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00:00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:01:29Hello, Mother.
00:01:31Hello, Philip.
00:01:32¿Te crees que te pensaba que te iba a ir a ir de mi padre?
00:01:36¿Rudiendo? ¿No te crees que es un poco harte?
00:01:40Let's simply call it a vacation, Mother.
00:01:42An American vacation.
00:01:44Nonsense.
00:01:46I know exactly why you're there.
00:01:47You are trying to run away from your royal duty of getting married.
00:01:51Mother, we've been through this.
00:01:53I refuse to spend the rest of my life married to some snobby aristocrat.
00:01:57I want to find a normal girl.
00:02:00Someone who loves me for me.
00:02:02Oh, and just who are you?
00:02:05You are a prince.
00:02:08A prince, whether he likes it or not, is getting married.
00:02:13Jeffrey, please clear Philip's schedule today.
00:02:16He will be having a busy afternoon at the Bel Air Hotel.
00:02:21Busy afternoon?
00:02:23How does she know at the Bel Air Hotel?
00:02:25Oh, the palace.
00:02:28Just sent your itinerary.
00:02:29Oh, oh my goodness.
00:02:32What now?
00:02:34Nineteen bachelorettes.
00:02:36Scheduled back to back in precisely one hour at a hotel bar.
00:02:40And they're all of European aristocracy.
00:02:44Nineteen?
00:02:46Nineteen?
00:02:47She's impossible.
00:02:51Excuse me, sir.
00:02:53Mother wants me to go on a date with these women.
00:02:54I'll do it.
00:02:55But with a catch.
00:02:56I will give you $1,000 for that delightful outfit of yours.
00:03:02Would you prefer his suit or mine?
00:03:03Sir, with all due respect, you look awful.
00:03:22Thank you, Jeffrey.
00:03:23That's the point.
00:03:23The sooner I get rid of these women, the sooner I can find my bride.
00:03:26What's up, girl?
00:03:33Some girl name's Philip.
00:03:36You down to partay?
00:03:38You're Philip?
00:03:40The Prince of Livania?
00:03:42Sorry.
00:03:42Just a little bit.
00:03:44Hi.
00:03:45No, girl.
00:03:46Prince's can't be token.
00:03:48My God, you were repulsive.
00:03:52There's no way you're a Prince.
00:03:56Listen, I've been chilling with my homies on my vacay.
00:04:00Surfing, cruising, sleeping.
00:04:04And I'm most deaf.
00:04:06But we old the Prince.
00:04:11What was that?
00:04:14One down.
00:04:16Eighteen to go.
00:04:18And after university, I went to be with my horses in Scotland.
00:04:23And I couldn't stand all the peasants there.
00:04:26So I moved to Majorca.
00:04:28But I forgot how unsophisticated the Spanish can be.
00:04:33When you become king of Livania, how big will your inheritance be?
00:04:38She has a boyfriend.
00:04:40She has a boyfriend.
00:04:43And speaking of inheritance,
00:04:46what will my bonus structure look like if we get married?
00:04:50How many millions are we talking here?
00:04:54Jeffrey!
00:04:57I suddenly felt the overwhelming urge to wash my hands.
00:05:02Will you excuse me?
00:05:05Jeffrey, no, I'm being normal, Jeffrey.
00:05:07Go to Washington, Douglas.
00:05:08Just don't look your wife.
00:05:18Maggie, can you believe it?
00:05:20I've always dreamed of getting married and it's actually happening?
00:05:22With a dream guy?
00:05:25Doesn't get better than that.
00:05:26Speaking of dream guy, where's Devin?
00:05:30Hmm, I don't know.
00:05:32I was looking for him earlier.
00:05:34Maybe, I think he went outside.
00:05:36He was feeling a little overwhelmed with all the wedding planning.
00:05:40Well, he shouldn't be.
00:05:41And neither should you, boss.
00:05:43Maggie, don't call me boss.
00:05:46You're here as my best friend and maid of honor.
00:05:48Or not an employee, okay?
00:05:50Well, as your best friend,
00:05:52I would like to remind you to look at your giant ring.
00:05:56You are the luckiest girl I know.
00:05:58Your life is a low-key fairy tale.
00:06:00What could possibly go wrong?
00:06:03Okay.
00:06:06Okay.
00:06:16Not here.
00:06:17Anna could see.
00:06:17I thought we'd need somewhere more private.
00:06:19Maybe in the bathroom at 10?
00:06:21Can't wait, babe.
00:06:28Snickle, Michael.
00:06:31Snickle, Michael.
00:06:37Um, I'm so sorry.
00:06:43Did I get you?
00:06:44No, no, I'm fine.
00:06:46Oh, just in case.
00:06:47Take this.
00:06:50Thank you, but it looks really special.
00:06:53That's all right.
00:06:54You're getting married, right?
00:06:56Consider this your something borrowed.
00:06:59And if you get married, you can give it back to me.
00:07:02Whoever it is, he's one lucky man.
00:07:07Thanks.
00:07:07Oh, my God.
00:07:18Oh, I got you.
00:07:24Maybe you're right here.
00:07:25Oh, my God.
00:07:33That's that woman's fiance.
00:07:34Screwing in the loo?
00:07:37What a bastard.
00:07:38If I were her, I'd want to know.
00:07:44Get it, baby.
00:07:45I'm going to get a bike tire.
00:07:47Stop me.
00:07:47Oh, I got you.
00:07:48Get it, baby.
00:07:48You are here.
00:07:49This is cute.
00:07:55I love that.
00:07:57Devin and I are thrilled to have all of you here.
00:08:00I would like to thank my father, Michael, for hosting this engagement party.
00:08:08And, of course, my dearest stepmother, Jessica, and my stepsister, Regina, for making this evening
00:08:13special as well.
00:08:14That's her stepsister.
00:08:15Bloody hell, what a country.
00:08:17We actually have a little surprise for everyone.
00:08:20As you all know, Devin and I love taking our trips.
00:08:23So, I've decided to make a little montage of all of our adventures together.
00:08:28Grace.
00:08:36Hey, there's been a mix-up.
00:08:38I'm a friend of Anna's from university.
00:08:40Could you play this video instead?
00:08:41Sure.
00:08:45Thanks.
00:08:46So much.
00:08:51Get it, baby.
00:08:52Pop me like a bike tire.
00:08:54Pop me.
00:08:54Oh, I got you.
00:08:55I got you.
00:08:55I got you.
00:08:55I got you right here.
00:08:58What the hell is this?
00:09:00Get it, baby.
00:09:01Pop me like a bike tire.
00:09:03Pop me.
00:09:03Oh, I got you.
00:09:04I got you.
00:09:04I got you.
00:09:04I got you right here.
00:09:05Is that Devin?
00:09:07Oh, my God.
00:09:07With her stepsister, Regina?
00:09:09Did she just say bike tire?
00:09:11Oh, what the hell is this?
00:09:15What the hell?
00:09:16Turn it off!
00:09:19Turn it off!
00:09:20I don't know.
00:09:20What have I done?
00:09:25Devin, what is this?
00:09:26You're being an idiot, Anna.
00:09:28You know what's going on.
00:09:29You don't have an explanation, Devin.
00:09:31That bitch set us up and filmed us.
00:09:33Why would I film a sex tape at my own engagement party?
00:09:36You're honestly blaming this on me?
00:09:38Yeah, it is your fault.
00:09:40While you were dreaming about your tacky-ass wedding, I was satisfying your fiancée.
00:09:46At our engagement party?
00:09:48Well, everywhere, actually.
00:09:50Three times in the bathroom.
00:09:52Twice in your bed.
00:09:54Ooh.
00:09:55We actually broke the box spring.
00:09:58Ouch.
00:10:00Babe, are you alright?
00:10:01Anna, you crazy, stupid bitch!
00:10:04What difference does it make?
00:10:06We're going to tell you after the wedding.
00:10:08After the wedding?
00:10:09You need to get married to get your mom's company.
00:10:12Why else do you think I'd marry you?
00:10:14Oh my god.
00:10:16You were using me to get to the company this whole time.
00:10:18What a genius.
00:10:22She finally gets it.
00:10:24Devin and I are engaged to be engaged.
00:10:28We were going to get married as soon as the company was in his name, but now that you guys
00:10:33are over, the venue's already booked.
00:10:35We should probably just take your date.
00:10:36You and your mother are nothing but social-climbing, home-wrecking whores.
00:10:41How dare you?
00:10:42You ungrateful bitch!
00:10:43Anna, don't speak to your mother like that.
00:10:46She is not my mother.
00:10:47Anna, stop!
00:10:48You're making a scene.
00:10:49My mom was dying, and you let this cancer of a woman into our family.
00:10:53I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, huh?
00:10:55Do you spread your legs for money too, Regina?
00:10:58You low-class twat!
00:11:00You take one more step towards me, and I will rip your extensions out of your head and
00:11:06shove those anthers up your ass.
00:11:08Oh yeah?
00:11:08Let's see you do that, you dumb whore!
00:11:12Let's see you do that, you dumb whore!
00:11:17Let me go!
00:11:21I can't!
00:11:22You have way too much fake hair!
00:11:23It's not fake!
00:11:24It's extensions!
00:11:25No one messes with my hair!
00:11:41That's what I think of your cheap fucking dress, you little snowflake!
00:11:53Anna!
00:11:55You know what?
00:11:58I'm glad someone took that video.
00:12:00For two reasons.
00:12:01One, now I know what a cowardly asshole you are.
00:12:05And two, now everyone sees what I've known for years.
00:12:08That you have a micropenis.
00:12:12Oh!
00:12:14Nothing to see here, guys.
00:12:16Please enjoy your drinks, and no, I do not have a micropenis.
00:12:21Oh my god, I'm so stupid.
00:12:37I don't want to talk to you, Devin.
00:12:40Are you okay?
00:12:41Are you okay?
00:12:41I don't want to talk to you, Devin.
00:12:42I don't want to talk to you, Devin.
00:12:51I don't want to talk to you, Devin.
00:12:51I don't want to talk to you, Devin.
00:12:51Let's see.
00:12:52I just lost my fiancé, my company, and my entire family in front of everyone I know.
00:12:58So no.
00:12:59I'm not okay.
00:13:00If it's any condolence, he did have a rather small penis.
00:13:08I like your shirt.
00:13:11It's fun in a cheesy sort of way.
00:13:15You look like a tourist.
00:13:17She thinks I'm a tourist in a cheesy shirt?
00:13:19God, I love being treated like a normal person.
00:13:22I'm Anna.
00:13:23My name is Philip Bucky...
00:13:26Buck.
00:13:27Just plain old Philip Buck.
00:13:30Better not tell her I'm a prince.
00:13:32That'll ruin it for sure.
00:13:33Actually, I owe you an apology.
00:13:36What do you possibly have to apologize for?
00:13:39You didn't fuck my stepsister in a bathroom.
00:13:43I took the video.
00:13:46Oh.
00:13:50Wow.
00:13:59Well...
00:14:00If it wasn't for that video, I'd still be marrying an asshole.
00:14:04So...
00:14:04I guess I should be thanking you.
00:14:08You're my knight in shining armor.
00:14:10I'm here to serve.
00:14:11Here to serve?
00:14:13What, are you like royalty or something?
00:14:15No, no.
00:14:16No, I'm just a normal, normal guy visiting from a small European country called Lavinia.
00:14:27Lavinia?
00:14:28Never heard of it.
00:14:30Oh my god, she has no clue who I am.
00:14:31And she's nice to me.
00:14:33Just because.
00:14:34Well, Philip of Lavinia, welcome to the United States.
00:14:39And if you ever need a favor while you're out here, I owe you one.
00:14:44Oh, hey.
00:14:50Here, let me...
00:14:51Anna!
00:14:52Anna!
00:14:53Anna!
00:14:54Anna!
00:14:55What the fuck?
00:15:00What are you doing?
00:15:03Pardon?
00:15:04You heard me, dipshit.
00:15:06Yesterday, me and my fiancé.
00:15:07I don't think this young woman is your fiancé anymore.
00:15:13Anna, please come back to the party.
00:15:16You're making a scene.
00:15:18I'm making a scene?
00:15:19What about your sex tape, Devin?
00:15:21I'm fucking your sister.
00:15:25So what?
00:15:25You and I can still get married.
00:15:27What we have is a business deal.
00:15:30You said you loved me.
00:15:32Boo-hoo.
00:15:33Get over it.
00:15:35I lied.
00:15:35So what?
00:15:37You leave me and you lose everything, including the company.
00:15:42Is that what you want?
00:15:43I will never marry you.
00:15:45You'll regret it.
00:15:47I mean, look at you.
00:15:48You'll use goods anyways.
00:15:49Who would even want you?
00:15:53Leave.
00:15:56You heard her.
00:15:57Leave.
00:15:58What are you going to do about it?
00:16:00Pussy-ass bitch!
00:16:07That!
00:16:10Phillip!
00:16:11Cutie!
00:16:12Oh, goodness, no.
00:16:13Where have you been?
00:16:15Phillip, how could you leave me like that?
00:16:17Wait until I tell your mother.
00:16:19My mother.
00:16:20You are a prince.
00:16:22A prince, whether he likes it or not, is getting married.
00:16:26I may need a favor.
00:16:28Sorry.
00:16:29Who the hell is this skank?
00:16:36This is Anna.
00:16:37My fiancé.
00:16:39Fiancé?
00:16:40You're engaged to a civilian?
00:16:42Fuck.
00:16:43The royal family will be livid when they hear about this.
00:16:49Engaged?
00:16:50Shit.
00:16:51What the fuck?
00:16:53Yes!
00:16:53Hey, hey, get up!
00:16:55What the fuck?
00:16:55Get your hands off of me!
00:16:57Get off of me!
00:16:57You know what I can see is worth?
00:16:59I'm going to get you with your body.
00:17:01Get off of me!
00:17:02Excuse me, sir.
00:17:04Everything's been taken care of.
00:17:06Are those your bodyguards?
00:17:10Who are you?
00:17:11No.
00:17:13Thank you, sir.
00:17:15And please extend my gratitude to the manager.
00:17:17Your response time was fantastic.
00:17:20You may go about your security hotel business.
00:17:25Thank you.
00:17:26Have a great day.
00:17:27God, the security in this hotel is the best.
00:17:35I feel so safe.
00:17:37What was all that about the royal family will be furious?
00:17:41Are you a secret prince or something?
00:17:44No.
00:17:45No, I'm a gardener.
00:17:48For the Lavinian royal family.
00:17:51For the mansion.
00:17:53Here in LA.
00:17:54What about all that stuff about your mom?
00:17:57It's going to be so mad.
00:17:58Oh, that's because my mother's trying to set me up on a date.
00:18:01She wants me to be with a European woman.
00:18:03And she would be livid if I were to marry an American woman.
00:18:08Sounds like you need to marry someone to get your mom off your back.
00:18:12And you need to marry someone to gain control of your company.
00:18:20Do you want to get married?
00:18:24On behalf of the power vested in me by the state of California.
00:18:32Sir.
00:18:33I know.
00:18:33I must protest.
00:18:35You cannot marry a stranger.
00:18:38Your wife must be prepared for the very important job.
00:18:43Who is this?
00:18:44This.
00:18:45Uncle.
00:18:46My uncle.
00:18:47It's Uncle Jeffrey.
00:18:48Uncle Jeffrey.
00:18:49Calm down.
00:18:50She has no idea if I'm a prince.
00:18:52She's perfect.
00:18:55I am so sorry.
00:18:57Um, please continue.
00:19:00I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:19:07This is the part we kiss.
00:19:10Oh.
00:19:10Oh.
00:19:10Um, maybe a high five?
00:19:21Well, we're married.
00:19:23That's a farce.
00:19:24Yeah, America does some things pretty well.
00:19:27Like, quickie weddings.
00:19:28Oh, my lord, it's you.
00:19:30I'd know your face anywhere.
00:19:31Oh, I can't believe it's you.
00:19:33Oh, it's you.
00:19:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:40Is she okay?
00:19:41I'm sure she's vile.
00:19:42Jeffrey has her.
00:19:43What?
00:19:44Well, what did she say, though?
00:19:45Why did she say she knew your face?
00:19:47Shit.
00:19:49Old women.
00:19:50They get confused easily.
00:19:51Shall we?
00:19:52OK.
00:19:53OK.
00:19:55The prince of Lavinia.
00:19:57I, I just thought the women's.
00:19:59Oh, I don't know.
00:20:00I think you just hit your head.
00:20:01Oh, wow, I have been a royal watcher all my life. I know that it was him.
00:20:06Oh, but, um, it was the prince.
00:20:09But he's undercover as a civilian because he's on a secret mission.
00:20:16His life is at least.
00:20:18Your allegiance to the queen is appreciated.
00:20:22Oh, fascinating.
00:20:24Why, you can count on me, of course, to keep your secrets.
00:20:28Oh, yes.
00:20:29Your very hands.
00:20:37So, partners?
00:20:41Partners. Now fight against our families.
00:20:44Whatever they may bring.
00:20:46Oh, uh, put your number in.
00:20:48I might need you in the next coming days.
00:20:50Things will get a little bumpy.
00:20:53Will we be tearing out more hair extensions?
00:20:55Hopefully not, but you never know.
00:20:59I can't believe you just married a complete stranger.
00:21:09I can't believe you married a stranger.
00:21:10She's an American.
00:21:12Lavinia, is that even a real place? He could be making it up.
00:21:15She's probably a drug dealer for all we know.
00:21:17Did you know that 60% of Americans sell drugs?
00:21:20He could be a serial killer.
00:21:23He's not a serial killer.
00:21:25He's actually very charming.
00:21:26And hot.
00:21:27The best serial killers always are.
00:21:29True.
00:21:30But seriously, he's totally just a normal guy.
00:21:33You've just ended an engagement.
00:21:35You can't go falling for some rando because he has an accent.
00:21:38I'm not.
00:21:39It's just business.
00:21:40She's not a drug dealer, Geoffrey.
00:21:44She's lovely.
00:21:52She'll make a great princess.
00:21:54Princess?
00:21:55Sir, you said this was a business deal.
00:21:58You can't actually be serious about this marriage.
00:22:03I'm a prince, Geoffrey.
00:22:05I'm allowed to change my mind.
00:22:09Mummy and Daddy own a small home here, don't they?
00:22:12Call the movers.
00:22:22I like the mansion, Geoffrey.
00:22:24But we're going to need a bigger garden.
00:22:27I'm a gardener, after all.
00:22:30I'll call a landscaper, sir.
00:22:32Yes.
00:22:33Oh, that's so good.
00:22:35Let's get started.
00:22:40Anna?
00:22:41The lawyer says the contract's ready.
00:22:43Are you sure you don't want me to go with you to meet your family?
00:22:47I just don't want you to go alone.
00:22:50I won't be alone.
00:22:51That's what fake husbands are for.
00:23:03Please leave your message after the tone.
00:23:10Hi.
00:23:11Philip, it's Anna.
00:23:13I needed your help this morning, so call me back whenever you get the chance.
00:23:17You know what?
00:23:19Uh, forget that.
00:23:22I'll come to you.
00:23:22I'll get you three suits by Friday.
00:23:46Brilliant.
00:23:48Thank you, Gustav.
00:23:49I know you're busy with your runaway show.
00:23:51Anything for the prince?
00:23:53Your Highness, there is a woman here to see you.
00:23:55She says her name is Anna.
00:23:56Tell her to meet me in the garden.
00:23:59What?
00:23:59The finish line, Gustav?
00:24:00Oh, my God.
00:24:12He's so hot.
00:24:17Excuse me.
00:24:18I'm looking for my husband.
00:24:20It was a pleasant surprise.
00:24:21I'm sorry I didn't, uh, dress for the occasion.
00:24:24No, it's fine.
00:24:25You're hot.
00:24:26It's hot outside today, and if you don't...
00:24:30You don't need one.
00:24:32Stop staring at his chest.
00:24:35So many muscles.
00:24:37So, um, how did you become the royal gardener?
00:24:40Well, um, my mother was a maid here.
00:24:45They offered me the job because the royal family was building their vacation home here
00:24:51for the wintertime.
00:24:52Your Highness.
00:24:56Highness?
00:24:58It's a joke.
00:24:58We all like to joke around here, and we say Your Highness to each other.
00:25:02Oh!
00:25:03Cute!
00:25:06Your Highness.
00:25:09Your Highness.
00:25:10I came here because, uh, I actually needed your help with something.
00:25:17You might need a shirt for this.
00:25:18Good morning, family.
00:25:30What are you doing here?
00:25:32Shouldn't you be alone, contemplating your celibacy and drowning in your own tears?
00:25:36I came to discuss company affairs, actually.
00:25:40That's from my lawyer.
00:25:42He'll be handling my contract for my transition as CEO.
00:25:45It doesn't matter what lawyer you hire, Anna.
00:25:47Now that you're no longer engaged, you can't be a CEO.
00:25:50No marriage, no company.
00:25:52I'll be acting CEO.
00:25:54I don't make the bylaws.
00:25:56I just enforce them.
00:25:57Thanks for being so concerned about me, Dad.
00:25:59But actually, things are changing.
00:26:02Really?
00:26:02Because you still look pathetic.
00:26:05I got married.
00:26:06What?
00:26:06Excuse me?
00:26:07I got married.
00:26:09And now I meet the insanely old-fashioned requirement that the company bylaws state
00:26:12that a woman must be married in order to inherit the company.
00:26:16So it's mine.
00:26:17She's bluffing.
00:26:19Marriage license.
00:26:20Court stamped.
00:26:21Oh, and a copy of the bylaws just in case you need to brush up.
00:26:24All legal requirements for me to get the company.
00:26:26You can beg all these.
00:26:28You can't prove any of these are real.
00:26:30Yeah, I thought you guys might say that.
00:26:32Come on in, sweetheart.
00:26:43Family.
00:26:44Meet my husband.
00:26:46Yeah, that's right.
00:26:48This is my husband.
00:26:49We got married yesterday.
00:26:51How is that possible?
00:26:52Is this a joke?
00:26:53This is the fucking weirdo from the party.
00:26:56How much did you pay him?
00:26:57Anna, you're acting like a petulant child.
00:27:00Cut the nonsense and start acting like a real member of this family.
00:27:03Your daughter is the most genuine person in this room.
00:27:08A real father wouldn't talk to his daughter like that.
00:27:10A real sister wouldn't sleep with his sister's fiance.
00:27:13You should all be ashamed.
00:27:16Daddy, are you going to let this asshole talk to me like that?
00:27:18Who the hell do you think you are, coming into this house talking to me like that?
00:27:23Anna, you don't know the first thing about this person.
00:27:26She's calling us, Michael.
00:27:29Look at him.
00:27:30He's covered in dirt.
00:27:31He's clearly some bum off the street.
00:27:33He's not a bum.
00:27:34Really?
00:27:35Then who the fuck is he?
00:27:37If I'm going to have a brother-in-law that smells like manure, might as well know his name.
00:27:41My name?
00:27:43My name is...
00:27:46Answer us.
00:27:47Who are you?
00:27:50Who am I?
00:27:52Well, I'm Philip Buck.
00:27:55And what exactly do you do, Philip Buck?
00:27:57I got a part-time job as a gardener at the Lavinian Royal Mansion in L.A.
00:28:02Are you fucking kidding me?
00:28:04He's a gardener?
00:28:05Ew, he's poor and dirty.
00:28:07Why would royalty thousands of miles away need to hire a part-time gardener here?
00:28:12Because.
00:28:15Because the royal family will be here visiting.
00:28:18I don't give a shit who you work for.
00:28:21No one speaks to us that way.
00:28:23Yeah.
00:28:23Get the fuck out, peasant, and take your hoe with you.
00:28:26Oh, no.
00:28:27Well, this has been lovely, family.
00:28:31See you at the office.
00:28:45I thought this was about business.
00:28:47It's not for their benefits.
00:28:48Oh, my.
00:28:49A little bit of both.
00:28:52No one's ever defended me from my family.
00:28:54So, thank you.
00:28:56I'm your husband.
00:28:58It's my job.
00:28:59Are they still watching?
00:29:01Come on.
00:29:02Let's go.
00:29:05That bitch.
00:29:06Who the hell does Anna think she is?
00:29:08Marrying some gardener?
00:29:10I mean, if you shovel shit for a prince, it's still shit.
00:29:12Speaking of the royal family, I have an idea.
00:29:18Regina, darling, how would you like to be a princess?
00:29:22Mom, are you on pills again?
00:29:25What are you talking about?
00:29:26The Lavinia royal family has a son.
00:29:29A bachelor who needs a wife.
00:29:31I think you should marry the prince.
00:29:33Mommy, I can't break up with Devin.
00:29:35You idiot.
00:29:36Devin owns a company.
00:29:38The prince owns a country.
00:29:39Thank you for the ride.
00:29:47Come here, of course.
00:29:48Philip!
00:29:49Jesus!
00:29:51Why is he always following us everywhere?
00:29:53Um, Jeffrey.
00:29:55Jeffrey, you see, in our country, Jeffrey is a poor farmer.
00:30:03And after his wife died in a tragic, milking accident,
00:30:08well, he was never quite the same again.
00:30:10Oh, how sad.
00:30:12Yes.
00:30:13And after Aunt Bessie's death, he didn't want to speak
00:30:18or leave the house.
00:30:20So that is why I decided to bring him with me
00:30:22to see America and the world before he dies.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:29Is he dying?
00:30:32No!
00:30:35But he will.
00:30:37One day.
00:30:38But that is why he's with me.
00:30:39Because of death.
00:30:45Philip!
00:30:46I'm going to take you somewhere.
00:30:49And I guess Jeffrey can come, too.
00:30:52Where are we going?
00:30:54To clean you up.
00:30:55Don't get me wrong.
00:30:56You're cute and all.
00:30:57But if you're going to be my husband
00:30:58and come into the office,
00:31:01you're going to need a suit.
00:31:09Gustav, the designer who owns the store,
00:31:11dresses my family.
00:31:12I have to get out of here.
00:31:13Anna, you don't have to do this.
00:31:16These suits, they're probably very expensive.
00:31:19No, no, no.
00:31:20It's my gift to you for all your help.
00:31:21Oh, I mean...
00:31:22It's my gift.
00:31:26Oh, God.
00:31:27Oh, God.
00:31:28That's Gustav.
00:31:29The designer.
00:31:31Welcome.
00:31:32Good to see you again.
00:31:35Again?
00:31:36It's that joke, you know, when famous people,
00:31:49they meet so many people,
00:31:50and they just say that to everyone,
00:31:52you know, see you again, yeah.
00:31:54It's not that joke.
00:31:55No.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:59Anyway, it's my husband and I's first time here.
00:32:02Oh.
00:32:03Sorry, I must have confused your husband
00:32:05with someone else.
00:32:08What can I do for you today?
00:32:10We need a suit.
00:32:11Do you know your vegetables?
00:32:12No need.
00:32:12I got them.
00:32:13I mean, I can look at him
00:32:16and tell what they are.
00:32:18Anything looks good on a print.
00:32:23Print model.
00:32:25We got a body, just like a print model.
00:32:30He's 10.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:32I'll pull some things.
00:32:33I love these.
00:32:56I'm going to get the blue one
00:32:58and the green one.
00:33:01Holy shit.
00:33:02$100,000 for one jacket?
00:33:06You know, I think I'm going to see
00:33:07if he has another shirt for this.
00:33:10Okay.
00:33:12Bizarre.
00:33:14Have the, um,
00:33:16little card on file?
00:33:18Yeah.
00:33:19I don't believe it.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:22Great.
00:33:24Oh, by the way,
00:33:25I forgot to mention that this week
00:33:27is our annual sale.
00:33:29These suits, 90% off.
00:33:3190% off an original Gustav piece.
00:33:34Wow, thank you so much.
00:33:35No, take them all.
00:33:37All of them?
00:33:37Mm-hmm.
00:33:39And the pink one for Jeffrey.
00:33:41Ah.
00:33:41Beautiful.
00:33:45Impeccable taste.
00:33:47Miss Reince.
00:33:47Oh, my God.
00:33:54Thank you.
00:33:56No one's ever taken me shopping before.
00:33:58A white lie never hurts.
00:33:59Nothing but the best for my fake husband.
00:34:03It looks amazing.
00:34:05Almost like it was custom made for you.
00:34:06Mm-hmm.
00:34:09Time to go.
00:34:10Oh, okay.
00:34:11This must be the Lavinian royal palace.
00:34:28Ooh, sharp suit.
00:34:30That must be the prince.
00:34:32Get ready to meet your future wife.
00:34:34Hi.
00:34:35Hi.
00:34:38Hi.
00:34:38Oh, my God.
00:34:43Your suit is so smooth.
00:34:46Is that silk?
00:34:47It's wool, madam.
00:34:49From Lavinian sheep.
00:34:51Oh, my God.
00:34:53Your sheep are so soft.
00:34:55I just want to run my hands all over them.
00:34:58Well, thank you.
00:35:01Who are you?
00:35:02Oh, OMG.
00:35:04I just got lost driving up to this big, big mansion.
00:35:12Oh, it's so breezy up here.
00:35:14Ooh, I'm so cold.
00:35:17Will you hold me?
00:35:19Oh, oh, oh.
00:35:20Oh, my God.
00:35:21You're so warm.
00:35:23Oh, my God.
00:35:23A big, strong, warm man.
00:35:27Here you are.
00:35:28It's like paint or something.
00:35:31Oh, God bless him.
00:35:38Oh, my God.
00:35:44Is that Regina?
00:35:48Sorry to interrupt your make-out session.
00:35:51Why?
00:35:52Are you jealous that the prince is totally in love with me?
00:35:56Looks like I'm going to be your new boss, Gardner boy.
00:35:58Isn't that right, your majesty?
00:36:02She thinks my butler is the prince.
00:36:05Regina, I regret to inform you that Gregory here is not the prince.
00:36:10He's the butler.
00:36:12What?
00:36:13Gross, the butler!
00:36:17Ew, I'm just so reserved for myself.
00:36:20I don't know.
00:36:21Sir, if I may apologize for-
00:36:23Please, Gregory, no need.
00:36:25But, um, you may want to wash your face.
00:36:29Hmm.
00:36:30With pleasure.
00:36:32I'm sure I can-
00:36:33Philip, I was wondering if maybe we could get some alone time?
00:36:48Just the two of us.
00:36:50Maybe dinner?
00:36:52I would love that.
00:36:57No, I didn't.
00:36:59Um, this is delicious.
00:37:01I-I-I don't even know how I'm going to finish the portions here.
00:37:04I'll figure it in my head.
00:37:04Yeah, if I have to bring you here every week to keep you as my husband, I will.
00:37:08So, but-
00:37:09Okay.
00:37:10What is that stench?
00:37:13Congratulations are in order on your sham of a marriage.
00:37:16Excuse me, I'm trying to have dinner with my wife.
00:37:20She can put you in a fancy suit all she wants, but it doesn't disguise the fact that you're a broke ass.
00:37:25Soy, boy.
00:37:27Little does he know, I own a country.
00:37:29How much are you paying him, Anna?
00:37:30Do you pay him extra to fuck you?
00:37:32Ask yourself.
00:37:33You would know the rain.
00:37:35What is she talking about?
00:37:36Nothing.
00:37:37She's high on the fumes from her gardener's pesticides.
00:37:42Here is the beer, sir.
00:37:43Oh, no, don't.
00:37:46It's on me.
00:37:48Oh, wait.
00:37:49I don't have a wallet.
00:37:50I never have.
00:37:52Someone always pays for me.
00:37:53Shit.
00:37:54Let me guess.
00:37:55You forgot your wallet.
00:37:58I seem to have forgotten my wallet.
00:38:00Halt it.
00:38:01He can't afford to tip the valet, let alone pay for a meal.
00:38:05Would you come to a five-star hotel or restaurant if you can't even afford it?
00:38:09It's fine.
00:38:10I can just pay for it.
00:38:11I can absolutely pay.
00:38:12It's just a...
00:38:13Sir, give me a card and pay.
00:38:16Look, sir.
00:38:16I have five other tables of paying customers.
00:38:19I don't have time to deal with a cold artist.
00:38:22Okay.
00:38:23Well, call the police.
00:38:24Sir, is that Prince of Lavinia?
00:38:27I had the privilege of hosting his family last summer.
00:38:32Is there a problem here?
00:38:34Sir, this dumb won't pay.
00:38:37He's lying and telling he doesn't have a wallet.
00:38:39Of course he doesn't have a wallet.
00:38:41He doesn't need one.
00:38:42We don't treat our own guests like that.
00:38:44You're fire!
00:38:44Monsieur Patrick.
00:38:45No, no, no.
00:38:46Fire!
00:38:46I treat!
00:38:47I mean, sir.
00:38:56Of course, you don't have to pay things.
00:38:58We're so honored to have you here.
00:38:59Honored?
00:39:00What the fuck?
00:39:01Is there anything else I can do for you?
00:39:02Um, yes.
00:39:03Actually, there's a little problem.
00:39:05I was hoping to have a private dinner with my wife.
00:39:09Oh, have these two been harassing?
00:39:11Unfortunately.
00:39:12Seriously?
00:39:13What the hell?
00:39:14Of course, the dinner will be on the house.
00:39:16Have some dessert.
00:39:17The cream will be on.
00:39:18Money.
00:39:20As for this riffraff, I will escort them outside.
00:39:25Myself?
00:39:25I am not.
00:39:26Get your hands off me.
00:39:27Do you fucking know who I am?
00:39:29You do.
00:39:30Come on, the macator.
00:39:31House.
00:39:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:39:35About the check.
00:39:42Thank you for wanting to treat me.
00:39:44But I'm assuming the gardener job doesn't pay much.
00:39:47Wouldn't you like a job that pays more?
00:39:50I've never had a real job.
00:39:52What kind of job?
00:39:53What if you worked for me?
00:39:55As my assistant?
00:39:56So I would get to see you at work, too?
00:40:00I would love that.
00:40:01Good.
00:40:02You're hired.
00:40:03Oh.
00:40:04And I was thinking to, you know, sell the marriage, maybe we should move in together.
00:40:08I could move into your place.
00:40:10She can't move into the mansion.
00:40:11She'll know I'm a prince.
00:40:13Yes.
00:40:14Except my home, it's rather small.
00:40:17I don't mind.
00:40:17It's a shed.
00:40:20I live in a shed.
00:40:22It's a royal shed.
00:40:23But it's...
00:40:24Perhaps you have more space in your home.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:27It's settled then.
00:40:29You're moving in with me.
00:40:30Everything changes, every which you're in me.
00:40:39You've got to hold on to what you need.
00:40:42And if I hide myself away, how could I go all the way?
00:40:49We can trust each other, always make things right.
00:40:54You can't do this, Anna.
00:41:16You can't lose yourself in some guy just because he has an accent.
00:41:23I got carried away.
00:41:24I'm sorry.
00:41:26I can't afford any distractions right now.
00:41:29I'm trying to get the company.
00:41:31Right.
00:41:32Which reminds me, I have work to do.
00:41:36Great.
00:41:37Then you should do what you have to do.
00:41:39But it's been a long day, so I'm going to open the shower.
00:41:52What are you doing, Anna?
00:41:55You like him.
00:41:56Tell him.
00:42:00Hey, Philip.
00:42:01I was just wondering if Italian was okay for dinner.
00:42:02Oh, uh...
00:42:03Oh, my God.
00:42:07I'm so sorry.
00:42:08No, no, no, I'm not.
00:42:10I'm all sorry.
00:42:11Oh, my God.
00:42:12He's gorgeous.
00:42:14What was it you wanted to talk to me about?
00:42:15I was just wondering if Italian was okay for dinner.
00:42:18Great.
00:42:18I'm so okay.
00:42:19I'm so sorry for having you.
00:42:20Oh, my God.
00:42:25Oh, my God.
00:42:26Porsche de la nace has never tasted this good, and I've had it in Rome.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:30Why is it so good?
00:42:31¿Por qué?
00:42:32Porque lo hice.
00:42:33Ok.
00:42:34Entonces, Ana es el secreto ingrediente.
00:42:36No.
00:42:37No.
00:42:38No he nunca conocido a alguien como tú antes.
00:42:41¿Qué significa?
00:42:43Genuine,
00:42:44kind,
00:42:46excited about little stuff.
00:42:48Como rearranging furniture,
00:42:50¿sabes?
00:42:51No.
00:42:52No.
00:42:53¿Estás seguro de eso?
00:42:55No, no.
00:42:56No, no.
00:42:57No, no.
00:42:58No, no.
00:42:59Encursar.
00:43:02No, no, no.
00:43:03No, no.
00:43:04No, no, no.
00:43:06No, no.
00:43:07Lo que melon para ti.
00:43:08No, no, no.
00:43:09No, no.:
00:43:10No, no, justamente.
00:43:12Propongo que no.
00:43:13No.
00:43:14No, no.
00:43:15Me jer Started muy bien en lo que gusta.
00:43:16Profongo que pistará de hecho adquirir.
00:43:18Los mamúltiños.
00:43:19Ad которые Janet.
00:43:20Compongo que tenemos.
00:43:21¿EstoyINDid.
00:43:23Bueno,
00:43:25mi padre stand.
00:43:26restore solution.
00:43:28Regina es miserable.
00:43:30She is.
00:43:31No es suficiente para que mi padre y mi familia.
00:43:34Ahora ella quiere tomar mi madre.
00:43:35Es todo lo que tengo.
00:43:40Ana.
00:43:41Estoy muy triste por lo que has estado pasando.
00:43:45Pero tengo que decir.
00:43:47Es no lo que tienes.
00:43:49Y además.
00:43:51Tú tienes me ahora.
00:43:58La verdad.
00:44:14Jeffrey.
00:44:15Sir, I mean this with all due respect.
00:44:17But where the hell are you?
00:44:21I've moved in with Ana.
00:44:22But who real house?
00:44:24Sir, you can't.
00:44:26I think it's called a duplex.
00:44:29And guess what?
00:44:30I'm going to be working for Ana.
00:44:32As your assistant.
00:44:32I'm going to have a real job, Jeffrey.
00:44:34Just like you.
00:44:35Just like a civilian.
00:44:36You want?
00:44:38A prince cannot be an assistant.
00:44:43If you keep this up,
00:44:45I won't have a job much longer.
00:44:47You can't take that job.
00:44:49You must keep up your princely image.
00:44:53Calm down.
00:44:55You're going to give yourself a heart attack.
00:44:56Just trust me.
00:45:05Paul?
00:45:06This is Ana's new assistant, Philip.
00:45:08I'm Philip Buck.
00:45:09It's nice to meet you.
00:45:13Who the hell's an assistant still at your age?
00:45:15Only losers.
00:45:16I said, my name is Philip.
00:45:18Yeah, I don't need to know your name.
00:45:19Because I am going to get you fired by the end of the day.
00:45:23I think I might be able to do it by lunchtime.
00:45:27Now, I am going to need 80 copies of this bound, collated, and in reverse numerical order.
00:45:33Good luck, pretty boy.
00:45:35I am also going to need a four-shot oat milk caramel macchiato half decaf with three pumps of sugar-free vanilla and just a dusting of dark cacao.
00:45:44Chop, chop, chop, bitch.
00:45:52You can't?
00:45:54Shit.
00:45:54It's funny how just a pretty accent can land somebody in an office job these days.
00:46:07I'm so sorry.
00:46:08I seem to be having trouble with the printer.
00:46:10Oh.
00:46:10Would you help me?
00:46:11But you're doing such a good job.
00:46:16Can anyone help me?
00:46:24I need help.
00:46:25Now.
00:46:33Thank you, Jeffrey.
00:46:34You're a miracle.
00:46:34It wasn't my finest work, but in a peach.
00:46:38You do.
00:46:38Yes, thank you.
00:46:39Thank you.
00:46:41Here we are.
00:46:4580 presentation documents, bound and ready for the board meeting.
00:46:48Son of a bitch.
00:46:49How the hell did you pull that off?
00:46:51You're welcome.
00:46:52Anything else I can do you for?
00:46:55Yes, actually.
00:46:56I found out you got this job despite having zero qualifications.
00:47:00Is it true you're boinking the boss?
00:47:02That wouldn't look good for Anna or me.
00:47:05I don't know what you're talking about.
00:47:07You don't know what I'm talking about.
00:47:08Well, if you don't want it to get out, then you'll do what I say.
00:47:13Lunch run.
00:47:14You need to pick up the lunch orders for all 15 members of the board attending the meeting.
00:47:17Okay, bye, Wim.
00:47:1930 minutes.
00:47:20You're the lunch orders.
00:47:21They're all custom.
00:47:23And if you fuck this up, not only will you be fired, but I'll make sure everyone knows about your dirty little secret.
00:47:29Okay.
00:47:35Who the hell am I going to get 15 different lunches that fast?
00:47:39Vegetarian, pescatarian, ovo-lacto-gluten-free, what the hell do Americans eat?
00:47:45Can you order all this in 30 minutes?
00:47:47I cannot say.
00:47:49I'm going to get fired on my first day.
00:47:51But, I have a better idea.
00:48:06We have a head plate set up for you.
00:48:08It's in a royal kitchen, but do whatever you can in 20 minutes.
00:48:13Thank you.
00:48:15Good girl.
00:48:17Where do you think you're going?
00:48:18Going to clear out your office?
00:48:27Got you a box.
00:48:29Shall we go to the board meeting?
00:48:33They're not even on the board.
00:48:46Is that Pope Salmon?
00:48:48And Beef Wellington?
00:48:49And Chicken Masala.
00:48:51How the fuck did you pull that off?
00:48:53I specifically gave you an impossible task that you would fuck up and I'd get you fired.
00:48:57You know what?
00:48:58Doesn't matter.
00:48:59I'm still going to tell everyone that you're fucking the boss.
00:49:01What did you say?
00:49:03Ah, Miss Wright.
00:49:05Just, you know, giving Philip here a hard time.
00:49:07I don't know this guy.
00:49:09Seems to me that Philip is fitting in just fine.
00:49:13In my personal life, it's none of your business.
00:49:15I didn't mean to just expose you.
00:49:17You didn't mean to be rude, petty, and give all of your work to Philip?
00:49:22Which, from the looks of it, he executed it perfectly.
00:49:25So...
00:49:25You're fired.
00:49:27Bye now.
00:49:31Sup, Philip?
00:49:35Mr. Buck.
00:49:36I'm going to need you to take tomorrow afternoon off.
00:49:38My father asked me to do a presentation for the board.
00:49:41For them to vote for me as CEO.
00:49:42I thought the rules said that once you got married, you got the company.
00:49:46They do.
00:49:47But they need to vote for me before the end of the year.
00:49:50It's a formality.
00:49:51It would be nice to have my husband there for moral support.
00:49:55In that case, let's get you prepared for the presentation.
00:49:58You know, I've given a speech or two in my town.
00:50:01Where?
00:50:03At the Royal Gardeners Association.
00:50:06The key to any good speech is keeping eye contact.
00:50:35Just like a holding court.
00:50:37Stay looking at me.
00:50:39Look at me.
00:50:41That's why I propose to...
00:50:44No.
00:50:45Just look at me.
00:50:48I propose to get rid of...
00:50:53Our...
00:50:55Our...
00:50:57Sorry.
00:50:59I lost track.
00:51:00That's fine if you lose track.
00:51:03Just don't lose who you're looking at.
00:51:05I'm looking.
00:51:06Oh, hold on.
00:51:15I have to get this.
00:51:30Regina?
00:51:30I don't want to talk to you.
00:51:35Anna!
00:51:36Um, I just wanted a call to wish you good luck before your own dad's presentation with the
00:51:40board.
00:51:41What?
00:51:41Wait, dad's presenting?
00:51:42To replace you as CEO.
00:51:45Which obviously will not happen because you're so capable.
00:51:47Um, anyway, I just wanted you to know that you have my vote.
00:51:53I do?
00:51:55I've been doing some thinking and I want you to have the company.
00:52:00I have been a major bitch and a shit sister and it's almost New Year's so I want to have
00:52:06a clean slate.
00:52:06What about Devin?
00:52:10Devin and I broke up.
00:52:12I'm so sorry.
00:52:13I wanted to give you a little gift as a peace offering.
00:52:20I have ordered a driver to pick you up tomorrow morning to take you to the board meeting.
00:52:25You can work in the car.
00:52:26You don't have to be stressed about driving.
00:52:27I don't know, Regina.
00:52:30Please, Anna, I've already caused you enough stress.
00:52:33I know I have been awful, but I want to be a real sister to you.
00:52:41If you take the car, I'll give you my vote.
00:52:46I know you need it.
00:52:48She's right.
00:52:48I do.
00:52:50Yeah.
00:52:51Okay.
00:52:53Thanks.
00:52:53Maybe she has changed.
00:53:00Did she buy it, babe?
00:53:01She's such a gullible idiot.
00:53:03We should fire her as soon as Daddy gives us the company.
00:53:06Let's do it.
00:53:11That's pretty sweet of Regina.
00:53:14Uncommonly so.
00:53:15Maybe she can turn over a new leaf.
00:53:17Maybe we could even be like sisters and not enemies.
00:53:21Fine.
00:53:23We must be here.
00:53:31Is this the place?
00:53:33Yes, sir.
00:53:34It's go time.
00:53:41What?
00:53:43Where are we?
00:53:44Looks like the middle of nowhere.
00:53:47Oh, hey!
00:53:50That bitch!
00:53:52Regina set us up.
00:54:01I'm sure she'll be here.
00:54:03I keep calling, but it goes straight to the voicemail.
00:54:05Anna's been acting a bit erratic lately.
00:54:08Not quite the look we want from the company.
00:54:09If Ms. Wright doesn't show in 15 minutes, she forfeits the position.
00:54:13And then my father becomes CEO, correct?
00:54:17Unfortunate.
00:54:19Well, might as well go freshen up while we wait.
00:54:22The board meeting starts at 9.
00:54:30There's no way I'll make it across town in time.
00:54:32If I'm not there, they can't vote for me.
00:54:36Shit.
00:54:37We're in a dead zone.
00:54:40Thank the crown for the satellite phone.
00:54:42Come on.
00:54:43That's weird.
00:54:44I have some bars.
00:54:45But I think I can get better reception over here to call an Uber.
00:54:49Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:54:56Jeffrey, it's me.
00:54:58Code one.
00:54:59Send the pep.
00:55:09What's this?
00:55:13The royal bed.
00:55:17Jeffrey knows the driver.
00:55:18Okay, but we can't just cut across traffic.
00:55:20And when you are in the prince's car, you can do whatever you want.
00:55:23Oh, okay.
00:55:25Okay.
00:55:27Hmm.
00:55:29Quick to the airport.
00:55:33Who's ready to crown daddy C-E-
00:55:35Oh.
00:55:41Good morning, Regina.
00:55:43Dad.
00:55:45Thanks for the ride, sis.
00:55:48You're welcome.
00:55:50Thank you to the board for assembling today.
00:55:52We're all here.
00:55:53Finally.
00:55:54I've satisfied the requirement of getting married.
00:55:57No more obstacles.
00:55:58No more delays.
00:55:59I move that we vote that I, Anna Wright, become the CEO of the Wright Corporation.
00:56:04Oh, seems a little premature.
00:56:06We should hold off until you settle in.
00:56:09Yeah, she needs more time to learn.
00:56:11Before we vote, I'd be interested in your plan for the company, Ms. Wright.
00:56:15My plan?
00:56:16She doesn't have one.
00:56:17I actually have a full presentation prepared.
00:56:25If you look just here, you'll see my comprehensive plan to bring new customers to our products
00:56:28just in time for the next quarter.
00:56:30My plan is to modernize the company and double our sales within the next year.
00:56:34A year?
00:56:35We'll be dead in the water by then.
00:56:37We need results faster if you want to be CEO.
00:56:39One month.
00:56:49This guy's a moron.
00:56:51One month?
00:56:52You don't know shit about business.
00:56:53Who is this guy?
00:56:55Anna's boy toy.
00:56:57This report says that it's possible.
00:57:01Philip?
00:57:02Trust me.
00:57:03I got you.
00:57:05In this report, it says that our main market is mostly housewives.
00:57:09So, all we need to do is find a new marketing strategy to connect with them.
00:57:14We suggest a franchise with a royal family line.
00:57:20One such as the Monarchy of Lavinia.
00:57:27A royal family on our dinnerware?
00:57:30It's traditional yet aspirational.
00:57:34Philip, you're a genius.
00:57:35I love it.
00:57:36If you can make it work, you got my vote.
00:57:40All in favor of Anna Wright assuming the position of CEO thanks to her brilliant plan?
00:57:48That settles it.
00:57:49Anna is the new CEO.
00:57:52Congratulations.
00:57:52I couldn't have done it without you.
00:57:56Damn it!
00:57:57Excuse me, Miss CEO, but there's an issue with your dumb little plan.
00:58:01How do you expect the royal family to sign on to this?
00:58:04Oh, because.
00:58:05I happen to be rather close with them.
00:58:09You don't know the king and queen.
00:58:11You're their servant.
00:58:12You shovel their shit.
00:58:13Don't talk to my husband like that.
00:58:14If he says he'll get the royal family, he will.
00:58:19I will.
00:58:23I just don't know how I'll get the king and queen involved without Anna finding out they're
00:58:26my parents.
00:58:33Philip, that was a brilliant idea.
00:58:38The king and queen of Lavinia's faces on our dinnerware?
00:58:41It's going to sell like crazy.
00:58:42Happy to help, my darling.
00:58:43Hmm.
00:58:49Hello?
00:58:50You rejected all of my dates.
00:58:53Excuse me, my manager.
00:58:57Mother, I cannot talk right now.
00:58:59I set up the most eligible royal matches for you.
00:59:03And you showed up in flip-flops, acting like a buffoon, flirting with other women?
00:59:08Mother, I had a perfectly good reason.
00:59:10If you'll just listen for a moment.
00:59:12You were rude and dismissive.
00:59:14I will not tolerate this behavior.
00:59:16You are the prince.
00:59:17You will return home to Lavinia at once.
00:59:19You cannot order me around like a child.
00:59:22Is everything okay?
00:59:25Oh, yes.
00:59:26Yes.
00:59:26Just having a spirited chat with my mom.
00:59:30What's that?
00:59:31I simply refuse to return to Lavinia.
00:59:37I had a feeling you might say that.
00:59:39Which is why we have just landed in the United States.
00:59:43Wait.
00:59:44Here?
00:59:45In America?
00:59:46Mom?
00:59:47Hello?
00:59:47Hello?
00:59:48Mom?
00:59:50Your parents are in America?
00:59:52Uh...
00:59:52That's great news.
00:59:54Yeah, I guess.
00:59:57I'm going to go get ready.
00:59:58For what?
00:59:59To meet your parents?
01:00:01Huh?
01:00:03Oops.
01:00:04She can't meet my parents.
01:00:06God, I hope they're not here yet.
01:00:07Would you mind waiting here for a moment?
01:00:25I just need to discuss my work schedule with Colleen.
01:00:28Sure thing.
01:00:32Are they?
01:00:33The study, your highness.
01:00:35This way.
01:00:43Thank you.
01:00:47The prodigal son returns.
01:00:56Philip?
01:00:57You look...
01:00:59tan.
01:01:00Father?
01:01:01Mother?
01:01:01Mother?
01:01:02I don't have much time to explain.
01:01:04How have you managed to offend every eligible woman in the West?
01:01:09I will not marry any of your matches, Mother.
01:01:11Because...
01:01:12I already got married.
01:01:15To whom?
01:01:17A woman.
01:01:18An American.
01:01:20An American?
01:01:21An American?
01:01:21Does she eat hamburgers for breakfast?
01:01:28I hear that they do that.
01:01:31This is a disaster.
01:01:32This is a disaster.
01:01:33Is she a commoner?
01:01:35Oh, Philip.
01:01:37When did you do this?
01:01:39Why did you do this?
01:01:40I will explain everything after you meet her.
01:01:44She's here.
01:01:45She's here.
01:01:46Unannounced.
01:01:47The gall of Americans.
01:01:48The American awaits.
01:01:49Well, this is a turn of events.
01:01:51One more thing.
01:01:53I haven't told her my full identity, so I would also kindly ask that you pretend to be other people.
01:02:02Other people?
01:02:03Like whom?
01:02:04Like whom?
01:02:05Like whom?
01:02:06Oh.
01:02:07Mrs. Buck!
01:02:09Mr. Buck!
01:02:10Hi!
01:02:11I'm Anna.
01:02:12It's such a pleasure to meet you.
01:02:16Yes, and quite a surprise.
01:02:21I'm a driver.
01:02:23Yes, yes, Philip told me.
01:02:25And Mrs. Buck, how did you get it?
01:02:26Oh, I'm Anna.
01:02:27I'm Anna.
01:02:28It's such a pleasure to meet you.
01:02:29Yes, and quite a surprise.
01:02:30I'm a driver.
01:02:31Yes, yes, Phillip told me.
01:02:33And Mrs. Buck, how did I get it?
01:02:36Yes.
01:02:37Sí, sí, Philip me dijo.
01:02:39Y, Mrs. Buck, ¿cómo se acabó aquí?
01:02:42Working aquí?
01:02:43Es una buena manera de decirlo.
01:02:46Es el trabajo de la familia.
01:02:48Sí.
01:02:49Parece que yo llegué a un gran line de mails.
01:02:53También estoy en mi familia.
01:02:56Actually,
01:02:57um,
01:02:58I was thinking,
01:03:00¿es...
01:03:01¿Es posible para mí que me encuentre el rey y la rey?
01:03:05I have an endorsement deal I'd love to talk to them about.
01:03:08Already trying to get to the family.
01:03:11Do we have a gold digger on our hands?
01:03:13This is unheard of.
01:03:15I beg your pardon?
01:03:17Please, Mommy, don't tell her the truth.
01:03:19The king and queen do not do any endorsements.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:27I'm so sorry.
01:03:28I didn't mean to offend you or the royal family.
01:03:31This deal is more than just a product.
01:03:35I recently took over my mother's business and
01:03:38it's been a lot harder than I ever expected.
01:03:41Life usually is harder than one expects.
01:03:45Truly.
01:03:47Everything can change so quickly.
01:03:49I always thought my mom and I would run her company together, but
01:03:52that plan didn't really work out.
01:03:55Plans rarely work out, it seems.
01:03:56So, when Philip suggested that we get the royal Levinian family for our line dinnerware,
01:04:01it felt like a great way to honor her.
01:04:05It was Philip's idea.
01:04:08I see.
01:04:10And where is your mother now?
01:04:12Uh, she died.
01:04:14Many years ago.
01:04:16She would have loved your son.
01:04:17I also lost my mother when I was quite young.
01:04:24It's how I got my job.
01:04:31What a little family reunion.
01:04:34Barf.
01:04:35The gardener, the maid, the driver, and the hoe.
01:04:44I found myself at the poor people party.
01:04:46I beg your pardon?
01:04:48How dare you?
01:04:49You really love slumming it, don't you, Anna?
01:04:52Shut up, Regina.
01:04:54Philip's parents are lovely, classy people.
01:04:57Something you'd know nothing about.
01:04:58Whatever.
01:04:59I'm here for the prince.
01:05:00Where is he?
01:05:01Where is he?
01:05:05Did you say you wanted to meet the prince, m'lady?
01:05:08Yes.
01:05:09You know, the guy whose toilet's so clean.
01:05:12I do.
01:05:13I do.
01:05:15Right this way.
01:05:20Bye, losers.
01:05:21I'm off to bag the prince.
01:05:32Read you the store, m'lady.
01:05:35Mother, where did she go?
01:05:51Where she belongs.
01:05:56What the fuck?
01:05:58On the streets.
01:05:59Hey!
01:06:00Hello?
01:06:01This door locked me out.
01:06:03Let me back in.
01:06:04Hello?
01:06:05Hello, miss.
01:06:06Miss.
01:06:07I can't let you back in, miss.
01:06:10Orders from the queen.
01:06:12The queen?
01:06:13I can't let you back in, but I can let you kiss me.
01:06:18Again.
01:06:19Ew!
01:06:20Oh!
01:06:21No!
01:06:22But, apologies.
01:06:23I can't let you back in.
01:06:24I can't let you back in.
01:06:25I can't let you back in.
01:06:26Regina will be furious.
01:06:27Mother, that's brilliant!
01:06:28My clever wife had a special door installed just for moments like this.
01:06:36She always was a trickster.
01:06:37I am so impressed.
01:06:41Well, my dear, one will always have enemies, whether one is the maid or the queen.
01:06:47I never thought of it that way.
01:06:48Speaking of the queen, she has agreed to your deal for the royal dinnerware line.
01:06:53What?
01:06:54How?
01:06:55I haven't even met the queen yet.
01:06:56I texted her.
01:06:58We're rather close.
01:06:59And I told her how much you love our son.
01:07:04She and the king love the idea.
01:07:06Really?
01:07:07That's amazing!
01:07:08You will get your franchise, but there's something even better.
01:07:12They insist that you use their photos.
01:07:16Oh, my God!
01:07:18That's amazing!
01:07:19Oh, my gosh!
01:07:19Thank you so much!
01:07:20Thank them for me!
01:07:22Oh!
01:07:23Hugs!
01:07:24Oh!
01:07:26Thank you, Mother, for not revealing my identity.
01:07:28I won't.
01:07:30For now.
01:07:30I like hugs.
01:07:33Well, if you will excuse us, my dear, we must get back to work.
01:07:37Yes, sir.
01:07:39Yeah.
01:07:46Philip, I love your parents.
01:07:48They're hilarious.
01:07:50Yes, they seem to like you, too, which is quite rare.
01:07:55Madame, the signed agreement for the dinnerware franchise.
01:07:58Thank you so much.
01:08:01Um, do you think it's possible for me to thank the king and queen in person?
01:08:05Um, actually, they're quite private.
01:08:09It may be difficult to meet with them.
01:08:10Oh.
01:08:11Oh, my gosh.
01:08:27You look incredible.
01:08:29You look just like the king and queen.
01:08:33Yes, we do.
01:08:35Don't we?
01:08:36Uncanny, really.
01:08:38They do like to joke around.
01:08:41Where are the king and queen now?
01:08:42Who knows?
01:08:44But we look so similar.
01:08:47Would you like me to photograph you?
01:08:49Please do.
01:08:50I bet no one will even know the difference.
01:08:53They act as their photodubbles offer, even filling in for them at events sometimes.
01:08:59You may take as many photographs as you like, and you can use them for the dinnerware.
01:09:04Okay.
01:09:05You do bear a striking resemblance.
01:09:10It's too uncanny.
01:09:26What are you hiding, Philip?
01:09:28I'm amazed you finalized the agreement with the royal family so quickly, but you're concerned
01:09:37about Philip's parents being their photodoubles?
01:09:40Yeah, and is it cheating?
01:09:43Would people get mad?
01:09:45Oh, truly, I can sometimes barely tell the difference between my parents and the king and queen.
01:09:52Why do they look so similar?
01:09:55I mean, are your parents a part of the royal family or something?
01:09:57What?
01:09:58No.
01:10:00No.
01:10:01But Levinia is a small country.
01:10:03Everyone is related.
01:10:06To the same common ancestor.
01:10:09Right.
01:10:10We already have the signed agreement, and the king and queen agreed to do it.
01:10:15Legally recovered.
01:10:17And they look nearly identical.
01:10:21Screw it.
01:10:23Yeah, let's do it.
01:10:24Launch it.
01:10:25Okay, boss.
01:10:27Here we go.
01:10:39We have a problem.
01:10:46They realize who my parents are.
01:10:50Oh, no.
01:10:50What's wrong?
01:10:51People are going crazy over these products.
01:10:53They're all sold out.
01:10:55Brilliant.
01:10:56Okay.
01:10:57Okay, so it's going to make more.
01:10:58You got it, boss.
01:10:59How did Anna swindle the king and queen into that deal so fast?
01:11:12Maybe she had sex with the butler.
01:11:14Mother, I did not have sex with him.
01:11:16I just kissed him.
01:11:17Whatever.
01:11:18I have the royal plates.
01:11:19Oh, my God.
01:11:27Anna, you little cheat.
01:11:30I'm kind of impressed.
01:11:31What?
01:11:33These people are not the king and queen.
01:11:36They're the hell.
01:11:36I'm cute.
01:11:44Cheers.
01:11:45Cheers.
01:11:49Hmm.
01:11:49I can't believe the pre-order of the royal plates have already sold out.
01:11:53We have never had a product sell out this quickly in the history of the company.
01:11:57It's the start of a new era.
01:11:59Philip, thank you so much for setting up the meeting with your parents.
01:12:03I couldn't have done this without you.
01:12:06And I know we haven't spoken about what we are exactly, but I think we should be honest
01:12:12with each other.
01:12:14Tell her the truth, Philip.
01:12:16I love you.
01:12:18What if I tell her now and she doesn't want me?
01:12:21What's wrong?
01:12:22Nothing.
01:12:24I love you too.
01:12:26So this is real?
01:12:28More real than anything I've ever felt.
01:12:30Good.
01:12:32Good.
01:12:32Me too.
01:12:33I feel like it's so real between us.
01:12:37There's no lies, no secrets.
01:12:40I know exactly who you are.
01:12:47Oh, that's probably the pizza.
01:12:49Perfect American night, eh?
01:12:51I'll get it.
01:12:56Sir?
01:12:57Your mother?
01:13:00She oints.
01:13:01Mother, you can't be here.
01:13:09You must leave now.
01:13:10If you don't tell Anna you're the prince, I will.
01:13:14No, you can't.
01:13:15I'm going to tell her.
01:13:17Soon.
01:13:18I will.
01:13:19So you say.
01:13:21But you tend to dilly-dally.
01:13:23So I will light a fire underneath you.
01:13:25Mother, I can't tell her right now.
01:13:26It will ruin everything.
01:13:30I love her.
01:13:35Well, then that's exactly why you should tell her.
01:13:39I can accept you marrying an American.
01:13:41But I can't accept you being dishonest.
01:13:47What if I tell her that she doesn't want me for me?
01:13:50That's her decision.
01:13:52But she can't make it without the truth.
01:13:56Philip.
01:13:57You can't just spring the crown on someone.
01:14:02It's heavier than it looks.
01:14:08I have planned a banquet to present your new wife to the world.
01:14:13God, no, mother.
01:14:14It will encourage you to hurry up and tell her.
01:14:17When is this banquet?
01:14:18Saturday.
01:14:19Saturday?
01:14:20That's only a few days away.
01:14:22Then you better tell your American wife the truth.
01:14:26Now.
01:14:38Mommy?
01:14:39I just got a text from my spies.
01:14:40And they say that the royals have just rented a large banquet hall in town.
01:14:45For a royal banquet.
01:14:46You could get a face-to-face with the king and queen.
01:14:48And tell them that little Anna Wright used a fake image with their name on it and sold it around the globe.
01:14:55Bury that bitch!
01:14:56Baby, I could hook up with the prince at the banquet.
01:15:00Now I just need an invitation.
01:15:04I know what I'm going to do.
01:15:05Those must be the invites to the banquet.
01:15:18I wonder if Anna and Soy Boy made the list.
01:15:20Good morning, Miss White.
01:15:37On behalf of the king and queen of Lavinia, you are hereby invited to their royal banquet with two guests of your choosing.
01:15:44Thank you.
01:15:45Phillip?
01:15:46Yeah.
01:15:49Phillip!
01:15:51We've been invited to the royal banquet.
01:15:53And I think?
01:15:55Yeah, they gave me two tickets.
01:15:57Maybe one for Maggie?
01:15:58You're going to blow my cover, mother.
01:16:02Wow.
01:16:03Really?
01:16:03That's a surprise.
01:16:05Like, I've never been to a royal banquet.
01:16:08Oh my god.
01:16:09It's in two days?
01:16:11What should I wear?
01:16:13Anna.
01:16:14There's something I need to tell you.
01:16:17I want to tell her.
01:16:18I must.
01:16:19But what if she never looks at me like that again?
01:16:22Anna.
01:16:25Anna.
01:16:25Anna.
01:16:27Anna.
01:16:29Anna.
01:16:29Anna.
01:16:33It's a formal event.
01:16:41You should wear a gown.
01:16:44A gown?
01:16:45That's amazing.
01:16:47Okay, what are you going to wear?
01:16:48A tuxedo.
01:16:49Hmm.
01:16:52Or.
01:16:53Maybe.
01:16:55You could wear nothing.
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01:19:35She looks like a princess.
01:19:43Anna, I've been calling you.
01:19:45Sorry, sorry I've been distracted, but have you seen Philip?
01:19:47I-I haven't seen him.
01:19:48Forget about Philip.
01:19:49We have a problem.
01:19:51Someone leaked to the press that our company
01:19:53illegally used fake images of the royal family
01:19:55on our dinnerware.
01:19:57Now our customers who bought the set,
01:19:59they all want returns.
01:20:01Some are even threatening to sue.
01:20:03Oh my god. This is horrible.
01:20:05We're ruined.
01:20:07Looks like the world found out you're a liar
01:20:09and a fraud.
01:20:11You did this.
01:20:13Now that the press knows, and the world knows,
01:20:15I'm going to personally tell the king and queen
01:20:17what a crook you are.
01:20:19Regina, don't you dare.
01:20:21It's gonna be fun.
01:20:27Ladies and gentlemen, the royal family of La Vida.
01:20:33Good evening, Anna.
01:20:45My dear.
01:20:47Mother. Father.
01:20:49You're...
01:20:51I'm Philip Buckingham Dilling the Third.
01:20:53Crown Prince of Lavinia.
01:20:55What the fuck?
01:20:57I lied to you.
01:20:59I'm Philip Buckingham Dilling the Third.
01:21:01Crown Prince of Lavinia.
01:21:03What the fuck?
01:21:05I lied to you.
01:21:07And I'm sorry.
01:21:09In the past, when women knew who I was,
01:21:11they only saw me for my crown.
01:21:13And...
01:21:27And money.
01:21:29They never saw me.
01:21:31And I believe I was looking for a woman who
01:21:33would love me for who I truly am.
01:21:35¿Quién me amó por quien me ame?
01:21:39Y creo...
01:21:41...de esa mujer serás tú.
01:21:44Pero él es el jardín.
01:21:46Quiero decirte esto por semanas.
01:21:49Pero supongo que...
01:21:51...no sabía que...
01:21:53...no sabía...
01:21:54...de que pudiera me amar por mí.
01:21:58All de mí.
01:22:02Pero ahora tú sabes la verdad.
01:22:04¿Quién sabe quién me ame?
01:22:07Y espero que tú sabías que...
01:22:09...no habría no más secrets de ti.
01:22:12¡He es el fucking Gardner!
01:22:16¡Ana, por favor!
01:22:18Preg a few.
01:22:20Y decir algo.
01:22:22¡Ana!
01:22:24No.
01:22:25¡Phillip!
01:22:26¡Phillip!
01:22:27¡Phillip!
01:22:28¡Phillip!
01:22:29¡Phillip!
01:22:30¡Phillip!
01:22:31¡Phillip!
01:22:32¡Phillip!
01:22:33¡Phillip!
01:22:34¡Phillip!
01:22:35No, Ana.
01:22:37¡Phillip!
01:22:38¡Phillip!
01:22:39¡Phillip!
01:22:40¡Phillip!
01:22:41No, no, no, no.
01:23:11No, no, no, no.
01:23:41So, Anna Wright, will you be my princess?
01:23:53Yes, I will be your princess.
01:23:57Fuck this!
01:23:58We need a new plan.
01:24:13What are we going to do?
01:24:14I'll tell you exactly what we're going to do.
01:24:16This is all so wonderful.
01:24:39Your handkerchief.
01:24:41P.B.D.?
01:24:46I've wanted to tell you from the moment I met you.
01:24:48See?
01:24:50These are my initials.
01:24:52Philip Buckingham Dillard.
01:24:54Nice to meet you.
01:24:57Nice to meet you, Your Majesty.
01:24:59Excuse me, Your Highness.
01:25:02We need a word with you.
01:25:06Now that you are a princess, I think we should reconsider some things.
01:25:11Move past any misunderstandings that may have happened between us.
01:25:15Mommy's right.
01:25:17You, me, the Queen, we're family.
01:25:20You think we're family?
01:25:30Oh gosh.
01:25:34You guys are just people that I'm related to that have made my life a living hell.
01:25:38You can't talk to me like that, young lady.
01:25:41I am your father.
01:25:43You haven't treated me like your daughter in years.
01:25:46Plus, I have a new family now.
01:25:49Doesn't matter if you're a princess Anna.
01:25:51You'll always be fucking trash!
01:25:54Oh!
01:25:57You shall address her as Your Royal Highness and a bow.
01:26:01Please.
01:26:02Are you serious?
01:26:03Anna, this is ridiculous.
01:26:04There's no way I'm bowing to that slut.
01:26:06Your Royal Highness and a bow.
01:26:15Your Royal Highness.
01:26:19They can go.
01:26:22Wait, wait, wait.
01:26:23Hands off me.
01:26:25I have a question.
01:26:31Your Royal Highness, I think I have a coronation gift for you.
01:26:35Maggie, I just became a princess.
01:26:38Oh, and so does the world.
01:26:40What?
01:26:40How does the world know?
01:26:41Everyone was filming it and streaming it live online.
01:26:45Uh-oh.
01:26:46No, no, no.
01:26:46It's good.
01:26:47The internet is flipping out.
01:26:49Really?
01:26:50Americans are overjoyed to see an average American girl become a princess.
01:26:54They love Princess Anna.
01:26:56I knew they would.
01:26:57There's so much traffic.
01:26:58Our site has crashed.
01:27:00What about the lawsuits?
01:27:01They won't be a problem.
01:27:04The Office of the Royal Family has issued a press release that the Wright Corporation is now their exclusive partner.
01:27:12That's amazing news.
01:27:14Thank you.
01:27:15And...
01:27:16Thank you, Your Majesty.
01:27:19My dear.
01:27:20No need to bow.
01:27:22You are family now.
01:27:25Philip.
01:27:27I'm glad I let you run away to America.
01:27:30You found Anna.
01:27:31So it was worth it.
01:27:33Yes.
01:27:34Kiss for the cameras.
01:27:56Kiss for the cameras.
01:28:01Gracias por ver el video.
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