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00:00:00Buy lingerie. Check. Bikini wax. Check. Get boyfriend. Check. Just one thing left to do
00:00:19before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21. Stop thinking about dick. I'm not
00:00:25thinking about dick, okay? I'm just nervous to lose my virginity. It's Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:31Oh, fuck. It's Luke, my favorite customer. Did he hear?
00:00:40Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's
00:00:43probably really big dick. Morning, dick. Double shot of espresso in a mocha frappe with non-fat
00:00:50milk, right? You're perfect. Thank you. Right? Isn't Sophie just
00:00:54perfect. Mike, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. I would have got ready. Oh,
00:00:59don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:15My coffee? Right, right. Sorry.
00:01:24Oh, my God. Mikey, don't laugh. You're so mean. Go help your girlfriend. All right, all right,
00:01:35all right, all right. I'm sorry. No, babe, you're supposed to be Luke's reign. My bad, my bad,
00:01:41about that. Come here. Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time.
00:01:53Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:54Right, guy. See, it's my girl. My face to wipe. Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:08Oh, my God. Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut.
00:02:13As if someone as hot as him would want her. Yeah. Watch this. Oh, Mikey. Where did you find
00:02:20someone as cute as Sophie? Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:26or having sex. Tosh. Oh, come on. Oh, my God. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:41So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:44Mm-hmm. Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:54Brooke, is it? Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:58What? I literally don't even know you. Don't be embarrassed. Look, it's just chlamydia this week,
00:03:04gonorrhea last month. You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:03:06especially while you're on the medication. Oh, my God. What?
00:03:10It was just chlamydia. Oh, fuck you all. Sounds like she already did.
00:03:17Oh, boy.
00:03:35I'm really, really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend? What does that mean?
00:03:45Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry.
00:03:52All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:56So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:59Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:04:01He?
00:04:01A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:04:11This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:15Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:21It's Luke.
00:04:22Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:24My gynecologist.
00:04:25My gynecologist.
00:04:25Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time.
00:04:45Right. My first time.
00:04:47Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:48Yes. Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:51Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:53Grind me.
00:04:55I mean, the coffee shop. Grind me.
00:04:59Oh no, he remembers me.
00:05:02So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:06Yes.
00:05:07Bad asshole.
00:05:09Yes.
00:05:10I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:16I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:18I will use a condom.
00:05:21I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you.
00:05:25Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're...
00:05:26Nurse, can you grab me a disinfectant, please?
00:05:29Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:30I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:34I'm ready. I think I'm ready.
00:05:37Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me, and nobody's ever really liked me, so...
00:05:41You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:47Let's get started with a breast exam.
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:53Breast exam?
00:05:54If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:56No, it's... I like it. It's fine.
00:05:57Uh, it's probably easier if you can lay back.
00:06:08It's okay.
00:06:13It's okay.
00:06:14Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:16Stop it. Stop.
00:06:18My hands are cold.
00:06:19No, they're perfect.
00:06:20Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:24There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:29There are no abnormalities.
00:06:34Thank you, Luke.
00:06:36Dr. Miller.
00:06:37That wasn't so bad.
00:06:39Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:46Okay, yes.
00:06:47I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs.
00:06:50But not performing a pap smear.
00:06:54So, I need you to relax for a moment.
00:06:57Alright?
00:06:58You're doing good.
00:07:00I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:10Alright.
00:07:12I'm gonna be inserting a speculum.
00:07:16You're gonna swab on your cervix.
00:07:18I need you to relax for a moment.
00:07:20So, do you like younger women?
00:07:27I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:30No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago, or a while ago actually.
00:07:36And so, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:41Oh.
00:07:41Duh.
00:07:42Now he thinks, you think he's a creep.
00:07:44Amazing.
00:07:46Last thing.
00:07:47I'm gonna touch your abdomen, just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:50Alright?
00:07:53Relax for me.
00:07:53You're doing good.
00:07:54I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:06Did he?
00:08:10Alright.
00:08:13He's so noticed.
00:08:14Oh my god.
00:08:15Everything looks good.
00:08:16No hard memoralities.
00:08:18Alright?
00:08:20I'll be right back.
00:08:27Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:32I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:35Alright, so here's your break.
00:08:46Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:49Maybe I'll be.
00:08:51She's my patient.
00:08:59Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:03You are so graphic.
00:09:05Speaking of sperm, I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:11You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:15Luke.
00:09:16Are you serious?
00:09:17You got a finger by the eye.
00:09:19Doctor buys coffee from you?
00:09:21The Luke?
00:09:22Sophie, you're a freak.
00:09:25So is he like, good with his fingers or?
00:09:29Shut up, Everly.
00:09:30Shit.
00:09:31He's so sexy.
00:09:33Maybe I should schedule my pap smear.
00:09:35Don't worry.
00:09:37Okay?
00:09:38Tonight's gonna be amazing.
00:09:39Okay, Soph?
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:43Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:44Mike.
00:09:49I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:54Why do I even care?
00:09:55You're ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:10:03Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:08You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:11You're dating a nun.
00:10:12She's never gonna let you smash.
00:10:14I'm calling it.
00:10:15Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:17I just can't prove it.
00:10:20You will soon.
00:10:23You're gonna film her?
00:10:25Dude, yo.
00:10:29Dude, you're sick.
00:10:30What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:31A little bit of this.
00:10:35And she's gonna go feral.
00:10:39Yo, that 1500 is mine.
00:10:42Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:43Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:48You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:52Hey, you need to pay.
00:10:58Fuck, my eyes.
00:10:59What the fuck?
00:11:00Where's your fucking friend, Liv?
00:11:01Before I'm calling cops.
00:11:05Kaylee Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:07I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:13The lady.
00:11:34Nervous?
00:11:36Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:11:39than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:43Nervous?
00:11:46I'm a little nervous.
00:11:48Hey, don't be.
00:11:50You know how many cherries I popped?
00:11:56Wait.
00:11:57What?
00:11:59I'm sorry.
00:11:59I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:01We're gonna have to wait.
00:12:02I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:03I can't do this.
00:12:07Are you kidding me?
00:12:08I'm sorry.
00:12:09You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:11Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:14I'm going home.
00:12:20There it is.
00:12:21There it is.
00:12:24What the hell you are?
00:12:26Not until I get something.
00:12:30No.
00:12:30No.
00:12:34Stop, Luke.
00:12:35Stop.
00:12:36Luke.
00:12:36Stop.
00:12:36Mike.
00:12:37Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:49Dr. Miller.
00:12:51Hey, Sophie.
00:12:52Hey.
00:12:53Hey, Stanley.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:56Hey, Sophie.
00:12:57Hey.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:01Did you take something?
00:13:03What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:03Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:04Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:09Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you.
00:13:12I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:14If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:15I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:18What?
00:13:18What's so funny?
00:13:19You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:21Says who?
00:13:22You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:23Yeah.
00:13:26I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:27My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:31That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:33I'm dead.
00:13:35You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:37Wait.
00:13:38Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:40No, no, no.
00:13:41And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:43No, no, no.
00:13:44Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:45It was just a joke.
00:13:46Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:51Hey.
00:13:53Hey, come on.
00:13:53She's either really wasting or drugged.
00:14:12Either way, it's not good.
00:14:13You stole me from my date?
00:14:22Gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:28I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:31Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:33I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:35How much did you have to drink?
00:14:45I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:50Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:54Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:55Tell me this.
00:14:56Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:14:59I was at the bar, all right?
00:15:05And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:17Wow.
00:15:20I'm an idiot.
00:15:22No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:23First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:33And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:40I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:45Sorry, Soph.
00:15:46So, if you want my virginity week,
00:16:02you can have it.
00:16:10Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:13Are you
00:16:13hard right now?
00:16:16I don't know.
00:16:40Buy lingerie, check.
00:16:42Bikini wax, check.
00:16:44Get boyfriend, check.
00:16:45Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21
00:16:49Stop thinking about dick
00:16:51I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:16:53I'm just nervous to lose my virginity
00:16:55It's Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:16:59Oh, fuck, it's Luke, my favorite customer
00:17:01Did he hear?
00:17:07Okay, don't think about dick, especially not Luke's dick
00:17:10Especially not about Luke's probably really big dick
00:17:11Morning, dick
00:17:13Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right?
00:17:18You're perfect, thank you
00:17:19Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:17:23Mike, I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming, I would have got ready
00:17:26Oh, don't worry, he's just here for a coffee
00:17:28No, I'm here to see my girl
00:17:43Want coffee?
00:17:46Right, right, sorry
00:17:47Oh my god
00:17:58Mikey, don't laugh
00:18:00You're so mean, go help your girlfriend
00:18:02Alright, alright, alright, I'm sorry
00:18:04No, babe, I'll see you look great
00:18:06My bad, my bad, my bad
00:18:09Come here
00:18:16Don't worry about that, I do it all the time
00:18:18Let me remake your coffee
00:18:22Right, guy
00:18:29See, it's my girl
00:18:31My face to wipe
00:18:32Thanks, but, uh, no thanks
00:18:35Oh my god
00:18:36Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that
00:18:39She's such a slut
00:18:40As if someone as hot as him would want her
00:18:43Yeah
00:18:44Watch this
00:18:45Oh, Mikey
00:18:46Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:18:49Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things
00:18:52Like making coffee
00:18:54Or having sex
00:18:57Tosh, no, come on
00:18:59Oh my god
00:19:01Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:19:04Oh!
00:19:04So, uh
00:19:10You're a virgin?
00:19:14Oh, be careful, Mikey
00:19:16I think we have a stage 5 clinger right here
00:19:18Brooke, is it?
00:19:23Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic
00:19:25What?
00:19:26I literally don't even know you
00:19:28Don't be embarrassed
00:19:28Look, it's just chlamydia this week
00:19:31Conorrhea last month
00:19:32You should be more careful who you're sleeping with
00:19:34Especially while you're on the medication
00:19:35Oh my god
00:19:37What?
00:19:37It was just chlamydia!
00:19:41Oh, fuck you all!
00:19:43Sounds like she already did
00:19:44Oh, boy
00:19:46Yeah
00:19:46I'm really, really
00:20:04Sorry
00:20:04I really don't like your boyfriend
00:20:05He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:20:08What does that mean?
00:20:12Shit, my appointment
00:20:13I gotta go
00:20:13Sorry
00:20:14Alright, we'll have your birth control ready for you
00:20:21After the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam
00:20:23So go ahead and put this on
00:20:25Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie
00:20:28He?
00:20:29He?
00:20:34A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam
00:20:38This day could not get any more humiliating
00:20:40Good morning, Miss Tisdale
00:20:45It's Luke
00:20:49Luke is a gynecologist
00:20:51My gynecologist?
00:20:52Don't worry, I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours
00:21:11Right, my first time
00:21:14Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:21:16Yes, nice to meet you, Dr. Miller
00:21:18Nice to meet me
00:21:19Pretty sure we've met a couple times already
00:21:21Grind me
00:21:21I mean, the coffee shop
00:21:24Grind me
00:21:25Oh, no
00:21:27He remembers me
00:21:29So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:21:32Yes
00:21:34Bad asshole
00:21:35Yes
00:21:37I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:21:40If you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:21:43I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:21:45I will use a condom
00:21:48I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all
00:21:51He's not good for you
00:21:52Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:21:54Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:21:56Yes, Dr. Miller
00:21:57I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:22:01I'm ready
00:22:02I think I'm ready
00:22:03Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an asshole
00:22:06But he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so
00:22:08You know what, I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there
00:22:13Let's get started with a breast exam
00:22:16Breast exam?
00:22:20Breast exam?
00:22:21If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor
00:22:23No, it's- I like it, it's fine
00:22:25It's probably easier to do with my back
00:22:32It's okay
00:22:36It's okay
00:22:41Stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:22:43Stop it, stop
00:22:45My hands are cold?
00:22:47No, they're perfect
00:22:47Stop embarrassing yourself
00:22:51There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:22:54There are no abnormalities
00:22:58Thank you, Luke
00:23:02Dr. Miller
00:23:04That wasn't so bad
00:23:06Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:23:13Okay, yes
00:23:14I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs
00:23:17But not performing a pap smear
00:23:19So, I need you to relax for a moment
00:23:23Alright, you're doing good
00:23:26I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:23:31Alright
00:23:38I'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:23:43It's gonna swab on your cervix
00:23:45I need you to relax for a moment
00:23:46So, do you like younger women?
00:23:54I mean, as your students
00:23:55Because you work on campus
00:23:57No, my family donated
00:23:59To the clinic
00:24:01A couple years ago
00:24:02Or a while ago, actually
00:24:03So, in my great-grandfather's honor
00:24:06I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic
00:24:08Oh, duh
00:24:09Now he thinks
00:24:10You think he's a creep
00:24:11Amazing
00:24:12Last thing
00:24:14I'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:24:15Just to check on your internal organs
00:24:17Alright
00:24:18Relax for me
00:24:21You're doing good
00:24:21His finger's literally inside of me
00:24:24Oh my gosh
00:24:25I think I just had an orgasm
00:24:34Did he?
00:24:38Alright
00:24:38He's so noticed
00:24:41Oh my god
00:24:42Everything looks good
00:24:44No abnormalities
00:24:45Alright
00:24:46We'll be right back
00:24:48Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:24:57I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:25:03Alright, so here's your first
00:25:08Should I bring it to her?
00:25:15To the cafe?
00:25:17Yeah
00:25:17We
00:25:17She's my patient
00:25:20Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:25:30You are so graphic
00:25:32Speaking of sperm
00:25:36I assume your appointment went okay
00:25:38You will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:25:41Luke
00:25:42Are you serious?
00:25:44You got a finger by the hot dog to you
00:25:47He'll buy coffee from you
00:25:48The Luke
00:25:49Sophie, you're a freak
00:25:51So is he like good with his fingers or
00:25:55Shut up, Everly
00:25:57Shit
00:25:58He's so sexy
00:25:59Maybe I should schedule my peps from here
00:26:02Bye
00:26:03Don't worry
00:26:04Okay?
00:26:06Tonight's gonna be amazing
00:26:07Okay, Sophie?
00:26:08Yes
00:26:08Come on
00:26:10Let's get you ready for the big night tonight
00:26:11Mike
00:26:12I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie
00:26:18Why do I even care?
00:26:27Yo
00:26:28Are you ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:26:30Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:26:36You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy
00:26:38You're dating a nun
00:26:39She's never gonna let you smash
00:26:41I'm calling it
00:26:42Dude
00:26:42She's low-key a slut
00:26:45I just can't prove it
00:26:47You will soon
00:26:49You're gonna film her?
00:26:52Dude, yo
00:26:53Dude, you're sick
00:26:57What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:27:00A little bit of this
00:27:02And she's gonna go feral
00:27:04Yo, that 1500 is mine
00:27:09Just keep the cameras rolling
00:27:10Don't get involved, Luke
00:27:15You're just your customer and doctor
00:27:17Hey
00:27:20You need to pay
00:27:21Fuck!
00:27:26My eyes!
00:27:26What the fuck?
00:27:28Where's your fucking friend live
00:27:29Before I'm calling cops?
00:27:32Kaylee Avenue, apartment 2
00:27:34I need to get to Sophie
00:27:36The lady
00:27:43Nervous?
00:28:04Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend
00:28:06than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:28:08Nervous?
00:28:14I'm a little nervous
00:28:15Hey, don't be
00:28:16You know how many cherries I popped?
00:28:23Wait
00:28:24What?
00:28:26I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control
00:28:28You're gonna have to wait
00:28:29I'm sorry, Mike
00:28:30I can't do this
00:28:32Are you kidding me?
00:28:36I'm sorry, you were not hot enough
00:28:37to blue ball me for another month
00:28:38Mike
00:28:39Why would you say something like that?
00:28:41I'm going home
00:28:42There it is
00:28:49There it is
00:28:50The hell you are
00:28:53Not until
00:28:54I get something
00:28:57No
00:28:57No
00:28:58No
00:28:58Stop, Mike
00:29:02Stop
00:29:03Mike
00:29:05Who the fuck invited you?
00:29:16Dr. Miller
00:29:17Hey, Sophie
00:29:19Hey
00:29:19Hey, stay with me
00:29:21Hey
00:29:23Hey, Sophie
00:29:24Hey
00:29:25Hey
00:29:27Hey
00:29:27Hey
00:29:27Can you hear me?
00:29:28Did you take something?
00:29:30What's up, Grandpa?
00:29:31Who the fuck invited you?
00:29:35Listen up, dumbass
00:29:36Making her like you
00:29:37is the last good thing
00:29:38that'll ever happen to you
00:29:39I go to an Ivy League, asshole
00:29:41If you want her, you can have her
00:29:42I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:29:44What?
00:29:45What's so funny?
00:29:46You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother
00:29:48Says who?
00:29:49You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:29:51Yeah
00:29:51I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:29:54My family's the biggest donor
00:29:56to the university
00:29:56since
00:29:57ever
00:29:58That means I got the dean
00:29:59on a speed dial
00:30:00I'm dead
00:30:02Wait, wait, wait
00:30:03Wait, wait, wait
00:30:04No, no, no
00:30:05And you can let your buddy
00:30:06Jake know, too
00:30:07No, no, no
00:30:08Please, can we talk about this?
00:30:09It was just a joke
00:30:10Oh, you want to talk?
00:30:15Hey
00:30:15Hey, come on
00:30:18She's either really wasted or drugged
00:30:36Either way, it's not good
00:30:37You stole me from my date
00:30:46Gives you the right, you asshole
00:30:49I'll talk to you when you're ready
00:30:54to have an adult conversation
00:30:55Stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:30:58I don't have a daddy fetish
00:30:59How much did you have to drink?
00:31:10I can drink however much I want
00:31:12and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:31:14Just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:31:16doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller
00:31:18Don't call me Dr. Miller
00:31:19Tell me this
00:31:20Why did you prescribe me birth control
00:31:22if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:31:27I was at the bar
00:31:28All right
00:31:30And I saw your boyfriend
00:31:31placing a $1,500 bet
00:31:33that he could
00:31:33take your virginity
00:31:35and
00:31:36record it
00:31:38Wow
00:31:42I'm an idiot
00:31:45No, you're not an idiot
00:31:48First
00:31:50I can get
00:31:51extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:31:54to the point where I'm
00:31:55orgasming during the exam
00:31:57and as if having a fetish for your gyno
00:32:00isn't bad enough
00:32:01I was going to lose my virginity
00:32:02to a complete asshole
00:32:04I waxed my asshole
00:32:06for that asshole
00:32:07Sorry, Soph
00:32:10So if you want my virginity week
00:32:18You can have it
00:32:27Someone clearly wants me
00:32:37Are you
00:32:38hard right now?
00:32:48buy lingerie, check
00:32:58Bikini wax, check
00:32:59Bikini wax, check
00:33:13Get boyfriend, check
00:33:14Just one thing left to do
00:33:16before I lose my virginity
00:33:17at the glorious age of 21
00:33:19Stop thinking about dick
00:33:21I'm not thinking about dick, okay?
00:33:22I'm just nervous to lose my virginity
00:33:24It's Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:33:28Oh, fuck
00:33:29It's Luke
00:33:29My favorite customer
00:33:30Did he hear?
00:33:37Okay, don't think about dick
00:33:38Especially not Luke's dick
00:33:39Especially not about Luke's
00:33:40probably really big dick
00:33:41Morning, dick
00:33:42Double shot of espresso
00:33:45and a mocha frappe
00:33:46with nonfat milk, right?
00:33:48You're perfect
00:33:48Thank you
00:33:49Right?
00:33:50Isn't Sophie just
00:33:51Perfect
00:33:52Mike
00:33:53I'm sorry
00:33:54I didn't know you were coming
00:33:55I would have got ready
00:33:56Oh, don't worry
00:33:56He's just here for a coffee
00:33:58No
00:33:58I'm here to see my girl
00:34:00My coffee?
00:34:15Right, right, sorry
00:34:17Oh, my God
00:34:27Mikey, don't laugh
00:34:29You're so mean
00:34:30Don't help your girlfriend
00:34:31Alright, alright, alright
00:34:32I'm sorry
00:34:33No, baby
00:34:34You look great
00:34:35Not bad, not bad
00:34:38Come here
00:34:45Don't worry about that
00:34:47I do it all the time
00:34:47Let me remake your coffee
00:34:51Right, guy
00:34:59See, it's my girl
00:35:00My face to wipe
00:35:02Thanks, but, uh
00:35:03No thanks
00:35:04Oh, my God
00:35:06Look at her throwing herself
00:35:08at the campus doctor
00:35:08like that
00:35:09She's such a slut
00:35:10As if someone as hot as him
00:35:11would want her
00:35:12Yeah
00:35:13Watch this
00:35:14Oh, Mikey
00:35:16Where did you find
00:35:17someone as cute as Sophie?
00:35:19Looks like she's not
00:35:20very experienced
00:35:20at grown-up things
00:35:21Like making coffee
00:35:23Or having sex
00:35:26Tosh, no, come on
00:35:29Oh, my God
00:35:30Are we talking
00:35:32to the oldest virgin
00:35:33on campus?
00:35:33Oh
00:35:33So, uh
00:35:39You're a virgin?
00:35:43Oh, be careful, Mikey
00:35:45I think we have a stage 5
00:35:47clinger right here
00:35:48Brooke, is it?
00:35:52Yeah, you forgot your
00:35:53chlamydia medication
00:35:54at the clinic
00:35:55What?
00:35:56I literally don't even know you
00:35:57Don't be embarrassed
00:35:58Look, it's just
00:35:59chlamydia this week
00:36:00gonorrhea last month
00:36:01You should be more careful
00:36:02who you're sleeping with
00:36:03Especially while you're
00:36:04on the medication
00:36:04Oh, my God
00:36:06What?
00:36:07It was just
00:36:09Domenia
00:36:10Oh, fuck you all
00:36:12Sounds like she already did
00:36:14Oh, boy
00:36:15I'm really, really sorry
00:36:33I really don't like
00:36:34your boyfriend
00:36:35He doesn't like
00:36:37my boyfriend?
00:36:38What does that mean?
00:36:41Shit, my appointment
00:36:42I gotta go
00:36:43Sorry
00:36:43All right
00:36:49We'll have your birth control
00:36:50ready for you
00:36:51after the doctor
00:36:51administers a routine
00:36:52pelvic exam
00:36:53So go ahead and
00:36:54put this on
00:36:54Oh, he'll be with you
00:36:57in a moment, sweetie
00:36:57He?
00:37:03A man is conducting
00:37:05my pre-virginity
00:37:06pelvic exam
00:37:07This day could not
00:37:09get any more humiliating
00:37:10Good morning, miss
00:37:13Tisdale
00:37:14It's Luke
00:37:18Luke is a gynecologist
00:37:20My gynecologist
00:37:22Don't worry
00:37:39I mean, the coffee shop
00:37:41grind me
00:37:42Oh, no
00:37:45He remembers me
00:37:46So you are here
00:37:48looking for a prescription
00:37:49for birth control
00:37:50Yes
00:37:51Bad asshole
00:37:52Yes
00:37:54I cannot stress it enough
00:37:56that you still need
00:37:57to use a condom
00:37:58if you want to prevent
00:37:58any kind of unwanted
00:37:59pregnancies, right?
00:38:00I mean, I'm sure
00:38:01you don't want to get
00:38:01pregnant with that guy
00:38:02I will use a condom
00:38:05I'd say you shouldn't
00:38:07even sleep with him
00:38:08at all
00:38:08He's not good for you
00:38:10Dr. Miller
00:38:11I'm not sure
00:38:11Can you grab me
00:38:12a spectrum, please?
00:38:13Yes, Dr. Miller
00:38:14I'd also recommend
00:38:16you don't do anything
00:38:17that you're not ready
00:38:18to do
00:38:18I'm ready
00:38:19I think I'm ready
00:38:21Mike's my boyfriend
00:38:22and, yeah, he's kind
00:38:23of an asshole
00:38:24but he likes me
00:38:24and nobody's ever
00:38:25really liked me, so
00:38:26You know what?
00:38:26I'm sorry that I
00:38:28overstepped the boundaries
00:38:30there
00:38:30Let's get started
00:38:33with the breast exam
00:38:34Breast exam?
00:38:37Breast exam?
00:38:39If you're uncomfortable
00:38:39I can always get
00:38:40a different doctor
00:38:41No, it's
00:38:41I like it
00:38:42It's fine
00:38:42Uh, it's probably
00:38:48easier if you lay back
00:38:49It's okay
00:38:54It's okay
00:38:58Stop thinking
00:38:59about losing
00:39:00your virginity
00:39:00Stop it
00:39:01Stop
00:39:02My head's cold
00:39:04No, they're perfect
00:39:05Stop embarrassing
00:39:08yourself
00:39:08There's no way
00:39:10I'm being turned on
00:39:10by my gynecologist
00:39:11There are no
00:39:15abnormalities
00:39:16Thank you, Luke
00:39:19Dr. Miller
00:39:21That wasn't so bad
00:39:23Sophie, can you
00:39:24put your feet up
00:39:25in the stairs for me?
00:39:30Okay, yes
00:39:31I've fantasized
00:39:32about a hot guy's
00:39:33head in between
00:39:34my legs
00:39:34but not performing
00:39:36a pap smear
00:39:37So, I need you to
00:39:40relax for me
00:39:41Alright
00:39:42You're doing good
00:39:43I wonder if
00:39:46this is how he
00:39:47talks women
00:39:47through orgasms
00:39:48Alright
00:39:55I'm gonna be
00:39:57inserting
00:39:59a speculum
00:40:00You're gonna
00:40:01swab on your
00:40:01surface
00:40:02I need you
00:40:03to relax
00:40:03for me
00:40:03So, do you
00:40:08like younger
00:40:09women?
00:40:11I mean
00:40:12as your students
00:40:13because you
00:40:13work on campus
00:40:14No, my
00:40:15family donated
00:40:16to the clinic
00:40:18a couple years ago
00:40:20or a while ago
00:40:20actually
00:40:21and so
00:40:21in my great
00:40:23grandfather's honor
00:40:23I donated a few
00:40:24hours of my time
00:40:25at the clinic
00:40:25Oh
00:40:26Duh
00:40:26Now he thinks
00:40:28you think
00:40:28he's a creep
00:40:29Amazing
00:40:29Last thing
00:40:31I'm gonna touch
00:40:32your abdomen
00:40:33just to check
00:40:33on your
00:40:34internal organs
00:40:34Alright
00:40:35Relax for me
00:40:38You're doing good
00:40:39His finger's
00:40:40literally inside of me
00:40:41Oh my gosh
00:40:43I think I just
00:40:50had an orgasm
00:40:51Did he
00:40:53He's so
00:40:58noticed
00:40:59Oh my god
00:41:00Everything looks good
00:41:01No hard
00:41:02memoralities
00:41:02Alright
00:41:03I'll be right back
00:41:05Is that
00:41:13a freaking
00:41:13wet spot
00:41:14I can never
00:41:18look at that
00:41:19man in the eyes
00:41:19ever again
00:41:20Alright
00:41:25so
00:41:25here's your
00:41:25break
00:41:25Should I
00:41:31bring it
00:41:32sooner
00:41:32to the cafe
00:41:33She's my
00:41:37patient
00:41:37Mike is
00:41:45gonna come
00:41:45in his pants
00:41:46before he
00:41:46can even
00:41:46get yours
00:41:47off
00:41:47tonight
00:41:48You are
00:41:49so
00:41:49graphic
00:41:50speaking of
00:41:53sperm
00:41:53I assume
00:41:55your appointment
00:41:55went okay
00:41:55You will never
00:41:56believe
00:41:57who my
00:41:57gynecologist
00:41:58was
00:41:58Luke
00:42:00Are you serious
00:42:01You got a finger
00:42:03by the
00:42:03I want to talk to
00:42:04You buy coffee
00:42:05from you
00:42:05The Luke
00:42:06Sophie
00:42:08You're a freak
00:42:09So is he
00:42:10So is he like
00:42:11good with his
00:42:11fingers
00:42:12or
00:42:12Shut up
00:42:15Beverly
00:42:15Shit
00:42:16He's so sexy
00:42:17Maybe I should
00:42:18schedule my
00:42:19pap smear
00:42:19Don't worry
00:42:21Okay
00:42:22Tonight's gonna be
00:42:24amazing
00:42:24Okay
00:42:24Soph
00:42:25Come on
00:42:27Let's get you ready
00:42:28for your good night
00:42:29tonight
00:42:29I hope Mike's worth it
00:42:35Sophie
00:42:35Why do I even care
00:42:40Yo
00:42:45Ready to fork over
00:42:46a grant tonight
00:42:47Is that
00:42:48Sophie's boyfriend
00:42:49You're not winning
00:42:54any bet tonight
00:42:55buddy
00:42:55You're dating a nun
00:42:56She's never gonna
00:42:58let you smash
00:42:58I'm calling it
00:42:59Dude
00:43:00She's low-key
00:43:01a slut
00:43:02I just
00:43:04can't prove it
00:43:05You will soon
00:43:06They're gonna film her
00:43:09Dude
00:43:10Yo
00:43:10Dude
00:43:14You're sick
00:43:15What if she doesn't
00:43:16let you hit
00:43:16Little bit of this
00:43:19And she's gonna
00:43:21go feral
00:43:22Yo
00:43:25That 1500
00:43:25is mine
00:43:26Just keep the
00:43:27cameras rolling
00:43:28Don't get involved
00:43:32Luke
00:43:32You're just
00:43:33your customer
00:43:33and doctor
00:43:34Hey
00:43:38You need to pay
00:43:39Fuck
00:43:43My eyes
00:43:44What the fuck
00:43:44Where's your
00:43:45fucking friend
00:43:46Liv
00:43:46Before I call the cops
00:43:47Kaylee Avenue
00:43:51Apartment 2
00:43:52I need to get
00:43:53to Sophie
00:43:53The lady
00:44:01Nervous?
00:44:19Why do I feel
00:44:22less comfortable
00:44:23with my boyfriend
00:44:24than I did
00:44:24with my
00:44:24freaking
00:44:25gynecologist
00:44:25Nervous?
00:44:31I'm a little nervous
00:44:32Hey
00:44:33Don't be
00:44:34You know my
00:44:35cherries I popped
00:44:36Wait
00:44:41What?
00:44:44I'm sorry
00:44:44I forgot to
00:44:45start my birth control
00:44:46I'm gonna have to
00:44:46wait
00:44:47I'm sorry Mike
00:44:47I can't do this
00:44:49Are you kidding me?
00:44:53I'm sorry
00:44:54you were not hot enough
00:44:54to blue ball me
00:44:55for another month
00:44:56Mike
00:44:56Why would you
00:44:57say something like that?
00:44:59I'm going home
00:45:00There it is
00:45:06There it is
00:45:07The hell you are
00:45:10Not until
00:45:12I get something
00:45:14No
00:45:15No
00:45:15Stop
00:45:19Mike
00:45:20Stop
00:45:21Mike
00:45:22Who the fuck
00:45:29invited you?
00:45:34Dr. Miller
00:45:34Hey Sophie
00:45:36Hey
00:45:37Hey
00:45:38Hey
00:45:38Hey
00:45:38Hey
00:45:39Hey
00:45:41Hey
00:45:41Sophie
00:45:42Hey
00:45:42Hey
00:45:44Hey
00:45:45Can you hear me?
00:45:46Did you take something?
00:45:47What's up Grandpa?
00:45:48Who the fuck
00:45:49invited
00:45:49Listen up
00:45:53Dumbass
00:45:54Making her like you
00:45:55is the last good thing
00:45:56that will ever happen to you
00:45:56I could when I'd be
00:45:58league asshole
00:45:58if you want it
00:45:59you can have it
00:46:00What's so funny?
00:46:01You don't go to an
00:46:01Ivy League school anymore
00:46:02brother
00:46:02Since who?
00:46:04You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:46:05Yeah
00:46:05I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:46:09My family is the biggest
00:46:10donor to the university
00:46:11since
00:46:11ever
00:46:12That means I got the dean
00:46:14on speed dial
00:46:14Dad
00:46:17You just pissed your future
00:46:18away brother
00:46:19Wait
00:46:19Wait
00:46:20Wait
00:46:20Wait
00:46:21Wait
00:46:21Wait
00:46:21No
00:46:22And you can let your buddy
00:46:24Jake know too
00:46:24No
00:46:25No
00:46:25Please
00:46:26Can we talk about this
00:46:27It was just a joke
00:46:28Oh you want to talk
00:46:28Hey
00:46:33Hey
00:46:35Come on
00:46:35She's either really wasted
00:46:53You're drugged
00:46:53Either way
00:46:54It's not good
00:46:55You stole me from my date
00:47:03Gives you the right
00:47:05You asshole
00:47:06I'll talk to you
00:47:11when you're ready
00:47:11to have an adult conversation
00:47:12Stop talking to me
00:47:14like you're my dad
00:47:15but I don't have a daddy fetish
00:47:17How much did you have to drink?
00:47:27I can drink
00:47:28however much I want
00:47:29and sleep with
00:47:30whomever I want to sleep with
00:47:31just because you shoved
00:47:32a speculum up me
00:47:33doesn't mean you can tell me
00:47:34what to do Dr. Miller
00:47:35Don't call me Dr. Miller
00:47:36Tell me this
00:47:37Why did you prescribe me birth control
00:47:39if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:47:45I was at the bar
00:47:46and I saw your boyfriend
00:47:48placing a $1,500 bet
00:47:50that he could
00:47:51take your virginity
00:47:53and
00:47:53record it
00:47:55Wow
00:47:59I'm an idiot
00:48:02No, you're not an idiot
00:48:05First
00:48:08I can get
00:48:09extremely turned on
00:48:11by my gynecologist
00:48:12to the point where I'm
00:48:12orgasming
00:48:13during the exam
00:48:14and as if
00:48:15having a fetish
00:48:16for your gyno
00:48:17isn't bad enough
00:48:18I was going to lose
00:48:19my virginity
00:48:20to a complete asshole
00:48:21I waxed
00:48:23my asshole
00:48:24for that asshole
00:48:25Sorry, Soph
00:48:28So if you want my virginity week
00:48:36you can have it
00:48:45Someone clearly wants me
00:48:54Are you
00:48:55hard right now?
00:48:58Listen to me
00:49:03Listen to me
00:49:16I'll talk to you
00:49:18Bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at
00:49:35the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:49:41just nervous to lose my virginity it's mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did
00:49:49he hear okay don't think about dick especially not Luke's dick especially not about Luke's
00:49:58probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk
00:50:05right you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're
00:50:13coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl
00:50:18my coffee right right sorry
00:50:34oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:50:50I'm sorry no baby don't worry about that I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:51:09right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at her throwing
00:51:25herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her
00:51:30yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very
00:51:38experienced a grown-up things like making coffee or having sex come on oh my god are we talking to
00:51:50the oldest virgin on campus so you're a virgin oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five
00:52:05cleaner right here Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what literally
00:52:14don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week got her real last month
00:52:19you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication oh my god
00:52:24what it sounds like she already did
00:52:33okay
00:52:35I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend he doesn't like my boyfriend what does
00:52:56that mean shit my appointment I gotta go sorry all right we'll have your birth control ready for
00:53:08you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with
00:53:15you in a moment sweetie he a man is conducting my pre virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any
00:53:27more humiliating good morning miss tisdale
00:53:36it's Luke Luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:53:45the doctor to be gentle as it's your worst time right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to
00:54:04meet you dr. Miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me
00:54:10i mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for
00:54:19birth control yes that asshole yes i cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you
00:54:28want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right i mean i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant
00:54:32with that guy i will use a condom i'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not
00:54:39good for you dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr miller i'd also recommend
00:54:46you don't do anything that you're not ready to do i'm ready i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and
00:54:53yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what i'm
00:54:56i'm sorry that i overstepped the boundaries there uh let's get started with the breast exam
00:55:05breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable i can always get a different doctor no it's
00:55:11i like it it's fine uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:55:23it's okay
00:55:27it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my hands cold no they're perfect
00:55:35it stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:55:44there are no abnormalities
00:55:49thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:55:56okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:56:09so i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:56:15i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:56:18all right i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your cervix i need you to relax for me
00:56:37so do you like younger women
00:56:39i mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated to the clinic a couple
00:56:49years ago or a while ago actually and so my great grandfather's honor i donated a few hours of my
00:56:54time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing last thing i'm gonna touch your
00:57:02abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right relax for me you're doing good his fingers
00:57:10literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:57:19i think i just had an orgasm did he
00:57:25all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:57:31no hard memoralities all right i'll be right back
00:57:42is that a freaking wet spot
00:57:47i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:57:54all right so here's your bird
00:58:01should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:58:06she's my patient
00:58:14mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:58:18you are so graphic
00:58:22speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:58:29luke are you serious you're gonna finger by the
00:58:33oh my god talk to you buy coffee from you
00:58:35the luke
00:58:37sophie you're a freak
00:58:40so is he like good with his fingers or
00:58:44shut up everly
00:58:45shit he's so sexy
00:58:48maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:58:50don't worry
00:58:52okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay sophie
00:58:56come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:58:59i hope mike's worth it sophie
00:59:09why do i even care
00:59:14yo ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:59:18is that sophie's boyfriend
00:59:23you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:59:26you're dating a nun she's never gonna let you smash i'm calling it dude
00:59:30she's low-key a slut
00:59:33i just can't prove it
00:59:35you will soon
00:59:38they're gonna film her
00:59:43dude you're sick what if she doesn't let you hit
00:59:48a little bit of this
00:59:50and she's gonna go feral
00:59:54yo that 1500 is mine just keep the cameras rolling
01:00:01don't get involved luke you're just your customer and doctor
01:00:07hey you need to pay
01:00:09fuck my eyes what the
01:00:14fuck where's your
01:00:15fucking friend live before i call the cops
01:00:20kaylee avenue apartment two
01:00:22i need to get to sophie
01:00:30the lady
01:00:35you
01:00:49nervous
01:00:51why do i feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than i did with my freaking gynecologist
01:00:56you nervous
01:01:01i'm a little nervous
01:01:03don't be
01:01:05you know my cherries i popped
01:01:11wait
01:01:11what
01:01:14i'm sorry i forgot to start my birth control
01:01:16i have to wait i'm sorry mike
01:01:18i can't do this
01:01:19are you kidding me
01:01:23i'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
01:01:26mike why would you say something like that
01:01:29i'm going home
01:01:29there it's bad
01:01:39the hell you are
01:01:41not until
01:01:43i get something
01:01:44no no
01:01:49stop me
01:01:50stop
01:01:50hey
01:01:58who the fuck invited you
01:02:04dr miller
01:02:06hey sophie hey
01:02:07hey hey sophie hey
01:02:14hey hey can you hear me did you take something
01:02:17what's up grandpa who the fuck invited
01:02:22listen up dumbass making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you
01:02:26i go to an ivy league asshole
01:02:28if you want her you can have her i got plenty of pussies to choose from
01:02:32what what's so funny you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
01:02:36says who you ever study in miller hall yeah
01:02:38i'm dr luke miller my family's the biggest donor to the university since
01:02:45ever that means i got the dean on speed dial
01:02:49yeah you just pissed your future away brother wait wait wait wait wait wait no no and you can
01:02:56let your buddy jake know too no no no please can we talk about this it was just a joke oh you
01:03:01want to talk
01:03:12she's either really wasted or drugged either way it's not good
01:03:34you stole me from my date
01:03:37what gives you the right you asshole
01:03:42i'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
01:03:46stop talking to me like you're my dad i don't have a daddy fetish
01:03:57so much did you have to drink
01:04:00i can drink however much i want and sleep with whomever i want to sleep with just because you
01:04:05shoved a speculum of me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do dr miller don't call me dr
01:04:09tell me this why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it
01:04:18i was at the bar all right and i saw your boyfriend placing a 1500 bet that he could
01:04:25take your virginity and record it
01:04:28wow i'm an idiot
01:04:37no you're not an idiot
01:04:40first i can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where i'm
01:04:45orgasming during the exam and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough i was gonna lose my
01:04:52virginity to a complete asshole i waxed my asshole for that asshole
01:05:00sorry so
01:05:07so if you want my virginity
01:05:17you can have it
01:05:22you can have it
01:05:25someone clearly wants me are you hard right now
01:05:35you
01:05:52buy lingerie check
01:06:02bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before i lose my virginity at the
01:06:08glorious age of 21. stop thinking about dick i'm not thinking about dick okay i'm just nervous to lose
01:06:14my virginity mr big dick okay oh it's luke my favorite customer did he hear
01:06:27okay don't think about dick especially not luke's dick especially not about luke's probably really big
01:06:31dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frapp with non-fat milk right you're perfect thank
01:06:39you right isn't sophie just perfect mike i'm sorry i didn't know you're coming i would have got ready
01:06:46oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no i'm here to see my girl
01:06:52oh my god
01:07:03oh my god mike don't laugh we're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
01:07:22all right all right i'm sorry no babe you're gonna see you look great my bad my bad my bad
01:07:35come here don't worry about that i do it all the time
01:07:40let me remake your coffee
01:07:41right
01:07:48right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at her throwing
01:07:57herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her
01:08:03yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone as cute as sophie
01:08:09looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex
01:08:18come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
01:08:28so uh you're a virgin
01:08:31oh be careful mikey i think we have a stage five clinger right here
01:08:41brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what i literally don't
01:08:47even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month you should be
01:08:52more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're on the medication oh my god what
01:08:59it was just
01:09:03sounds like she already did
01:09:22i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
01:09:26he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
01:09:32shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
01:09:39all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor
01:09:42administers a routine pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on
01:09:46oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
01:09:48he
01:09:54a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
01:10:02good morning miss tisdale
01:10:08it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
01:10:17the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time
01:10:32right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty sure
01:10:39we've met a couple times already grind me i mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me
01:10:49so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
01:10:53yes that asshole yes
01:10:56i cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of
01:11:01unwanted pregnancies right i mean i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
01:11:06i will use a condom
01:11:09i'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good for you
01:11:12dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please
01:11:16yes dr miller
01:11:17i'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
01:11:21i'm ready i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an
01:11:26asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what i'm sorry that i
01:11:31overstepped boundaries there uh let's get started with the breast exam
01:11:38breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable i can always get a different doctor no it's i like it
01:11:44it's fine uh it's probably easier to lay back
01:11:56it's okay
01:12:00it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my hands go no they're perfect
01:12:07stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
01:12:16there are no abnormalities
01:12:21thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up in the stairs for me
01:12:28okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
01:12:39okay so i need you to relax for a moment all right you're doing good
01:12:48i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
01:12:57all right i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your cervix i need you to relax for me
01:13:10so do you like younger women
01:13:14i mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated to the clinic a couple years
01:13:21ago or a while ago actually and so my great grandfather's honor i donated a few hours of
01:13:27my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing last thing i'm going to touch
01:13:34your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right relax for me you're doing good
01:13:42his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
01:13:45i think i just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
01:14:03no hard memoralities all right i'll be right back
01:14:15is that a freaking wet spot
01:14:20i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
01:14:22all right so here's your break
01:14:33should i bring it to her to the cafe
01:14:38she's my patient
01:14:39mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours
01:14:49off tonight you are so graphic
01:14:52speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
01:15:02luke are you serious you got a finger by the
01:15:05i want to talk to you buy coffee from you the luke
01:15:10sophie you're a freak so is he like good with his fingers or
01:15:16shut up everly
01:15:17shit he's so sexy maybe i should schedule my pap smear
01:15:23don't worry okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay so
01:15:29come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
01:15:36i hope mike's worth it sophie
01:15:41why do i even care
01:15:47yo ready to fork over a grant tonight is that sophie's boyfriend
01:15:55you're not winning any bet tonight buddy you're dating a nun she's never gonna let you smash i'm
01:16:01calling it dude she's low-key a slut i just can't prove it we will soon
01:16:10you're gonna film her
01:16:16dude you're sick what if she doesn't let you hit
01:16:20a little bit of this and she's gonna go feral
01:16:24that 1500 is mine just keep the cameras rolling
01:16:33don't get involved luke you're just your customer and doctor
01:16:39hey you need to pay
01:16:41fuck my eyes what the
01:16:46fuck where's your friend live before i call the cops
01:16:53kaylee avenue apartment 2. i need to get to sophie
01:16:55the lady
01:17:12Nervous?
01:17:23Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
01:17:31Nervous?
01:17:33I'm a little nervous.
01:17:35Don't be.
01:17:37You know my cherries I popped.
01:17:42Wait.
01:17:44What?
01:17:46I'm sorry.
01:17:47I forgot to start my birth control.
01:17:48We're going to have to wait.
01:17:49I'm sorry, Mike.
01:17:50I can't do this.
01:17:54Are you kidding me?
01:17:55I'm sorry.
01:17:56You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
01:17:58Mike, why would you say something like that?
01:18:01I'm going home.
01:18:07There it is.
01:18:08There it is.
01:18:09What the hell you are.
01:18:13Not until I get something.
01:18:17No.
01:18:17No.
01:18:21Stop, Mike.
01:18:22Stop.
01:18:24Mike.
01:18:30Who the fuck invited you?
01:18:36Dr. Miller.
01:18:37Hey, Sophie.
01:18:39Hey.
01:18:40Hey, Stanley.
01:18:43Hey.
01:18:43Hey, Sophie.
01:18:44Hey.
01:18:46Hey.
01:18:47Hey, can you hear me?
01:18:48Did you take something?
01:18:50What's up, Grandpa?
01:18:50Who the fuck invited you?
01:18:51Oh.
01:18:55Listen up, dumbass.
01:18:56Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
01:18:59I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
01:19:01If you want her, you can have her.
01:19:02I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
01:19:05What?
01:19:05What's so funny?
01:19:06You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
01:19:08Says who?
01:19:09You ever study in Miller Hall?
01:19:10Yeah.
01:19:13I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
01:19:14My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
01:19:18That means I got the dean on speed dial.
01:19:22Dead.
01:19:22You just pissed your future away, brother.
01:19:24Wait.
01:19:25Wait.
01:19:25Wait.
01:19:26Wait.
01:19:26Wait.
01:19:26Wait.
01:19:27Wait.
01:19:27Wait.
01:19:27Wait.
01:19:27No.
01:19:27No.
01:19:27No.
01:19:27And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
01:19:30No.
01:19:30No.
01:19:30No.
01:19:31Please.
01:19:31Can we talk about this?
01:19:32It was just a joke.
01:19:33Oh.
01:19:33You want to talk?
01:19:38Hey.
01:19:40Hey.
01:19:40Come here.
01:19:52She's either really wasted or drugged.
01:19:59Either way, it's not good.
01:20:06You stole me from my date?
01:20:09Gives you the right, you asshole.
01:20:15I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
01:20:18Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
01:20:20I don't have a daddy fetish.
01:20:22I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
01:20:37Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
01:20:41Don't call me Dr. Miller.
01:20:42Tell me this.
01:20:43Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
01:20:50I was at the bar.
01:20:52All right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
01:21:04Wow.
01:21:04I'm an idiot.
01:21:05First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
01:21:20And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
01:21:26I waxed my asshole.
01:21:27I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
01:21:32Sorry, Soph.
01:21:39So if you want my virginity week...
01:21:40You can have it.
01:21:49You can have it.
01:21:57Someone clearly wants me.
01:21:59Are you...
01:22:01hard right now?
01:22:02Right now?
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