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00:00Given your track record on the Ofsted board, this would be a chance to restore your reputation.
00:05Stella and I thought it would be best if we shared an office.
00:07I've got big plans.
00:09Never changed, do you, Donovan?
00:11Absolutely not.
00:12My time at Ofsted gave me invaluable insight.
00:14Now let's work together to bring Waterloo Road back.
00:17All the budget lines, everything under my remit.
00:19Well done for taking initiative.
00:21You're going to come and stay with me?
00:22Just until you get yourself back on your feet?
00:26I'm sorry I don't know BSL.
00:28Cute.
00:30Don't be jealous I'm a good footballer, Shola.
00:35Actually not.
00:36For once, I am getting a bit of attention.
00:37Just don't jump into anything too quickly, eh?
00:39Hey, that's nice.
00:40Thanks, coach.
00:41Hi, we're looking for a friend.
00:42She's called Portia.
00:43Apparently she comes here a lot.
00:45Tonya?
00:46Dad?
00:46So you're the coach Portia and Shola have been talking about?
00:49Toto ring me.
00:50The coach?
00:54We're looking for a friend.
00:55I'm sorry.
00:58We're looking for a friend.
00:59You're trying to see him.
01:00I'm sorry.
01:00I've been looking for a friend.
01:01We're looking for a friend.
01:02That looks like a friend.
01:03Don't forget.
01:03I'm looking for a friend.
01:34Dear staff members, this morning I've had notice that we are to receive an immediate visit from a team of Ofsted inspectors.
01:44I realise that this may seem alarming at first, but I have full confidence in the staff and pupils of the school, so there is no need for any panic.
01:52We will deal with this how we deal with everything else, as a strong and united team.
02:04Oh, awful. We'll get an outstanding for tonsil tennis then, won't we?
02:14Didn't get Stella's email?
02:18Emailed?
02:19You bar kidding.
02:20I want to find out about Ofsted.
02:23This morning. Can you collate the Alps figures for me, please?
02:26Bought them into submission, yes.
02:28I'll organise the timetable.
02:29Er, it's too late for that. Find Debs and make sure that everything is doubly clean.
02:33Sorry. I went through two red lights to get here. Might have done me a favour getting knocked off. A&E or Ofsted? It's a difficult choice.
02:41Calm down, Joseph.
02:43Sorry, I've got PTSD off the last inspection. It was...
02:46It's not you they've got a problem with. I was the one who left Ofsted under a cloud.
02:50Look, this is going to be the last post of my career, and I'm damned if I'm going to be remembered for failing to turn this school around.
02:55Yes. Okay. Okay.
03:12Ow.
03:13Sog, mate.
03:16Check you out, lioness.
03:17Hey, that's what's with you.
03:19A make-up artist says she might have some work experience for you.
03:22Nah.
03:23Thanks, but that was the old me.
03:24But you were so good at it.
03:27I owe my career to Portia Weaver.
03:29You've got my lip gloss.
03:30I don't mind using it, but technically that's theft, so...
03:34Well, I thought you could afford a new one with you.
03:37Your new posh job.
03:39Right, I'll tell you what.
03:40Why don't I take you shopping at the weekend, get you a few bits?
03:43It's been ages since we've spent any time together.
03:45Sorry, I can't. I've got plans.
03:47Can I just have the money?
03:49Hiya.
03:50Oh, hey, Dad.
03:51Ten years nowhere to be seen, and suddenly you're everywhere.
03:54Er, yeah. Sorry.
03:56Got a meeting with Mr. Donovan.
03:58What, about what?
03:59About linking our football club up with your school.
04:01Great.
04:16What?
04:18Eh?
04:18Fast, G.
04:23Said.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Yeah.
04:27One sec.
04:28Yeah, I'm going to take the car.
04:50But he's missing me.
04:51He's missing you back.
04:58Good morning.
05:03How do you come from Ofsted?
05:04Derek Stonovan, Deputy Head.
05:05Do you want to park in one of those bays over there?
05:07One minute.
05:10These spaces are reserved for the staff.
05:12There's a public car park, two roads past the roundabout.
05:16It's 31 minutes before I'm obliged to let you into the school.
05:20So that should work out perfectly.
05:24Sure.
05:26That's the game we're playing, is it?
05:28Nicely played.
05:31Well done, Raleigh the Troops.
05:37Wait, are you messaging?
05:39Signed up to an app and this guy got in touch.
05:41We've not stopped talking.
05:44Come on then, let's see his photo.
05:46Do you think I should meet you in person?
05:47He's wealthy.
05:49Yes.
05:50And he's into you as well.
05:51Which can help.
05:56Where does he live?
05:58The app says three miles from me.
05:59You should go for it then.
06:01Yeah?
06:02The face on that inspector who was not impressed.
06:04It would have bought his time to get this place ship-shaped, didn't it?
06:07Can they just clear all this stuff up a pier, please?
06:09Now, can you give me a hand with this, please?
06:11Yeah.
06:11You're not on the floor.
06:15Oh, sorry.
06:16Sorry.
06:17I'm sorry.
06:17I'm sorry.
06:18I just mean I thought you were going to roll out the red carpet, not pump the bear.
06:21I was head of officer.
06:22I know what it takes to pass an inspection.
06:24There's not a rule I don't know how to bend.
06:26Okay.
06:27Crack open a playbook of dirty tricks.
06:28I'm all in.
06:29No, I said bend a rule, not break them.
06:31Hmm?
06:31Okay.
06:31Right.
06:32I need you to call the staff meeting.
06:33We need everybody pulling together.
06:35No slip-ups.
06:39Oh!
06:39No, stop.
06:41We only have a TA covering periods one and two art.
06:46You don't teach periods one and two?
06:47You're qualified.
06:48That's mad.
06:49No.
06:49I...
06:50No.
06:50I can't draw a pair of curtains.
06:51We all have to muck in together, Joseph.
06:53Look, get out of your comfort zone.
06:55Oh, right.
06:56Yeah, you'll be asking me to cut an ear off next.
06:58No, engaging the students will suffice.
07:01Right, I'll just van go and get on with it, will I?
07:05Yeah, actually, you know we slice his ear off.
07:07Yeah, you've got no choice now, have you?
07:09Well, I think I can just take you there if you want.
07:13No, visitors have to stay here.
07:15Can't have just anybody wandering around school now, can you?
07:17Thanks, Matt.
07:18Yo, T.
07:19Hey.
07:19I've been looking at consoles, and I've found the best deals.
07:23Oh, yeah, hi to you too, Ashton.
07:24Oh, yeah, hey.
07:26I'm two seeing very pal-y.
07:28Yeah, Dad made us dinner the other night.
07:30They actually get along really well.
07:32Really, how cosy.
07:33Oh, er, Dickey, staff room, please.
07:36It's, er, Ofsted.
07:39What?
07:39Oh, er, he's got the other night.
07:49Oh, er, I can't wait.
07:52Oh, er, I can't.
07:53Oh, er, I can see.
07:54So, he's gonna be the other night, which means that he's going out.
07:56Oh, er, I can see you.
08:28We'll have a few more with you today.
08:37Keep the less desirables away from the inspectors.
08:39Is that ethical?
08:42Geneva Convention does not apply to Ofsted inspections.
08:45But that's not what the inclusion unit's for.
08:48Well, today it is.
08:50OK, team, the nervous energy suggests you all already know
08:54that Ofsted a visit in the school today.
08:55If this is the first we're hearing, it must be an emergency inspection, right?
09:00What does that mean?
09:01Well, it's not going to be a pat on the back, is it?
09:03No, it's not. But that's what you all deserve.
09:05You should be very proud of how far this school has come this year, even if that...
09:08Let's not let the past define us.
09:10Best foot forward today.
09:12We must be squeaky clean.
09:14I want best behaviour in lessons.
09:15I'm sorry, so Ofsted, they're actually coming into the classes then?
09:18Yeah, just don't let them intimidate you, you know?
09:22The trick is, imagine them all naked.
09:26Really?
09:28Bit perfect.
09:29Look, I've got faith in all of you.
09:30If we work together, we will be fine.
09:33This is for you.
09:35It took me an hour to do that one braiding her hair because she's such a fidget bum.
09:38I don't know if I'd have the patience.
09:40You've got to when it comes to kids.
09:41They're always first.
09:43Shame my mum didn't get the memo.
09:46You are nothing like your mum.
09:48She looks well happy.
09:49She has a moment, but...
09:51It's worth it.
09:53Shame you're missing out on Ivy, though.
09:56Look, you're so busy getting me ready this morning.
09:58You want me to have your breakfast?
09:59My new hot sauce?
10:01Yeah, well, this ain't going to be enough of a pick-me-up.
10:04I'm going to go get a coffee before lessons.
10:06Letters.
10:07See you, Vic.
10:08Poor Stace.
10:11You know she's putting on a brave face.
10:13Brave face on for what?
10:15A few weeks ago she was planning a holiday,
10:17and now she's competing for high score on Unicorn Kingdom with a four-year-old.
10:21But she loves having Mia.
10:23Yeah, we both do.
10:24Yeah, of course, but...
10:26doesn't mean she's not missing out on stuff.
10:31Maybe you should talk to your parents with them.
10:33You know, now that they know the truth,
10:35they only know as they know, you know.
10:37You should all know the uniform policy by now.
10:40Yes, smart, steady, smart.
10:41Shiri, tie.
10:42Tie on, please.
10:46No, I'm not going.
10:48I haven't done anything.
10:49I haven't said that you have, and you need to calm down.
10:52Leone, you're not doing yourself any favours.
10:54Hey, Leone.
10:55I'm not going to inclusion.
10:57I'm fine.
10:58I thought you were on my side.
11:00I am.
11:01Look, she's only doing what I've asked her to.
11:03We've got Ofsted in today.
11:05We need to make a good impression.
11:07Can you hand on heart promise me
11:09you won't kick off with anyone?
11:14All right, come on, let's go.
11:17Come on.
11:18How is it, Stella?
11:19Dame Stella Drake.
11:21I trust you found somewhere to park?
11:23Nice to meet you.
11:24And you.
11:24Would you like to come through?
11:31Have you ever taught that before, sir?
11:33No.
11:34Please bear in mind that...
11:36Sorry.
11:37But please bear in mind, okay,
11:39that we may be observed by Ofsted today, so...
11:42No, no, that is not what it means, all right?
11:46It means that we have to be on our best behaviour
11:48for the inspector, taking pride in our school.
11:50What is he doing?
11:52Yes, Luca.
11:54No, oh, what are you...
12:01No, please, come on.
12:02Right, okay.
12:03Right, I haven't got time for this,
12:05so can we just settle down?
12:07That's good.
12:07Yeah.
12:09Hey, Tom.
12:10What's going on with Portia?
12:13What, the new look?
12:14Cos, like, she's gone football crazy.
12:16She's just throwing herself into it.
12:18Apparently my dad's really helped her find a purpose.
12:20I reckon it's good for her.
12:24What's your dad looking for you before?
12:28Oh, no, he's here to see Mr Donovan about some football coaching.
12:33Coaching...
12:33Here?
12:35At the school?
12:36Mm-hmm.
12:39Cool.
12:40What are you doing?
12:57That is hanging.
12:59No.
13:00Right, come on, we could have Ofsted in any minute.
13:03Get that off before it goes...
13:05Do not do that.
13:06Do not put in anyone's...
13:07Er, excuse me, Portia, please.
13:09Come on.
13:10Wash it off now, okay?
13:12It's enough.
13:13She seems the same to me,
13:15doing anything to get out of her sex.
13:20Here you go.
13:21These are the Alps figures that, er, you requested.
13:25Having worked as an inspector yourself,
13:28you know that an emergency inspection
13:29is indicative of concerns being raised.
13:32Concerns about the school, or concerns about me.
13:35I'd hate to think that we were being singled out
13:37because of my history with Ofsted.
13:39This is nothing personal.
13:40In fact, I have huge respect for all you've achieved,
13:43but we received information about drugs in the school.
13:46Yeah, but that has been dealt with.
13:48Senior leadership have been working closely with the police.
13:50We also had parental complaints,
13:52which necessitates us observing lessons.
13:55Nothing's off limits today.
13:56And we have nothing to hide.
14:13Oh, hi, Tony.
14:15Portia.
14:16What are you doing here?
14:19Did one of the lads get on your nerves?
14:21Do I need to ring an ambulance?
14:22Nah, leave him.
14:24Sam,
14:25have I made it onto the team this week, or what?
14:27Well, I'm just figuring all that out now.
14:30Shouldn't you be in class?
14:31Proper boring.
14:32I can't concentrate.
14:33Really?
14:35You've got great concentration in matches.
14:37Yeah, that's because it's fun.
14:38Low's going on.
14:39No time for your mind to wander.
14:43Have you ever tried
14:44the rubber band trick?
14:47Yeah.
14:49And you find yourself drifting off?
14:51Just a little snap.
14:52Like that.
14:53Just reminds you to come back into the moment.
14:56Well, worth a try.
14:58You'd better get rid of the victim's DNA.
15:01Go on.
15:09Ah, Tony.
15:10Hi.
15:11Thanks for coming in.
15:13Tony's a qualified coach from a local club.
15:15Just one of the ways we are building links with the community
15:18and utilising external expertise.
15:20Pleased to meet you.
15:21Nice to meet you.
15:23Do you want to come through?
15:24Is there a way to check if someone's profile pic's not real?
15:39Er, yeah.
15:41It's a reverse image search.
15:43Should be able to show if the photo's been used anywhere else.
15:46Oh.
15:51Oh.
15:53You might not be as local as you thought, though.
15:56Troy Webster.
15:57A deaf influencer from New York.
16:00Oh, sorry, Freds.
16:01That sucks.
16:03So the guy I'm messaging the photo's not him?
16:07Is this a scam or, like, some pervy granddad?
16:11I mean, I suppose it could be a real guy
16:13and he just doesn't want to use his own photo.
16:15Well, Lenin had a utopian vision of a new society.
16:29One where land could be redistributed to peasants
16:31and workers were entitled to unemployment pay and pensions.
16:35Sir, I thought I read somewhere that he wanted to ban history.
16:39Well, you read wrong.
16:41History is the bedrock of education.
16:42It's the bedrock of fake news.
16:45Yes, thank you for that, Lois.
16:46Now...
16:46I mean, the clues in the title, sir.
16:48History.
16:49We never hear about herstory.
16:51And history isn't even facts.
16:53It's opinions.
16:54Men's opinions.
16:55Here we go.
16:57Herodotus, Geoffrey of Monmouth, Lord Acton, Hobsbawm.
17:01Name me one female historian.
17:04Erm.
17:04What?
17:06Er...
17:06Mary Beard.
17:08Bloke's name.
17:08Pre-20th century.
17:12Er...
17:13I thought you knew everything.
17:16Just, erm...
17:17Come on, sir.
17:18I'm having the pressure.
17:18Erm.
17:19Yeah.
17:20Yeah.
17:20Are you all right, sir?
17:22Yeah.
17:23Neil?
17:23Er...
17:24Are you having a show?
17:25Yeah.
17:26I've been informed that it is my right to request a break in this inspection.
17:44Right.
17:50Bye!
17:54Right.
17:55Er...
17:55You get to see me lead a lesson now.
17:59Ah!
18:00I think you're identity and...
18:01I can see.
18:02And where did you even get this sport, or?
18:10What are you doing that for?
18:12Just a thing you do for concentration.
18:15Tony showed it, man.
18:16Tony isn't coach Tony.
18:19Yeah.
18:20He's in the office.
18:21Sorry I'm on the way down to the toilets.
18:24The office isn't on the way to the toilets.
18:27I took a lot of detour.
18:30It's good.
18:32I like it.
18:36Well, football gives kids hope.
18:38Teaching them teamwork and responsibility.
18:41And that's why everyone gets an equal chance.
18:43Same amount of time on the pitch.
18:45And you've got the session plans I put together.
18:47I did.
18:48Yes.
18:48They are exactly what we discussed.
18:50Great.
18:52Well, let me know when you want me to start.
18:54Today?
18:55Off's did her in.
18:56So, the more positive things I see, the better.
18:58Sounds good.
18:59Mr. Charles, I'll have to refer you up sessions, obviously.
19:03Perfect.
19:04Great.
19:05Well, it's novelty value, isn't it?
19:07Well, you get taken for granted and he waltzes in with his nauseating positivity.
19:12Look, there is a time and place for that.
19:13But it's just the way that he talks about his club.
19:16It's like he actually manages city or something.
19:19Tonya's over the moon that he's back, by the way.
19:21Yeah, of course.
19:21And I'm happy for her.
19:23You know, as long as he treats her right.
19:25Exactly.
19:26She's been there loads lately.
19:27Yeah, I shouldn't do.
19:29He keeps raving on about this shed.
19:31Shed.
19:32Hey.
19:33Hey.
19:34You, er, ready for this grand tour then?
19:36Certainly am.
19:37I mean, it's going to be a step down from what you're used to at the Etihad.
19:40Don't worry.
19:41I'm not put off by a soggy pitch and some bad footballs.
19:44Come on, then.
20:01Rainforests are overrated.
20:03My head turns to mush when I've not had enough kick.
20:05Mm.
20:05Are you finding it hard with Mia?
20:08No.
20:09I love it.
20:10I'm glad that you encouraged me to take her.
20:12Proper little character.
20:13Couldn't imagine life without her.
20:15Yeah, I know, but it doesn't mean it's not tough, though, does it?
20:19I mean, it's not the exact fairytale that I dreamed of.
20:23But all I've ever wanted is a family.
20:29I do miss spending time with her, though.
20:31Not like that.
20:32No reckons Mia's got me wrapped around her little finger.
20:34His nan's got me wrapped around both her little fingers.
20:37You know what?
20:38It was the same when Jas was little.
20:41No qualities either, Dad.
20:43And I didn't mean that.
20:46So, how did you get through it?
20:48We didn't.
20:49He, um...
20:51He left me for his dental hygienist.
20:54But, you know, that's not going to happen when you know.
20:57No, no, no, no, no.
20:59Nola's got twice the heart than my ex did.
21:00Mum, I said don't show me up when I am at school.
21:16Mum, I don't know what's showing you up.
21:18I'm just here.
21:19That's what I mean.
21:21Oh, thanks.
21:22So, Dante was saying that, um, Tony's got some kind of shed or something.
21:29The cave?
21:30Oh, Mum.
21:31The cave.
21:32It's got electric.
21:35It's got Wi-Fi.
21:37Dad said me and Ashton can go and use it whenever we want.
21:40And he's getting us a sofa bed so we can stay over.
21:45So, babe.
21:46Yeah?
21:47If the door is there and the sofa is there, I'm thinking, uh, maybe a little table for the tower.
21:57Yeah, but it looks a bit frown.
21:58Right, I'll practice shooting first and then we can stop over if you want.
22:01Do we always have to play football?
22:02This is meant to be our chill-out time.
22:07Right, I'll be back in one minute, aren't you?
22:08Yeah.
22:11Yeah!
22:11How's it going, Iz?
22:15Portia?
22:17I'm taking a training session this afternoon.
22:19You'll be there, right?
22:20Yeah, definitely.
22:20That's brilliant.
22:21And, um, about this weekend?
22:24I'm, uh, playing.
22:26I'm going to start you on central midfield.
22:28Serious?
22:28You're going to be the playmaker.
22:30Everything is going to go through you.
22:31I'm buzzing.
22:32I won't let you down.
22:33You've worked really hard lately.
22:35Made good progress.
22:36Proud of you.
22:38Ready?
22:39Yeah.
22:39What's this all about?
22:41Guess it's going to start in midfield this weekend.
22:44Probably because we're sales on holiday so we need someone to fill in.
22:47Jealous much.
22:49If you spent more time on the pitch than you did on the catwalk, Tonya might actually notice you.
23:00Oi.
23:02Are you actually mad?
23:04What?
23:04Saying that Ashton and Tonya can stay over in the cave, sharing a bed.
23:11Hey, hang on.
23:12I never said that.
23:12Oh, well, Tonya can't wait.
23:14I said they could hang out there.
23:16Tonya could stay over.
23:17I didn't say Ashton could spend the night.
23:18Well, even if they don't sleep there, right?
23:21Two hot-blooded hormonal teenagers hidden away in some little shed.
23:26That is a recipe for disaster.
23:28Well, I don't want that any more than you do.
23:29Right.
23:30Well, you better fix this.
23:31I mean it.
23:32What are you doing?
24:00Show me your phone.
24:05Is it you on the app?
24:08Look at me.
24:09Is it you pretending to be someone you're not?
24:14Playing games with me.
24:15Laughing at me.
24:16I opened up to you.
24:19Some friend you are.
24:21Hey.
24:33Do you fancy a bottle of fizz and take out later?
24:37Celebrate you leading us to victory over off-stack?
24:39It won't be my victory.
24:41I am playing second fiddle to Stella.
24:44Oh, well, if it's first fiddle that you're into.
24:51Not now.
24:53Don't let Queen Drake take out your glory.
24:55You behave yourself.
24:56You're the real king of the jungle.
24:58Not now.
24:59Grr.
25:00Oh, not now.
25:01You behave yourself.
25:02Real.
25:03Go on, do the tiger.
25:04No.
25:05Do the tiger.
25:06Oh, no, I know you.
25:13Oh, my God.
25:15You shouldn't be in here.
25:20Neither should you.
25:22Don't worry, sir.
25:24Your secret's not safe with us.
25:26Ah, very good.
25:28Get to inclusion.
25:29Inclusion?
25:30That is so unfair.
25:31I'm meant to be meeting the off-stead inspectors.
25:33Well, you've blown that now, haven't you?
25:34Go.
25:34Go.
25:40No.
25:41Inclusion now.
25:43Oh, Forrest.
25:45Um, I would like you to join the question-and-session with the inspectors.
25:49I thought Harleen was doing it.
25:51Well, she's not feeling well.
25:54He looked all right to me.
25:55Um, you've picked the school up now, yeah?
26:07Told him you're the best teacher I've ever had.
26:09Of course you are.
26:12Quickly.
26:12So, sir, how come Macbeth is the only one that can see the ghost of Bankwell?
26:26Yeah, but is the ghost actually there, though?
26:28Or is it just because Macbeth feels bad?
26:30Yes, that is a very good point.
26:32Perhaps, you know, it's because of Macbeth's guilt manifesting as this spectre, just lurking,
26:39reminding him of all of his crimes.
26:41Well, you must have done somewhat well, bad sir, because look who's behind you.
26:46Thank you, show love.
26:47Okay, um, so I want you all to find and write about an example of Macbeth's guilt.
26:55Off you go.
26:57Why is that your screen saver?
26:59It's my first time coming out as a sub.
27:01It's because it's you and Tony together, isn't it?
27:03Oh, what are you on about?
27:05You've got a crush on him.
27:07Are you mad?
27:07Trying to find ways to spend time with him, like sneaking out of lessons, or the other night.
27:12He only asked him for a left because he would lose his birthday.
27:14I didn't want to be late.
27:15I'm just looking out for you because I know the trouble it causes when you get obsessed with an older guy.
27:21I was dead embarrassed when people found out I liked Mike.
27:24Are you tapped or something?
27:26Just because you had a weird thing for Mike.
27:28Stay away from him, Portia.
27:30I mean it.
27:31Don't fancy him, all right?
27:33Poor guy, I better get running.
27:35Do you want to shut up?
27:35Portia, sit down.
27:38Oh, do we need to shut you up?
27:39Okay, I think as we have agreed when we can't control our anger,
27:42we need to go to the inclusion unit until you're ready to rejoin the classes.
27:55Er, Liz?
27:56Well, if you cause that much trouble when you're sitting together,
27:58then that's what you get, isn't it?
28:00Eh?
28:00Please.
28:01Oi, can you calm down?
28:03What's the matter, Portia?
28:06Well, I'll still be able to play football after lunch, get it sent here.
28:09Let's just focus on getting to lunchtime first, shall we?
28:11Take a seat.
28:19Ooh.
28:20Miss, I'm not sitting next to Chlamydia, girl.
28:22Oh, you're lucky I'll smash you.
28:23I did.
28:27Right.
28:28Sorry, back soon.
28:30Keep an eye on them for me.
28:31Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
28:44Oh, you so don't get it, do you?
28:46Portia, what's up?
28:48Oh, this girl, it sucks.
28:50Okay.
28:51I hear you.
28:53Every time I try to do anything, someone ruins it.
28:57Even Sherlock.
28:57I thought she was my mate, she's proper turned on me.
29:03So you're angry?
29:04Fine.
29:05What do we say about anger in training?
29:07It can, it can be, erm, energising.
29:13Yeah.
29:14But you've got to keep it under control, remember?
29:17Don't let them get in your head.
29:18Same as on the pitch.
29:19Control, concentration, confidence.
29:25I just don't know if they'll let me play in the session after lunch.
29:29Well, Mrs Walters has got your back.
29:31Maybe she can have a word.
29:34Hey.
29:34Can I just remind you that you're here to teach football, not do my job?
29:43Hey.
29:55Hey.
29:55How's it going on, Tony?
29:57Er, yeah, yeah, good.
29:59I mean, he's laughing at the state of our equipment, but, well, you've got to give it to him, though.
30:02Definitely knows his football.
30:03Yeah, that's the idea.
30:05He's got experienced coaching girls at club level, so I hope they can get more to take it up at school.
30:08Yeah.
30:09Might be something Izzy could get involved with.
30:11Yeah, maybe.
30:12Maybe, you know, she could do with an outlet.
30:14I mean, she actually used to play, she's just not been interested in ages, but...
30:18Well, you never know till you ask.
30:19Yeah.
30:20Doing a great job as a teacher and a dad.
30:23Tony is just here to help you out.
30:25You're not here to tread on your toes.
30:27Yeah, yeah, I know.
30:28Hey, look, I was, er, I was thinking about asking him if we could use his club's pictures this afternoon.
30:34I mean, they're only around the corner.
30:35Theirs are always waterlogged, you know?
30:36He needs a snorkel to play in them.
30:38What do you think?
30:39They look good for us, Dad.
30:41Yeah, I like it.
30:42Better day.
30:50Mmm!
30:51It's got a bit of a kick.
30:53Good, yeah?
30:53Hey, you should try it with some of your chicken wings, though.
30:56Right, Noel, make this quick.
30:58I'd, erm...
31:00Yeah, erm...
31:02I'd, er...
31:04Like a pay rise.
31:05That'll be decided at your review.
31:07Right, well, is there any way we can bring it forward?
31:10Because I've done my apprenticeship now and I've got responsibilities.
31:13Yeah, I'm impressed at the way you're stepping up, but...
31:16Look, Stace is working so hard here to keep up with school and look after Mia.
31:20I just want to take him on a family holiday.
31:22I'm sorry, Noel, but the school budget is fixed.
31:24The only time we can look at any changes is at your performance review.
31:28Oh, I heard you're playing at the club later.
31:39Yeah?
31:40Yeah.
31:40All thanks to Mr. Charles.
31:41It's great.
31:43Actually, Shola, have you got a minute?
31:45Yeah, of course.
31:48Erm...
31:49I just wanted to ask if maybe you could go easy on Portia.
31:52Why what she said?
31:53No, not much.
31:54It's just, erm...
31:55I think Portia's a bit more vulnerable than she seems.
31:58Being in foster care and stuff.
32:01So maybe tread gently around her.
32:02Yeah?
32:03I was just worried about what I thought.
32:06What?
32:07I thought she had a crush on you, but she went crazy when I said it.
32:15A crush?
32:16Right, well, I'm...
32:18I'm glad you told me.
32:20Erm...
32:21It's you just looking out for her.
32:24You're a good friend.
32:29After all the dumps, you have made us standing.
32:32I have finally found somewhere for me.
32:34Somewhere nice!
32:35Will you stop it?
32:36You just... you've ruined everything!
32:39God, don't.
32:42Oh, yeah, let's give it a rain check for the weekend.
32:44It was her doing, wasn't it?
32:45Don't take it out on your mum.
32:46She was just looking out for you.
32:48Looking out for me?
32:50She is a controlled freak!
33:06Go!
33:08Woo!
33:09woo!
33:11athi hanam
33:15woo!
33:25Ahh!
33:29Ow!
33:32Wow!
33:33Yanom!
33:34That was you fixing it.
33:57Well, I was trying, but...
33:59Stop promising her things without asking me.
34:02Stop making me the bad guy.
34:03Stop playing the bad guy.
34:05I beg your pardon?
34:06Look for a solution.
34:08We can make it work, Nick.
34:10Tonya, Ashton, The Shed.
34:12I'll keep an eye on him.
34:14Hang out with him, it'll be fine.
34:16Me and Ashton get on.
34:17Oh, yeah, because yours is the fun house, right?
34:19Hey, all three of you together,
34:21gaming, listening to tunes, watching films.
34:24I'll make sure she does her own work, too.
34:25I've got a desk set up.
34:26Oh, well, why don't I just drop all the stuff off like yours?
34:29What?
34:30On medication, on clothes, on textbooks.
34:33What are you saying?
34:33All them years when she was little.
34:37All them birthdays.
34:40I had to watch her every time the doorbell rang,
34:44jumping up, running to the door,
34:46hoping that it was a waster of a dad
34:49when he couldn't be bothered.
34:51And now, now you decide to show up.
34:58What can I do?
34:59Tell me.
35:00And now she's spending more and more time with you.
35:03And do not touch me.
35:05I had to do everything on my own.
35:12The sleepless nights, the tantrums,
35:16dragging two cranky little kids to the shop
35:18every time I needed a pint of milk.
35:20And I hate myself for that.
35:22I swear.
35:22It's worse now.
35:26Back then I was, I was knackered.
35:27Yeah, I was.
35:28But I was, I was surrounded by life and love.
35:34And now I'm just, it's just me.
35:40Me and Ton, Rao.
35:41You know what we do.
35:44And she does my head in, I swear.
35:48But I love the bones of that girl.
35:51She's part of me.
35:53You are, you are tearing away a part of me.
36:01Come over.
36:04With Tonya for dinner.
36:06What?
36:08As friends.
36:08You shouldn't be on your own.
36:11On, on the outside of this.
36:15So be a part of it, Nick.
36:29Portia.
36:32I spoke to Shola earlier.
36:35What did she say?
36:36Something about you having a crush, Omni?
36:41I told her she was wrong.
36:43I said he only asked for a lift because he was losing his birthday.
36:45You, you told her that I was giving you lifts?
36:48Um, no, not exactly.
36:51I just thought she might have seen us or I'm sorry I didn't mean to.
36:54I thought I could trust you, Portia.
36:57Hey.
36:58On set?
36:59Yeah.
37:00Yeah.
37:01I'll go and catch up with the others.
37:02Do you play much football, is he?
37:06No.
37:07Not for Asians, anyway.
37:08I'll wait till you see our club.
37:09Beautiful pictures, not a classroom in sight.
37:11It's just round the corner.
37:12You never know.
37:14Might inspire you.
37:16Come on.
37:16So, let's move on to the sayings for our trig functions.
37:21I'll go first.
37:23Some old horses chew apples happily throughout old age.
37:29Who's next?
37:32Maya.
37:33Oscar had a heap of apples.
37:36Brilliant.
37:36Anyone else?
37:38Declan.
37:38Um, studying our homework can help obtain achievement.
37:44Fabulous.
37:46Have we got any more?
37:47Go on then, Forrest.
37:48Uh, send out horrid children and help off dead assessment.
37:54Forrest, that's not funny.
37:56I think he's a bit confused.
37:57We've taken some pupils out randomly for their Q&A.
37:59I think he's a bit confused.
38:29That's it.
38:31Yes!
38:31Yes, shoulder.
38:33Great finish.
38:34Portia, where's your head at?
38:36Eh?
38:36Concentration.
38:38Let's go!
38:40Stay on, please, Portia.
38:41I'll be Portia, that's it.
38:44Come on, Portia!
38:47Hey, Portia.
38:48Hey.
38:49Take a break.
38:50What?
38:50Serie A?
38:51Cat, you're in midfield.
38:53Tony, please!
38:55Get your head in the game, yeah?
38:59You can get it in the worst way.
39:00Top.
39:02Top.
39:02Top.
39:06He's gonna let her take it after you.
39:08Get after it.
39:08All that energy, all that frustration.
39:10Use it.
39:10Get that ball back.
39:12I said it with my chest, and I don't care.
39:14Let's go, Izzy.
39:15Uh-huh.
39:16Keep going, shoot.
39:19Oh, yeah!
39:21Welly.
39:22Great finish.
39:24Izzy.
39:24That was amazing.
39:27Come on, Sonia.
39:28Oh, I did go, and you can do it.
39:33Great finish, Sonia!
39:34That's it!
39:37That's what I'm talking about.
39:39Make a striker at you, yeah.
39:48Can you just calm down?
39:49Sit down, please!
39:51Sit down, please!
39:54Sit down, now!
39:59Stop it!
40:00Why?
40:00You're not even a real teacher.
40:02Have you heard you were just the cunt?
40:06Hey!
40:07Hey!
40:08Sit down, all of you!
40:10Now!
40:10This is unacceptable!
40:14Why is there so many in here?
40:16Well, Darius sent them.
40:17I couldn't cope with ten, but this is too many.
40:20Did you not know?
40:21No.
40:22No.
40:23No, I didn't.
40:26It's a safe space, okay?
40:28So just be honest.
40:29These inspectors aren't here to judge you.
40:31They just want to know how you feel about the school.
40:33Thank you, Mr Donovan.
40:34That's absolutely correct.
40:36We're not here to judge you, but to...
40:39For hell.
40:41Aw, what's up, weirdos?
40:43Right, everybody.
40:45Grab a chair, please.
40:52To get a true cross-section of our school, I thought it only right that you heard from some of our reintegration students.
40:58Thank you, Mr Donovan.
41:01We'll take it from here.
41:03Yeah, it might be best if I stayed, actually.
41:05I think some of our pupils have anxiety around strangers.
41:09Ofsted protocol is that no teaching staff is present.
41:11Don't worry, sir.
41:15Your secret's safe with us.
41:16Yeah, we won't tell them about you and Miss Chandra.
41:19It's not just them.
41:20They're all at it.
41:21Mr Casey and Mrs Swift.
41:23And Mr Guffrey got Miss Walker pregnant.
41:25If they were any good, they'd be teaching somewhere better than here.
41:28That says more about you than it does about them.
41:31Yeah, well, they need a medal for putting up with liars like you.
41:34Excuse me?
41:35There's a lot of wrong-ins in this school.
41:37Pot kettle?
41:38Well, yeah, I am a wrong-in, but that's how everyone's always treated me.
41:41Every other school I've been to, they didn't give me a chance, but there's actually some decent teachers here.
41:45They're harsh, but you can tell that they're bothered.
41:49And you can talk to them about things, and they do care.
42:02Yes, well played.
42:03Great match, girls.
42:04Great match.
42:05Good game, Shola.
42:08We've been missing you down at the club.
42:10Why don't you come down at the weekend, starting midfield?
42:13Oh, well, I usually play for defence, so...
42:15Give it a try.
42:20Is Shola starting in midfield at the weekend?
42:22Maybe you should take a step back from the team for a bit.
42:25Get your head together.
42:27But I thought I was the playmaker now.
42:29You messed up.
42:30Try using this next time, yeah?
42:33Hey, everything all right?
42:35Yeah, yes.
42:37Teenage girls and their drama.
42:40Do your head in sometimes, don't they?
42:41Thank you for your honesty, Forrest.
42:53You should never have been put in that position.
42:59Have you completely lost your mind?
43:00Me?
43:01You're the one who brought the inclusion unit into the Q&A?
43:05A Q&A that was meant to be representative of this school.
43:09When you set up the inclusion unit, you talked about trusting young people.
43:13Now, where is the trust in hiding away our more challenging students rather than giving them a voice?
43:17I was just bending the rules, the same as you, playing the game.
43:20No, this isn't playing.
43:22This is cheating.
43:24Do you have any idea how many good schools fail an inspection because of one stupid decision?
43:30I was doing it for the school.
43:32No, you did it for yourself, Darius.
43:34You bribed a student to make you look good.
43:37So you sabotaged the inspection to teach me a lesson and to give yourself an out?
43:43I'm the sacrificial lamb.
43:44I just don't know who you are anymore.
43:49Yes.
44:06Hiya.
44:08You shouldn't be in here.
44:09I just wanted to say, if Shola or anyone asks, I'll say, I asked you for a lift and you said no, and I've never been in your car.
44:21I don't know what to do, Portia.
44:24You put me in a difficult position.
44:26I'm so sorry, Tony. I swear, please let me make it up to you.
44:30I even bought you a present, you know, for working so hard.
44:34And now...
44:36What was it?
44:39If you want to talk, I'll be at the club tonight.
44:58Okay.
44:59Nearly there.
45:00What's going on, look? You're freaking me out.
45:04Ta-da!
45:04Why am I looking at a mouldy old tent?
45:11I'll leave you to it.
45:14Cheers, Wendy.
45:17It's the old Duke of Edinburgh stuff.
45:19Yeah, and look, I know how much he was looking forward to going away, but I can't really afford I'd beef it at the minute.
45:24So I thought that, you know, we could go camping, yeah, and I can make up for all the fun that you're missing out on.
45:30I'm not missing out.
45:33It's a bit naff, right?
45:34And it's all I can afford right now, but you won't always be like this.
45:38Yeah, one day, I'll give you the life you deserve.
45:42Yeah, we can have, like, a huge wedding.
45:44Yeah, and a swanky villa in Ibiza for the honeymoon.
45:47I don't need any of that, no.
45:50I just want to be a family, and you to promise me that you're never going to leave me for your hygienist.
45:55What?
45:56I don't have a hygienist, Stace.
45:59You and Mia are all I need.
46:02I don't need a swanky villa or a big wedding.
46:05I'd marry you in that tent.
46:06I mean, I think we could stretch for a registry office.
46:09Yeah, well, let's get the date booked.
46:14Really?
46:14Mia needs to know that she's got a proper family, and I need to know that we've always got each other's backs.
46:21I've got yous.
46:22Yeah.
46:28But if you think I'm staying in that tent, I've got another thing coming.
46:38It did not go and noticed that you're using technicalities to hinder our inspection.
46:43I'm not going to apologise for protecting my staff against stress and humiliation.
46:49It's not our intention to humiliate anyone.
46:52We're here to support schools.
46:54I don't need your support.
46:56I've been turning schools around since you were in nappies.
46:59And that doesn't make you immune from scrutiny?
47:01I'm sorry for yelling at you.
47:15No, you were right.
47:17It was me on the app.
47:19I knew it were you.
47:20How could you, Luca?
47:22Is this your idea of a joke?
47:25No, of course not.
47:27Everything I said in those messages was true.
47:29About how much I liked you and how I can't stop thinking about you.
47:32But then why?
47:36Why pretend to be someone else?
47:41I was just pretending to be normal someone that you'd go out with.
47:44I don't care about normal.
47:46What kind of a person do you think I am?
47:48A hearing person.
47:50So what?
47:50So we're different.
47:52We live in two different worlds.
47:53It's not that different.
47:55I mean, we're at the same school.
47:57We're in the same classes.
47:58We're the same friends.
48:00No.
48:02It's not the same.
48:03Look how you can chat with all your hearing friends.
48:06And it's so easy and natural.
48:08You don't even have to think about it.
48:12And then look how we have to talk.
48:16I've been learning some sign.
48:19I've been trying really hard to make you feel included.
48:23And I really appreciate that.
48:26I do.
48:27And I'm not saying this to offend you, but it's a bit like baby talk.
48:32And it's not enough for me.
48:33I'm sorry.
48:34I need real communication.
48:37I need connection.
48:38You have that with your hearing friends.
48:41And I have it with my deaf friends.
48:43But Freddie, we don't have that together.
48:51Right.
48:51So, can we expect intervention?
48:55You'll be informed of our decision in due course.
48:58Whatever the outcome, we'll be recommending changes.
49:01Tonya.
49:11Ton.
49:13I'm sorry, both.
49:14About the cave.
49:16Of course you can hang out there.
49:19Okay, this is the part where you say sorry for shouting at me at my place of work and totally undermining my authority.
49:25Yeah, obviously, yeah.
49:27Yeah.
49:27Tonya was saying maybe we could get dinner.
49:31He's got some mad idea that...
49:33that we should all do something together.
49:36Yeah.
49:37That was my idea.
49:39I just thought, you know, we could get some food, watch a movie.
49:47Hey!
49:48You were great today.
49:49I was buzzing watching you.
49:51Yeah.
49:51When the coach was talking about anger, I thought...
49:53Maybe I could put all my energy into this and maybe it's not coming out in other ways, you know.
49:58So, what do you think about my dad, then?
50:00He's great, isn't he?
50:01Yeah.
50:01Yeah, he's great.
50:03Looks like he's winning everyone over after all, eh?
50:07Yeah, I think.
50:08I'm sorry.
50:25About earlier.
50:27I shouldn't have lost my temper.
50:28No, it was my fault.
50:31You know it's because I care about you, don't you?
50:32Um, yeah, I know.
50:35I don't get to these stupid rules.
50:38Honestly, the teacher's a braver got mugged on the way and then got away.
50:44I just...
50:46don't want anything to jeopardise our friendship.
50:51Or get us in trouble.
50:53I'll be more careful.
50:54Promise.
50:59You want this present then, or what?
51:00Um, yeah.
51:02Close your eyes.
51:12What?
51:12Brand new, your size.
51:14Oh, Tony, I love it.
51:21Try it on.
51:22Where are you going?
51:25Toilets.
51:27There's no need for that.
51:29Just try it on here.
51:32I thought you wanted to make it up to me.
51:41Didn't go as badly as I thought.
51:42At least I didn't learn of wearing Nicky's trousers like last time.
51:45I remember that.
51:47Yeah.
51:49To be fair, the inspector in my class cared about the kids' mental health.
51:53Well, like my mental health.
51:55I've never crumbled like that before.
51:58I'll get them.
51:59Thank you all for your efforts.
52:01Look, whatever the outcome, I'm so proud of you all for pulling together.
52:05Same again.
52:06Yes.
52:07Thanks, please.
52:08Give me a hand.
52:08Yeah.
52:11How did it go with Serena and Michelle?
52:12Oh, well, we've had more genial exchanges.
52:15I made a mistake thinking that today was about me.
52:19What?
52:20It was about the kids and the staff.
52:23I'm sorry I lost my temper earlier.
52:25Our failings are down to me, not you.
52:29It's my fault for giving you too much responsibility.
52:32You're clearly not ready for it yet.
52:34Well, it will be one day.
52:35But until then, I am going to resume the day-to-day control.
52:46Hey, what was all that about?
52:49She's taken away my extra responsibilities.
52:53After everything I've done.
52:54Relax.
52:56It just means you get paid the same, but to do less work.
52:59Win-winning my book.
53:02Be happy.
53:05If Shola was right about you having a crush on me,
53:32I wouldn't mind.
53:33Because it's mutual.
53:38I really like you, Portia.
53:41You look amazing in that top.
53:48You look even better out of it.
53:54Hello?
53:55You can wait till I've gone.
54:00Then you sneak out.
54:01Don't make a sound.
54:03Hello?
54:16Surprise!
54:19God, you idiots.
54:20I thought someone had broken in.
54:21What, broken in with pizza?
54:23Yeah, well, I'm not complaining.
54:25What?
54:27Said we should eat together, so.
54:29Well, I'm glad you changed your mind.
54:31Oh, listen to this, right.
54:32Mum is getting me a top kettle.
54:35That lights up for a minute, by night.
54:37Well, if you want the cave to be cosy,
54:39then you're going to need to be able to make a brew, aren't you?
54:41And I'm going to need a cold box for the milk, then I'll answer.
54:44You should come see it.
54:46Uh, yeah.
54:47Yeah, I'd like that.
54:48Helped Tonya with the plans.
54:49Get it up to the standard that she deserves.
54:51Oh.
54:53Of course, if you wanted to, you can get me a karaoke machine as well.
54:57No, I'm all right with the kettle.
54:59Thanks.
54:59God loves a tryer, eh, Tonya?
55:06What was that?
55:10Just this old club.
55:11Makes random noises.
55:13Got a sec.
55:14Anybody there?
55:30Door wasn't closed, that's all.
55:39Oh, it's cool, this, isn't it?
55:40This broken family bonding thing.
55:44How often do you see Preston?
55:45Oh, hardly ever.
55:46Trains are so expensive, that's why.
55:48We should go see him.
55:49This weekend.
55:50I thought he wasn't returning your cold.
55:53He texted me yesterday.
55:54Agreed to meet.
55:55Oh, I'd love to see Preston, Mum.
55:58Oh, Mum, please, come on.
56:01Do you have any idea the cost of London hotels?
56:04I'll book an Airbnb.
56:06Don't overthink it, Nick.
56:08Oh, Mum, right.
56:09You, me, Dad, Preston.
56:14It'll be fun.
56:14What's next, Nick?
56:16Come on.
56:16Come on.
56:17Come on.
56:21Come on.
56:29Come on.