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Plot of Wrong
Based on the novel by Jana Aston. Sophie Tisdale has a foolproof plan to lose her virginity before senior year ends...until someone informs her that her partner-to-be has a bet on whether he can film taking her v-card. That someone being Luke, her gorgeous coffee shop regular....slash her new pelvic examiner. How wrong is it to have a thing for your campus gynecologist...and why doesn't Sophie really seem to care?
Miah Green
Richard Trotter
Riley Elizabeth Davis
Cameron Richter
Female
Romance
Sweet Romance
Modern
Charming
Coming-of-Age
Forbidden Love
Opposites Attract
First Love
USA
Hospital
Campus
Contemporary
Doctor/Surgeon
Billionaire
Hot Daddy/DILF
Server
Student
Age Gap
Morals & Ethics
Campus Lovers
Hooking-up
Sneaky Office Romance
#reelshort #hotdrama #hotmovie #bestdrama #cinemalovers #dramalove #romanticlove #hotdrama #newdrama #hotmovie #shortdrama #bestdrama #goodshort
Plot of Wrong
Based on the novel by Jana Aston. Sophie Tisdale has a foolproof plan to lose her virginity before senior year ends...until someone informs her that her partner-to-be has a bet on whether he can film taking her v-card. That someone being Luke, her gorgeous coffee shop regular....slash her new pelvic examiner. How wrong is it to have a thing for your campus gynecologist...and why doesn't Sophie really seem to care?
Miah Green
Richard Trotter
Riley Elizabeth Davis
Cameron Richter
Female
Romance
Sweet Romance
Modern
Charming
Coming-of-Age
Forbidden Love
Opposites Attract
First Love
USA
Hospital
Campus
Contemporary
Doctor/Surgeon
Billionaire
Hot Daddy/DILF
Server
Student
Age Gap
Morals & Ethics
Campus Lovers
Hooking-up
Sneaky Office Romance
#reelshort #hotdrama #hotmovie #bestdrama #cinemalovers #dramalove #romanticlove #hotdrama #newdrama #hotmovie #shortdrama #bestdrama #goodshort
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00:00:00Buy lingerie check. Bikini watch check. Get boyfriend check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:19before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking
00:00:25about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity. It's Mr. Big Dick, okay? Oh, fuck.
00:00:32It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick, especially not
00:00:42Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double shot
00:00:48of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right?
00:00:52Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have
00:00:58got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:15My coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:22Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. You're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right, all right,
00:01:35all right, all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, trust me. You look great. My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:41Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time. Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:01Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:13As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey, where did you find
00:02:20someone as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things, like
00:02:25making coffee or having sex.
00:02:29Tasha? Oh, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:41So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:46Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:54Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot you'd come into your medication at the clinic.
00:02:58What? I literally don't even know you. Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just
00:03:02chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month. You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:03:06especially while you're on the medication. Oh, my God. What?
00:03:10It was just chlamydia! Oh, fuck you all! Sounds like she already did.
00:03:28I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:39He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:44Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:46All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor
00:03:54administers a routine pelvic exam. So, go ahead and put this on.
00:03:59Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:01He?
00:04:01A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam. This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:21It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist. My gynecologist?
00:04:25Don't worry. I'm fooling the doctor to be gentle as it's your first time.
00:04:45Right. My first time.
00:04:47Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:51Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me!
00:04:54I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:59Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:02So, you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07That asshole.
00:05:09Yes.
00:05:10I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:18I will use a condom.
00:05:22I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:23He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:05:27Nurse, can you grab me a disrespectful, please?
00:05:28Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready.
00:05:34I think I'm ready.
00:05:37Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:05:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:47Let's get started with the breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53Breast exam?
00:05:53If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:06:03It's probably easier if you lay back.
00:06:08It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:13Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:16Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My head's cold.
00:06:19No, they're perfect.
00:06:22Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:29There are no abnormalities.
00:06:34Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:37That wasn't so bad.
00:06:39Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:41Okay, yes.
00:06:47I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs,
00:06:50but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for me.
00:06:57All right?
00:06:58You're doing good.
00:07:00I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:03I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for me.
00:07:19So, do you like younger women?
00:07:26I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:30No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago,
00:07:35or a while ago, actually.
00:07:36So, in my great-grandfather's honor,
00:07:38I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:40Oh, duh.
00:07:42Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:44Amazing.
00:07:45Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen
00:07:48just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:50All right?
00:07:52Relax for me.
00:07:53You're doing good.
00:07:54His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:57Oh, my gosh.
00:07:58I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:08Did he?
00:08:10All right.
00:08:12He's so noticed.
00:08:14Oh, my God.
00:08:15Everything looks good.
00:08:16No hard memoralities.
00:08:18All right?
00:08:20I'll be right back.
00:08:20Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:32I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:39All right, so, here's your brick.
00:08:46Should I bring it sooner to the cafe?
00:08:48All right, so, here are we.
00:08:51She's my patient.
00:08:59Mike is going to come in his pants
00:09:01before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:03You are so graphic.
00:09:07Speaking of sperm,
00:09:09I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:11You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:14Luke.
00:09:16Are you serious?
00:09:16You've got a finger by the hot dog too.
00:09:19He buys coffee from you.
00:09:21The Luke.
00:09:23Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:25So, is he, like, good with his fingers or...
00:09:29Shut up, Beverly.
00:09:30Shit.
00:09:31He's so sexy.
00:09:33Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:35Okay, bye.
00:09:36Don't worry.
00:09:37Okay?
00:09:38Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:39Okay, Soph?
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:43Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:44Good night.
00:09:44I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:54Why do I even care?
00:10:00Yo.
00:10:01You ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:03Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:04You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:11You're dating a nun.
00:10:12She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:14I'm calling it.
00:10:15Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:18I just can't prove it.
00:10:20You will soon.
00:10:21They're going to film her?
00:10:24Here we go.
00:10:28Dude, you're sick.
00:10:30What if she doesn't let you in?
00:10:33A little bit of this.
00:10:35And she's going to go feral.
00:10:39Yo, that 1,500 is mine.
00:10:42Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:43Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:48You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:52Hey, you need to pay.
00:10:58Fuck, my eyes.
00:10:59What the fuck?
00:11:00Where's your fucking friend live before I'm calling cops?
00:11:02Kay-Kay-Kay-Kaylee Avenue, Apartment 2.
00:11:07I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:15The lady.
00:11:32Nervous?
00:11:36Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:39than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:44Nervous?
00:11:46I'm a little nervous.
00:11:48Hey, don't be.
00:11:50You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:56Wait.
00:11:57What?
00:11:59I'm sorry.
00:11:59I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:01We're going to have to wait.
00:12:02I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:03I can't do this.
00:12:07Are you kidding me?
00:12:08I'm sorry.
00:12:09You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:11Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:14I'm going home.
00:12:20There it is.
00:12:21There it is.
00:12:24What the hell you are?
00:12:26Not until I get something.
00:12:30No.
00:12:30No.
00:12:32Stop, Mike.
00:12:35Stop.
00:12:35Stop.
00:12:37Hey.
00:12:43Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:45Dr. Miller.
00:12:50Hey, Sophie.
00:12:52Hey.
00:12:53Hey, Stephen.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:56Hey, Sophie.
00:12:57Hey.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:01Did you take something?
00:13:02What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:03I don't know who the fuck invited you?
00:13:04I don't know who the fuck invited you?
00:13:04I don't know who the fuck invited you.
00:13:04I don't know who the fuck invited you.
00:13:08Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:09Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:12I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:14If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:15I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:18What?
00:13:18What's so funny?
00:13:19You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:21Since who?
00:13:22You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:23Yeah.
00:13:26I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:27My family's the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:31That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:34Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:37Wait.
00:13:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.
00:13:40And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:43No, no, no, please, can we talk about this?
00:13:45It was just a joke.
00:13:46Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:51Hey.
00:13:53Hey, come on.
00:13:53She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:12Either way, it's not good.
00:14:19You stole me from my date?
00:14:21It gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:28I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:31Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:33I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:43How much did you have to drink?
00:14:45I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:49just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:52doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:54Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:55Tell me this.
00:14:55Why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:58if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:03I was at the bar.
00:15:05All right?
00:15:05And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:08that he could take your virginity
00:15:11and record it.
00:15:17Wow.
00:15:20I'm an idiot.
00:15:22No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:25First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:30to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:32And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough,
00:15:36I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:40I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:45Sorry, Soph.
00:15:52So if you want my virginity, Luke...
00:15:53You can have it.
00:16:10Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:13Are you...
00:16:14hard right now?
00:16:23Bikini watch, check.
00:16:41Get boyfriend, check.
00:16:42Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity
00:16:45at the glorious age of 21.
00:16:47Stop thinking about dick.
00:16:48I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:16:50I'm just nervous to lose my virginity
00:16:52to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:16:55Oh, fuck.
00:16:56It's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:16:59Did he hear?
00:17:04Okay, don't think about dick,
00:17:06especially not Luke's dick,
00:17:07especially not about Luke's probably really big dick.
00:17:09Morning, dick.
00:17:11Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe
00:17:14with non-fat milk, right?
00:17:15You're perfect.
00:17:17Right?
00:17:17Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:17:20Mike, I'm sorry.
00:17:21I didn't know you were coming.
00:17:23I would have got ready.
00:17:23Oh, don't worry.
00:17:24He's just here for a coffee.
00:17:26No.
00:17:26I'm here to see my girl.
00:17:40Want coffee?
00:17:43Right, right.
00:17:44Sorry.
00:17:44Oh, my God.
00:17:55Mikey, don't laugh.
00:17:57You're so mean.
00:17:58Go help your girlfriend.
00:17:59All right, all right, all right.
00:18:00I'm sorry.
00:18:01No, babe, trust me.
00:18:02You look great.
00:18:04My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:18:06Come here.
00:18:06Come here.
00:18:06Come here.
00:18:07Come here.
00:18:07Come here.
00:18:07Come here.
00:18:07Come here.
00:18:08Come here.
00:18:08Come here.
00:18:09Come here.
00:18:09Come here.
00:18:10Come here.
00:18:10Come here.
00:18:12Come here.
00:18:13Come here.
00:18:13Don't worry about that.
00:18:14I do it all the time.
00:18:18Let me remake your coffee.
00:18:25Right, guy.
00:18:27See, it's my girl.
00:18:28My face to wipe.
00:18:30Thanks, but no thanks.
00:18:32Oh, my God.
00:18:34Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:18:36She's such a slut.
00:18:38As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:18:40Yeah.
00:18:41Watch this.
00:18:42Oh, Mikey.
00:18:44Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:18:46Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things,
00:18:50like making coffee or having sex.
00:18:55Tasha, come on.
00:18:56Oh, my God.
00:18:58Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:19:01Yes.
00:19:05So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:19:11Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:19:13I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:19:15All right.
00:19:19Brooke, is it?
00:19:20Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:19:22What?
00:19:23I literally don't even know you.
00:19:25Don't be embarrassed.
00:19:25Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:19:29You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:19:31especially while you're on the medication.
00:19:32Oh, my God.
00:19:34What?
00:19:34It was just chlamydia!
00:19:38Oh, fuck you all!
00:19:40Sounds like she already did.
00:19:41Oh, boy.
00:19:59I'm really, really sorry.
00:20:01I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:20:03He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:20:05What does that mean?
00:20:09Shit, my appointment.
00:20:10I gotta go.
00:20:10Sorry.
00:20:16All right.
00:20:17We'll have your birth control ready for you
00:20:18after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:20:21So go ahead and put this on.
00:20:23Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:20:25He?
00:20:26A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:20:35This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:20:39Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:20:45It's Luke.
00:20:47Luke is a gynecologist.
00:20:48My gynecologist.
00:20:49My gynecologist.
00:20:56Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Titty Gentiles.
00:21:08It's your first time.
00:21:09Right.
00:21:10My first time.
00:21:11Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:21:13Yes.
00:21:13Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:21:15Nice to meet me?
00:21:16Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:21:18Grind me.
00:21:18I mean, the coffee shop.
00:21:21Grind me.
00:21:23Oh, no.
00:21:25He remembers me.
00:21:26So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:21:30Yes.
00:21:31Bad asshole.
00:21:33Yes.
00:21:34I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:21:37if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:21:40I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:21:42I will use a condom.
00:21:46I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:21:48He's not good for you.
00:21:50Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:21:51Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:21:53Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:21:55I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:21:58I'm ready.
00:21:59I think I'm ready.
00:22:01Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole,
00:22:03but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:22:05You know what?
00:22:06I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:22:09Uh, let's get started with a breast exam.
00:22:15Breast exam?
00:22:17Breast exam?
00:22:18If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:22:20No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:22:27Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back.
00:22:33It's okay.
00:22:37It's okay.
00:22:38Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:22:40Stop it. Stop.
00:22:43My head's cold.
00:22:44No, they're perfect.
00:22:46Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:22:48There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:22:53There are no abnormalities.
00:22:58Thank you, Luke.
00:23:00Dr. Miller.
00:23:02That wasn't so bad.
00:23:03Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:23:05Okay, yes.
00:23:07I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:23:18So, I need you to relax for me.
00:23:21All right?
00:23:22You're doing good.
00:23:23I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:23:34All right.
00:23:36I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:23:40You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:23:42I need you to relax for me.
00:23:43So, do you like younger women?
00:23:51I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:23:54No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:24:01So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:24:05Oh, duh.
00:24:06Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:24:08Amazing.
00:24:10Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:24:14All right?
00:24:17Relax for me.
00:24:18You're doing good.
00:24:19His finger's literally inside of me.
00:24:21Oh, my gosh.
00:24:22I think I just had an orgasm.
00:24:32Did he?
00:24:34All right.
00:24:37He's so noticed.
00:24:39Oh, my God.
00:24:39Everything looks good.
00:24:41No hard memoralities.
00:24:43All right?
00:24:44I'll be right back.
00:24:45Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:24:57I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:25:04All right, so here's your brick.
00:25:10Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:25:12All right.
00:25:14Thank God.
00:25:15She's my patient.
00:25:23Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:25:28You are so graphic.
00:25:32Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:25:35You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:25:39Luke.
00:25:40Are you serious?
00:25:41You're going to finger by the...
00:25:43I don't want to talk to you.
00:25:44He buys coffee from you.
00:25:45The Luke.
00:25:47Sophie, you're a freak.
00:25:49So is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:25:52Shut up, Everly.
00:25:55Shit.
00:25:55He's so sexy.
00:25:57Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:25:59Okay, bye.
00:26:00Don't worry.
00:26:02Okay?
00:26:02Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:26:04Okay, Soph?
00:26:05Yes.
00:26:06Come on.
00:26:07Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:26:08Like...
00:26:09I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:26:18Why do I even care?
00:26:24Yo.
00:26:25Ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:26:27Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:26:29Okay.
00:26:29Okay.
00:26:29Okay.
00:26:29You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:26:35You're dating a nun.
00:26:37She's never going to let you smash.
00:26:38I'm calling it.
00:26:39Dude.
00:26:40She's low-key a slut.
00:26:42I just can't prove it.
00:26:45You will soon.
00:26:48You're going to film her?
00:26:49Dude, yo.
00:26:49Dude, you're sick.
00:26:54What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:26:57A little bit of this.
00:26:59And she's going to go feral.
00:27:04Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:27:06Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:27:10Don't get involved, Luke.
00:27:12You're just your customer and doctor.
00:27:13Hey, you need to pay.
00:27:22Fuck!
00:27:23My eyes!
00:27:23What the fuck?
00:27:24Where's your fucking friend live?
00:27:26Before I'm called the cops.
00:27:30Kaylee Avenue, apartment 2.
00:27:32I need to get to Sophie.
00:27:33The lady.
00:27:58Nervous?
00:27:59Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:28:03than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:28:09Nervous?
00:28:10I'm a little nervous.
00:28:13Don't be.
00:28:14You don't make cherries I popped.
00:28:20Wait.
00:28:21What?
00:28:23I'm sorry.
00:28:24I forgot to start my birth control.
00:28:26We're going to have to wait.
00:28:26I'm sorry, Mike.
00:28:27I can't do this.
00:28:31Are you kidding me?
00:28:33I'm sorry.
00:28:33You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:28:35Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:28:38I'm going home.
00:28:45There it is.
00:28:46There it is.
00:28:48The hell you are.
00:28:51Not until I get something.
00:28:54No.
00:28:55No.
00:28:57Stop, Mike.
00:28:59Stop.
00:29:01Mike.
00:29:08Who the fuck invited you?
00:29:13Dr. Miller.
00:29:15Hey, Sophie.
00:29:16Hey.
00:29:17Hey, Stephen.
00:29:20Hey.
00:29:21Hey, Sophie.
00:29:22Hey.
00:29:23Hey.
00:29:24Hey, can you hear me?
00:29:25Did you take something?
00:29:27What's up, Grandpa?
00:29:28I'm going to the fuck invited you.
00:29:32Listen up, dumbass.
00:29:33Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:29:36I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:29:38If you want her, you can have her.
00:29:39I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:29:42What?
00:29:42What's so funny?
00:29:43You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:29:45Says who?
00:29:46You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:29:48Yeah.
00:29:50I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:29:51My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:29:55That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:29:59Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:30:01Wait.
00:30:02Wait.
00:30:03Wait.
00:30:03Wait.
00:30:03Wait.
00:30:03Wait.
00:30:04Wait.
00:30:04Wait.
00:30:04No, no, no.
00:30:05And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:30:07No, no, no.
00:30:08Please.
00:30:08Can we talk about this?
00:30:09It was just a joke.
00:30:10Oh, you want to talk?
00:30:15Hey.
00:30:17Hey, come on.
00:30:34She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:30:36Either way, it's not good.
00:30:40You stole me from my date?
00:30:47Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:30:53I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:30:56Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:30:58I don't have a daddy finish.
00:30:59How much did you have to drink?
00:31:10I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:31:14Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:31:18Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:31:19Tell me this.
00:31:20Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:31:24I was at the bar, all right?
00:31:30And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:31:41Wow.
00:31:42I'm an idiot.
00:31:46No, you're not an idiot.
00:31:50First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:31:57And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:32:03I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:32:10Sorry, Soph.
00:32:16Soph, you want my virginity week?
00:32:26You can have it.
00:32:33Someone clearly wants me.
00:32:37Are you hard right now?
00:33:03Buy lingerie.
00:33:10Check.
00:33:12Bikini wax.
00:33:12Check.
00:33:13Get boyfriend.
00:33:14Check.
00:33:15Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
00:33:19Stop thinking about dick.
00:33:21I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:33:22I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:33:28Oh, fuck.
00:33:29It's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:33:31Did he hear?
00:33:32Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick.
00:33:41Morning, dick.
00:33:44Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right?
00:33:48You're perfect.
00:33:49Right?
00:33:50Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:33:52Mike, I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming.
00:33:55I would have got ready.
00:33:56Oh, don't worry.
00:33:57He's just here for a coffee.
00:33:58No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:34:02Oh, my God.
00:34:04Oh, my God.
00:34:05Oh.
00:34:06Oh, my God.
00:34:06You're so mean.
00:34:07Go help your girlfriend.
00:34:07All right.
00:34:08I'll have to see my girl with her.
00:34:09I'll have to see my girl with my girl.
00:34:09Oh, my God.
00:34:10Oh, my God.
00:34:11Oh, my God.
00:34:12Oh, my God.
00:34:14Oh, my God.
00:34:15Right, right, sorry.
00:34:26Oh my god! Mikey, don't laugh!
00:34:29We're so mean! Go help your girlfriend!
00:34:31All right, all right, all right, I'm sorry.
00:34:33No, babe, Rosie, you look great!
00:34:37My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:34:45Come here, don't worry about that.
00:34:47I do it all the time.
00:34:50Let me remake your coffee.
00:34:58Right, guy.
00:34:59See, it's my girl, my face to wipe.
00:35:02Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:35:05Oh my god, look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:35:09She's such a slut!
00:35:10As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:35:12Yeah.
00:35:13Watch this.
00:35:15Oh, Mikey!
00:35:16Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:35:19Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:35:22Like making coffee.
00:35:24Or having sex.
00:35:27Tosh, no, come on.
00:35:29Oh my god!
00:35:31Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:35:38So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:35:41Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:35:43I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:35:46Brooke, is it?
00:35:48Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:35:50What?
00:35:51I literally don't even know you.
00:35:52Don't be embarrassed.
00:35:53Look, it's just chlamydia this week, conorrhea last month.
00:35:55You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:35:58Oh my god.
00:35:59What?
00:36:00It was just chlamydia!
00:36:01Oh, fuck you all!
00:36:02Sounds like she already did.
00:36:14Oh, boy.
00:36:15I'm really, really sorry.
00:36:34I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:36:36He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:36:38What does that mean?
00:36:41Shit, my appointment.
00:36:42I gotta go.
00:36:43Sorry.
00:36:43Fuck.
00:36:45All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:36:52pelvic exam.
00:36:53So go ahead and put this on.
00:36:56Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:36:58He?
00:37:03A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:37:08This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:37:12Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:37:15It's Luke.
00:37:17It's Luke.
00:37:18Luke is a gynecologist.
00:37:20My gynecologist.
00:37:21My gynecologist.
00:37:22Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor to be gentle as it's your first time.
00:37:29Right.
00:37:30My first time.
00:37:31Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:32Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:37:33Nice to meet me?
00:37:34Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:37:41Grind me.
00:37:42I mean, the coffee shop.
00:37:43Grind me.
00:37:44Grind me.
00:37:45Oh, no.
00:37:46He remembers me.
00:37:47So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:37:50Yes.
00:37:51That asshole.
00:37:52Yes.
00:37:53I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any
00:37:58kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:37:59I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:38:02I will use a condom.
00:38:03I would say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:38:04He's not good for you.
00:38:05Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:38:06Nurse, can you grab me a dyspeculptom, please?
00:38:07Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:38:08I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:38:10I'm ready.
00:38:11I'm ready.
00:38:12I'm ready.
00:38:13I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:38:15I will use a condom.
00:38:19I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:38:20He's not good for you.
00:38:22Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're sleeping.
00:38:23Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:38:25Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:38:27I'd also recommend you don't do anything
00:38:29that you're not ready to do.
00:38:31I'm ready.
00:38:32I think I'm ready.
00:38:33Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole.
00:38:36But he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so.
00:38:38You know what?
00:38:39I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:38:43Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:38:48Breast exam?
00:38:50Breast exam?
00:38:51If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:38:53No, I like it.
00:38:54It's fine.
00:39:00It's probably easier if you lay back.
00:39:05It's OK.
00:39:09It's OK.
00:39:10Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:39:13Stop it.
00:39:14Stop.
00:39:15My head's cold?
00:39:16No, they're perfect.
00:39:19Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:39:21There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:39:26There are no abnormalities.
00:39:31Thank you, Luke.
00:39:33Dr. Miller.
00:39:34That wasn't so bad.
00:39:36Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:39:39OK, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing
00:39:48a pap smear.
00:39:49So, I need you to relax for a minute.
00:39:52All right?
00:39:53You're doing good.
00:39:54I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:39:58All right.
00:40:00I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:40:01You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:40:02I need you to relax, woman.
00:40:07I need you to relax, woman.
00:40:10So, do you like younger women?
00:40:12I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:40:14No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:40:21And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:40:25Oh.
00:40:26Duh.
00:40:27Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:40:28Amazing.
00:40:29Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:40:32All right?
00:40:33Relax for me.
00:40:34You're doing good.
00:40:35His finger is literally inside of me.
00:40:36Oh, my gosh.
00:40:37I think I just had an orange one up there.
00:40:40You are.
00:40:41Oh.
00:40:42Oh, my gosh.
00:40:43Oh, my gosh.
00:40:44I know.
00:40:45Oh, my gosh.
00:40:46Oh, my gosh.
00:40:47Oh, my gosh.
00:40:50Oh, my gosh.
00:40:51Oh, my gosh.
00:40:54Oh, my gosh.
00:40:59Oh.
00:41:00Oh, my gosh.
00:41:01Oh, my gosh.
00:41:02I think I just had an orgasm.
00:41:05Did he?
00:41:07All right.
00:41:09He's so noticed.
00:41:11Oh my god.
00:41:12Everything looks good.
00:41:13No hard memoralities.
00:41:15All right, we'll be right back.
00:41:24Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:41:26I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:41:36All right, so here's your break.
00:41:43Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:41:48She's my patient.
00:41:49Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:42:00You are so graphic.
00:42:02Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went OK.
00:42:08You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:42:10Luke.
00:42:13Are you serious?
00:42:14You got a finger by the eye I want to talk to.
00:42:16I want to buy coffee from you, the Luke.
00:42:19Sophie, you're a freak.
00:42:22So is he, like, good with his fingers, or?
00:42:26Shut up, everybody.
00:42:27Shit.
00:42:28He's so sexy.
00:42:30Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:42:32OK.
00:42:33Don't worry.
00:42:34OK?
00:42:35Tonight's going to be amazing, OK, Soph?
00:42:37Yes.
00:42:39Come on.
00:42:39Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:42:41Mike.
00:42:41I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:42:47Why do I even care?
00:42:51Yo, are you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:42:57Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:43:01Sophie's boyfriend?
00:43:05You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:43:08You're dating a nun.
00:43:09She's never going to let you smash.
00:43:10I'm calling it.
00:43:11Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:43:15I just can't prove it.
00:43:17You will soon.
00:43:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:43:20You're going to film her?
00:43:22Yo.
00:43:25Dude, you're sick.
00:43:27What if she doesn't let you hit it?
00:43:30A little bit of this.
00:43:32And she's going to go feral.
00:43:36Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:43:38Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:43:43Don't get involved, Luke.
00:43:45You're just your customer and doctor.
00:43:49Hey, you need to pay.
00:43:55Fuck, my eyes.
00:43:56What the fuck?
00:43:57Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:44:01K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kailey Avenue, apartment two.
00:44:04I need to get to Sophie.
00:44:12The lady.
00:44:26Nervous?
00:44:35Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did
00:44:37with my freaking gynecologist?
00:44:41Nervous?
00:44:43I'm a little nervous.
00:44:44Hey, Don't be.
00:44:47You don't make cherries, I popped.
00:44:48Wait.
00:44:49What?
00:44:50I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:44:55I have to wait.
00:44:56I'm sorry, Mike.
00:44:57I can't do this.
00:44:59Are you kidding me?
00:45:01I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:45:06Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:45:09I'm going home.
00:45:11There it is.
00:45:16There it is.
00:45:18There it is.
00:45:21The hell you are.
00:45:23Not until I get something.
00:45:26No.
00:45:27No.
00:45:30Stop, Mike.
00:45:32Stop.
00:45:33Mike.
00:45:40Who the fuck invited you?
00:45:42Dr. Miller.
00:45:43Hey, Sophie.
00:45:44Hey.
00:45:45Hey, Stephen.
00:45:46Hey.
00:45:47Hey, Sophie.
00:45:48Hey.
00:45:49Hey, Stephen.
00:45:50Hey.
00:45:51Hey.
00:45:52Hey, Sophie.
00:45:53Hey.
00:45:54Hey.
00:45:55Hey.
00:45:56Hey, can you hear me?
00:45:57Did you take something?
00:45:58What's up, Grandpa?
00:45:59Who the fuck invited you?
00:46:00Listen up, dumbass.
00:46:01Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:46:04I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:46:05If you want her, you can have her.
00:46:06I've got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:46:07What?
00:46:08What's so funny?
00:46:09You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:46:10Says who?
00:46:11You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:46:12Yeah.
00:46:13I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:46:14My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:46:15That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:46:16I'm dead.
00:46:17You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:46:18Wait.
00:46:19Wait.
00:46:20Wait.
00:46:21Wait.
00:46:22Wait.
00:46:23Wait.
00:46:24Wait.
00:46:25Wait.
00:46:26No, no, no.
00:46:27And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:46:28No, no, no.
00:46:29Please.
00:46:30Can we talk about this?
00:46:31It was just a joke.
00:46:32Oh, you want to talk?
00:46:33No.
00:46:34No.
00:46:35No.
00:46:36No.
00:46:37No.
00:46:38No.
00:46:39No.
00:46:40No.
00:46:41No.
00:46:42No.
00:46:43No.
00:46:44Oh, no.
00:46:45Oh!
00:46:46Oh!
00:46:47Hey.
00:46:48Hey, come on.
00:46:50Hey, come on.
00:47:06She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:47:08Either way, it's not good.
00:47:10You stole me from my date?
00:47:19Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:47:25I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:47:28Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:47:30I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:47:31How much did you have to drink?
00:47:42I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:47:46Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:47:50Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:47:51Tell me this.
00:47:52Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:48:00I was at the bar.
00:48:01All right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:48:13Wow.
00:48:16I'm an idiot.
00:48:19No, you're not an idiot.
00:48:22First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:48:29And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:48:37I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:48:40I'm sorry, Soph.
00:48:49So, if you want my virginity, Luke,
00:48:51you can have it.
00:49:00Someone clearly wants me.
00:49:09Are you hard right now?
00:49:30Buy lingerie, check.
00:49:44Bikini wax, check.
00:49:46Get boyfriend, check.
00:49:47Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
00:49:52Stop thinking about dick.
00:49:53I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:49:55I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:50:01Oh, fuck.
00:50:02It's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:50:04Did he hear?
00:50:10Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick.
00:50:14Morning, dick.
00:50:15Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with nonfat milk, right?
00:50:20You're perfect, thank you.
00:50:22Right?
00:50:22Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:50:25Mike, I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming, I would have got ready.
00:50:28Oh, don't worry, he's just here for a coffee.
00:50:31No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:50:45Want coffee?
00:50:48Right, right, sorry.
00:50:59Oh my god!
00:51:00Mikey, don't laugh.
00:51:02We're so mean, go help your girlfriend.
00:51:04Alright, alright, alright, I'm sorry.
00:51:06No baby rosters, you look great.
00:51:10My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:51:15Come here, don't worry about that, I do it all the time.
00:51:22Let me remake your coffee.
00:51:30Right, guy.
00:51:31See, it's my girl, my face to wipe.
00:51:34Thanks, but uh, no thanks.
00:51:37Oh my god, look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:51:41She's such a slut.
00:51:42As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:51:45Yeah.
00:51:46Watch this.
00:51:47Oh, Mikey!
00:51:49Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:51:51Looks like she's not very experienced at grown up things.
00:51:54Like making coffee.
00:51:57Or having sex.
00:51:59Tosh, no, come on.
00:52:01Oh my god!
00:52:03Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:52:06Yes!
00:52:11So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:52:16Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:52:18I think we have a stage five cleaner right here.
00:52:24Brooke, is it?
00:52:25Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:52:27What?
00:52:28I literally don't even know you.
00:52:29Don't be embarrassed.
00:52:30Look, it's just chlamydia this week, connery last month.
00:52:33You should be more careful who you sleep with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:52:38Oh my god.
00:52:39What?
00:52:41It was just chlamydia!
00:52:43Oh, fuck you all!
00:52:45Sounds like she already did.
00:52:47Oh my god.
00:53:04I'm really, really sorry.
00:53:06I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:53:08He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:53:10What does that mean?
00:53:14Shit, my appointment.
00:53:15I gotta go.
00:53:16Sorry.
00:53:21Alright, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:53:26So go ahead and put this on.
00:53:28Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:53:30He?!
00:53:33A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:53:40This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:53:44Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:53:50It's Luke.
00:53:51Luke is a gynecologist.
00:53:53My gynecologist?
00:53:54Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Titty Gentle as it's your first time.
00:53:55Right, my first time.
00:53:56Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:53:57Yes.
00:53:58Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:53:59Nice to meet me?
00:54:00Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:54:01Grind me!
00:54:02Grind me!
00:54:03I mean, the coffee shop.
00:54:04Grind me!
00:54:05Oh, no.
00:54:06He remembers me.
00:54:07So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:54:08Yes.
00:54:09That asshole.
00:54:10That asshole.
00:54:11Yes.
00:54:12Yes.
00:54:13I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use the Dr. Titty Gentle as it's your first
00:54:14time.
00:54:15Right, my first time.
00:54:16Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:18Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:54:19Nice to meet me?
00:54:20Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:54:22Grind me!
00:54:23Grind me!
00:54:24I mean, the coffee shop.
00:54:26Grind me.
00:54:27Oh, no.
00:54:28He remembers me.
00:54:30So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:54:34Yes.
00:54:35That asshole.
00:54:37Yes.
00:54:38I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any
00:54:43kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:54:44I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:54:47I will use a condom.
00:54:50I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:54:52He's not good for you.
00:54:53Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:54:54Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:54:55Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:54:56I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:54:57I'm ready.
00:54:58I think I'm ready.
00:54:59Mike's my boyfriend and, yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's
00:55:10ever really liked me, so.
00:55:11You know what?
00:55:12I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:55:16Let's get started with the breast exam.
00:55:20Breast exam?
00:55:21If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:55:25No, it's- I like it.
00:55:26It's fine.
00:55:27Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back.
00:55:32It's okay.
00:55:33It's okay.
00:55:34It's okay.
00:55:35Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:55:36Stop it.
00:55:37Stop.
00:55:38My head's cold.
00:55:39No, they're perfect.
00:55:40Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:55:41There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:55:43There are no abnormalities.
00:55:44Thank you, Luke.
00:55:45Dr. Miller.
00:55:46That wasn't so bad.
00:55:47Uh, Sophie, can you put your feet up in the store for me?
00:55:48Okay, yes.
00:55:49Okay, yes.
00:55:50I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs.
00:55:54But not performing a pap smear.
00:55:55So, I need you to relax.
00:55:56It's okay.
00:55:57It's okay.
00:55:58It's okay.
00:55:59It's okay.
00:56:00It's okay.
00:56:01It's okay.
00:56:02It's okay.
00:56:03I'm fine.
00:56:04It's okay.
00:56:05I'm fine.
00:56:06I'm fine.
00:56:07You're fine.
00:56:08You're fine.
00:56:09I'm fine.
00:56:10Thank you, Luke.
00:56:12Dr. Miller.
00:56:13That wasn't so bad.
00:56:14Sophie, can you put your feet up in the store for me?
00:56:17Okay, yes.
00:56:18I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs.
00:56:20But not performing a pap smear.
00:56:23So, I need you to relax one more.
00:56:26Alright?
00:56:27You're doing good.
00:56:28I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:56:32orgasms I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your
00:56:46service needs to relax so do you like younger women I mean as your students
00:56:58because you work on campus no my family donated to the clinic a couple years
00:57:04ago or a while ago actually so my great-grandfather's honor I donate a
00:57:09few hours of my time clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:57:15last thing I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs
00:57:19all right relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my
00:57:27gosh
00:57:33I think I just had an orgasm to heat all right he's so noticed oh my god everything
00:57:45looks good no I'm no rallies all right be right back
00:57:56is that a freaking wet spot I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:58:08all right so here's your brick
00:58:15should I bring it to her to the cafe she's my patient
00:58:22Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:58:35speaking of sperm I assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:58:43Luke are you serious you're gonna finger by the doctor who buys coffee from you
00:58:50the Luke Sophie you're a freak so is he like good with his fingers or
00:58:57shut up Everly shit he's so sexy maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:59:05don't worry okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay so
00:59:11come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:59:14I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:59:20why do I even care
00:59:25yo you ready to fork over a grant tonight is that Sophie's boyfriend
00:59:34you're not winning any bet tonight buddy you're dating a nun she's never gonna let you smash I'm
00:59:43calling it dude she's low-key a slut I just can't prove it you will soon
00:59:50you're gonna film her
00:59:54dude you're sick what if she doesn't let you hit
01:00:01a little bit of this and she's gonna go feral
01:00:07yo that 1500 is mine just keep the cameras rolling
01:00:12don't get involved Luke you're just your customer and doctor
01:00:19hey you need to pay
01:00:24fuck my eyes what the fuck where's your fucking friend live before I'm calling
01:00:32cops
01:00:34keep keep Kaylee Avenue apartment 2 I need to get to Sophie
01:00:44the lady
01:00:54nervous why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my
01:01:09freaking gynecologist nervous I'm a little nervous don't be you know my
01:01:20cherries I popped
01:01:25wait what I'm sorry I forgot to start my birth control we have to wait I'm sorry
01:01:32Mike I can't do this you kidding me I'm sorry you were not hot enough to
01:01:39blue ball me for another month like why would you say something like that I'm
01:01:44going home
01:01:50there it's bad
01:01:53the hell you are not until I get something
01:01:59no no
01:02:01stop me stop
01:02:05hey
01:02:07who the fuck invited you
01:02:15listen up dumbass making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you I go to an ivy league asshole if you want her you can have her I could put her
01:02:22plenty of pussy to choose from
01:02:24what what's so funny you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
01:02:29says who you ever study at Miller Hall yeah dr. Luke Miller my family is the biggest donor to the university since
01:02:36ever
01:02:39that means I got the dean on speed dial
01:02:43yeah you just pissed your future away brother
01:02:45wait wait wait wait wait no no no no
01:02:50Says who?
01:02:51You ever study at Miller Hall?
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
01:02:56My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
01:03:00That means I got the dean on speed dial.
01:03:03Yeah, you just pissed your future away, brother.
01:03:06Wait.
01:03:07Wait.
01:03:08Wait.
01:03:09Wait.
01:03:10Wait.
01:03:11Wait.
01:03:12No, no.
01:03:13And you can let your buddy Jake know too.
01:03:14No, no, no.
01:03:15Please, can we talk about this?
01:03:16It was just a joke.
01:03:17Oh, you want to talk?
01:03:18Hey.
01:03:19Hey, come on.
01:03:20Hey.
01:03:21Hey.
01:03:22Hey, come on.
01:03:39She's either really wasted or drugged.
01:03:41Either way, it's not good.
01:03:43You stole me from my date?
01:03:44What gives you the right, you asshole?
01:03:45I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
01:03:48Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
01:03:49I don't have a daddy fetish.
01:03:50How much did you have to drink?
01:03:51I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with just because
01:03:55you shoved a speculum of me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
01:03:56Don't call me Dr. Miller.
01:03:57Don't call me Dr. Miller.
01:03:58Tell me this.
01:03:59Why did you prescribe me birth care?
01:04:00I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with just because
01:04:04you shoved a speculum of me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
01:04:09Don't call me Dr. Miller.
01:04:10Tell me this.
01:04:11Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
01:04:16I was at the bar, alright, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could
01:04:22take your virginity and record it.
01:04:23Wow.
01:04:24I'm an idiot.
01:04:25I'm an idiot.
01:04:26I'm an idiot.
01:04:27I'm an idiot.
01:04:28I'm an idiot.
01:04:29I'm an idiot.
01:04:31I'm an idiot.
01:04:52No.
01:04:53You're an idiot.
01:04:54First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the
01:05:02exam.
01:05:03And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity
01:05:08to a complete asshole.
01:05:10I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
01:05:13Sorry, Soph.
01:05:16So if you want my virginity week, you can have it.
01:05:40Someone clearly wants me.
01:05:42Are you hard right now?
01:06:12Buy lingerie.
01:06:13Check.
01:06:14Bikini wax.
01:06:15Check.
01:06:16Get boyfriend.
01:06:17Check.
01:06:18Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
01:06:24Stop thinking about dick.
01:06:25I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
01:06:27I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
01:06:32Oh, fuck.
01:06:33It's Luke.
01:06:34My favorite customer.
01:06:35Did he hear?
01:06:36Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not Luke's probably
01:06:45really big dick.
01:06:46Morning, Dick.
01:06:47Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with nonfat milk, right?
01:06:52You're perfect.
01:06:54Right?
01:06:55Isn't Sophie just perfect?
01:06:57Mike, I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming.
01:07:00I would've got ready.
01:07:01Oh, don't worry.
01:07:02He's just here for a coffee.
01:07:03No.
01:07:04I'm here to see my girl.
01:07:17Want coffee?
01:07:20Right.
01:07:21Right.
01:07:22Sorry.
01:07:23Oh, my God.
01:07:24Mikey, don't laugh.
01:07:25You're so mean.
01:07:26Go help your girlfriend.
01:07:27All right, all right, all right.
01:07:28I'm sorry.
01:07:29No, baby.
01:07:30You look great.
01:07:31My bad.
01:07:32My bad.
01:07:33My bad.
01:07:34My bad.
01:07:35My bad.
01:07:36Come here.
01:07:37Don't worry about that.
01:07:38I do it all the time.
01:07:40Let me remake your coffee.
01:07:55Right, guy.
01:07:57See, it's my girl.
01:07:58Right, guy.
01:08:04See, it's my girl, my face to wipe.
01:08:07Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
01:08:10Oh, my God.
01:08:12Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
01:08:14She's such a slut.
01:08:15As if someone as hot as him would want her.
01:08:18Yeah.
01:08:19Watch this.
01:08:20Oh, Mikey!
01:08:21Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
01:08:24Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
01:08:27Like making coffee?
01:08:29Or having sex?
01:08:32Tosh, no, come on.
01:08:34Oh, my God!
01:08:36Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
01:08:43So, uh, you're a virgin?
01:08:48Oh, be careful, Mikey.
01:08:51I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
01:08:53Brooke, is it?
01:08:58Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
01:09:00What?
01:09:01I literally don't even know you.
01:09:02Don't be embarrassed.
01:09:03Look, it's just chlamydia this week, connery last month.
01:09:07You should be more careful who you sleep with,
01:09:08especially while you're on the medication.
01:09:10Oh, my God.
01:09:11What?
01:09:13It was just chlamydia!
01:09:16Oh, fuck you all!
01:09:18Sounds like she already did.
01:09:19I'm really, really sorry.
01:09:39I really don't like your boyfriend.
01:09:41He doesn't like my boyfriend?
01:09:43What does that mean?
01:09:47Shit, my appointment.
01:09:47I gotta go.
01:09:48Sorry.
01:09:54All right.
01:09:54We'll have your birth control ready for you
01:09:56after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
01:09:58So, go ahead and put this on.
01:10:01Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
01:10:03He?
01:10:09A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
01:10:13This day could not get any more humiliating.
01:10:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
01:10:23It's Luke.
01:10:24Luke is a gynecologist.
01:10:26My gynecologist?
01:10:27Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Titty Gentle as it's your first time.
01:10:46Right.
01:10:47My first time.
01:10:48Miss Tisdale, is it?
01:10:50Yes.
01:10:51Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
01:10:53Nice to meet me?
01:10:54Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
01:10:56Grind me.
01:10:57I mean, the coffee shop.
01:10:59Grind me.
01:11:01Oh, no.
01:11:02He remembers me.
01:11:04So, you are here looking for a prescription for birth control.
01:11:08Yes.
01:11:08I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any
01:11:13kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
01:11:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
01:11:18I will use a condom.
01:11:21I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
01:11:23He's not good for you.
01:11:24Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
01:11:25Nurse, can you grab me a despectrum, please?
01:11:28Yes, Dr. Miller.
01:11:29I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
01:11:33I'm ready.
01:11:34I think I'm ready.
01:11:36Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's
01:11:39ever really liked me, so...
01:11:40You know what?
01:11:41I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
01:11:46Let's get started with a breast exam.
01:11:50Breast exam?
01:11:52Breast exam?
01:11:53If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
01:11:55No, it's...
01:11:56I like it.
01:11:56It's fine.
01:11:58Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back.
01:12:07It's okay.
01:12:11It's okay.
01:12:13Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
01:12:15Stop it.
01:12:16Stop.
01:12:17Mike.
01:12:18Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:20There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
01:12:25There are no abnormalities.
01:12:28Thank you, Luke.
01:12:32Dr. Miller.
01:12:33That wasn't so bad.
01:12:35Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
01:12:37Okay, yes.
01:12:43I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
01:12:48So, I need you to relax for me.
01:12:53All right?
01:12:54You're doing good.
01:12:56I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
01:13:06All right.
01:13:07I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
01:13:11I'm going to swab on your cervix.
01:13:13I need you to relax for me.
01:13:15So, do you like younger women?
01:13:22I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
01:13:26No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
01:13:32And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at clinic.
01:13:37Oh.
01:13:37Duh.
01:13:38Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
01:13:40Amazing.
01:13:41Last thing.
01:13:43I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
01:13:46All right?
01:13:48Relax for me.
01:13:49You're doing good.
01:13:50His finger's literally inside of me.
01:13:53Oh, my gosh.
01:14:00I think I just had an orgasm.
01:14:04Did he?
01:14:06All right.
01:14:08He's so noticed.
01:14:10Oh, my God.
01:14:11Everything looks good.
01:14:12No hard memoralities.
01:14:14All right?
01:14:16I'll be right back.
01:14:20Is that a freaking wet spot?
01:14:28I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
01:14:35All right.
01:14:36So, here's your break.
01:14:42Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
01:14:45Oh, my God.
01:14:47She's my patient.
01:14:50Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
01:14:59You are so graphic.
01:15:03Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
01:15:07You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
01:15:10Luke.
01:15:11Are you serious?
01:15:13You're going to finger by the...
01:15:14I want to talk to you, buy coffee from you.
01:15:17The Luke.
01:15:19Sophie, you're a freak.
01:15:21So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
01:15:25Shut up, Everly.
01:15:26Shit.
01:15:27He's so sexy.
01:15:29Maybe I should schedule my paps for you.
01:15:31Yeah.
01:15:31Bye.
01:15:32Don't worry.
01:15:33Okay?
01:15:34Tonight's going to be amazing.
01:15:35Okay, Soph?
01:15:37Yes.
01:15:38Come on.
01:15:39Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
01:15:40Like...
01:15:41I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
01:15:50Why do I even care?
01:15:56Yo.
01:15:57You ready to fork over a grant tonight?
01:15:59Is that...
01:16:00Sophie's boyfriend?
01:16:04You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
01:16:07You're dating a nun.
01:16:08She's never going to let you smash.
01:16:10I'm calling it.
01:16:11Dude.
01:16:11She's low-key a slut.
01:16:14I just can't prove it.
01:16:16You will soon.
01:16:19You're going to film her?
01:16:21Yo.
01:16:25Dude, you're sick.
01:16:26What if she doesn't let you hit?
01:16:29A little bit of this.
01:16:31And she's going to go feral.
01:16:33Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
01:16:38Just keep the cameras rolling.
01:16:42Don't get involved, Luke.
01:16:44You're just your customer and doctor.
01:16:48Hey.
01:16:49You need to pay.
01:16:54Fuck!
01:16:54My eyes!
01:16:55What the fuck?
01:16:56Where's your fucking friend live
01:16:57before I call the cops?
01:16:58Kay-Kay-Kay-Kay-Kaylee Avenue, Apartment 2.
01:17:03I need to get to Sophie.
01:17:11The lady.
01:17:28Nervous?
01:17:32Why do I feel less comfortable
01:17:34with my boyfriend
01:17:35than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
01:17:40Nervous?
01:17:42I'm a little nervous.
01:17:44Hey.
01:17:44Don't be.
01:17:46You know my cherries I popped.
01:17:52Wait.
01:17:53What?
01:17:55I'm sorry.
01:17:55I forgot to start my birth control.
01:17:57We have to wait.
01:17:58I'm sorry, Mike.
01:17:59I can't do this.
01:18:03Are you kidding me?
01:18:04I'm sorry.
01:18:05You were not hot enough
01:18:06to blue ball me for another month.
01:18:07Mike, why would you say something like that?
01:18:10I'm going home.
01:18:16There it is.
01:18:17There it is.
01:18:20The hell you are.
01:18:22Not until
01:18:23I get something.
01:18:26No.
01:18:26No.
01:18:27Stop, Mike.
01:18:31Stop.
01:18:33Hey.
01:18:39Who the fuck invited you?
01:18:45Dr. Miller.
01:18:47Hey, Sophie.
01:18:48Hey.
01:18:49Hey, Sophie.
01:18:50Hey.
01:18:52Hey.
01:18:53Hey, can you hear me?
01:18:54Did you take something?
01:18:55What's up, Grandpa?
01:18:56I'm going to the fuck invited you?
01:18:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:01Listen up, dumbass.
01:19:02Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
01:19:05I go to an Ivy League asshole.
01:19:07If you want her, you can have her.
01:19:08I've got plenty of pussy to choose from.
01:19:11What?
01:19:11What's so funny?
01:19:12You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
01:19:14Says who?
01:19:14You ever study in Miller Hall?
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:19I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
01:19:20My family's the biggest donor to the university since ever.
01:19:24That means I got the dean on speed dial.
01:19:28Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
01:19:30Wait.
01:19:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.
01:19:34And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
01:19:36No, no, no, please, can we talk about this?
01:19:38It was just a joke.
01:19:39Oh, you want to talk?
01:19:39Hey, come on.
01:20:03She's either really wasted or drugged, either way, it's not good.
01:20:09You stole me from my date?
01:20:15Gives you the right, you asshole.
01:20:21I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
01:20:24Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
01:20:26I don't have a daddy fetish.
01:20:36What much did you have to drink?
01:20:37I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
01:20:43Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
01:20:47Don't call me Dr. Miller.
01:20:48Tell me this.
01:20:48Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
01:20:56I was at the bar.
01:20:58All right.
01:20:58And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
01:21:10Wow.
01:21:13I'm an idiot.
01:21:15No, you're not an idiot.
01:21:16First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
01:21:26And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
01:21:33I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
01:21:36I'm sorry, Soph.
01:21:45So if you want my virginity, Luke,
01:21:47you can have it.
01:22:03Someone clearly wants me.
01:22:06Are you hard right now?
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