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00:00:00Bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at
00:00:19the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:24just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:33okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really
00:00:42big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:48you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're
00:00:56coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl
00:01:01my coffee right right sorry
00:01:18oh my god Mikey don't laugh you're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:34I'm sorry don't worry about that I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:53right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe
00:02:03thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that
00:02:10she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find
00:02:18someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:25or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:35so uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five clinger right here
00:02:50Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic
00:02:57what I literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just
00:03:01chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with
00:03:05especially while you're on the medication
00:03:06oh my god what
00:03:09sounds like she already did
00:03:16I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:37he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:45all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:54exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:59a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:12good morning miss tisdale
00:04:16it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:23don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me
00:04:30grind me
00:04:40I mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:43oh no he remembers me
00:04:45he remembers me
00:04:47I'm pretty sure we've met a couple times already
00:04:49grind me
00:04:51show we've met a couple times already. Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me. Oh, no.
00:04:59He remembers me. So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control. Yes. That asshole.
00:05:08Yes. I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any
00:05:13kind of unwanted pregnancies, right? I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:16I will use a condom. I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:24Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're... Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:28Yes, Dr. Miller. I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:33I'm ready. I think I'm ready. Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole,
00:05:38but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so... You know what? I'm sorry that I
00:05:42overstepped boundaries there. Uh... Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:50Breast exam? Breast exam?
00:05:53If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:06:02Uh, it's probably easier to be laid back.
00:06:08It's okay.
00:06:12Stop thinking about losing your virginity. Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My head's cold?
00:06:19No, they're perfect.
00:06:21Stop embarrassing yourself. There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:28There are no abnormalities.
00:06:33Thank you, Luke. Dr. Miller. That wasn't so bad.
00:06:38Sophie, can you put your feet up and stir it for me?
00:06:42Okay, yes. I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:57All right? You're doing good.
00:07:00I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:03All right. I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your servants.
00:07:17It means you're relaxing for me.
00:07:18So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:30No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:36So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at clinic.
00:07:41Oh, duh. Now he thinks, you think he's a creep. Amazing.
00:07:46Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:50All right?
00:07:53Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:07:55His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:56Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:08Did he?
00:08:11All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed. Oh, my God.
00:08:15Everything looks good.
00:08:17No abnormalities.
00:08:18All right?
00:08:20Be right back.
00:08:26Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:40All right, so here's your break.
00:08:46Should I bring it sooner to the cafe?
00:08:51She's my patient.
00:08:56Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:04You are so graphic.
00:09:07Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:11You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:15Luke.
00:09:16Are you serious?
00:09:18You got a finger by the eye.
00:09:19I won't talk to you.
00:09:20I'll buy coffee from you.
00:09:21The Luke.
00:09:23Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:24So is he, like, good with his fingers, or...?
00:09:30Shut up, everybody.
00:09:31Shit.
00:09:31He's so sexy.
00:09:33Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:35Okay, bye.
00:09:36Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:39Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:40Okay, Soph?
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:43Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:44Mike.
00:09:49I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:54Why do I even care?
00:10:00Yo.
00:10:01Ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:10:03Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:09You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:11You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:14I'm calling it.
00:10:15Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:21You will soon.
00:10:24They're going to film her?
00:10:25Dude, yo.
00:10:29Dude, you're sick.
00:10:31What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:34A little bit of this.
00:10:36And she's going to go feral.
00:10:40Yeah, that 1500 is mine.
00:10:42Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:44Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:53Hey, you need to pay.
00:10:59Fuck!
00:10:59My eyes!
00:11:00What the fuck?
00:11:01Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:06Cayley Avenue, apartment two.
00:11:08I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:14I need to get to see you.
00:11:15I need to get to see you.
00:11:15I need to get to see you.
00:11:16I need to get to see you.
00:11:17I need to get to see you.
00:11:17I need to get to see you.
00:11:35Nervous?
00:11:37Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:44You nervous?
00:11:47I'm a little nervous.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:51You know how many cherries I popped?
00:11:57Wait.
00:11:58What?
00:12:00I'm sorry.
00:12:01I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:02We're going to have to wait.
00:12:03I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:04I can't do this.
00:12:08Are you kidding me?
00:12:09I'm sorry.
00:12:10You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:12Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:15I'm going home.
00:12:22There it is.
00:12:25The hell you are.
00:12:27Not until I get something.
00:12:30No.
00:12:31No.
00:12:35Stop.
00:12:36Wait.
00:12:36Stop.
00:12:38Wait.
00:12:45Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:50Dr. Miller.
00:12:52Hey, Sophie.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:53Hey, stay with me.
00:12:55Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:02Did you take something?
00:13:04What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:05Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:09Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:10Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:13I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:15If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:16I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:19What?
00:13:19What's so funny?
00:13:20You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:22Says who?
00:13:23You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:27I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:28My family's the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:32That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:36Yeah.
00:13:37You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:38Wait.
00:13:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:41Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:41No, no, no.
00:13:42And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:44No, no, no.
00:13:45Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:46It was just a joke.
00:13:47Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:52Hey.
00:13:54Hey, come in.
00:14:11She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:13Either way, it's not good.
00:14:21You stole me from my date?
00:14:24What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:30I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:33Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:35I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:45How much did you have to drink?
00:14:47I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:51Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:55Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Tell me this.
00:14:57Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:01I was at the bar, all right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could
00:15:12take your virginity and record it.
00:15:15Wow.
00:15:22I'm an idiot.
00:15:24No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:25First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm
00:15:33orgasming during the exam. And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough,
00:15:38I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:42I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:47Sorry, Soph.
00:15:48So if you want my virginity week, you can have it.
00:16:12Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:14Are you hard right now?
00:16:23We're mid-argument.
00:16:26That's so wrong.
00:16:27I'm drunk.
00:16:29I'm taking you home.
00:16:32What are you doing?
00:16:33You're drunk. I'm taking you home.
00:16:34What? No, I can't go home.
00:16:36My roommate's there. I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:39She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:44We're here.
00:16:50Here? Where is here?
00:16:52My place.
00:16:54You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:58If you're comfortable.
00:16:59I want to.
00:17:01I mean, I'm cool. I'm cool with that.
00:17:05But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:08Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:11Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:21You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:37The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:49How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:17:55I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:59Not all tight spaces.
00:18:00Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:04Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:07Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:14Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:18I'm happy.
00:18:28You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:54You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:59I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:03You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:06Wait, you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:13and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:17No, Mrs. Dill.
00:19:21Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:24You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:28You're kind to people.
00:19:31You're beautiful.
00:19:44Who is that?
00:19:47This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:51You have to hide right now, all right?
00:19:53Come on.
00:19:56Luke, are you home?
00:20:03Lukey, come out, come out.
00:20:07Stop playing.
00:20:08I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:11I know you're not on call.
00:20:13Don't say a word.
00:20:19There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:26Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:29She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:33We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:37Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:38What are you doing?
00:20:43What are you doing? You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:47I'm sleeping.
00:20:47I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:57Oh my God.
00:20:58Like what, baby?
00:20:59Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:02Ice cubes?
00:21:03Like call the cops.
00:21:06Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:09Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:10Come on, Lukey.
00:21:13You know you love screwing me.
00:21:20I have someone new in my life.
00:21:24Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:27I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:29And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:32Then I'm gonna call the dean.
00:21:34And I'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:38Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:39No, you can't.
00:21:40One.
00:21:44Two.
00:21:44Fine, fine.
00:21:46I'm leaving.
00:21:49Your loss.
00:21:59Oh my God, Lu.
00:22:14Holy shit.
00:22:17You smell like booze.
00:22:18I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:21What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:26I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:29You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:37You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:56My virginity?
00:22:59Yup.
00:23:00Still intact.
00:23:04Fuck my life.
00:23:06Language, Ms. Tisdale.
00:23:07Jesus.
00:23:08What the hell are you doing?
00:23:12I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:14Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:17What would you have me do?
00:23:19Don't say it.
00:23:19Don't say it.
00:23:20You could join me.
00:23:21Selfie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:36Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:39There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:42I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:04But?
00:24:06But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:08You're my patient for one.
00:24:10In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:13I'm graduating this year.
00:24:16Second?
00:24:19You're a virgin.
00:24:21Ouch.
00:24:21I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:33You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:37But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:43I don't make love.
00:24:44I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards.
00:24:46All right, sweetheart?
00:24:48I'm not that guy.
00:24:54Well, maybe I don't need you to call me, Luke.
00:24:57I'm a big girl.
00:24:57I can handle myself.
00:25:01Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:04I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:11Someone's jealous.
00:25:14Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:25:16To come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:20Because it's cheap.
00:25:33Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:36When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:38You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:45So do it.
00:25:47I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:53Ready?
00:25:53What's that?
00:26:00That's your doctor.
00:26:02I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:03I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:08Sorry, Sue.
00:26:11Are you kidding me?
00:26:12Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:21Continue.
00:26:21You're killing me.
00:26:22So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:27A virgin?
00:26:28A virgin?
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:30I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:38Can you wait?
00:26:39Oh my god.
00:26:39Sophie, no 36-year-old man...
00:26:42I looked at Zazia, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:47He respects you, dummy.
00:26:49Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:51I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:55All the things I'm not.
00:26:56You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:00A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:02And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:04Watch.
00:27:08Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:09No.
00:27:10Can you just order?
00:27:12I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern, but a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:33Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:39What do you want?
00:27:39I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:46I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:51Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina. He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:54Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:02Can you believe it? Sophie's evil.
00:28:06First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:08A slut.
00:28:10Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:12Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke,
00:28:19loser barista?
00:28:21Sophie, you idiot. Of course he was never yours.
00:28:29Sophie, you can have him. You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:33I didn't do this, I swear. I would never.
00:28:36What's going on?
00:28:37Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:39No, I didn't. I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:42Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:45Sophie?
00:28:47I'm calling the police.
00:28:48No, I would never do this. Please.
00:28:50She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:52We need a medic too.
00:28:54I'm a doctor.
00:29:00I'm a doctor.
00:29:12No, no, no, no. I'm fine. I'll just be going.
00:29:29We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:32Never seen him look so angry.
00:29:34Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:35Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:43It was for a friend.
00:29:45You liar. I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:48Let me go. I don't want to press charges.
00:29:51Just a moment.
00:29:52Oh my god.
00:30:05You're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:30:08Luke, please. I can explain. She's not right for you.
00:30:13Breaking into my house. Stealing my pager.
00:30:16That's normal for you, Gina. I get it.
00:30:19But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:22I'm sorry.
00:30:26Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:30She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:33I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:35Stop. Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:38You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:40She's nothing. A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:45You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:48Officer, take her away.
00:30:53Let's go.
00:30:55You bitch!
00:30:56You don't deserve him.
00:30:58Let's go.
00:31:01I knew she was psycho.
00:31:02You couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you to.
00:31:05Shh.
00:31:06Thanks, Ev.
00:31:07Sophie, I'm sorry. I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:10Take the day.
00:31:21Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:31:23Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:24You came just to save me?
00:31:37Of course I did.
00:31:37I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you.
00:31:48So I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:51I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:56Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:59I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:01I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:04I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:08What do you mean?
00:32:09I mean, you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me.
00:32:16What do you see in me?
00:32:20Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:24Entertainment? Sophie, if you were just entertainment, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:29You're just young.
00:32:36I should leave you the hell alone and let you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:39Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:49What do you want?
00:32:55You.
00:32:58Take me seriously.
00:33:02Get in the car.
00:33:04What? To where?
00:33:07Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:09What?
00:33:10Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:19I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:40We're doing both.
00:33:41My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here, the vacation home.
00:33:47Your vacation home?
00:33:49As in you have multiple?
00:33:52Wow.
00:33:53Mr. Millie, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:01And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:04Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:07What the hell?
00:34:09Look, I didn't tell you because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:11The truth is, yes, my family's rich.
00:34:15But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:17We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:19And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:22Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:41Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:43I'm not.
00:34:48Hang on, what even am I to Luke?
00:34:57Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:02Girlfriend?
00:35:04No way.
00:35:05Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:06Manners.
00:35:07Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:12Girlfriend?
00:35:15What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:18Gina?
00:35:20The Dean's daughter?
00:35:20The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:24Ouch.
00:35:26Mother, again,
00:35:28as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:30And my date to the gala.
00:35:32If I have to remind you to an importance in my life again,
00:35:34I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:36Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:41You ungrateful child.
00:35:46If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:49Well, before we go, which room do you keep to Vinci's Dior and Versace?
00:35:52She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:55Fourth floor, third door on your floor.
00:35:59Thank you, Mother.
00:36:00Good to see you.
00:36:07That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:18Your brother has lost it.
00:36:20Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy.
00:36:30Is your mom always so...
00:36:34Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:38That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:41But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients.
00:36:45So I come back every year.
00:36:47You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:48That's sweet.
00:36:49I do.
00:36:50Plus the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:55What does that mean?
00:37:07Luke, you did not.
00:37:08Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:15I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:17That's done.
00:37:17I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:20You said you want all of them.
00:37:22They're yours.
00:37:23I can't accept this.
00:37:31This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:33Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:36Why do you like me?
00:37:40I'm just a college student and you're you.
00:37:45Dr. Trust Fund baby.
00:37:47Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:37:50You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:52I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:57It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:06Of course, it's too late.
00:38:15I'm already falling for you.
00:38:19Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:25Because I want it to be right.
00:38:28I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:34But take it slow.
00:38:36Even though,
00:38:43there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:46Really?
00:38:53Really.
00:39:06Come back here.
00:39:16I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:23Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:25You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:36Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:39Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:40You know, I'm going to get you back for this.
00:39:49Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:03That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:09He dumped my best friend?
00:40:12The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:18not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:22Luke is an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:27Don't worry, mom.
00:40:29I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:33Mm-hmm.
00:40:35That's my girl.
00:40:39Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:42I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:59Holy shit.
00:41:03It's not about being pretty.
00:41:09I just, I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:13I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:16Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:23You're so refreshing.
00:41:26You ready?
00:41:33Wow.
00:41:46She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:47Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:51Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:52Oh, shut up.
00:41:53There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:56If my brother marries this nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:42:03I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:08This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:12Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:17Cheers.
00:42:22Girlfriend?
00:42:24Not for long.
00:42:25Good evening, everyone.
00:42:40Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:46Our first item.
00:42:52An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing iconic volcanic views starting big.
00:43:025,000.
00:43:045,000.
00:43:04Now six.
00:43:0520 to six.
00:43:06Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:07That's pretty good.
00:43:09Can I get the f-
00:43:11No, you need to come quick.
00:43:12My wife's having allergic reaction.
00:43:14You gonna be okay?
00:43:15Go.
00:43:15Come on, let's go.
00:43:25What is it?
00:43:25My throat.
00:43:28Oh, you're not.
00:43:29Breathe.
00:43:30Oh, you're not.
00:43:35Sold.
00:43:36Number 12.
00:43:37$7,000.
00:43:38All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:40Give him a round of applause.
00:43:41Congratulations.
00:43:43Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:47Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:54Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:00What a hussy.
00:44:02Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:04I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:07I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:09I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:14Poor Lukey.
00:44:15She hasn't fooled.
00:44:17Trailer trash skank.
00:44:19Who let her kind in here?
00:44:21I wouldn't do that.
00:44:22I would never.
00:44:24I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:28Really, Sophie?
00:44:28No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:31All right.
00:44:32$500?
00:44:34All right.
00:44:35$500 for the poor girl.
00:44:38She's got student loans.
00:44:40Whatever that means.
00:44:42For a snake.
00:44:42I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:50I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:52No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:54What's wrong with me?
00:44:55I recognize you.
00:44:56You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell is going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:00Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:02Why lower your standards?
00:45:04We're millionaires.
00:45:05She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:14You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:17Motherfucker.
00:45:20$450.
00:45:22$400?
00:45:26Oh, all right.
00:45:28I mean, look, I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:32Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:34I'll help the young lady then.
00:45:38Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:44Sold for $400.
00:45:47Wow, Sophie.
00:45:48Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:00Used goods?
00:46:01That's rich Serena.
00:46:03After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:06Luke, you watch your mouth right now.
00:46:10What was that you're saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:46:13You idiot!
00:46:19Get off the stage.
00:46:21We're leaving.
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:24Stop!
00:46:25You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:28No need, my dear.
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you after all of this.
00:46:36No, but, but, no, no!
00:46:42Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:47You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:50You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:51Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:54How's she recovering from her boobs out?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:01Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:47:03Stephanie?
00:47:04The nanny?
00:47:05No, no, no, no!
00:47:09I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't.
00:47:17You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:47:22university, so you can't touch me. So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:27I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:34Let's go. Get to writing.
00:47:36Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:46Where'd these assholes go?
00:47:47If you didn't have to ruin your charity event for me, I would have been okay.
00:47:51I'd do it a thousand times over. No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:02You alright?
00:48:06What are you looking for?
00:48:16I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:25Right. Okay. Make me an appletini.
00:48:35What?
00:48:35Seriously?
00:48:38Alright, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur. Can we just choose something easier?
00:48:45You suck at being a rich kid. Move.
00:48:51Can you open that? Thank you.
00:48:58Alright, let's just make it simple. Body shots.
00:49:06I've never done that before.
00:49:10Seriously? What do you mean? You're like so old.
00:49:13I was trying to get him to school. I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:20He just said you're hot. Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:23Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:35Holy shit.
00:49:36All right, I got the hang of that.
00:49:59Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:50:01Now or never, Sophie. Go for it.
00:50:03New rule. You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:05Is that so?
00:50:08Then, where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:31I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:49You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:52Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:53Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:51:03Wait, what?
00:51:03Sophie, I went too far. I'm... I'm sorry. I'm...
00:51:07Fuck.
00:51:08Luke, no, no, no. I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:11I want to do this with you. Lose my virginity.
00:51:15Sophie.
00:51:17Don't Sophie me. That's so patronizing.
00:51:19Okay, I'm trying, but I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:27I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life. I'm terrified of that.
00:51:32It's this that hurts me. What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:35What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:38Being together? Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:42I mean, my family sucks. My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:48I mean, of course I want to be with you. But am I right for you?
00:51:53And you really want to take on this much baggage?
00:51:56I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:52:05Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:07I'm calling a cab and going back to campus. I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:11You think you're doing me this favor, but really you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:18Don't follow me.
00:52:25Damn it.
00:52:32Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:41What's the point in talking to me now? You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:56Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:57Nope.
00:52:58Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:02So I've got the hottest girl in the bar. All to myself.
00:53:10What?
00:53:10You heard me. Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:13You're into this? Like you might want to like hook up?
00:53:21Hell yeah I would. Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:25Wow. I'm not unfuckable after all. Maybe it leads to the problem.
00:53:30I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:34Pause.
00:53:36What did you just say?
00:53:37I'm a virgin?
00:53:44She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:46Aw, cute.
00:53:47Excuse me?
00:53:48Too much work.
00:53:50You're probably super clingy too.
00:53:51You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:55Sweetie? I'm a senior.
00:53:57That's even sadder.
00:53:58You were just into me. Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:05You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:07But I'm looking for a fun time, you know?
00:54:10You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:13And...
00:54:16Sorry.
00:54:17What?
00:54:19I'm glad.
00:54:20I'm in this $80,000 dress and I can't even get a stupid horny prat guy to get with me.
00:54:35He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:41Oh, and Luke. Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:45and I guess he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:51You know what?
00:54:57Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:59I'm not the hospital right now, but...
00:55:00Oh, look at me. I'm a fancy ivy league doctor and I'm also hot as fuck.
00:55:05And I just love to lead girls on with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:12Say something, asshole.
00:55:13Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:16So you can what? Not have sex? Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:19I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to not lead me on.
00:55:24Guys? What guys?
00:55:26Did someone do something to you?
00:55:27Of course not. They...
00:55:30They said I was too messy.
00:55:31Too messy and too much.
00:55:34And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:37You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:39I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:43I'm coming to get you. Keep the phone on you, all right?
00:55:56Sophie. Sophie.
00:55:58Hey, wake up.
00:55:59I got you. Come on, man.
00:56:05I got you. Come on, man.
00:56:07Is she?
00:56:25She's fine. She's bottled water in two of these in the morning. I don't know what she drank,
00:56:32but whatever it is, it's gonna hit her hard.
00:56:36Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:46You're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:56Rise and shine, party animal. You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:04You feel like shit.
00:57:06You look like shit, but like a million bucks.
00:57:10So is this a gift from Luke or...?
00:57:12Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:19He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:22But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:23Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:27I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:30I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:33So I've decided...
00:57:36I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:38Huh?
00:57:39Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:42People, guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:52I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:54No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:58:00You're not gonna help me look sexy? Why not?
00:58:02Soph, you are sexy.
00:58:04I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:06Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:08I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:11I'm giving off don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:58:15Soph, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:58:20The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:27Warm me up.
00:58:43Perfect.
00:58:44Having my way when I do it, I just do it, do it, do it.
00:58:51Having my way when I do it, I just do it, do it, do it.
00:58:54Having my way when I do it, I can't do it, let me know.
00:58:59If you can do it, let me know.
00:59:00If you can do it, let me know.
00:59:05Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:07There's no way.
00:59:09That goes off.
00:59:09Yeah, it is.
00:59:11Is that Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:14Dude, the makeover is actually working.
00:59:16Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:17Good.
00:59:18I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:19I mean more.
00:59:26Holy shit.
00:59:27There he is.
00:59:28Are you going to say something?
00:59:32Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:34No, I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:59:41Thanks, babe.
00:59:45You can tell him, beautiful.
00:59:54And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:56A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:00I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:01What the hell's going on here?
01:00:03Stop interrupting, grandpa.
01:00:04The fuck did you just say?
01:00:06One latte, coming right up.
01:00:10And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:12Sophie, what is this?
01:00:14You're dressed different.
01:00:14You're acting different.
01:00:15I don't get it.
01:00:17Whoops.
01:00:18Let me get that for you.
01:00:26So, did you want a coffee?
01:00:27The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:30Sophie, I don't...
01:00:31Is this like a punishment?
01:00:32I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:00:33But it's only yourself with other guys.
01:00:34That's not you.
01:00:35That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:38I gave you a chance.
01:00:39And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:44Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:47They do it on the land fair.
01:00:48You should come.
01:00:50She's got plans.
01:00:52Actually, I don't.
01:00:54My first frat party invite?
01:00:56Wow.
01:00:57This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:00:59We should bring you home, girl.
01:01:01Guy's going to love you.
01:01:02I will.
01:01:03See you tonight.
01:01:06You're not going to that.
01:01:07News flash.
01:01:08You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:09You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:11That's not true.
01:01:12Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:14My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:21Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, all right?
01:01:23If I go to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:30What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:32Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:35Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:37Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:38I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:46Everly, not funny.
01:01:47Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:53If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:55How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:00Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:06Red push-up bra or pink?
01:02:09Red.
01:02:22Get in.
01:02:23Get Sophie safe.
01:02:24Get out.
01:02:26Sophie, you're the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:27It's a sick costume, bro.
01:02:32Right.
01:02:35God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:40Sorry.
01:02:41Rules.
01:02:51Idiot.
01:02:51I have to get to her.
01:02:56Where is it?
01:03:00Stop being shy.
01:03:01You look hot.
01:03:05See?
01:03:08Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:09Why?
01:03:09Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:22No.
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:29I got a hat.
01:03:31I have to get to her.
01:03:32Where is it?
01:03:32I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:45He opened it immediately.
01:03:47He's so whipped.
01:03:49Welcome to the party.
01:03:50I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:56He opened it immediately.
01:03:58He's so whipped.
01:04:00Welcome to the party.
01:04:05Dude, I have his abs.
01:04:10Hell yeah.
01:04:11I know.
01:04:23It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:26So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be.
01:04:36Oh yeah!
01:04:41Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:49Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:54Yeah!
01:04:54Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:00Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:06You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:08Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all, Luke.
01:05:11That's a lie.
01:05:12You talk?
01:05:16Come on, Sophie!
01:05:17Let's play spin the bottle!
01:05:19Coming.
01:05:19My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:22Actually, I'll join.
01:05:24What?
01:05:24No.
01:05:25The motivator!
01:05:26Who's going first?
01:05:37I'll spin.
01:05:39Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:40I hope it lands on me.
01:05:42He seems experienced.
01:05:43What?
01:05:55Fuck.
01:05:57Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:01Roll the roll.
01:06:01As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:04Can we talk like adults?
01:06:20Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:26You know, you dress like this, like it's growing a fucking radio.
01:06:28How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:51What?
01:06:52What?
01:06:53I'm sorry.
01:06:54How about another polygony is?
01:06:56I don't know any other stuff.
01:06:56One color of the new creature.
01:06:59I know a little bit on my head.
01:07:01Hopefully, he's here to start some of the new ones.
01:07:02I'm sorry.
01:07:04And I'll influence him.
01:07:05But I don't think we got this.
01:07:06I'm sorry.
01:07:07I'm sorry.
01:07:07But I'm sorry.
01:07:08I'll do this thing.
01:07:09Look, I'm really not ready.
01:07:10I'm sorry.
01:07:11Bye!
01:07:11Bye!
01:07:12Bye!
01:07:14Bye!
01:07:14Bye!
01:07:17Bye!
01:07:18Bye!
01:07:19Bye!
01:07:19Bye!
01:07:20Bye!
01:07:20Bye!
01:07:20What?
01:07:23Time's up.
01:07:25What were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:28I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:31Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:50So, how was it?
01:07:54Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:57I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:02Sophie?
01:08:11Me?
01:08:12Sophie, come on, him?
01:08:14You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:16Come on, Noah.
01:08:20Okay, so...
01:08:29I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:31What?
01:08:32So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:34So, I'm warning you.
01:08:36You can relax.
01:08:38I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:40Really?
01:08:41But, all the rumors.
01:08:43Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:46Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:50I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:52I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:57I'm so screwed.
01:08:59Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:02They're gonna kill me.
01:09:04No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:06No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:08Wait!
01:09:09I'll help you.
01:09:10How?
01:09:19It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:21Come on, virgin.
01:09:22They're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:27We don't have time.
01:09:28Just come here.
01:09:29You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:33Really?
01:09:34You don't care?
01:09:36No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:39You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:42Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:48I owe you.
01:09:51Noah!
01:09:52Are you in there?
01:09:54Oh, yeah.
01:09:56It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:01Oh, yeah.
01:10:03Alright, that's enough.
01:10:07Selfie!
01:10:08If you open the damn door.
01:10:11Okay, ready?
01:10:12It's working.
01:10:15Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:17He deserves it.
01:10:26What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:43The fuck were you doing him in with him?
01:10:46Well...
01:10:49First I unzipped his pants,
01:10:51and then I saw his cock.
01:10:56I'm a liar.
01:11:01You don't know that.
01:11:06You know you belong to me.
01:11:08Correct.
01:11:26I'm a liar.
01:11:29Yo.
01:11:32Get out.
01:11:43I need his arm.
01:11:45I don't want to.
01:11:49Me too.
01:11:56What?
01:11:57Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:58No.
01:11:59No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:00I'm just kicking myself.
01:12:01I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:04You fucking idiot.
01:12:05You are.
01:12:06You are.
01:12:36I don't want to.
01:12:37I don't want to.
01:12:38I don't want to.
01:12:39I don't want to.
01:12:40I don't want to.
01:12:42Yes, you better take that.
01:12:44Someone better be dying.
01:12:46What's it?
01:12:47Code blue.
01:12:49They are.
01:12:53I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:12:54I have to go.
01:12:58I've been burned too many times.
01:13:00Are we ever going to do this hook?
01:13:02Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:13:08I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:10We are.
01:13:12But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:16You deserve better than that.
01:13:17Better how?
01:13:21You do a passport, right?
01:13:27So, sexy underwear?
01:13:28Check.
01:13:30A jacket?
01:13:31Check.
01:13:32A bikini.
01:13:34Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:35He didn't tell me.
01:13:39Crap, he's here.
01:13:42Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:43Oh my God.
01:13:50No way.
01:13:51This man's insane.
01:13:52He's actually psycho.
01:13:55On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:58Good luck soldier.
01:14:02Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:05He's hot.
01:14:06Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:08It's finally happening.
01:14:09It's finally happening.
01:14:10You look incredible.
01:14:15You look incredible.
01:14:16Huh?
01:14:17You said airport fit.
01:14:18I guess you just look delicious in everyday.
01:14:19I guess you just look delicious in everyday.
01:14:20This is so psychotic.
01:14:21Am I really worth all of this?
01:14:22Yeah.
01:14:23I guess you just look delicious in everyday.
01:14:27This is so psychotic.
01:14:28Am I really worth all this?
01:14:29It's the first times.
01:14:31Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:33No.
01:14:34No.
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01:15:26You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:29It's a hint.
01:15:31Go look at the view, you'll know where we are.
01:15:40Are you crazy?
01:15:42You took me to Paris?
01:15:52Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:54I set up an appointment at Chanel,
01:15:56and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:59Look.
01:16:06You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:08I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:13I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:15Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:24It's finally happening.
01:16:34Finally.
01:16:36I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:48You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:04Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:11Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:17She's all yours?
01:17:19Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:26Yes.
01:17:27We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:30I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:33We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:35Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:36I'm sorry?
01:17:37Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:38I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:51I'm so sorry.
01:17:56I don't know how this happened.
01:17:59I was trying to be safe.
01:18:01Wow.
01:18:02What do you think the odds are?
01:18:04Like, 1.6 in 100?
01:18:07You probably hate me.
01:18:10As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:14Graduation's in a month, and...
01:18:17I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:26Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:34I was...
01:18:35girls.
01:18:44One they say destroyer, what one.
01:18:46You don't include me.
01:18:48Luckily, I would miss you.
01:18:49Two are four.
01:18:50Hands down on questions.
01:18:51Woo!
01:18:52Two are three..
01:18:53I will have to help me.
01:18:55Two are years Grandmstruggles
01:18:57of God25.
01:18:58One is a Haul.
01:18:59The power of God25,
01:19:00From Stray,
01:19:01Three are 17,
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