00:00Okay, everyone.
00:03For as long as I can remember, our little town has loved Christmas.
00:08And nothing is more important than our annual Christmas pageant.
00:12The pageant is sacred.
00:14Special mention to Grace for volunteering to direct the pageant.
00:19But this year, the Herdmans changed everything.
00:23Now.
00:23The Herdmans are absolutely the worst kids in the history of the world.
00:32Hey!
00:36Give it up, Charlie.
00:39You ready for this?
00:41I'm gonna be in your Bible play.
00:43This is gonna be a real disaster.
00:45That's the spirit.
00:47Would anyone like to volunteer for Mary and Joseph?
00:50Who's Mary?
00:51Baby Jesus' mom?
00:53Elmer, you usually like playing Joseph.
00:58Suppose that's that, then.
01:01The Herdmans shouldn't be here.
01:03They're a poor influence.
01:06It might be the first Christmas pageant in history where Joseph and the wise men get in a fight.
01:11And Mary hightailed it with the baby.
01:14Five bucks say they burn down the manger.
01:16This year, we get to be someone else.
01:24Live a different life.
01:26Become someone new.
01:29Why are they still here?
01:32Jesus was born for the Herdmans as much as he was for us.
01:37We'll be missing the whole point now if we turn them away.
01:40I'm not quite sure what's gonna happen.
01:46Maybe that's not a bad thing.
01:48Because Mary and Joseph weren't so sure either.
01:53She's crying.
01:55Mary's crying.
01:56It's going to be the best Christmas pageant ever.
01:59Today, we're going to ignore everything except blood.
02:12A watch?
02:13No, come on.
02:15Now, that's a pageant I'd actually like to see.
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