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00:00:00You
00:00:04My coffee right right sorry
00:00:23All right, all right, all right, all right, I'm sorry
00:00:30My bad my bad my bad
00:00:37Come here don't worry about that I do it all the time
00:00:42Let me remake your coffee
00:00:50Right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:00:56Oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want
00:01:04Her yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone as cute as sophie
00:01:11Looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:01:17Or having sex
00:01:19Oh
00:01:21Come on. Oh my god. Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:01:39Buy lingerie check
00:01:41Bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21
00:01:49Stop thinking about dick. I'm not thinking about dick. Okay. I'm just nervous to lose my virginity
00:01:55Mr. Big dick, okay?
00:01:58Oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer. Did he hear?
00:02:01Okay, don't think about dick especially not luke stick especially not about luke's probably really big dick
00:02:11morning dick
00:02:13Double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk, right?
00:02:17You're perfect. Thank you. Right isn't sophie just perfect mike
00:02:23I'm sorry. I didn't know you're coming. I would have got ready. Oh, don't worry. He's just here for a coffee. No, I'm here to see my girl
00:02:31So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:45Oh, be careful mikey. I think we have a stage five clinger right here
00:02:53Brooke is it?
00:02:54Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic. What? I literally don't even know you. Don't be embarrassed. Look it's just
00:03:01Chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month. You should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication
00:03:07Oh my god, what?
00:03:10It was just chlamydia
00:03:14Sounds like she already did
00:03:16I'm really really sorry. I really don't like your boyfriend. He doesn't like my boyfriend. What does that mean?
00:03:40Shit, my appointment. I gotta go. Sorry
00:03:50All right, we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam
00:03:55So go ahead and put this on
00:03:58Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie
00:03:59He?
00:04:05A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam
00:04:10This day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:14Good morning, Miss Tisdale
00:04:16It's Luke Luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:24Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Titty-Genta as it's yours
00:04:42Right, my first time
00:04:45Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:47Yes, nice to meet you Dr. Miller
00:04:49Nice to meet me? Pretty sure we've met a couple times already
00:04:52Grind me
00:04:53I mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:56Oh no, he remembers me
00:05:00So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:04Yes
00:05:05That asshole
00:05:07Yes
00:05:09I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:14I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:17I will use a condom
00:05:20I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all. He's not good for you
00:05:24Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:25Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:27Yes, Dr. Miller
00:05:29I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:05:32I'm ready
00:05:33I think I'm ready
00:05:35Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me, so
00:05:39You know what? I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there
00:05:45Let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:49Breast exam?
00:05:51Breast exam?
00:05:52If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor
00:05:54No, it's- I like it. It's fine
00:06:01Uh, it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:07It's okay
00:06:08Stop thinking about losing your virginity. Stop it. Stop!
00:06:17My hands cold?
00:06:18No, they're perfect
00:06:20Stop embarrassing yourself. There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:25There are no abnormalities
00:06:32Thank you, Luke
00:06:34Dr. Miller
00:06:36That wasn't so bad
00:06:37Sophie, can you put your feet up and stir for me?
00:06:39Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a pap smear
00:06:50So, I need you to relax for me
00:06:55All right, you're doing good
00:06:57I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:08All right
00:07:10I'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:07:14You're gonna swab on your cervix
00:07:16I need you to relax for me
00:07:17So, do you like younger women?
00:07:25I mean, as your students, because you work on campus
00:07:28No, my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago
00:07:33Or a while ago, actually
00:07:35So, in my great-grandfather's honor, I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic
00:07:39Oh, duh, now he thinks you think he's a creep
00:07:42Amazing
00:07:44Last thing, I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs, all right?
00:07:51Relax for me, you're doing good
00:07:53His finger's literally inside of me
00:07:56Oh my gosh
00:08:03I think I just had an orgasm
00:08:06Did he?
00:08:09All right
00:08:11He's so noticed
00:08:13Oh my god
00:08:13Everything looks good
00:08:15No hard memoralities
00:08:17All right
00:08:18Be right back
00:08:26Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:31I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:34All right, so here's your break
00:08:45Should I bring it to her, to the cafe?
00:08:50She's my patient
00:08:51Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:09:02You are so graphic
00:09:05Speaking of sperm
00:09:08I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:09You will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:13Luke
00:09:14Are you serious?
00:09:16You got a finger by the
00:09:17I don't talk to you
00:09:18He buys coffee from you
00:09:19The Luke
00:09:21Sophie, you're a freak
00:09:22So is he like good with his fingers or?
00:09:28Shut up, Beverly
00:09:28Shit
00:09:29He's so sexy
00:09:31Maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:34Don't worry
00:09:36Okay
00:09:36Tonight's gonna be amazing, okay Soph
00:09:40Come on
00:09:41Let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:42I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie
00:09:52Why do I even care?
00:09:58Yo
00:09:59Ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:01Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:07You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy
00:10:09You're dating a nun
00:10:11She's never gonna let you smash, I'm calling it
00:10:13Dude
00:10:14She's low-key a slut
00:10:17I just can't prove it
00:10:19You will soon
00:10:22You're gonna film her?
00:10:27Dude, you're sick
00:10:28What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:31A little bit of this
00:10:34And she's gonna go feral
00:10:35Yeah, that 1500 is mine
00:10:40Just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:45Don't get involved, Luke
00:10:46You're just your customer and doctor
00:10:51Hey, you need to pay
00:10:56Fuck, my eyes, what the fuck
00:10:59Where's your fucking friend live before I'm calling the cops?
00:11:01I need to get to Sophie
00:11:03K-K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka Avenue, apartment two
00:11:05I need to get to Sophie
00:11:14The lady
00:11:31Nervous?
00:11:35Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:43Nervous?
00:11:43I-I'm a little nervous
00:11:47Don't be
00:11:48You don't make cherries I popped
00:11:55Wait
00:11:55What?
00:11:57I'm sorry, I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:59We're gonna have to wait, I'm sorry, Mike
00:12:02I can't do this
00:12:05Are you kidding me?
00:12:07I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:09Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:12I'm going home
00:12:19There it is
00:12:23The hell you are
00:12:25Not until
00:12:26I get something
00:12:28No, no
00:12:32Stop, wait, stop
00:12:35Hey
00:12:42Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:47Dr. Miller
00:12:48Hey Sophie, hey
00:12:51Hey, hey Sophie, hey
00:12:57Hey, hey, can you hear me?
00:12:59Did you take something?
00:13:01What's up grandpa?
00:13:02Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:06Listen up, dumbass
00:13:07Making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you
00:13:10I go to an ivy league, asshole
00:13:12If you want her, you can have her
00:13:13I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:16Wait, what's so funny?
00:13:17You don't go to an ivy league school anymore, brother
00:13:19Says who?
00:13:20You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:22Yeah
00:13:24I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:25My family is the biggest donor to the university since
00:13:28Ever
00:13:29That means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:33Okay, you just pissed your future away, brother
00:13:35Wait
00:13:36Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no
00:13:39And you can let your buddy Jake know too
00:13:41No, no, no, please, can we talk about this?
00:13:43It was just a joke
00:13:44Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:49Hey
00:13:51Hey, come on
00:14:08She's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:10Either way, it's not good
00:14:13You stole me from my date?
00:14:21What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:27I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:30Stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:32I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:41How much did you have to drink?
00:14:44I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:48Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller
00:14:52Don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:53Tell me this, why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:02I was at the bar
00:15:02All right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it
00:15:11All right, I'm an idiot
00:15:21No, you're not an idiot
00:15:22First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:32And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:38I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:44Sorry, Soph
00:15:44So if you want my virginity week
00:15:52You can have it
00:16:09Someone clearly wants me
00:16:11Are you hard right now?
00:16:19We're mid-argument
00:16:22That's so wrong
00:16:23I'm drunk
00:16:25I'm taking you home
00:16:28What are you doing?
00:16:29You're drunk, I'm taking you home
00:16:30What? No, I can't go home
00:16:32My roommate's there
00:16:34I told her I was going to be at Mike's
00:16:35She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me
00:16:41We're here
00:16:46Here? Where is here?
00:16:48My place
00:16:50You can stay here for the night
00:16:52Wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone
00:16:54If you're comfortable
00:16:55I want to
00:16:57I mean, I'm cool
00:16:59I'm cool with that
00:17:01But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:04Smooth, Sophie
00:17:07Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:11You're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:31You're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:33The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:41How do you afford to live here alone? It's huge
00:17:52I don't like tight spaces
00:17:55Not all tight spaces
00:17:57Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:01Come on, let's get you cleaned up
00:18:02You'll feel better afterwards
00:18:04Thanks for taking care of me, Doc
00:18:06Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:14I'm happy
00:18:36You don't have to look away, Doc
00:18:49You've seen way too much of me already
00:18:51I just don't want to be disrespectful
00:18:59You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time
00:19:02Wait
00:19:03You mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:09and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:12No, Mr. Still
00:19:16Then why me? I'm nothing special
00:19:19You don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:23You're kind to people
00:19:26You're beautiful
00:19:27Who is that?
00:19:40Ah, this is my crazy ex-girlfriend
00:19:43Um, you have to hide right now, all right? Come on
00:19:50Luke? Are you home?
00:19:53Luke?
00:19:58Come out, come out
00:20:00Stop playing
00:20:02I stole one of your pagers
00:20:04I know you're not on call
00:20:11Don't say a word
00:20:12There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex or anyone else
00:20:20Are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now? What the hell?
00:20:24Shh
00:20:25She's a dean's daughter
00:20:27We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients
00:20:29She gets them kicked out of school
00:20:30Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:37What are you doing?
00:20:39You didn't answer my calls
00:20:41I'm sleeping
00:20:43Why don't I join you?
00:20:44I can think of a million things I'd rather do
00:20:52Like what, baby?
00:20:53Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:56Ice cubes?
00:20:57What ice cubes?
00:20:58Like call the cops
00:21:00Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:03Your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:04Come on, Lukey
00:21:06You know you love screwing me
00:21:09I have someone new in my life
00:21:17Someone new?
00:21:18Who the fuck is she?
00:21:21I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:24And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops
00:21:26Then I'm gonna call the dean
00:21:28And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager
00:21:31Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:32No, you can't
00:21:34One
00:21:37Two
00:21:38Fine, fine
00:21:40I'm leaving
00:21:43Your loss
00:21:53Oh my god, Lu
00:22:04Holy shit
00:22:10I smell like booze
00:22:12I sobered up, I swear
00:22:15What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:20I prefer no ice cubes
00:22:26You won't move on from me, Lucas
00:22:29You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction
00:22:49My virginity?
00:22:53Yep, still intact
00:22:55Fuck my life
00:22:59Language, Miss Tisdale
00:23:01Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:05I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:07Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:10What would you have me do?
00:23:12Don't say it
00:23:13Don't say it
00:23:14You could join me
00:23:20Sophie, you're 21 years old
00:23:25Luke, that is three years past legal
00:23:32There are plenty of guys on campus that would want to fuck me
00:23:34So what's your problem?
00:23:47I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:57But?
00:24:00But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:02You're my patient, for one.
00:24:04In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:06I'm graduating this year.
00:24:09Second?
00:24:12Your version.
00:24:14Ouch.
00:24:15I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:27You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:31But you're asking me to fuck you.
00:24:36I don't make love.
00:24:38I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:41I'm not that guy.
00:24:42Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:50I'm a big girl.
00:24:51I can handle myself.
00:24:54Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:56I saw how hot your ex is, and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:05Someone's jealous.
00:25:08Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:25:10To come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:13Because it's cheap.
00:25:14Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:30When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:34You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:37So do it.
00:25:40I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:46Ready?
00:25:53What's that?
00:25:54As your doctor, I know you haven't started your brush control.
00:25:56Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:04Are you kidding me?
00:26:12Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:14You're killing me.
00:26:16So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:21A virgin?
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:28Can you wait?
00:26:32Oh my god.
00:26:33Sophie, no 36-year-old man, I looked at his agent, by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:41He respects you, dummy.
00:26:43Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:44I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:50You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:53A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:56And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:58Watch.
00:27:01Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:03No, can you just...
00:27:04Order?
00:27:14I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:22But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:27Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:29What do you want?
00:27:33I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:38I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:44Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:46He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:48Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:56Can you believe it?
00:27:58Sophie's evil.
00:27:59First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:02Slut.
00:28:04Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:05Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:15Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:17Of course he was never yours.
00:28:22Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:24You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:26I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:28I would never.
00:28:29What's going on?
00:28:30Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:32No, I didn't.
00:28:33I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:35Hey, that's the dean's daughter.
00:28:38Sophie?
00:28:40I'm calling the police.
00:28:41You know I would never do this, please.
00:28:43She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:45We need a medic, too.
00:28:47I'm a doctor.
00:28:53I'm a doctor.
00:29:05No, no, no, no, no.
00:29:16I'm fine.
00:29:18I'll just be going.
00:29:19We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:24I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:27Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:33Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:36It was for a friend.
00:29:38You liar.
00:29:38I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:41Let me go.
00:29:42I don't want to press charges.
00:29:45Just a moment.
00:29:45Oh, my God.
00:29:58You're crazy.
00:29:59You're actually crazy.
00:30:01Luke, please.
00:30:02I can explain.
00:30:04She's not right for you.
00:30:06Breaking into my house.
00:30:08Stealing my pager.
00:30:09That's normal for you, Gina.
00:30:10I get it.
00:30:11But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:19Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:23She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:26I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:27Stop.
00:30:28Luke, this isn't you.
00:30:31You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:33She's nothing.
00:30:35A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:38You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:41Officer, take her away.
00:30:46Let's go.
00:30:48You bitch!
00:30:49You don't deserve him.
00:30:51Let's go.
00:30:53I knew she was psycho.
00:30:55You couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you to.
00:30:59Thanks, Ev.
00:31:00Sophie, I'm sorry.
00:31:01I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:04Take the day.
00:31:11Someone's waiting for their new test drive.
00:31:16Cadillac pussy.
00:31:27You came just to save me?
00:31:29Of course I did.
00:31:30I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:43I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:49Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:52I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:57I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:31:59What do you mean?
00:32:02I mean, you reject all of my advances and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:10What do you see in me?
00:32:12Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:16Entertainment?
00:32:17Sophie, if you were to just entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:22You're just young.
00:32:24I mean, I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:31Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:43What do you want?
00:32:48You.
00:32:51You take me seriously.
00:32:54You get in the car.
00:32:57What?
00:32:57To where?
00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:02What?
00:33:03Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:04You.
00:33:24I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:33We're doing both.
00:33:35My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:39Your vacation home?
00:33:41As in you have multiple?
00:33:44Wow.
00:33:44Mr. Millen, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:53And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:33:56Luke, you're not just rich.
00:33:58You're like old money.
00:34:00What the hell?
00:34:00Look, I didn't tell you because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:04The truth is, yes.
00:34:05Because my family's rich.
00:34:07But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:10We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:11And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:28Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:33Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:35I'm not.
00:34:41Hang on.
00:34:42What even am I to Luke?
00:34:49Mother.
00:34:51This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:55Girlfriend?
00:34:56No way.
00:34:57Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:34:59Manners.
00:35:00Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:02Mother.
00:35:05Girlfriend?
00:35:08What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:10Gina?
00:35:12The Dean's daughter?
00:35:13The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:16Ouch.
00:35:19Mother, again,
00:35:20as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:22And my date to the gala.
00:35:24If I have to remind you to an importance in my life again,
00:35:27I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:29Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:30and know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:32Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:39If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:41Oh, before we go,
00:35:42which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace?
00:35:45She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:48Fourth floor, third door on your floor.
00:35:52Thank you, Mother.
00:35:53Good to see you.
00:35:54That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:10Your brother has lost it.
00:36:12Get down here and handle this new, trashy arm candy.
00:36:16Is your mom always so...
00:36:26Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:31That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:33But the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:36:37so I come back every year.
00:36:38You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:41That's sweet.
00:36:42I do.
00:36:43Plus, the other perk is
00:36:45I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:47What does that mean?
00:36:59Luke, you did not.
00:37:00Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:08I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:09That's done.
00:37:10I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:12You said you want all of them.
00:37:15They're yours.
00:37:2080.
00:37:21I can't accept this.
00:37:23This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:25Well, I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:27to piss you off.
00:37:28Why do you like me?
00:37:32I'm just a college student,
00:37:34and you're...
00:37:35you.
00:37:37Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:39Your culture, your parents host charity events.
00:37:42You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:44I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine
00:37:46that I share with, like, a hundred other students.
00:37:49It's not too late to not associate with me.
00:37:58Of course, it's too late.
00:38:07I'm already falling for you.
00:38:11Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:12Because I want it to be right.
00:38:20I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:21and think of me as the old guy
00:38:22who took advantage of you.
00:38:25But take it slow.
00:38:31Even though...
00:38:33there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:36than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:37Really?
00:38:44Really?
00:38:45Really?
00:38:45I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:15Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:17You're the one that wants to wait, Doctor.
00:39:27Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:30Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:38You know, I'm gonna need you back for this.
00:39:45Whatever you say, Doc.
00:39:57That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:39:59He dumped my best friend!
00:40:02The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the Dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:12Luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:17Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:19I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a mistake.
00:40:24Mm-hmm.
00:40:25That's my girl.
00:40:26Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:31I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:35Holy shit.
00:40:36It's not about being pretty.
00:40:45I just...
00:40:46I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:40:48I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:40:50Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:40:57You're so refreshing.
00:41:15You ready?
00:41:18Wow.
00:41:35She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:38Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty.
00:41:41Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:43Oh, shut up.
00:41:44There's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain.
00:41:47My brother marries a snow bunny instead of Gina.
00:41:56I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event.
00:41:59This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:02Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:08Cheers.
00:42:13Girlfriend?
00:42:14Not for long.
00:42:17Good evening, everyone.
00:42:30Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:36Our first item, an all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views.
00:42:51Starting big.
00:42:53Five thousand.
00:42:54Five thousand.
00:42:55Five thousand.
00:42:56Five thousand.
00:42:57Now six.
00:42:58It's right into six.
00:42:59Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:00That's pretty good.
00:43:01Can I get...
00:43:02You need to come quick.
00:43:03My wife's having allergic reaction.
00:43:04You gonna be okay?
00:43:06Go.
00:43:07Let's go.
00:43:08What is this?
00:43:09My throat.
00:43:10Oh, you're not?
00:43:19Breathe?
00:43:23So, number 12, $7,000, all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:31Give him a round of applause. Congratulations.
00:43:34Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:38Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:45Now, according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:51What a hussy.
00:43:52Lukey, auctioning a blowjob?
00:43:55I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:43:59I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:01I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:05Poor Lukey.
00:44:07She hasn't fooled.
00:44:08Trailer trash skank.
00:44:10Who let her kind in here?
00:44:12I wouldn't do that. I would never.
00:44:15I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:18Really, Sophie? No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:21Whoo. All right.
00:44:23Five hundred?
00:44:25All right.
00:44:26Five hundred for the poor girl.
00:44:29She's got student loans.
00:44:31Whatever that means.
00:44:33Where's Luke?
00:44:36Are you?
00:44:37I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:43No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:45Don't throw me.
00:44:46I recognize you. You're one of my sister's shithead friends. What the hell is going on here?
00:44:49Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:51Patrick, get out of my way.
00:44:53Why lower your standards? We're millionaires.
00:44:56She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:44:58You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:08Motherfucker.
00:45:11$450.
00:45:13$400?
00:45:14Oh, all right.
00:45:19I mean, look, I know Sophie is just being modest.
00:45:23Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:26Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:29Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:34Sold for $400.
00:45:36Wow, Sophie, looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:51Used goods?
00:45:52That's rude, Serena.
00:45:53After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:45:56Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:00What was that you were saying about class, Letitia, darling?
00:46:06You idiot!
00:46:11Get off the stage!
00:46:12We're leaving!
00:46:13Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:15You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you pussy!
00:46:19No need, my dear.
00:46:21Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you.
00:46:25After all of this.
00:46:28But, but...
00:46:30No!
00:46:31No!
00:46:32Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:37You're a doctor!
00:46:39Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:41You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:43Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:45How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:51No, no, no, no, no.
00:46:53Stephanie?
00:46:54The lady?
00:46:55No, no, no!
00:46:55I'm going to sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:06You can't.
00:47:07You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:47:12university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:14So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:47:19checks to the charity and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:24Let's go!
00:47:25Get to writing!
00:47:27Let's go!
00:47:28Everybody out!
00:47:36Look at these assholes go.
00:47:37You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:40I would have been okay.
00:47:41I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:43No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:45Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:49Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:52You alright?
00:47:52What are you looking for?
00:48:06I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:14bartender.
00:48:15Right.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:20Make me an appletini.
00:48:24What?
00:48:25Seriously?
00:48:28Alright, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:33Can we just do something easier?
00:48:35You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:36Move.
00:48:37Can you open that?
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:40Alright.
00:48:41Let's just make it simple.
00:48:42Body shots.
00:48:43I've never done that before.
00:48:44Seriously?
00:48:45What do you mean?
00:48:46You're like so old.
00:48:47I was trying to get into school.
00:48:51I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:48:58He just said you're hot.
00:48:59Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:00Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:09He just said you're hot.
00:49:11Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:13Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:24Holy shit.
00:49:39All right, I got the hang of that.
00:49:48Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:50Now or never, Sophie. Go for it.
00:49:52New rule, you can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:55Is that so?
00:49:57Then...
00:49:59where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:09Shame, shame, you tryna play with my emotion.
00:50:13Blame, blame, only for your lack of devotion.
00:50:18How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:21Think you could get away with it?
00:50:23Be careful what you get, cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:36I'm sorry, was that...?
00:50:38You drive me fucking wild.
00:50:41Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:49Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:50:52Wait, what?
00:50:53Sophie, I went too far, I'm...
00:50:55I'm sorry, I'm...
00:50:56Fuck.
00:50:57Luke, no, no, no.
00:50:58I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:00I wanna do this with you.
00:51:02Lose my virginity.
00:51:04Sophie...
00:51:05Don't Sophie me, that's so patronizing.
00:51:11Wait, I'm trying, but...
00:51:13I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:15I don't wanna be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:19I'm terrified of that.
00:51:20It's this that hurts me, what you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:23What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:27Being together?
00:51:28Sophie...
00:51:29Did you see what happened here today?
00:51:32I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:34My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:36I mean, of course I wanna be with you.
00:51:40But am I right for you?
00:51:42And you really wanna take on this much baggage?
00:51:45I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing, is really freshman year.
00:51:53So, where are you going?
00:51:55I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:51:57I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:00You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:07Don't follow me.
00:52:13Damn it.
00:52:20Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:27What's the point in talking to me now? You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:45Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:47Nope.
00:52:49Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:52:51So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:52:54All to myself.
00:52:57What?
00:52:59You heard me.
00:53:01Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:05Seriously?
00:53:06You're into this?
00:53:08Like, you might wanna, like, hook up?
00:53:10Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:12Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:14Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:17Maybe you lose the problem.
00:53:19I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:22Pause.
00:53:25What did you just say?
00:53:29I'm a virgin?
00:53:32She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:35Aw, cute.
00:53:37Excuse me?
00:53:38Too much work.
00:53:39You're probably super clingy too.
00:53:40You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:44S-sweetie?
00:53:45I'm a senior.
00:53:46That's even sadder.
00:53:50You were just into me.
00:53:51Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:54You're obviously a nice girl.
00:53:56But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:53:58You know?
00:53:59You're gonna get feels, and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:02And...
00:54:04Sorry.
00:54:06What?
00:54:08I'm black.
00:54:16I'm in this $80,000 dress,
00:54:19and I can't even get a stupid horny prat guy to get with me.
00:54:24He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:30Oh, and Luke.
00:54:31Of course, Luke, on the other hand,
00:54:32he's had his hands literally inside of me,
00:54:34and I guess he was just so repulsed that...
00:54:37that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:40You know what?
00:54:46Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:48You're at the hospital right now, bro.
00:54:49Oh, look at me.
00:54:50I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor,
00:54:52and I'm also hot as fuck,
00:54:54and I just love to lead girls on
00:54:56with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:00Say something, asshole.
00:55:03Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:05Sophie can what?
00:55:06Not have sex?
00:55:07Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:08I think I'll stay right here
00:55:09where the guys at least have,
00:55:10I don't know, the decency to not lead me on.
00:55:14Guys, what guys?
00:55:15Did someone do something to you?
00:55:16Of course not.
00:55:17They...
00:55:18They said I was too messy.
00:55:20Too messy and too much,
00:55:22and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:25No way.
00:55:26You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:30I think I'm gonna pass out.
00:55:32I'm coming to get you.
00:55:33Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:45Sophie.
00:55:46Sophie.
00:55:47Hey, wake up.
00:55:48I got you.
00:55:49Come on, man.
00:55:50I got you.
00:55:51Come on, man.
00:55:52I got you.
00:55:53Come on, man.
00:55:54Is she...
00:55:57is she
00:56:10she's fine she's bottled water and two of these in the morning i don't know what she drank but
00:56:21whatever it is going to hit her hard
00:56:25sophie you're going to be the death of me
00:56:45rise and shine party animal you have a lot to tell me
00:56:51you feel like shit you look like shit but like a million bucks so is this a gift from luke or
00:57:01everly the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:08he led me on and then left me for ted but luke brought you back to ev i don't want to hear it
00:57:14i'm done having my time wasted i guess i'm just too much work as a virgin so i've decided
00:57:23i'm not a virgin anymore huh well virginity is like a whole construct right people guys aren't
00:57:33going to stop treating me like a baby unless i stop acting like one and looking like one
00:57:38i need you to help me look slutty
00:57:48no way i'm not going to do that you're not going to help me look sexy why not so you are sexy
00:57:53i'm not slutty sexy guys don't go for that i i look like a a nun librarian i'm giving off
00:58:00don't fuck snooze fest boring so as your best friend i'm obligated to tell you that you don't
00:58:07have to change yourself for the right guy the thing is mr right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:11warm me up
00:58:32perfect
00:58:39isn't that that one dorky barista chick there's no way that goes off yeah it is
00:59:01that's sophie tisdale dude the maker was actually working everyone's looking at you good i hope the
00:59:07news gets back to luke i mean war hmm oh there he is are you gonna say something
00:59:21holy shit sophie no i'm just gonna make him regret everything
00:59:26thanks babe it's all beautiful
00:59:43and what can i get for you handsome a latte would be nice but uh i like what you're giving me right now
00:59:49i take all kinds of tips what the hell's going on here stop interrupting grandpa the
00:59:54did you just say one latte coming right up
00:59:59and what can i get for you doctor sophie what is this
01:00:03you're dressed different you're acting different i don't get it
01:00:06whoops let me get that for you
01:00:08so did you want a coffee the ab shining is on the house
01:00:19is this like a punishment i mean if it is i get it but throwing yourself at other guys it's not you
01:00:24that's really not up to you anymore dr miller i gave you a chance and besides there's someone
01:00:29out there who wants me and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process hey uh we're throwing a halloween
01:00:35party tonight theta and land fair you should come she's got plans actually i don't my first frat
01:00:44party invite wow this whole hawk girl act is actually working we should bring you home girl
01:00:50guys gonna love you i will see you tonight
01:00:52you're not going to that newsflash you're not my boyfriend you could have been but you didn't
01:00:59want the baggage that's not true actually i have to go plan my outfit for tonight my very sexy very
01:01:05booby outfit
01:01:09sophie i'm not gonna let you throw your life away just because of me all right
01:01:12i'm gonna do this frat party 36 years old i will
01:01:15what could you have possibly been in that oh that was sexy minnie mouse yeah i think i still
01:01:25have the ears somewhere ew that doesn't even sound right i just found the perfect outfit to match your
01:01:32boyfriend's everly not funny imagine being old ass luke stuck at the stupid hospital and he gets a text
01:01:40from you and this if he hasn't jumped off a bridge he definitely will how pathetic is it that i'm
01:01:45playing mind games with a guy that i haven't even gone to second base with hey whatever helps you get
01:01:50over him okay red push-up bra pink red
01:02:10get in get sophie safe get out so be the only person i'm doing this for sick costume bro right
01:02:24god i have at least three chicks with you to get in man sorry rules
01:02:31i have to get to her where is
01:02:49stop being shy you look hot
01:02:53see wait hand me your phone why
01:03:01okay because i'm taking a 0.5 and sending it to loop
01:03:10no yes
01:03:18i gotta have her i have to get to her where is
01:03:31i need to be so drunk to predict what you just think he opened it immediately he's so whipped
01:03:37welcome to the party
01:03:42i need to be so drunk to pretty what you just think he opened it immediately he's so whipped
01:03:49welcome to the party
01:03:50it's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:12it's just not the same when it's not him
01:04:26yeah
01:04:30yo this girl's crazy
01:04:37yo this girl's crazy
01:04:39yeah just give me a second guys
01:04:48did he come here just to keep an eye on me
01:04:50you're really trying to piss me off right now aren't you actually i'm not thinking about you at all that's a lie
01:05:00you talk
01:05:04come on sophie let's play spin the bottle
01:05:07coming my friend here's just leaving
01:05:08actually i'll join what no
01:05:22who's going first
01:05:25i'll spin
01:05:27do you think he's a ta
01:05:28i hope it lands on me he seems experienced
01:05:38i'm not
01:05:43fuck
01:05:44sophie and luke to the closet
01:05:49what was the rule
01:05:49as soon as the seven minutes are up i want out
01:05:59i want you to talk like adults
01:06:08can we fuck like adults
01:06:13you know you dress like this makes me want a fucking right hand
01:06:29how about another pelvic exam dr miller
01:06:43what
01:06:57what time's up when we just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your
01:07:18medicine Luke now you'll wish you would affect me when you have the chance
01:07:27so how was it Luke's a little too shy for me I'm gonna spin again
01:07:57me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:08:06okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so warning you
01:08:24you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors everyone says you're
01:08:33freaky sex goddess Derek says that you put your legs behind your head I don't even know a Derek
01:08:39I'm sorry Noah but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so screwed everyone
01:08:48in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one they're gonna kill me no they're gonna
01:08:53make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna make fun of me to death wait I'll help you how
01:09:01it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin
01:09:11oh they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate we don't have time just come here
01:09:18you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no I'm just trying to make someone
01:09:27jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:32I owe you Noah Noah are you in there oh yeah oh it's getting crazy in there oh yeah
01:09:50all right that's enough
01:09:52selfie you open the damn door okay ready it's working
01:10:00oh you really want to piss him off he deserves it
01:10:05what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing him in with him well
01:10:34first I unzipped his pants and then I saw his cock
01:10:40liar you don't know that
01:10:49you know you belong to me
01:10:55correct
01:10:56I'm out here girl I'm back up in the street
01:11:06so I don't really got time to fuss and fight
01:11:12no one should try with you
01:11:14really got time to pick up
01:11:17yo
01:11:17get out
01:11:24I need this off
01:11:31I don't want to
01:11:34me too
01:11:37what don't tell me you're changing your mind no no I'm not changing my mind I'm just kicking
01:11:59myself I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long you fucking idiot
01:12:06you are
01:12:08yes you better take that someone better be dying
01:12:32dying what's it code blue they are i'm sorry sophie i have to go
01:12:46i've been burned too many times are we ever gonna do this
01:12:53sophie i promised you the last thing i wanted to see
01:12:55all right i promise we're gonna do this we are but not in some shitty fat house
01:13:04you deserve better than that better how
01:13:09do a passport right
01:13:15so sexy underwear track a jacket check a bikini where exactly is he taking you hey don't tell me
01:13:25oh crap he's here
01:13:29bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:37no way this man's insane he's actually psycho on the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:13:45don't you have like any advice for me he's hot do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:13:56it's finally happening
01:14:09you look incredible
01:14:23you said airport fit i guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:34this is so psychotic am i really worth all this
01:14:37it's the first times
01:14:44are we flying domestic or internationally today sir international
01:14:52look if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds i'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:03i'm sorry i just didn't want to run the surprise you ready
01:15:06a croissant you flew me nine hours for some pastries
01:15:17it's a hint go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:20are you crazy you took me to paris
01:15:30what do you think i'm gonna do this
01:15:39whoa whoa whoa i set up an appointment at chanel
01:15:43and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant look
01:15:54you want to add something to the itinerary
01:15:56i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:00i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:02yeah that's i think that's a good idea
01:16:08it's finally happening
01:16:21it's finally happening
01:16:31i don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:16:48you know it was weird when you were my customer and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:16:52is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on
01:17:02get away from my patient dr miller she's all yours
01:17:08miss tisdale i see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:13yes we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:18i regret to inform you sophie we're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:25laureen don't tell me i'm sorry
01:17:27sophie you're pregnant
01:17:34i'll give you two a moment
01:17:41i'm so sorry i i don't know how this happened i was trying to be safe
01:17:48wow what do you think the odds are like 1.6 and 100. you probably hate me
01:17:55as long as you're not planning on ghosting me i'm actually pretty excited
01:18:01graduations in a month and i mean we'll be able to do it together
01:18:06in a month and i mean we'll be able to do it together
01:18:14sophie i'm all in
01:18:14sophie i'm all in
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