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00:00:00A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:00:06I think I just had an orgasm.
00:00:09You got finger by the eye.
00:00:10I don't talk to you.
00:00:11Why coffee from you?
00:00:12I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:00:14You stole from my date?
00:00:16I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:00:18that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:00:22Dr. Miller.
00:00:25What's up?
00:00:26And why me?
00:00:27You don't mess up my coffee with her.
00:00:28There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:00:32So if you want my virginity, Luke,
00:00:34you can have it.
00:00:36You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:00:38But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:00:40Luke-y!
00:00:42Come out, come out!
00:00:44Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:00:46You'll come back to me after I
00:00:47take care of that little distraction.
00:00:50I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:00:53Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:00:58Luke and take care of my virginity.
00:01:00Okay.
00:01:01I'll be right back.
00:01:03I'll be happy with you once again.
00:01:05Bye.
00:01:06Bye.
00:01:07Which message hey lugar?
00:01:08Bye.
00:01:09All right?
00:01:10Bye.
00:01:11Bikini watch, check.
00:01:13Get boyfriend, check.
00:01:15Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity
00:01:17at the glorious age of 21.
00:01:19Stop thinking about Dick.
00:01:21I'm not thinking about Dick, okay?
00:01:23I'm just nervous to lose my virginity.
00:01:25Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:01:27Oh, fuck, it's Luke.
00:01:29My favorite customer.
00:01:31Did he hear?
00:01:37Okay, don't think about Dick, especially not Luke's dick,
00:01:39probably a really big dick.
00:01:41Morning, Dick.
00:01:43Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe
00:01:45with nonfat milk, right?
00:01:47You're perfect, thank you.
00:01:49Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:01:51Mike, I'm sorry.
00:01:53I didn't know you were coming. I would've got ready.
00:01:55Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee.
00:01:57No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:02:09Want coffee?
00:02:11Right, right, sorry.
00:02:13Oh, my God.
00:02:15Mikey, don't laugh.
00:02:17We're so mean to help your girlfriend.
00:02:19Alright, alright, alright, alright. I'm sorry.
00:02:21Oh, baby, you look great.
00:02:23Not bad, not bad, not bad.
00:02:25Come here.
00:02:27Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:02:29Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:31Oh, my God.
00:02:33Oh, my God.
00:02:34Mikey, don't laugh.
00:02:35We're so mean to help your girlfriend.
00:02:37Alright, alright, alright, alright.
00:02:39Alright, alright, alright.
00:02:40I'm sorry.
00:02:41Don't baby, you look great.
00:02:43Not bad, not bad, not bad.
00:02:45Come here.
00:02:46Don't worry about that.
00:02:47I do it all the time.
00:02:49Let me remake your coffee.
00:02:51Right, guy.
00:02:58See, it's my girl.
00:03:00My face to wipe.
00:03:01Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:03:04Oh, my God.
00:03:06Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:03:08She's such a slut.
00:03:10I bet someone as hot as him would want her.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13Watch this.
00:03:14Oh, Mikey!
00:03:15Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:03:18Looks like she's not very experienced at grown up things.
00:03:21Like making coffee.
00:03:23Or having sex.
00:03:25I know.
00:03:27Come on.
00:03:28Oh, my God!
00:03:30Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:03:37So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:03:43Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:03:45I think we have a stage five cleaner right here.
00:03:51Brooke, is it?
00:03:52Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:03:54What?
00:03:55I literally don't even know you.
00:03:57Don't be embarrassed.
00:03:58Look, it's just chlamydia this week, conorrhea last month.
00:04:01You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:04:03especially while you're on the medication.
00:04:05Oh, my God.
00:04:06What?
00:04:08It was just chlamydia!
00:04:10Oh, fuck you all!
00:04:12Sounds like she already did.
00:04:14Oh, my God.
00:04:32I'm really, really sorry.
00:04:33I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:04:35He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:04:37What does that mean?
00:04:41Shit, my appointment.
00:04:42I gotta go.
00:04:43Sorry.
00:04:48All right.
00:04:49We'll have your birth control ready for you
00:04:50after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:04:52So, go ahead and put this on.
00:04:55Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:57He?
00:04:58A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:05:08This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:05:12Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:05:14It's Luke.
00:05:15Luke is a gynecologist.
00:05:16My gynecologist?
00:05:17My gynecologist?
00:05:18Luke?
00:05:19Luke is a gynecologist?
00:05:20My gynecologist?
00:05:21My gynecologist?
00:05:22Yes.
00:05:34Don't worry. I'm full of the doctor Tilly Jens-Benz it's your first time.
00:05:37Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Tivvy Jens-Paz, it's your first time.
00:05:41Right, my first time.
00:05:43Miss Tivville, is it?
00:05:45Yes, nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:05:47Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:05:50Grind me. I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:05:56Oh no, he remembers me.
00:05:58So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:06:02Yes.
00:06:03Bad asshole.
00:06:05Yes.
00:06:07I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:06:12I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:06:15I will use a condom.
00:06:18I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:06:22Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:06:23Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:06:25Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:06:27I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:06:30I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:06:33Mike's my boyfriend and, yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so.
00:06:38You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:06:42Uh, let's get started with a breast exam.
00:06:46Breast exam? Breast exam?
00:06:50If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:06:53No, it's- I like it. It's fine.
00:07:00Uh, it's probably easier to be my back.
00:07:06It's okay.
00:07:10It's okay.
00:07:11Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:07:13Stop it. Stop.
00:07:15My head's cold.
00:07:16No, they're perfect.
00:07:19Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:07:21There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:07:26There are no abnormalities.
00:07:31Thank you, Luke.
00:07:33Dr. Miller.
00:07:34That wasn't so bad.
00:07:35Uh, Sophie, can you put your feet up and stir up for me?
00:07:43Okay, yes.
00:07:44I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear.
00:07:51So, I need you to relax for a minute.
00:07:54Alright? You're doing good.
00:07:55I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:08:07Alright.
00:08:09I'm gonna be inserting a speculum.
00:08:13You're gonna swab on your cervix.
00:08:15I need you to relax for me.
00:08:20So, do you like younger women?
00:08:21I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:08:27No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago.
00:08:32Or a while ago, actually.
00:08:34So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:08:38Oh. Duh.
00:08:40Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:08:42Amazing.
00:08:44Last thing, I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs.
00:08:47Alright?
00:08:49Relax for me. You're doing good.
00:08:52His finger's literally inside of me.
00:08:54Oh, my gosh.
00:09:02I think I just had an orgasm.
00:09:05Did he...?
00:09:07Alright.
00:09:09He's so noticed. Oh, my God.
00:09:11Everything looks good.
00:09:13No abnormalities.
00:09:15Alright?
00:09:24Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:09:29I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:09:33Alright, so here's your...
00:09:38Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:09:43She's my patient.
00:09:46Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:10:00You are so graphic.
00:10:04Speaking of sperm...
00:10:06I assume your appointment went okay.
00:10:07You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:10:10Luke.
00:10:12Are you serious?
00:10:14You have a finger by the...
00:10:16Talk to you.
00:10:17My coffee from you.
00:10:19The Luke.
00:10:21Sophie, you're a freak.
00:10:23So is he like...
00:10:25With his fingers, or...?
00:10:27Shut up, Beverly.
00:10:28Shit.
00:10:29He's so sexy.
00:10:31Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:10:33Don't worry.
00:10:34Okay?
00:10:35Tonight's gonna be amazing.
00:10:36Okay, Sophie?
00:10:38Yes.
00:10:39Come on.
00:10:40Let's get you ready for your big night tonight, Blake.
00:10:46I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:10:51Why do I even care?
00:10:57Yo!
00:10:58Ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:11:00Is that...
00:11:01Sophie's boyfriend?
00:11:03You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:11:08You're dating a nun.
00:11:09She's never gonna let you smash.
00:11:10I'm calling it.
00:11:12Dude.
00:11:13She's low-key a slut.
00:11:15I just...
00:11:16can't prove it.
00:11:18You will soon.
00:11:20You're gonna film her?
00:11:22No.
00:11:26Dude, you're sick.
00:11:27What if she doesn't let you hit you?
00:11:30A little bit of this...
00:11:32and she's gonna go feral.
00:11:37Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:11:39Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:11:43Don't get involved, Luke.
00:11:45You're just your customer and doctor.
00:11:49Pay.
00:11:51You need to pay.
00:11:52yea, I'll pay.
00:11:53I'm also...
00:11:54I'm in.
00:11:55I'm in.
00:11:56I'm in.
00:11:58I'm in, I'm in.
00:11:59I call the cops.
00:12:01K-Ka-Ka-Kailey Avenue, apartment 2.
00:12:04I need to get to Sophie.
00:12:12The lady?
00:12:30Nervous?
00:12:33Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:12:41Nervous?
00:12:43I'm a little nervous.
00:12:45Hey, don't be.
00:12:47You know my cherries I pop.
00:12:53Wait.
00:12:54What?
00:12:55I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:58I never have to wait. I'm sorry, Mike.
00:13:00I can't do this.
00:13:04Are you kidding me?
00:13:05I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:13:08Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:13:11I'm going home.
00:13:18There it is bad.
00:13:22The hell you are.
00:13:23Not until I get something.
00:13:26No.
00:13:27No.
00:13:31Stop, Mike.
00:13:32Stop.
00:13:33Hey.
00:13:41Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:46Dr. Miller.
00:13:47Hey, man.
00:13:48Hey, Sophie.
00:13:49Hey.
00:13:50Hey, Steven.
00:13:53Hey.
00:13:54Hey, Sophie.
00:13:55Hey.
00:13:56Hey.
00:13:57Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:58Did you take something?
00:13:59What's up, Grandpa?
00:14:00I don't know who the fuck invited you for.
00:14:05Listen up, dumbass.
00:14:06Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:14:09I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:14:11If you want her, you can have her.
00:14:12I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:14:15What? What's so funny?
00:14:16You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:14:18Says who?
00:14:19You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:14:20Yeah.
00:14:23I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:14:24My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:14:28That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:14:32I'm dead.
00:14:33You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:14:34Wait.
00:14:35Wait, wait, wait.
00:14:36Wait, wait, wait.
00:14:37No, no, no.
00:14:38And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:14:40No, no, no.
00:14:41Please, can we talk about this?
00:14:42It was just a joke.
00:14:43Oh, you wanna talk?
00:14:48Hey.
00:14:50Hey, come on.
00:14:54She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:15:09Either way, it's not good.
00:15:17You stole me from my date?
00:15:20What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:15:24I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:15:29Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:15:31I don't have a daddy finish.
00:15:40How much did you have to drink?
00:15:43I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:15:47Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:15:51Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:15:52Tell me this.
00:15:53Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:16:01I was at the bar.
00:16:03I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:16:11Wow.
00:16:12I'm an idiot.
00:16:13No, you're not an idiot.
00:16:14First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:16:30And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:16:37I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:16:40Sorry, Sophie.
00:16:41So if you want my virginity week, you can have it.
00:16:59You can have it.
00:17:00Someone clearly wants me.
00:17:09Are you hard right now?
00:17:14We're mid-argument.
00:17:15That's so wrong.
00:17:16You're drunk.
00:17:17I'm taking you home.
00:17:18What are you doing?
00:17:19You're drunk.
00:17:20I'm taking you home.
00:17:21What?
00:17:22No, I can't go home.
00:17:23My roommate's there.
00:17:24I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:17:26She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:17:41We're here.
00:17:44Here?
00:17:45Where is here?
00:17:46My place.
00:17:49You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone, if you're comfortable.
00:17:54I want to.
00:17:56I mean, I'm cool. I'm cool with that.
00:18:00But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:18:03Smooth, Sophie.
00:18:06Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:18:19You're in Dr. Miller's room, the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:18:36How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge.
00:18:51I don't like tight spaces. Not all tight spaces.
00:18:56Is he a tease, or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:19:00Come on, let's get you cleaned up. You'll feel better afterwards.
00:19:03Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:19:09Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:19:13I'm happy.
00:19:33You don't have to look away, Doc. You've seen way too much of me already.
00:19:50I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:19:56You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:20:00Wait. You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:20:11No, Mrs. Miller.
00:20:13And why me? I'm nothing special.
00:20:18You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:20:21You're kind to people.
00:20:24You're beautiful.
00:20:26Who is that?
00:20:39This is my crazy ex-brofriend.
00:20:43You have to hide right now. All right? Come on.
00:20:48Luke? Are you home?
00:20:54Luke? Come out, come out. Stop playing. I stole one of your pagers. I know you're not on call.
00:21:07Luke?
00:21:12Don't say a word.
00:21:13There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:21:21Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:21:25She's Adine's daughter.
00:21:28We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients. She gets them kicked out of school.
00:21:31Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:21:33What are you doing? You didn't answer my calls.
00:21:41I'm sleeping.
00:21:43Why don't I join you?
00:21:50I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:21:53Like what, baby? Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:21:57Ice cubes? What ice cubes?
00:21:59Like call the cops.
00:22:00Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:22:03Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:22:05Come on, Lukey.
00:22:07You know you love screwing me.
00:22:13I have someone new in my life.
00:22:18Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:22:20I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:22:24And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops.
00:22:27Then I'm gonna call the dean.
00:22:28And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:22:32You know how dangerous that is?
00:22:33No. You can't.
00:22:35One.
00:22:38Two.
00:22:39Fine. Fine.
00:22:40I'm leaving.
00:22:43You're lost.
00:22:53Oh my god, Luke.
00:22:55Luke.
00:22:56Holy shit.
00:23:11They smell like booze.
00:23:13I sobered up, I swear.
00:23:16What's with the ice cubes?
00:23:18Ugh.
00:23:21I prefer no ice cubes.
00:23:27You won't move on from me, Lucas.
00:23:31You'll come back to me after I...
00:23:34take care of that little distraction.
00:23:48My virginity?
00:23:53Yup.
00:23:54Still intact.
00:23:57Fuck my life.
00:23:59Language, Ms. Tizzo.
00:24:01Jesus.
00:24:02What the hell are you doing?
00:24:05Compared to ten to your massive hangover,
00:24:08whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:24:11What would you have me do?
00:24:13Don't say it.
00:24:14Don't say it.
00:24:15You could join me.
00:24:18Sofie, you're 21 years old.
00:24:21Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:24:22There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me,
00:24:23so what's your problem?
00:24:27Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:24:33There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me,
00:24:35so what's your problem?
00:24:47I don't even want to think about some boy such as you.
00:24:57But?
00:24:59But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:25:02You're my patient for one.
00:25:04In an on-campus clinic.
00:25:06I'm graduating this year.
00:25:07Second?
00:25:08You're a virgin.
00:25:09Ouch.
00:25:11I'm asking you to change that.
00:25:14You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:25:17But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:25:18I don't make, love.
00:25:19I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards.
00:25:20Alright, sweetheart?
00:25:21I'm not that guy.
00:25:23Well, maybe I don't need you to call me, Luke.
00:25:24I'm a big girl. I can handle myself.
00:25:26I'm not that guy.
00:25:27You know what?
00:25:29You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:25:32You're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:25:36I don't make, love.
00:25:38I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:25:42I'm not that guy.
00:25:48Well, maybe I don't need you to call me, Luke.
00:25:49Luke, I'm a big girl, I can handle myself.
00:25:54Unless you're just not interested.
00:25:57I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex,
00:26:02according to you.
00:26:04Someone's jealous.
00:26:07Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus
00:26:10to come to your shitty little cafe
00:26:11to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:26:13Because it's cheap.
00:26:19Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform,
00:26:25when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:26:29You see, you don't have to pull any tricks
00:26:30for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:26:33Just don't do it.
00:26:35I'm ready, I promise.
00:26:37Ready?
00:26:39I'm ready.
00:26:41I'm ready.
00:26:42I promise.
00:26:44Ready?
00:26:50What's that?
00:26:54That's your doctor.
00:26:55I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:27:01Sorry, Sophie.
00:27:04Are you kidding me?
00:27:12Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:27:14You're killing me.
00:27:15So THE Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house,
00:27:19you see his dick, and you're still...
00:27:21A virgin?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:24I threw every proposition in the book at him,
00:27:26and he just didn't want this.
00:27:30Can you wait?
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:34Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I was his agent by the way,
00:27:37is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:27:41He respects you, dummy.
00:27:42Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:27:44I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy,
00:27:48all the things I'm not.
00:27:49You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:27:53A Cadillac pussy.
00:27:55And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:27:57Watch.
00:28:01Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:28:03No, can you just order?
00:28:12I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:28:22But a janitor.
00:28:24Makes a lot more sense.
00:28:26Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:28:31What do you want?
00:28:32I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:28:38I didn't get to introduce myself
00:28:39when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:28:43Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:28:45He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:28:47Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller
00:28:51knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:28:55Can you believe it?
00:28:57Sophie's evil.
00:28:58First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:29:01A slut.
00:29:03Pregnant with Luke's.
00:29:05Did you really think that a man that accomplished,
00:29:08attractive, and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:29:15Sophie, you idiot.
00:29:16Of course he was never yours.
00:29:21Sophie!
00:29:22You can have him!
00:29:24You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:29:26I didn't do this, I swear.
00:29:27I would never.
00:29:28What's going on?
00:29:29Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:29:32No, I didn't.
00:29:33I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:29:35Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:29:37Sophie!
00:29:39I'm calling the police.
00:29:41You know I would never do this, please.
00:29:43She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:29:45We need a medic too.
00:29:47I'm a doctor.
00:29:52I'm a doctor.
00:29:57No, no, no, no. I'm fine.
00:29:58I'll just be going.
00:30:00We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:30:02I've never seen him look so angry.
00:30:03Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:30:04Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:30:05Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine with me.
00:30:06I've never seen him look so angry.
00:30:07Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:30:08Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:30:09It was for a friend.
00:30:10You liar.
00:30:11I saw you.
00:30:12No, no, no.
00:30:13I'm fine.
00:30:15I'm fine.
00:30:17I'll just be going.
00:30:18We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:30:24Never seen him look so angry.
00:30:26Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:30:29Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:30:34when you're pregnant?
00:30:36It was for a friend.
00:30:37You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:30:40Let me go.
00:30:41I don't want to press charges.
00:30:44Just a moment.
00:30:56Oh my god.
00:30:58You're crazy, you're actually crazy.
00:31:00Luke, please, I can explain.
00:31:03She's not right for you.
00:31:06Breaking into my house, stealing my pager,
00:31:09that's normal for you, Gina, I get it.
00:31:11But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody
00:31:13that I care about.
00:31:18Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:31:22She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:31:25I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:31:27Stop, Luke, this isn't you.
00:31:30You are just being taken advantage of.
00:31:32She's nothing.
00:31:34A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:31:37You're better than this, Luke.
00:31:40Officer, take her away.
00:31:45Let's go.
00:31:47You bitch!
00:31:48You don't deserve him.
00:31:50Let's go.
00:31:50I knew she was psycho.
00:31:51You couldn't even hurt her to play,
00:31:53even if someone paid you, too.
00:31:54Thanks, Ev.
00:31:55Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:56I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:57Take the date.
00:31:58Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:31:59Cadillac, proceed.
00:32:00You came just to save me?
00:32:01I'm sorry.
00:32:02I'm sorry.
00:32:03I'm sorry.
00:32:04I'm sorry.
00:32:05I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:32:06Take the date.
00:32:07I'm sorry.
00:32:08I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:32:09Take the date.
00:32:10You came just to save me?
00:32:11Of course I did.
00:32:12I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you,
00:32:17so I'm sorry.
00:32:18I'm sorry.
00:32:19I'm sorry.
00:32:20I'm sorry.
00:32:21I'm sorry.
00:32:22I'm sorry.
00:32:23I'm sorry.
00:32:24I'm sorry.
00:32:25I'm sorry.
00:32:26I'm sorry.
00:32:27I'm sorry.
00:32:28I'm sorry.
00:32:29I'm sorry so good.
00:32:30To whom are you,ad?
00:32:31You are.
00:32:32Who are you, and when it's the name?
00:32:33You're, beings, are sorry for other people.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:37You're everywhere.
00:32:38You're everywhere.
00:32:39You're okay.
00:32:40Are you, dude?
00:32:41I did, let's go.
00:32:42She did.
00:32:43I will, let's go.
00:32:44I know.
00:32:45come on.
00:32:46I'll call him.
00:32:47I will, let's go.
00:32:48Whatever.
00:32:49I Wilson's time.
00:32:50You watch me.
00:32:51A little oder or куда?
00:32:52I'd be näher.
00:32:53Tell me.
00:32:54Baby.
00:32:55What?
00:32:56I'ma aún never has killed
00:32:57a single, settled into cancer.
00:32:58about you. What do you mean? I mean you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important
00:33:07you leave a patient for me. What do you see in me? Or am I just entertainment to you? Entertainment?
00:33:16Sophie, if you were just to entertain me I wouldn't get involved in your life. You're just young.
00:33:23I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable. Just because you're
00:33:31this big hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:33:35What do you want?
00:33:42You. Take me seriously. Get in the car. What? To where? Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:34:00What? Unless you have something else planned for break.
00:34:12I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:34:32We're doing both. My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation, huh?
00:34:37Your vacation home? As in you have multiple? Wow.
00:34:44Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home now.
00:34:52And you have a butler at your vacation mansion? You're not just rich, you're like old money.
00:34:58What the hell?
00:35:00Look, I didn't tell you because I don't want to be stressed out. The truth is, yes,
00:35:03so my family's rich. But we're not here to impress you. We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:35:11And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:35:26Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:35:29Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:35:38I'm not.
00:35:39Hang on. What even am I to Luke?
00:35:47Mother, this is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:35:53Girlfriend? No way.
00:35:56Wait, focus, Sophie. Manners.
00:35:57Nice to meet you, Ms. Miller.
00:36:03Girlfriend?
00:36:06What happened to the pretty woman?
00:36:08Gina?
00:36:10The Dean's daughter, the one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:36:15Ouch.
00:36:17Mother, again, I just said this is my girlfriend.
00:36:20And my date to the gala.
00:36:22If I have to remind you to an importance in my life again, I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:36:27Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:36:30Duh!
00:36:31You unbreakable child.
00:36:37If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:36:39Oh, before we go, which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace?
00:36:43She needs some options for playing.
00:36:46Fourth floor, third door on your roof.
00:36:50Thank you, Mother.
00:36:52Good to see you.
00:36:52That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done to me.
00:37:08Your brother has lost it.
00:37:11Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:37:14Is your mom always so...
00:37:24Narcissistic, psychopath?
00:37:27Yeah.
00:37:29That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:37:31But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients, so I come back every year.
00:37:38You care a lot about your patients.
00:37:39Sweet.
00:37:40I do.
00:37:40Plus, the other perk is I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:37:45What does that mean?
00:37:57Luke, you did not.
00:38:04Which one of them speaks to you?
00:38:06I mean, I want all of them.
00:38:07That's done.
00:38:08I haven't even picked one out.
00:38:10You said you want all of them.
00:38:13They're yours.
00:38:1980.
00:38:20I can't accept.
00:38:21This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:38:23Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off.
00:38:28Why do you like me?
00:38:29I'm just a college student and you're you.
00:38:34Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:38:36Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:38:40You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:38:42I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine that I share with like a hundred other students.
00:38:46Because it's not too late to not associate with me.
00:38:49Of course, it's too late.
00:39:05Now we're already falling for you.
00:39:06And why don't you go all the way with me?
00:39:15Because I want it to be right.
00:39:18I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took advantage of you.
00:39:22Well, take a slow.
00:39:29Even though there's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now.
00:39:36Really?
00:39:42Really.
00:39:52Come back here.
00:40:07I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:40:12Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:40:15You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:40:22Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:40:29Can you get me up, please?
00:40:37You know, I'm going to need to go back to this.
00:40:48Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:52That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:58She dumps my best friend?
00:41:01The gala is tonight.
00:41:03And Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm.
00:41:07Not strutting the campus mattress.
00:41:11Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:41:16Don't worry, Mom.
00:41:18I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm.
00:41:20I'm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:41:24That's wonderful.
00:41:28Sophie, love.
00:41:29You've been in there for two hours.
00:41:31I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:41:34Holy shit.
00:41:47Holy shit.
00:41:49It's not about being pretty.
00:41:57I just...
00:41:58I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:42:02I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:42:05Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:42:09You're so refreshing.
00:42:15You ready?
00:42:15You ready?
00:42:15Wow.
00:42:34She's an upgrade of Virginia.
00:42:35Yeah, you never said your brother's champ was so pretty.
00:42:39Why would you want to break them up?
00:42:41Shut up.
00:42:42There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:42:45Is my brother married a snow bunny?
00:42:46It's that of Gina.
00:42:47I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:57This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:43:00Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:43:06Cheers.
00:43:11Girlfriend?
00:43:12Not for long.
00:43:17Good evening, everyone.
00:43:29Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful sharing auction.
00:43:35Our first item.
00:43:40An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:43With its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:43:48Starting big.
00:43:50Five thousand.
00:43:52Five thousand.
00:43:53Now six.
00:43:54It's way to six.
00:43:55Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:56That's pretty good.
00:43:58And I get...
00:43:59You need to come quick.
00:44:00My wife's having a allergic reaction.
00:44:03You'll be okay?
00:44:04Go.
00:44:04Let's go.
00:44:05Let's go.
00:44:05What is it?
00:44:14My throat.
00:44:16Oh, you're not?
00:44:18Great.
00:44:23So, number twelve.
00:44:25Seven thousand dollars.
00:44:26All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:44:28Give him a round of applause.
00:44:29Congratulations.
00:44:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:44:31Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:44:35Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:44:42Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:44:48What a hussy.
00:44:50Auctioning a flow job?
00:44:51I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:56I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:58I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:45:02Poor Lukey.
00:45:04She hasn't fooled.
00:45:05Trailer trash's the skank.
00:45:07Who let her kind in here?
00:45:09I wouldn't do that.
00:45:10I would never.
00:45:12I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:45:15Hmm.
00:45:16Really, Sophie?
00:45:17No one wants you for a thousand?
00:45:18Whew.
00:45:19All right.
00:45:21Five hundred?
00:45:22All right.
00:45:23Five hundred for the poor girl?
00:45:26She's not staying alone.
00:45:28Whatever that means.
00:45:30For a snake.
00:45:34Reed?
00:45:37I don't see anything wrong here.
00:45:40No, my throat, it hurt.
00:45:41What do you mean?
00:45:43I recognize you.
00:45:44You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:45:45What the hell is going on here?
00:45:46Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:48Patrick?
00:45:49Get out of my way.
00:45:50Why lower your standards?
00:45:52We're millionaires.
00:45:53She might be a good fuck, but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:46:01You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:46:05Motherfucker.
00:46:05I'll help the young lady, then.
00:46:21I'll help the young lady, then.
00:46:25Maybe we could have some late-night study sessions, huh?
00:46:31Sold for $400.
00:46:35Wow, Sophie.
00:46:36Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:46:39Use goods.
00:46:48That's right, Serena.
00:46:50After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:53Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:57What was that you're saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:47:00You idiot!
00:47:08Get off the stage!
00:47:09We're leaving!
00:47:09Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:47:11You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:47:15No need, my dear.
00:47:17Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you, after all of this.
00:47:23But, but, no!
00:47:28No!
00:47:29Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:47:34You're a doctor!
00:47:36Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:47:37You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:47:39Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:47:42How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:47:43No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:50Stephanie?
00:47:51The lady?
00:47:53I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
00:48:03You can't.
00:48:04You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:48:08university, so you can't touch me.
00:48:11So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:48:15checks to the charity, and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:48:20Let's go!
00:48:22Get to writing.
00:48:23Let's go!
00:48:24Everybody out!
00:48:32Look at these assholes go.
00:48:34You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:48:36I would have been okay.
00:48:37I do it a thousand times over.
00:48:39No one comes at my woman like that.
00:48:41Plus, I think we made more in donations than I think we have in the last ten years.
00:48:45Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:49You alright?
00:48:49What are you looking for?
00:49:03I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:49:11bartender.
00:49:11Right.
00:49:15Okay.
00:49:16Make me...
00:49:19An appletini.
00:49:21What?
00:49:22Seriously?
00:49:22Seriously?
00:49:24Alright, so, vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur?
00:49:29Can we just choose something easier?
00:49:31You suck at being a rich kid.
00:49:33Move.
00:49:34Can you open that?
00:49:35Thank you!
00:49:36Alright.
00:49:37Let's just make it simple.
00:49:51Body shots.
00:49:54I've never done that before.
00:49:57Seriously?
00:49:59What do you mean?
00:49:59You're like so old.
00:50:00I was trying to get him to school.
00:50:02I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:50:06He just said you're hot.
00:50:08Make the move, Sophie.
00:50:10Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:50:21Holy shit.
00:50:36All right, I got the hang of that.
00:50:45Now it's your turn, Ms. Tidham.
00:50:47Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:48Go for it.
00:50:49New rule.
00:50:50You can't choose the same place twice.
00:50:52Is that so?
00:50:54Then, where are you going to lick me?
00:50:57Let's go.
00:51:27I'm sorry, was that?
00:51:35You drove me fucking wild.
00:51:38Luke, I'm ready.
00:51:46Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:51:48Wait, what?
00:51:49Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:51I'm sorry.
00:51:53Fuck.
00:51:53Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:55I'm telling you, I'm ready.
00:51:57I want to do this with you.
00:51:58Lose my virginity.
00:52:01Sophie.
00:52:03Don't Sophie me.
00:52:04That's so patronizing.
00:52:07Wait, I'm trying.
00:52:09But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:52:12I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:52:16I'm terrified of that.
00:52:18It's this that hurts me.
00:52:19What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:52:21What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:52:24Being together?
00:52:24Sophie, did you see what happened to you today?
00:52:27I mean, my family sucks.
00:52:31My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:52:34I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:52:37But am I right for you?
00:52:39And you really want to take on this much baggage?
00:52:42I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing, is really freshman year.
00:52:50So, where are you going?
00:52:52I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:54I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:57You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:53:04Don't follow me.
00:53:10Damn it.
00:53:17I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:53:22What's the point in talking to me now?
00:53:36You've rejected me thrice.
00:53:41Now your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:43Nope.
00:53:45Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:53:47So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:53:50All to myself.
00:53:52What?
00:53:56You heard me.
00:53:57Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:54:01Seriously?
00:54:03You're into this?
00:54:04Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:54:07Hell yeah, I would.
00:54:08Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:54:11Wow.
00:54:11I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:54:13Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:54:14I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:54:19Pause.
00:54:21What did you just say?
00:54:22I'm a virgin?
00:54:27Oh, no.
00:54:29She's a virgin, y'all.
00:54:31Aw, cute.
00:54:32Excuse me?
00:54:33Too much work.
00:54:35You're probably super clingy, too.
00:54:36You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:54:41Sweetie?
00:54:41I'm a senior.
00:54:42That's even better.
00:54:46You were just into me.
00:54:47Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:50You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:52But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:54You know?
00:54:55You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:54:58And there.
00:55:01Sorry.
00:55:02What?
00:55:04I'm glad.
00:55:12I'm in this $80,000 dress, and I can't even get a stupid, horny, prat guy to get with me.
00:55:20He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:55:26Oh, and Luke.
00:55:26Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me,
00:55:30and I guess he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:55:36You know what?
00:55:42Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:55:43You're not the hospital right now, but I'll come.
00:55:45Oh, look at me.
00:55:46I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor, and I'm also hot as fuck,
00:55:50and I just love to leave girls on with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:56Say something, asshole.
00:55:59Can I come get you right now, please?
00:56:01Sophie can what?
00:56:02Not have sex?
00:56:03Yeah, I don't think so.
00:56:04I think I'll stay right here with the guys that at least have,
00:56:06I don't know, the decency to not lead me on.
00:56:10Guys?
00:56:10What guys?
00:56:11Did someone do something to you?
00:56:12Of course not.
00:56:13They said I was too messy.
00:56:16Too messy and too much.
00:56:18And I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:56:21Sophie.
00:56:22You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:56:26I think I'm going to pass out.
00:56:28I'm coming to get you.
00:56:29Keep going on you, all right?
00:56:41Sophie.
00:56:42Sophie.
00:56:43Hey, wake up.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:44Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:45Hey.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47Hey.
00:56:47Hey.
00:56:47Hey.
00:56:47Hey.
00:56:47Hey.
00:56:47Hey.
00:56:47Hey.
00:56:48Hey.
00:56:48Hey.
00:56:53Well done.
00:56:58I got you.
00:57:04Come on.
00:57:04Is she?
00:57:10She's fine.
00:57:11She's bottle water and two of these in the morning.
00:57:14I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is going to hit her hard.
00:57:17Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:57:40Rise and shine, party animal.
00:57:44You have a lot to tell me.
00:57:47You feel like shit.
00:57:49You look like shit.
00:57:51But, like, a million bucks?
00:57:53So is this a gift from Luke, or...?
00:57:56Everly, the only thing that is going to make
00:57:58this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name.
00:58:02He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:58:05But Luke brought you back to the job.
00:58:07Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:58:10I'm done having my time wasted.
00:58:13I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:58:16So I've decided...
00:58:20I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:58:22Huh?
00:58:23Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:58:25People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby
00:58:29unless I stop acting like one and looking like one.
00:58:33I need you to help me look slutty.
00:58:42No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:58:44You're not going to help me look sexy? Why not?
00:58:46Sophie, you are sexy.
00:58:48I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:50Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:52I look like a non-librarian.
00:58:54I'm giving off...
00:58:55Don't fuck.
00:58:56Snoozefest.
00:58:57Boring.
00:58:58Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you
00:59:01that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy.
00:59:03The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:59:06I'm not gonna do that.
00:59:07It's not a living sign for it.
00:59:08It's not a living sign for me.
00:59:10I'm never going to jump on the wall when you were down above it.
00:59:11membres you know it's a living sign.
00:59:12Keep seeing this simple thing and frazzled me up.
00:59:14You're not dying outside.
00:59:16You're not dying.
00:59:17Until I go back to you in or in a distance.
00:59:19Go back.
00:59:20Before I go to overcome you, come back.
00:59:22Perfect.
00:59:48Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:59:51There's no way.
00:59:52That goes hard.
00:59:54It is.
00:59:55That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:57Dude, the makeover's actually working.
01:00:00Everyone's looking at you.
01:00:01Good.
01:00:02I hope the news gets back to Luke.
01:00:03I mean more.
01:00:10Oh, there he is.
01:00:11Are you going to say something?
01:00:16Holy shit, Sophie.
01:00:18No, I'm just going to make him regret everything.
01:00:20Mmm.
01:00:27Thanks, babe.
01:00:28It's all beautiful.
01:00:29And what can I get for you, handsome?
01:00:40A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
01:00:43I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:45What the hell's going on here?
01:00:46Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
01:00:47What the fuck did you just say to me?
01:00:50One latte.
01:00:50Coming right up.
01:00:53And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:56Sophie, what is this?
01:00:57You're dressed different.
01:00:58You're acting different.
01:00:59I don't get it.
01:01:01Whoops.
01:01:01Let me get that for you.
01:01:02So, did you want a coffee?
01:01:10The ab shining is on the house.
01:01:13Sophie, I don't...
01:01:14Is this like a punishment?
01:01:15I mean, if it is, I get it.
01:01:16But telling yourself to other guys, it's not you.
01:01:18That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:01:21I gave you a chance.
01:01:23And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:01:25and isn't going to embarrass me in the process.
01:01:27Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:01:30They don't land fair.
01:01:31You should come.
01:01:33She's got plans.
01:01:35Actually, I don't.
01:01:37My first frat party invite?
01:01:39Wow, this whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:01:43You should bring your home, girl.
01:01:44God's going to love you.
01:01:45I will.
01:01:46See you tonight.
01:01:49You're not going to bed.
01:01:50Newsflash.
01:01:51You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:52You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:54That's not true.
01:01:55Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:57My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:02:04Sophie, I'm not going to let you fill your life away
01:02:05just because of me, all right?
01:02:06If I'm going to do this fucking frat party at 36 years old,
01:02:09I will.
01:02:12What could you have possibly been in that?
01:02:15Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:02:18Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:02:20Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:02:22I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend.
01:02:28Everly, not funny.
01:02:30Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at the stupid hospital
01:02:33and he gets a text from you in this.
01:02:35If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:02:38How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games
01:02:40with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:02:42Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:02:49We have push-up bra.
01:02:50Pink.
01:02:51Red.
01:02:52Get in.
01:03:06Get Sophie safe.
01:03:07Get out.
01:03:08Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:03:11Sick costume, bro.
01:03:15Right.
01:03:15God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:03:22Sorry.
01:03:24Rules.
01:03:33Idiot.
01:03:34I have to get to her.
01:03:39Where is it?
01:03:42Stop being shy.
01:03:43You look hot.
01:03:47See?
01:03:50Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:51Why?
01:03:52Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke.
01:04:04No.
01:04:05Yes.
01:04:11I got a hat.
01:04:13I have to get to her.
01:04:14Where is it?
01:04:22I need to be so drunk to predict what you just said.
01:04:27He opened it immediately.
01:04:29He's so whipped.
01:04:31Welcome to the party.
01:04:35I need to be so drunk to predict what you just said.
01:04:38He opened it immediately.
01:04:39He's so whipped.
01:04:42Welcome to the party.
01:04:46Do it on this app.
01:04:48Yay!
01:04:49It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:05:07So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be.
01:05:17Woo!
01:05:18Woo!
01:05:19Yeah!
01:05:23Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:05:30Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:05:35Yeah!
01:05:35Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:41Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:44You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:49Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:52That's a lie.
01:05:53You talking?
01:05:57Come on, Sophie.
01:05:58Let's play spin the bottle.
01:06:00Coming.
01:06:01My friend here's just leaving.
01:06:03Actually, I'll join.
01:06:05What?
01:06:05No.
01:06:05Don't let me go here!
01:06:07Who's going first?
01:06:18I'll spin.
01:06:20Do you think he's a PA?
01:06:21I hope it lands on me.
01:06:23He seems experienced.
01:06:36Fuck.
01:06:36Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:42What was the rule?
01:06:43As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:59Can't talk like adults.
01:07:01Can we fuck like adults?
01:07:02You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking break-in.
01:07:09How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:31I want you to take your pocket in my pocket.
01:07:49I'm going to take care.
01:07:51You're in my pocket.
01:07:52You're in my pocket.
01:07:52What?
01:07:52what time's up what were you just you wanted to i'm just giving you a taste of your medicine luke
01:08:12now you'll wish she would affect me when you have the chance
01:08:22so how was it luke's a little too shy for me i'm gonna spin again
01:08:40so
01:08:44meet me so if you come with him you had your chance luke come on noah
01:08:59okay i've never kissed anyone before
01:09:11what so i'm gonna embarrass myself so i'm warning you that i'm you can laugh i wasn't gonna kiss you
01:09:20anyway really but all the rumors like everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess
01:09:27did they already said that you put your legs behind your head
01:09:30i don't even know a derrick
01:09:32i'm sorry noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight
01:09:37i'm so screwed everyone in the frat knows that i'm a virgin and i'm the only one
01:09:43they're gonna kill me no they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me
01:09:47no they're gonna make fun of me to death wait
01:09:49i'll help you
01:09:52how
01:09:54it's awful quiet in there noah come on virgin
01:10:03oh they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate
01:10:08we don't have time just come here
01:10:10you can tell them you lost it to me
01:10:14really you don't care
01:10:16nope i'm just trying to make someone jealous you can tell them i fucked you upside down for all i care
01:10:21just as long as luke overhears
01:10:24i owe you
01:10:30noah are you in there
01:10:34oh yeah
01:10:36oh
01:10:37it's getting crazy in there
01:10:41oh yeah
01:10:43all right that's enough
01:10:44selfie
01:10:48you open the damn door
01:10:49okay ready it's working
01:10:52oh you really want to piss him off
01:10:57he deserves it
01:10:58what's the problem doctor
01:11:10the fuck were you doing a minute with him
01:11:25well
01:11:26first I unzipped his pants
01:11:31and then I saw his cock
01:11:33I'm not here
01:11:39you don't know that
01:11:42you know you belong to me
01:11:47correct
01:11:48I don't know you belong to me
01:12:09yo
01:12:10why you trippin baby you know
01:12:12get out
01:12:13acting like you know what's up but you ain't psychic
01:12:16told you I ain't going down but you ain't psychic
01:12:19told you I ain't going down but you ain't psychic
01:12:22I need this off
01:12:23you
01:12:24I don't want to
01:12:26me too
01:12:29what
01:12:44don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:12:46no
01:12:48no I'm not changing my mind
01:12:50I'm just kicking myself
01:12:52can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:55you fucking idiot
01:12:58you are
01:13:00you are
01:13:22you better take that
01:13:23someone better be dying
01:13:24someone better be dying
01:13:25what's it code blue
01:13:27they are
01:13:29I'm sorry Sophie I have to go
01:13:33I've been burned too many times are we ever going to do this look?
01:13:41Sophie I promise you the last thing I want to do is leave
01:13:43alright
01:13:45I promise we're going to do this we are
01:13:47but not in some shitty fat house
01:13:50you deserve better than that
01:13:51better how?
01:13:53you have a passport right?
01:13:54you have a passport right?
01:13:55so sexy underwear?
01:13:56track
01:13:57track
01:13:59a jacket?
01:14:00track
01:14:01a bikini
01:14:03where exactly is he taking you?
01:14:05hey don't tell me
01:14:07crap he's here
01:14:09bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:14:11no way
01:14:13this man's insane
01:14:15he's actually psycho
01:14:17on the other hand
01:14:19crazy makes for good sex
01:14:21good look soldier
01:14:23don't you have like any advice for me?
01:14:25he's not
01:14:26do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:27it's finally happening
01:14:29it's finally happening
01:14:59you look incredible
01:15:15you look incredible
01:15:17you said airport fit
01:15:19I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:15:27this is so psychotic
01:15:28am I really worth all this?
01:15:32it's the first times
01:15:36are we flying domestic or internationally today sir?
01:15:39international
01:15:50Luke if you don't give me back my sight
01:15:52in the next five seconds
01:15:53I'm going to lose my mind
01:15:54I'm sorry I just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:56you ready?
01:16:04a croissant?
01:16:06you flew me nine hours for some base trees?
01:16:08it's a hint
01:16:10go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:16:12are you crazy?
01:16:22you took me to Paris?
01:16:24no
01:16:30I love you
01:16:31whoa
01:16:32whoa whoa whoa
01:16:33I set up an appointment as Chanel
01:16:35I'm on a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:38Look.
01:16:45You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:48I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:52I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:54Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:17:05It's finally happening.
01:17:35I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at a clinic.
01:17:39You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:44Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:54Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller.
01:17:57She's all yours?
01:17:59Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:18:05Yes.
01:18:05We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:18:10I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:18:12We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:18:17Laureen, don't tell me.
01:18:18I'm sorry?
01:18:21Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:18:25I'll give you two a moment.
01:18:26I'm so sorry.
01:18:35I don't know how this happened.
01:18:37I was trying to be safe.
01:18:39Wow.
01:18:41What do you think the odds are?
01:18:42Like, 1.6 in a hundred?
01:18:45You'd probably hate me.
01:18:48As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:53Graduation's in a month, and I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:19:05Sophie, I'm all in.
01:19:06You'll be meaning to the detail.
01:19:35You
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