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00:00:00Buy lingerie. Check. Bikini wax. Check. Get boyfriend. Check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:17before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not
00:00:23thinking about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:28Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear? Okay, don't think about dick,
00:00:39especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning,
00:00:43dick. Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with nonfat milk, right? You're perfect. Thank
00:00:50you. Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect? Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would
00:00:56have got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:14Want coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:18Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right,
00:01:33all right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, trust me. You look great. My bad, my bad,
00:01:39not bad. Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time. Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:59Right, guy. See, it's my girl, my face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:06Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey, where did you find
00:02:18someone as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things, like making
00:02:24coffee or having sex. Josh, no, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:35Yes. So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:45Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you. Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week,
00:03:02gonorrhea last month. You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're
00:03:06on the medication. Oh, my God. What? It was just chlamydia! Oh, fuck you all!
00:03:14Sounds like she already did.
00:03:16Oh, boy.
00:03:34I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:41Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:50All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:54pelvic exam. So, go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:00A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:14Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:20It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:23My gynecologist.
00:04:24My gynecologist.
00:04:30Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Titty Chantel as it's your first time.
00:04:44Right. My first time.
00:04:46Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:50Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me.
00:04:54I mean, the coffee shop.
00:04:56Grind me.
00:04:58Oh, no.
00:04:59He remembers me.
00:05:01So, you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:06Bad asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:18I will use a condom.
00:05:21I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:24Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're sleeping.
00:05:26Nurse, can you grab me a disinfectant, please?
00:05:28Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:33I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:36Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so.
00:05:40You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:46Let's get started with the breast exam.
00:05:50Breast exam?
00:05:52Breast exam?
00:05:53If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:06:02Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back.
00:06:08It's okay.
00:06:12It's okay.
00:06:13Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:15Stop it. Stop.
00:06:17My hands are cold.
00:06:19No, they're perfect.
00:06:21Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:28There are no abnormalities.
00:06:33Thank you, Luke.
00:06:35Dr. Miller.
00:06:37That wasn't so bad.
00:06:38Sophie, can you put your feet up and start for me?
00:06:40Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:57All right?
00:06:58You're doing good.
00:07:00I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:03I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:18So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:30No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago, actually.
00:07:36And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:41Oh, duh.
00:07:42Now he thinks you think he's a creep.
00:07:44Amazing.
00:07:45Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:50All right?
00:07:53Relax for me.
00:07:54You're doing good.
00:07:55His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:57Oh, my gosh.
00:08:05I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:08Did he?
00:08:11All right.
00:08:13He's so noticed.
00:08:14Oh, my God.
00:08:15Everything looks good.
00:08:17No abnormalities.
00:08:18All right?
00:08:20Be right back.
00:08:28Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:40All right.
00:08:40So, here's your first...
00:08:41Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:50Yeah, we...
00:08:50No, she's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:03You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm...
00:09:10I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:12You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:15Luke.
00:09:16Are you serious?
00:09:18You got a finger by the...
00:09:19I don't talk to you.
00:09:20I got coffee from you.
00:09:21The Luke.
00:09:23Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:25So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or...
00:09:28Shut up, everybody.
00:09:31Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:34Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:36Yeah.
00:09:36Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:39Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:40Okay, Soph?
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:43Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:45Mike.
00:09:49I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:51Oh.
00:09:51Oh.
00:09:51Why do I even care?
00:09:55Yo.
00:10:01Ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:03Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:09You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:11You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:14I'm calling it.
00:10:15Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:21You will soon.
00:10:24You're going to film her?
00:10:25Yo.
00:10:29Dude, you're sick.
00:10:31What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:34A little bit of this.
00:10:36And she's going to go feral.
00:10:40Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:10:43Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:47Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:50Hey, you need to pay.
00:10:59Fuck, my eyes.
00:11:00What the fuck?
00:11:01Where's your fucking friend live?
00:11:02Before I call the cops.
00:11:05Kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:08I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:09Little lady.
00:11:16Little lady.
00:11:34You nervous?
00:11:35Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:45Nervous?
00:11:46I'm a little nervous.
00:11:48Don't be.
00:11:50You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:57Wait.
00:11:58What?
00:11:59I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:02We're gonna have to wait, I'm sorry Mike.
00:12:04I can't do this.
00:12:08Are you kidding me?
00:12:09I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:12Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:15I'm going home.
00:12:21There it is.
00:12:25The hell you are.
00:12:27Not until I get something.
00:12:30No, no.
00:12:35Stop, Mike.
00:12:36Stop.
00:12:37Hey.
00:12:45Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:50Dr. Miller.
00:12:52Hey, Sophie.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:55Did you take something?
00:12:56What's up, Grandpa?
00:12:57Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:58Listen up, dumbass.
00:12:59Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:00I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:01If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:02I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:03What?
00:13:04What's so funny?
00:13:05You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:06Says who?
00:13:07You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:08Yeah.
00:13:09I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:10My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:11That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:12You're dead.
00:13:13You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:14Where are you from?
00:13:15I don't know.
00:13:16I don't know.
00:13:17I don't know.
00:13:18I don't know.
00:13:19I don't know.
00:13:20I don't know.
00:13:21I don't know.
00:13:22I don't know.
00:13:23You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:24Yeah.
00:13:25I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:28My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:32That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:35You're dead.
00:13:36You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:38Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:40Wait.
00:13:41Wait.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:44No, no, no.
00:13:45Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:46It was just a joke.
00:13:47Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:48Ow.
00:13:49Ow.
00:13:50Ow.
00:13:51Ow.
00:13:52Hey.
00:13:53Hey, come on.
00:14:11She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:13Either way, it's not good.
00:14:18You stole me from my date?
00:14:23What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:30I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:33Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:35I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:45How much did you have to drink?
00:14:46I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:51Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:55Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:56Tell me this.
00:14:57Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:05I was at the bar, alright?
00:15:07I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:19Wow.
00:15:22I'm an idiot.
00:15:23First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:35And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:42I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:44Sorry, Soph.
00:15:54Soph, you want my virginity, Luke?
00:16:04You can have it.
00:16:05Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:15Are you... hard right now?
00:16:23We're mid-argument.
00:16:26That's so wrong.
00:16:28You're drunk.
00:16:29I'm taking you home.
00:16:32What are you doing?
00:16:33You're drunk. I'm taking you home.
00:16:34What? No, I can't go home.
00:16:36My roommate's there.
00:16:37I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:39She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:48We're here.
00:16:49Here? Where is here?
00:16:52My place.
00:16:54You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:58If you're comfortable.
00:16:59I want to.
00:17:01I mean, I'm cool. I'm cool with that.
00:17:05But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:08Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:10Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:11Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:12You're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:17You're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:18You're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:24You're in Dr. Miller's room. The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:40How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:17:41I don't like tight spaces. Not all tight spaces.
00:17:46Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:47Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:17:48Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:17:52Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:17:53I'm happy.
00:17:54I'm happy.
00:17:55I'm happy.
00:17:56I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:59Not all tight spaces.
00:18:01Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:05Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:07You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:08Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:13Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:18I'm happy.
00:18:26You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:29You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:51You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:53Hey, Doc, you've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:59I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:03You know, I don't want you thinking
00:19:04I alert my patients home all the time.
00:19:06Wait.
00:19:07You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients
00:19:12from their evil boyfriend
00:19:13and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:17No, Mrs. Doe.
00:19:21Then why me?
00:19:22I'm nothing special.
00:19:24You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:28You're kind to people.
00:19:31You're beautiful.
00:19:44Who is that?
00:19:47This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:49Um...
00:19:51You have to hide.
00:19:52Right now.
00:19:53Alright?
00:19:54Come on.
00:19:56Luke!
00:19:58Are you home?
00:20:03Lukey!
00:20:04Come out!
00:20:05Come out!
00:20:06Stop playing!
00:20:07I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:08I know you're not on call.
00:20:17Don't say a word.
00:20:19There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:23Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:27What the hell?
00:20:29Shh.
00:20:31She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:33We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:35She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:36Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:39Shh.
00:20:43What are you doing?
00:20:44You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:47I'm sleeping.
00:20:49Why don't I join you?
00:20:55I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:58Like what, baby?
00:21:00Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:02Ice cubes?
00:21:04What ice cubes?
00:21:05Like call the cops.
00:21:07Do you not remember I have restraining order against you?
00:21:09Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:11Come on, Lukey.
00:21:13You know you love screwing me.
00:21:20I have someone new in my life.
00:21:24Someone new?
00:21:25Who the fuck is she?
00:21:27I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:30And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:21:33Then I'm gonna call the dean.
00:21:34Then I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter
00:21:37stole my pager.
00:21:38Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:39No. You can't!
00:21:41One.
00:21:44Two.
00:21:45Fine! Fine!
00:21:47I'm leaving.
00:21:49Your loss.
00:22:00Oh my God, Luke.
00:22:04Holy shit.
00:22:05You smell like booze.
00:22:07I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:09What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:11Ugh.
00:22:13I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:14You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:15You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:17You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:18You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:19You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:23You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:24You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:25You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:31You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:33You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:37You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:45my virginity
00:22:57yep still intact
00:23:01fuck my life
00:23:05language mrs. though
00:23:07jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:09i'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:14whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:16what would you have me do
00:23:18don't say it
00:23:19don't say it you could join me
00:23:22sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:27luke that is three years past legal
00:23:38there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:44i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:24:03but
00:24:04but a lot of things sophie
00:24:08you're my patient for one
00:24:10in an on-campus clinic
00:24:12i'm graduating this year
00:24:14second
00:24:16your virgin
00:24:19ouch
00:24:21i'm asking you to change that
00:24:24you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:35but you're asking luke to fuck you
00:24:39i don't make love
00:24:44i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards
00:24:46alright sweetheart
00:24:47i'm not that guy
00:24:49well maybe i don't need you to call me luke
00:24:56i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:59unless you're just not interested
00:25:03i saw how hot your ex is and
00:25:06she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:09someone's jealous
00:25:12sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:19because it's cheap
00:25:21because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:38you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:44so do it
00:25:46i'm ready i promise
00:25:48ready
00:25:54what's that
00:26:00that's your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:03sorry son
00:26:09are you kidding me
00:26:18can i uh can i get uh
00:26:21continue
00:26:22you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and you're still
00:26:28a virgin
00:26:28yeah
00:26:29i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:34can you wait oh my god sophie no 36 year old man i looked at his age of by the way is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you he respects you dummy or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble i mean he's clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all the things i'm not you have a brand new shiny tight pussy a cadillac pussy
00:27:01and luke's gonna be back for a test drive watch
00:27:08is the cadillac pussy a new drink
00:27:10no can you just order
00:27:11i thought that you were dr miller's intern but a janitor makes a lot more sense luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:35what do you want
00:27:39i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:43i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:50luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:55oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child
00:28:01can you believe it sophie's evil first mike now someone's boyfriend a slut pregnant with lukes did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista
00:28:19sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:22sophie you can have him you didn't have to hurt my baby i didn't do this i swear i would never
00:28:34what's going on your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman no i didn't i've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:39hey that's the dean's daughter
00:28:43sophie i'm calling the police
00:28:45no i would never do this please
00:28:47she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:49we need a medic too
00:28:51i'm a doctor
00:28:53i'm a doctor
00:28:57i'm a doctor
00:28:59i'm a doctor
00:29:19um no no no no i'm i'm fine i'll just be going
00:29:27we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:31never seen him look so angry
00:29:33yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:39your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:42it was for a friend
00:29:44you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:46let me go
00:29:48i don't want to press charges
00:29:50just a moment
00:29:52oh my god
00:30:04you're crazy you're actually crazy
00:30:07luke please i can explain she's not right for you
00:30:11breaking into my house stealing my pager
00:30:15that's normal for you jean i get it
00:30:18but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:26officer
00:30:27i want her involuntarily committed
00:30:29she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:32i'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:34stop luke this isn't you
00:30:37you you are just being taken advantage of
00:30:40she's nothing
00:30:41a cheap
00:30:42broke
00:30:43campus whore
00:30:44you're better than this luke
00:30:48officer
00:30:49take her away
00:30:53let's go
00:30:55you bitch
00:30:56you don't deserve him
00:30:57let's go
00:30:58i knew she was psycho
00:31:01you couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you too
00:31:05shh
00:31:06thanks ev
00:31:07sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:11take the day
00:31:20someone's waiting for their new test drive
00:31:22cadillac pussy
00:31:28you came just to save me
00:31:34of course i did
00:31:39i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was gonna come after you so i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:50i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:53sophie i rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:57i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:32:00i don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:32:03i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:07what do you mean
00:32:09i mean you
00:32:11reject all of my advances and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:16what do you see in me
00:32:19or am i just
00:32:21entertainment to you
00:32:22entertainment sophie
00:32:24if you were just entertaining i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:26you're just
00:32:27young
00:32:28i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:29just because you're this big hot shot doctor at upn doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:42what do you want
00:32:50what do you want
00:32:55you
00:32:57take me seriously
00:32:59get in the car
00:33:02what to where
00:33:05spend thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:08what
00:33:09unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:11i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:26we're doing both
00:33:27we're doing both
00:33:28my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here at the vacation home
00:33:32your vacation home
00:33:33your vacation home
00:33:34as in you have multiple
00:33:35wow
00:33:36mr millen it's good to have you home sir
00:33:38and you have a butler at your vacation mansion
00:33:40luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:33:41what the hell
00:33:42My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here,
00:33:45the vacation home.
00:33:47Your vacation home?
00:33:49As in you have multiple?
00:33:52Wow.
00:33:53Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:34:01And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:34:04Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:08What the hell?
00:34:09Look, I didn't send you to let him to stress out.
00:34:11The truth is, yes, my family's rich.
00:34:15But we're not here to impress him.
00:34:17We're here to show him that you're a part of my life.
00:34:20And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:36Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:38Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:47I'm not.
00:34:49Hang on.
00:34:49What even am I to Luke?
00:34:51Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:03Girlfriend?
00:35:04No way.
00:35:05Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:06Manners.
00:35:08Nice to meet you, Ms. Miller.
00:35:09Mother.
00:35:13Girlfriend?
00:35:16What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:18Gina?
00:35:20The Dean's daughter?
00:35:21The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:24Ouch.
00:35:27Mother, again, as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:30And my date to the gala.
00:35:32If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again, I'm going to make sure this
00:35:35gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:37Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping
00:35:39with.
00:35:40No.
00:35:41You ungrateful child.
00:35:47If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:49Oh, before we go.
00:35:50Which room do you keep to Vich's Dior and Versace?
00:35:52She needs some office for tonight.
00:35:56Fourth floor, third door on your view.
00:35:59Thank you, Mother.
00:36:01Good to see you.
00:36:07That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:18Your brother has lost it.
00:36:19Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:36:31Is your mom always so...
00:36:34Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:38That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:41But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:36:47You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:49That's sweet.
00:36:50I do.
00:36:51Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:55What does that mean?
00:37:07Luke, you did not.
00:37:13Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:16I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:17That's done.
00:37:17I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:20You said you want all of them.
00:37:23They're yours.
00:37:2980...
00:37:29I can't accept this.
00:37:31This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:33Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:38Why do you like me?
00:37:40I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:43You.
00:37:44Dr. Trust fund baby.
00:37:46You're cultured.
00:37:48Your parents host charity events.
00:37:50You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:52I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:37:57It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:37:59Of course, it's too late.
00:38:15I've already fallen for you.
00:38:16Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:25Because I want it to be right.
00:38:28I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:32Well, take it slow.
00:38:39Even though...
00:38:43There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:46Really?
00:38:53Really.
00:39:02Come back here.
00:39:17I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:23Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:26You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:32Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:39Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:47You know, I'm going to need you back for this.
00:39:58Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:02That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:09He dumped my best friend?
00:40:12The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:18not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:22Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:27Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:28I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:35That's my girl.
00:40:39Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:42I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:44I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:59Holy shit.
00:41:00It's not about being pretty.
00:41:09I just...
00:41:10I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:13I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:16Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley
00:41:19and donated the party expenses?
00:41:23You're so refreshing.
00:41:26You ready?
00:41:27You ready?
00:41:44Wow.
00:41:46She's an upgraded vagina.
00:41:47Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:51Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:52Shut up.
00:41:53There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance found the train.
00:41:56If my brother raises a snow bunny, it's that of Gina.
00:42:05I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event.
00:42:08This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:11Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:18Cheers.
00:42:23Girlfriend?
00:42:24Not for long.
00:42:25Good evening, everyone.
00:42:41Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:46Our first item.
00:42:51An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:43:00Starting big.
00:43:01Five thousand.
00:43:02Five thousand.
00:43:03Five thousand.
00:43:04Now six.
00:43:05Do I get a six?
00:43:06Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:07That's pretty good.
00:43:08Can I get...
00:43:09You need to come quick.
00:43:10My wife's having allergic reaction.
00:43:11You gonna be okay?
00:43:12Go.
00:43:13Let's go.
00:43:14What is it?
00:43:15My throat.
00:43:16Over your mouth.
00:43:17Breathe.
00:43:18Sold.
00:43:19Number 12.
00:43:20$7,000.
00:43:21All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:23Give me a round of applause.
00:43:24Congratulations.
00:43:25Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:26Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:29Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
00:43:33Ha ha.
00:43:34Ha.
00:43:35Sold.
00:43:36Number 12.
00:43:37$7,000.
00:43:38All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:40Give me a round of applause.
00:43:41Congratulations.
00:43:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:43Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:46Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:54Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:00What a hussy.
00:44:02a flow job. I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:08I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient. I knew that you were too classless
00:44:12for this family. Poor Lukey. She hasn't fooled. Trailer trash skank. Who let her
00:44:20kind in here? I wouldn't do that. I would never. I have a thousand for a night with
00:44:25Miss Tisdell? Really, Sophie? No one wants you for a thousand? All right. Five hundred?
00:44:34All right. Five hundred for the poor girl. She's got student loans. Whatever that means.
00:44:42For sake.
00:44:46Reed?
00:44:50I don't see anything wrong here. No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:54What do you mean? I recognize you. You're one of my sister's shithead friends. What
00:44:57the hell is going on here? Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro. Patrick, get out of
00:45:02my way. Why lower your standards? We're millionaires. She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll
00:45:07ever be, man.
00:45:14You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money. Motherfucker.
00:45:18$450. $450. $400?
00:45:26Oh, all right. I mean, look, I know Sophie's just being modest. Poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:33outside the bedroom. I'll help the young lady then. Maybe we could have some late night study
00:45:41sessions, huh? Sold for $400. Wow, Sophie. Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:00Used goods? That's rude, Serena. After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:05Look, you watch your mouth right now. What was that you're saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:19You idiot. Get off the stage. We're leaving. Mom, he's embarrassing me.
00:46:25You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy. No need, my dear. Our circle of elite
00:46:31friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you after all of this. No. But, but, no, no.
00:46:42Young man, that information you gave is illegal. You're a doctor. Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:50You want to bid on my girlfriend? Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend,
00:46:54Stephanie? How's she recovering from her boob job? No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stephanie? The lady?
00:47:13I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got. You can't. You see, yes, my family might own the clinic
00:47:19that you all go to, but I practice under the university, so you can't touch me. So, unless you
00:47:25all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity and then
00:47:30get the fuck out of my house. Let's go. Get to writing. Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:46Where these assholes go? You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me. I would have been okay.
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over. No one comes at my woman like that. Plus, I think we made more
00:47:56donations tonight than we have in the last ten years. Blackmail surprisingly works. You all right?
00:48:16What are you looking for? I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as
00:48:24well be your personal bartender. Right. Okay. Make me an appletini. What? Seriously?
00:48:38All right, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur. Can we just choose something easier? You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:47Move. Can you open that? Thank you.
00:49:02All right, let's just make it simple. Bye shots.
00:49:08I've never done that before. Seriously? What do you mean? You're like so old. I was trying to get into
00:49:15school. I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:20He just said you're hot. Make the move, Sophie. Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:35Holy shit.
00:49:45All right. I got the hang of that. Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale. Now or never, Sophie. Go for it.
00:50:03New rule. You can't choose the same place twice. Is that so? Then where are you going to lick me?
00:50:11Let's go.
00:50:17Hmm.
00:50:20Shame, shame. You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:50:25Plain, blame. Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:29How'd you ever think you could pull this shit? Think you could get away with it?
00:50:34Be careful what you give. Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:37I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:49You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:52Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:00God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:03Wait, what?
00:51:04Sophie, I want you to fly.
00:51:05I'm sorry.
00:51:07Fuck.
00:51:08Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:09I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:11I want to do this with you.
00:51:13Lose my virginity.
00:51:15Sophie.
00:51:17Don't Sophie me.
00:51:18That's so patronizing.
00:51:22Okay, I'm trying.
00:51:23But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:27I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:30I'm terrified of that.
00:51:32It's this that hurts me.
00:51:33What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:34What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:38Being together?
00:51:39Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:43I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:45My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:48I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:51But am I right for you?
00:51:54And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:55I might be a virgin, but this whole it's-not-you-it's-me thing is really freshman year.
00:52:05Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:07I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:09I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:11You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:18Don't follow me.
00:52:19Damn it.
00:52:32Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:36What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:51You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:56Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:58Nope.
00:53:00Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:02So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:04All to my cell.
00:53:10What?
00:53:10You heard me.
00:53:12Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:16Seriously?
00:53:18You're into this?
00:53:19Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:22Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:23Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:26Wow.
00:53:26I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:28Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:30I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:34What did you just say?
00:53:40I'm a virgin?
00:53:44She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:46Aw, cute.
00:53:47Excuse me?
00:53:48Too much work.
00:53:50You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:51You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:56Sweetie?
00:53:56I'm a senior.
00:53:58That's even sadder.
00:54:01You were just into me.
00:54:02Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:05You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:07But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:09You know?
00:54:10You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:54:12You're going to get messy, and...
00:54:15Sorry.
00:54:18What?
00:54:19I'm glad.
00:54:27I'm in this $80,000 dress,
00:54:30and I can't even get a stupid, horny, frat guy to get with me.
00:54:35He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:37Oh, and Luke.
00:54:42Of course, Luke, on the other hand,
00:54:43he's had his hands literally inside of me,
00:54:45and I guess he was just so repulsed that...
00:54:48that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:51You know what?
00:54:57Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:59You're not the hospital right now, bro.
00:55:00Oh, look at me.
00:55:01I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor,
00:55:04and I'm also hot as fuck,
00:55:05and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:07with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:12Say something, asshole.
00:55:15Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:16So you can what?
00:55:18Not have sex?
00:55:19Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:20I think I'll stay right here
00:55:21where the guys at least have,
00:55:22I don't know, the decency to not lead me on.
00:55:25Guys? What guys?
00:55:26Did someone do something to you?
00:55:28Of course not.
00:55:29They said I was too messy.
00:55:32Too messy and too much,
00:55:33and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:37Sophie.
00:55:37You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:42I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:43I'm coming to get you.
00:55:44Keep the phone on you, all right?
00:55:57Sophie.
00:55:58Hey, wake up.
00:55:59I got you.
00:56:05I got you.
00:56:05Come on, man.
00:56:20Is she...
00:56:21She's fine.
00:56:26She's...
00:56:27Bottle of water and two of these in the morning.
00:56:30I don't know what she drank,
00:56:32but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:36Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me.
00:56:38Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:59You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:01You feel like shit.
00:57:06You look like shit.
00:57:08But, like, a million bucks.
00:57:10So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:57:12Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:57:18He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:22But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:23Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:25I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:30I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:33So I've decided...
00:57:35I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:38Huh?
00:57:39Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:42People, guys, aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:45unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:57:49I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:59No way, I'm not gonna do that.
00:58:01You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:58:02Why not?
00:58:03Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:05I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:06Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:08I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:11I'm giving off...
00:58:12Don't fuck.
00:58:13Snooze fest.
00:58:13Boring.
00:58:15Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:18that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:58:20The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:27Burn me up.
00:58:43Perfect.
00:58:48Haven't my way when I do it, I just do it, do it, do it.
00:58:51Haven't my way when I do it, I just do it, do it, do it.
00:58:54Haven't my way when I do it.
00:58:56I can't do it, let me know.
00:58:57If you can do it, let me know.
00:58:58If you can do it, let me know.
00:59:00If you can do it, let me know.
00:59:02I'm the greatest, far from basic.
00:59:04Lace up my aces.
00:59:05Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:07There's no way.
00:59:09That girl's off.
00:59:10Oh, yeah.
00:59:10It is.
00:59:12That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:13Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:16Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:17Good.
00:59:18I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:20I mean more.
00:59:21Hmm.
00:59:26Oh, there he is.
00:59:28Are you going to say something?
00:59:32Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:34No, I'm just going to make him regret everything.
00:59:37Hmm.
00:59:37Thanks, babe.
00:59:45Anytime, beautiful.
00:59:54And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:56A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:00I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:01What the hell's going on here?
01:00:03Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
01:00:04The fuck did you just say?
01:00:06One latte coming right up.
01:00:10And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:12Sophie, what is this?
01:00:14You're dressed different.
01:00:15You're acting different.
01:00:15I don't get it.
01:00:17Whoops.
01:00:18Let me get that for you.
01:00:26So did you want a coffee?
01:00:27The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:30Sophie, I don't...
01:00:31Is this like a punishment?
01:00:32I mean, if it is, I get it, but tell me yourself and other guys.
01:00:34That's not you.
01:00:35That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:38I gave you a chance.
01:00:39And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:44Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:47They do it on the land fair.
01:00:48You should come.
01:00:50She's got plans.
01:00:52Actually, I don't.
01:00:53My first frat party invite?
01:00:55Wow, this whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:01:00You should bring your home, girl.
01:01:01God's going to love you.
01:01:02I will.
01:01:03See you tonight.
01:01:06You're not going to bed.
01:01:07Newsflash.
01:01:08You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:09You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:11That's not true.
01:01:12Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:14My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:21Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, all right?
01:01:23If I'm going to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:26What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:32Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:35Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:37Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:40I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:46Everly, not funny.
01:01:47Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:53If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:55How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:00Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:06Red push-up bra?
01:02:07Or pink?
01:02:09Red.
01:02:22Get in.
01:02:23Get Sophie's safe.
01:02:24Get out.
01:02:25Ah, Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:29Sick costume, bro.
01:02:32Right.
01:02:35God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:40Sorry.
01:02:42Rules.
01:02:51Idiot.
01:02:51I have to get to her.
01:02:56Where is it?
01:03:00Stop being shy.
01:03:01You look hot.
01:03:05See?
01:03:08Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:09Why?
01:03:10Because I'm taking a point five and sending it to Luke.
01:03:20No.
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23I'm good anywhere.
01:03:26I don't pay a fee.
01:03:27VIP with the bosses.
01:03:29I got a hat.
01:03:30I have to get to her.
01:03:32Where is it?
01:03:32Popping bottles with the models.
01:03:34Get like me.
01:03:35My wrist on froze.
01:03:36Never missing any meals.
01:03:37I feel like LeBron.
01:03:38Cause I get the ring.
01:03:40If you're bad and you know it, you're my twinny twin.
01:03:42I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:44He opened it immediately.
01:03:46He's so whipped.
01:03:49Welcome to the party.
01:03:54I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:56He opened it immediately.
01:03:57He's so whipped.
01:04:00Welcome to the party.
01:04:05Do it on his abs.
01:04:06Woo!
01:04:07Woo!
01:04:08Woo!
01:04:09Woo!
01:04:10Woo!
01:04:10Hell yeah!
01:04:11What?
01:04:11Looks a little something like this.
01:04:13Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:15Ayy, ayy.
01:04:15This is what you call.
01:04:23It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:26So be.
01:04:27So be.
01:04:28So be.
01:04:29So be.
01:04:30So be.
01:04:31So be.
01:04:32So be.
01:04:33So be.
01:04:34So be.
01:04:35So be.
01:04:36Woo!
01:04:37Oh, yeah!
01:04:38Woo!
01:04:39Woo!
01:04:40Woo!
01:04:42Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:44Woo!
01:04:45Woo!
01:04:46Woo!
01:04:47Woo!
01:04:48Woo!
01:04:48Woo!
01:04:49Woo!
01:04:49Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:51Woo!
01:04:54Woo!
01:04:54Yeah!
01:04:55Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:56Fuck.
01:05:00Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:03you're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you actually I'm not thinking about you
01:05:10at all that's a lie you talk come on Sophie let's play spin the bottle coming my friend
01:05:20is just leaving actually I'll join what no who's going first I'll spin do you think he's a T.A. I hope it lands on me he seems experienced
01:05:50fuck Sophie and Luke to the closet rules rule as soon as the seven minutes are up I want out
01:06:04can we talk like adults can we fuck like adults
01:06:21you know you dress like this makes me want to fuck you right here
01:06:34how about another pelvic exam Dr. Miller
01:07:04what time's up we were just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your medicine Luke
01:07:31now you'll wish you would have fucked me when you had the chance
01:07:34so how was it Luke's a little too shy for me I'm gonna spin again
01:08:01me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:08:18okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so I'm warning you
01:08:37you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors like everyone says you're
01:08:46freaky sex goddess Derek says that you put your legs behind your head I don't even know Derek
01:08:52I'm sorry Noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight
01:08:57I'm so screwed everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one
01:09:03they're gonna kill me no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me
01:09:07no they're gonna make fun of me to death wait I'll help you
01:09:12how
01:09:14it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin
01:09:24oh they're gonna call me that till I freaking graduate
01:09:29we don't have time just come here you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care
01:09:37nope I'm just trying to make someone jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for
01:09:41all I care just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:45I owe you
01:09:50Noah are you in there
01:09:55oh yeah
01:09:57it's getting crazy
01:10:00selfie you open the damn door okay ready it's working
01:10:13oh you really want to piss him off
01:10:17he deserves it
01:10:18what's the problem doctor
01:10:44the fuck were you doing him in with him
01:10:46well
01:10:48first I unzipped his pants and then I saw his cock
01:10:53I'm a liar
01:11:00you don't know that
01:11:03you know you belong to me
01:11:07for what
01:11:09you know
01:11:16you know
01:11:21I don't really got time to fuss and fight
01:11:24no one
01:11:25you know
01:11:26you know
01:11:27you know
01:11:28you know
01:11:29you know
01:11:30you know
01:11:31you know
01:11:32you know
01:11:33you know
01:11:34you know
01:11:35you know
01:11:36but you might
01:11:37you know
01:11:38I'm going down
01:11:39which way
01:11:40I'm
01:11:41you know
01:11:42yeah
01:11:43I mean
01:11:44I'm
01:11:45I
01:11:46don't want to
01:11:47me
01:11:49me too
01:11:50what don't tell me you're changing your mind no no i'm not changing my mind i'm just kicking
01:12:12myself can't believe i deprived myself of you for so long you fucking idiot
01:12:20you are
01:12:43unless you better take that someone better be dying
01:12:47what's it code blue
01:12:49they are
01:12:50i'm sorry sophie i have to go
01:12:55i've been burned too many times are we ever gonna do this look
01:13:02sophie i promise you the last thing i wanted to see
01:13:08i promise we're gonna do this we are but not in some shitty fat house you deserve better than that
01:13:18better how
01:13:21you have a passport right
01:13:23so sexy underwear check
01:13:31jacket check
01:13:33bikini
01:13:34where exactly is he taking you
01:13:35he didn't
01:13:36tell me
01:13:37crap he's here
01:13:40bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:44no way this man's insane he's actually psycho on the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:13:58good look soldier
01:14:00don't you have like any advice for me
01:14:05he's not
01:14:06do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:08it's finally happening
01:14:10you look incredible
01:14:11hmm you said airport fit
01:14:25i guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:26this is so psychotic am i really worth all this
01:14:42it's the first times
01:14:56are we flying domestic or internationally today sir
01:15:00international
01:15:01look if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds i'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:16i'm sorry i just didn't want to ruin the surprise
01:15:19you ready
01:15:25a croissant
01:15:27you flew me nine hours for some pastries
01:15:30it's a hint
01:15:32go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:41are you crazy
01:15:42you took me to paris
01:15:52whoa whoa whoa
01:15:54i set up an appointment at chanel
01:15:56and then a reservation at a five-star restroom
01:15:58look
01:16:00look
01:16:07you want to add something to the itinerary
01:16:08i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:10i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:12yeah that's i think that's a good idea
01:16:14i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:15i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:16yeah that's i think that's a good idea
01:16:19you should take your clothes off
01:16:20it's finally happening
01:16:21okay
01:16:22okay
01:16:23you should take my clothes off
01:16:32it's finally happening
01:16:34It's finally happening.
01:16:58I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:01You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:05Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:15Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:18She's all yours.
01:17:20Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:26Yes.
01:17:27We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:31I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:34We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:38Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:40I'm sorry?
01:17:43Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:47I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:49I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. I was trying to be safe.
01:18:01Wow.
01:18:03What do you think the odds are?
01:18:051.6 in 100.
01:18:07You probably hate me.
01:18:08As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:14Graduation's in a month, and I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:27Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:41Yep.
01:18:42You.
01:18:44I wanna stay with me.
01:18:46Sorry to see you three.
01:18:49Probably not.
01:18:50I don't know though.
01:18:52Tiare?
01:18:57I was trying to conquer Charmantial Waite
01:18:59Ih-
01:19:01I'm something I'm trying to win.
01:19:03I'm trying to record control.
01:19:04They love you.
01:19:05Perfect.
01:19:06And I'm trying to be strong.
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