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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini watch check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:31okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:47you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're
00:00:54coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl
00:00:59my coffee right right sorry
00:01:17oh my god Mikey don't laugh you're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:33I'm sorry no baby I'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad come here don't worry about that
00:01:47I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:51right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe
00:02:02thanks but uh no thanks my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like
00:02:09she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her
00:02:13yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie
00:02:18looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:32her eyes see you guys six F
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00:02:51Sounds like she already did.
00:03:21I'm really, really sorry.
00:03:33I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:36He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:03:37What does that mean?
00:03:39Shit, my appointment.
00:03:42I gotta go.
00:03:43Sorry.
00:03:44All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:52pelvic exam.
00:03:53So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:56Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:01He?
00:04:02A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam?
00:04:08This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:12Good morning, Ms. Tisdale.
00:04:18It's Luke.
00:04:19Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:21My gynecologist.
00:04:26Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Titty Gentiles, it's yours.
00:04:41Right.
00:04:42It's time.
00:04:43Ms. Tisdale, is it?
00:04:44Yes.
00:04:45Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:46Nice to meet me?
00:04:47Pretty sure we've met a couple of times already.
00:04:49Grind me.
00:04:50I mean, the coffee shop, grind me.
00:04:54Oh no, he remembers me.
00:04:58So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:01Yes.
00:05:02Bad asshole.
00:05:03Yes.
00:05:04I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any
00:05:09kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:11I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:14I will use a condom.
00:05:15I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:20He's not good for you.
00:05:21Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:22Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum please?
00:05:24Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:25I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:29I'm ready.
00:05:30I think I'm ready.
00:05:32Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's
00:05:36ever really liked me, so.
00:05:37You know what?
00:05:38I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:42Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:47Breast exam?
00:05:49Breast exam?
00:05:50If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:52No, it's- I like it.
00:05:53It's fine.
00:05:54It's probably easier if you lay back.
00:06:05It's okay.
00:06:10Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:12Stop it.
00:06:13Stop.
00:06:14My hands cold?
00:06:15No, they're perfect.
00:06:18Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:20There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:25There are no abnormalities.
00:06:30Thank you, Luke.
00:06:32Dr. Miller.
00:06:33That wasn't so bad.
00:06:34Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:41Okay, yes.
00:06:42I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:48So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:52All right?
00:06:53You're doing good.
00:06:55I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:02All right.
00:07:03I'm gonna be inserting a speculum.
00:07:09I'm gonna swab on your cervix.
00:07:12I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:17So, do you like younger women?
00:07:18I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:24No.
00:07:25No.
00:07:26My family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago actually.
00:07:31And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:36Oh.
00:07:37Duh.
00:07:38Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:39Amazing.
00:07:40Last thing, I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:45All right?
00:07:47Relax for me.
00:07:48You're doing good.
00:07:49His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:52Oh my gosh.
00:08:00I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:03Did he?
00:08:05All right.
00:08:07He's so noticed.
00:08:10Oh my God.
00:08:11Everything looks good.
00:08:12No hard memoralities.
00:08:13All right?
00:08:23Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:28I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:31All right.
00:08:32So, here's your break.
00:08:42Should I bring it to her?
00:08:43To the cafe?
00:08:47She's my patient.
00:08:54Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:08:58You are so graphic.
00:09:02Speaking of sperm.
00:09:04I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:06You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:09Luke.
00:09:11Are you serious?
00:09:12You got a finger by the eye?
00:09:13I don't talk to you.
00:09:14My coffee from you?
00:09:15The Luke?
00:09:17Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:19So, is he like good with his fingers or...?
00:09:24Shut up, Beverly.
00:09:25Shit.
00:09:26He's so sexy.
00:09:28Maybe I should schedule my pap sphere.
00:09:31Don't worry.
00:09:32Okay?
00:09:33Tonight's gonna be amazing.
00:09:34Okay, Soph?
00:09:36Yes.
00:09:37Come on.
00:09:38Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:39Mike.
00:09:44I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:46Why do I even care?
00:09:55Yo.
00:09:56Ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:09:58Is that...
00:09:59Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:04You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:06You're dating a nun.
00:10:07She's never gonna let you smash.
00:10:09I'm calling it.
00:10:10Dude.
00:10:11She's low-key a slut.
00:10:14I just can't prove it.
00:10:16You will soon.
00:10:19You're gonna film her?
00:10:20Yo.
00:10:24Dude, you're sick.
00:10:25What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:28A little bit of this...
00:10:31And she's gonna go feral.
00:10:35Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:10:37Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:42Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:43You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:48Hey!
00:10:49You need to pay.
00:10:53Fuck!
00:10:54My eyes!
00:10:55What the fuck?
00:10:56Where's your fucking friend live?
00:10:57Before I call the cops.
00:10:58K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kaylee Avenue, Apartment 2.
00:11:03I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:11The lady.
00:11:28You nervous?
00:11:32Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:41Nervous?
00:11:43I-I'm a little nervous.
00:11:44Hey.
00:11:45Don't be.
00:11:47You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:48Wait.
00:11:53Wait.
00:11:54What?
00:11:56I'm sorry.
00:11:57I forgot to start my birth control.
00:11:58You have to wait.
00:11:59I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:00I can't do this.
00:12:04Are you kidding me?
00:12:05I'm sorry.
00:12:06You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:08Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:11I'm going home.
00:12:12There it is, man.
00:12:18Where the hell you are?
00:12:23Not until I get something.
00:12:26No.
00:12:27No.
00:12:31Stop, Mike.
00:12:32Stop!
00:12:33Mike!
00:12:34who the fuck invited you
00:12:42dr. miller hey sophie hey hey hey sophie hey hey hey can you hear me did you take something
00:12:57what's up grandpa who the fuck invited you listen up dumbass making her like you is the last good
00:13:06thing that'll ever happen to you i go to an ivy league asshole if you want her you can have her
00:13:11i got plenty of pussy to choose from what's so funny you don't go to an ivy league school anymore
00:13:16brother says who you ever study in miller hall yeah i'm dr. luke miller my family's the biggest
00:13:24donor to the university since ever that means i got the dean on speed dial yeah you just pissed your
00:13:32future away brother wait wait wait wait wait wait no no and you can let your buddy jake know too
00:13:38no no no please can we talk about this it was just a joke oh you want to talk
00:13:42hey hey come on
00:13:54she's either really wasted or drugged either way it's not good
00:14:09you stole me from my date
00:14:17i'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:27stop talking to me like you're my dad i don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:31what did you have to drink
00:14:40i can drink however much i want and sleep with whomever i want to sleep with just because
00:14:46you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do dr miller don't call
00:14:50me dr miller tell me this why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to
00:14:55let me use it
00:14:56i was at the bar all right and i saw your boyfriend placing a 1500 bet that he could
00:15:05take your virginity and record it
00:15:09wow i'm an idiot
00:15:17no you're not an idiot
00:15:20first i can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where i'm
00:15:27orgasming during the exam and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough i was
00:15:33gonna lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:37i waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:42sorry sophie
00:15:48sophie you want my virginity
00:15:58you can have it
00:16:03someone clearly wants me
00:16:09are you hard right now
00:16:12that's so wrong
00:16:19you're drunk i'm taking you home
00:16:21what are you doing
00:16:24you're drunk i'm taking you home
00:16:25what no i can't go home my roommate's there
00:16:28i told her i was going to be at mike's she's probably having sex because she's
00:16:32fuckable unlike me
00:16:40we're here
00:16:41here where is here
00:16:44my place
00:16:44you can stay here for the night wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone
00:16:50if you're comfortable
00:16:51i want to
00:16:51i mean i'm cool i'm cool with that
00:16:56but is your girlfriend going to be cool with that
00:16:59smooth
00:17:00you're in dr miller's room
00:17:09you're in dr miller's room the room you fantasized about doing terrible things
00:17:31in for the past year
00:17:43how do you afford to live here alone it's huge
00:17:46i don't like tight spaces
00:17:50not all tight spaces
00:17:52is he a tease or do i just need to bleach my mind
00:17:56come on let's get you cleaned up you'll feel better afterwards
00:17:59thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:05sorry i don't think i can unclasp my bra
00:18:09i'll be happy
00:18:16you don't have to look away doc
00:18:45you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:50i just don't want to be disrespectful
00:18:54you know i don't want you thinking i learn my patients home all the time
00:18:57wait you mean you don't rescue all of your
00:19:01college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home
00:19:07dr miller's room dr miller's room dr miller's room dr miller's room dr miller's room and why me i'm nothing special
00:19:14you don't mess up my coffee order you're kind to people
00:19:20and you're beautiful
00:19:31who is that
00:19:36uh this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:45luke
00:19:57Don't! Stop playing! I stole one of your pagers. I know you're not on call.
00:20:09Don't say a word.
00:20:10There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:18Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:21She's a dean's daughter. We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:28Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:34What are you doing? You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:38I'm sleeping.
00:20:40Why don't I join you?
00:20:47I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:49Like what, baby? Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:54Ice cubes? What ice cubes?
00:20:56Like call the cops.
00:20:58Do you not remember I have restraining order against you?
00:21:00Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:02Come on, Lukey. You know you love screwing me.
00:21:11I have someone new in my life.
00:21:15Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:19I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:22And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:24Then I'm gonna call the dean.
00:21:25And I'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:29Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:30No. You can't!
00:21:32One.
00:21:35Two.
00:21:36Fine! Fine!
00:21:37I'm leaving.
00:21:38I'm leaving.
00:21:40Your loss.
00:21:50Oh my god, Luke.
00:21:51Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:05Holy shit.
00:22:08You smell like booze.
00:22:10I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:12What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:14I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:24You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:26You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:33My virginity?
00:22:50Yup.
00:22:52Still intact.
00:22:54Fuck my life.
00:22:56Language, Miss Tisdale.
00:22:58Jesus! What the hell are you doing?
00:23:03I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:05Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:08What would you have me do?
00:23:10Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:23:12You could join me.
00:23:17Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:18Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:30There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:48I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:54But?
00:23:57But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:23:59You're my patient for one.
00:24:01In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:03I'm graduating this year.
00:24:06Second?
00:24:10You're a virgin.
00:24:12Ouch.
00:24:14I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:18You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:26But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:34I don't make love.
00:24:36I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:39I'm not that guy.
00:24:45Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:46you to call me luke i'm a big girl i can handle myself unless you're just not interested i saw
00:24:55how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you someone's jealous
00:25:05sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty
00:25:08little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee because it's cheap
00:25:16because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:31you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:34so do it i'm ready i promise
00:25:44ready
00:25:50what's that as your doctor i know you haven't started your brush control
00:25:54sorry so are you kidding me
00:26:10can i uh can i get a you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see
00:26:17his dick and you're still a virgin yeah i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just
00:26:24didn't want this can you wait oh my god sophie no 36 year old man i looked his age by the way
00:26:34is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you he respects you dummy or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble
00:26:42i mean he's clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all the things i'm not you have a brand new
00:26:48shiny tight pussy a cadillac pussy and luke's gonna be back for a test drive watch
00:26:58hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink no can you just order
00:27:12i thought that you were dr miller's intern but a janitor makes a lot more sense luke's psycho ex
00:27:25followed me
00:27:29what do you want i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:36i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:41luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up oh so you admit that you're
00:27:47screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child can you believe it sophie's evil
00:27:57first mike now someone's boyfriend a slut pregnant with luke's did you really think that a man that
00:28:05accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista
00:28:13sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:19sophie you can have him you didn't have to hurt my baby i didn't do this i swear i would never
00:28:26what's going on your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman no i didn't i've never
00:28:31spoken to this woman before today hey that's the dean's daughter sophie i'm calling the police
00:28:38no i would never do this please she's just assaulted a pregnant woman we need a medic too
00:28:44i'm a doctor
00:28:49no no no no no i'm i'm fine
00:29:02i'll just be going
00:29:19we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:22never seen him look so angry yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:26your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:33it was for a friend you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:38let me go i don't want to press charges just a moment
00:29:43oh my god you're crazy you're actually crazy luke please i can explain she's not right for you
00:30:04breaking into my house stealing my pager that's normal for eugene i get it
00:30:09but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:16officer i want her involuntarily committed she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:23i'll sign the warrant myself stop luke this isn't you you are just being taken advantage of she's
00:30:31nothing a cheap broke campus whore you're better than this luke officer take her away
00:30:43let's go
00:30:46you bitch don't deserve him let's go
00:30:51i knew she was psycho you couldn't even hurt flay even if someone paid you to
00:30:56thanks ev sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours take the day
00:31:02someone's waiting for their new test drive cadillac pissy
00:31:14i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was gonna come after you so
00:31:38i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:45i don't know if i'd buy that luke sophia i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:49sophia i rushed out of surgery for you i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:54i don't think she's as crazy as you think i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:01what do you mean i mean you reject all of my advances and then suddenly i'm so important you
00:32:08leave a patient for me what do you see in me or am i just entertainment to you entertainment sophie
00:32:18if you would just entertain me i wouldn't get involved in your life you're just young
00:32:28i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable just because you're
00:32:32this big hot shot doctor at upn doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:43what do you want
00:32:48you
00:32:51take me seriously
00:32:55get in the car what to where spend thanksgiving with me and my family what unless you have
00:33:03something else planned for the break
00:33:17i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala we're doing both
00:33:34my mother she hosts our clinics charity gallery or the vacation home your vacation home as in you
00:33:42have multiple wow mr millen it's good to have you home sir
00:33:49and you have a butler at your vacation mansion luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:34:00what the hell look i didn't say because i don't want to stress out the truth is yes
00:34:05so my family's rich but we're not here to impress them we're here to show them that you're a part of
00:34:11my life and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:17the
00:34:29this is the waitress that you brought me lucas
00:34:31why is she dressed so frumpy
00:34:36i'm not hang on what even am i to luke
00:34:44mother this is sophie my girlfriend girlfriend no way wait focus sophie manners
00:35:01nice to meet you miss muller
00:35:06girl kind
00:35:09what happened to the pretty woman jina
00:35:14the dean's daughter the one i worked so hard to set you up with
00:35:20mother again as i just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:24and my date to the gala if i have to remind you to her importance in my life
00:35:28again i'm gonna make sure this gala does not go
00:35:30smoothly unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:32to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:33oh you ungrateful child
00:35:37if you'll excuse us we need to get ready
00:35:42oh before we go which room do you keep to ditches dior and
00:35:46versace she needs some options for tonight
00:35:48fourth floor third door on your view
00:35:52thank you mother good to see you
00:35:56that was the hottest thing anybody's ever done for me
00:36:04your brother has lost it get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:18is your mom always so narcissistic psychopath
00:36:30yeah
00:36:31that's why i don't really get along with the family
00:36:35but the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients so i come back every year
00:36:41you care a lot about your patients it's sweet
00:36:44i do
00:36:45plus the other perk is i get to spend a ton of money on you
00:36:49what does that mean
00:36:51luke you did not
00:37:03which one of them speaks to you
00:37:09i mean i want all of them
00:37:12that's done
00:37:12i haven't even picked one out
00:37:14you said you want all of them
00:37:16they're yours
00:37:2180 i can't accept this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:28well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:32why do you like me
00:37:35i'm just a college student and you're
00:37:38you
00:37:39doctor trust fund baby
00:37:41your culture your parents host charity events
00:37:45you have a butler that does your laundry i do my laundry in a coin operated machine
00:37:49that i share with like a hundred other students
00:37:52it's not too late to not associate with me
00:37:56of course it's too late
00:38:09i'm already falling for you
00:38:11then why don't you go all the way with me
00:38:15can you go all the way with me
00:38:20because
00:38:22i want it to be right
00:38:24i don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you
00:38:29but take it slow
00:38:34even though
00:38:38there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:41really?
00:38:48really
00:38:49come back here
00:39:00i'm just giving you what you want luke
00:39:04are you teasing me miss tisdale?
00:39:21you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:23just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:39:34can you zip me up please?
00:39:43you know
00:39:44i'm gonna get you back for this
00:39:46whatever you say doc
00:39:59that doesn't sound like gina
00:40:04he dumps my best friend
00:40:07the gala is tonight
00:40:10and luke is supposed to have
00:40:12the dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:14not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:17luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:22don't worry mom
00:40:24i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:27just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake
00:40:29mm-hmm
00:40:30that's my girl
00:40:32Sophie
00:40:36love
00:40:37you've been in there for two hours
00:40:38i promise you
00:40:39you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight
00:40:56holy shit
00:41:02it's not about being pretty
00:41:06i just
00:41:07i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:10i've never been
00:41:11if we just met up at like a bowling alley
00:41:16and donated the party expenses
00:41:18you're so refreshing
00:41:22you ready?
00:41:24you ready?
00:41:42wow
00:41:43she's an upgrade of Regina
00:41:45yeah
00:41:46you never said your brother's chip was so pretty
00:41:48why would you want to break them up?
00:41:49shut up
00:41:50there was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the train
00:41:53if my brother marries this nobody
00:41:55it's that of Gina
00:42:03i'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event
00:42:06this is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:42:09myself
00:42:10and my girlfriend
00:42:11Sophie Tisdale
00:42:12are very excited to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:14cheers
00:42:16girlfriend
00:42:17not for long
00:42:18girlfriend
00:42:19not for long
00:42:21good evening everyone thank you so much for being here at our wonderful Sharon auction
00:42:31our first item
00:42:46five thousand
00:42:48five thousand
00:42:49five thousand
00:42:50now six
00:42:51twenty six
00:42:52bore a bar after five
00:42:53that's pretty good
00:42:54can i get
00:42:55i don't know
00:42:56you need to come quick
00:42:57my wife's having a larger reaction
00:42:59can you be okay?
00:43:00no
00:43:01let's go
00:43:02let's go
00:43:06what is it?
00:43:07my throat
00:43:08oh you're not?
00:43:09oh you're not?
00:43:10breathe
00:43:11oh
00:43:14breathe
00:43:15oh
00:43:16oh
00:43:17oh
00:43:18oh
00:43:19oh
00:43:21oh
00:43:22oh
00:43:23oh
00:43:24oh
00:43:25what is it?
00:43:26my throat
00:43:27oh you're not?
00:43:28oh
00:43:29oh
00:43:30oh
00:43:32oh
00:43:33oh
00:43:34oh
00:43:35oh
00:43:36$7,000 all-expense-paid trip to Borobor.
00:43:39Give him a round of applause. Congratulations.
00:43:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:42Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:46Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student,
00:43:48has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:53Now, according to Miss Tisdale,
00:43:55she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:59What a hussy.
00:44:01Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:03I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:07I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:08I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:13Poor Lukey.
00:44:14He hasn't fooled.
00:44:16Trailer trash skank.
00:44:18Who let her kind in here?
00:44:20I wouldn't do that. I would never.
00:44:23I have $1,000 for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:26Really, Sophie? No one wants you for $1,000?
00:44:30All right.
00:44:31$500?
00:44:33All right. $500 for the poor girl.
00:44:36She's got student loans.
00:44:39Whatever that means.
00:44:41Where's Luke?
00:44:46Me?
00:44:49I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:52No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:53Don't throw me.
00:44:54I recognize you.
00:44:55You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell is going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:00Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:02Why lower your standards?
00:45:03We're millionaires.
00:45:05She might be a good fuck, but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:45:07You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money, motherfucker.
00:45:17$450?
00:45:18$450?
00:45:19$400?
00:45:24Oh, all right.
00:45:27I mean, look, I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:31Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:34Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:38Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:43Sold!
00:45:43Sold for $400.
00:45:45Wow, Sophie, looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:00Used goods?
00:46:01That's right, Serena.
00:46:03After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:06Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:09What was that you were saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:46:15You idiot!
00:46:20Get off the stage!
00:46:21We're leaving!
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:24You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you pussy!
00:46:28No need, my dear.
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:34After all of this.
00:46:37But, but, no!
00:46:41No!
00:46:41Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:47You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:50You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:54How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:03Stephanie?
00:47:04I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't.
00:47:17You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:47:22university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:24So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:47:29checks to the charity, and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:34Let's go.
00:47:35Get to writing.
00:47:37Let's go.
00:47:38Everybody out.
00:47:38Look at these assholes go.
00:47:48You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:50I would have been okay.
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:02You alright?
00:48:08What are you looking for?
00:48:19I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:25bartender.
00:48:28Right.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:31Make me an appletini.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Seriously?
00:48:38Alright, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:44Can we just choose something easier?
00:48:46You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:51Move.
00:48:55Can you open that?
00:49:02Alright.
00:49:04Let's just make it simple.
00:49:06Body shots.
00:49:08I've never done that before.
00:49:12Seriously?
00:49:13What do you mean?
00:49:14You're like so old.
00:49:15I was trying to get into school.
00:49:17I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:21He just said you're hot.
00:49:23Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:24Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:26Holy shit.
00:49:29Holy shit.
00:49:35Holy shit.
00:49:38all right i got the hang of that now it's your turn miss tisdale now or never sophie go for it
00:50:04new rule you can't choose the same place twice is that so then where are you gonna lick me
00:50:22shame shame you're trying to play with my emotion play blame only for your lack of devotion
00:50:29i do everything you could pull this shit think you could get away with it
00:50:35be careful what you get because you don't know what you might get
00:50:39i'm sorry was that you drive me fucking wild luke i'm ready
00:50:55god i'm an idiot wait what sophie i went too far i'm i'm sorry i'm fuck luke no no no i i'm telling
00:51:12you that i'm ready i want to do this with you lose my virginity sophie don't sophie me that's so
00:51:21patronizing
00:51:22okay i'm trying but i'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt i don't want to
00:51:30be the guy that you know leads to you ruining your life i'm terrified of that it's this that hurts
00:51:35me what you're doing right now rejecting me what would be so terrible about us being together
00:51:40being either sophie did you see what happened here today
00:51:44i mean my family sucks my ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:50of course i want to be with you but am i right for you
00:51:55and you really want to take on this baggage
00:51:57i might be a virgin but this whole it's not you it's me thing is really freshman year
00:52:03so where are you going i'm calling a cab and going back to campus i can't deal with
00:52:12your hot and cold bullshit anymore you think you're doing me this favor but really you're
00:52:16just reminding me of how unfuckable i am don't follow me
00:52:22damn it
00:52:27i guess i'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:39what's the point in talking to me now you've rejected me thrice
00:52:55is that your boyfriend you're ignoring nope
00:53:01boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:53:04so i've got the hottest girl in the bar all to myself
00:53:09what you heard me hottest lady i've ever seen at this school
00:53:17seriously you're into this like you might want to like hook up
00:53:24hell yeah i would maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:28wow i'm not unfuckable after all maybe that's the problem
00:53:32i was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:35pause
00:53:37what did you just say
00:53:40i'm a virgin
00:53:46she's a virgin y'all
00:53:49aww cute
00:53:51excuse me
00:53:52too much work
00:53:53you're probably super clingy too
00:53:55you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:57sweetie i'm a senior
00:54:01that's even sour
00:54:02you're just into me why are you treating me like i'm gum stuck to your shoe
00:54:09you're obviously a nice girl
00:54:10but i'm looking for a fun time
00:54:12you know
00:54:13you're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy
00:54:16and
00:54:18sorry
00:54:20what
00:54:22i'm glad
00:54:31i'm in this eighty thousand dollar dress and i can't even get a stupid horny track guy to get with me
00:54:38he would probably fuck anything except for me apparently
00:54:41oh and luke
00:54:45of course luke on the other hand
00:54:47he's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:49and i guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:51that he didn't need to see more
00:54:53you know what
00:54:56sophie where the hell you been
00:55:03i'm not the hospital right now bro
00:55:05oh look at me i'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:55:08and i'm also hot as fuck
00:55:10and i just love to lead girls on with the
00:55:13orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:15say something asshole
00:55:18can i come get you right now please
00:55:21so you can what
00:55:22not have sex
00:55:24yeah i don't think so
00:55:24i think i'll stay right here
00:55:25where the guys at least have
00:55:27i don't know the decency to not lead me on
00:55:29guys what guys
00:55:31someone do something to you
00:55:32of course not
00:55:34they
00:55:34they said i was too messy
00:55:36too messy
00:55:37and too much
00:55:38and i guess that means you get a second chance
00:55:41so
00:55:42you either fuck me
00:55:43or you lose me
00:55:44i think i'm gonna pass out
00:55:48i'm coming to get you
00:55:49keep the phone on you
00:55:50alright
00:55:50so
00:56:02hey wake up
00:56:05i got you
00:56:10come on
00:56:11is she
00:56:26she's fine
00:56:32she's
00:56:32bottled water and two of these in the morning
00:56:35i don't know what she drank but whatever it is gonna hit her hard
00:56:39sophie you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:43rise and shine party animal you have a lot to tell me
00:57:08you feel like shit
00:57:12you look like shit
00:57:14but like a million bucks
00:57:16so is this a gift from luke or
00:57:19everly the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:24he led me on
00:57:25he led me on and then left me for ted
00:57:28but luke brought you back to the girl
00:57:30ev i don't want to hear it
00:57:31i'm done having my time wasted
00:57:35i guess i'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:39so i've decided
00:57:41i'm not a virgin
00:57:44i'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:44huh
00:57:45well virginity is like a whole construct right
00:57:48people
00:57:49guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:52unless i stop acting like one and
00:57:54looking like one
00:57:56i need you to help me look slutty
00:58:01no way i'm not gonna do that
00:58:08you're not gonna help me look sexy why not
00:58:10sophie you are sexy
00:58:11i'm not slutty sexy
00:58:13guys don't go for that
00:58:15i look like a nun librarian
00:58:18i'm giving off
00:58:19don't fuck
00:58:20snooze fest
00:58:21boring
00:58:21sophie as your best friend
00:58:24i'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy
00:58:27the thing is mr. right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:30warm me up
00:58:35perfect
00:58:51isn't that that one dorky barista chick
00:59:15there's no way
00:59:17that goes off
00:59:18yeah
00:59:18it is
00:59:19that's sophie tisdale
00:59:21dude the makeover is actually working
00:59:24everyone's looking at you
00:59:25good
00:59:26i hope the news gets back to luke
00:59:28i mean more
00:59:29hmm
00:59:29oh shit
00:59:35there he is
00:59:36are you gonna say something
00:59:37holy shit sophie
00:59:42no
00:59:43i'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:45mmm
00:59:46thanks babe
00:59:53it's all beautiful
00:59:54and what can i get for you handsome
01:00:05a latte would be nice but uh
01:00:07i like what you're giving me right now
01:00:09i take all kinds of tips
01:00:10what the hell's going on here
01:00:12stop interrupting grandpa
01:00:13what the fuck did you just say
01:00:15one latte
01:00:16coming right up
01:00:17and what can i get for you doctor
01:00:21sophie what is this
01:00:22you're dressed different
01:00:24you're acting different
01:00:24i don't get it
01:00:25whoops
01:00:27let me get that for you
01:00:28did you want a coffee
01:00:36the ab shining is on the house
01:00:38sophie i don't
01:00:40is this like a punishment
01:00:41i mean if it is i get it
01:00:42but
01:00:42telling yourself about other guys
01:00:44it's not you
01:00:44that's really not up to you anymore
01:00:46dr miller
01:00:46i gave you a chance
01:00:48and besides there's someone out there
01:00:50who wants me
01:00:51and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process
01:00:53hey uh
01:00:54we're throwing a halloween party tonight
01:00:56they go on the land fair
01:00:57you should come
01:00:58she's got plans
01:01:00actually i don't
01:01:03my first frat party invite
01:01:05wow
01:01:06this whole hot girl act
01:01:07is actually working
01:01:08you should bring your home girl
01:01:10the guy's gonna love you
01:01:11i will see you tonight
01:01:13you're not going to bed
01:01:16newsflash
01:01:17you're not my boyfriend
01:01:18you could have been
01:01:19but you didn't want the baggage
01:01:26i think i still have the ears somewhere
01:01:46ew that doesn't even sound right
01:01:48i just found
01:01:51the perfect outfit
01:01:52to match your boyfriend
01:01:53everly
01:01:55not funny
01:01:56imagine being
01:01:57old ass luke
01:01:58stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:59and he gets a text from you
01:02:01in this
01:02:02if he hasn't jumped off a bridge
01:02:03he definitely will
01:02:04how pathetic is it
01:02:06that i'm playing mind games
01:02:07with a guy
01:02:07that i haven't even
01:02:08gone to second base with
01:02:09hey
01:02:10whatever helps you get over him
01:02:11okay
01:02:12we have push-up bra
01:02:16pink
01:02:17red
01:02:18get in
01:02:32get Sophie safe
01:02:33get out
01:02:34Sophie's the only person
01:02:36I'm doing this for
01:02:36sick costume bro
01:02:40right
01:02:42gotta have at least
01:02:46three chicks with you
01:02:47to get in man
01:02:48sorry
01:02:50rules
01:02:51idiot
01:02:56idiot
01:03:00stop being shy
01:03:10you look hot
01:03:11see
01:03:14wait
01:03:17hand me your phone
01:03:18why
01:03:19because
01:03:23because
01:03:23i'm
01:03:25taking
01:03:26a point
01:03:27five and
01:03:28sending it to
01:03:29luke
01:03:29no
01:03:31yes
01:03:32i'm good
01:03:35i got a hat
01:03:39i have to get to her
01:03:41where is it
01:03:41i need to be so drunk to
01:03:53predict what you just think
01:03:54he opened it immediately
01:03:56he's so whipped
01:03:57welcome to the party
01:03:59i need to be so drunk to
01:04:04predict what you just think
01:04:05he opened it immediately
01:04:06he's so whipped
01:04:08it's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:35so
01:04:51yo this girl's crazy
01:04:53yo this girl's crazy
01:05:00Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:09Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:15You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:17Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:19That's a lie.
01:05:21You talk?
01:05:24Come on, Sophie.
01:05:25Let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:28Coming.
01:05:28My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:30Actually, I'll join.
01:05:32What? No.
01:05:34Don't let him in here!
01:05:42Who's going first?
01:05:45I'll spin.
01:05:47Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:48I hope it lands on me.
01:05:50He seems experienced.
01:06:00Fuck.
01:06:05Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:09Rules of rule.
01:06:10As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:12Can we talk like adults?
01:06:28Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:34You know, you dress like this makes me want to fuck you right here.
01:06:36How about another belly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:59How about another belly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:01See you then.
01:07:01You will get away from me.
01:07:02Do you think you heard?
01:07:05Dad, what do you think?
01:07:06Matt, what do you think?
01:07:07I don't know.
01:07:08I have to doところ.
01:07:08He's not a T or two reduz' for you.
01:07:10Isgracet to see you next week on your club, Dr. Miller?
01:07:11You literally have to act as customers are right here looking forward.
01:07:12That's why I originated in this app like you.
01:07:14This week, I have drawn you to the raison or you couldn't do it.
01:07:14How about another belly exam, I know?
01:07:18Do you think you always remember?
01:07:19You're wondering why you're here thinking?
01:07:21What do you eat certain causescé?
01:07:23I'm curious.
01:07:24I'm curious.
01:07:24How do you think it actually has any more jewelry?
01:07:25What do you think?
01:07:26I did mean it?
01:07:27What?
01:07:33Time's up.
01:07:35What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:37I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:40Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:57So, how was it?
01:08:05Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:07I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:11Sophie.
01:08:20Me?
01:08:22Sophie, come on, Kim.
01:08:24You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:25Come on, Noah.
01:08:37Okay, so...
01:08:38I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:40What?
01:08:41So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:43So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:46You can relax.
01:08:47I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:49Really?
01:08:50But, all the rumors.
01:08:52Look, everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:55Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:59I don't even know a Derek.
01:09:01I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:05I'm so screwed.
01:09:08Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:11They're gonna kill me.
01:09:13No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:15No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:17Wait.
01:09:17I'll help you.
01:09:21How?
01:09:28It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:30Come on, virgin.
01:09:34They're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate!
01:09:37We don't have time.
01:09:38Just come here.
01:09:38You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:42Really?
01:09:43You don't care?
01:09:46No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:48You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:51Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:52I owe you.
01:10:00Noah!
01:10:01Are you in there?
01:10:03Oh, yeah.
01:10:07It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:10Oh, yeah.
01:10:12All right, that's enough.
01:10:15Selfie, if you open the damn door.
01:10:19Okay, ready?
01:10:20It's working.
01:10:22Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:25He deserves it.
01:10:50What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:51What the fuck were you doing in the middle of him?
01:10:54Well.
01:10:58First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:07Liar.
01:11:09You don't know that.
01:11:10You know you belong to me.
01:11:16True it.
01:11:17Get out.
01:11:38Get out.
01:11:41I did like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic
01:11:44Told you I ain't going down, but you ain't like it
01:11:47Told you I ain't going down, but you ain't sorry
01:11:50I need this off, you know?
01:11:53I don't want to
01:11:54Me too
01:12:11What?
01:12:13Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:15No, no, I'm not changing my mind
01:12:18I'm just kicking myself
01:12:20Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:24You fucking idiot
01:12:26You are
01:12:41I guess you better take that
01:12:52Someone better be dying
01:12:53What's it, code blue?
01:12:56They are
01:12:57I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go
01:13:02I've been burned too many times
01:13:08Are we ever going to do this, Luke?
01:13:11Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to see
01:13:15I promise we're going to do this, we are
01:13:18But not in some shitty frat house
01:13:23You deserve better than that
01:13:25Better how?
01:13:29You have a passport, right?
01:13:33Sexy underwear?
01:13:34Check
01:13:34A jacket?
01:13:37Check
01:13:37A bikini
01:13:38Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:40He didn't tell me
01:13:42Crap, he's here
01:13:45Bitch, you won't believe this
01:13:48Oh my god
01:13:49No way
01:13:56This man's insane
01:13:57He's actually psycho
01:13:59On the other hand
01:14:01Crazy makes for good sex
01:14:03You'll look soldier
01:14:04Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:10He's hot
01:14:11Do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:12It's finally happening
01:14:15You look incredible
01:14:27You said airport fit
01:14:30You look incredible
01:14:41You said airport fit
01:14:44You said airport fit
01:15:00On the other hand
01:15:16With people
01:15:16If you don't give me back my sight
01:15:19In the next five seconds
01:15:20I'm going to lose my mind
01:15:21I'm sorry, I just didn't want to ruin the surprise.
01:15:30A croissant?
01:15:32You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:51I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:05Luke.
01:16:12You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:21Yeah, that's, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:39It's finally happening.
01:16:51You know, it was weird when you were my customer.
01:17:09It's weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:21Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:24She's all yours?
01:17:25Miss Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control
01:17:31prescription.
01:17:32Yes.
01:17:33We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:37I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:39We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:44Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:46I'm sorry?
01:17:46Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:53I'll give you two a moment.
01:18:00I'm so sorry.
01:18:02I don't know how this happened.
01:18:04I was trying to be safe.
01:18:07Wow.
01:18:07What do you think the odds are?
01:18:10Like 1.6 in 100?
01:18:13You'd probably hate me.
01:18:16As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:21Graduations in a month and I mean we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:32Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:33You're in.
01:18:35Fuck.
01:18:35I'm all in.
01:18:37I'm all in.
01:18:37You're in.
01:18:38I'm all in.
01:18:39You're in.
01:18:41I'm all in.
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