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00:00:00Bottle crown, no borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:04Today's baby, senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30I stand on my own, yeah
00:00:39Sorry, excuse me
00:00:55Hey Chase
00:00:58Who?
00:00:59Me, Phoebe Phillips?
00:01:03Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever!
00:01:15Since like, 10th grade
00:01:17When you won that district contest
00:01:20I know this is kind of out of nowhere but
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:25Sure, sure
00:01:31For real?
00:01:37Come here, babe
00:01:39Come here, babe
00:01:52Surprise, nerd!
00:01:53Clement!
00:01:54Whoa, Clement!
00:01:59Whoa, Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Whoa, Clement!
00:02:05Whoa!
00:02:07Oh my God, I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:09Watch out!
00:02:10Watch out!
00:02:11Oh, Clement!
00:02:13Juvenile delinquency
00:02:19Dangerous and violent
00:02:21In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:25In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:27Oh, we're running of anger management classes
00:02:31Ahh!
00:02:32Capital A for A-hole.
00:02:57Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd, me, my life, and the devil's plate room.
00:03:08I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:11Shit.
00:03:12I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:14Wrong guy.
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:18Since, like, when you won that district contest.
00:03:22I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:24Forever?
00:03:26Since 10th grade?
00:03:28Delete it!
00:03:29Delete it!
00:03:30Delete that, right now!
00:03:33What?
00:03:34What?
00:03:35What?
00:03:36Huh?
00:03:37Yeah!
00:03:38Huh?
00:04:08What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it.
00:04:16I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:18I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth dropped dead tomorrow,
00:04:32I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:35Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:38I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:46I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:49You're such an asshole!
00:05:05Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:14No!
00:05:24Oops.
00:05:26Hey, give those back.
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:29That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, a.k.a. Mad Max,
00:05:51and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:56she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:02Let me go, Max.
00:06:05You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:08Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:18finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:21S-T-R-I-P.
00:06:24Exactly!
00:06:37R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:39Strip her.
00:06:41No!
00:06:43Stop!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:49No!
00:06:51That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:17No!
00:07:17No!
00:07:18No!
00:07:18No!
00:07:19No!
00:07:19No!
00:07:20No!
00:07:20No!
00:07:21No!
00:07:21Go!
00:07:24Oh!
00:07:33My move!
00:07:42Oh!
00:07:43Oh!
00:07:43Oh!
00:07:44Oh!
00:07:44Oh!
00:07:44Oh!
00:07:45Oh!
00:07:46Oh!
00:07:46Oh, look at you.
00:08:16Great. First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:24Hi, Mom. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time, I promise. I'm sorry.
00:08:53No way. Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy? He's still an asshole, Phoebe. You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:05I've been in love with you forever. Since like... Forever?
00:09:09Who made it? Who made that? I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:23You gotta be fucking kidding me. I... It's not what it looks like.
00:09:37Really? Because it looks a hell of a lot like you were just recording it.
00:09:46Your call cannot be completed at this time. The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:51Stay away from me!
00:09:55It's me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:09:59No!
00:10:18You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first!
00:10:21You stalked me into the boys' locker room! You are bad shit fucking crazy!
00:10:27Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:31Delete it.
00:10:32Now, I swear-
00:10:34Swear what?
00:10:36You're gonna hit me?
00:10:39Big man Beau Clement.
00:10:42Got it.
00:10:43You're gonna hit me.
00:11:08Ah!
00:11:09Ah!
00:11:19Oh, my god.
00:11:28Phoebe.
00:11:30Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:38Come on, Smart Mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:57Phoebe.
00:11:58Phoebe.
00:11:59Phoebe, please, talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:08Come on.
00:12:17Shit.
00:12:18Fuck.
00:12:19I'm sorry.
00:12:20I'm sorry.
00:12:21I'm sorry.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:28Jesus!
00:12:29Fuck!
00:12:33You scared the shit out of me!
00:12:39What?
00:12:40What did you do?
00:12:42You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:45And thank God, I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:58What the fu-
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:05What the fu-
00:13:07Are you-
00:13:08I felt your wa-
00:13:10I was-
00:13:11I was saving you.
00:13:12I would rather die than fill you up.
00:13:14Okay?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:20Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:28You recorded me first!
00:13:34Asshole.
00:13:35You recorded me first!
00:13:37Asshole.
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:51Yeah?
00:13:52Huh?
00:13:54Two for one deal.
00:13:55You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:57You're very welcome.
00:13:58You're very welcome.
00:14:04You touched me without my consent!
00:14:08Whoa, whoa! What are you taking me for? A perv?
00:14:12Yeah, I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:16You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:28Oh, shit!
00:14:41Oh, shit!
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:50You?
00:14:52Okay, so this is why you call me a perv. Projection, huh?
00:14:57Wait, does it have a name?
00:14:59Wait, wait, wait! Don't tell me! Let me guess.
00:15:01Chase.
00:15:02Oh, my God!
00:15:04Shut up! Give it back!
00:15:06Uh-uh!
00:15:08So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:10If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:27What?
00:15:28What?
00:15:29What?
00:15:30What?
00:15:31What?
00:15:32What?
00:15:33What?
00:15:34What?
00:15:35What?
00:15:36Not you.
00:15:37Why not?
00:15:39Why not?
00:15:57Because I will show everyone this.
00:15:59I will.
00:16:00What happens if I post this and caption it, Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:14You?
00:16:15You?
00:16:16You tell on me.
00:16:17I post this.
00:16:18You both go down together.
00:16:20You?
00:16:21It's in the cloud.
00:16:22Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:24Hm.
00:16:25You're pushing it.
00:16:27What are you gonna do?
00:16:34What are you gonna do?
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:45Hey.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:48Eyes up here?
00:16:53You delete that.
00:16:54I don't tell on you, okay?
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor, okay?
00:17:03Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:08How's that for you?
00:17:11You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:16What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:19Someone who bullies me for fun.
00:17:22Someone who threatens me every chance they get.
00:17:26Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:31How's that for a change?
00:17:35Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:40Take it.
00:17:42Or don't.
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:48Make me popular for Chase.
00:17:50That's the favor.
00:17:53I'm sorry, what?
00:17:54You want me to what?
00:17:55That is not a favor.
00:17:57That is a miracle, okay?
00:18:00Oh my God.
00:18:02Natural curls.
00:18:04Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:06Body.
00:18:08Not exactly a fault.
00:18:10Oh my God.
00:18:12That's mean.
00:18:14Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:15Golden boy.
00:18:18Captain of the swim team.
00:18:20What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:24You know you can do better.
00:18:26Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:36Shut the hell up.
00:18:45Take it or leave it.
00:18:48I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:50You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for a girl like you.
00:18:56Okay?
00:18:56I do like a challenge.
00:19:02And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:08That sounds like fun.
00:19:11You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:15Deal?
00:19:23Deal.
00:19:23Deal.
00:19:23Deal.
00:19:50Deal.
00:19:51Deal.
00:19:53Let's go.
00:20:23I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:53You have a thing for us, don't you?
00:21:17Oh, yeah.
00:21:19No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:31No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:44You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:47Not assholes on stupid bikes.
00:21:59I'm sorry.
00:22:00I'm sorry.
00:22:01I'm sorry.
00:22:02I'm sorry.
00:22:04Chase.
00:22:06Phoebe, right?
00:22:08Hey, are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:12You know, he does it every year.
00:22:13It would be cool.
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15Yes, of course.
00:22:16You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:19I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:21Great.
00:22:22I'll see you then.
00:22:23See you then.
00:22:24Oh, no.
00:22:25How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:26Oh, no.
00:22:27How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:28Okay.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:30I'm sorry.
00:22:31What?
00:22:32I'm sorry.
00:22:33I'm sorry.
00:22:34I'm sorry.
00:22:35I'm sorry.
00:22:36I'm sorry.
00:22:37I'm sorry.
00:22:38I'm sorry.
00:22:39Oh, no.
00:22:40I'll see you then.
00:22:48See you then.
00:22:49Oh, no.
00:22:50How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:56Shit.
00:22:57Yikes.
00:22:58Look at you.
00:23:00Total train wreck.
00:23:07Beau, you have to help me.
00:23:09How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldritch Function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:19Fine.
00:23:20Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:31The makeover starts now.
00:23:39That was a nightmare.
00:23:40It's a bit more than 12-bit dialogue.
00:23:43Come, I made the space too much, but I can't for you.
00:23:44I'm not a lamb.
00:23:45I can't for you.
00:23:46I'll see you then.
00:23:47I'm a cat.
00:23:48I can't for you.
00:23:49I can't for you.
00:23:50Oh, yeah.
00:23:51I can't for you.
00:23:52I'm a cat.
00:23:53I can't for you.
00:23:54I can't for you.
00:23:55I can't for you.
00:23:56You're all really bad.
00:23:57Good luck.
00:23:58I'm a cat.
00:23:59Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:14Is this one of those moments?
00:24:19Is this one of those moments?
00:24:26No.
00:24:28The movie's lied.
00:24:29You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:31Clichés are no miracles.
00:24:34What the fu-
00:24:45Her eyes really are stunning.
00:24:49I need help tying my dress.
00:24:51I need help tying my dress.
00:24:53I need help tying my dress.
00:24:55Bo, can you come in, please?
00:24:57I need help tying my dress.
00:25:01I need help tying my dress.
00:25:03I need help tying my dress.
00:25:07Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:09I need help tying my dress.
00:25:11Good evening.
00:25:22I know.
00:25:29You're going too, right?
00:25:34Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:38Short.
00:25:39Yes!
00:25:41Great.
00:25:42Now leave.
00:25:43I'm finishing up.
00:25:44Right.
00:25:45Go, go, go.
00:25:45Go.
00:25:54Bro, you still there?
00:25:58I'll be there.
00:26:13I'll be there.
00:26:28Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:31I thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:33Still do.
00:26:33Shit.
00:26:40I guess I hit pretty.
00:26:59Bro, you still there?
00:27:02Whoa.
00:27:04Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:07That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:09Shut the front door.
00:27:11No effing way.
00:27:16Breathe.
00:27:17Don't faint.
00:27:18Don't throw up.
00:27:19Don't trip.
00:27:20Please don't trip.
00:27:22Hey, you made it.
00:27:24You look unbelievable.
00:27:31You too.
00:27:32You always do.
00:27:33I mean, how could you not?
00:27:34Hair, face, suit, the teeth.
00:27:38All of it.
00:27:39Good job.
00:27:40Good job.
00:27:42Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:44You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:46Phoebs.
00:27:47Ooh.
00:27:47Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:49I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:51So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:53But then, you know how to resuscitate you?
00:27:56Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team captain.
00:27:59I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:08Oh my God, Phoebs.
00:28:12I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:18I find you just the same.
00:28:20What the actual fuck?
00:28:36Well, well.
00:28:38St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:42Good job.
00:28:43I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:48I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:50Max, stop!
00:28:51It's okay, Chase.
00:28:53Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:54Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:01Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:04Like I did before?
00:29:05You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:26You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is...
00:29:29What?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:35Oh, burn!
00:29:36Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:38Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:43When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:46are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:49You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:56some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:58Oh, shit!
00:30:02I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:06The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:10You're right.
00:30:12I do need a reminder.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:17And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:22Enlighten me, please.
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash,
00:30:26just so you can feel tall.
00:30:27How cliche, Max.
00:30:29What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic.
00:30:32Much less iconic.
00:30:34And something nastier than a bus
00:30:35is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:38Eldridge winter function serving me, girls.
00:30:41All right, get her ass.
00:30:43Maybe.
00:30:45After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:48But it's okay.
00:30:49You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:52Here's some charity.
00:30:54Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults
00:30:57like I give a fuck.
00:30:58Seriously.
00:30:59Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:01I love chemistry.
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books
00:31:05thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:07once you grew up and got smarter.
00:31:09Wishful thinking.
00:31:13Pathetic?
00:31:14I know.
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl
00:31:17than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:20Wow.
00:31:21Good job.
00:31:22Who will call selling her feet pics at 28
00:31:25her career eventually.
00:31:27Holy shit.
00:31:31Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Seriously.
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax
00:31:36and just go take a hike
00:31:36and leave her alone
00:31:38for once.
00:31:40Oh, God.
00:31:40I'm gonna pass out
00:31:42in front of everyone
00:31:43on the best night of my life.
00:31:47This isn't over.
00:31:49Have a good night.
00:31:56I came here to impress a boy
00:31:58but I might leave
00:32:00having impressed myself.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:10Okay, so like I said
00:32:15if someone sees us
00:32:17code word
00:32:17word
00:32:18Oh, jeez.
00:32:21Oh, my God.
00:32:22I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:23Max doesn't used to be
00:32:24nuclear.
00:32:26Sink bump for the
00:32:27I'll go verge.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:33Perfect.
00:32:35Now
00:32:36let it set for now.
00:32:40Oh, great.
00:32:43It's a niche tourism.
00:32:52Man.
00:32:54You know,
00:32:54Mr. Eldridge
00:32:55is so generous.
00:32:57Hosting us high schoolers
00:32:58in this mansion
00:32:59of his every year.
00:33:00St. Vincent
00:33:01is lucky
00:33:02to have his name
00:33:03on our school board.
00:33:04And Mrs. Eldridge
00:33:05gave me a special grant
00:33:06for my little lab research.
00:33:09Kind of don't want
00:33:09to embarrass myself
00:33:10in front of her tonight.
00:33:21Ooh!
00:33:23You want some?
00:33:25And a toast
00:33:26for the courage
00:33:27to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:33Slow.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:38Yeah, sure.
00:33:39Courage.
00:33:42Love courage.
00:33:45You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:46Don't be lying.
00:33:48It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:50There you go.
00:33:57Whoa.
00:33:59Whoa.
00:33:59Easy there.
00:34:00Ew!
00:34:01You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:02Is this legal?
00:34:03Is this legal?
00:34:05Not exactly.
00:34:15You?
00:34:16How about me?
00:34:17How you want, Clement?
00:34:18Move.
00:34:20Or you can find out.
00:34:22Stop it, both of you.
00:34:24This is a ball,
00:34:24not a boxy ring.
00:34:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:37Shit!
00:34:38My dress!
00:34:39You fucking kidding me?
00:34:44Press a vein, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny!
00:34:46You happy now?
00:34:50My night's ruined.
00:34:59I...
00:35:00I need a minute.
00:35:13Hey!
00:35:17She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:19I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:21The idiot!
00:35:33Dumbass!
00:35:35Asshole!
00:35:41So stupid!
00:35:43Why are you here?
00:35:56Get out.
00:35:57I need cleanup too.
00:36:02This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:09Lee, get out.
00:36:11I'm not leaving.
00:36:13So calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave.
00:36:28So be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest too.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see you there.
00:36:41I was here first.
00:36:42Get your own room.
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:53At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:57You arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room stain.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:09I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:15I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:24I'm not getting excited.
00:37:26And this ain't going to happen, even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:32Oh, really?
00:37:33Mm-hmm.
00:37:34You think you're a little straight?
00:38:04You think your teeth is going to undo me?
00:38:06That's very cute.
00:38:08Very virgin of you.
00:38:09I dare you to touch me.
00:38:30Unless you're too chicken shit, even to pay back.
00:38:32I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:00I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:03I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:05Try me.
00:39:06I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:10I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:10I'm done.
00:39:10I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:12Now you don't know my fear.
00:39:15You don't ride my down.
00:39:17Follow me.
00:39:18I've got something special planned.
00:39:20That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice.
00:39:30Come on.
00:39:32Come on.
00:39:33My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:44We have 20 minutes.
00:39:50You're mine now.
00:39:52Don't touch me.
00:40:06Sala?
00:40:06In the bedroom.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:08Makes sense.
00:40:08Yes, baby, right there
00:40:18Are they?
00:40:21Are they seriously?
00:40:23Are they?
00:40:33Did you, uh
00:40:34I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldritch anymore
00:40:42The woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:44Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares
00:40:47Stay still, Phoebe
00:41:05I beg you
00:41:07You said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:16But I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:20Liar
00:41:23Purp
00:41:26Loser
00:41:27You naughty naughty boy
00:41:33No, no, Phoebe
00:41:51Why not?
00:41:54You're not yourself
00:41:55You're drunk
00:41:57No, I'm not
00:41:59Okay, maybe I'm
00:42:02Hold on
00:42:05Hold on
00:42:07What are you doing?
00:42:10I'm getting us out of here
00:42:11Now put your arms around my neck
00:42:14Do it, Mary
00:42:21Hurry up
00:42:22Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:29It was your life porno
00:42:31So grab me
00:42:36And let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:38Sure
00:42:41Here we go
00:42:44Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me
00:42:58Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me
00:43:13Don't
00:43:14Just
00:43:15Just don't
00:43:17Thank me
00:43:18Phoebe
00:43:21Hey
00:43:22I've been looking all over for you
00:43:24Are you okay?
00:43:31Come on, Phoebs
00:43:32Let's go
00:43:32Come here
00:43:33Come on
00:43:34Okay
00:43:46On three
00:43:47We drench the ugly ducking
00:43:49Yes
00:43:49We'll go viral
00:43:50Let's go see what trash he's dancing with
00:43:56Oh, hell no
00:43:59Oh my god
00:44:19What is that?
00:44:21It smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:25It's trashy me couture, get it off me
00:44:29Fun chemistry fact
00:44:34The stench
00:44:35That's ammonia
00:44:36Meaning
00:44:38You're essentially covered in piss here
00:44:40Pissing Max
00:44:43Mad stinky Max
00:44:45Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice
00:45:15Hey, Phoebs
00:45:18Need a ride home?
00:45:20Um
00:45:21Yeah, sure
00:45:29Dude
00:45:38You know it's first come, first serve
00:45:40Hopper
00:45:50I'll take you home
00:45:51Oh my god
00:45:55You were waiting for me
00:45:57That's so sweet
00:45:58I have no idea what they're at
00:46:00I
00:46:01I got to your lunch
00:46:03And then
00:46:03And then it was cold
00:46:06And then it was a cold shower
00:46:07And I was like
00:46:08I've never taken a cold shower in my life
00:46:09Do we have one?
00:46:10Just drive
00:46:11That was cold
00:46:21That's a function
00:46:22I was the one who tripped Lana
00:46:26You stink
00:46:28Wait, that was you?
00:46:35What the fuck is this day?
00:46:37They're both going to pay for this
00:46:41Thieves, you look amazing
00:46:57Dang, girl
00:46:58You were such a badass at the winter ball
00:47:01There she is
00:47:04And you're a golden girl
00:47:06Golden girl?
00:47:09Please, I just passed a prop quiz
00:47:11Really?
00:47:13You know, because
00:47:13Apparently half the school's obsessed with you now
00:47:15I mean
00:47:17I really can't blame them
00:47:20Hey, um
00:47:22You actually figure out the class?
00:47:25Yeah
00:47:26Team's got the pool to ourselves
00:47:27You should swing by
00:47:29Wear a swimsuit
00:47:31So I'm cute
00:47:33Yeah, sure
00:47:39I'll be there
00:47:40I'll be there
00:47:41Jump in
00:47:55Okay
00:47:55Okay, fine
00:47:56I just
00:47:59I can't swim
00:48:00I almost drowned the last swimmer
00:48:04I was in
00:48:04You're in good hands
00:48:08You get who I am?
00:48:12Yes!
00:48:13Ah!
00:48:13Ah!
00:48:16Ah!
00:48:16Ah!
00:48:17Ah!
00:48:18Ah!
00:48:19Yo
00:48:19Captain Thompson
00:48:21You want to show everybody in the school
00:48:24That you're actually fast
00:48:25There's faster one in your mouth
00:48:27You want to race me?
00:48:35You know
00:48:35I'm always down to humble me on your achievement
00:48:38Phoebe
00:48:39Want a time for us?
00:48:42Um
00:48:43Sure not to cry when you eat my wake
00:48:49I'm sure
00:48:50I'm sure
00:48:50I'm sure
00:48:50I'm sure
00:48:51I'm sure
00:48:51I'm sure
00:48:52I'm sure
00:48:52I'm sure
00:48:53I'm sure
00:48:53I'm sure
00:48:54I'm sure
00:48:54I'm sure
00:48:55I'm sure
00:48:55I'm sure
00:48:56I'm sure
00:48:56I'm sure
00:48:57I'm sure
00:48:57I'm sure
00:48:58I'm sure
00:48:58I'm sure
00:48:59I'm sure
00:48:59I'm sure
00:49:00I'm sure
00:49:00I'm sure
00:49:01I'm sure
00:49:02I'm sure
00:49:03I'm sure
00:49:04I'm sure
00:49:05I'm sure
00:49:06I'm sure
00:49:07I'm sure
00:49:08I'm sure
00:49:09I'm sure
00:49:10I'm sure
00:49:11I'm sure
00:49:12I'm sure
00:49:13I'm sure
00:49:14I'm sure
00:49:15I'm sure
00:49:16I'm sure
00:49:17I'm sure
00:49:18I'm sure
00:49:19I don't know who's gonna hear it
00:49:21I don't know how it goes down
00:49:26Choose me
00:49:26Take it home now
00:49:29I can't wait to keep it
00:49:31We're mine
00:49:33Bye
00:49:49Oh, yo
00:49:53I won Phoebe, you saw it
00:49:57Wow Clement, you won
00:50:02That's good for you
00:50:03The real winner
00:50:05Is the guy against the girl
00:50:07You were amazing, Chase
00:50:19Yo, Chase
00:50:22Good race, good race, man
00:50:23You crushed it
00:50:24See you boys tomorrow
00:50:26See you early
00:50:27You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:45I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:48Or are you just that petty
00:50:50The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:57Didn't you give one the max at the winter ball?
00:51:04But the winner gets
00:51:06Anything they ask for
00:51:10Anything
00:51:12Anything
00:51:16Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:29I guess just forget about it
00:51:32Well then
00:51:46I'm claiming it now
00:51:49What do you want?
00:51:52What do you want?
00:51:56You
00:51:58Are gonna
00:51:59You
00:52:05Are gonna
00:52:06Tutor me
00:52:12That's it?
00:52:17What?
00:52:18Disappointed?
00:52:22Fine
00:52:23You want tutoring?
00:52:25You'll get tutoring
00:52:26Go sit
00:52:28If we're doing this
00:52:47We're doing this my way
00:52:49I'm one of those
00:52:51I'm one of those
00:52:51All-or-nothing type of notes
00:52:54It's
00:52:56It's not a thing
00:52:57Well
00:52:59I made it a thing
00:53:00You scared of a little chemistry
00:53:06Sash
00:53:07Clement?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry?
00:53:13Miss Phillips
00:53:14Your skirt is doing a little
00:53:24Chantel
00:53:26Remind me what subject this was
00:53:31Again
00:53:31Let's try this one
00:53:46Too hardcore
00:53:49No clue
00:53:50That's okay
00:53:51That's why I'm here to help
00:53:53So it starts like this
00:53:55The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:53:59By volume
00:54:00In a 150 million dollar quantity of a solution
00:54:04There are how many million dollars
00:54:06Are close to a
00:54:07Okay
00:54:07And
00:54:09So the answer
00:54:09Is
00:54:10How
00:54:12Is
00:54:12And
00:54:13The answer is
00:54:15Are you sure you've got a study
00:54:25Clement?
00:54:28You know
00:54:29I think I could teach you something
00:54:33In exchange
00:54:34If you behave
00:54:36I take my teaching very seriously
00:54:43If you don't behave
00:54:47I'm going to rock you with this
00:54:48I don't mind getting rough
00:55:09Phillips
00:55:10Phillips
00:55:10But I am not some stray
00:55:13That you can tease
00:55:14And train
00:55:15Okay
00:55:16By the way
00:55:18I always come out and talk
00:55:20Careful girl
00:55:23I might enjoy the plane
00:55:26Fine
00:55:34Doing okay
00:55:50Mr. Clement
00:55:50Now he's playing hard to guess
00:55:56One while next
00:56:05And side
00:56:09In the morning
00:56:10Max
00:56:11Ivan
00:56:11Yes
00:56:13Now
00:56:14Now
00:56:15Be a good girl
00:56:18You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:48How are you a fork or do you also bite?
00:57:01A bad boy licks, licks, and he always bites, but I'm trying to be good once in my life.
00:57:18Miss Phillips, just remember, next time l'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:46Sigh.
00:57:48Sigh.
00:57:50Sigh.
00:57:52Sigh.
00:57:54Sigh.
00:57:56Sigh.
00:57:58Sigh.
00:58:00Sigh.
00:58:02Sigh.
00:58:04Sigh.
00:58:06Sigh.
00:58:08Sigh.
00:58:10Sigh.
00:58:12Sigh.
00:58:14Sigh.
00:58:16Sigh.
00:58:18Sigh.
00:58:20Sigh.
00:58:22Sigh.
00:58:24Sigh.
00:58:26Sigh.
00:58:28Sigh.
00:58:30Sigh.
00:58:32Sigh.
00:58:34Sigh.
00:58:36Sigh.
00:58:38Sigh.
00:58:40Sigh.
00:58:42Sigh.
00:58:44Sigh.
00:58:46Sigh.
00:58:48Sigh.
00:58:50Sigh.
00:58:52Sigh.
00:58:54Sigh.
00:58:56Sigh.
00:58:58Sigh.
00:59:00Sigh.
00:59:02Sigh.
00:59:03Sigh.
00:59:04Sigh.
00:59:05Sigh.
00:59:06Sigh.
00:59:07Sigh.
00:59:08Sigh.
00:59:09Sigh.
00:59:10Sigh.
00:59:11Sigh.
00:59:12Sigh.
00:59:13Sigh.
00:59:14Got you.
00:59:27Sneaky, huh?
00:59:39Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:42Hmm.
00:59:44Finished my assignment.
00:59:46If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:52What do you want?
00:59:55You got the makeover.
00:59:57I want another session with you.
01:00:01But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
01:00:09Nice try.
01:00:17But you're not getting these.
01:00:21Mm-hmm.
01:00:23What if I get an A?
01:00:26Let an asshole get A win for once.
01:00:31Bring your A game then.
01:00:37He's fucking two!
01:00:43Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just cause you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:51Lana?
01:00:52Yeah, bitch.
01:00:53It's urgent.
01:00:54Bring the strong shit.
01:00:55The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:01Yeah.
01:01:02All right.
01:01:03Bye.
01:01:04Bye.
01:01:05What are you doing?
01:01:07Oh!
01:01:08Oh.
01:01:09Oh!
01:01:10Oh!
01:01:11Oh!
01:01:12Oh!
01:01:13Oh!
01:01:14Oh!
01:01:15Oh!
01:01:16Oh!
01:01:17Oh!
01:01:20Oh!
01:01:21Oh!
01:01:25Oh!
01:01:26Ms. Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:44St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:50Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:56What's this?
01:02:10What do you think we're doing here, medic?
01:02:12You're not in his class.
01:02:14Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:18Off you trot.
01:02:20My class is starting.
01:02:22Okay.
01:02:24Absolutely.
01:02:28Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:32Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:36What's this?
01:02:38Mrs. Herman!
01:02:40Um, I don't know. I just found this on my desk when I put it in.
01:02:44Marcelli's reserve truffle assault.
01:02:50Hey!
01:02:54A secret admirer?
01:02:56Hm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
01:03:02Absolute inappropriate!
01:03:04Wait, can I just have one at this?
01:03:06No!
01:03:07You need to stay focused.
01:03:09Miss Phillips.
01:03:11You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:13You do not have time for boys.
01:03:16For gifts!
01:03:18For anonymous, sweet tooth distractions!
01:03:30Teenage hormones ruin more GPAs than the flu.
01:03:33Oh!
01:03:58Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:01And my pain is to die for.
01:04:31Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:48The grade they received is not accurate, but I'm willing to give them another chance
01:04:54to confess.
01:04:55So maybe there's still hope.
01:05:06Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:15I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clemson.
01:05:24Get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:31What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's your proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:42What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:47Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau.
01:05:53Go to the principal's office now.
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:59Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:12Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat.
01:06:23Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat.
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:27Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:36I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:50He's not a delinquent.
01:06:52Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart and kind and...
01:06:59And capital A amazing.
01:07:08My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:11But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:14She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:21You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some self-respect.
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me.
01:07:51What else could you be?
01:07:56And now you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:01Lie for you.
01:08:02Do you know what?
01:08:03I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:05Get out of my classroom.
01:08:07Now both of you.
01:08:08And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:12Don't.
01:08:14You can punish me all you want, but leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:26What?
01:08:27Stop.
01:08:28I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:32What are you going to do?
01:08:34I will call the police.
01:08:38Stupid assignment.
01:08:40Shit.
01:08:41You're stupid, Greg.
01:08:42I don't fucking need it.
01:09:02Stevie, Stevie, wait.
01:09:04She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:08But you...
01:09:10God, I hate bullies.
01:09:13So that's it.
01:09:15From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:18Wait.
01:09:21What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:24You and I are nothing alike.
01:09:26You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened.
01:09:30Nothing alike?
01:09:31Just because I'm not like you?
01:09:33As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:37You can't too damn much about what other people think about me.
01:09:41And no makeover could change that.
01:09:45You think I ruined your life?
01:09:48News flash.
01:09:49Nothing can fix a coward.
01:09:52Then what are you?
01:09:54You're a disaster beyond repair.
01:09:56You're a disaster beyond repair.
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart.
01:10:03All you know is how to solve problems with your fist.
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:10But you pretending not to cure me at all.
01:10:13That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:17You break things.
01:10:19And people.
01:10:20And you push them away.
01:10:22Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:27I am scared.
01:10:29Yeah.
01:10:30I am fragile.
01:10:32And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:34Why am I such a bad girl?
01:10:35I don't know.
01:10:36I'm sorry.
01:10:37You don't know.
01:10:38You're not my concern anymore.
01:10:39That's just what we do.
01:10:40Isn't it?
01:10:41We just don't tell each other.
01:10:42Right?
01:10:43We just play games.
01:10:44Guess we played ourselves that way.
01:10:47I am scared.
01:10:49Yeah.
01:10:50I am fragile.
01:10:53And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:05I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:08Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:18Peebs?
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:21Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:22All right, Chase.
01:11:24Sorry, babe.
01:11:25Just need to be alone.
01:11:26I don't know what I mean.
01:11:29Mind if I stay here with you?
01:11:30Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:35Best to cry on.
01:11:39Glad I can make you smile, Peebs.
01:11:42Whoever made you cry, you know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:57I love this place, you know.
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:06Now it's your place, too.
01:12:09You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:12Yeah, I know.
01:12:14You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Peebs.
01:12:20You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:22I've always used to fall.
01:12:32Actually, you weren't.
01:12:35Then why?
01:12:38Just feel me now.
01:12:42Chase.
01:12:43What?
01:12:44This doesn't feel right.
01:12:45What the hell, Chase?
01:12:49Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:51That's way too fast.
01:12:53Come on, Peebs.
01:12:55Drop the egg.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:12:58That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm going to give it to you.
01:13:14No!
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:17Oh, please!
01:13:19Oh!
01:13:20Oh!
01:13:20Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:24Let go!
01:13:25Please let me go!
01:13:26Stop!
01:13:32Stop it, Chase!
01:13:34Chase!
01:13:35Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:36Stop!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:41The fucking nice guy.
01:13:49No!
01:13:50Stop!
01:13:53What the...
01:13:56Are you okay?
01:14:06Are you okay?
01:14:06Are you okay?
01:14:07Are we so scared?
01:14:10So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:13This piece of shit.
01:14:14That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:32I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:33I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:44I'm an asshole!
01:14:49Asshole!
01:14:50You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:08Just, just breathe with me, all right?
01:15:10Okay.
01:15:11In.
01:15:12Out.
01:15:12I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:22I thought he was my friend.
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid!
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:32You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified.
01:15:35And you fought back.
01:15:37You, you bit him.
01:15:37You pulled away.
01:15:38You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:42I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:46I'm sorry.
01:15:48I'm sorry.
01:15:52You saved me, Beau.
01:15:54You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:59I, I didn't save you.
01:16:01You saved me.
01:16:02And you saved yourself.
01:16:03I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right.
01:16:15And you are not a nerd.
01:16:17You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here?
01:16:26Get to school.
01:16:27Yeah.
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:31You okay?
01:16:33You ready for a ride?
01:16:40Sit tight.
01:16:41Yeah.
01:16:41Oh, my God.
01:17:11Showing up every time I fall apart, I should not be crushing this part.
01:17:31I'm absolutely crushing it.
01:17:41Do you want to have sex?
01:18:11On my back and every breath in between
01:18:14This brings a distance of the night
01:18:32You got condoms?
01:18:35Yeah, I'm always packing.
01:18:38Pun intended.
01:19:04Wait.
01:19:14Wait.
01:19:16Um.
01:19:18I'm a little nervous.
01:19:21So, I'm gonna go shower first.
01:19:24Yeah.
01:19:26Yeah, yeah, absolutely. No rush.
01:19:29Okay.
01:19:31This is it, baby. The only one you've been waiting for here entire life, you can do this.
01:19:35Oh, my God.
01:19:37You're actually in her room, and she's taking a shower.
01:19:41Oh, my God.
01:19:43What?
01:19:44What?
01:19:45What?
01:19:46What?
01:19:47What?
01:19:48What?
01:19:49What?
01:19:50What?
01:19:51What?
01:19:52What?
01:19:53What?
01:19:54What?
01:19:55What?
01:19:56What?
01:19:57What?
01:19:58What?
01:19:59What?
01:20:00What?
01:20:01What?
01:20:02Oh, my God.
01:20:04Oh, my God.
01:20:05You're actually in her room, and she's taking a shower.
01:20:07Oh, my God.
01:20:08What?
01:20:09What the hell?
01:20:10Coby, Mr. Coyle, get hangin'
01:20:22Hi
01:20:23Hey, there's something important I need to tell you first
01:20:27What is it?
01:20:29I need a shower too
01:20:31A shower's all yours, stupid
01:20:40I need to get you
01:21:03Go, go, go, go
01:21:10Stupid.
01:21:16No!
01:21:32Oh, shit!
01:21:38Hi!
01:21:40Surprise!
01:21:41Except, it's not a surprise to you, my little friend.
01:21:45You've actually touched it, and I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:51Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:10Okay.
01:22:11This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:20This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:34I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:41Did, um, Phoebe Phillips?
01:22:44And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:48Phoebe, will you take me as a first?
01:22:58It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:08And I love you, too.
01:23:18Good morning, Princess.
01:23:47Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:23:57That's just my bed chem.
01:23:59My bed chemistry.
01:24:01Curse of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:03He's such a dork.
01:24:04What happened here?
01:24:19That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:25And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:33And I still insisted on going.
01:24:36When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:40So, she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:44Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:51And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:10She wouldn't have died.
01:25:10Beau.
01:25:17Beau.
01:25:20I am so sorry.
01:25:22And you saw me once drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:25I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:32You feel so stupid.
01:25:34No, Phoebe.
01:25:40No, Phoebe.
01:25:45You?
01:25:46You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:49You believed in me.
01:25:50And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:52You made me want to do better.
01:25:54To be better.
01:25:56You saved me.
01:26:02I'm good, I'm good.
01:26:11Are you good?
01:26:12I need you on.
01:26:13I'm going to swim this weekend.
01:26:14You know that?
01:26:14And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:17Clement!
01:26:20I got a report.
01:26:21It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:26What?
01:26:29No, what the hell?
01:26:30I...
01:26:30I saw it.
01:26:32Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:35Oh, shit.
01:26:37Fucking say that again.
01:26:39You heard me.
01:26:40I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:47All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:26:54Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:26:59Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:02Phoebe?
01:27:02What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:06Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:09In my bedroom.
01:27:11Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:14Coach Honda, don't believe me.
01:27:15She's just a slut.
01:27:16Who would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:17I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:23I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:27This is fake.
01:27:28I'm a rabies out.
01:27:28This is fake.
01:27:29It's edited, Coach.
01:27:30It's obviously edited.
01:27:31Chase Thompson!
01:27:33You're off my swim team!
01:27:35Now!
01:27:35You three, principal's office, now.
01:27:51You three thought you were slick, slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:27:56You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:07Twice.
01:28:11Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:13Oh, shit.
01:28:18That never gets old.
01:28:20This school is toxic, AM!
01:28:22I'm sorry.
01:28:25I'm sorry.
01:28:27Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:32Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:33Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy, best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely, and your capital A for ace, babe.
01:28:59Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
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