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00:00:00You
00:00:05My coffee right right sorry
00:00:23All right, all right, all right, all right, I'm sorry
00:00:30My bad my bad my bad
00:00:37Come here. Don't worry about that. I do it all the time
00:00:42Let me remake your coffee
00:00:50Right see, it's my girl my face to wipe. Thanks, but
00:00:56No, thanks
00:00:57My god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that. She's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her
00:01:05Yeah, watch this. Oh
00:01:08Mikey, where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:01:11Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:01:16Or having sex
00:01:20Come on. Oh my god. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:01:27Oh
00:01:39Buy lingerie check
00:01:41Bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21
00:01:48Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking about dick. Okay. I'm just nervous to lose my virginity
00:01:55Mr. Big dick, okay?
00:01:58Oh fuck. It's Luke my favorite customer. Did he hear?
00:02:01Okay, don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really big dick
00:02:11Morning dick
00:02:13Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right?
00:02:17You're perfect. Thank you, right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike
00:02:23Sorry, I didn't know you're coming. I would have got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No, I'm here to see my girl
00:02:30Oh
00:02:40So, uh, yeah, you're a virgin
00:02:45Oh, be careful, Mikey. I think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:49All right
00:02:53Brooke is it?
00:02:54Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic. What? I literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look
00:03:00It's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month
00:03:03You should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication. Oh my god
00:03:08What?
00:03:14Sounds like she already did
00:03:16Oh
00:03:34I'm really really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:38He doesn't like my boyfriend. What does that mean?
00:03:40Oh
00:03:43Shit my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry
00:03:50All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam
00:03:55So go ahead and put this on
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie
00:04:00He?!
00:04:02A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:14Good morning miss tisdale
00:04:20It's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:32Don't worry. I'm full of the doctor to be gentle as it's your first time
00:04:43Right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr. Miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me
00:04:53I mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:56Oh
00:04:58No, he remembers me
00:05:00So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:04Yes
00:05:05That asshole
00:05:07Yes
00:05:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:14I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:17I will use a condom
00:05:20I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not good for you
00:05:24Dr. Miller, I'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:27Yes, dr. Miller
00:05:29I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do. I'm ready. I think I'm ready
00:05:35Mike's my boyfriend, and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me. So you know what?
00:05:40I'm sorry that I
00:05:43overstepped the boundaries there
00:05:45Let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:49Breast exam
00:05:51Breast exam
00:05:52If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor. No, it's I like it. It's fine
00:06:02It's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:07It's okay
00:06:11It's okay
00:06:12Stop thinking about losing your virginity. Stop it. Stop
00:06:17My head's cold
00:06:18No, they're perfect
00:06:20Stop embarrassing yourself. There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:27There are no abnormalities
00:06:33Thank you, Luke
00:06:34Dr. Miller
00:06:36That wasn't so bad
00:06:37Sophie, can you put your feet up and stir it for me?
00:06:44Okay, yes
00:06:45I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear
00:06:53So I need you to relax for a moment
00:06:56All right, you're doing good
00:06:57I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:09All right
00:07:10I'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:07:14You're gonna swab on your cervix
00:07:16It needs you to relax for me
00:07:17So do you like younger women?
00:07:25I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:28No, my family donated
00:07:31To the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually so
00:07:36My great-grandfather's honor. I donated a few hours of my time at clinic. Oh
00:07:40Duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:44Last thing, I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs, all right?
00:07:51Relax for me, you're doing good
00:07:53His fingers literally inside of me
00:07:56Oh my gosh
00:08:03I think I just had an orgasm
00:08:06Did he?
00:08:07All right
00:08:11He's so noticed, oh my god
00:08:13Everything looks good
00:08:15No abnormalities
00:08:17All right
00:08:18We'll be right back
00:08:26Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:31I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:34All right, so here's your break
00:08:45Should I bring it to her to the cafe?
00:08:50She's my patient
00:08:58Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:09:01You are so graphic
00:09:05Speaking of sperm
00:09:08I assume your appointment went okay?
00:09:09You will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:13Luke
00:09:14Are you serious?
00:09:16You're gonna finger by the heart?
00:09:17I don't talk to you
00:09:18I'll buy coffee from you
00:09:19The Luke
00:09:21Sophie you're a freak
00:09:24So is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:26Shut up everybody
00:09:29Shit
00:09:30He's so sexy
00:09:32Maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:34Don't worry
00:09:36Okay
00:09:37Tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:38Okay Soph
00:09:40Come on
00:09:41Let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:43Okay
00:09:48I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:53Why do I even care?
00:09:56Oh
00:09:58Yo
00:09:59You ready to fork over a grand tonight?
00:10:01Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:07You're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:09You're dating a nun
00:10:11She's never gonna let you smash
00:10:12I'm calling it
00:10:13Dude
00:10:14She's low-key a slut
00:10:17I just can't prove it
00:10:19You will soon
00:10:22You're gonna film her?
00:10:23Yo
00:10:27Dude
00:10:28You're sick
00:10:29What if she doesn't let you in?
00:10:31A little bit of this
00:10:34And she's gonna go feral
00:10:38Yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:40Just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:45Don't get involved Luke
00:10:46You're just your customer and doctor
00:10:48Hey
00:10:52You need to pay
00:10:57Fuck my eyes
00:10:57What the fuck?
00:10:59Where's your fucking friend live
00:11:00Before I call the cops
00:11:03K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Kailey Avenue apartment 2
00:11:06I need to get to Sophie
00:11:07The lady.
00:11:32Nervous?
00:11:33Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:43Nervous?
00:11:44I'm a little nervous.
00:11:46Hey, don't be.
00:11:48You don't make cherries I popped.
00:11:54Wait.
00:11:55What?
00:11:56I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control.
00:11:59You're gonna have to wait, I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:01I can't do this.
00:12:05Are you kidding me?
00:12:06I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:09Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:12I'm going home.
00:12:13I'm going home.
00:12:19There it is.
00:12:20There it is.
00:12:23The hell you are.
00:12:25Not until I did something.
00:12:28No.
00:12:29No.
00:12:33Stop, Mike.
00:12:34Stop.
00:12:35Mike.
00:12:36Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:47Dr. Miller.
00:12:49Hey, Sophie.
00:12:50Hey.
00:12:51Hey, Stephen.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Hey, Sophie.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:58Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:59Did you take something?
00:13:00What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:01Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:03Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:07Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:10I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:12If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:13I've got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:16Wait, what's so funny?
00:13:17You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:19Says who?
00:13:20You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:24I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:25My family is the biggest donor to the university since... ever.
00:13:29That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:31You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:36Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:37Wait, wait, wait.
00:13:38No, no, no.
00:13:39And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:41No, no, no.
00:13:42Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:43It was just a joke.
00:13:44Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:49Hey.
00:13:51Hey, come on.
00:14:01She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:10Either way, it's not good.
00:14:18You stole me from my date?
00:14:21What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:23I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:30Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:32I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:33How much did you have to drink?
00:14:34I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:48Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:52Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:53Tell me this.
00:14:54Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:02I was at the bar, all right?
00:15:04And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:16Wow.
00:15:19I'm an idiot.
00:15:21No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:24First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:32And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:39I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:44Sorry, Soph.
00:15:45So if you want my virginity week, you can have it.
00:15:46Someone clearly wants me.
00:15:58Are you hard right now?
00:15:59We're mid-argument.
00:16:00That's so wrong.
00:16:01I'm drunk.
00:16:02I'm taking you home.
00:16:03What are you doing?
00:16:04You're drunk.
00:16:05I'm taking you home.
00:16:06You're drunk.
00:16:07I'm taking you home.
00:16:08What?
00:16:09No, I can't go home.
00:16:10My roommate's there.
00:16:11I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:12She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:16:13we're going to be in the house.
00:16:14You're like...
00:16:15I'm going to help you out of my gym.
00:16:16But not me.
00:16:17I've been in a way to my girlfriend.
00:16:20I can't go home.
00:16:21Then I'm trying.
00:16:22I can't go home.
00:16:23I don't know what you're going to do with all of the guys that you're talking.
00:16:24I think I've been getting away from the house.
00:16:25I can't get away from my gynecologist to my boys.
00:16:26Yeah, but I'm not even getting away from my own man.
00:16:27Yeah?
00:16:28I can't get away from him, it's really hard right now.
00:16:30We're mid-argument.
00:16:31That's so wrong.
00:16:32You're drunk.
00:16:33I'm taking you home.
00:16:34What?
00:16:35What?
00:16:36No, I can't go home.
00:16:37My roommate's there.
00:16:38we're here here where is here my place you can stay here for the night wait until your
00:16:52roommate wakes up and answers the phone if you're comfortable i want to i mean i'm cool i'm cool
00:17:00with that but is your girlfriend gonna be cool with that smooth soky who says i have a girlfriend
00:17:30you're in dr miller's room the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:48how do you afford to live here alone it's huge
00:17:52all my tight spaces not all tight spaces is he a tease or do i just need to bleach my mind
00:18:00come on let's get you cleaned up you'll feel better afterwards thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:10sorry i don't think i can unclasp my bra
00:18:14i'm happy
00:18:30you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:51i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i learn my patients home
00:19:01all the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:09and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr miller no mrs do
00:19:17then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:24you're kind to people
00:19:27you're beautiful
00:19:37who is that
00:19:40ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:50luke are you home
00:19:57lukey come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:07you're not on call
00:20:12don't say a word
00:20:13there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:20are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:23she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them kicked out of
00:20:30school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:32i don't know what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping
00:20:43why don't i join you
00:20:44i can think of a million things i'd rather do like what baby like the thing that i do with the ice cubes
00:20:56ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops
00:21:00do you not remember i have a restraining order against you your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:04come on lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:14i have someone new in my life
00:21:18someone new who the is she
00:21:21i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:24and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops then i'm gonna call the dean
00:21:28and i'm gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager do you know how dangerous
00:21:32that is no you can't one
00:21:38two fine fine i'm leaving
00:21:43your loss
00:21:53oh my god
00:22:08holy
00:22:10you smell like booze
00:22:12i sobered up i swear
00:22:15what's with the ice cubes
00:22:16i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:26you won't move on from me lucas
00:22:31you'll come back to me after i take care of that little distraction
00:22:46my virginity
00:22:53yep still intact
00:22:57fuck my life
00:22:59language miss sis though
00:23:01jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:05i'm here to tend to your massive hangover whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:09what would you have me do
00:23:12don't say it don't say it you could join me
00:23:15me
00:23:20selfie you're 21 years old
00:23:21luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to
00:23:34fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:45i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:57but but a lot of things hope me you're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic
00:24:05i'm graduating this year second
00:24:12your version
00:24:14ouch
00:24:16i'm asking you to change that
00:24:18you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:31but you're asking me to fuck you
00:24:36i don't make love
00:24:37i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards all right sweetheart
00:24:42i'm not that guy
00:24:48well maybe i don't need you to call me luke
00:24:50i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:54unless you're just not interested
00:24:57i saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:03someone's jealous
00:25:08sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:11to have you make me a cup of coffee because it's cheap
00:25:27because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:29then you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:34you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:39so do it i'm ready i promise
00:25:47ready
00:25:53who's that
00:25:54as your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:02sorry so
00:26:05are you kidding me
00:26:12can i uh can i get a
00:26:15you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and you're
00:26:20still a virgin yeah i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:31can you wait oh my god sophie no 36 year old man i looked his agent by the way is passing up a
00:26:38hot virgin coed like you he respects you dummy or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble i mean he's
00:26:45clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all the things i'm not you have a brand new shiny tight
00:26:53pussy a cadillac pussy and luke's gonna be back for a test drive watch
00:26:58hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink no can you just order
00:27:14i thought that you were dr miller's intern but a janitor makes a lot more sense luke's psycho ex
00:27:28what do you want i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:39i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend luke is not your boyfriend
00:27:46gina he made it clear that you two broke up oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing
00:27:52that i am pregnant with his child can you believe it sophie's evil first mike now someone's boyfriend
00:28:02slut pregnant with luke's did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich
00:28:11would settle for some broke loser barista sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:18oh sophie you can have him you didn't have to hurt my baby i didn't do this i swear i would never
00:28:29what's going on your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman no i didn't i've never spoken to
00:28:34this woman before today hey that's the dean's daughter sophie i'm calling the police no i would
00:28:42never do this please she's just assaulted a pregnant woman we need a medic too i'm a doctor i'm a doctor
00:29:12um no no no no i'm i'm fine i'll just be going
00:29:22we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:25never seen him look so angry yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:33your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:36it was for a friend you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:41let me go i don't want to press charges just a moment
00:29:57oh my god you're crazy you're actually crazy luke please i can explain she's not right for you
00:30:05breaking into my house stealing my pager that's normal for eugene i get it
00:30:12but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:19officer i want her involuntarily committed she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:26i'll sign the warrant myself stop luke this isn't
00:30:30you you are just being taken advantage of she's nothing a cheap broke campus whore
00:30:38you're better than this luke officer take her away
00:30:46let's go
00:30:47let's go you bitch don't deserve him let's go
00:30:54i knew she was psycho you couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you too
00:30:59thanks ev
00:31:00sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours take the date
00:31:05someone's waiting for their new test drive cadillac pissy
00:31:17you came just to save me of course i did
00:31:37i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you so
00:31:41i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:48i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:50sophie i rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:52i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:54i don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:57i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:01what do you mean
00:32:02i mean you reject all of my advances and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:11what do you see in me or am i just entertainment to you
00:32:16entertainment sophie if you were just entertaining i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:22you're just young
00:32:24i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:31just because you're this big hot shot doctor at upn doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:43what do you want
00:32:48you
00:32:51take me seriously
00:32:55and get in the car
00:32:57what to where
00:32:59spend thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:02what unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:24i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:33we're doing both
00:33:35my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home
00:33:38you're vacation home as in you have multiple wow mr millen it's good to have your home sir
00:33:48and you have a butler at your vacation mansion luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:34:00what the hell look i didn't say because i didn't want to stress out the truth is yes
00:34:05so my family's rich but we're not here to impress them we're here to show them that you're a part of my
00:34:11my life and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:26so
00:34:27is this the waitress that you brought me lucas
00:34:30why is she dressed so frumpy
00:34:40i'm not hang on what even am i to luke
00:34:43mother this is sophie my girlfriend girlfriend no way wait focus sophie manners nice to meet you miss miller
00:35:02girl girlfriend
00:35:08what happened to the pretty woman gina the dean's daughter the one i worked so hard to set you up with
00:35:19mother again i just said this is my girlfriend and my date to the gala if i have to remind you to
00:35:25her importance in my life again i'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly unless you want
00:35:29one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with oh you ungrateful
00:35:35child
00:35:39if you'll excuse us we need to get ready oh before we go which room do you keep the
00:35:43bitches dior and versace she needs some options for tonight fourth floor third door on your view
00:35:52thank you mother good to see you
00:35:59that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:10your brother has lost it get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:16is your mom always so narcissistic psychopath yeah that's why i don't really get along with the
00:36:32family but the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients so i come back every year you care a
00:36:40lot about your patients it's sweet i do plus the other perk is i could spend a ton of money on you what does that mean
00:36:59luke you did not
00:37:00which one of them speaks to you i mean i want all of them that's done i haven't even picked one out
00:37:12you said you want all of them they're yours
00:37:2080s i can't accept this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:25well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:30why do you like me i'm just a college student and you're you dr trust fund baby
00:37:39your culture your parents host charity events you have a butler that does your laundry i do my
00:37:44laundry in a coin operated machine that i share with like a hundred other students it's not too late
00:37:50to not associate with me
00:38:06of course it's too late i'm already falling for you
00:38:11then why won't you go all the way with me
00:38:12because i want it to be right i don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old
00:38:22guy who took advantage of you but take it slow
00:38:26even though
00:38:35there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now really
00:38:39come back here
00:39:08Come back here.
00:39:10I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:15Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:18You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:28Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:31Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:38You know, I'm going to get you back for this.
00:39:50Whatever you say, doc.
00:39:58That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:01She dumped my best friend?
00:40:03The gala is tonight,
00:40:05and Luke is supposed to have the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:10not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:13Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:19Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:20I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:22just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:25Mm-hmm.
00:40:26That's my girl.
00:40:30Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:33I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person
00:40:35at the gala tonight.
00:40:51Holy shit.
00:40:51It's not about being pretty.
00:41:00I just...
00:41:01I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:03in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:05I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:08Wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:08if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley
00:41:10and donated the party expenses?
00:41:15You're so refreshing.
00:41:17You ready?
00:41:18Wow.
00:41:37She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:39Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:42Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:43Oh, shut up.
00:41:44There was a $2.5 billion inheritance down the drain
00:41:47if my brother marries this nobody instead of Gina.
00:41:57I'd like to thank you all
00:41:58for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:00This is a great opportunity for us
00:42:01to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:03Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale,
00:42:06are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:09Cheers.
00:42:09Cheers.
00:42:09Girlfriend?
00:42:15Not for long.
00:42:29Good evening, everyone.
00:42:32Thank you so much for being here
00:42:34at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:37Our first item.
00:42:43An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora
00:42:46with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views
00:42:51starting big.
00:42:53$5,000.
00:42:55$5,000.
00:42:56Now $6.
00:42:56$26.
00:42:58Bora Bora after finals is pretty good.
00:43:00Can I get...
00:43:02You need to come quick.
00:43:03My wife's having an allergic reaction.
00:43:05You going to be okay?
00:43:06Let's go.
00:43:07Go.
00:43:07Let's go.
00:43:16What is it?
00:43:17My throat.
00:43:19Oh, you're not?
00:43:21Breathe.
00:43:27Sold!
00:43:27Number 12.
00:43:28$7,000.
00:43:29All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:32Give him a round of applause.
00:43:32Congratulations.
00:43:34Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:35Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:38Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student,
00:43:40has graciously offered herself up
00:43:42for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:45Now, according to Miss Tisdale,
00:43:47she has a great personality
00:43:49and an even better mouth.
00:43:51What a hussy.
00:43:53Auctioning a blowjob?
00:43:54I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:43:58I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:01I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:05Poor Lukey.
00:44:07She hasn't fooled.
00:44:08Trailer trash skank.
00:44:10Who let her kind in here?
00:44:12I wouldn't do that.
00:44:13I would never.
00:44:14I have $1,000 for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:18Hmm.
00:44:19Really, Sophie?
00:44:20No one wants you for $1,000?
00:44:22Whew.
00:44:22All right.
00:44:24$500?
00:44:25All right.
00:44:26$500 for the poor girl.
00:44:29She's got student loans.
00:44:31Whatever that means.
00:44:33Where's Luke?
00:44:34I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:43No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:45Don't throw me.
00:44:46I recognize you.
00:44:47You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:48What the hell is going on here?
00:44:49Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:51Patrick, get out of my way.
00:44:54Why lower your standards?
00:44:55We're millionaires.
00:44:56She might be a good fuck,
00:44:57but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:44:58Oh!
00:44:59Oh!
00:45:00Oh!
00:45:01Oh!
00:45:01Oh!
00:45:02Oh!
00:45:02You can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:06when you can live a day
00:45:06without your daddy's money.
00:45:08Motherfucker.
00:45:11$450.
00:45:13$400?
00:45:16Oh, all right.
00:45:19I mean, look,
00:45:20I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:23Poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:24outside the bedroom.
00:45:26Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:29Maybe we could have
00:45:30some late-night study sessions, huh?
00:45:34Yeah.
00:45:34Sold!
00:45:35Sold for $400.
00:45:38Wow, Sophie.
00:45:39Looks like people really aren't
00:45:40in the market for used goods.
00:45:51Used goods?
00:45:52That's right, Serena.
00:45:53After you being the person
00:45:54that's had five abortions
00:45:55in the last year.
00:45:56Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:00What was that you're saying
00:46:01about class, Letitia, darling?
00:46:10You idiot!
00:46:11Get off the stage!
00:46:12We're leaving!
00:46:13Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:15You're humiliating me
00:46:16in front of my friends,
00:46:17you pussy!
00:46:19No need, my dear.
00:46:20Our circle of elite friends
00:46:22can no longer be seen
00:46:23with the likes of you
00:46:25after all of this.
00:46:27No.
00:46:28But, but...
00:46:30No!
00:46:31No!
00:46:32Young man,
00:46:34that information you gave
00:46:36is illegal!
00:46:37You're a doctor!
00:46:39Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:41You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:43Aren't you a little occupied
00:46:44with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:45How's she recovering
00:46:46from her boob job?
00:46:47No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:48Stephanie?
00:46:54The nanny?
00:46:55The nanny?
00:47:03I'm gonna sue you
00:47:04for everything you've got!
00:47:06You can't.
00:47:08You see, yes,
00:47:08my family might own the clinic
00:47:09that you all go to,
00:47:11but I practice under the university,
00:47:13so you can't touch me.
00:47:15So, unless you all want me
00:47:16to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:17I suggest you cut
00:47:18very generous checks
00:47:19to the charity
00:47:20and then get the fuck
00:47:21out of my house.
00:47:24Let's go!
00:47:25Get to writing!
00:47:27Let's go!
00:47:28Everybody out!
00:47:35Look at these assholes go.
00:47:37You didn't have to ruin
00:47:39your charity event for me.
00:47:40I would have been okay.
00:47:41I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:43No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:45Plus, I think we made more
00:47:46in donations tonight
00:47:47than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:49Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:52You all right?
00:47:52What are you looking for?
00:48:08I paid for all the booze,
00:48:09so I figure how the night went,
00:48:13I might as well be
00:48:14your personal bartender.
00:48:15All right.
00:48:18All right.
00:48:19Okay.
00:48:20Make me...
00:48:23an appletini.
00:48:25What?
00:48:25Seriously?
00:48:28All right, so vodka,
00:48:30lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:33Can we just do something easier?
00:48:35You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:37Move.
00:48:45Can you open that?
00:48:48Thank you!
00:48:51All right.
00:48:53Let's just make it simple.
00:48:55Body shots.
00:48:58I've never done that before.
00:49:01Seriously?
00:49:02What do you mean?
00:49:03You're, like, so old.
00:49:04I was trying to get into school.
00:49:05I didn't have time to
00:49:07do body shots
00:49:09off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:10He just said you're hot.
00:49:12Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:13Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:25Holy shit.
00:49:35All right, I got the hang of that.
00:49:49Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:51Now or never, Sophie.
00:49:52Go for it.
00:49:53New rule.
00:49:54You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:56Is that so?
00:49:56Then, where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:01Shame, shame, you're trying to play with my emotion
00:50:13Play, blame, only you feel like a devotion
00:50:18How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:22Think you could get away with it
00:50:23Be careful what you get
00:50:25Cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:27I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:39You drive me fucking wild
00:50:40Luke, I'm ready
00:50:43Yeah, I'm an idiot
00:50:51Wait, what?
00:50:54Sophie, I went too far, I'm sorry
00:50:56Fuck
00:50:57Luke, no, no, no
00:50:59I'm telling you that I'm ready
00:51:01I want to do this with you
00:51:02Lose my virginity
00:51:04Sophie
00:51:05Don't Sophie me, that's so patronizing
00:51:09Wait, I'm trying
00:51:13But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt
00:51:16I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life
00:51:20I'm terrified of that
00:51:21It's this that hurts me
00:51:23What you're doing right now rejecting me
00:51:24What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:28Being together?
00:51:29Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:33I mean, my family sucks
00:51:35My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:37I mean, of course I want to be with you
00:51:40But am I right for you?
00:51:43And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:46I might be a virgin, but this whole
00:51:47It's not you, it's me thing
00:51:49Is really freshman year
00:51:51So, where are you going?
00:51:57I'm calling a cab and going back to campus
00:51:58I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:01You think you're doing me this favor
00:52:03But really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am
00:52:06Don't follow me
00:52:09Damn it
00:52:15Guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:23To be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:26What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:40You've rejected me twice
00:52:42Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:48Nope
00:52:48Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:52:51So I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:52:54All to myself
00:52:56What?
00:53:00You heard me
00:53:01Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:03Seriously?
00:53:06You're into this?
00:53:09Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:11Hell yeah, I would
00:53:12Maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:14Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:17Maybe Luke's the problem
00:53:19I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:22I promise
00:53:24What did you just say?
00:53:30I'm a virgin?
00:53:33She's a virgin, y'all
00:53:35Aww, cute
00:53:36Excuse me?
00:53:38Too much work
00:53:39You're probably super clingy too
00:53:41You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie
00:53:43S-sweetie?
00:53:46I'm a senior
00:53:47That's even sadder
00:53:48You were just into me
00:53:52Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:55You're obviously a nice girl
00:53:56But I'm looking for a fun time
00:53:58You know
00:53:59You're gonna get feels
00:54:01And it's gonna get messy
00:54:02And...
00:54:04There
00:54:05Sorry
00:54:06What?
00:54:08I'm Bled
00:54:09I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:54:19And I can't even get a stupid horny prat guy
00:54:22To get with me
00:54:23He would probably fuck anything
00:54:26Except for me, apparently
00:54:27Oh, and Luke
00:54:31Of course, Luke on the other hand
00:54:32He's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:35And I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:37That he didn't need to see more
00:54:39You know what?
00:54:42Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:48I'm at the hospital right now, bro
00:54:50Oh, oh, look at me
00:54:50I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:54:53And I'm also hot as fuck
00:54:54And I just love to leave girls on
00:54:57With the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:54:59Say something, asshole
00:55:02Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:06So you can what?
00:55:07Not have sex?
00:55:08Yeah, I don't think so
00:55:09I think I'll stay right here
00:55:10Where the guys at least have
00:55:11I don't know, the decency
00:55:12To not lead me on
00:55:14Guys, what guys?
00:55:16Did someone do something to you?
00:55:17Of course not
00:55:18They said I was too messy
00:55:20Too messy and too much
00:55:23And I guess that means
00:55:24You get a second chance
00:55:25Sophie
00:55:26You either fuck me
00:55:27Or you lose me
00:55:28I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:32I'm coming to get you
00:55:34Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:39Sophie
00:55:46Sophie
00:55:47Sophie
00:55:48Hey, wake up
00:55:48I got you
00:55:54Come on
00:55:55Is she?
00:56:15She's fine
00:56:15She's
00:56:16Bottled water in two of these in the morning
00:56:19I don't know what she drank
00:56:21But whatever it is
00:56:22It's gonna hit her hard
00:56:22Sophie
00:56:26You're gonna be the death of me
00:56:27Rise and shine
00:56:47Party animal
00:56:48You have a lot to tell me
00:56:50I feel like shit
00:56:55You look like shit
00:56:56But like
00:56:57A million bucks
00:56:59So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:57:01Everly, the only thing
00:57:03That is gonna make this vodka
00:57:04Tequila hangover worse
00:57:06Is hearing his name
00:57:07He led me on
00:57:09And then left me for Ted
00:57:11But Luke brought you back to the
00:57:12Ev, I don't wanna hear it
00:57:14I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:18I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:21So I've decided
00:57:23I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:27Huh?
00:57:28Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:31People
00:57:32Guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:34Unless I stop acting like one
00:57:36And looking like one
00:57:38I need you
00:57:42To help me look slutty
00:57:44No way, I'm not gonna do that
00:57:50You're not gonna help me look sexy?
00:57:51Why not?
00:57:52Sophie, you are sexy
00:57:53I'm not slutty sexy
00:57:55Guys, don't go for that
00:57:57I look like a nun librarian
00:58:00I'm giving off
00:58:00Don't fuck
00:58:01Snooze fest
00:58:02Boring
00:58:03Sophie, as your best friend
00:58:06I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:07That you don't have to change yourself
00:58:08For the right guy
00:58:09The thing is
00:58:10Mr. Right
00:58:10Isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:12Burn me up
00:58:17Perfect
00:58:33Isn't that that one
00:58:55Dirty barista chick?
00:58:56There's no way
00:58:57That girl's off
00:58:59It is
00:59:00That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:02Dude, the makeover's actually working
00:59:05Everyone's looking at you
00:59:06Good
00:59:07I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:59:08I mean more
00:59:09Holy shit
00:59:16There he is
00:59:17Are you gonna say something?
00:59:21Holy shit, Sophie
00:59:23No
00:59:24I'm just gonna make him regret everything
00:59:26Mmm
00:59:26Thanks, babe
00:59:34It's all beautiful
00:59:35And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:45A latte would be nice
00:59:46But, uh, I like what you're giving me right now
00:59:49I take all kinds of tips
00:59:50What the hell's going on here?
00:59:52Stop interrupting, grandpa
00:59:53What the fuck did you just say?
00:59:55One latte
00:59:56Coming right up
00:59:57And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:02Sophie, what is this?
01:00:03You're dressed different
01:00:04You're acting different
01:00:04I don't get it
01:00:05Whoops
01:00:07Let me get that for you
01:00:08So did you want a coffee?
01:00:16The Ave Shining is on the house
01:00:18Sophie, I don't
01:00:20Is this like a punishment?
01:00:21I mean, if it is, I get it
01:00:22But telling yourself to other guys
01:00:23That's not you
01:00:24That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller
01:00:26I gave you a chance
01:00:28And besides, there's someone out there
01:00:30Who wants me
01:00:31And isn't gonna embarrass me in the process
01:00:32Hey, uh
01:00:33We're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:36They done land fair
01:00:37You should come
01:00:38She's got plans
01:00:40Actually, I don't
01:00:42My first frat party invite?
01:00:45Wow
01:00:45This whole hot girl act is actually working
01:00:48You should bring it home, girl
01:00:50The guy's gonna love you
01:00:51I will
01:00:52See you tonight
01:00:53You're not going to bed
01:00:56Newsflash
01:00:57You're not my boyfriend
01:00:58You could have been
01:00:59But you didn't want the baggage
01:01:00That's not true
01:01:01Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:03My very sexy, very booby outfit
01:01:06Go, go, go
01:01:09Sophie, I'm not gonna let you throw your life away
01:01:11Just because of me, alright
01:01:12If I'm gonna do this fucking frat party
01:01:1436 years old
01:01:15I will
01:01:15What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:21Oh, that was
01:01:22Sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:24Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere
01:01:26Ew, that doesn't even sound right
01:01:27I just found
01:01:30The perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's
01:01:33Everly, not funny
01:01:36Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital
01:01:39And he gets a text from you in this
01:01:41If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will
01:01:44How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy
01:01:47That I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:01:49Hey, whatever helps you get over him
01:01:51Okay?
01:01:55Red push-up bra
01:01:56Pink
01:01:57Red
01:01:58Get in
01:02:12Get Sophie safe, get out
01:02:13Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for
01:02:16Sick costume, bro
01:02:19Right
01:02:22Gotta have at least three chicks with you to get in, man
01:02:28Sorry
01:02:29Rules
01:02:31Idiot
01:02:40I have to get to her
01:02:45Stop being shy, you look hot
01:02:51See?
01:02:54Wait, hand me your phone
01:02:57Why?
01:03:02Because I'm
01:03:04Taking a .5 and
01:03:07Sending it to Luke
01:03:09No
01:03:11Yes
01:03:12I got a hat
01:03:18I have to get to her
01:03:20Where is it?
01:03:31I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did
01:03:33He opened it immediately
01:03:35He's so whipped
01:03:37Welcome to the party
01:03:38I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did
01:03:44He opened it immediately
01:03:46He's so whipped
01:03:47Welcome to the party
01:03:50Do it with his abs
01:03:55Soitte
01:03:56I'm so sick
01:03:56I'm so sick
01:03:57Wooo
01:03:57Wooo
01:03:58Hell yeah
01:03:59What?
01:03:59Looks a little something like this
01:04:01Looks a little bit like I can't miss
01:04:04Ayy
01:04:04This is what you pop
01:04:05It's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:14Sovee
01:04:15Sovee
01:04:16Sovee
01:04:17Sovee
01:04:18Sovee
01:04:19Sovee
01:04:20Sovee
01:04:22Sovee
01:04:23Sovee
01:04:24Oh, yeah!
01:04:30Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:36Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:42Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:48Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:54You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:56Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:04:58That's a lie.
01:05:00You talk?
01:05:03Come on, Sophie! Let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:06I'm coming. My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:09Actually, I'll join.
01:05:11What? No.
01:05:13The motivator!
01:05:21Who's going first?
01:05:25I'll spin.
01:05:26Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:28I hope it lands on me.
01:05:29He seems experienced.
01:05:43Fuck.
01:05:44Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:48Roll the roll.
01:05:49As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:06Can you talk like adults?
01:06:07Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:09You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking right hand.
01:06:15I want a fucking right hand.
01:06:36How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:38I know you're never here.
01:06:45Never worry, they're having all your crew!
01:06:49I know.
01:06:50I hope it's better on my tree as well.
01:06:51He's not retooled.
01:06:57I knew it wasn't.
01:06:59It was definitely one arthro.
01:07:01We got an eye on you.
01:07:03what time's up when we just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your
01:07:19medicine Luke now you'll wish you would affect me when you have the chance
01:07:33so how was it Luke's a little too shy for me I'm gonna spin again
01:07:47me me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:08:06okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so warning you
01:08:24you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors like everyone says
01:08:33your freaky sex goddess Derek says that you put your legs behind your head I don't even know a
01:08:39Derek I'm sorry Noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so screwed
01:08:46everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one they're gonna kill me no they're
01:08:53gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna make fun of me to death wait I'll help you
01:09:03it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin
01:09:11they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:18you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no I'm just trying to make someone jealous
01:09:27you can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:32I owe you
01:09:37Noah are you in there oh yeah oh it's getting crazy in there
01:09:48Sophie you open the damn door okay ready it's working
01:10:00oh you really want to piss him off
01:10:05he deserves it
01:10:06what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing in there with him well
01:10:34oh
01:10:37first I unzipped his pants and then I saw his cock
01:10:47liar you don't know that
01:10:54you know you belong to me
01:10:56correct
01:11:04I'm back up in the street
01:11:07so I don't really got time to fuss and fight
01:11:12no one
01:11:12with you
01:11:14really got time
01:11:17yo
01:11:17why are you trippin baby you know
01:11:20get out
01:11:21acting like you know what's up but you ain't psychic
01:11:24told you I ain't going down but you ain't like it
01:11:27told you I ain't going down but you ain't like it
01:11:29I told you I ain't going down when you ain't like it
01:11:31I need this off
01:11:31I don't want to
01:11:36me too
01:11:37what don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:11:55no
01:11:57no I'm not changing my mind
01:11:59I'm just kicking myself
01:12:01can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:12:05you fucking idiot
01:12:07you are
01:12:25you are
01:12:26you're back up in the street
01:12:30yes you better take that
01:12:31someone better be dying
01:12:34what's it code blue
01:12:36they are
01:12:40i'm sorry sophia i have to go
01:12:46i've been burned too many times are we ever going to do this hook
01:12:49so be i promise you the last thing i want to do is see
01:12:56all right i promise we're gonna do this we are
01:12:59but not in some shitty frat house
01:13:04you deserve better than that better how
01:13:09do a passport right
01:13:15so sexy underwear track
01:13:17a jacket
01:13:19a bikini
01:13:21where exactly is he taking you
01:13:22hey don't tell me
01:13:26crap he's here
01:13:29bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:37no way this man's insane he's actually psycho
01:13:42on the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:13:45good look soldier
01:13:50don't you have like any advice for me
01:13:52he's not do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:13:56it's finally happening
01:14:05you look incredible
01:14:23you said airport fit
01:14:26i guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:34this is so psychotic am i really worth all this
01:14:40it's the first times
01:14:41are we flying domestic or internationally today sir
01:14:48international
01:14:49look if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds i'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:03i'm sorry i'm sorry i just didn't want to run the surprise you ready
01:15:12a croissant
01:15:14you flew me nine hours for some pastries
01:15:16it's a hint
01:15:19go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:20are you crazy you took me to paris
01:15:31whoa whoa whoa i set up an appointment at chanel and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant
01:15:46look
01:15:47look
01:15:54you want to add something to the itinerary
01:15:55i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:00i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:01yeah that's i think that's a good idea
01:16:20it's finally happening
01:16:31i don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:16:48you know it was weird when you were my customer and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:16:52is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on
01:17:01you're going to get away from my patient dr miller
01:17:06she's all yours
01:17:08miss tisdale i see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:13yes we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:19i regret to inform you sophie we're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:22i'll give you two a moment
01:17:42i'm so sorry i i don't know how this happened i was trying to be safe wow
01:17:48i don't know what do you think the odds are like 1.6 in 100. you probably hate me
01:17:57as long as you're not planning on ghosting me i'm actually pretty excited
01:18:01graduations in a month and i mean we'll be able to do it together
01:18:06so
01:18:14sophie i'm all in
01:18:18mi
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