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[Doblado ESP] Mal Full HD - English
[Doblado ESP] Mal Full HD - English
[Doblado ESP] Mal Full HD - English
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00:00:00Bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at
00:00:19the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:24just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:33okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really
00:00:42big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:48you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're
00:00:56coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl
00:01:01my coffee right right sorry
00:01:18oh my god Mikey don't laugh you're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:34I'm sorry don't worry about that I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:53right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe
00:02:03thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that
00:02:10she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find
00:02:18someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:25or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:35so uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five clinger right here
00:02:50Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic
00:02:57what I literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just
00:03:01chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with
00:03:05especially while you're on the medication
00:03:06oh my god what
00:03:09sounds like she already did
00:03:16I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:37he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:45all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:54exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:59a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:12good morning miss tisdale
00:04:16it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:23don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me
00:04:30oh
00:04:40don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first
00:04:43right a first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty sure
00:04:51We've met a couple times already grind me. I mean the coffee shop grind me. Oh
00:04:58No, he remembers me
00:05:01So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:05Yes, that asshole
00:05:08Yes, I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:05:12If you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right? I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:16I
00:05:18will use a condom
00:05:20I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you. Dr. Miller, I'm not sure
00:05:25Can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:27Yes, Dr. Miller
00:05:29I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do. I'm ready. I think I'm ready
00:05:36Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me. So, you know what?
00:05:41I'm sorry that I
00:05:43Overstepped boundaries there
00:05:45Let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:50Rest exam
00:05:52Rest exam if you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor
00:05:55No, it's I like it. It's fine
00:05:57Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:03It's okay
00:06:05It's okay
00:06:07It's okay
00:06:09Stop thinking about losing your virginity. Stop it. Stop
00:06:13Stop
00:06:15My hands are cold
00:06:17No, they're perfect
00:06:19Stop embarrassing yourself
00:06:21There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:25There are no abnormalities
00:06:29Thank you Luke
00:06:31Dr. Miller
00:06:33That wasn't so bad
00:06:35Dr. Miller
00:06:37That wasn't so bad
00:06:38Sophie, can you put your feet up and stir it for me?
00:06:45Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear
00:06:53So I need you to relax for a moment
00:06:55All right, you're doing good
00:06:57I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:06:59I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:09All right
00:07:11I'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:07:13I'm gonna swab on your cervix
00:07:15I need you to relax for a moment
00:07:21So do you like younger women?
00:07:23Do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:29No, my family donated
00:07:32To the clinic a couple years ago
00:07:34Or a while ago actually
00:07:36And so
00:07:37In my great-grandfather's honor
00:07:38I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic
00:07:40Oh, duh
00:07:41Now he thinks you think he's a creep
00:07:43Amazing
00:07:45Last thing
00:07:46I'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:07:48Just to check on your internal organs
00:07:49All right
00:07:50Relax for me
00:07:52You're doing good
00:07:54His finger's literally inside of me
00:07:56Oh my gosh
00:08:04I think I just had an orgasm
00:08:07Did he?
00:08:10All right
00:08:12He's so noticed
00:08:13Oh my god
00:08:14Everything looks good
00:08:15No hard memoralities
00:08:17All right
00:08:18All right
00:08:19We'll be right back
00:08:27Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:32I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:35All right
00:08:39All right
00:08:40So here's your break
00:08:46Should I bring it sooner to the cafe?
00:08:51She's my patient
00:08:52Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:09:03You are so graphic
00:09:07Speaking of sperm
00:09:09I assume your appointment went okay?
00:09:11You will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:14Luke
00:09:16Are you serious?
00:09:17You got a finger by the
00:09:18I won't talk to you
00:09:19He'll buy coffee from you
00:09:21The Luke
00:09:23Sophie you're a freak
00:09:25So is he like
00:09:26Good with his fingers or
00:09:29Shut up everybody
00:09:30Shit
00:09:31He's so sexy
00:09:33Maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:36Don't worry
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:39Tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:40Okay Soph?
00:09:42Come on
00:09:43Let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:44Mike
00:09:49I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:54Why do I even care?
00:10:00Yo
00:10:01Ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:03Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:08You're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:11You're dating a nun
00:10:12She's never gonna let you smash
00:10:13I'm calling it
00:10:15Dude
00:10:16She's low-key a slut
00:10:18I just
00:10:19Can't prove it
00:10:21You will soon
00:10:23You're gonna film her?
00:10:25Yo
00:10:29Dude
00:10:30You're sick
00:10:31What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:33Little bit of this
00:10:35And she's gonna go feral
00:10:37Yo
00:10:40Yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:42Just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:47Don't get involved Luke
00:10:48You're just your customer and doctor
00:10:53Hey!
00:10:54You need to pay
00:10:58Fuck!
00:10:59My eyes!
00:11:00Fuck!
00:11:01Where's your fucking friend live?
00:11:02Before I call the cops
00:11:06Kaylee Avenue, apartment 2
00:11:08I need to get to Sophie
00:11:16The lady
00:11:30You nervous?
00:11:31Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:45You nervous?
00:11:47I'm a little nervous
00:11:49Don't be
00:11:51You know my cherries I popped
00:11:52The night popped
00:11:57Wait
00:11:58What?
00:12:00I'm sorry I forgot to start my birth control
00:12:02You're gonna have to wait I'm sorry Mike
00:12:04I can't do this
00:12:08Are you kidding me?
00:12:09I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:12Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:15I'm going home
00:12:17Oh
00:12:22There it is
00:12:23There it is
00:12:25What the hell you are
00:12:27Not until
00:12:29I
00:12:30Did something
00:12:31No! No!
00:12:35Stop!
00:12:36Stop!
00:12:38Hey!
00:12:39Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:50Dr. Miller
00:12:52Hey Sophie!
00:12:53Hey!
00:12:54Hey Steven!
00:12:57Hey!
00:12:58Hey Sophie!
00:12:59Hey!
00:13:01Hey can you hear me?
00:13:02Did you take something?
00:13:04What's up Grandpa?
00:13:05Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:06Oh
00:13:09Listen up dumbass
00:13:10Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you
00:13:13I go to an Ivy League asshole
00:13:15If you want her you can have her
00:13:16I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:19What? What's so funny?
00:13:20You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore brother
00:13:22Says who?
00:13:23You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:24Yeah
00:13:27I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:28My family is the biggest donor to the university since... ever
00:13:32That means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:34Yeah
00:13:36Yeah
00:13:37You just pissed your future away brother
00:13:38Wait
00:13:39Wait
00:13:40Wait
00:13:41Wait wait wait wait no no no
00:13:42And you can let your buddy Jake know too
00:13:44No no no
00:13:45Please can we talk about this?
00:13:46It was just a joke
00:13:47Oh you wanna talk?
00:13:52Hey
00:13:54Hey come on
00:14:04She's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:13Either way it's not good
00:14:21You stole me from my date?
00:14:24Gives you the right you asshole
00:14:26I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:33Stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:35I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:45How much did you have to drink?
00:14:47I can drink however much I want
00:14:49And sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:51Just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:53Doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
00:14:55Don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:56Tell me this
00:14:57Why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:59If you're not even gonna let me use it?
00:15:05I was at the bar
00:15:06Alright
00:15:07And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1500 bet
00:15:10That he could take your virginity and record it
00:15:19Wow
00:15:21I'm an idiot
00:15:24No, you're not an idiot
00:15:27First
00:15:28I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:31To the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:35And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough
00:15:38I was gonna lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:42I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:47Sorry Soph
00:15:51So if you want my virginity week
00:15:54So if you want my virginity week
00:16:04You can have it
00:16:05Someone clearly wants me
00:16:14Are you hard right now?
00:16:17Right now
00:16:23We're mid-argument
00:16:26That's so wrong
00:16:27You're drunk
00:16:28I'm taking you home
00:16:31What are you doing?
00:16:32You're drunk, I'm taking you home
00:16:34What? No, I can't go home
00:16:35My roommate's there
00:16:36I told her I was gonna be at Mike's
00:16:38She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me
00:16:48We're here
00:16:50Here? Where is here?
00:16:52My place
00:16:54You can stay here for the night
00:16:56Wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone
00:16:58If you're comfortable
00:16:59I want to
00:17:01I mean, I'm cool
00:17:03I'm cool with that
00:17:05But is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that?
00:17:08Smooth, Sophie
00:17:11Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:23You're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:37The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:40How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge
00:17:56I don't like tight spaces
00:17:59Not all tight spaces
00:18:01Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:05Come on, let's get you cleaned up
00:18:06You'll feel better afterwards
00:18:07Thanks for taking care of me, Doc
00:18:13Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:18I'm happy
00:18:37You don't have to look away, Doc
00:18:53You've seen way too much of me already
00:18:58I just...
00:19:00Don't wanna be disrespectful
00:19:01You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time
00:19:06Wait, you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:13And draw them a bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:17No, Mrs. Do
00:19:21Then why me? I'm nothing special
00:19:23You don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:28You're kind to people
00:19:31And you're beautiful
00:19:44Who is that?
00:19:46This is my crazy ex-girlfriend
00:19:49Um...
00:19:51You have to hide
00:19:52Right now, alright?
00:19:54Come on
00:19:56Luke!
00:19:58Are you home?
00:20:03Lukey!
00:20:05Come out, come out!
00:20:07Stop playing!
00:20:09I stole one of your pagers
00:20:11I know you're not on call
00:20:16Don't say a word
00:20:18There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else
00:20:26Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:31She's a Dean's daughter
00:20:33We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients, she gets them kicked out of school
00:20:37Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:43What are you doing?
00:20:45You didn't answer my calls
00:20:47I'm sleeping
00:20:49Why don't I join you?
00:20:55I can think of a million things I'd rather do
00:20:58Like what, baby?
00:21:00Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:02Ice cubes?
00:21:04What ice cubes?
00:21:05Like call the cops
00:21:07Do you not remember I have restraining order against you?
00:21:09Your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:10Come on, Lukey
00:21:12You know you love screwing me
00:21:20I have someone new in my life
00:21:23Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:26I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:30And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops
00:21:32And I'm gonna call the Dean
00:21:34And I'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter
00:21:36Stole my pager
00:21:38Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:39No, you can't!
00:21:41One
00:21:43Two
00:21:44Fine, fine
00:21:46I'm leaving
00:21:49Your loss
00:21:59Oh my god, Luke
00:22:01Luke
00:22:14Holy shit
00:22:16You smell like booze
00:22:18I sobered up, I swear
00:22:21What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:23Ugh
00:22:26I prefer no ice cubes
00:22:32You won't move on from me, Lucas
00:22:36You'll come back to me after I
00:22:39Take care of that little distraction
00:22:44My virginity?
00:23:00Yup, still intact
00:23:04Fuck my life
00:23:06Language, Ms. Siddo
00:23:08Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:09I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:13Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:16What would you have me do?
00:23:18Don't say it, don't say it
00:23:20You could join me
00:23:26Sophie, you're 21 years old
00:23:36Luke, that is three years past legal
00:23:38There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me
00:23:41So what's your problem?
00:24:01I don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:24:04But?
00:24:06But a lot of things Sophie
00:24:08You're my patient for one
00:24:10In an on-campus clinic
00:24:12I'm graduating this year
00:24:15Second?
00:24:18You're a virgin
00:24:20Ouch
00:24:22I'm asking you to change that
00:24:24You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love
00:24:35But you're asking Luke to fuck you
00:24:39I don't make love
00:24:41I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright sweetheart?
00:24:42I'm not that guy
00:24:44Well maybe I don't need you to call me Luke
00:24:46I'm a big girl I can handle myself
00:24:48Unless you're just not interested
00:24:50I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:24:56Someone's jealous
00:24:58Sophie there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:03Because it's cheap?
00:25:05Because I enjoy looking at you
00:25:07I'm not sure how hot you're in the morning
00:25:09I'm not sure how hot you're in the morning
00:25:11I'm not sure how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:14Someone's jealous
00:25:16Sophie there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:19Because it's cheap
00:25:33Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:36When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:40You see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:45So do it
00:25:47I'm ready I promise
00:25:49I'm ready
00:25:53Ready?
00:25:59What's that?
00:26:01That's your doctor I know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:08Sorry Sue
00:26:10Are you kidding me?
00:26:19Can I uh
00:26:20Can I get uh
00:26:21Continue?
00:26:22You're killing me
00:26:23So THE Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:26You see his dick and you're still
00:26:28A virgin?
00:26:29Yeah
00:26:30I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:34Can you wait?
00:26:35Can you wait?
00:26:36Oh my god
00:26:37Sophie, no 36 year old man, I looked his age up by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you. He respects you dummy
00:26:49Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble. I mean he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not
00:26:56You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy
00:27:00A Cadillac pussy
00:27:02And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive. Watch
00:27:04Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:09No, can you just order?
00:27:25I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern, but a janitor makes a lot more sense
00:27:32Luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:38What do you want?
00:27:40I think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:45I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:51Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina. He made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:54Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child
00:28:02Can you believe it? Sophie's evil
00:28:06First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:09Slut
00:28:11Pregnant with Luke's
00:28:13Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:21Sophie, you idiot. Of course he was never yours
00:28:24Sophie! You can have him! You didn't have to hurt my baby!
00:28:33I didn't do this, I swear, I would never
00:28:35What's going on?
00:28:37Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:39No, I didn't, I've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:42Hey, that's the Dean's daughter
00:28:44Sophie?
00:28:46I'm calling the police
00:28:48You know I would never do this, please
00:28:50She's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:52We need a medic too
00:28:54I'm a doctor
00:29:00I'm a doctor
00:29:15No, no, no, no, I'm, I'm fine
00:29:25I'll just be going
00:29:27We can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:31I've never seen him look so angry
00:29:34Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:36Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:41and drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:43It was for a friend.
00:29:45You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:48Let me go.
00:29:49I don't want to press charges.
00:29:52Just a moment.
00:30:04Oh my god.
00:30:05You're crazy, you're actually crazy.
00:30:08Luke, please, I can explain.
00:30:11She's not right for you.
00:30:14Breaking into my house, stealing my pager,
00:30:17that's normal for you, Gina, I get it.
00:30:19But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody
00:30:20that I care about.
00:30:26Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:30She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:33I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:35Stop, Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:38You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:41She's nothing.
00:30:42A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:45You're better than this Luke.
00:30:48Officer, take her away.
00:30:53Let's go.
00:30:54I knew she was psycho.
00:30:56You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:30:57Thanks, Ev.
00:30:58Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:30:59I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:01Take the day.
00:31:02Someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:06You came just to save me?
00:31:08I'm sorry.
00:31:09I'm sorry.
00:31:09I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:12Take the day.
00:31:21Someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:23I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:51I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:57Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:59I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:01I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:04I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:08What do you mean?
00:32:10I mean, you reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:16What do you see in me?
00:32:20Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:24Entertainment?
00:32:24Sophie, if you were just to entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:29You're just young.
00:32:36I should leave you the hell alone and let you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:38Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:50What do you want?
00:32:55You.
00:32:58Take me seriously.
00:33:02Get in the car.
00:33:04What?
00:33:04To where?
00:33:07Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:09What?
00:33:10Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:12I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:40We're doing both.
00:33:42My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here, the vacation home.
00:33:47Your vacation home?
00:33:49As in you have multiple?
00:33:52Wow.
00:33:53Mr. Millie, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:01And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:04Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:07What the hell?
00:34:08Look, I didn't tell you because I don't want to see you stress out.
00:34:11The truth is, yes, my family's rich.
00:34:15But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:17We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:19And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:22Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:38Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:47I'm not.
00:34:48Hang on.
00:34:49What even am I to Luke?
00:34:51Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:02Girlfriend?
00:35:04No way.
00:35:04Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:06Manners.
00:35:08Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:13Girlfriend?
00:35:15What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:18Gina?
00:35:20The Dean's daughter?
00:35:21The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:24Ouch.
00:35:26Mother, again,
00:35:28I just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:29and my date to the gala.
00:35:32If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:34I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:37Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:38to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:41You ungrateful child.
00:35:46If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:49Oh, before we go,
00:35:50which room do you keep to bitches, Dior and Versace?
00:35:53She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:56Fourth floor, third door on your floor.
00:35:59Thank you, Mother.
00:36:01Good to see you.
00:36:07That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:18Your brother has lost it.
00:36:20Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:29Is your mom always so...
00:36:34Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:38That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:41But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:36:45so I come back every year.
00:36:47You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:49That's sweet.
00:36:50I do.
00:36:50Plus, the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:55What does that mean?
00:37:07Luke, you did not.
00:37:13Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:14I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:17That's done.
00:37:18I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:20You said you want all of them.
00:37:22They're yours.
00:37:2980...
00:37:29I can't accept this.
00:37:31This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:33Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:35to piss you off.
00:37:36Why do you like me?
00:37:40I'm just a college student,
00:37:42and you're...
00:37:43you.
00:37:45Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:47Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:37:50You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:52I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine
00:37:54that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:37:57It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:06Of course, it's too late.
00:38:15I'm already falling for you.
00:38:19Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:25Because...
00:38:26I want it to be right.
00:38:28I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:29and think of me as the old guy
00:38:30who took advantage of you.
00:38:34But take it slow.
00:38:36Even though
00:38:40there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:44than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:46Really?
00:38:53Really.
00:39:06Come back here.
00:39:18I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:23Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:26You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:27Just making sure you know
00:39:37what you're missing out on.
00:39:39Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:47You know,
00:39:48I'm going to get you back for this.
00:39:49Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:06That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:09You dumped my best friend?
00:40:11The gala is tonight
00:40:13and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:15the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:18not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:22Luke's an idiot
00:40:23for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:27Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:29I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:31just long enough for him to realize
00:40:32that he's made a mistake.
00:40:33That's my girl.
00:40:39Sophie, love,
00:40:40you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:42I promise you,
00:40:43you're going to be the most beautiful person
00:40:44at the gala tonight.
00:40:59Holy shit.
00:41:03It's not about being pretty.
00:41:09I just...
00:41:10I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:11in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:13I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:16Wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:17if we just met up at, like,
00:41:18a bowling alley
00:41:19and donated the party expenses?
00:41:23You're so refreshing.
00:41:26You ready?
00:41:27You ready?
00:41:33Wow.
00:41:46She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:48You never said your brother's job
00:41:49was so pretty.
00:41:51Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:52Shut up.
00:41:53There was a two and a half
00:41:54billion dollar inheritance
00:41:55down the drain.
00:41:56If my brother marries this nobody,
00:41:57it's that of Gina.
00:42:03I'd like to thank you all
00:42:06for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:08This is a great opportunity
00:42:09for us to raise money
00:42:10for the family clinic.
00:42:12Myself and my girlfriend,
00:42:14Sophie Tisdale,
00:42:15are very excited to meet
00:42:16and talk to all of you.
00:42:18Cheers.
00:42:23Girlfriend?
00:42:24Not for long.
00:42:25Good evening, everyone.
00:42:41Thank you so much for being here
00:42:43at our wonderful Charity auction.
00:42:46Our first item.
00:42:48An all-expense-paid trip
00:42:53to Bora Bora
00:42:55with its amazing,
00:42:57iconic,
00:42:58volcanic views
00:42:59starting big.
00:43:025,000.
00:43:045,000.
00:43:05Now six.
00:43:0520 to six.
00:43:06Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:08That's pretty good.
00:43:09Can I get...
00:43:11You need to come quick.
00:43:12My wife's having
00:43:12an allergic reaction.
00:43:14You gonna be okay?
00:43:15Go.
00:43:16Let's go.
00:43:18What is it?
00:43:26My throat.
00:43:28Oh, you're not?
00:43:29Breathe.
00:43:35Sold!
00:43:36Number 12.
00:43:37$7,000.
00:43:38All-expense-paid trip
00:43:39to Bora Bora.
00:43:40Give him a round of applause.
00:43:41Congratulations.
00:43:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:43Actually, we have
00:43:44one more item up for grabs.
00:43:47Miss Tisdale,
00:43:48a gorgeous student,
00:43:49has graciously offered herself up
00:43:51for a date
00:43:52with a lucky man.
00:43:54Now, according to
00:43:55Miss Tisdale,
00:43:56she has a great personality
00:43:57and an even better mouth.
00:44:00What a hussy.
00:44:02Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:04I hope Dr. Miller
00:44:05knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:07I mean, the poor guy's
00:44:08tending to a patient.
00:44:10I knew that you were
00:44:11too classless
00:44:12for this family.
00:44:14Poor Lukey.
00:44:15She hasn't fooled.
00:44:17Trailer trash skank.
00:44:19Who let her kind in here?
00:44:21I wouldn't do that.
00:44:22I would never.
00:44:24I have a thousand
00:44:24for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:27Really, Sophie?
00:44:28No one wants you
00:44:29for a thousand?
00:44:30Whew.
00:44:31All right.
00:44:33Five hundred?
00:44:34All right.
00:44:35Five hundred for the poor girl?
00:44:38She's got student loans.
00:44:40Whatever that means.
00:44:42For sake.
00:44:42I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:52No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:54What do you mean?
00:44:55I recognize you.
00:44:56You're one of my sister's
00:44:57shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell is going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's
00:44:59doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:00Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:03Why lower your standards?
00:45:04We're millionaires.
00:45:05She might be a good fuck,
00:45:06but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:07Oh!
00:45:09Oh!
00:45:09Oh!
00:45:10Oh!
00:45:10Oh!
00:45:10Oh!
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:13You can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:15when you can live a day
00:45:15without your daddy's money.
00:45:17Motherfucker.
00:45:20$450.
00:45:22$400?
00:45:26Oh, all right.
00:45:28I mean, look,
00:45:29I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:32Poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:33outside the bedroom.
00:45:35Oh, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:38Maybe we could have some
00:45:40late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:42Sold for $400.
00:45:43Yeah.
00:45:43Sold for $400.
00:45:45Wow, Sophie.
00:45:48Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:51Used goods?
00:45:52That's right, Serena.
00:45:52After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:45:56Luke, you watch your mouth right now.
00:46:07What was that you're saying about class, Latisha, darling?
00:46:13You idiot!
00:46:14Get off the stage.
00:46:21We're leaving.
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me.
00:46:24You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy.
00:46:28No need, my dear.
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you after all of this.
00:46:36No, but, but, no, no.
00:46:42Young man, that information you gave is illegal.
00:46:47You're a doctor.
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:50You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:55How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no.
00:46:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:03Stephanie?
00:47:04The nanny?
00:47:13I'm going to sue you for everything you've got.
00:47:16You can't.
00:47:17You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:47:22university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:24So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:47:29checks to the charity and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:33Let's go.
00:47:35Get to writing.
00:47:37Let's go.
00:47:38Everybody out.
00:47:46Look at these assholes go.
00:47:47You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:50I would have been okay.
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:00You all right?
00:48:02You all right?
00:48:15What are you looking for?
00:48:17I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:24bartender.
00:48:27Right.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:30Make me an appletini.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35Seriously?
00:48:38All right, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur, can we just choose something easier?
00:48:45You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:50Move.
00:48:54Can you open that?
00:48:56All right, let's just make it simple.
00:49:05Body shots.
00:49:08I've never done that before.
00:49:11Seriously?
00:49:13What do you mean?
00:49:13You're like so old.
00:49:14I was trying to get into school.
00:49:16I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:20He just said you're hot.
00:49:22Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:23Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:35Holy shit.
00:49:36All right, I got the hang of that.
00:49:59Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:50:01Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:02Go for it.
00:50:03New rule.
00:50:04You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:06Is that so?
00:50:08Then, where are you going to lick me?
00:50:20Shame, shame.
00:50:21You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:50:25Play, blame.
00:50:26Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:29How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:32Think you could get away with it?
00:50:33Be careful what you get.
00:50:35Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:47I'm sorry.
00:50:48Was that?
00:50:49You drive me fucking wild.
00:50:52Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:53God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:03Wait, what?
00:51:04Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:05I'm sorry.
00:51:07Fuck.
00:51:08Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:09I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:11I want to do this with you.
00:51:13Lose my virginity.
00:51:15Sophie.
00:51:17Don't Sophie me.
00:51:18That's so patronizing.
00:51:22Okay, I'm trying.
00:51:23But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:27I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:30I'm terrified of that.
00:51:32It's this that hurts me.
00:51:33What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:35What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:38Being together?
00:51:39Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:43I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:45My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:48I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:51But am I right for you?
00:51:53And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:55I might be a virgin, but this whole it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:52:05Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:07I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:09I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:12You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:18Don't follow me.
00:52:19Damn it.
00:52:32Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:36What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:51You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:56Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:58Nope.
00:53:00Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:02So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:05All to myself.
00:53:06What?
00:53:10You heard me.
00:53:12Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:16Seriously?
00:53:17You're into this?
00:53:19Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:22Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:23Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:26Wow.
00:53:26I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:28Maybe you lose the problem.
00:53:30I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:34Pause.
00:53:34What did you just say?
00:53:37I'm a virgin?
00:53:44She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:46Aw, cute.
00:53:47Excuse me?
00:53:48Too much work.
00:53:50You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:51You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:56Sweetie?
00:53:56I'm a senior.
00:53:57That's even sadder.
00:54:01You were just into me.
00:54:02Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:05You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:07But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:09You know?
00:54:10You're gonna get feels, and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:13And, bleh.
00:54:15Sorry.
00:54:17What?
00:54:19I'm bleh.
00:54:20I'm in this $80,000 dress, and I can't even get a stupid horny prat guy to get with me.
00:54:35He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:37Oh, and Luke.
00:54:42Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me, and I guess
00:54:46he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:49You know what?
00:54:57Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:59I'm at the hospital right now, but I'm-
00:55:00Oh, look at me.
00:55:01I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor, and I'm also hot as fuck, and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:07with the orgasm pap smear two-for-one.
00:55:12Say something, asshole.
00:55:15Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:16So you can what?
00:55:18Not have sex?
00:55:19Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:20I think I'll stay right here, where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to
00:55:23not lead me on.
00:55:25Guys?
00:55:25What guys?
00:55:26Did someone do something to you?
00:55:28Of course not.
00:55:29They said I was too messy.
00:55:32Too messy and too much, and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:37You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:42I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:43I'm coming to get you.
00:55:44Keep falling on you, all right?
00:55:45I've got you.
00:55:46He's gonna do it.
00:55:47Hey, wake up.
00:56:04It's too funny.
00:56:05Come on, Jim. Come on, man.
00:56:20Is she...?
00:56:25She's fine. She's bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:30I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:56:35Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:56:55Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:59You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:01You feel like shit.
00:57:05You look like shit.
00:57:07But, like, a million bucks.
00:57:09So is this a gift from Luke or...?
00:57:11Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:17He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:21But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:23Ev! I don't want to hear it.
00:57:27I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:29I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:33So I've decided...
00:57:35I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:37Huh?
00:57:39Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:41People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby
00:57:45unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:49I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:59No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:58:01You're not going to help me look sexy? Why not?
00:58:03Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:05I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:07Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:09I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:11I'm giving off don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:58:15Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:17that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:58:19The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:27Warm me up.
00:58:41Perfect.
00:59:05Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:07There's no way.
00:59:09That goes off.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11It is.
00:59:12That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:14Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:16Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:17Good.
00:59:18I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:20I mean more.
00:59:21Hmm.
00:59:27Holy shit.
00:59:28There he is.
00:59:29Are you going to say something?
00:59:32Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:34No.
00:59:35I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:59:37Mmm.
00:59:44Thanks, babe.
00:59:45It's all beautiful.
00:59:54And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:56A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:59I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:01What the hell's going on here?
01:00:02Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
01:00:04The fuck did you just say?
01:00:06One latte.
01:00:07Coming right up.
01:00:10And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:12Sophie, what is this?
01:00:13You're dressed different.
01:00:14You're acting different.
01:00:15I don't get it.
01:00:16Whoops.
01:00:17Whoops.
01:00:18Let me get that for you.
01:00:26So, did you want a coffee?
01:00:27The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:30Sophie, I don't...
01:00:31Is this like a punishment?
01:00:32I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:00:33But throwing yourself at other guys, it's not you.
01:00:35That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:37I gave you a chance.
01:00:39And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:41and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:44Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:46They do it on the land fair.
01:00:48You should come.
01:00:50She's got plans.
01:00:52Actually, I don't.
01:00:54My first frat party invite?
01:00:56Wow.
01:00:57This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:00:59You should bring your home, girl.
01:01:01The guy's going to love you.
01:01:02I will.
01:01:03See you tonight.
01:01:04You're not going to bed.
01:01:07Newsflash.
01:01:08You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:09You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:11That's not true.
01:01:12Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:14My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:21Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away
01:01:22just because of me, alright?
01:01:23If I go to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:30What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:32Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:35Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:37Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:40I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:46Everly, not funny.
01:01:47Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:50and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:53If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:55How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:01:58that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:00Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:06Red push-up bra or pink?
01:02:09Red.
01:02:10Run
01:02:27Get in. Get Sophie safe. Get out.
01:02:28Sophie's the only person I'm doing this embora.
01:02:30Sick costume, bro.
01:02:31Right.
01:02:32Right.
01:02:33Gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:39Sorry.
01:02:40Rules.
01:02:51Idiot.
01:02:55I have to get to her.
01:02:56Where is she?
01:02:57Stop being shy, you look hot.
01:03:05See?
01:03:08Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:09Why?
01:03:14Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Lee.
01:03:22No.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:27I gotta have her.
01:03:31I have to get to her.
01:03:32Where is she?
01:03:42I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:45He opened it immediately.
01:03:47He's so whipped.
01:03:49Welcome to the party.
01:03:54I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:56He opened it immediately.
01:03:57He's so whipped.
01:04:00Welcome to the party.
01:04:05Do it at this house!
01:04:06He's out!
01:04:07Yeah!
01:04:11Hell yeah!
01:04:12Looks a little something like this.
01:04:13Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:15Ay, ay.
01:04:16This is what you're talking about.
01:04:23It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:26Sophie!
01:04:27Sophie!
01:04:28Sophie!
01:04:29Sophie!
01:04:30Sophie!
01:04:31Sophie!
01:04:32Sophie!
01:04:33Sophie!
01:04:34Sophie!
01:04:35Sophie!
01:04:36Ow!!
01:04:38Yeah!
01:04:41Yo!
01:04:42This girl's crazy!
01:04:45Yaaaaaayyy!
01:04:47Madison Ra romipples
01:04:50That was crazy!
01:04:55Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:01Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:07You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:09Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:11That's a lie.
01:05:13You talk?
01:05:16Come on, Sophie, let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:19I'm coming. My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:22Actually, I'll join.
01:05:24What? No.
01:05:25Don't let me go here!
01:05:34Who's going first?
01:05:37I'll spin.
01:05:39Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:40I hope it lands on me. He seems experienced.
01:05:49What?
01:05:55Fuck.
01:05:57Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:01What was the rule?
01:06:02As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:04Can we talk like adults?
01:06:20Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:21You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking right hand.
01:06:27How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:28How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:29How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:30How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:31How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:35How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:50How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:23What?
01:07:25Time's up.
01:07:27What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:29I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:32Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:36So, how was it?
01:07:55Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:58I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:02Sophie.
01:08:05M-me?
01:08:13Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:15You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:17Come on, Noah.
01:08:20Okay, so...
01:08:30I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:32What?
01:08:33So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:35So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:38You can relax.
01:08:39I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:41Really?
01:08:42But...
01:08:43All the rumors.
01:08:44Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:47Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:50I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:52I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:57I'm so screwed.
01:08:59Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:03They're gonna kill me.
01:09:04No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:07No, no.
01:09:08They're gonna make fun of me to death.
01:09:09Wait.
01:09:10I'll help you.
01:09:12How?
01:09:20It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:22Come on, virgin.
01:09:26They're gonna call me that till I freaking graduate.
01:09:29We don't have time.
01:09:30Just come here.
01:09:33You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:35Really?
01:09:36You don't care?
01:09:38No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:40You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:43Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:49I owe you.
01:09:52Noah!
01:09:54Are you in there?
01:09:56Oh, yeah.
01:09:59It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:01Oh, yeah.
01:10:04Ah, that's enough.
01:10:08Sophie!
01:10:09If you open the damn door.
01:10:11Okay, ready?
01:10:12It's working.
01:10:15Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:17He deserves it.
01:10:18I sort of said.
01:10:19What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:33What the fuck were you doing in the middle then?
01:10:34Well...
01:10:35First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:39Liar.
01:10:40You don't know that.
01:10:41You know you belong to me.
01:10:42What?
01:10:43You don't know that.
01:10:44You know you belong to me.
01:10:45What?
01:10:46Correct.
01:10:47I'm not.
01:10:48I'm not.
01:10:49I'm not.
01:10:50You don't know that.
01:10:51You know you belong to me.
01:10:52Correct.
01:10:53I'm not.
01:10:54I'm not.
01:10:55I'm out here.
01:10:56You don't know that.
01:11:03I'm not.
01:11:04I'm not.
01:11:06You know you belong to me.
01:11:08Correct.
01:11:09Mm-hmm.
01:11:30Yo.
01:11:33Get out.
01:11:39I need his heart.
01:11:44I don't want to.
01:11:49Me too.
01:12:05What?
01:12:06Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:12:08No.
01:12:09No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:12I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:14Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:18You fucking idiot.
01:12:20You are.
01:12:21You are.
01:12:21You better take that.
01:12:30Someone better be dying.
01:12:34What's it, code blue?
01:12:35They are.
01:12:36I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:12:40I've been burned too many times. Are we ever going to do this hook?
01:12:44Sophie, I promise you the last thing I wanted you to see.
01:12:45All right. I promise we're going to do this. We are. But not, you know, the last thing I wanted you to see.
01:12:50I promise we're going to do this. We are.
01:12:52But not in some shitty fat house. You deserve better than that.
01:12:54You deserve better than that.
01:12:55Better how?
01:12:56You have a passport, right?
01:12:57You have a passport, right?
01:12:58You deserve a passport, right?
01:12:58You deserve a passport, right?
01:12:59I've been burned too many times. Are we ever going to do this hook?
01:13:02I've been burned too many times. Are we ever going to do this hook?
01:13:06Sophie, I promise you the last thing I wanted you to see.
01:13:08All right.
01:13:09I promise we're going to do this. We are.
01:13:11But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:16You deserve better than that.
01:13:18Better how?
01:13:21You have a passport, right?
01:13:27So, sexy underwear?
01:13:29Track.
01:13:30A jacket?
01:13:31Track.
01:13:32A bikini.
01:13:33Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:35He didn't tell me.
01:13:38Crap, he's here.
01:13:42Bitch, you won't believe this. Oh my God.
01:13:50No way.
01:13:51This man's insane.
01:13:52He's actually psycho.
01:13:55On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:58Good luck, soldier.
01:14:03Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:05He's hot.
01:14:06Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:09It's finally happening.
01:14:11You look incredible.
01:14:12Huh? You said airport fit.
01:14:13I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:14You look incredible.
01:14:15Huh? You said airport fit.
01:14:16I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:17You look incredible.
01:14:18Huh?
01:14:19You said airport fit.
01:14:20I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:21This is so psychotic.
01:14:22Am I really worth all this?
01:14:23This is so psychotic.
01:14:24Am I really worth all this?
01:14:25It's the first times.
01:14:26It's the first times.
01:14:27It's the first times.
01:14:28I don't know what I'm doing.
01:14:29It's the first times.
01:14:30It's the first time.
01:14:31It's the first time.
01:14:32I'm not really worth it.
01:14:33This is so psychotic.
01:14:34It's the first time.
01:14:35It's the first time.
01:14:40Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:43International.
01:14:44This is so psychotic.
01:14:49Am I really worth all this?
01:14:53It's the first times.
01:14:58Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:01International.
01:15:02Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my mind.
01:15:16I'm sorry, I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:19You ready?
01:15:25A croissant?
01:15:27You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:30It's a hint.
01:15:32Go look at the view.
01:15:33You'll know where we are.
01:15:41Are you crazy?
01:15:43You took me to Paris?
01:15:53Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:55I set up an appointment at Chanel.
01:15:57I'm on a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:00Look.
01:16:00You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:09I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:16Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:18It's finally happening.
01:16:35It's finally happening.
01:16:35Finally.
01:16:36I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:01You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:06Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:10Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:18She's all yours?
01:17:20Miss Tisdale, Miss Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:27Yes.
01:17:28We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:31Well, um, I regret to inform you, Sophie, we're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:39Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:40I'm sorry?
01:17:43Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:45I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:55I'm so sorry.
01:17:57I don't know how this happened.
01:17:59I was trying to be safe.
01:18:02Wow.
01:18:03What do you think the odds are?
01:18:05Like 1.6 in 100?
01:18:08You'd probably hate me.
01:18:11As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:15Graduations in a month and, I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:27Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:29quite a day and a half.
01:18:31How do you think it will be amazing to see you at a time?
01:18:31I'm not
01:18:49Tisdale, 1799, 17 reader.
01:18:50Stay with me at the time.
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