00:00We're live from Los Angeles.
00:13Theodore Gold, the most famous and celebrated author in America today.
00:19This is Shelley Stein, my scumbag agent.
00:21Mr. Scumbag, to you.
00:22You wrote a novel where the protagonist is a homeless serial killer.
00:25It's inspired.
00:26Mr. Scumbag, please do not buy this book.
00:31I'm finished writing books that sell only to Hollywood.
00:35From now on, I'm going to write literature.
00:37I'm going to write for myself.
00:44Hey, baby.
00:46You go to your kundalini and your meditation every morning.
00:49Yo, what kind of man are you?
00:51I think I'm onto something exciting.
00:54I was so into it.
00:55It was so good.
00:56You're a Ted Gold.
00:57You're a really famous, successful hack author.
00:59You are so cynical.
01:02Oh, it's not about cynicism.
01:04To art.
01:05To integrity.
01:09This is Velocity.
01:09She is a great artist.
01:12This hot new actress, Velocity, made television history.
01:15She's not interested in money.
01:17Yesterday, I was staging meaningful performances with maybe 35 people.
01:22And today, I'm a national sensation.
01:24What does it say about our culture?
01:27This girl is a cross between Isadora Duncan and Lady Gaga.
01:31You forgot Mother Teresa.
01:32I'm going to be on Jimmy Fallon.
01:33Let's make some money on this before the freaking 15 minutes are up.
01:37Bank account's frozen.
01:38What?
01:39I'm homeless.
01:40I'm homeless.
01:40Sounds like some karma's catching up to you, man.
01:42Oh, yeah.
01:45You live in a sick world.
01:47I gotta like it.
01:49It's really amazing what a difference a day makes.
01:51So what happened to integrity?
01:59You used me.
02:01I'm an artist.
02:02That's what we do.
02:03Have you forgotten?
02:05Life is always in flux.
02:07Knowing that we can remake ourselves every single day.
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