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00:00What the hell were you doing behind there?
00:01I had to take a piss.
00:02I have nine bathrooms inside this house.
00:04Yeah, that was outside.
00:06Well, McCabe sent two of his men over here.
00:07They're in the kitchen now.
00:08It's your house.
00:09If you don't like it, tell them to leave.
00:10You're my head of security.
00:11Do your fucking job.
00:14Hot as hell, black as pitch.
00:17You like the coffee?
00:18It's okay.
00:19It's from a feline's asshole.
00:21Some posh brand Zachary likes.
00:23They feed coffee beans to cats,
00:25then dig through the litter box
00:27after they pass them through.
00:29What for?
00:29Something in their digestive system
00:31improves the taste.
00:32It tastes like coffee.
00:34I want to leave the cat out of it.
00:35You owe me 20 bucks.
00:36I told you.
00:37He don't like pussy.
00:38Speaking of pussy,
00:39I've never been so jealous of a fork in my life.
00:42You like cream?
00:43I know where you can get some more.
00:45Wait a minute.
00:46What'd she say?
00:47She said the cream came from your mother.
00:48Probably because she's a big, fat cow.
00:50She's funny now.
00:54You have any thoughts on dessert?
00:56No, man.
00:57I got diabetes.
00:59A cat's asshole.
01:00A cat's asshole.
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