue you
00:48:01for everything you've got.
00:48:03You can't.
00:48:04You see, yes,
00:48:05my family might own
00:48:06the clinic that you all go to,
00:48:07but I practice
00:48:08under the university,
00:48:09so you can't touch me.
00:48:11So, unless you all want me
00:48:12to air out your dirty laundry,
00:48:14I suggest you cut
00:48:15very generous checks
00:48:15to the charity
00:48:16and then get the fuck
00:48:17out of my house.
00:48:20Let's go.
00:48:22Get to writing.
00:48:23Let's go.
00:48:24Everybody out.
00:48:32Look at these assholes go.
00:48:34You didn't have to ruin
00:48:35your charity event for me.
00:48:36I would have been okay.
00:48:37I do it a thousand times over.
00:48:39No one comes at my woman
00:48:40like that.
00:48:41Plus, I think we made
00:48:42more in donations
00:48:43than I think we have
00:48:43in the last ten years.
00:48:45Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:49You all right?
00:48:54What are you looking for?
00:49:03I paid for all the booze,
00:49:06so I figure how the night went,
00:49:09I might as well be
00:49:10your personal bartender.
00:49:11All right.
00:49:15Okay.
00:49:16Make me...
00:49:18an apple-tini.
00:49:21What?
00:49:22Seriously?
00:49:24All right, so vodka,
00:49:27lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:49:29Can we just choose
00:49:30something easier?
00:49:31You suck at being a rich kid.
00:49:33move.
00:49:41Can you open that?
00:49:45All right.
00:49:49Let's just make it simple.
00:49:51Body shots.
00:49:54I've never done that before.
00:49:57Seriously?
00:49:59What do you mean?
00:49:59You're, like, so old.
00:50:00I was trying to get
00:50:01into school.
00:50:02I didn't have time
00:50:03to do body shots
00:50:05off of hot little girls
00:50:05like you.
00:50:06He just said you're hot.
00:50:08Make the move, Sophie.
00:50:10Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:15Holy shit.
00:50:42All right.
00:50:43I got the hang of that.
00:50:45Now it's your turn,
00:50:46Miss Tidham.
00:50:47Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:48Go for it.
00:50:49New rule.
00:50:50You can't choose
00:50:50the same place twice.
00:50:52Is that so?
00:50:54Then
00:50:55where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:57Shame, shame, shame.
00:51:07You're trying to play
00:51:08with my emotion.
00:51:10Play, blame.
00:51:12Only for your lack of devotion.
00:51:15How'd you ever think
00:51:16you could pull this shit?
00:51:18Think you could get away with it?
00:51:20Be careful what you get
00:51:21Cause you don't know
00:51:22what you might get.
00:51:33I'm sorry, was that?
00:51:35You drive me fucking wild.
00:51:38Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:46Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:51:47Wait, what?
00:51:49Sophie, I want you to fly.
00:51:51I'm sorry.
00:51:53Fuck.
00:51:53Luke, no, no, no, no.
00:51:55I'm telling you that already.
00:51:57I want to do this with you.
00:51:58Lose my virginity.
00:52:01Sophie.
00:52:02Don't Sophie me.
00:52:04That's so patronizing.
00:52:05Wait, I'm trying, but
00:52:09I'm gonna be the person
00:52:11responsible if you get hurt.
00:52:12I don't want to be the guy
00:52:14that, you know,
00:52:14leads to you ruining your life.
00:52:16I'm terrified of that.
00:52:17It's this that hurts me,
00:52:19what you're doing right now
00:52:19rejecting me?
00:52:21What would be so terrible
00:52:22about us being together?
00:52:24Being together?
00:52:24Sophie,
00:52:25did you see what happened
00:52:27to you today?
00:52:29I mean, my family sucks.
00:52:31My ex-girlfriend
00:52:32is batshit crazy.
00:52:33I mean, of course
00:52:35I want to be with you.
00:52:37But am I right for you?
00:52:39And you really want
00:52:40to take on this baggage?
00:52:42I might be a virgin,
00:52:43but this whole
00:52:43it's not you, it's me thing
00:52:45is really freshman year.
00:52:50Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:52I'm calling a cab
00:52:53and going back to campus.
00:52:54I can't deal with your
00:52:55hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:57You think you're doing me
00:52:58this favor, but really,
00:52:59you're just reminding me
00:53:00of how unfuckable I am.
00:53:03Don't follow me.
00:53:10Damn it.
00:53:17I guess I'm the first girl
00:53:18in the world
00:53:19to be on birth control
00:53:20and not even get laid.
00:53:21What's the point
00:53:35in talking to me now?
00:53:36You've rejected me thrice.
00:53:41Now your boyfriend
00:53:42you're ignoring?
00:53:43Nope.
00:53:45Boyfriends have sex
00:53:46with their girlfriends.
00:53:47So I've got the hottest
00:53:48girl in the bar.
00:53:50All to myself.
00:53:55What?
00:53:56You heard me.
00:53:57Hottest lady I've ever
00:53:58seen at this school.
00:54:01Seriously?
00:54:03You're into this?
00:54:04Like, you might want
00:54:06to, like, hook up?
00:54:07Hell yeah, I would.
00:54:08Maybe we can start
00:54:09with a kiss.
00:54:11Wow.
00:54:11I'm not unfuckable
00:54:12after all.
00:54:13Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:54:15I was beginning to think
00:54:16nobody would take
00:54:17my virginity.
00:54:19Pause.
00:54:21What did you just say?
00:54:26I'm a virgin?
00:54:27Oh, no.
00:54:29She's a virgin, y'all.
00:54:31Aw, cute.
00:54:32Excuse me?
00:54:33Too much work.
00:54:35You're probably
00:54:35super clingy, too.
00:54:36You should just go
00:54:37back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:54:41Sweetie?
00:54:41I'm a senior.
00:54:42That's even sadder.
00:54:46You were just into me.
00:54:47Why are you treating me
00:54:48like I'm gum stuck
00:54:49to your shoe?
00:54:50You're obviously
00:54:51a nice girl.
00:54:52But I'm looking
00:54:53for a fun time.
00:54:54You know?
00:54:55You're going to get
00:54:56feels and it's
00:54:57going to get messy.
00:54:58And...
00:55:00Sorry.
00:55:02What?
00:55:04I'm Bled.
00:55:12I'm in this
00:55:12$80,000 dress
00:55:14and I can't even get
00:55:15a stupid,
00:55:16horny,
00:55:17track guy
00:55:17to get with me.
00:55:20He would probably
00:55:20fuck anything
00:55:21except for me,
00:55:22apparently.
00:55:26Oh, and Luke.
00:55:27Of course,
00:55:27Luke, on the other hand,
00:55:28he's had his hands
00:55:29literally inside of me
00:55:30and I guess he was
00:55:31just so repulsed
00:55:32that he didn't
00:55:33need to see more.
00:55:36You know what?
00:55:42Sophie,
00:55:42where the hell
00:55:43have you been?
00:55:43You're not at the
00:55:44hospital right now,
00:55:45but I'll come...
00:55:45Oh, look at me.
00:55:46I'm a fancy
00:55:47Ivy League doctor
00:55:48and I'm also
00:55:49hot as fuck
00:55:50and I just love
00:55:51to leave girls on
00:55:52with the orgasm
00:55:53pap smear two
00:55:54for one.
00:55:54Say something,
00:55:57asshole.
00:55:59Can I come get you
00:56:00right now, please?
00:56:01So you can what?
00:56:02Not have sex?
00:56:03Yeah, I don't think so.
00:56:04I think I'll stay
00:56:05right here
00:56:05with the guys
00:56:06that at least have,
00:56:07I don't know,
00:56:07the decency
00:56:08to not lead me on.
00:56:10Guys, what guys?
00:56:11Did someone do
00:56:11something to you?
00:56:12Of course not.
00:56:13They said I was
00:56:15too messy.
00:56:16Too messy
00:56:17and too much
00:56:18and I guess that means
00:56:19you get a second chance.
00:56:21Sophie,
00:56:21you either fuck me
00:56:23or you lose me.
00:56:26I think I'm
00:56:27going to pass out.
00:56:28I'm coming to get you.
00:56:29Keep falling on you,
00:56:30all right?
00:56:41Sophie.
00:56:42Sophie.
00:56:43Hey, wake up.
00:56:49I got you.
00:56:49Come on.
00:56:51Is she?
00:57:10She's fine.
00:57:11She's...
00:57:12Bottle of water
00:57:13and two of these
00:57:14in the morning.
00:57:14I don't know
00:57:15what she drank,
00:57:16but whatever it is
00:57:17is going to hit her hard.
00:57:17Sophie,
00:57:21you're going to be
00:57:21the death of me.
00:57:40Rise and shine,
00:57:42party animal.
00:57:43You have a lot
00:57:44to tell me.
00:57:48You feel like shit.
00:57:50You look like shit.
00:57:52But like,
00:57:53a million bucks?
00:57:54So is this a gift
00:57:55from Luke,
00:57:56or...?
00:57:56Everly,
00:57:57the only thing
00:57:58that is going to make
00:57:59this vodka,
00:58:00tequila,
00:58:00hangover worse
00:58:01is hearing his name.
00:58:03He led me on
00:58:04and then left me
00:58:05for Ted.
00:58:06But Luke brought you
00:58:07back to the...
00:58:07I don't want to hear it.
00:58:11I'm done
00:58:12having my time wasted.
00:58:14I guess I'm just
00:58:15too much work
00:58:15as a virgin.
00:58:17So I've decided
00:58:18I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:58:23Huh?
00:58:23Well,
00:58:24virginity is like
00:58:25a whole construct,
00:58:25right?
00:58:26People,
00:58:27guys aren't going
00:58:28to stop treating me
00:58:29like a baby
00:58:29unless I stop acting
00:58:31like one
00:58:31and looking like one.
00:58:36I need you
00:58:37to help me look slutty.
00:58:43No way,
00:58:43I'm not going to do that.
00:58:44You're not going
00:58:45to help me look sexy?
00:58:46Why not?
00:58:46Soph,
00:58:47you are sexy.
00:58:48I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:50Guys,
00:58:51don't go for that.
00:58:52I look like
00:58:53a nun librarian.
00:58:55I'm giving off
00:58:55don't fuck,
00:58:56snooze fest,
00:58:57boring.
00:58:59Soph,
00:59:00as your best friend,
00:59:00I'm obligated
00:59:01to tell you
00:59:01that you don't
00:59:02have to change
00:59:02yourself for the
00:59:03right guy.
00:59:04The thing is,
00:59:04Mr. Right
00:59:05isn't doing anything
00:59:06wrong.
00:59:11Pour me up.
00:59:27Perfect.
00:59:28Isn't that that one
00:59:49dorky barista chick?
00:59:51There's no way.
00:59:52That grows up.
00:59:53It is.
00:59:55That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:57Dude,
00:59:58the makeover's
00:59:58actually working.
01:00:00Everyone's looking at you.
01:00:01Good.
01:00:02I hope the news
01:00:02gets back to Luke.
01:00:03I mean more.
01:00:04Hmm.
01:00:10There he is.
01:00:11Are you going
01:00:12to say something?
01:00:12Holy shit,
01:00:19I'm just going to make you
01:00:19regret everything.
01:00:20Hmm.
01:00:27Thanks, babe.
01:00:28It's all beautiful.
01:00:29And what can I get for you,
01:00:39handsome?
01:00:40A latte would be nice,
01:00:41but I like what you're giving you
01:00:42right now.
01:00:43I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:45What the hell's going on here?
01:00:46Stop interrupting,
01:00:47grandpa.
01:00:47What the fuck did you just say?
01:00:49One latte.
01:00:50Coming right up.
01:00:53And what can I get for you,
01:00:55doctor?
01:00:56Sophie,
01:00:56what is this?
01:00:57You're dressed different,
01:00:58you're acting different,
01:00:59I don't get it.
01:01:01Whoops.
01:01:01Let me get that for you.
01:01:09So did you want a coffee?
01:01:10The ab shining is on the house.
01:01:13Sophie,
01:01:13I don't,
01:01:14is this like a punishment?
01:01:15I mean,
01:01:15if it is,
01:01:15I get it,
01:01:16but telling yourself
01:01:17to other guys,
01:01:17it's not you.
01:01:18That's really not up to you
01:01:19anymore,
01:01:20Dr. Miller.
01:01:21I gave you a chance.
01:01:22And besides,
01:01:23there's someone out there
01:01:24who wants me
01:01:25and isn't going to embarrass
01:01:25me in the process.
01:01:27Hey,
01:01:27we're throwing a Halloween
01:01:29party tonight.
01:01:30Beta on the land fair.
01:01:31You should come.
01:01:33She's got plans.
01:01:35Actually,
01:01:36I don't.
01:01:37My first frat party invite?
01:01:39Wow.
01:01:40This whole hot girl act
01:01:41is actually working.
01:01:43You should bring your homegirl.
01:01:44Guy's going to love you.
01:01:45I will.
01:01:46See you tonight.
01:01:49You're not going to bed.
01:01:50Newsflash.
01:01:51You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:52You could have been,
01:01:53but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:54That's not true.
01:01:55Actually,
01:01:55I have to go plan
01:01:56my outfit for tonight.
01:01:57My very sexy,
01:01:59very booby outfit.
01:02:04Sophie,
01:02:04I'm not going to let you
01:02:05fill your life away
01:02:05just because of me,
01:02:06all right?
01:02:06If I'm going to
01:02:07this fucking frat party
01:02:08at 36 years old,
01:02:09I will.
01:02:12What could you
01:02:13have possibly been in that?
01:02:15Oh,
01:02:15that was
01:02:16sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:02:18Yeah,
01:02:18I think I still
01:02:19have the ears somewhere.
01:02:20Ew,
01:02:20that doesn't even sound right.
01:02:23I just found
01:02:24the perfect outfit
01:02:25to match your boyfriend.
01:02:28Everly,
01:02:29not funny.
01:02:30Imagine being
01:02:31old-ass Luke
01:02:31stuck at the stupid hospital
01:02:33and he gets a text
01:02:34from you in this.
01:02:36If he hasn't
01:02:36jumped off a bridge,
01:02:37he definitely will.
01:02:38How pathetic is it
01:02:39that I'm playing mind games
01:02:40with a guy
01:02:41that I haven't
01:02:41even gone to
01:02:42second base with?
01:02:43Hey,
01:02:43whatever helps
01:02:44you get over him,
01:02:45okay?
01:02:48We have push-up bra,
01:02:50pink.
01:02:51Red.
01:02:52Get in.
01:03:06Get Sophie safe.
01:03:07Get out.
01:03:08Sophie's the only person
01:03:09I'm doing this for.
01:03:11Sick costume, bro.
01:03:15Right.
01:03:15I have at least
01:03:19three chicks
01:03:20with you
01:03:21to get in, man.
01:03:22Sorry.
01:03:24Rules.
01:03:33Idiot.
01:03:37I have to get to her.
01:03:39Where is she?
01:03:42Stop being shy.
01:03:43You look hot.
01:03:45See?
01:03:50Wait,
01:03:50hand me your phone.
01:03:51Why?
01:03:56Because I'm
01:03:58taking a .5
01:04:00and
01:04:01sending it to Luke.
01:04:04No.
01:04:05Yes.
01:04:11I gotta have her.
01:04:13I have to get to her.
01:04:14Where is it?
01:04:15The models get like me.
01:04:17My wrists don't fold,
01:04:18never missing any meals.
01:04:20I feel like LeBron
01:04:20because I get the ring.
01:04:22Too bad.
01:04:22And you know it
01:04:23till my dreams win.
01:04:24I need to be so drunk
01:04:25to predict what you just said.
01:04:27He opened it immediately.
01:04:29He's so whipped.
01:04:31Welcome to the party.
01:04:32I need to be so drunk to predict what you just said.
01:04:37He opened it immediately.
01:04:39He's so whipped.
01:04:42Welcome to the party.
01:04:43you have this out.
01:04:57No.
01:04:57This is what you talk about.
01:05:05It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:05:07Sophie! Sophie! Sophie! Sophie! Sophie! Sophie! Sophie! Sophie! Sophie!
01:05:16Sophie!
01:05:23Yo, this girl is crazy!
01:05:27Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:36Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:42You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:45Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:47That's a lie.
01:05:49You talking?
01:05:51Come on!
01:05:53Come on, Sophie! Let's play spin the bottle!
01:05:59It's coming. My friend here is just leaving.
01:06:02Actually, I'll join.
01:06:04What? No.
01:06:05Don't let me go there!
01:06:14Who's going first?
01:06:17I'll spin.
01:06:18Do you think he's a TA?
01:06:20I hope it lands on me. He seems experienced.
01:06:35Fuck.
01:06:37Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:40I love this.
01:06:41The rule's a rule.
01:06:42As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:44Can you talk like adults?
01:06:59Can we fuck like adults?
01:07:01You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking right hand.
01:07:08How about another belly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:30I'm Dr. Miller.
01:08:00What?
01:08:01Time's up.
01:08:02What were you just... you wanted to...
01:08:05I'm just giving you a taste of your medicine, Luke.
01:08:07Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:08:30So, how was it?
01:08:36Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:38I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:43Sophie.
01:08:44Fuck.
01:08:52M-me?
01:08:54Sophie, come with him.
01:08:56You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:58Come on, Noah.
01:09:00Okay.
01:09:10I've never kissed anyone before.
01:09:12What?
01:09:13So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:09:15So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:09:18You can relax.
01:09:19I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:09:21Really?
01:09:22But, all the rumors.
01:09:24Like, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:09:27Derek said that you put your legs behind your head?
01:09:30I don't even know Derek.
01:09:33I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:36I'm so screwed.
01:09:37Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:42They're gonna kill me.
01:09:44No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:46No, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:48Wait!
01:09:49I'll help you.
01:09:50How?
01:09:51It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:52Come on, virgin.
01:09:53Oh, they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate!
01:09:55We don't have time.
01:09:56Just come here.
01:09:57You can tell them he lost it to me.
01:09:59Really?
01:10:00You don't care?
01:10:02Nope, I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:10:03You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:10:07We don't have time. Just come here.
01:10:10You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:10:13Really? You don't care?
01:10:16No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous. You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:10:21Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:10:28I owe you.
01:10:31Noah! Are you in there?
01:10:34Oh, yeah.
01:10:38It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:41Oh, yeah.
01:10:43Alright, that's enough.
01:10:47Selfie, you open the damn door.
01:10:50Okay, ready? It's working.
01:10:54Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:56He deserves it.
01:11:04What's the problem, doctor?
01:11:06What the fuck were you doing in a minute with him?
01:11:10Well, first I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:19Liar.
01:11:20You know you belong to me.
01:11:21I don't know.
01:11:22Who is it?
01:11:23You do?
01:11:24What were you doing in there with him?
01:11:26Well...
01:11:28First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:38Liar.
01:11:40You don't know that.
01:11:46You know you belong to me.
01:11:48Prove it.
01:11:54I'm back up in the street.
01:12:00So I don't really got time.
01:12:02Don't must stand by.
01:12:04No one to wait.
01:12:06Really got time.
01:12:08Yo.
01:12:10Why you trippin' baby you know.
01:12:12Get out.
01:12:14I did like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic.
01:12:16Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't psychic.
01:12:18Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't psychic.
01:12:20Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't psychic.
01:12:22I need this off of me.
01:12:24I don't want to.
01:12:28Me too.
01:12:30What?
01:12:32Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:34No.
01:12:36No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:38I'm just caking myself.
01:12:40Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:42You fucking idiot.
01:12:44You are.
01:12:46You are.
01:12:47You are.
01:12:48You out this world.
01:12:50Ain't so much space for me.
01:12:52I'm out here, girl.
01:12:54I'm back to you.
01:12:55You're out this world.
01:12:56Ain't so much space for me.
01:12:58I'm out here, girl.
01:12:59I'm back up in the street.
01:13:00I guess you better take that.
01:13:01Someone better be dying.
01:13:02What's it code blue?
01:13:03They are.
01:13:04I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:13:05I have to go.
01:13:06I guess you better take that.
01:13:07Someone better be dying.
01:13:08What's it code blue?
01:13:09They are.
01:13:10I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:13:11I have to go.
01:13:26I've been burned too many times.
01:13:29Are we ever going to die?
01:13:31I know.
01:13:32I'm stuck in the grave.
01:13:33I guess you better take that.
01:13:35Someone better be dying.
01:13:38I've learned too many times, are we ever going to do this though?
01:13:45Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is leave.
01:13:48I promise we're going to do this. We are.
01:13:51But not in some shitty frat house.
01:13:55You deserve better than that.
01:13:57Better how?
01:14:01You have a passport, right?
01:14:03So, sexy underwear? Check.
01:14:08A jacket? Check.
01:14:10A bikini...
01:14:12Where exactly is he taking you?
01:14:14Hey, don't tell me.
01:14:17Crap, he's here.
01:14:20Bitch, you won't believe this! Oh my god!
01:14:28No way.
01:14:29This man's insane. He's actually psycho.
01:14:33On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:37Good look, soldier.
01:14:42Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:44He's hot. Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:47It's finally happening.
01:15:03You look incredible.
01:15:04Huh? You said airport fit.
01:15:18I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:15:20This is so psychotic. Am I really worth all this?
01:15:32It's the first times.
01:15:36Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:39International.
01:15:40Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:54I'm sorry. I just didn't wanna run the surprise. You ready?
01:15:57You ready?
01:16:04A croissant?
01:16:06You flew me nine hours for some base trees?
01:16:09It's a hint.
01:16:10Go look at the view, you'll know where we are.
01:16:19Are you crazy?
01:16:21You took me to Paris?
01:16:27Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:32I set up an appointment at Chanel.
01:16:34I'm on a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:37Look.
01:16:45You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:47I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:51I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:53Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:57This is a good idea.
01:17:11This is finally happening.
01:17:14Finally.
01:17:27I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at a clinic.
01:17:39You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:44Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:54Get away from my patient look familiar.
01:17:55She's all yours?
01:17:59Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:18:05Yes.
01:18:05We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:18:10I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:18:12We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:18:16Laureen, don't tell me.
01:18:18I'm sorry?
01:18:21Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:18:22I'll give you two a moment.
01:18:33I'm so sorry.
01:18:35I don't know how this happened.
01:18:37I was trying to be safe.
01:18:39Wow.
01:18:41What do you think the odds are?
01:18:421.6 in 100.
01:18:45You'd probably hate me.
01:18:47As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:53Graduation's in a month, and we'll be able to do it together.
01:19:05Sophie, I'm all in.
01:19:06I don't know.
01:19:25I don't know.
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