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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:31okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:47you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're
00:00:54coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl
00:00:59my coffee right right sorry
00:01:17oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:33I'm sorry no baby I'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad come here don't worry about that
00:01:47I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:51right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at her throwing
00:02:07herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her
00:02:12yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very
00:02:20experienced at grown-up things like making coffee or having sex
00:02:26oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:33oh you're a virgin
00:02:40oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five clinger right here
00:02:47Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic
00:02:54what I literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just
00:02:58chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you sleep with
00:03:03especially while you're on the medication oh my god
00:03:06what he it was just
00:03:09it was just
00:03:09it was just
00:03:09it was just
00:03:09it was just
00:03:09it was just
00:03:11sounds like she already did
00:03:14I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:34he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:38shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:43all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine
00:03:52pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on
00:03:54oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:57he
00:03:58a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam
00:04:07this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:10good morning miss tisdale
00:04:14it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:22don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty chat as it's your first
00:04:39right my first time
00:04:42miss tisdale is it
00:04:44yes nice to meet you dr. miller
00:04:46nice to meet me
00:04:47pretty sure we've met a couple times already
00:04:49grind me
00:04:50I mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:53oh no he remembers me
00:04:57so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:01yes
00:05:02that asshole
00:05:03yes
00:05:05I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:05:08if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right
00:05:11I mean I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:13I will use a condom
00:05:16I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all
00:05:19he's not good for you
00:05:20dr. miller I'm not sure that you're
00:05:22nurse can you grab me a spectrum please
00:05:23yes dr. miller
00:05:25I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:05:29I'm ready
00:05:30I think I'm ready
00:05:31Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole
00:05:35but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so
00:05:37you know what I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there
00:05:41let's get started with a breast exam
00:05:44breast exam
00:05:47breast exam
00:05:49if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor
00:05:52no it's I like it it's fine
00:05:53it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:00it's okay
00:06:05it's okay
00:06:09stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:06:11stop it
00:06:12stop
00:06:13my head's cold
00:06:14no they're perfect
00:06:15stop embarrassing yourself
00:06:19there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:22there are no abnormalities
00:06:26thank you luke
00:06:30dr. miller
00:06:32that wasn't so bad
00:06:34Sophie can you put your feet up in the stairs for me
00:06:37okay yes
00:06:42I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs
00:06:45but not performing a pap smear
00:06:47so I need you to relax for me
00:06:51all right
00:06:53you're doing good
00:06:54I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:06:59I'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:07:11you're gonna swab on your cervix
00:07:13I need you to relax for me
00:07:14so do you like younger women
00:07:20I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:25no my family donated
00:07:27to the clinic a couple years ago
00:07:30or a while ago actually
00:07:32so my great-grandfather's honor
00:07:34I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic
00:07:36oh
00:07:36duh
00:07:37now he thinks you think he's a creep
00:07:39amazing
00:07:40last thing
00:07:42I'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:07:43just to check on your internal organs
00:07:45all right
00:07:46relax for me
00:07:49you're doing good
00:07:49his finger's literally inside of me
00:07:52oh my gosh
00:07:53I think I just had an orgasm
00:08:02did he
00:08:04all right
00:08:07he's so noticed
00:08:09oh my god
00:08:10everything looks good
00:08:11no abnormalities
00:08:13all right
00:08:14we'll be right back
00:08:16is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:25I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:31all right so here's your brick
00:08:36should I bring it sooner to the cafe
00:08:43she's my patient
00:08:48Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:08:58you are so graphic
00:09:00speaking of sperm
00:09:04I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:06you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:09Luke
00:09:10are you serious
00:09:12you got a finger by the
00:09:14I don't talk to you
00:09:15buys coffee from you
00:09:16the Luke
00:09:17Sophie you're a freak
00:09:19so is he like
00:09:21good with his fingers or
00:09:23shut up everybody
00:09:25shit
00:09:26he's so sexy
00:09:27maybe I should schedule my pap smear
00:09:30don't worry
00:09:32okay
00:09:33tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:34okay Soph
00:09:35yes
00:09:36come on
00:09:37let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:39Mike
00:09:40I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:46why do I even care
00:09:50yo
00:09:55ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:09:58is that
00:09:58Sophie's boyfriend
00:10:00you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:06you're dating a nun
00:10:07she's never gonna let you smash
00:10:09I'm calling it
00:10:10dude
00:10:10she's low-key a slut
00:10:13I just can't prove it
00:10:16you will soon
00:10:16you're gonna film her
00:10:20dude
00:10:20you're sick
00:10:25what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:27a little bit of this
00:10:30and she's gonna go feral
00:10:32yeah that 1500 is mine
00:10:37just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:38don't get involved Luke
00:10:43you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:45hey
00:10:48hey
00:10:48you need to pay
00:10:50fuck my eyes
00:10:55what the fuck
00:10:55where's your fucking friend live
00:10:57before I call the cops
00:10:58K-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka Avenue
00:11:02apartment 2
00:11:03I need to get to Sophie
00:11:04the lady
00:11:12you're nervous
00:11:30why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:36you're nervous?
00:11:43I'm a little nervous
00:11:44hey
00:11:45don't be
00:11:46you don't make cherries I popped
00:11:48wait
00:11:53what?
00:11:55I'm sorry
00:11:56I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:58we're gonna have to wait
00:11:59I'm sorry Mike
00:11:59I can't do this
00:12:01are you kidding me?
00:12:05I'm sorry
00:12:06you're not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:08Mike
00:12:08why would you say something like that?
00:12:11I'm going home
00:12:12there it is
00:12:18there it is
00:12:19the hell you are
00:12:22not until
00:12:24I get something
00:12:26no
00:12:27no
00:12:27stop
00:12:31stop
00:12:33Mike
00:12:34who the fuck invited you?
00:12:46Dr. Miller
00:12:46hey Sophie
00:12:48hey
00:12:49hey
00:12:50hey
00:12:50hey
00:12:50hey
00:12:52Sophie
00:12:53hey
00:12:53hey
00:12:55hey can you hear me?
00:12:57did you take something?
00:12:58what's up grandpa?
00:12:59who the fuck invited
00:13:00listen up dumbass
00:13:05making her like you
00:13:06is the last good thing
00:13:07that will ever happen to you
00:13:07I go to an ivy league asshole
00:13:09if you want her you can have her
00:13:11I got plenty of pussy to choose from
00:13:12what?
00:13:14what's so funny?
00:13:15you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:16since who?
00:13:18you ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:19yeah
00:13:19I'm Dr. Luke Miller
00:13:23my family is the biggest donor to the university
00:13:25since
00:13:25ever
00:13:26that means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:28I'm dead
00:13:31you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:33wait
00:13:33wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:34wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:35wait
00:13:36no
00:13:36no
00:13:36no
00:13:36and you can let your buddy Jake know too
00:13:38no no no
00:13:39please
00:13:40can we talk about this
00:13:41it was just a joke
00:13:42oh you want to talk
00:13:42hey
00:13:47hey
00:13:49come on
00:13:49she's either really wasted or drugged
00:14:07either way it's not good
00:14:09you stole me from my date
00:14:17who gives you the right you asshole
00:14:20I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:27stop talking to me like you're my dad
00:14:29I don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:31so much did you have to drink
00:14:40I can drink however much I want
00:14:44and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:46just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:48doesn't mean you can tell me what to do Dr. Miller
00:14:50don't call me Dr. Miller
00:14:51tell me this
00:14:51why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:54if you're not even going to let me use it
00:14:55I was at the bar
00:15:00all right
00:15:02and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:04that he could take your virginity
00:15:07and record it
00:15:10wow
00:15:14I'm an idiot
00:15:17no you're not an idiot
00:15:20first
00:15:22I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:26to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam
00:15:29and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough
00:15:32I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole
00:15:35I waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:39sorry Soph
00:15:42Soph you want my virginity Luke
00:15:50you can have it
00:15:59someone clearly wants me
00:16:09are you
00:16:10hard right now
00:16:12that's so wrong
00:16:18you're drunk
00:16:19I'm taking you home
00:16:21what are you doing
00:16:24you're drunk
00:16:25I'm taking you home
00:16:25what
00:16:26no I can't go home
00:16:27my roommate's there
00:16:28I told her I was going to be at Mike's
00:16:30she's probably having sex
00:16:31because she's fuckable
00:16:32unlike me
00:16:33we're here
00:16:40here
00:16:41where is here
00:16:42my place
00:16:44you can stay here for the night
00:16:46wait until your roommate wakes up
00:16:48and answers the phone
00:16:49if you're comfortable
00:16:50I want to
00:16:51I mean
00:16:53I'm cool
00:16:54I'm cool with that
00:16:55but
00:16:57is your girlfriend going to be cool with that
00:16:59smooth
00:17:00Sophie
00:17:00who says I have a girlfriend
00:17:03you're in Dr. Miller's room
00:17:28the room you fantasized about
00:17:30doing terrible things in
00:17:31for the past year
00:17:32how do you afford to live here alone
00:17:45it's huge
00:17:46I don't like tight spaces
00:17:48not all tight spaces
00:17:51is he a tease
00:17:53or do I just need to bleach my mind
00:17:55come on let's get you cleaned up
00:17:58you'll feel better afterwards
00:17:59thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:01sorry I don't think I can unclasp my bra
00:18:07I'm happy
00:18:10you'll be I'll show you
00:18:11I'll show you
00:18:28I'll show you
00:18:28I'll show you
00:18:31You don't have to look away, Doc.
00:18:45You've seen way too much of me already.
00:18:50I just don't want to be disrespectful.
00:18:54You know, I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time.
00:18:57Wait, you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:04and draw them a bath in your $2 million home, Dr. Miller?
00:19:08No, Mrs. Dill.
00:19:12Then why me? I'm nothing special.
00:19:15You don't mess up my coffee order.
00:19:19You're kind to people.
00:19:22And you're beautiful.
00:19:27Who is that?
00:19:38Ah, this is my crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:19:40Um, you have to hide right now, all right?
00:19:45Come on.
00:19:47Luke?
00:19:49Are you home?
00:19:50Lukey?
00:19:56Come out, come out.
00:19:58Stop playing.
00:20:00I stole one of your pagers.
00:20:02I know you're not on call.
00:20:09Don't say a word.
00:20:10There's no way that thing's fitting inside of me, his ex, or anyone else.
00:20:14Are you seriously going to hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:20What the hell?
00:20:22She's a dean's daughter.
00:20:24We broke up forever ago, but she stalks my patients.
00:20:27She gets them kicked out of school.
00:20:28Then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:34What are you doing?
00:20:36You didn't answer my calls.
00:20:38I'm sleeping.
00:20:40Why don't I join you?
00:20:42No.
00:20:44I can think of a million things I'd rather do.
00:20:49Like what, baby?
00:20:51Like the thing that I do with the ice cubes?
00:20:54Ice cubes?
00:20:55What ice cubes?
00:20:56Like call the cops.
00:20:58Do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:00Your father begged me to not go through with it.
00:21:02Come on, Lukey.
00:21:04You know you love screwing me.
00:21:11I have someone new in my life.
00:21:14Someone new?
00:21:16Who the fuck is she?
00:21:19I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of my room.
00:21:22And if you're still here, I'm going to call the cops.
00:21:24And I'm going to call the dean.
00:21:25And I'm going to let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager.
00:21:29Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:30No.
00:21:30You can't.
00:21:32One.
00:21:35Two.
00:21:35Fine.
00:21:36Fine.
00:21:37Now, I'm leaving your loss.
00:21:50Oh, my God, Lu.
00:21:51Holy shit.
00:22:07You smell like booze.
00:22:09I sobered up, I swear.
00:22:12What's with the ice cubes?
00:22:15I prefer no ice cubes.
00:22:21You won't move on from me, Lungus.
00:22:28You'll come back to me after I take care of that little distraction.
00:22:47My virginity?
00:22:48Yep.
00:22:51Still intact.
00:22:55Fuck my life.
00:22:57Language, Miss Tisdale.
00:22:58Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:02I'm here to tend to your massive hangover.
00:23:05Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night.
00:23:08What would you have me do?
00:23:10Don't say it.
00:23:10Don't say it.
00:23:12You could join me.
00:23:12Sophie, you're 21 years old.
00:23:27Luke, that is three years past legal.
00:23:30There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:33What's your problem?
00:23:33I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:55But?
00:23:55I've done a lot of things, Sophie.
00:23:59You're my patient for one.
00:24:01In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:03I'm graduating this year.
00:24:06Second?
00:24:09You're a virgin.
00:24:12Ouch.
00:24:13I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:15You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:28But you're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:33I don't make both.
00:24:35I'm not going to call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:39I'm not that guy.
00:24:40Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:47I'm a big girl.
00:24:48I can handle myself.
00:24:52Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:54I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:02Someone's jealous.
00:25:05Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus.
00:25:07It's to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:10Because it's cheap.
00:25:24Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:27When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:31You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:36So do it.
00:25:37I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:44Ready?
00:25:50What's that?
00:25:51That's your doctor.
00:25:52I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:25:59Sorry, son.
00:26:02Are you kidding me?
00:26:03Are you kidding me?
00:26:03Can I, uh, can I get a...
00:26:12Continue.
00:26:12You're killing me.
00:26:13So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick, and you're still...
00:26:18A virgin?
00:26:19Yeah.
00:26:20I threw every proposition in the book at him, and he just didn't want this.
00:26:26Can you wait?
00:26:29Oh my god.
00:26:30Sophie, no 36-year-old man...
00:26:33I like to say shit, by the way.
00:26:34...is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:38He respects you, dummy.
00:26:40Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:42I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy.
00:26:46All the things I'm not.
00:26:47You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:51A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:53And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:55Watch.
00:26:58Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:00No, can you just...
00:27:01Order?
00:27:01I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:20But a janitor makes a lot more sense.
00:27:24Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:29What do you want?
00:27:30I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:36I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:41Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:43He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:45Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller,
00:27:49knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:53Can you believe it?
00:27:55Sophie's evil.
00:27:56First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:27:59You're a slut.
00:28:01Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:03Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive, and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:13Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:14Of course he was never yours.
00:28:19Sophie!
00:28:19Sophie!
00:28:20You can have him!
00:28:21You didn't have to hurt my baby!
00:28:23I didn't do this, I swear.
00:28:24I would never.
00:28:25What's going on?
00:28:26Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:29No, I didn't.
00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:32Hey!
00:28:33That's the dean's daughter.
00:28:34Sophie?
00:28:35I'm calling the police.
00:28:36No, I would never do this.
00:28:37Please!
00:28:38You know I would never do this, please!
00:28:40She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:42We need a medic, too.
00:28:44I'm a doctor.
00:28:50I'm a doctor.
00:28:51No, no, no, no.
00:28:52I'm fine.
00:28:53I'll just be going.
00:28:54We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:28:56I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:11Yeah, it will be no trouble at all.
00:29:16Let's go.
00:29:18We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:21Never seen him look so angry.
00:29:24Angry.
00:29:25Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:30Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:33It was for a friend.
00:29:35You liar, I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:38Let me go.
00:29:39I don't want to press charges.
00:29:42Just a moment.
00:29:54Oh my god, you're crazy. You're actually crazy.
00:29:58Luke, please, I can explain. She's not right for you.
00:30:04Breaking into my house, stealing my pager, that's normal for you, Gina, I get it.
00:30:09But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:16Officer, I want her involuntarily committed.
00:30:20She's a danger to herself and people around her.
00:30:22I'll sign the warrant myself.
00:30:25Stop, Luke. This isn't you.
00:30:28You are just being taken advantage of.
00:30:31She's nothing.
00:30:32A cheap, broke, campus whore.
00:30:36You're better than this, Luke.
00:30:38Officer, take her away.
00:30:43Let's go.
00:30:45You bitch! You don't deserve him.
00:30:48Let's go.
00:30:48I knew she was psycho.
00:30:53You couldn't even hurt Flay, even if someone paid you to.
00:30:56Thanks, Ev.
00:30:57Sophie, I'm sorry. I should never have taken her word over yours.
00:31:01Take the day.
00:31:02If someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac pissy.
00:31:24You came just to save me?
00:31:25Of course I did.
00:31:34I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:41I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:47Sophie, I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:50Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you.
00:31:52I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think.
00:31:57I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:01What do you mean?
00:32:01I mean, you reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:10What do you see in me?
00:32:13Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:16Entertainment? Sophie, if you were to just entertain me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:22You're just young.
00:32:24I mean, I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:31Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:43What do you want?
00:32:48You.
00:32:51Take me seriously.
00:32:54And get in the car.
00:32:57What?
00:32:57To where?
00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:02What?
00:33:03Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:24I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:33We're doing both.
00:33:35My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home.
00:33:40Your vacation home?
00:33:42As in you have multiple?
00:33:44Wow.
00:33:46Mr. Miller, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:49And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:33:57Luke, you're not just rich.
00:33:58You're like old money.
00:34:00What the hell?
00:34:02Look, I didn't say it because I don't want to stress out.
00:34:04The truth is, yes.
00:34:06My family's rich.
00:34:08But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:10We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:12And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:28Is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:34Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:36I'm not.
00:34:42Hang on.
00:34:43What even am I to Luke?
00:34:50Mother.
00:34:52This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:57Girlfriend?
00:34:57No way.
00:34:59Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:35:00Manners.
00:35:02Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:06Girlfriend?
00:35:09What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:12Gina?
00:35:14The Dean's daughter?
00:35:15The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:18Ouch.
00:35:20Mother, again,
00:35:22if I just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:23and my date to the gala,
00:35:26if I have to remind you to an importance in my life again,
00:35:28I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:30Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:32to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:33Oh, f*** you, ungrateful child.
00:35:40If you'll excuse us,
00:35:41we need to get ready.
00:35:43Oh, before we go,
00:35:44which room do you keep to Vinci's Dior and Versace?
00:35:46She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:49Fourth floor, third door on your view.
00:35:53Thank you, Mother.
00:35:55It's good to see you.
00:35:55That was the hottest thing
00:36:02anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:12Your brother has lost it.
00:36:14Get down here and handle
00:36:15this new, trashy arm candy.
00:36:17Is your mom always so...
00:36:29Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:33That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:36But
00:36:36the charity gala
00:36:38raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:36:40so
00:36:40I come back every year.
00:36:42You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:44It's sweet.
00:36:44I do.
00:36:46Plus, the other perk is
00:36:47I can spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:50What does that mean?
00:37:01Luke, you did not.
00:37:08Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:10I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:12That's done.
00:37:12I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:15You said you want all of them.
00:37:17They're yours.
00:37:2480.
00:37:25I can't accept this.
00:37:26This is like my whole college tuition in this room.
00:37:29Well, I didn't offer you
00:37:30a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:31that pissed you off.
00:37:34Why do you like me?
00:37:36I'm just a college student,
00:37:37and you're...
00:37:38you.
00:37:39Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:42Your culture,
00:37:43your parents host charity events.
00:37:46You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:47I do my laundry in a coin-operated machine
00:37:50that I share with, like,
00:37:51a hundred other students.
00:37:52It's not too late
00:37:53to not associate with me.
00:37:54Of course, it's too late.
00:38:11I'm already falling for you.
00:38:12Then why don't you go all the way with me?
00:38:20Because I want it to be right.
00:38:23I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:25and think of me as the old guy
00:38:26who took advantage of you.
00:38:29But take it slow.
00:38:30even though
00:38:35there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:39than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:41Really?
00:38:48Really.
00:38:49Really.
00:38:49Come back here.
00:39:13I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:15Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:21You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:32Just making sure you know
00:39:33what you're missing out on.
00:39:35Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:36You know,
00:39:44I'm going to get you back for this.
00:39:54Whatever you say, doc.
00:40:03That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:06He dumps my best friend?
00:40:08The gala is tonight
00:40:10and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:12the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:15not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:19Luke's an idiot
00:40:20for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:24Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:26I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:27just long enough for him to realize
00:40:29that he's made a mistake.
00:40:30Mm-hmm.
00:40:31That's my girl.
00:40:32Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:38I promise you,
00:40:39you're going to be the most beautiful person
00:40:41at the gala tonight.
00:40:56Holy shit.
00:40:57It's not about being pretty.
00:41:06I just...
00:41:07I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:09in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:11I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:14Wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:15if we just met up at, like,
00:41:16a bowling alley
00:41:17and donated the party expenses?
00:41:18You're so refreshing.
00:41:24You ready?
00:41:42Wow.
00:41:43She's an ugly vagina.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:45You never said your brother's job was so pretty.
00:41:48Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:50Shut up.
00:41:51There was a $2.5 billion inheritance
00:41:53down the drain.
00:41:53If my brother raises nobody,
00:41:55it's that of Gina.
00:42:03I'd like to thank you all
00:42:04for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity event.
00:42:07This is a great opportunity
00:42:08for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:10Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale,
00:42:13are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:16Cheers.
00:42:21Girlfriend?
00:42:22Not for long.
00:42:23Come on.
00:42:36Good evening, everyone.
00:42:38Thank you so much for being here
00:42:41at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:45Our first item.
00:42:49An all-expense-paid trip
00:42:51to Bora Bora
00:42:53with its amazing, iconic,
00:42:56volcanic views.
00:42:58Starting big.
00:43:00$5,000.
00:43:01$5,000.
00:43:03Now $6.
00:43:03$20 to $6.
00:43:04Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:06That's pretty good.
00:43:06Can't I get you?
00:43:09You need to come quick.
00:43:10My wife's having allergic reaction.
00:43:12You need to be OK?
00:43:13Go.
00:43:14Let's go.
00:43:23What is it?
00:43:24My throat.
00:43:26Oh, you're not?
00:43:28Breathe.
00:43:28Oh, you're not?
00:43:34Sold.
00:43:35Number 12.
00:43:36$7,000.
00:43:37All-expense-paid trip
00:43:38to Bora Bora.
00:43:39Give him a round of applause.
00:43:40Congratulations.
00:43:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:42Actually, we have one more item
00:43:44up for grabs.
00:43:46Miss Tisdale,
00:43:47a gorgeous student,
00:43:48has graciously offered herself up
00:43:50for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:52Now, according to Miss Tisdale,
00:43:55she has a great personality
00:43:56and an even better mouth.
00:43:59What a hussy.
00:44:01Auctioning a blowjob?
00:44:03I hope Dr. Miller knows
00:44:04what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:07I mean, the poor guy
00:44:07is tending to a patient.
00:44:08I knew that you were
00:44:10too classless with this family.
00:44:13Poor Lukey.
00:44:14She hasn't fooled.
00:44:16Trailer trash skank.
00:44:18Who let her kind in here?
00:44:20I wouldn't do that.
00:44:21I would never.
00:44:23I have $1,000
00:44:23for a night with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:26Really, Sophie?
00:44:27No one wants you for $1,000?
00:44:29Whew.
00:44:30All right.
00:44:31$500?
00:44:33All right.
00:44:34$500 for the poor girl.
00:44:37She's got student loans.
00:44:39Whatever that means.
00:44:41Where's Luke?
00:44:46Three?
00:44:46I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:51No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:53What do you mean?
00:44:54I recognize you.
00:44:55You're one of my sister's
00:44:56shithead friends.
00:44:57What the hell is going on here?
00:44:58Hey, your sister's
00:44:58doing you a favor, bro.
00:45:00Patrick, get out of my way.
00:45:02Why lower your standards?
00:45:03We're millionaires.
00:45:05She might be a good fuck,
00:45:06but that's how she'll ever be, man.
00:45:07You can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:14when you can live a day
00:45:15without your daddy's money.
00:45:17Motherfucker.
00:45:19$450.
00:45:22$400?
00:45:25Oh, all right.
00:45:27I mean, look.
00:45:29I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:31Poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:33outside the bedroom.
00:45:34Well, I'll help the young lady, then.
00:45:38Maybe we could have
00:45:39some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:43Sold!
00:45:43Sold for $400.
00:45:46Wow, Sophie.
00:45:48Looks like people really aren't
00:45:49in the market for used goods.
00:46:00Used goods?
00:46:01That's rude, Serena.
00:46:02After you being the person
00:46:04that's had five abortions
00:46:05in the last year.
00:46:06Lukey, watch your mouth right now!
00:46:09What was that you're saying
00:46:11about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:19You idiot!
00:46:20Get off the stage.
00:46:21We're leaving.
00:46:22Mom, he's embarrassing me.
00:46:24You're humiliating me
00:46:26in front of my friends,
00:46:27you hussy.
00:46:28No need, my dear.
00:46:29Our circle of elite friends
00:46:32can no longer be seen
00:46:33with the likes of you
00:46:34after all of this.
00:46:36No.
00:46:38But, but, no!
00:46:41No!
00:46:42Young man,
00:46:43that information you gave
00:46:45is illegal!
00:46:47You're a doctor!
00:46:48Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:50You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:52Aren't you a little occupied
00:46:53with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:54How's she recovering
00:46:55from her boob job?
00:46:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:02No, no, no, no, no.
00:47:04Stephanie?
00:47:04I'm not me!
00:47:05The lady!
00:47:13I'm gonna sue you
00:47:14for everything you've got!
00:47:16You can't.
00:47:17You see, yes,
00:47:18my family might own
00:47:19the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:21but I practice
00:47:22under the university,
00:47:23so you can't touch me.
00:47:24So,
00:47:25unless you all want me
00:47:26to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:27I suggest you cut
00:47:28very generous checks
00:47:29to the charity
00:47:30and then get the fuck
00:47:31out of my house.
00:47:34Let's go.
00:47:35Get to writing.
00:47:37Let's go.
00:47:38Everybody out.
00:47:46Get these assholes go.
00:47:47You didn't have to ruin
00:47:49your charity event for me.
00:47:50I would have been okay.
00:47:51I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:53No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:55Plus, I think we made more
00:47:56in donations tonight
00:47:57than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:59Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:02You all right?
00:48:02What are you looking for?
00:48:19I paid for all the booze,
00:48:20so I figure how the night went,
00:48:24I might as well be
00:48:25your personal bartender.
00:48:26Right.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:31Make me
00:48:32an appletini.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Seriously?
00:48:39All right, so
00:48:40vodka, lemon,
00:48:42and apple liqueur.
00:48:44Can we just
00:48:44choose something easier?
00:48:46You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:51Move.
00:48:56Can you open that?
00:49:02All right.
00:49:04Let's just
00:49:04make it simple.
00:49:06Body shots.
00:49:09I've never done that before.
00:49:12Seriously?
00:49:13What do you mean?
00:49:14You're like so old.
00:49:15I was trying to get
00:49:16into school.
00:49:17I didn't have time to
00:49:18do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little girls
00:49:20like you.
00:49:21He just said you're hot.
00:49:23Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:24Okay, well,
00:49:25I'll teach you.
00:49:37Holy shit.
00:49:37Holy shit.
00:49:55All right.
00:49:59I got the hang of that.
00:50:01Now it's your turn,
00:50:02Miss Tisno.
00:50:03Now or never, Sophie.
00:50:04Go for it.
00:50:04New rule.
00:50:05You can't choose
00:50:06the same place twice.
00:50:07Is that so?
00:50:10Then
00:50:10where are you
00:50:12going to lick me?
00:50:12Shame, shame, shame.
00:50:23You're trying to play
00:50:24with my emotion.
00:50:26Blame, blame.
00:50:27Only you feel
00:50:28like a devotion.
00:50:30How'd you ever think
00:50:31you could pull this shit?
00:50:33Think you could get
00:50:34away with it?
00:50:35Be careful what you get
00:50:37cause you don't know
00:50:38what you might get.
00:50:48I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:50You drove me
00:50:51fucking wild.
00:50:53Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:55God, I'm an idiot.
00:51:05Wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I went too far.
00:51:07I'm sorry.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:10Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:12I'm telling you
00:51:12that I'm ready.
00:51:14I want to do this
00:51:15with you.
00:51:15Lose my virginity.
00:51:17Sophie.
00:51:19Don't
00:51:20Sophie me.
00:51:20That's so patronizing.
00:51:24Okay, I'm trying,
00:51:26but I'm going to be
00:51:27the person responsible
00:51:28if you get hurt.
00:51:29I don't want to be
00:51:30the guy that, you know,
00:51:31leads to you
00:51:32ruining your life.
00:51:33I'm terrified of that.
00:51:34It's this that hurts me,
00:51:35what you're doing right now
00:51:36rejecting me.
00:51:37What would be so terrible
00:51:39about us being together?
00:51:41Being together.
00:51:41Sophie,
00:51:42did you see
00:51:43what happened here today?
00:51:46I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:48My ex-girlfriend
00:51:48is batshit crazy.
00:51:50Of course,
00:51:52I want to be with you.
00:51:54But am I right for you?
00:51:56And you really want
00:51:56to take on this baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin,
00:51:59but this whole
00:52:00it's not you,
00:52:01it's me thing
00:52:01is really freshman year.
00:52:07Sophie,
00:52:08where are you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab
00:52:10and going back to campus.
00:52:11I can't deal with your
00:52:12hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:14You think you're doing me
00:52:15this favor,
00:52:15but really,
00:52:16you're just reminding me
00:52:17of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:20Don't follow me.
00:52:27Damn it.
00:52:34I guess I'm the
00:52:35first girl in the world
00:52:37to be on birth control
00:52:38and not even get laid.
00:52:39What's the point
00:52:53in talking to me now?
00:52:54You've rejected me
00:52:55thrice.
00:52:59Is that your boyfriend
00:53:00you're ignoring?
00:53:01Nope.
00:53:03Boyfriends have sex
00:53:04with their girlfriends.
00:53:04So I've got
00:53:06the hottest girl
00:53:06in the bar.
00:53:08All to myself.
00:53:12What?
00:53:13You heard me.
00:53:15Hottest lady
00:53:15I've ever seen
00:53:16at this school.
00:53:19Seriously?
00:53:20You're into this?
00:53:22Like,
00:53:23you might want
00:53:23to like hook up?
00:53:24Hell yeah,
00:53:25I would.
00:53:26Maybe we can start
00:53:27with a kiss.
00:53:28Wow.
00:53:29I'm not unfuckable
00:53:30after all.
00:53:31Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:33I was beginning
00:53:33to think nobody
00:53:34would take my virginity.
00:53:37Pause.
00:53:39What did you just say?
00:53:44I'm a virgin?
00:53:46Oh, no.
00:53:48She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:49Aw, cute.
00:53:51Excuse me?
00:53:52Too much work.
00:53:54You're probably
00:53:54super clingy, too.
00:53:55You should just go back
00:53:56to your dorm, sweetie.
00:54:00Sweetie?
00:54:00I'm a senior.
00:54:01That's even sadder.
00:54:05You were just into me.
00:54:06Why are you treating me
00:54:07like I'm gum
00:54:08stuck to your shoe?
00:54:09You're obviously
00:54:10a nice girl.
00:54:11But I'm looking
00:54:12for a fun time.
00:54:13You know?
00:54:14You're gonna get feels
00:54:15and it's gonna get messy.
00:54:18And...
00:54:18bleh.
00:54:20Sorry.
00:54:21What?
00:54:23I'm black.
00:54:25I'm in this
00:54:31$80,000 dress
00:54:33and I can't even get
00:54:34a stupid horny
00:54:36trap guy
00:54:36to get with me.
00:54:39He would probably
00:54:39fuck anything
00:54:40except for me,
00:54:41apparently.
00:54:44Oh, and Luke.
00:54:45Of course, Luke,
00:54:46on the other hand,
00:54:47he's had his hands
00:54:48literally inside of me
00:54:49and I guess he was
00:54:50just so repulsed
00:54:51that he wouldn't
00:54:52need to see more.
00:54:53You know what?
00:55:02Sophie, where the hell
00:55:03you been?
00:55:04I'm at the hospital
00:55:04right now, bro.
00:55:05Oh, look at me.
00:55:06I'm a fancy
00:55:07Ivy League doctor
00:55:08and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:10and I just love
00:55:11to leave girls on
00:55:12with the orgasm
00:55:13pap smear two
00:55:14for one.
00:55:17Say something, asshole.
00:55:20Can I come get you
00:55:20right now, please?
00:55:21So you can what?
00:55:22Not have sex?
00:55:24Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:25I think I'll stay right here
00:55:25where the guys at least
00:55:26have, I don't know,
00:55:27the decency
00:55:28to not lead me on.
00:55:30Guys, what guys?
00:55:31Did someone do something
00:55:32to you?
00:55:32Of course not.
00:55:34They said I was too messy.
00:55:36Too messy
00:55:37and too much
00:55:38and I guess
00:55:39that means
00:55:39you get a second chance.
00:55:42You either fuck me
00:55:43or you lose me.
00:55:46I think I'm gonna
00:55:47pass out.
00:55:48I'm coming to get you.
00:55:49Keep the phone on you,
00:55:50alright?
00:56:02Sophie.
00:56:03Sophie.
00:56:04Hey, wake up.
00:56:08I got you.
00:56:11Come on.
00:56:26Is she?
00:56:31She's fine.
00:56:32She's...
00:56:33Bottle of water
00:56:34and two of these
00:56:35in the morning.
00:56:36I don't know
00:56:37what she drank
00:56:37but whatever it is
00:56:38is gonna hit her hard.
00:56:42Sophie,
00:56:42you're gonna be
00:56:42the death of me.
00:57:02Rise and shine,
00:57:04party animal.
00:57:06You have a lot
00:57:07to tell me.
00:57:11You feel like shit.
00:57:13You look like shit.
00:57:14But like,
00:57:15a million bucks.
00:57:17So is this a gift
00:57:18from Luke or...
00:57:19Everly,
00:57:19the only thing
00:57:20that is gonna make
00:57:21this vodka,
00:57:22tequila hangover
00:57:23worse
00:57:23is hearing his name.
00:57:25He led me on
00:57:26and then left me
00:57:27for Ted.
00:57:28But Luke
00:57:29brought you back
00:57:30to the...
00:57:30Ev,
00:57:30I don't wanna hear it.
00:57:31I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:35I guess I'm just
00:57:37too much work
00:57:38as a virgin.
00:57:39So I've decided
00:57:41I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:45Huh?
00:57:46Well, virginity's like
00:57:47a whole construct, right?
00:57:49People,
00:57:50guys aren't gonna stop
00:57:51treating me like a baby
00:57:52unless I stop acting like one
00:57:54and looking like one.
00:57:56I need you
00:57:59to help me look slutty.
00:58:06No way,
00:58:07I'm not gonna do that.
00:58:08You're not gonna
00:58:08help me look sexy?
00:58:09Why not?
00:58:10Soph,
00:58:10you are sexy.
00:58:12I'm not slutty sexy.
00:58:14Guys,
00:58:14don't go for that.
00:58:15I look like a
00:58:17nun librarian.
00:58:18I'm giving off
00:58:19don't fuck,
00:58:20snooze fest,
00:58:21boring.
00:58:23Soph,
00:58:23as your best friend,
00:58:24I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:25that you don't have to
00:58:26change yourself
00:58:26for the right guy.
00:58:27The thing is,
00:58:28Mr. Right
00:58:28isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:34Burn me up.
00:58:51Perfect.
00:58:55Isn't that that one
00:59:14dorky barista chick?
00:59:15There's no way.
00:59:17That girl's off.
00:59:18It is.
00:59:20That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:21Dude,
00:59:23the makeover's
00:59:23actually working.
00:59:24Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:26Good.
00:59:26I hope the news
00:59:27gets back to Luke.
00:59:28I mean more.
00:59:29Hmm.
00:59:35Oh,
00:59:35there he is.
00:59:36Are you gonna say something?
00:59:40Holy shit,
00:59:42Sophie.
00:59:43No,
00:59:43I'm just gonna make you
00:59:44regret everything.
00:59:45Hmm.
00:59:45Thanks,
00:59:53babe.
00:59:53It's all beautiful.
01:00:03And what can I get
01:00:04for you,
01:00:05handsome?
01:00:05A latte would be nice,
01:00:07but, uh,
01:00:07I like what you're giving me
01:00:08right now.
01:00:09I take all kinds of tips.
01:00:11What the hell's going on here?
01:00:12Stop interrupting,
01:00:13grandpa.
01:00:13What the fuck
01:00:14did you just say?
01:00:15One latte.
01:00:16Coming right up.
01:00:19And what can I get
01:00:20for you,
01:00:21doctor?
01:00:22Sophie,
01:00:22what is this?
01:00:23You're dressed different,
01:00:24you're acting different,
01:00:24I don't get it.
01:00:27Whoops.
01:00:27Let me get that for you.
01:00:35Did you want a coffee?
01:00:37The ab shining
01:00:37is on the house.
01:00:39Sophie,
01:00:40I don't,
01:00:40is this like a punishment?
01:00:41I mean,
01:00:41if it is,
01:00:42I get it,
01:00:42but tell yourself
01:00:43what other guys,
01:00:44it's not you.
01:00:44That's really not up
01:00:45to you anymore,
01:00:46Dr. Miller.
01:00:47I gave you a chance.
01:00:49And besides,
01:00:50there's someone out there
01:00:50who wants me
01:00:51and isn't going to
01:00:51embarrass me in the process.
01:00:53Hey, uh,
01:00:54we're throwing
01:00:55a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:56They don't land fair.
01:00:58You should come.
01:00:59She's got plans.
01:01:01Actually,
01:01:02I don't.
01:01:03My first frat party invite?
01:01:05Wow,
01:01:06this whole hot girl act
01:01:07is actually working.
01:01:09You should bring your home,
01:01:10girl.
01:01:10The guy's going to love you.
01:01:12I will.
01:01:12See you tonight.
01:01:15You're not going to bed.
01:01:17Newsflash.
01:01:17You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:19You could have been,
01:01:19but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:21That's not true.
01:01:21Actually,
01:01:22I have to go plan
01:01:23my outfit for tonight.
01:01:24My very sexy,
01:01:25very booby outfit.
01:01:30Sophie,
01:01:30I'm not going to let you
01:01:31throw your life away
01:01:31just because of me,
01:01:32all right?
01:01:33If I'm going to
01:01:33this fucking frat party
01:01:34at 36 years old,
01:01:35I will.
01:01:35What could you
01:01:39have possibly
01:01:40been in that?
01:01:42Oh,
01:01:42that was
01:01:42sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:44Yeah,
01:01:45I think I still
01:01:45have the ears somewhere.
01:01:46Ew,
01:01:47that doesn't even
01:01:47sound right.
01:01:49I just found
01:01:50the perfect outfit
01:01:52to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:55Everly,
01:01:55not funny.
01:01:56Imagine being
01:01:57old-ass Luke
01:01:58stuck at the stupid hospital
01:01:59and he gets a text
01:02:00from you
01:02:01and this.
01:02:02If he hasn't
01:02:03jumped off a bridge,
01:02:03he definitely will.
01:02:05How pathetic
01:02:05is it that I'm
01:02:06playing mind games
01:02:07with a guy
01:02:07that I haven't even
01:02:08gone to second base with?
01:02:09Hey,
01:02:10whatever helps you
01:02:10get over him,
01:02:11okay?
01:02:15We have push-up bra
01:02:16or pink?
01:02:18Red.
01:02:30Get in,
01:02:32get Sophie safe,
01:02:33get out.
01:02:35Sophie's the only
01:02:35person I'm doing
01:02:36this for.
01:02:38Sick costume,
01:02:39bro.
01:02:41Right.
01:02:44God,
01:02:45I have at least
01:02:46three chicks
01:02:47with you to get in,
01:02:48man.
01:02:49Sorry.
01:02:51Rules.
01:02:51Idiot.
01:03:04I have to get to her.
01:03:05Where is she?
01:03:09Stop being shy.
01:03:10You look hot.
01:03:14See?
01:03:17Wait,
01:03:17hand me your phone.
01:03:18Why?
01:03:21Because I'm
01:03:25taking a 0.5
01:03:27and
01:03:28sending it to Luke.
01:03:31No.
01:03:32Yes!
01:03:38I gotta have her.
01:03:40I have to get to her.
01:03:41Where is she?
01:03:41Popping bottles
01:03:42with the models
01:03:43Get like me
01:03:44My wrists don't close
01:03:45Never missing any meals
01:03:46I feel like Lebron
01:03:47Cause I get the ring
01:03:49If you're bad
01:03:49And you know it
01:03:50You're my great twin
01:03:51I need to be so drunk
01:03:52to predict what you just think.
01:03:54He opened it
01:03:55immediately.
01:03:56He's so whipped.
01:03:58Welcome to the party.
01:04:02I need to be so drunk
01:04:04to predict what you just think.
01:04:05He opened it immediately.
01:04:07He's so whipped.
01:04:09Welcome to the party.
01:04:10See what happened to Alex.
01:04:15Woo!
01:04:19Hell yeah!
01:04:20What?
01:04:20Looks a little something like this
01:04:22Looks a little bit like I can't miss
01:04:24Ay
01:04:24This is what you pop
01:04:25It's just
01:04:33not the same
01:04:34when it's not him.
01:04:35Sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi, sobhi.
01:04:44Woo!
01:04:46Yeah!
01:04:48Woo!
01:04:50Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:56Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:05:00Woo!
01:05:02Yeah! Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:08Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:14You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:16Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:18That's a lie.
01:05:20You talk?
01:05:24Come on, Sophie! Let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:26I'm coming. My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:30Actually, I'll join.
01:05:32What? No.
01:05:34The elevator!
01:05:42Who's going first?
01:05:44I'll spin.
01:05:46Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:48I hope it lands on me.
01:05:50He seems experienced.
01:06:02Fuck.
01:06:04Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:08Rules of rule.
01:06:10As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:12You can't talk like adults.
01:06:14Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:16You know, you dress like this.
01:06:18I just want to fuck you right here.
01:06:20I just want to fuck you right here.
01:06:26Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:28Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:32You know, you dress like this.
01:06:34I just want to fuck you right here.
01:06:36Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:38Can we fuck you right here?
01:06:40Can we fuck you right here?
01:06:42Can we fuck you right here?
01:06:44Can we fuck you right here?
01:06:46How about another Belly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:48How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:03What?
01:07:31What?
01:07:33Time's up.
01:07:34What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:37I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:40Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:44So, how was it?
01:07:50Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:53I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:54So, how was it?
01:07:59Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:01I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:03Sophie.
01:08:04Fuck.
01:08:05Me?
01:08:06Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:07You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:08Come on, Noah.
01:08:09Okay.
01:08:10So...
01:08:11Me?
01:08:12Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:13You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:16Come on, Noah.
01:08:17me me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke come on Noah
01:08:27okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so
01:08:43warning you you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the
01:08:51rumors everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess Derek says that you put your
01:08:56legs behind your head I don't even know a Derek I'm sorry Noah but neither you
01:09:03nor me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so screwed everyone in the frat
01:09:09knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one they're gonna kill me no they're
01:09:13gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna make fun of me to death
01:09:17wait I'll help you how it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin
01:09:34call me that till I freaking graduate we don't have time just come here you can
01:09:41tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no I'm just trying to make
01:09:47someone jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care just as
01:09:51long as Luke overhears
01:09:55I owe you
01:09:59Noah are you in there oh yeah it's getting crazy in there oh yeah
01:10:11all right that's enough
01:10:12Sophie if you open the damn door
01:10:17okay ready it's working
01:10:20oh you really want to piss him off
01:10:25he deserves it
01:10:26what's the problem doctor the fuck were you doing in the middle of him well
01:10:46first stands up his pants and then I saw his cock
01:11:01liar you don't know that
01:11:10you know you belong to me
01:11:15prove it
01:11:17yo
01:11:37why are you tripping baby you know
01:11:40get out
01:11:44I need this off
01:11:52I don't want to
01:11:54me too
01:11:57what don't tell me you're changing your mind no no I'm not changing my mind I'm just kicking myself
01:12:20I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long you fucking idiot
01:12:27you are
01:12:29you
01:12:51us you better take that
01:12:52someone better be dying
01:12:53What's it, code blue?
01:12:56They are.
01:13:00I'm sorry, Sophie, I have to go.
01:13:06I've been burned too many times.
01:13:08Are we ever going to do this, Sophie?
01:13:13Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:13:16I promise we're going to do this.
01:13:18We are.
01:13:20But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:24You deserve better than that.
01:13:26Better how?
01:13:29You have a passport, right?
01:13:33Sexy underwear?
01:13:34Jack.
01:13:35A jacket?
01:13:37Jack.
01:13:37A bikini.
01:13:39Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:40He didn't tell me.
01:13:44Crap, he's here.
01:13:47Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:48Oh my God.
01:13:53No way.
01:13:56This man's insane.
01:13:58He's actually psycho.
01:14:00On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:14:04Good luck, soldier.
01:14:08Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:14:10He's hot.
01:14:11Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:14:14It's finally happening.
01:14:15You look incredible.
01:14:42You said airport fit.
01:14:44I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:52This is so psychotic.
01:14:54Am I really worth all this?
01:14:58It's the first times.
01:14:59Are we flying domestically or internationally today, sir?
01:15:06International.
01:15:17Look, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:21I'm sorry.
01:15:22I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:24You ready?
01:15:30A croissant?
01:15:32You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:35It's a hint.
01:15:37Go look at the view.
01:15:38You'll know where we are.
01:15:46Are you crazy?
01:15:48You took me to Paris?
01:15:49Are you serious?
01:15:58Whoa.
01:15:58Whoa, whoa.
01:16:00I set up an appointment at Chanel and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:16:05Look.
01:16:12You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:16:14I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:19I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:21Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:39It's finally happening.
01:16:41Finally.
01:16:42I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:17:06You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:17:11Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:17:16Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:24She's all yours?
01:17:26Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:32Yes.
01:17:33We performed a routine analysis of your year and sample.
01:17:37I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:39We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:44Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:46I'm sorry?
01:17:49Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:53I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:54I'm so sorry.
01:18:02I don't know how this happened.
01:18:04I was trying to be safe.
01:18:07Wow.
01:18:08What do you think the odds are?
01:18:10Like 1.6 in 100?
01:18:13You'd probably hate me.
01:18:16As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:19Graduations in a month and, I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:33Sophie, I'm all in.
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