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00:00:00Buy lingerie. Check. Bikini watch. Check. Get boyfriend. Check. Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity. It's Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:26Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear?
00:00:36Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, dick.
00:00:43Double shot of espresso and a mocha frap with non-fat milk, right?
00:00:47You're perfect. Thank you.
00:00:48Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:00:52Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready.
00:00:55Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee.
00:00:57No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:12Want coffee?
00:01:15Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:17Oh, my God. Mikey, don't just laugh. You're so mean. Go help your girlfriend.
00:01:32All right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. No, baby. You look great.
00:01:37My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:38Come here. Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:50Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:51Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:05Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:02:09She's such a slut.
00:02:10As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:02:13Yeah.
00:02:14Watch this.
00:02:15Oh, Mikey. Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:19Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:02:22Like making coffee.
00:02:24Or having sex.
00:02:27Tosh, no. Come on.
00:02:29Oh, my God.
00:02:31Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:33Oh, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:43Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:02:45I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:51Brooke, is it?
00:02:52Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:55What? I literally don't even know you.
00:02:57Don't be embarrassed.
00:02:58Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:01You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06What?
00:03:08It was just chlamydia!
00:03:10Oh, fuck you all!
00:03:12Sounds like she already did.
00:03:14Oh, my God.
00:03:31I'm really, really sorry.
00:03:33I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:35He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:03:37What does that mean?
00:03:41Shit, my appointment.
00:03:42I gotta go.
00:03:43Sorry.
00:03:48All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:53So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:56Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:03:57He?
00:03:58A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:04:08This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:11Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:17It's Luke.
00:04:19Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:20My gynecologist.
00:04:22My gynecologist.
00:04:28Don't worry, I'm fooling the doctor to be gentle as it's your first time.
00:04:40Right, my first time.
00:04:42Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:44Yes.
00:04:45Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:46Nice to meet me?
00:04:47Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:49Grind me.
00:04:49I mean, the coffee shop.
00:04:52Grind me.
00:04:55Oh no, he remembers me.
00:04:57So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:01Yes.
00:05:02That asshole.
00:05:04Yes.
00:05:06I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:11I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:14I will use a condom.
00:05:17I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:19He's not good for you.
00:05:21Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:05:22Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:24Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:26I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:29I'm ready.
00:05:30I think I'm ready.
00:05:32Mike's my boyfriend and, yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:05:37You know what, I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:42Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:46Breast exam?
00:05:48Breast exam?
00:05:49If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:52No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:05:58It's probably easier to lay back.
00:06:04Is this okay?
00:06:07Hey, it's okay.
00:06:09Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:11Stop it. Stop.
00:06:14My head's cold.
00:06:15No, they're perfect.
00:06:17Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:19There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:24There are no abnormalities.
00:06:29Thank you, Luke.
00:06:31Dr. Miller.
00:06:33That wasn't so bad.
00:06:34Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:37Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:49So, I need you to relax for me.
00:06:52All right?
00:06:53You're doing good.
00:06:56I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:06:59I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:11You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:13I need you to relax for me.
00:07:14So, do you like younger women?
00:07:22I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:25No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:32And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donate a few hours of my time at clinic.
00:07:36Oh, duh.
00:07:37Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:40Amazing.
00:07:41Last thing.
00:07:42I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:46All right?
00:07:48Relax for me.
00:07:49You're doing good.
00:07:50His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:52Oh, my gosh.
00:07:53I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:03Did he?
00:08:06All right.
00:08:08He's so noticed.
00:08:10Oh, my God.
00:08:10Everything looks good.
00:08:12No abnormalities.
00:08:14All right?
00:08:16Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:28I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:35All right, so, here's your break.
00:08:41Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:43All right, so, here's my patient.
00:08:54Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:08:58You are so graphic.
00:09:03Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:06You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:10Luke.
00:09:11Are you serious?
00:09:12You're going to finger by the hood.
00:09:14I don't talk to you.
00:09:15He buys coffee from you.
00:09:16V. Luke.
00:09:18Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:20So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:09:24Shut up, everybody.
00:09:26Shit.
00:09:26He's so sexy.
00:09:28Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:30Okay, bye.
00:09:31Don't worry.
00:09:32Okay?
00:09:33Tonight's going to be amazing, okay, Soph?
00:09:36Yes.
00:09:37Come on.
00:09:38Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:39Mike.
00:09:40I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:49Why do I even care?
00:09:55Yo.
00:09:56Are you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:09:58Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:00Okay.
00:10:00You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:05You're dating a nun.
00:10:08She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:09I'm calling it.
00:10:10Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:13I just can't prove it.
00:10:16You will soon.
00:10:18They're going to film her?
00:10:20Yo.
00:10:24Dude, you're sick.
00:10:25What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:28A little bit of this.
00:10:31And she's going to go feral.
00:10:35Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:10:37Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:42Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:43You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:45Hey, you need to pay.
00:10:53Fuck!
00:10:54My eyes!
00:10:55What the fuck?
00:10:56Where's your fucking friend live?
00:10:57Before I call the cops.
00:11:00Kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:03I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:04The lady.
00:11:29Nervous?
00:11:30Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:41Nervous?
00:11:43I'm a little nervous.
00:11:44Hey.
00:11:45Don't be.
00:11:47You know my cherries I popped?
00:11:53Wait.
00:11:54What?
00:11:55I'm sorry.
00:11:56I forgot to start my birth control.
00:11:58We're going to have to wait.
00:11:59I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:00I can't do this.
00:12:03Are you kidding me?
00:12:05I'm sorry.
00:12:06You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:08Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:10I'm going home.
00:12:17There it is.
00:12:18There it is.
00:12:21The hell you are.
00:12:23Not until I get something.
00:12:26No.
00:12:27No.
00:12:27No.
00:12:30Stop, Mike.
00:12:32Stop.
00:12:32Stop.
00:12:33Mike.
00:12:37Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:46Dr. Miller.
00:12:47Hey, Sophie.
00:12:48Hey.
00:12:49Hey, Steven.
00:12:50Hey, Sophie.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:55Hey.
00:12:55Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:56Did you take something?
00:12:58What's up, Grandpa?
00:12:59Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:00Oh.
00:13:01Oh.
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:04Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:05Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:08I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:10If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:11I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:12What?
00:13:14What's so funny?
00:13:14You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:17Since who?
00:13:17You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:19Yeah.
00:13:21I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:23My family's the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:27That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:31You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:33Wait.
00:13:34Wait.
00:13:34Wait.
00:13:34Wait.
00:13:34Wait.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:36No.
00:13:36No.
00:13:36And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:39No.
00:13:39No.
00:13:39No.
00:13:39Please.
00:13:40Can we talk about this?
00:13:41It was just a joke.
00:13:42Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:48Hey, come on.
00:14:05She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:08Either way, it's not good.
00:14:12I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:28Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:29I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:39What much did you have to drink?
00:14:41I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:46Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:50Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:51Tell me this.
00:14:52Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:14:59I was at the bar.
00:15:01All right?
00:15:01And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:09Wow.
00:15:10I'm an idiot.
00:15:17No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:19First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:29And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:36I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:39I'm sorry, Soph.
00:15:48So, if you want my virginity, Luke, you can have it.
00:16:06Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:09Are you hard right now?
00:16:17That's so wrong.
00:16:19You're drunk.
00:16:20I'm taking you home.
00:16:23What are you doing?
00:16:24You're drunk.
00:16:25I'm taking you home.
00:16:26What?
00:16:26No, I can't go home.
00:16:28My roommate's there.
00:16:29I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:30She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:39We're here.
00:16:41Here?
00:16:41Where is here?
00:16:43My place.
00:16:45You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:49If you're comfortable.
00:16:51I want to.
00:16:51I mean, I'm cool.
00:16:54I'm cool with that.
00:16:56But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:16:59Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:02Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:03You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:28The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:32How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:45It's huge.
00:17:47I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:50Not all tight spaces.
00:17:52Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:57Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:17:58You'll feel better afterwards.
00:17:59Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:02Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:09I'm happy.
00:18:10I'm happy.
00:18:32You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:45You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:50I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:18:53You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:18:57Wait.
00:18:59You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:08No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:12Then why me?
00:19:13I'm nothing special.
00:19:15You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:19You're kind to people.
00:19:22You're beautiful.
00:19:23Who is that?
00:19:35Ah, this is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:37Um, you have to hide right now.
00:19:41All right?
00:19:42Come on.
00:19:42Luke, are you home?
00:19:51Lukey, come out, come out.
00:19:55Stop playing.
00:19:56I stole one of your pagers.
00:19:59I know you're not on call.
00:20:00Don't say a word.
00:20:07There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:14Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:17What the hell?
00:20:19She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:21We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:24She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:25Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:28Shh.
00:20:30What are you doing?
00:20:33You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:35I'm sleeping.
00:20:37Why don't I join you?
00:20:44I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:46Like what, baby?
00:20:48Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:50Ice cubes?
00:20:52What ice cubes?
00:20:53Like call the cops.
00:20:55Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:20:57Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:20:59Come on, Lukey.
00:21:00You know you love screwing me.
00:21:03I have someone new in my life.
00:21:12Someone new?
00:21:13Who the fuck is she?
00:21:16I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:19And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:21Then I'm going to call the dean.
00:21:22And I'm going to let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:26Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:27No.
00:21:27You can't.
00:21:29One.
00:21:32Two.
00:21:32Fine.
00:21:33Fine.
00:21:34I'm leaving.
00:21:37Your loss.
00:21:38Oh, my God.
00:21:48Luke.
00:21:49Luke.
00:21:49Luke.
00:21:49Luke.
00:21:50Holy shit.
00:22:04You smell like booze.
00:22:06I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:09What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:11I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:20You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:24You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:43My virginity?
00:22:47Yep. Still intact.
00:22:50Fuck my life.
00:22:54Language, Ms. Tisdale.
00:22:55Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:22:59I'm here to tend to your massive hangover, whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:05What would you have me do?
00:23:06Don't say it. Don't say it.
00:23:08You could join me.
00:23:14Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:15Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:27There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:30I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:42But?
00:23:43But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:23:47You're my patient for one.
00:23:49In an on-campus clinic.
00:23:51I'm graduating this year.
00:23:54Second?
00:23:57You're a virgin.
00:24:00Ouch.
00:24:00I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:12You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:16You're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:18I don't make both.
00:24:23I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, all right, sweetheart?
00:24:27I'm not that guy.
00:24:33Well, maybe I don't need you to call me, Luke.
00:24:35I'm a big girl.
00:24:36I can handle myself.
00:24:40Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:41I saw how hot your ex is, and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:24:50Someone's jealous.
00:24:53Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe
00:24:56to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:24:58Because it's cheap.
00:24:59Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:15Then you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:19You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:24So do it.
00:25:25I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:27I promise.
00:25:29I'm ready.
00:25:38What's that?
00:25:39As your doctor, I know you haven't started your brush control.
00:25:47Sorry, son.
00:25:50Are you kidding me?
00:25:51Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:00You're killing me.
00:26:01So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy-ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:06A virgin?
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:08I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:13Can you wait?
00:26:17Oh my god.
00:26:18Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked at his age, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed
00:26:25like you.
00:26:26He respects you, dummy.
00:26:28Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:30I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:34All the things I'm not.
00:26:35You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:39Get back for a test drive.
00:26:40Watch.
00:26:43Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new...
00:26:45I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:26:55What a janitor.
00:26:57Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:02What do you want?
00:27:04I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:09I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:13Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:16He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:18Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:26Can you believe it?
00:27:28Sophie's evil.
00:27:30First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:27:32A slut.
00:27:34Pregnant with Luke's?
00:27:35Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke, loser barista?
00:27:46Sophie, you idiot.
00:27:47Of course he was never yours.
00:27:52Sophie!
00:27:53You can have him!
00:27:55You didn't have to hurt my baby!
00:27:57I didn't do this, I swear.
00:27:58I would never.
00:27:59What's going on?
00:28:00Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:03No, I didn't.
00:28:03I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:05Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:08Sophie?
00:28:10I'm calling the police.
00:28:11No, I would never do this.
00:28:13Please.
00:28:13She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:16We need a medic, too.
00:28:17I'm a doctor.
00:28:18I'm a doctor.
00:28:44Um, no, no, no, no.
00:28:47I'm fine.
00:28:48I'll just be going.
00:28:52We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:28:55Never seen him look so angry.
00:28:57Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:03Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:06It was for a friend.
00:29:08You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:11Let me go.
00:29:12I don't want to press charges.
00:29:15Just a moment.
00:29:18Oh, my God.
00:29:29You're crazy.
00:29:29You're actually crazy.
00:29:31Luke, please.
00:29:32I can explain.
00:29:34She's not right for you.
00:29:37Breaking into my house.
00:29:38Stealing my pager.
00:29:39That's normal for you, Gina.
00:29:41I get it.
00:29:42But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:29:49Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:29:52She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:29:56I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:29:58Stop.
00:29:59Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:01You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:04She's nothing.
00:30:05A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:09You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:11Officer, take her away.
00:30:13Let's go.
00:30:18You bitch!
00:30:19You don't deserve him.
00:30:21Let's go.
00:30:23I knew she was psycho.
00:30:26You couldn't even hurt Flay, even if someone paid you to.
00:30:29Thanks, Ev.
00:30:30Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:30:31I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:30:35Take the date.
00:30:35Let's go.
00:30:39I knew she was psycho.
00:30:44You couldn't even hurt Flay, even if someone paid you to.
00:30:47Thanks, Ev.
00:30:48Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:30:49I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:30:52Take the date.
00:31:02Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:31:04Cadillac pussy.
00:31:09You came just to save me?
00:31:18Of course I did.
00:31:25I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so...
00:31:30I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:36I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:38Sophie, I...
00:31:38I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:41Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:43I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:45I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:48I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:31:52What do you mean?
00:31:53I mean, you...
00:31:55reject all of my advances,
00:31:57and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:01What do you see in me?
00:32:04Or am I just...
00:32:06entertainment to you?
00:32:06Entertainment.
00:32:08Sophie,
00:32:08if you were just to entertain me,
00:32:10I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:13You're just...
00:32:14young.
00:32:19I should leave you the hell alone
00:32:20unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:22Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN
00:32:25doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:27What do you want?
00:32:39You...
00:32:40take me seriously.
00:32:45Get in the car.
00:32:48What?
00:32:48To where?
00:32:50Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:32:53What?
00:32:54Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:32:55I thought you said we were here to meet your family
00:33:23not go to a gala
00:33:24we're doing both my mother she hosts our clinics charity gala here for vacation
00:33:29your vacation home as in you have multiple wow mr millen it's good to have you home sir
00:33:40and you have a butler at your vacation mansion luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:33:50what the hell look i didn't say because i don't want to stress out the truth is yes
00:33:56so my family's rich but we're not here to impress him we're here to show him that you're a part of
00:34:02my life and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:06girlfriend
00:34:10what happened to the pretty one gina the dean's daughter the one i worked so hard to set you up with
00:34:19mother again if i just said this is my girlfriend and my date to the gala if i have to remind you to
00:34:30importance in my life again i'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly unless you want one
00:34:34of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:34:36oh you ungrateful child
00:34:40if you'll excuse us we need to get ready oh before we go which room do you keep the
00:34:48ditches dior and versace she needs some options for tonight
00:34:51fourth floor third door on your view
00:34:54thank you mother good to see you
00:34:58that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:35:07your brother has lost it get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:35:20is your mom always so narcissistic psychopath yeah that's why i don't really get along with the
00:35:37family but the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients so i come back every year
00:35:44you care a lot about your patients that's sweet i do plus the other perk is i can spend a ton of
00:35:51money on you what does that mean
00:35:54luke you did not
00:36:05which one of them speaks to you
00:36:12i mean i want all of them that's done i haven't even picked one out
00:36:17you said you want all of them they're yours
00:36:2180 i can't accept this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:36:31well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:36:34why do you like me i'm just a college student and you're
00:36:41you dr trust fund baby your culture your parents host charity events
00:36:48you have a butler that does your laundry i do my laundry in a coin operated machine
00:36:52that i share with like a hundred other students
00:36:55it's not too late to not associate with me
00:36:57of course it's too late
00:37:13i'm already falling for you
00:37:15then why won't you go all the way with me
00:37:19because i want it to be right
00:37:25i don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you
00:37:30but take it slow
00:37:33even though
00:37:38there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now
00:37:44really
00:37:45really
00:37:52come back here
00:38:15i'm just giving you what you want luke
00:38:18are you teasing me miss tisdale
00:38:24you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:38:26just making sure you know what you're missing out on
00:38:37can you zip me up please
00:38:39you know
00:38:46i'm gonna need you back for this
00:38:48whatever you say doc
00:38:58that doesn't sound like jina
00:39:07he dumped my best friend
00:39:11the gala is tonight
00:39:13and luke is supposed to have
00:39:15the dean's daughter on his arm
00:39:18not strutting the campus mattress
00:39:21luke's an idiot
00:39:23for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:39:26don't worry mom
00:39:28i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:39:30just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake
00:39:33that's my girl
00:39:35sophie love you've been in there for two hours
00:39:41i promise you you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight
00:39:44holy shit
00:40:00an heiress for a barista
00:40:05an heiress for a barista
00:40:07don't worry mom
00:40:10i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:12just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake
00:40:15that's my girl
00:40:18sofi love you've been in there for two hours
00:40:23i promise you you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight
00:40:26holy shit
00:40:42it's not about being pretty
00:40:51i just
00:40:52i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:40:55i've never even been to a charity auction
00:40:58wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like
00:41:01a bowling alley
00:41:02and donated the party expenses
00:41:03you're so refreshing
00:41:07you ready
00:41:09wow
00:41:27he's an upgrade of vagina
00:41:29yeah
00:41:30you never said your brother's chip was so pretty
00:41:33why would you want to break them up
00:41:35shut up
00:41:35there's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance found the drain
00:41:38if my brother raises nobody
00:41:40it's that of gina
00:41:41i'd like to thank you all for coming to the baldwin memorial charity event
00:41:51this is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic
00:41:54myself and my girlfriend sophie tisdale
00:41:58are very excited to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:01cheers
00:42:01girlfriend
00:42:06not for long
00:42:08good evening everyone
00:42:23thank you so much for being here
00:42:26and our wonderful charity auction
00:42:29our first item
00:42:31an all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora
00:42:38with its amazing iconic volcanic views
00:42:43starting big
00:42:445,000
00:42:465,000
00:42:475,000
00:42:48now 6
00:42:4820 to 6
00:42:49Bora Bora after finals
00:42:51that's pretty good
00:42:51can I get
00:42:53you need to come quick
00:42:55my wife's having allergic reaction
00:42:56you'll be okay
00:42:58go
00:42:59let's go
00:43:00what is it
00:43:09my throat
00:43:09oh you're not
00:43:11breathe
00:43:13so
00:43:16so
00:43:20number 12
00:43:217,000
00:43:22all-expense-paid trip
00:43:23to Bora Bora
00:43:24give me a round of applause
00:43:25congratulations
00:43:26hey hey hey
00:43:27actually we have one more item up for grabs
00:43:30miss tisdale
00:43:31a gorgeous student
00:43:32has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man
00:43:37now according to miss tisdale she has a great personality and an even better mouth
00:43:43what a hussy
00:43:45auctioning a blowjob
00:43:47I hope dr. miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:43:50I mean the poor guy's tending to a patient
00:43:53I knew that you were too classless with this family
00:43:57poor lukey
00:43:59he hasn't fooled
00:44:00trailer trash skank
00:44:03who let her kind in here
00:44:05I wouldn't do that
00:44:06I would never
00:44:07I have a thousand for a night with miss tisdale
00:44:10hmm
00:44:11really sophie
00:44:12no one wants you for a thousand
00:44:14whew
00:44:15alright
00:44:16500
00:44:17alright
00:44:19500 for the poor girl
00:44:20she's got student loans
00:44:23whatever that means
00:44:25where's Luke
00:44:26are you?
00:44:34I don't see anything wrong here
00:44:36no my throat it hurts
00:44:38what's wrong with me?
00:44:39I recognize you
00:44:40you're one of my sister's shithead friends
00:44:42what the hell is going on here
00:44:43hey
00:44:43the sister's doing you a favor bro
00:44:44Patrick
00:44:45get out of my way
00:44:47why lower your standards?
00:44:48we're millionaires
00:44:49she may be a good fuck
00:44:50but that's all she'll ever be man
00:44:52you can talk about my girlfriend
00:44:59when you can live a day without your daddy's money
00:45:01motherfucker
00:45:02I mean look
00:45:13I know Sophie's just being modest
00:45:16poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom
00:45:19well I'll help the young lady then
00:45:22maybe we could have some late night study sessions
00:45:26sold for $400
00:45:30wow Sophie
00:45:32looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:45:35used goods
00:45:46that's right Serena
00:45:47after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:45:50Luke you watch your mouth right now
00:45:52what was that you're saying about class Letitia darling?
00:45:58you idiot
00:46:05get off the stage
00:46:06we're leaving
00:46:07mom
00:46:08he's embarrassing me
00:46:09you're humiliating me in front of my friends
00:46:12you pussy
00:46:12no need my dear
00:46:14our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you
00:46:19after all of
00:46:20this
00:46:21young man
00:46:28that information you gave is illegal
00:46:31you're a doctor
00:46:33Greg I was waiting to get to you
00:46:34you want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:37aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend Stephanie?
00:46:39how's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:41no no no no no
00:46:42Stephanie?
00:46:49I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got
00:47:01you can't
00:47:02you see yes
00:47:03my family might own the clinic that you all go to
00:47:05but I practice under the university
00:47:07so you can't touch me
00:47:09so unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry
00:47:12I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:15and then get the fuck out of my house
00:47:16let's go
00:47:19get to writing
00:47:21let's go
00:47:23everybody out
00:47:24where these assholes go?
00:47:32you didn't have to ruin your charity event for me
00:47:35I would have been okay
00:47:36I do it a thousand times over
00:47:37no one comes at my woman like that
00:47:39plus I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:41than we have in the last ten years
00:47:43blackmail surprisingly works
00:47:45alright
00:47:47what are you looking for?
00:48:04I paid for all the booze so
00:48:05I figure how the night went
00:48:08might as well be your personal bartender
00:48:11right
00:48:13okay
00:48:15make me
00:48:17an appletini
00:48:19what?
00:48:21seriously?
00:48:24alright so
00:48:25vodka
00:48:26lemon
00:48:27and
00:48:27apple liqueur
00:48:28can we just
00:48:29choose something easier?
00:48:31you suck at being a rich kid
00:48:32move
00:48:36can you open that?
00:48:44thank you
00:48:44alright
00:48:48let's just
00:48:49make it simple
00:48:50body shots
00:48:51I've never done that before
00:48:56seriously?
00:48:58what do you mean?
00:48:59you're like so old
00:49:00I was trying to get into school
00:49:01I didn't have time to
00:49:03do body shots
00:49:04off of hot little girls like you
00:49:05he just said you're hot
00:49:07make the move Sophie
00:49:08okay
00:49:09okay well
00:49:10I'll teach you
00:49:11holy shit
00:49:22alright
00:49:44I got the hang of that
00:49:45now it's your turn
00:49:47Miss Tisdale
00:49:47now or never Sophie
00:49:48go for it
00:49:49new rule
00:49:50you can't choose the same place twice
00:49:52is that so?
00:49:55then
00:49:55where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:07shame shame
00:50:08you're tryna play
00:50:09with my emotion
00:50:10blame blame
00:50:12only you for your lack of devotion
00:50:14how'd you ever think
00:50:16you could pull this shit
00:50:18think you could get away with it
00:50:20be careful what you give
00:50:22cause you don't know
00:50:23what you might get
00:50:24I'm sorry
00:50:34I'm sorry was that
00:50:34you drive me fucking wild
00:50:37Luke
00:50:39I'm ready
00:50:40yeah I'm an idiot
00:50:49wait what?
00:50:51Sophie I went too far
00:50:52I'm sorry
00:50:53fuck
00:50:55Luke no
00:50:56no no no
00:50:56I'm telling you
00:50:57that I'm ready
00:50:58I wanna do this with you
00:51:00lose my virginity
00:51:01Sophie
00:51:03don't Sophie me
00:51:05don't Sophie me
00:51:05that's so patronizing
00:51:07okay
00:51:09I'm trying
00:51:10but
00:51:11I'm gonna be the person responsible
00:51:13if you get hurt
00:51:13I don't wanna be the guy that
00:51:15you know
00:51:16leads to you ruining your life
00:51:18I'm terrified of that
00:51:19it's this that hurts me
00:51:20what you're doing right now
00:51:21rejecting me
00:51:22what would be so terrible
00:51:24about us being together
00:51:25being together
00:51:26Sophie
00:51:26did you see what happened here today?
00:51:29I mean my family sucks
00:51:32my ex-girlfriend is
00:51:33batshit crazy
00:51:35I mean
00:51:35of course I wanna be with you
00:51:38but am I right for you?
00:51:41and you really wanna take on
00:51:42this much baggage?
00:51:43I might be a virgin
00:51:44but this whole
00:51:45it's not you
00:51:46it's me thing
00:51:46is really freshman year
00:51:48Sophie
00:51:52where you going?
00:51:54I'm calling a cab
00:51:55and going back to campus
00:51:56I can't deal with your
00:51:57hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:51:58you think you're doing me
00:52:00this favor
00:52:00but really
00:52:01you're just reminding me
00:52:02of how unfuckable I am
00:52:03don't follow me
00:52:07damn it
00:52:13I guess I'm the first girl
00:52:21in the world
00:52:21to be on birth control
00:52:23and not even get laid
00:52:24what's the point
00:52:38in talking to me now
00:52:39you've rejected me
00:52:40thrice
00:52:40is that your boyfriend
00:52:45you're ignoring?
00:52:46nope
00:52:46boyfriends have sex
00:52:49with their girlfriends
00:52:49so I've got the hottest
00:52:51girl in the bar
00:52:52all to myself
00:52:54what?
00:52:58you heard me
00:52:59hottest lady I've ever seen
00:53:01at this school
00:53:01seriously?
00:53:05you're into this?
00:53:07like
00:53:07you might wanna like
00:53:09hook up?
00:53:09hell yeah I would
00:53:10maybe we can start
00:53:12with a kiss
00:53:13wow I'm not unfuckable
00:53:15after all
00:53:16maybe you lose the problem
00:53:17pause
00:53:19what did you just say?
00:53:26I'm a virgin
00:53:27oh no
00:53:29she's a virgin y'all
00:53:31aww
00:53:32thank you
00:53:33excuse me?
00:53:34too much work
00:53:35you're probably super clingy too
00:53:37you should just go back
00:53:38to your dorm sweetie
00:53:39sweetie?
00:53:42I'm a senior
00:53:43that's even sadder
00:53:44you were just into me
00:53:48why are you treating me
00:53:49like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:51you're obviously a nice girl
00:53:52but I'm looking for
00:53:54it feels
00:53:54and it's gonna get messy
00:53:55and
00:53:57bleh
00:53:58sorry
00:53:59what?
00:54:02I'm black
00:54:03I'm in this
00:54:10$80,000 dress
00:54:12and I can't even get
00:54:13a stupid
00:54:14horny
00:54:15crack guy
00:54:15to get with me
00:54:17he would probably
00:54:18fuck anything
00:54:19except for me
00:54:20apparently
00:54:20oh and Luke
00:54:24of course Luke
00:54:25on the other hand
00:54:26he's had his hands
00:54:27literally inside of me
00:54:28and I guess he was
00:54:29just so repulsed
00:54:30that
00:54:30he didn't need to
00:54:31see more
00:54:32you know what?
00:54:41Sophie where the hell
00:54:42you been?
00:54:43I'm not the hospital
00:54:44right now
00:54:44but I'm
00:54:44oh look at me
00:54:45I'm a fancy
00:54:46ivy league doctor
00:54:47and I'm also hot as fuck
00:54:49and I just love
00:54:50to lead girls on
00:54:51with the
00:54:52orgasm pap smear
00:54:53two for one
00:54:54say something
00:54:56asshole
00:54:57can I come get you
00:54:59right now please?
00:55:00so you can what?
00:55:01not have sex
00:55:03yeah I don't think so
00:55:03I think I'll stay
00:55:04right here
00:55:04where the guys
00:55:05at least have
00:55:06I don't know
00:55:06the decency
00:55:07to not lead me on
00:55:08guys what guys?
00:55:10someone do something
00:55:11to you?
00:55:11of course not
00:55:13they
00:55:13they said I was
00:55:14too messy
00:55:15too messy
00:55:16and too much
00:55:17and I guess that
00:55:18means you get
00:55:19a second chance
00:55:20so
00:55:21you either fuck me
00:55:22or you lose me
00:55:23or you lose me
00:55:23I think I'm gonna
00:55:26pass out
00:55:27I'm coming to get you
00:55:28keep the phone on you
00:55:29alright?
00:55:29is she
00:55:50she's fine
00:55:55she's
00:55:56bottled water
00:55:58in two of these
00:55:59in the morning
00:55:59I don't know
00:56:01what she drank
00:56:01but whatever it is
00:56:02is gonna hit her hard
00:56:03Sophie you're gonna
00:56:06be the death of me
00:56:07rise and shine
00:56:28party animal
00:56:29you have a lot
00:56:31to tell me
00:56:32you feel like shit
00:56:36you look like shit
00:56:38but like
00:56:39a million bucks
00:56:40so is this a gift
00:56:42from Luke or?
00:56:43Everly the only thing
00:56:44that is gonna make
00:56:45this vodka tequila
00:56:47hangover worse
00:56:47is hearing his name
00:56:48he led me on
00:56:50and then
00:56:51left me for Ted
00:56:52but Luke brought you
00:56:53back to the
00:56:54Ev!
00:56:54I don't wanna hear it
00:56:55I'm done having
00:56:58my time wasted
00:56:59I guess I'm just
00:57:01too much work
00:57:02as a virgin
00:57:03so I've decided
00:57:05I'm not a virgin
00:57:08anymore
00:57:08huh?
00:57:10well virginity
00:57:11is like a whole
00:57:11construct right?
00:57:13people
00:57:13guys aren't gonna
00:57:14stop treating me
00:57:15like a baby
00:57:16unless I stop
00:57:17acting like one
00:57:18and looking like one
00:57:20I need you
00:57:23to help me look
00:57:25slutty
00:57:25no way
00:57:31I'm not gonna
00:57:31do that
00:57:32you're not gonna
00:57:32help me look sexy
00:57:33why not?
00:57:34Soph you are sexy
00:57:35I'm not slutty sexy
00:57:37guys don't go
00:57:39for that
00:57:39I look like a
00:57:41nun librarian
00:57:42I'm giving off
00:57:43don't fuck
00:57:44snooze fest
00:57:45boring
00:57:45Soph as your best friend
00:57:48I'm obligated to tell you
00:57:49that you don't have to
00:57:50change yourself
00:57:50for the right guy
00:57:51the thing is
00:57:52Mr. Right
00:57:52isn't doing anything wrong
00:57:54warm me up
00:57:59perfect
00:58:15isn't that that one
00:58:38dorky barista chick
00:58:39there's no way
00:58:41that goes off
00:58:42it is
00:58:43that's Sophie Tisdale
00:58:45dude the makeover is
00:58:47actually working
00:58:48everyone's looking at you
00:58:49good
00:58:50I hope the news gets
00:58:51back to Luke
00:58:51I mean more
00:58:53oh
00:58:55there he is
00:59:00are you gonna say
00:59:00something
00:59:01holy
00:59:05shit Sophie
00:59:06no
00:59:07I'm just gonna make you
00:59:08regret everything
00:59:09thanks babe
00:59:17it's all beautiful
00:59:18and what can I get
00:59:28for you handsome
00:59:29a latte would be nice
00:59:30but uh
00:59:31I like what you're
00:59:32giving me right now
00:59:33I take all kinds of tips
00:59:34what the hell's going on
00:59:36here
00:59:36stop interrupting
00:59:37grandpa
00:59:37the fuck did you just say
00:59:39one latte
00:59:40coming right up
00:59:41and what can I get
00:59:44for you doctor
00:59:45Sophie what is this
00:59:46you're dressed different
00:59:48you're acting different
00:59:48I don't get it
00:59:49whoops
00:59:51let me get that for you
00:59:52did you want a coffee
01:00:00the ab shining
01:00:01the ab shining is on the house
01:00:02Sophie I don't
01:00:04is this like a punishment
01:00:05I mean if it is
01:00:06I get it
01:00:06but telling yourself
01:00:07about other guys
01:00:08it's not you
01:00:08that's really not up to you
01:00:09anymore Dr. Miller
01:00:10I gave you a chance
01:00:12and besides
01:00:14there's someone out there
01:00:14who wants me
01:00:15and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:00:16in the process
01:00:17hey uh
01:00:18we're throwing a Halloween
01:00:19party tonight
01:00:20they done land fair
01:00:21you should come
01:00:22she's got plans
01:00:24actually
01:00:26I don't
01:00:27my first frat party invite
01:00:29wow
01:00:30this whole hot girl act
01:00:31is actually working
01:00:32you should bring your home girl
01:00:34guys gonna love you
01:00:35I will
01:00:36see you tonight
01:00:37you're not going to bed
01:00:40newsflash
01:00:41you're not my boyfriend
01:00:42you could have been
01:00:43but you didn't want the baggage
01:00:44that's not true
01:00:45actually I have to go
01:00:46plan my outfit for tonight
01:00:47my very sexy
01:00:49very booby outfit
01:00:50Sophie I'm not gonna let you
01:00:55throw your life away
01:00:55just because of me
01:00:56alright
01:00:56if I'm gonna do this
01:00:57fucking frat party
01:00:5836 years old
01:00:59I will
01:00:59what could you have
01:01:04possibly been in that
01:01:05oh that was
01:01:06sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:08yeah
01:01:08I think I still have
01:01:09the ears somewhere
01:01:10ew
01:01:10that doesn't even sound right
01:01:12I just found
01:01:14the perfect outfit
01:01:16to match your boyfriend
01:01:17everly not funny
01:01:20imagine being old ass
01:01:22Luke stuck at the
01:01:23stupid hospital
01:01:23and he gets a text
01:01:24from you
01:01:25in this
01:01:26if he hasn't jumped
01:01:27off a bridge
01:01:27he definitely will
01:01:28how pathetic is it
01:01:30that I'm playing mind
01:01:30games with a guy
01:01:31that I haven't even
01:01:32gone to second base with
01:01:33hey
01:01:33whatever helps you
01:01:34get over him
01:01:35okay
01:01:36red push-up bra
01:01:40pink
01:01:41red
01:01:42get in
01:01:56get Sophie safe
01:01:57get out
01:01:58Sophie you're the only
01:01:59person I'm doing this for
01:02:00sick costume bro
01:02:04right
01:02:06God I have at least
01:02:10three chicks with you
01:02:11to get in man
01:02:12sorry
01:02:14rules
01:02:15idiot
01:02:24I have to get to her
01:02:29where is she?
01:02:30stop being shy
01:02:34you look hot
01:02:35see
01:02:38wait
01:02:41hand me your phone
01:02:42why
01:02:43because
01:02:47I'm
01:02:49taking a point five
01:02:51and
01:02:52sending it to me
01:02:53no
01:02:55yes
01:02:56I got a hat
01:03:03I have to get to her
01:03:05where is it?
01:03:05I need to be so drunk
01:03:16to predict what you just did
01:03:17he opened it
01:03:19immediately
01:03:19he's so ripped
01:03:21welcome to the party
01:03:23I need to be so drunk
01:03:28to predict what you just did
01:03:29he opened it immediately
01:03:30he's so ripped
01:03:32welcome to the party
01:03:34do it on his ass
01:03:39hell yeah
01:03:44it's just
01:03:57not the same
01:03:58when it's not him
01:03:59Sophie
01:04:00Sophie
01:04:01Sophie
01:04:01Sophie
01:04:02Sophie
01:04:04Sophie
01:04:05Sophie
01:04:06Sophie
01:04:07Sophie
01:04:08yo this girl's crazy
01:04:17yo this girl's crazy
01:04:23just give me a second guys
01:04:28did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:35you're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you?
01:04:40actually I'm not thinking about you at all
01:04:42that's a lie
01:04:44want to talk?
01:04:45come on Sophie let's play spin the bottle
01:04:50coming my friend here is just leaving
01:04:53actually I'll join
01:04:55what? no
01:04:56don't want to be right here
01:04:58don't want to be right here
01:05:06who's going first?
01:05:09I'll spin
01:05:10do you think he's a TA?
01:05:12I hope it lands on me
01:05:13he seems experienced
01:05:15fuck
01:05:28fuck
01:05:29Sophie
01:05:30and Luke
01:05:31to the closet
01:05:32rules of rule
01:05:34as soon as the seven minutes are up
01:05:35I want out
01:05:36can you talk like adults?
01:05:52can we fuck like adults?
01:05:58you know you dress like this makes me on a fucking radio
01:06:01how about another pelvic exam Dr. Miller?
01:06:22I'm Dr. Miller
01:06:52what?
01:06:57time's up
01:06:58what were you just
01:06:59you wanted to
01:07:01I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine Luke
01:07:04now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance
01:07:07I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine
01:07:25sooo how was it?
01:07:28Luke's a little too shy for me
01:07:30I'm gonna spin again
01:07:35Sophie
01:07:36come on
01:07:37me?
01:07:38Sophie come on
01:07:39him?
01:07:40you had your chance Luke
01:07:41come on Noah
01:07:42okay
01:07:43so
01:07:44I've never kissed anyone before
01:07:45what?
01:07:46so
01:07:47I'm
01:07:48I'm
01:07:49I'm
01:07:50I'm
01:07:51I'm
01:07:52I'm
01:07:53I'm
01:07:54I'm
01:07:55I'm
01:07:56I'm
01:07:57I'm
01:07:58I'm
01:07:59I'm
01:08:00I'm
01:08:01I'm
01:08:02I'm
01:08:03I'm
01:08:04I'm
01:08:05I'm
01:08:06I'm
01:08:07I'm
01:08:08I'm
01:08:09I'm
01:08:10I'm
01:08:11I'm
01:08:12I'm
01:08:13I'm
01:08:14I'm
01:08:15I'm
01:08:16I'm
01:08:17I'm
01:08:18I'm
01:08:19I'm
01:08:20I'm
01:08:21I'm
01:08:28I'm
01:08:29I'm
01:08:30I'm
01:08:31can you
01:08:32I'm
01:08:33I'm
01:08:34I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:38I'm so screwed.
01:08:41Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin, and I'm the only one.
01:08:44They're gonna kill me.
01:08:46No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:48No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:08:50Wait.
01:08:52I'll help you.
01:08:54How?
01:09:01It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:03Come on, virgin.
01:09:07They're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate.
01:09:10We don't have time.
01:09:11Just come here.
01:09:13You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:15Really?
01:09:16You don't care?
01:09:18No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:21You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:24Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:30I owe you.
01:09:33Noah!
01:09:34Are you in there?
01:09:37Oh, yeah.
01:09:38Oh.
01:09:40It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:43Oh, yeah.
01:09:45All right, that's enough.
01:09:48Sophie!
01:09:49If you open the damn door...
01:09:51Okay, ready?
01:09:53It's working.
01:09:53Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:09:58He deserves it.
01:09:59He deserves it.
01:09:59What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:24What the fuck were you doing to me with him?
01:10:27Well...
01:10:28First, I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:40Liar.
01:10:42You don't know that.
01:10:43You know you belong to me.
01:10:49Prove it.
01:10:50I'm out here, girl.
01:11:07I'm back up in the street.
01:11:12Why are you trippin' baby you know it's my day?
01:11:15Acting like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic
01:11:18Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't like it
01:11:21Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't like it
01:11:24I need this off, don't you?
01:11:27I don't want to
01:11:29Me too
01:11:42What? Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:11:49No, no I'm not changing my mind
01:11:52I'm just caking myself
01:11:55Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:11:58You fuckin' idiot
01:12:01You are
01:12:12Ain't so much space for me
01:12:16I'm out here, girl
01:12:19I'm back up in this tree
01:12:23I guess you better take that
01:12:25Someone better be dying
01:12:27What's it, Code Blue?
01:12:29They are
01:12:34I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go
01:12:36I've been burned too many times
01:12:38Are we ever gonna do this, Luke?
01:12:42Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat
01:12:46Alright
01:12:47I promise we're gonna do this
01:12:48We are
01:12:50But not
01:12:51In some
01:12:52Shitty fat house
01:12:54You deserve better than that
01:12:56Better how?
01:13:00You have a passport, right?
01:13:03Sexy underwear?
01:13:04Track
01:13:05A jacket?
01:13:07Track
01:13:08A bikini
01:13:09Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:11He didn't tell me
01:13:14Crap, he's here
01:13:17Bitch, you won't believe this!
01:13:18Oh my god
01:13:25No way
01:13:26This man's insane
01:13:27He's actually psycho
01:13:30On the other hand
01:13:31Crazy makes for good sex
01:13:32Good Luke soldier
01:13:34Good Luke soldier
01:13:39Don't you have like, any advice for me?
01:13:40He's not
01:13:41Do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:13:44It's finally happening
01:13:45You look incredible
01:13:46You said airport fit
01:13:47I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:13:48You look incredible
01:13:49You said airport fit
01:13:53I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:13:54You look incredible
01:13:55You look incredible
01:13:59You look incredible
01:14:00You look incredible
01:14:01You said airport fit
01:14:02I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:05Honey
01:14:15This is so psychotic
01:14:16Am I really worth all this?
01:14:20This is so psychotic.
01:14:24Am I really worth all this?
01:14:28It's the first times.
01:14:32Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:36International.
01:14:36Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:14:51I'm sorry, I just didn't want to ruin the surprise.
01:14:54You ready?
01:15:00A croissant?
01:15:02You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:05It's a hint.
01:15:07Go look at the view, you'll know where we are.
01:15:16Are you crazy?
01:15:18You took me to Paris?
01:15:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:30I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:35Luke.
01:15:35You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:44I think you should take your clothes off.
01:15:49I think you should take your clothes off.
01:15:51Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:15:53Okay.
01:15:53It's finally happening.
01:16:10It's finally happening.
01:16:10I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:36You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:41Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:16:51Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller.
01:16:55She's all yours?
01:16:57Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:02Yes.
01:17:03We performed a routine analysis of your year and sample.
01:17:07I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:09We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:14Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:16I'm sorry?
01:17:18Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:23I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:24I'm so sorry.
01:17:32I don't know how this happened.
01:17:34I was trying to be safe.
01:17:37Wow.
01:17:38What do you think the odds are?
01:17:401.6 in 100.
01:17:42You probably hate me.
01:17:46As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:17:50Graduations in a month, and I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:02Sophie, I'm all in.
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