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00:00Do you know that modeling agency that's been messaging, sure, right?
00:02Got her a job.
00:04Who's your mate?
00:05Eyes on me, thanks.
00:06How much happier have you been since that selfish cow dumped you?
00:10Yeah, but why would you want to be with someone who annoys you half the time?
00:13I wouldn't.
00:14I think we should just call things.
00:15Fine.
00:16Then maybe if you've got a decent job, you could afford a roof over your own head.
00:19I just had a temporary cash flow problem and I stayed a few nights.
00:23You're homeless!
00:24Actually, things might not be so tight.
00:26I'm getting some inheritance.
00:27What, when did this happen?
00:29A few weeks ago.
00:30It's from my auntie.
00:31There will be something there for a deposit.
00:33We might use some of our unallocated funds.
00:36Sorry, which funds?
00:37The inclusion unit money.
00:38No, she's given my budget away.
00:39Clearly doesn't trust me with anything.
00:41I need it off my back.
00:42What's that?
00:43Nothing good.
00:46Oh, good.
00:48I'm sorry.
00:51I could hold for here.
00:59I could hold for here.
01:29So funny.
01:31Absolute genius whip.
01:33Shut up, Forrest.
01:34Funnyer than you'll ever be.
01:37Cons are there for a reason, aren't they?
01:39Put it back, please.
01:43And what are you doing on to me, sir?
01:45Thought you had to spot up for your meeting.
01:48It's important for school leaders to be seen.
01:50You mean the heads off and it's important that you're seen in her place.
01:55Ouch.
01:56What are you lying, yeah?
01:58Well, listen, I know you've got Serena Michelle coming in, but you will be finishing time for my scam, won't you?
02:03Yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the Wells.
02:04Because then I would be sleeping on the couch for a week, wouldn't I?
02:07Absolutely right, Milo.
02:09Be you later.
02:10Be you later.
02:11Oh, I have something to tell you, actually.
02:13What?
02:13It's not a big deal.
02:14I spoke to the estate agent and put the deposit down.
02:18What?
02:19On that new build?
02:21Wait, you said that your auntie's inheritance wasn't going for you for months?
02:24I called my dad's solicitor.
02:26Everything's along.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:27We've got it.
02:29Ah, no way!
02:32Oh, I'm so excited.
02:38You have no idea how much I want to do something inappropriate to you right now.
02:42Hold that thought till tonight, please.
02:45See you later.
02:46See you later.
02:46Bye, you.
02:47Bye.
02:54Here you are.
03:01You won't do too much when I'm gone, will you?
03:04I think I can manage.
03:07I appreciate you trying hard to look after me.
03:09I feel like I'm the one that did this to you.
03:11It wasn't just the party, Ben.
03:13Losing my pension, not me for six.
03:15I feel better for the time at home.
03:18You will text me to let me know what the doctor says?
03:20I know what the doctor's going to say.
03:22He's going to say your results are clear and your grandson can stop worrying about you.
03:26You are the world's worst patient, you know.
03:29Go on.
03:30You're late as it is.
03:32See you.
03:42One year already.
03:45Oh, hasn't he half grown?
03:48Oh.
03:48Oh, that's the face he makes when he's about to do poo.
03:52Who's that George, aren't you?
03:54Hey, he's so cute.
03:58Oh.
04:00How could you tear yourself away?
04:02Are you kidding?
04:03I'm bursting to know what's been going on.
04:05He tells me nothing.
04:06OK, everyone, I'm back.
04:10Your supply teacher extraordinaire.
04:13I bet you're all seeing your next Ofsted report improve before your very eyes.
04:18But first, I am looking for a nice strong man to help me put these in the fridge.
04:24And Neil, there you are.
04:26Oh, hello again.
04:27Would you write Steph in bold on there?
04:32Because I don't want anyone thinking that they can have a go at my thick and creamy.
04:38But if you play your cards right, Neil, I might let you have a little dip.
04:42Oh, welcome back, Miss A-Doc.
04:49Mr Charles, I still can't believe you do this for a living.
04:53Yeah, well, it's all thanks to that one influential teacher.
04:56Mr Grantley budging.
04:58Yeah, well, I'm sure I put you over my knee once or twice back in the day.
05:03And no, Neil, I don't do requests.
05:05Anyway, you might be seeing a lot more of me because I've got an interview for the English department.
05:12I thought you were a French teacher.
05:13I know, but there's a recruitment crisis, Dante.
05:16If you can read the back of a cornflake packet these days, then you've got the job.
05:21Anyway, who is head of English? I've heard she's a right drag.
05:25Hi, everyone.
05:27Sorry to say that there's still no update on Stella.
05:30Yeah, she does look like she's going to be off for the foreseeable.
05:32So you are stuck with us, I'm afraid.
05:35I've spoken to the governors and reassured them that we do not need a caretaker head dropping on us.
05:39And I know I can do that because each and every one of you is a brilliant and dedicated educator.
05:43For my part, I'll make sure there's no lapse in behaviour management or discipline.
05:47We just need to carry on the great work Stella's done, okay?
05:49So let's do it for her.
05:57Is anyone else panicking?
05:59What, you mean because of English?
06:00Yeah, it's only spoken language presentation, does it really count?
06:04Well, it's still part of your GCSE result.
06:06It goes on your certificate.
06:09You guys are going to want to see this.
06:11Excuse me?
06:15Oh, no, no.
06:17Hey, you said you wouldn't show anyone.
06:18But you did such a good job.
06:20The photographer said we look so natural together.
06:23Sorry.
06:23Oh, look at you.
06:24This is brilliant.
06:25This is blackmail material forever.
06:29You love the camera, you don't you?
06:32The model wasn't there, right?
06:33They were stuck.
06:34Yeah, I'm all desperate.
06:36I've got another shoot this morning with a new company.
06:39Miss Walker even agreed to let me do my English presentation another day.
06:42Lucky you.
06:43Oh, can I, uh, quick word?
06:47Uh, so I know that you already know what the police are coming to talk to you about Portia
06:53again.
06:54So I think they'll be here about period one.
06:55I still don't get why, though.
06:57Look, it's just some follow-up questions on your statement.
06:59Everyone gave a statement.
07:00Why am I the only one being called back?
07:02Look, I didn't even see you with that tone here or anything.
07:05You know I've got my English assessment, don't you?
07:06I know, I'm sorry that it had to be today.
07:09We'll get it done as quick as possible.
07:12You all right, Forrest?
07:13Hope you got your PE kit for this week.
07:15If that means has my asthma miraculously gone away, no.
07:19How many times?
07:20Asthma is not an excuse to miss PE.
07:22So you're disregarding my special needs?
07:25No.
07:25God forbid I miss PE.
07:27I mean, how is running, jumping and throwing stuff around even a real subject?
07:31Ah, so that's why you don't try, is it?
07:33I do try.
07:34You do try.
07:35Last week, you let the other side score because you were doing a Rubik's Cube in goal.
07:39Oh, yeah.
07:39I smashed my record.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Yeah, but you also let your team down.
07:44They were depending on you.
07:45So you're saying it's just better if I didn't play then?
07:49Thanks a lot, sir.
07:51Forrest.
07:53You just got told.
07:55All right.
07:56Come on.
07:56Get to where you're meant to be.
08:05Nothing's set in stone.
08:11It's just an initial chat about a possible merger.
08:14Don't worry.
08:14Stella has already asked me to look over the merger report, so it makes sense for me to fill in.
08:18Of course.
08:19But in Stella's absence, I have invited someone along with previous experience in the process.
08:26I don't want you to feel awkward.
08:29What do you mean awkward?
08:31He wants to speak to you ahead of the meeting.
08:35Just to clear the air.
08:37So there's nothing to worry about, Kat.
08:49We just want a clarification on a couple of details in the statement you've given.
08:53I told you all I know.
08:54I know it's a bit of an inconvenience, but it will ultimately help Portia.
08:58Do you know what would really help Portia?
09:00If you just believed her.
09:02I don't think anyone here is not believing her.
09:04So why is all this necessary?
09:06She's had to stay at home while all this is happening, because it's too stressful for her to be in school.
09:11And I've got an exam this afternoon.
09:12It's like we're the ones being punished.
09:14Kat.
09:16It's a difficult process, I know.
09:18But we're working towards the best possible outcome.
09:21Funny how so many rapists go unprosecuted then, isn't it?
09:25Kat.
09:26Look, the police officers are just trying to do their jobs.
09:29So can we please just...
09:29It's okay.
09:31We understand completely.
09:33And it's as frustrating for us as it is for you, Kat.
09:37It's why we have to be so careful about things like statements.
09:41If the case depends on a date in a statement by someone who never even saw her with the pedo,
09:48something's wrong somewhere.
09:49Every bit of evidence matters, so we have to make sure everything's watertight.
09:57Okay, fine.
09:58Further to my previous statement, I would like to add the following.
10:02Portia is someone who's been through all kinds of family trauma in her life.
10:05Her dad's been in jail, she's been in care, she's been separated from her brothers.
10:09She was desperate for attention, and Tony Walters took full advantage.
10:14End of story.
10:17He was fired for drinking in school.
10:22What is he doing back?
10:23He won't have access to the pupils, and he's agreed to daily breathalyzer tests.
10:28And we have decided, as a trust, to support him.
10:33By putting him on consultancy rates.
10:35We talk about failing upwards.
10:36He has been through this process before, and he knows the school.
10:40And he punched me in the face, in front of pupils.
10:43And he wants to apologise.
10:47If you could find a way to work with him, I would be hugely indebted.
10:53If you'd like to step in, Mr. Rimmer.
11:15I realise this is difficult.
11:18I'm in rehab.
11:19I'm undergoing treatment.
11:24I'm 118 days sober.
11:29Well done.
11:32I take full responsibility for my relax.
11:37I was in a bad place.
11:41It was unfair of me to blame any of it on you.
11:45And I would like to apologise to you and to Stella.
11:49I'm pleased to hear that.
11:53I hope that we can put this behind us.
11:56And work together for the good of the school.
12:09Shall we get this underway?
12:10How was it?
12:26Pathetic.
12:27Like, why do they need to do all this?
12:29She's told them what's happened.
12:30What did they want to know?
12:32Just going on about dates and times.
12:34I told them, though, the whole system's wrong.
12:36You really said that?
12:37Totally.
12:38I said that Portia's been through all kinds of trauma.
12:40And it's not her fault that she was desperate for attention when he came along.
12:43What else did I need to know?
12:46You said what?
12:48I was defending you.
12:49I was saying you'd been messed around by men your whole life.
12:52Oh, so you know about my life, do you?
12:53I was saying they should believe you.
12:55What they're going to believe is that I'm a desperate stalker, yeah?
12:58I didn't say you were a stalker.
12:59Just desperate, then.
13:00No.
13:01Look, Portia.
13:02I'm a little victim, yeah.
13:03Sad luck loser chasing after the nice, respectable coach.
13:06That's not what I said.
13:07And there's no way they can use this against you.
13:09Oh, I'm not bothered.
13:10I'm bothered as what you think of me.
13:12That's what you are thinking of me, really, innit?
13:13That you had it coming?
13:15Portia!
13:16Let me go check up on her.
13:18Nice job, Kat.
13:19I've done nothing wrong.
13:26I'm right.
13:30Right, come on, everyone.
13:31Let's get a move on.
13:32We've all got lessons to go to.
13:38I've just watched my daughter yell at the police for half an hour.
13:41How's your day going?
13:42How is she?
13:43Oh, it's a copper I'm worried about.
13:44Yeah, I just had a year nine tear a strip off me
13:47for not letting him skive off.
13:48If I were to sue me.
13:49Oh, sue me, bot.
13:51Oh, yeah.
13:52Mother's straight down to school if you breathe on him too hard.
13:54Yeah, tell me about it.
13:56I mean, there's no reasoning with him.
13:59I mean, it's like trying to explain yourself to a self-service checkout.
14:02Well, why are you explaining anything?
14:05All you need to explain is you're the one in charge.
14:07Yeah, it's not exactly what they teach nowadays, though, innit?
14:09Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
14:10The pedagogical experts might have their radical new ideas,
14:13but they haven't got to get 30 teenagers to shut up and listen, have they?
14:18No, you just have to show them who's boss.
14:21What are you saying?
14:21I need to be tougher.
14:22Ah, deep down, that's what they want.
14:25Hold on a minute.
14:27You just said that Kat just wiped the floor with the dimple.
14:29Ah, yes, well, she's not a teenager.
14:32She's a 35-year-old trapped in a teenager's body.
14:38Oh.
14:48On your left.
14:51Go, Ali!
14:51Come on, let's hear it!
14:53Nice. Come on, Dex.
14:54Come back if you need.
14:55Come on.
14:56Don't let him pass.
14:57You.
14:57Pass, pass, pass, pass.
14:58Yes, Forrest.
15:00Yes!
15:02What was that?
15:04What are you doing?
15:05Am I sent off now, sir?
15:07Let's go and get the ball, will you?
15:09All right.
15:10I'll try my very best.
15:12Oh.
15:13Oh.
15:16What an idiot.
15:17What is he doing?
15:18He's showing you what he's doing.
15:20Boys, stop messing up.
15:23Come on, man.
15:27Boys, sue me!
15:28Ooh.
15:32You don't want to be part of the team?
15:36Fine.
15:38You can be the ref.
15:39What?
15:40Yeah.
15:41See how you like that?
15:43And if you don't do it,
15:44I will talk to your head a year.
15:47There'll be no chess club,
15:48there'll be no music lessons,
15:49there'll be nothing,
15:50because you'll be training with me
15:51every single day after school.
15:53Do I make myself clear?
15:54Now go and get the ball!
16:00Oh, thank you.
16:09Damn.
16:13I mean, it's only like my fifth job,
16:15and I still can't believe it's happening.
16:17Work hard.
16:18Don't make a lot of drama.
16:19You'll be gone.
16:19I'm trying.
16:21You've got beautiful hair.
16:23I need to have a think about what to do with it.
16:29I love it.
16:30Aw, thank you.
16:39I'm not sure it's going to be the right shade for me.
16:41It's a bit white.
16:43Oh, no, it's fine.
16:44I've used this on girls with skin like yours lots of times.
16:47It's just that the makeup artist at my last shoot
16:50said that I've got a lot of warmth in my skin tone,
16:52and if it's too light, it could end up looking grey.
16:55I can only work with what I've got.
16:58The ongoing issue is that Waterloo Road
17:01is suffering disproportionately
17:03from the problems facing all schools,
17:06which is falling pupil numbers and staff retention.
17:10Now, we have big ambitions for this school,
17:13and one idea is that merging with another school
17:17is the best way to achieve them.
17:20I have to say that their staff and I
17:22would absolutely welcome the opportunity to upscale.
17:25Well, that's good to know, Darius.
17:26Jack, I know you have some concerns.
17:28Yes, I can see the benefits to the trust as a whole,
17:33but I've seen for myself that mergers can fail
17:36when the community isn't on board.
17:38This school brings a lot to this area.
17:40You know, it has a unique identity,
17:43which I personally think it would be a shame to lose.
17:47There's a lot of baggage with the name Waterloo Road,
17:50and I personally would love the chance
17:53to shake off those associations.
17:55I think there is an expectation of failure in some quarters.
17:58When you talk about associations,
17:59you could also say pride.
18:01I mean, I've seen the results
18:02of trying to merge schools with strong identities,
18:06and the benefits of a new media studio
18:08aren't worth much when the pupils are outside
18:10kicking merry hell out of each other.
18:13Well, are you the authority on that, Jack?
18:21Perhaps you can speak to how you negotiated
18:24specific challenges in your previous merger, Jack.
18:27I'd be happy to.
18:28But I don't really see the point of digging any deeper
18:33when the head isn't here.
18:34I've been lucky enough to work closely with Stella,
18:36and I think I can speak for her,
18:38and I know she will want to do whatever is necessary
18:40to maintain progress.
18:42I also know Stella.
18:43And I feel a personal responsibility
18:45to continue the great work she has started.
18:48In fact, I'm more than happy to put together
18:50her presentation on the potential benefits
18:52for us specifically, if that helps.
18:53I'm sorry, could you stop, please?
19:18I'm not trying to be awkward.
19:19I just...
19:20I know it's not going to look right.
19:21Oh.
19:22This is your fifth job, is it?
19:25Oh, it's no good for my skin.
19:28Oh.
19:28You're making it about that.
19:30I'm sorry, what?
19:31Do you know what?
19:32Let's just leave it.
19:33Your skin is perfect as it is.
19:34But I don't want you to leave it.
19:36All the other girls have got make-up on.
19:38Well, this is what I'm using.
19:43Well, I'm sorry, but no.
19:52I don't want you to leave it.
19:53You've got me.
19:54I don't want you to leave it.
19:55I don't want you to leave it.
19:55Nice attitude.
19:56What are you doing you idiot well, I'm the ref so I made the rules you're just ruining it for everyone as usual right
20:26off oh you're not sending nobody off you know what you two you're off as well all right that's enough
20:32you know what you're all off all of you you're all off nobody's off you don't know yeah well I'm the
20:39boss are you Declan he's broke my nose it's your own fault right changing rooms now all of you
20:48yeah you did this you did I'm telling my mum how could I get you sacked for this
21:00I was sitting I was sitting right there
21:04looking at the window trying to keep the day coming
21:08right
21:10um could I see your visitors pass please
21:30oh disappointing I was hoping I might have to take down your particulars hello trouble
21:42hello nice to see you back in school Jack where you belong it's very handy to have my sponsor just down
21:50the corridor well I'll take my role very seriously I have to you know the only gentleman caller I get
21:56these days is you having a wobble I don't believe that but I'm very grateful you've done it all
22:02yourself anyway facing up to Donovan again after everything he's done to you it's not easy Jack and
22:09he's no great shakes from what I can see you should have seen him in there he couldn't have made his
22:13intentions clear if he'd put his cv on the whiteboard he was the same in the staff briefing
22:17you made it quite clear who's in charge well he's not in charge of me I'm in charge of me and I'm done
22:26blaming him for my choices yeah well that's the program talk well because of the program Donovan is
22:31no longer my concern I'll catch you later
22:33on the other hand it could be argued that the raft was plenty big enough for two people to fit on
22:48board and Rose could have easily pulled Jack onto it I assume that the filmmakers made the raft this
22:53size deliberately to make us question why I suggest that the themes of Titanic are class structure and
23:02hierarchy is he I'm I'm sorry for the interruption one moment please
23:11wherever you meant to be get there now oh it's okay miss they're with me I was just grabbing a brew
23:17it's lesson time yeah no but I can't get started till I've had me third cuppa I'm doing a gcc
23:22exam in there well I can't just magic them outside little bit of air a little bit of skive more like
23:27I just think that it gets their brains working but I suppose not all teachers have got the
23:33imagination to break out of old routines I see oh perhaps you can tell me more about your
23:40innovative approach later sorry I'm Miss Walker I'll be interviewing you
23:46year seven
23:55apologies
24:04continue
24:05to conclude perhaps the raft is a metaphor for the treatment of the poor by the rich
24:10meaning that the poor construct the raft but not allowed a place on it even if there's a space free
24:16thank you
24:19well presented Izzy a subject that you're obviously very passionate about
24:24it uh cat
24:25it's women are their own worst enemies true or false you would say that thank you
24:46let's hear her please
24:47i would like to discuss the often proposed idea that one of the factors holding women back in
24:53society is women themselves for instance
24:57camille glover in her book the sisterhood mythos suggests that in order to succeed in top jobs women
25:04are forced to play by male rules which means deriding female competition in other words girls end up
25:11trashing other girls you know but but i would argue that this is this is not true
25:18in fact
25:21i would argue this in itself is an outdated and sexist trope and that it's only due to women's
25:28continued camaraderie that we succeed at all oh my god can you be any more two-face
25:34yes
25:37portia oh me she's so full of crap though as soon as i'm out of the room she's telling everyone i'm a slag
25:44last warning
25:49okay um
25:54i believe that um
25:57and far from
25:59um
26:02far from being um a myth the concept of this the sisterhood
26:10cat don't walk out or i'll have to fail you
26:29oh
26:34i'm gonna have a fancy biscuit and i don't care who right you right okay your attitude it stinks
26:42i think we've got a problem here serena michelle asked for a financial report for a meeting and
26:48had to lie and say that there's an i.t issue so i can't give her this
26:52well what's wrong i can't make the figures tally up there's a massive hole in the send budget
26:58in send
27:00like laptops or something like that but if it was i'd know about it so
27:05all right well how much we talking nearly 60 grand
27:0960 000 pounds yeah
27:13before i do flag with serena michelle i don't know if you want to talk to mitch about it
27:17see if you can shed any light on it
27:22yes
27:24yeah yeah thank you wendy i'm sure there'll be an explanation
27:30okay so we did full spectrum bloods to rule out anything serious and it's generally good news
27:38no problems with your liver kidney function nor sign of diabetes generally
27:46have you used recreational drugs recently no no of course not well i'm afraid your test results
27:54show traces of ketamine in your system that would certainly account for the symptoms you described
28:00the confusion sleepiness and so on well it must be a mistake well the results are fairly conclusive
28:07if you're certain that you haven't knowingly taken i've just told you i haven't
28:13how could there possibly be ketamine in my blood
28:17well we do see cases where it's been administered without someone's knowledge
28:24as a date rape drug for instance now obviously if this is what you think has happened
28:31then you should speak to the police sorry i i are you seriously saying that someone has drugged me
28:52i know i'm a bitch so you can save your breath all right
29:03well you might be able to have another go at your spoken languages at least you can speak to miss walker
29:07about it blown it like i said it it doesn't really count in my head it counts i don't know why you're
29:15getting yourself so worked up about this maybe it's because i can't open my mouth without saying something stupid
29:26portia's not actually angry at you she's just taking it out on you okay
29:34when did you get your degree in psychology
29:38i've been going family therapy with my dad
29:39i've been telling me stop trying to control everything because you can't i make mistakes
29:48i don't do mistakes oh really really i've got a life plan and i stick to it a life plan
29:55wrote it when i was 12. i planned out which universities i wanted to go to and how much
30:00the rent would cost me it's actually pretty interesting it's actually me trying to control
30:04my life after a bad thing happened i don't need therapy to tell me your mum and dad breaking up
30:15well i did need someone to tell me when my mum died i thought everything was my fault
30:23apparently
30:27wow so much in common so much
30:35you know what that sisterhood thing you're talking about it's still a thing
30:40you're doing better sistering than my actual sister wherever she is oh so you see me as a sister
30:46no not exactly
30:55i need to go see colin
30:56i see you haven't been in full-time education for some time why have you decided to return now it
31:08was coming back here to do supply i felt like i'd never been away you see to me teaching isn't just
31:15a career it's a vocation huh because i asked my year 11s and they said you mostly put on the romeo
31:22juliet dvd while you read take a break is that what they said yeah
31:33cards on the table i believe this is the second time you've advertised this job you're struggling to
31:40fill the post i've got experience i've got availability i know the school and i know the
31:44stuff something you'd probably like to know better i'm sorry
31:51shall we talk about the gcse curriculum i trust you're familiar with it
31:55i get the feeling that you've already made your decision
32:02cards on the table
32:06i'm not sure you're exactly what we're looking for
32:09i see well what a shame but you're right i don't know the subject inside out but then again
32:17i don't imagine you know french
32:26au revoir
32:34you know what so far they were going to say something was wrong
32:37oh look at him he's bloody gorgeous you're bloody gorgeous oh you're smooth you look at you
32:48you better say that when you're announcing it in staff briefing tomorrow
32:52are you sure you want to do this if he's in one of his moods i want to meet your dad
32:58okay i want him to see this i want him to know exactly come on
33:09dad i brought someone to meet you this is nisha hello jimmy
33:17have you thrown your dinner at the nurse again oh no spag bolers what's my favorite that love if
33:23you tasted it you'd throw it at someone too listen dad um we've got something to tell you
33:31guess who this is jimmy what the hell's that it's your grandson
33:42dad what's it got to do with me jimmy it's a picture of your grandson
33:48we're expecting if it turns out anything like him it should be strangled at birth
33:55dad so what are you going to teach it how to scrounge for a living
33:59darius is a is a deputy hedge you should be proud of him last five minutes like everything else
34:04teaching someone needs to teach him to tie his own boot laces have you got a sack
34:12okay yeah go on you go
34:18i can't believe you speak to your own son like that you don't know him like i do love no but
34:24that's no excuse to be rude to him or to me
34:30look i know that you must be upset about losing your sister what are you talking about
34:37your sister i'm really sorry to her that she passed i don't have a sister you're talking rubbish
34:44she's not a professional whatever he's told you it'll be a pack of lies
35:01well
35:04that was about as successful as my hinge profile
35:08come on
35:08Come on, it can't be that bad.
35:11You know, people always focus on the little things that they say wrong in an interview.
35:15I called her a sad old witch, in French.
35:20You never.
35:24Look, the thing is, about Coral, well, you just don't want to get on the wrong side of her.
35:29Well, probably mad to think that I could come back full-time anyway.
35:34Yeah, I know how you feel.
35:37You know, I just want to know when it starts to feel like those adverts on the telly.
35:41You know, when the kids are hanging on your every word and you're changing lives.
35:46As far as I can see, every day it just rhymes at home that you're no good at it.
35:51You're as good a teacher as anyone.
35:53No, I'm not qualified, am I?
35:55I don't know why I thought I could do it in the first place.
35:58Hey, where's all this coming from?
36:01I'm just having a nightmare with one of the pupils and Neil.
36:05Oh, Neil.
36:06Yeah, well, he said that I should be stricter, tougher.
36:11And that, that just made things worse.
36:13I mean, he annoyed everyone that much.
36:15He got assaulted and now I think his mum's gonna sue me.
36:17I'd usually had a couple of them by lunchtime.
36:20The thing is, Dante, teaching isn't a one size fits all.
36:30It's about personality, it's about life experience.
36:34Everyone has their own strengths.
36:36You've just got to learn to, to play to them.
36:40Yeah, and what's yours?
36:42My beauty.
36:46You've not changed, have you?
36:50Look, I can tell you what I said in the interview or I can tell you the truth
36:54and to be honest, I haven't got a clue, I'm still trying to work it out.
36:58The point is, you're not gonna reach your pupil by shouting at them.
37:02You're gonna reach them by, by being you.
37:06Anyway, I've got a period five to prepare for.
37:12Hey.
37:15Thanks for the advice.
37:17You're welcome.
37:18I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be here to dispense any more of me sage wisdom.
37:24But it's probably for the best.
37:33You're early.
37:35Should you be here?
37:36I was allowed out for a shoot, but I came back early.
37:39It's not about going to my other lesson for five minutes.
37:41Well, your other teacher might feel differently, but came back early, why?
37:45I walked out.
37:48The makeup artist was using all the wrong products,
37:50and when I mentioned it, she acted like I was being awkward.
37:52Because it's not awkward that she learnt how to do her job with only one ethnicity.
37:57I'd have had to go in front of the camera looking rubbish and feeling rubbish,
38:00and so I would have done a rubbish job.
38:02I thought makeup artists were supposed to know what they're doing.
38:04Have you seen these?
38:06From my glory days in the music industry?
38:09You look amazing in the mix.
38:11Because I did my own hair, and I did my own makeup.
38:14If I'd left it to them, I'd have no hair left.
38:17This first time, she was brutal with the tongue.
38:21She used no heat protection, of course.
38:23It was like she'd never even seen black hair before.
38:25I know, right?
38:26You are not the problem, Shola.
38:28The problem is that makeup artist.
38:30The problem is the people who trained her, and the people who hired her.
38:35So what are you meant to do?
38:38If it's ever going to stop, it's because people like you tell them what is okay and what's not okay.
38:44It's your hair, your skin, and asking for a so-called professional to understand how to manage it is the bare minimum.
38:53But my agent might stop putting me up for jobs.
38:56If she's a good agent, she'll find you better jobs.
38:59You're not being employed just for this.
39:03You're being employed for this.
39:05Your attitude, and your personality.
39:08I'm so proud of you for not being afraid to show it.
39:11Hey!
39:16Got a minute?
39:17I've got two, before the year sevens descend.
39:21Look, I don't want to put you on the spot or anything.
39:23It's just that I spoke with Miss Haydock.
39:26Oh, yes.
39:28Yeah.
39:29She seems to think that her interview didn't go too well, and I just wondered, you know, on the QT...
39:36I'll be letting her know after I've carefully considered the responses of a loud-mouthed, has-been teacher of a completely different subject.
39:47Look, I just think you might have got the wrong impression of her.
39:51Look, I know that she can be a little bit in your face.
39:54All right, maybe a lot at times, but she's a great teacher.
39:58I mean, I should know she taught me.
40:00What did you get in French?
40:01Er, unclassified.
40:03But that was my fault, all right? Not hers.
40:07Look, I know that she gives off the impression that she doesn't care.
40:12But she does, maybe a little bit too much.
40:15But she would jump headfirst into her students' lives.
40:18She would do whatever she needs to do to get them to where they want to go.
40:21That was a good few years ago, Agonte.
40:24Grape?
40:26Look, you can learn new strategies.
40:33But you can't learn how.
40:35And Miss Haydock, she has that in spades.
40:38And we need as much of that as we can get, don't we?
40:41Well, I got two pieces of teacher advice today.
40:45One from Neil and one from Miss Haydock.
40:48And one...
40:50One just made me want to pack it all in.
40:54And the other...
40:56Well, it made me believe in myself again.
40:58Can you guess which is which?
41:02Just look at the body language, bro.
41:20Anyone can see what's going on.
41:22That's what the photographer told us to do.
41:24Oh, did he also tell you to be all touchy-feely when you see each other in school?
41:28No, she goes out with male models.
41:30Anyway, Tonya's only been gone for two seconds.
41:33It is not like that.
41:35Ben!
41:37Nan!
41:38Is everything all right?
41:39What did the doctor say?
41:41The doctor wanted to know if I'd been taking ketamine.
41:44What?
41:45It was on my blood tests.
41:46Now, there's only one way that I can explain that.
41:49And that's if somebody gave it to me without my knowing.
41:51You think I'd spike you?
41:52You had ketamine in your locker.
41:53I would never.
41:54Well, then who?
41:55I know there were drugs at that party.
41:57Is it something to do with that?
41:58I don't know.
42:00I'm going to have to report this to the police.
42:03So, if you're trying to protect somebody...
42:05Jack.
42:07All I'm asking is if you can shed a bit of light on it.
42:09And just to be clear, no-one is accusing anyone of anything.
42:12No, not out loud, but someone obviously thinks I've had my hand in the tail.
42:16Look, I've got a series of invoices for Sphere Special Needs Education that I can't explain.
42:21And they're 10k a pop.
42:22I've never heard of Sphere whatever.
42:23That's because it doesn't appear to exist.
42:24Hang on, so you think I've set this up and paid myself for supplies that don't exist?
42:36Oh, for goodness sake, you're the Senko. I have to ask. Serena Michelle will also be asking.
42:51Right, I asked Stella for a budget meeting repeatedly and she cancelled it more than once.
42:57Yes, I did change it in a diary a couple of times.
42:59Right, and I've been hassling her because we are desperate for equipment.
43:03Why would I encourage her to look at the budget if I've been doing this?
43:07I wouldn't even know how to go about it.
43:09And I can't just sign off on orders, that's why I had to see Stella.
43:13He's right. It would have to be signed off by senior management.
43:17Okay, well, sorry to drag you out, Mitch. You're back to your lesson there.
43:21Oh, thank you.
43:23Love you.
43:26Love you.
43:27Love you.
43:33What?
43:35Who signed it?
43:39Stella.
43:44I wanted a way back.
43:46To make amends.
43:48So, you know, if I can help with the merger.
43:50Sorry?
43:52What merger?
43:54Well, you don't know.
43:56No.
43:57Well, Darius is leading it.
43:59He told everyone you were in favour of it.
44:02This is the first I'm hearing of any merger.
44:05Well, he's not representing you. Clearly, he's represented himself.
44:09Look, I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation.
44:13Maybe.
44:15I'll just say this.
44:17I'm sure he'd like nothing better than to have you out of his way.
44:20I know he was talking in the staff room like you were never coming back.
44:28Stella?
44:29No, Stella wouldn't. Not in a million.
44:36I know, but these invoices can only have been signed off by her account.
44:41All right, well, so she made a mistake.
44:44For that amount? Have you met Stella?
44:46Yeah, I have.
44:48And she's as straight as they come, and she's close to retiring.
44:52Hmm.
44:53Well, she can't retire.
44:55Sorry?
44:57Well, you must have read about the pension fund collapsing.
45:00Stella was one of the people affected by it.
45:03She lost her pension.
45:05Oh, my...
45:07Wendy, I really need that financial report.
45:09Stella?
45:10Oh, yeah, just give me a minute. I'm just...
45:12Just trying to get my thoughts together.
45:14Well, you carried straight on, after Hope. No wonder you're on the sick.
45:17No, no, it's nothing to do with that.
45:19Last term, you said that Darius actively tried to get you to drink.
45:23I honestly didn't want to get into this.
45:25But did he?
45:26He put a bottle of whiskey on my desk, after he'd seen me at an addiction meeting.
45:42Because he wanted me to relapse.
45:44Because he wanted my job.
45:46But I was the one who drank it.
45:48I can't keep blaming him.
45:51What's going on?
45:52I believe I was drugged.
45:58I started feeling weird at work.
46:02My head was swimming and I could barely keep my eyes open.
46:07Well, it must have been given to you in school. Who were you with?
46:11Darius.
46:13Yeah.
46:14I promised myself I was going to let this lie.
46:22But this changes things.
46:25Serena Michelle is in school. I say we go and find her.
46:29Your dad doesn't know what he's saying.
46:32He knows.
46:36It's lucky that your auntie weren't so sour.
46:39Did them two get on?
46:40You've just seen him.
46:43Doesn't get on with anyone.
46:49What is she doing?
46:51I've been looking for you, but I'd prefer if we could talk privately.
46:55You should not be in work.
46:57I'm not ill anymore, but that's what I want to talk to you about.
47:00Look, we have serious concerns about a member of staff.
47:03I suspect there's been criminal behaviour.
47:05Joe and Wendy have made me aware of some allegations.
47:07Stella, what are you doing here?
47:10Could we continue this somewhere else, please?
47:12I cannot be having this conversation.
47:14Not without a lawyer present.
47:16I'm sorry?
47:17You need to listen to her.
47:19Look, I don't know what you're referring to, but a significant amount of money is missing from the school accounts.
47:23So, it is out of my hands.
47:26It's now a police matter.
47:27It doesn't matter.
47:32Hiya, we received a call.
47:34Yes, that's me, Serena Michelle.
47:36I didn't know Mrs Drake was going to be here, but you'll be wanting to speak to her.
47:40Would you like to follow me?
47:41Sorry, what is going on?
47:43Let's just...
47:44Exactly.
47:58Come on, boys, get a move on.
48:02Why are we outside?
48:03Well, it's PE detention.
48:05Funnily enough, we're doing PE.
48:07We are going to be doing this every night.
48:10What?
48:11We didn't do anything, erm, child slavery.
48:14Look, I'm telling my mum.
48:15I'm telling my mum!
48:16Yeah, we know, Forrest.
48:18Well, I'll tell you what.
48:19I'll set you a challenge.
48:21A race.
48:23One circuit of the playground.
48:26Me versus all of you.
48:28Well, you're going to win.
48:29You do PE all day.
48:31And you've got longer legs.
48:32Yeah, well, this is where the fun starts.
48:35Because all of you are going to be running in a relay.
48:39So, let's see if the five of you together can beat the one of me.
48:42And if you win, if you win, no more detentions.
48:48Get it.
48:49So, what's it going to be?
48:53Alright.
48:54Yeah?
48:55Yeah?
48:56Let's get started then.
48:57Each of you to one of those cones.
48:58Let's go!
49:01Oi, Kat.
49:02Orsha.
49:04I went to speak to Mr Swift about everything that happened before.
49:08And he said it's okay to be angry, but it's not fair to be aggressive with people.
49:14I was only trying to help.
49:16Yeah, well, it starts for messing up your exams and, like, your entire future or whatever.
49:22I'll be alright.
49:24And I don't think you're desperate. I think you're strong.
49:27Yeah, well, I don't want to have to be strong.
49:28I just want to forget it happened, but I can't.
49:31Because people are talking about it all the time.
49:33And the only person who doesn't want to talk about it is me.
49:37Well, we're always here alright.
49:39We've got your back.
49:40Any time you want to talk, we're all here for you.
49:45Sisters!
49:46Sisters!
49:47Goes on deck, boys!
49:50Goes on deck, boys!
49:51Whoo!
49:52Come on!
49:53Cool!
49:56Wow!
50:01Yes, Hailey!
50:04Yes, Hailey!
50:05Yes, Hailey!
50:08Woo!
50:10Oh!
50:12Oh!
50:13Yes!
50:15Yes!
50:16Yes!
50:17Yeah, yeah, all right, you got me no detention now, you know, no detention all thanks to forest. Hey fair is fair
50:46Well, listen if you like that we can do it next weekend for you same teams
50:55What do you reckon for us? Look, I know what you're doing. It's not a complete idiot
51:03But yeah
51:05Okay, I'm telling your mom. I'm telling your mom great race me
51:12This is Drake you need to come with us now could you at least wait until all the pupils have gone?
51:20This is ridiculous. You're not even giving her a chance to put her side. She's clearly being set all these to account for where the money is gone
51:27That's great
51:42Man what's happening then it's okay. It's all right. I'll call you. I'm fine. Come on back inside everyone. Come on go back in come on
51:57She is not a thief. She is the last person you should be looking at
52:08Do you know what's going on I don't know I don't know
52:27Okay, yeah, thanks again charlotte. Okay, I'll see you
52:33Hi, is that another job? No, it's just my agent being brilliant show for real for any more jobs of makeup
52:38I don't know how to do their jobs and she advised me for sticking to my principles
52:42Is that not a bit pushy? Yeah, but I'm gonna be more pushy. It's my hair. It's my skin. It's my life. Okay
52:50So when am I taking you out then?
52:52Huh? Oh, sorry. Is that too pushy for you? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, how's Friday for you? Friday?
53:00Friday? Friday. Friday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that's cool. See you. Yeah. Bye-bye
53:08I just don't know if we did the right thing. Did the only thing that we could
53:19Yeah, we didn't know that we were gonna make her do the walk of shame in front of the whole school, did we?
53:24Serena Michelle making sure everyone knows she's washing her hands of Stella
53:29Yeah, but we shouldn't jump to conclusions
53:31Well, surely they wouldn't have arrested her unless they had evidence
53:34All I'm saying is it doesn't seem right. Yeah, I don't get it. She seemed dead straight to me. She hadn't been well
53:40perhaps she was
53:43Confused. Oh, yeah, yeah
53:45Because every time I'm feeling a bit rough I forget where I put several thousand pounds
53:50Why would she need to steal she must be on a massive wedge?
53:54It's the pensions, eh?
54:01She lost the pension in the... Well, that's it then, isn't it? Case closed. I don't think we should be discussing this. Certainly not in public
54:11Have you told them?
54:13What?
54:14Our news
54:15Our news
54:16Oh, do you know what? I don't think that's right
54:18We are expecting
54:20Oh my god
54:21Handsome little thing
54:22Oh my god, let me see
54:23Congratulations
54:24Thank you
54:25We're hoping he gets his mum's everything, let's be honest
54:28Same again, everyone
54:29Come on, we're celebrating
54:31Yeah, yeah, congrats
54:32Thank you
54:33Wow, great
54:34Thank you
54:35Hey, do you mind if I join you?
54:37Yeah
54:38I'm in shock about Stella
54:40Never mind you lot
54:44Actually, you're probably just wanting to have a private discussion, so I'll make myself scarce
54:50Well, Joe
54:53Can I, um, have a word in there before you go?
55:02He didn't warn me about the school hatchet face
55:05My god, if I have ever seen a woman more in need of...
55:07No, that's my missus
55:12Well, in my humble opinion, Neil, she's punching
55:21Did she go safe, eh?
55:23Yes
55:24I wanted to thank you for coming in
55:31So, this is the big elbow, is it?
55:35Not necessarily
55:37I wanted to reassure you that the decision hasn't yet been made
55:43You have some excellent references
55:45Thank you for letting me know
55:47Thank you for letting me know
55:48I'm sorry if I was a bit harsh on you in the interview
55:53It's my, um, first day back off mat leave
55:56First day? Bloody hell
55:58What are you going to be like by half term?
56:01Heads on spikes
56:02You're welcome to join us
56:05Should you be in here?
56:11Where's Donovan?
56:12No, Jack, no!
56:13Out of my way
56:14Whatever happened to, I'm done blaming him
56:16He did the same thing to Stella that he did to me
56:18So what are you going to do, eh?
56:20Get drunk and punch his lights out again
56:23Don't you think this is what he wants?
56:25I know it's what I want
56:26And there'll be no coming back this time
56:28It's him
56:29He took the money
56:31He drugs Stella to get her out of the way
56:33And then she takes the phone
56:35Guess who steps up in her place
56:36But that's no concern of yours, Jack
56:38That's what you said
56:40What happened to all those chats we've had over the last few months, eh?
56:44About you wanting to be a different man
56:47Well, this is where it matters
56:50Be different
56:52If you can see what you did
56:53Then someone else can
56:55Honestly
56:56He's on borrowed time
57:25You shrug
57:28And it's the worst
57:30To truly stop the night ever
57:35I cheated myself
57:38Like I knew I would
57:44I told you I was troubled
57:48You know that I'm no good
57:51You know that I'm no good
57:53I told you I was troubled
57:58You know that I'm no good
58:01You know that I was troubled
58:02You know that I'm not gonna be good
58:03You know that I'm really dark
58:04You know that I'm not broken
58:05I loved it
58:06You know that I could have thought of your mind
58:07I didn't believe that I'm capable of
58:08I thought you were probably, you know this
58:09I liked it
58:10You know that I about it
58:11You know that I liked it
58:12I'd be afraid that I did
58:13You know that I can't believe it