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00:00:00Buy lingerie. Check. Bikini watch. Check. Get boyfriend. Check. Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:28Shh. Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear?
00:00:38Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick. Morning, Dick.
00:00:45Double shot of espresso and a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right?
00:00:49You're perfect. Thank you.
00:00:50Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:00:53Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready.
00:00:57Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee.
00:00:59No. I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:14Want coffee?
00:01:17Right. Right. Sorry.
00:01:18Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. We're so mean. Go help your girlfriend.
00:01:33All right. All right. All right. All right. I'm sorry. No, babe. You'll see. You look great.
00:01:38Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
00:01:40Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:51Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:53Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:07Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:02:10She's such a slut.
00:02:12As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:02:14Yeah.
00:02:15Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:20Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things.
00:02:23Like making coffee.
00:02:26Or having sex.
00:02:28Tosh, no. Come on.
00:02:30Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:35Yes? So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:45Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:53Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:57What? I literally don't even know you.
00:02:59Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week, gonorrhea last month.
00:03:03You should be more careful who you're sleeping with, especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:07Oh, my God. What?
00:03:10It was just chlamydia!
00:03:13Oh, fuck you all!
00:03:14Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:33I-I'm really, really sorry.
00:03:36I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:43Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:50All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:55No. So, go ahead and put this on.
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:00He?
00:04:06A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:14Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:16It's Luke. Luke is a gynecologist. My gynecologist.
00:04:40Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty-champ as it's yours.
00:04:44Right. My first time.
00:04:46Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:50Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:58Oh, no. He remembers me.
00:05:01So, you are here looking for a prescription for birth control.
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:06Bad asshole.
00:05:08Yes.
00:05:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:05:12if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:15I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:18I will use a condom.
00:05:21I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:23He's not good for you.
00:05:24Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:05:25Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:28Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:33I'm ready.
00:05:34I think I'm ready.
00:05:36Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole,
00:05:38but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:05:40You know what?
00:05:41I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:46Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:50Breast exam?
00:05:52Breast exam?
00:05:53If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:06:02It's probably easier to get my back.
00:06:04It's okay.
00:06:12It's okay.
00:06:13Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:15Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My hands are cold.
00:06:19No, they're perfect.
00:06:21Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:23There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:28There are no abnormalities.
00:06:30Thank you, Luke.
00:06:35Dr. Miller.
00:06:37That wasn't so bad.
00:06:38Sophie, can you put your feet up and stir for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes.
00:06:47I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs,
00:06:50but not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:57All right?
00:06:58You're doing good.
00:07:00I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:10All right.
00:07:11I'm going to be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're going to swab them your cervix.
00:07:17I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:22So, do you like younger women?
00:07:24I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:30No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago,
00:07:35or a while ago, actually.
00:07:36So, in my great-grandfather's honor,
00:07:39I donate a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:41Oh, duh.
00:07:42Now he thinks you think he's a creep.
00:07:44Amazing.
00:07:45Last thing, I'm going to touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:50All right?
00:07:53Relax for me.
00:07:53You're doing good.
00:07:55His finger's literally inside of me.
00:07:57Oh, my gosh.
00:07:58I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:08Did he?
00:08:10All right.
00:08:12He's so noticed.
00:08:14Oh, my God.
00:08:15Everything looks good.
00:08:17No hard memoralities.
00:08:18All right?
00:08:21Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:33I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:39All right, so, here's your break.
00:08:46Should I bring it sooner to the cafe?
00:08:48All right.
00:08:51She's my patient.
00:09:00Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:04You are so graphic.
00:09:08Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:11You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:15Luke.
00:09:16Are you serious?
00:09:18You got a finger by the eye?
00:09:19I don't want to talk to you.
00:09:20He buys coffee from you.
00:09:21Vee, Luke.
00:09:23Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:26So, is he, like, good with his fingers, or?
00:09:30Shut up, Everly.
00:09:31Shit.
00:09:32He's so sexy.
00:09:33Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:36Bye.
00:09:36Don't worry.
00:09:38Okay?
00:09:39Tonight's going to be amazing.
00:09:40Okay, Soph?
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:43Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:45Like.
00:09:45I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:54Why do I even care?
00:10:00Yo.
00:10:01Are you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:03Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:05You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:11You're dating a nun.
00:10:13She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:14I'm calling it.
00:10:15Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:19I just can't prove it.
00:10:21You will soon.
00:10:24You're going to film her?
00:10:25Dude, you're sick.
00:10:31What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:33A little bit of this.
00:10:36And she's going to go feral.
00:10:40Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:10:43Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:44Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:49You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:53Hey.
00:10:54You need to pay.
00:10:59Fuck!
00:10:59My eyes!
00:11:00What the fuck?
00:11:01Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:05K-K-Kailey Avenue, Apartment 2.
00:11:08I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:16The lady.
00:11:34Nervous?
00:11:35Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:40than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:45Nervous?
00:11:47I'm a little nervous.
00:11:49Hey.
00:11:50Don't be.
00:11:51You know my cherries I popped?
00:11:57Wait.
00:11:58What?
00:12:00I'm sorry.
00:12:01I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:02We're going to have to wait.
00:12:03I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:04I can't do this.
00:12:08Are you kidding me?
00:12:09I'm sorry.
00:12:10You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:12Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:15I'm going home.
00:12:22There it is.
00:12:22There it is.
00:12:25The hell you are.
00:12:27Not until I get something.
00:12:31No.
00:12:31No.
00:12:32Stop, Mike.
00:12:36Stop.
00:12:37Stop.
00:12:38Hey.
00:12:45Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:50Dr. Miller.
00:12:52Hey, Sophie.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey, stay with me.
00:12:55Hey, Sophie.
00:12:58Hey.
00:13:01Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:02Did you take something?
00:13:04What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:05Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:06Oh.
00:13:09Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:11Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:13I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:15If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:17I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:19What?
00:13:19What's so funny?
00:13:20You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:22Says who?
00:13:23You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:27I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:28My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:32That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:36Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:41No, no, no.
00:13:42And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:44No, no, no.
00:13:45Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:47It was just a joke.
00:13:47Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:52Hey.
00:13:54Hey, come on.
00:14:02She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:13Either way, it's not good.
00:14:21You stole me from my date?
00:14:24Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:30I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult.
00:14:32Conversation.
00:14:33Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:35I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:45What much did you have to drink?
00:14:47I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:51Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:55Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:57Tell me this.
00:14:57Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:02I was at the bar, all right?
00:15:07And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:15No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:20No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:23First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:35And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:42I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:45I'm sorry, Soph.
00:15:54So, if you want my virginity, Luke,
00:15:56you can have it.
00:16:05Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:15Are you hard right now?
00:16:23We're mid-argument.
00:16:26That's so wrong.
00:16:28You're drunk.
00:16:28I'm taking you home.
00:16:29What are you doing?
00:16:33You're drunk.
00:16:34I'm taking you home.
00:16:34What?
00:16:35No, I can't go home.
00:16:36My roommate's there.
00:16:37I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:39She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:48We're here.
00:16:50Here?
00:16:50Where is here?
00:16:52My place.
00:16:54You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:58If you're comfortable.
00:16:59I want to.
00:17:01I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:03I'm cool with that.
00:17:05But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:08Smooth, Silky.
00:17:11Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:23You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:37The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:41How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:54It's huge.
00:17:56I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:59Not all tight spaces.
00:18:01Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:05Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:07You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:08Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:11Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:18I'm happy.
00:18:19I'm happy.
00:18:41You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:54You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:59I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:02You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:19:06Wait.
00:19:07You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and
00:19:14draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:17No, Mrs. Dill.
00:19:18And why me?
00:19:19I'm nothing special.
00:19:23You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:26You're kind to people.
00:19:29And you're beautiful.
00:19:32Who is that?
00:19:45This is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:49Um, you have to hide right now.
00:19:52All right?
00:19:53Come on.
00:19:54Luke, are you home?
00:20:03Lukey, come out, come out.
00:20:07Stop playing.
00:20:08I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:11I know you're not on call.
00:20:12Don't say a word.
00:20:19There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:26Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:28What the hell?
00:20:31She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:33We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:35She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:37Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:39Shh.
00:20:42What are you doing?
00:20:45You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:47I'm sleeping.
00:20:49Why don't I join you?
00:20:55I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:58Like what, baby?
00:21:00Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:02Ice cubes?
00:21:04What ice cubes?
00:21:05Like call the cops.
00:21:07Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:09Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:10Come on, Lukey.
00:21:12You know you love screwing me.
00:21:17Ah!
00:21:18Ah!
00:21:20I have someone new in my life.
00:21:24Someone new?
00:21:25Who the fuck is she?
00:21:27I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:29And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:32Then I'm going to call the dean.
00:21:34And I'm going to let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:38Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:39No.
00:21:39You can't!
00:21:40One.
00:21:44Two.
00:21:44Fine!
00:21:45Fine!
00:21:46I'm leaving.
00:21:49You're lost.
00:21:50The police.
00:21:58Oh my god, Lou.
00:22:00Holy shit.
00:22:16You smell like booze.
00:22:18I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:21What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:23I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:30You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:22:37You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:56My virginity?
00:22:59Yep.
00:23:00Still intact.
00:23:04Fuck my life.
00:23:06Language, Miss Tisdale.
00:23:07Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:11I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:14Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:17What would you have me do?
00:23:19Don't say it.
00:23:20Don't say it.
00:23:21You could join me.
00:23:26Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:27Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:39There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:42Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:42There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:44I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:24:03But?
00:24:04But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:07You're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic.
00:24:11I'm graduating this year.
00:24:14Second?
00:24:16You're a virgin.
00:24:19Ouch.
00:24:21I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:24You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:37But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:42I don't make love.
00:24:44I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:48I'm not that guy.
00:24:49Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:57I'm a big girl.
00:24:58I can handle myself.
00:25:01Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:03I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:11Someone's jealous.
00:25:14Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:25:16It's to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:20Because it's cheap?
00:25:33Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:36When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:40You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:45So do it.
00:25:46I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:53Ready?
00:25:59What's that?
00:26:01As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:08Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:11Are you kidding me?
00:26:12Are you kidding me?
00:26:12Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:21Can I continue?
00:26:22You're killing me.
00:26:22So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:28A virgin?
00:26:28Yeah.
00:26:29I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:34Can you wait?
00:26:35Oh my god.
00:26:36Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked his age up by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed
00:26:46like you.
00:26:47He respects you, dummy.
00:26:49Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:51I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:56You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy, a Cadillac pussy, and Luke's gonna be back for a test
00:27:04drive.
00:27:05Watch.
00:27:06Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:09No.
00:27:10Can you just...
00:27:11I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:28But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:33Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:39What do you want?
00:27:40I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:44I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:50Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:53He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:54Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his
00:28:01child.
00:28:02Can you believe it?
00:28:05Sophie's evil.
00:28:07First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:08A slut.
00:28:10Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:12Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke
00:28:19loser barista?
00:28:21Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:23Of course he was never yours.
00:28:25Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:31You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:33I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:35I would never.
00:28:36What's going on?
00:28:37Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:39No, I didn't.
00:28:40I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:42Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:44Sophie?
00:28:45Sophie?
00:28:46I'm calling the police.
00:28:47You know I would never do this.
00:28:48Please.
00:28:49She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:52We need a medic too.
00:28:53I'm a doctor.
00:28:54I'm a doctor.
00:28:55I'm a doctor.
00:28:56I'm a doctor.
00:29:01I'm a doctor.
00:29:03Um.
00:29:08No, no, no, no.
00:29:23I'm fine.
00:29:24I'll just be going.
00:29:27We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:32I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:34Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:40Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:43It was for a friend.
00:29:45You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:48Let me go.
00:29:49I don't want to press charges.
00:29:52Just a moment.
00:29:57Oh my god.
00:30:05You're crazy.
00:30:06You're actually crazy.
00:30:08Luke, please.
00:30:09I can explain.
00:30:11She's not right for you.
00:30:13Breaking into my house.
00:30:15Stealing my pager.
00:30:16That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:17I get it.
00:30:18But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:26Officer?
00:30:26I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:30She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:33I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:35Stop.
00:30:36Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:38You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:40She's nothing.
00:30:42A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:45You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:48Officer?
00:30:49Take her away.
00:30:53Let's go.
00:30:54You bitch!
00:30:56You don't deserve him!
00:30:58Let's go!
00:31:00I knew she was psycho.
00:31:03You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to.
00:31:06Thanks, Ev.
00:31:07Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:08I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:11Take the day.
00:31:12Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:31:23Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:34You came just to save me?
00:31:35Of course they did.
00:31:43I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you.
00:31:48So I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:51I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:57Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:59I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:32:01I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:32:04I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:08What do you mean?
00:32:09I mean, you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:18What do you see in me?
00:32:20Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:24Entertainment?
00:32:24Sophie, if you were just entertainment, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:29You're just young.
00:32:35I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:38Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:50What do you want?
00:32:55You.
00:32:58Take me seriously.
00:33:02Get in the car.
00:33:04What?
00:33:05To where?
00:33:05Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:09What?
00:33:10Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:11I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:40We're doing both.
00:33:42My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:47Your vacation home?
00:33:49As in you have multiple?
00:33:51Wow.
00:33:53Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:56And you have a butler at your vacation mansion.
00:34:04Luke, you're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:07What the hell?
00:34:09Look, I didn't say it because I don't want you to stress out.
00:34:11The truth is, yes.
00:34:13So my family's rich.
00:34:15But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:17We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:19And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:35Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:38Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:47I'm not.
00:34:48Hang on.
00:34:49What even am I to Luke?
00:34:56Mother.
00:34:57Mother.
00:34:58This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:02Girlfriend?
00:35:04No way.
00:35:05Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:06Manners.
00:35:08Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:13Girlfriend?
00:35:15What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:18Gina?
00:35:20The dean's daughter?
00:35:21The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:24Ouch.
00:35:26Mother, again,
00:35:28as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:30And my date to the gala.
00:35:32If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:34I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:37Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:38to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:39Oh, you unbreakable child.
00:35:46If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:49Oh, before we go.
00:35:50Which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace?
00:35:52She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:55Fourth floor, third door on your door.
00:35:59Thank you, Mother.
00:36:01Good to see you.
00:36:02That was the hottest thing
00:36:08anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:18Your brother has lost it.
00:36:20Get down here and handle this new,
00:36:22trashy arm candy.
00:36:23Is your mom always so...
00:36:34Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:38That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:41But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:36:45so I come back every year.
00:36:47You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:49That's sweet.
00:36:49I do.
00:36:51Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:55What does that mean?
00:36:56Luke, you did not.
00:37:13Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:15I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:17That's done.
00:37:18I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:20You said you want all of them.
00:37:22They're yours.
00:37:26I can't accept this.
00:37:31This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:33Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:37:38Why do you like me?
00:37:40I'm just a college student, and you're...
00:37:43you.
00:37:45Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:47You're cultured.
00:37:48Your parents host charity events.
00:37:50You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:52I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:37:57It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:37:59Of course, it's too late.
00:38:15I'm already falling for you.
00:38:19Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:21Because I want it to be right.
00:38:28I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:38:33But take it slow.
00:38:39Even though...
00:38:42there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:46Really?
00:38:51There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:53Really?
00:39:16Come back here.
00:39:18I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:23Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:26You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:36Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:39Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:40You know, I'm going to need you back for this.
00:39:58Whatever you say, Doc.
00:39:59That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:09He dumped my best friend?
00:40:12The gala is tonight,
00:40:14and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:18not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:22Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:26Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:29I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:30just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:33Mm-hmm.
00:40:35That's my girl.
00:40:39Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:42I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:44Holy shit.
00:41:07It's not about being pretty.
00:41:09I just...
00:41:10I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:12I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:16Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like,
00:41:18a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:23You're so refreshing.
00:41:26You ready?
00:41:27You ready?
00:41:42Wow.
00:41:46She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:48You never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:51Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:52Shut up.
00:41:53There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance fell on the train.
00:41:56If my brother marries this nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:41:58I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:08This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:12Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:18Cheers.
00:42:22Girlfriend?
00:42:24Not for long.
00:42:25Good evening, everyone.
00:42:41Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:47Our first item.
00:42:48An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views starting big.
00:43:02$5,000.
00:43:04$5,000.
00:43:04Now $6,000.
00:43:05It's why I get a $6,000.
00:43:06Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:08That's pretty good.
00:43:09Can I get...
00:43:11You need to come quick.
00:43:12My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:43:14You going to be okay?
00:43:15Go.
00:43:16Let's go.
00:43:17Let's go.
00:43:18What is it?
00:43:26My throat.
00:43:28Oh, you're not?
00:43:29Breathe.
00:43:35Sold!
00:43:36Number 12.
00:43:37$7,000.
00:43:38All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:40Give him a round of applause.
00:43:41Congratulations.
00:43:43Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:43Hey.
00:43:43Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:46Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:53Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:00What a hussy.
00:44:02Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:03I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:06I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:09I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:14Poor Lukey.
00:44:15She hasn't fooled.
00:44:17Trailer trash skank.
00:44:19Who let her kind in here?
00:44:21I wouldn't do that.
00:44:22I would never.
00:44:23I have $1,000 for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:27Hmm.
00:44:27Really, Sophie?
00:44:28No one wants you for $1,000?
00:44:30Whew.
00:44:31All right.
00:44:32$500?
00:44:34All right.
00:44:35$500 for the poor girl.
00:44:38She's got student loans.
00:44:40Whatever that means.
00:44:42Where's Luke?
00:44:45I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:52No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:54Don't throw me.
00:44:55I recognize you.
00:44:56You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell is going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:00Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:03Why lower your standards?
00:45:04We're millionaires.
00:45:05She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:13You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:17Motherfucker.
00:45:20$4.50.
00:45:22$400?
00:45:26Oh, all right.
00:45:28I mean, look.
00:45:29I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:32Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:35Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:38Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:43Sold!
00:45:44Sold for $400.
00:45:46Wow, Sophie.
00:45:48Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:51Hmm.
00:45:59Used goods?
00:46:01That's rude, Serena.
00:46:03After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:05Lukey, watch your mouth right now!
00:46:09What was that you're saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:13You idiot!
00:46:20Get off the stage!
00:46:21We're leaving!
00:46:22Mom!
00:46:23He's embarrassing me!
00:46:24You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:27No need, my dear.
00:46:30Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you after all of this.
00:46:36No.
00:46:38But, but, no!
00:46:41No!
00:46:42Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:47You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:50You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:54How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:03Stephanie?
00:47:04The nanny?
00:47:05No!
00:47:13I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't.
00:47:17You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:47:22university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:24So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:47:29checks to the charity and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:33Let's go.
00:47:35Get the writing.
00:47:37Let's go.
00:47:38Everybody out.
00:47:46Where'd these assholes go?
00:47:47You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:50I would have been okay.
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:54Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:02You all right?
00:48:02What are you looking for?
00:48:17I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:24bartender.
00:48:25All right.
00:48:28All right.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:30Make me an appletini.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35Seriously?
00:48:38All right.
00:48:39So, vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur?
00:48:43Can we just do something easier?
00:48:44You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:50Move.
00:48:54Can you open that?
00:48:59All right.
00:49:03Let's just make it simple.
00:49:05Body shots.
00:49:08I've never done that before.
00:49:11Seriously?
00:49:12What do you mean?
00:49:13You're like so old.
00:49:14I was trying to get into school.
00:49:16I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:20He just said you're hot.
00:49:22Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:23Okay.
00:49:24Well, I'll teach you.
00:49:29Holy shit.
00:49:57All right.
00:49:57I got the hang of that.
00:49:59Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdell.
00:50:01Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:02Go for it.
00:50:03New rule.
00:50:04You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:06Is that so?
00:50:08Then...
00:50:10Where are you going to lick me?
00:50:11Shame, shame, shame.
00:50:21You're trying to play with my emotion.
00:50:25Play, blame.
00:50:26Only you feel like a devotion.
00:50:29How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:32Think you could get away with it.
00:50:34Be careful what you get.
00:50:35Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:47I'm sorry.
00:50:48Was that...
00:50:49You drive me fucking wild.
00:50:52Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:53God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:03Wait, what?
00:51:04Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:05I'm sorry.
00:51:07Fuck.
00:51:08Luke, no.
00:51:08No, no, no.
00:51:09I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:11I want to do this with you.
00:51:13Lose my virginity.
00:51:15Sophie.
00:51:15Don't Sophie me.
00:51:18That's so patronizing.
00:51:22Wait, I'm trying.
00:51:23But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:27I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:30I'm terrified of that.
00:51:32It's this that hurts me.
00:51:33What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:35What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:38Being together.
00:51:39Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:42I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:45My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:48I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:51But am I right for you?
00:51:53And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:56I might be a virgin, but this whole it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:52:05Sophie, where are you going?
00:52:07I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:09I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:11You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:18Don't follow me.
00:52:24Damn it.
00:52:25I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:36What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:51You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:56Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:58Nope.
00:53:00Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:01So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:05All to myself.
00:53:09What?
00:53:10You heard me.
00:53:12Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:16Seriously?
00:53:17You're into this?
00:53:19Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:22Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:23Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:25Wow.
00:53:26I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:28Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:29I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:34Pause.
00:53:36What did you just say?
00:53:40I'm a virgin?
00:53:43She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:46Aw, cute.
00:53:47Excuse me?
00:53:48Too much work.
00:53:50You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:51You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:55Sweetie?
00:53:56I'm a senior.
00:53:57That's even sadder.
00:54:01You were just into me.
00:54:02Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:05You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:07But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:09You know?
00:54:10You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:54:13And...
00:54:14Sorry.
00:54:17What?
00:54:19I'm black.
00:54:20I'm in this $80,000 dress, and I can't even get a stupid, horny, prac guy to get with me.
00:54:35He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:37Oh, and Luke.
00:54:41Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me, and I guess
00:54:46he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:51You know what?
00:54:52Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:59I'm at the hospital right now, but I'll come...
00:55:00Oh, look at me.
00:55:01I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor, and I'm also hot as fuck, and I just love to leave girls
00:55:07on with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:10Say something, asshole.
00:55:15Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:16So you can what?
00:55:18Not have sex?
00:55:19Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:20I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to
00:55:23not lead me on.
00:55:25Guys?
00:55:25What guys?
00:55:26Did someone do something to you?
00:55:28Of course not.
00:55:29They said I was too messy.
00:55:31Too messy and too much, and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:37You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:40I think I'm going to pass out.
00:55:43I'm coming to get you.
00:55:44Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:57Sophie, Sophie, hey, wake up.
00:56:04I got you.
00:56:05Come on, man.
00:56:10Is she?
00:56:25She's fine.
00:56:26She's bottled water and two of these in the morning.
00:56:30I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:56:33Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:56:37Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:59You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:01You feel like shit.
00:57:06You look like shit.
00:57:08But like, a million bucks.
00:57:10So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:57:12Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing
00:57:17his name.
00:57:18He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:22But Luke brought you back to the job.
00:57:23I don't want to hear it.
00:57:27I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:30I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:33So I've decided I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:38Huh?
00:57:39Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:42People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one
00:57:47and looking like one.
00:57:49I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:59No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:58:01You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:58:02Why not?
00:58:03Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:04I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:06Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:08I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:11I'm giving off don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:58:15Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:19for the right guy.
00:58:20The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:27Burn me up.
00:58:43Perfect.
00:58:44Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:07There's no way.
00:59:08That girl's off.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:10It is.
00:59:12That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:14Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:16Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:17Good.
00:59:18I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:19I mean more.
00:59:21Hmm.
00:59:26Holy shit.
00:59:27There he is.
00:59:28Are you going to say something?
00:59:32Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:34No.
00:59:35I'm just going to make you regret everything.
00:59:37Mmm.
00:59:44Thanks, babe.
00:59:45It's all beautiful.
00:59:54And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:56A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:00I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:01What the hell's going on here?
01:00:03Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
01:00:04The fuck did you do a second?
01:00:06One latte.
01:00:07Coming right up.
01:00:10And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:12Sophie, what is this?
01:00:14You're dressed different.
01:00:15You're acting different.
01:00:15I don't get it.
01:00:17Whoops.
01:00:18Let me get that for you.
01:00:19I don't get it.
01:00:19So, did you want a coffee?
01:00:27The Ave Shining is on the house.
01:00:30Sophie, I don't...
01:00:31Is this like a punishment?
01:00:32I mean, if it is, I get it, but throwing yourself at other guys.
01:00:34It's not you.
01:00:35That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:38I gave you a chance.
01:00:39And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:41and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:00:44Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:47They do it on the land fair.
01:00:48You should come.
01:00:50She's got plans.
01:00:52Actually, I don't.
01:00:54My first frat party invite?
01:00:56Wow.
01:00:57This whole hawk girl act is actually working.
01:00:59We should bring you home, girl.
01:01:01The guy's going to love you.
01:01:02I will.
01:01:03See you tonight.
01:01:06You're not going to bed.
01:01:07Newsflash.
01:01:08You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:09You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:11That's not true.
01:01:12Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:14My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:21Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away
01:01:22just because of me, all right?
01:01:23If I'm going to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:29What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:32Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:35Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:37Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:38I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:46Everly, not funny.
01:01:47Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital
01:01:50and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:53If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:56How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:01:58that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:00Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:02Red push-up bra?
01:02:07Pink.
01:02:09Red.
01:02:10Get in.
01:02:23Get Sophie's safe.
01:02:24Get out.
01:02:25Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:29Sick costume, bro.
01:02:30Right.
01:02:35Gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:40Sorry.
01:02:42Rules.
01:02:51Idiot.
01:02:55I have to get to her.
01:02:56Where is she?
01:02:57Stop being shy.
01:03:01You look hot.
01:03:05See?
01:03:08Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:09Why?
01:03:14Because I'm taking a 0.5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:20I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:32I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:44He opened it immediately.
01:03:47He's so whipped.
01:03:49Welcome to the party.
01:03:53I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:56He opened it immediately.
01:03:58He's so whipped.
01:04:00Welcome to the party.
01:04:05Dude, I have his ass.
01:04:10Hell yeah.
01:04:11Looks a little something like this.
01:04:13Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:15Ay, ay.
01:04:16This is what you're talking about.
01:04:23It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:26Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie.
01:04:30Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, Sophie.
01:04:35Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:04:49Yo, this girl's crazy.
01:04:54Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:00Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:05You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:08Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:10That's a lie.
01:05:12You talk?
01:05:16Come on, Sophie.
01:05:17Let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:19Coming.
01:05:19My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:22Actually, I'll join.
01:05:24What?
01:05:24No.
01:05:25Don't want to be right here.
01:05:26Who's going first?
01:05:37I'll spin.
01:05:38Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:40I hope it lands on me.
01:05:42He seems experienced.
01:05:55Fuck.
01:05:55Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:01Rules of rule.
01:06:02As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:18Can't talk like adults.
01:06:20Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:21You know, you dress like this, makes me want a fucking right hand.
01:06:28How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:50Can we fuck like another?
01:06:51Can we fuck like another?
01:06:52Can we fuck like another?
01:06:53Can we fuck like another?
01:06:54Can we fuck like another?
01:06:55Can we fuck like another?
01:06:56Can we fuck like another?
01:06:57Can we fuck like another?
01:06:57Can we fuck like another?
01:06:58Can we fuck like another?
01:06:59Can we fuck like another?
01:07:00Can we fuck like another?
01:07:01Can we fuck like another?
01:07:02Can we fuck like another?
01:07:03Can we fuck like another?
01:07:04Can we fuck like another?
01:07:05Can we fuck like another?
01:07:06Can we fuck like another?
01:07:07Can we fuck like another?
01:07:08Can we fuck like another?
01:07:09Can we fuck like another?
01:07:10Can we fuck like another?
01:07:11Can we fuck like another?
01:07:12Can we fuck like another?
01:07:13Can we fuck like another?
01:07:14Can we fuck like another?
01:07:15Can we fuck like another?
01:07:16what time's up when we just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your
01:07:31medicine Luke now you'll wish you would affect me when you have the chance
01:07:46so how was it Luke's a little too shy for me I'm gonna spin again
01:07:59me me so have you come on him
01:08:14you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:08:18okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so
01:08:36warning you you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors
01:08:44but everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess Derek says that you put your
01:08:48legs behind your head I don't even know a Derek I'm sorry Noah but neither you nor
01:08:55me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so screwed everyone in the frat knows I'm a
01:09:02virgin and I'm the only one they're gonna kill me no they're gonna make fun of me
01:09:06and then kill me no no they're gonna make fun of me to death wait I'll help you
01:09:12it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin
01:09:24oh they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:31you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care
01:09:37nope I'm just trying to make someone jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care
01:09:41just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:45I owe you
01:09:50Noah are you in there
01:09:55oh yeah oh it's getting crazy in there
01:10:01oh yeah
01:10:03all right that's enough
01:10:04Sophie you open the damn door
01:10:10okay ready it's working
01:10:13oh you really want to piss him off
01:10:17he deserves it
01:10:18what's the problem doctor
01:10:44the fuck were you doing him in with him
01:10:46well
01:10:48first I unzipped his pants
01:10:51and then I saw his cock
01:10:53liar
01:11:00you don't know that
01:11:02you know you belong to me
01:11:08correct
01:11:09I'm out here girl
01:11:16I'm back up in the street
01:11:19so I don't really got time
01:11:23to fuss and fight
01:11:25no one should try
01:11:26with you
01:11:27really got time
01:11:29yo
01:11:30get out
01:11:33I need this off
01:11:44I want to
01:11:47me too
01:11:50what
01:12:05don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:08no
01:12:09no I'm not changing my mind
01:12:11I'm just kicking myself
01:12:13can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:17you fucking idiot
01:12:19you are
01:12:21who knows you better take that
01:12:44someone better be dying
01:12:46what's it code blue
01:12:48they are
01:12:50I'm sorry Sophie I have to go
01:12:55I've been burned too many times
01:13:01are we ever going to do this look
01:13:02Sophie I promise you the last thing I want to do is leave
01:13:08I promise we're going to do this
01:13:11yes we are
01:13:13but not
01:13:14in some
01:13:15shitty fat house
01:13:17you deserve better than that
01:13:19better how?
01:13:21you have a passport right?
01:13:28so sexy underwear?
01:13:29track
01:13:30a jacket?
01:13:31track
01:13:32a bikini
01:13:33where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:35hey don't tell me
01:13:37crap he's here
01:13:40bitch you won't believe this
01:13:44oh my god
01:13:50no way
01:13:51this man's insane
01:13:52he's actually psycho
01:13:54on the other hand
01:13:56crazy makes for good sex
01:13:57good luck soldier
01:14:03don't you have like any advice for me?
01:14:05he's hot
01:14:06do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:07it's finally happening
01:14:09it's finally happening
01:14:10you look incredible
01:14:12hmm? you said airport fit
01:14:14I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:15you look incredible
01:14:16hmm? you said airport fit
01:14:20I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:21this is so psychotic
01:14:22am I really worth all this?
01:14:23this is so psychotic
01:14:24am I really worth all this?
01:14:25this is so psychotic
01:14:26am I really worth all this?
01:14:27it's the first times
01:14:28it's the first times
01:14:29You look incredible.
01:14:37You said airport fit.
01:14:39I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:47This is so psychotic.
01:14:49Am I really worth all this?
01:14:53It's the first times.
01:14:54Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:15:01International.
01:15:12Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm going to lose my mind.
01:15:16I'm sorry. I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:19You ready?
01:15:24A croissant?
01:15:27You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:30It's a hit.
01:15:32Go look at the view. You'll know where we are.
01:15:41Are you crazy?
01:15:43You took me to Paris?
01:15:44I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:00Luke.
01:16:06You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:09I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:16Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:34It's finally happening.
01:16:36Finally.
01:16:36I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:01You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:05Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:12Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:18She's all yours.
01:17:20Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:26Yes.
01:17:27We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:31I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:34We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:38Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:40I'm sorry?
01:17:43Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:45I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:52I'm so sorry. I don't know how this happened. I was trying to be safe.
01:18:00Wow. What do you think the odds are?
01:18:04Like, 1.6 in 100? You'd probably hate me.
01:18:10As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:14Graduation's in a month, and...
01:18:17I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:27Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:28Coca-Cola.
01:18:41Gabriele.
01:18:42Doctor Sharon, right here.
01:18:43She's going to be waiting.
01:18:45Who'sressing for, who's having an empty, beauty?
01:18:47Hey!
01:18:50Come on.
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