00:00Conditionary heals.
00:02I know it's expensive, but it's not worth it.
00:04You and I are getting along just at least fine.
00:07Your condition is being caused by an inverse mutation on chromosome 17.
00:11I know. I've seen hundreds of doctors.
00:13I'd almost given up hope before Dr. Munch found me in that creepy disease chat room
00:17and told me if I came here, she could cure me.
00:19Just, I want a normal life.
00:21Of course you do, sweetheart, and you deserve that.
00:23Like they say, deserve's got nothing to do with it.
00:25You were right the first time. There's nothing we could do.
00:27No, that's not possible. We just have to try hard.
00:29No, this is an issue on a chromosomal level.
00:32Right.
00:33It'd be like asking us to make your eyes blue or me warmer.
00:36I knew it. I should have never come here and let you get my hopes up.
00:39Oh, sorry to interrupt, but I thought I heard a patient
00:42who maybe needs a little bit of cheering up.
00:44Excuse me? You can't just barge into a room like this?
00:46Well, actually, that is my job.
00:48The Craigslist ad said,
00:49Uplifting male 20 to 30 needed for unpaid nurse's aid positions to start immediately.
00:54How you doing, pretty little lady?
00:56My name is Chamberlain Jackson, and I'm your friendly neighborhood candy striper.
00:59This right here is what I call...
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