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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race, this week is a double feature.
00:09Snatch game and design.
00:11I definitely think I'm going to add more, more, more.
00:14I'm going to fight for my country.
00:16Even the spirits are confused with that one.
00:19Maya Fox, Van Gogh, congratulations.
00:24You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
00:26Holy shit.
00:28Caramel, Chante you say.
00:30Star doll, sashay away.
00:38Pitch.
00:39Star is gone.
00:40I feel a little responsible and a little guilty, but also a little like, ooh.
00:46At least you're not coming back in the workroom, you're going to be mad at me.
00:49I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:51I don't deserve to be here, but I look so pussy.
00:56Just know I will always be a star.
00:59P.S.
01:00Van, you owe me, sis.
01:03I'm her buddy.
01:04Go.
01:05I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync, a lot of anger, a lot of heartbreak for
01:10Star.
01:10I'm like definitely in my feels right now, and I need to let some things out.
01:15Wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:16No, Keisha, no shade.
01:19I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
01:20I'm surprised by that twist.
01:22It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel, like you did better in the challenge
01:27for sure.
01:28I looked at the competition overall, and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
01:33Ultimately, I choose to save Velma, and this is a strategic move.
01:36I have to be honest.
01:37Who's going to be able to help me long term?
01:40And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:42I'm a little pissed off.
01:43I was kind of gagged in that moment because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:47The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:52In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:54I just feel like it's fake as fuck, and I'm not here for it.
01:58Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here said that they would save me,
02:02I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
02:05At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
02:08Your look was good also, like me.
02:10It was not like that clear.
02:11I do think my critiques were better.
02:13Like they said they laughed.
02:15Well, they laughed at the same joke.
02:16They said that you weren't funny, though.
02:17They said they didn't laugh at anything.
02:19I just think Velma's bullshit.
02:20Are we in the same room?
02:22Are we hearing the same thing?
02:23Like, is your brain not working?
02:25You like didn't get any laughs.
02:27Like they said you weren't funny.
02:28No problem.
02:29Everybody is shocked.
02:30Everybody thought that it would be Caramilk.
02:34This is something that I will remember forever.
02:37So what was your decision, Van?
02:39I'll be the first one to say it.
02:40I think Star's a threat.
02:42So I was like, what's the point in saving her?
02:45I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:49I don't know what Star's going to do.
02:51And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:53Caramilk, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:58That part.
02:59That part.
02:59Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
03:01Just bare face with a wig.
03:06I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little.
03:12But I think it's time to get out of drag.
03:14Yes, please.
03:15Let's go.
03:16Let's go.
03:16Season six is playing the game.
03:19The beaver is making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
03:24No one's sticking to, like, the previous seasons where it was boring and they're, like, track record.
03:29You can't bet on an alliance.
03:32I don't believe anyone's actually going to say true to their word.
03:35Go, go, go, go.
03:36The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000 with Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights with extra special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:52It's a new day in the workroom, and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
04:04So I've got to make sure that I'm still in that top spot so none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:09We made it another week.
04:11Yes!
04:13We got some wins on the board now.
04:15I have a win.
04:16Salty has a win.
04:17Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:19I'm coming up right next.
04:21Now listen here.
04:22One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:24So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
04:29I really didn't have a good week.
04:30I know it was a fiasco.
04:32I don't know how to land a plane.
04:34It's really important that I bounce back because, of course, they're going to eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:41Hey, Bunny!
04:42Do you remember being in Alliance, female, and I don't recall talking about an Alliance.
04:47It's a record.
04:49There's no record.
04:51Oh, it's me, Dad.
04:52The girls are over here.
04:54Oh, yes, of course.
04:55If I'm on the top, I'll say a game.
04:57If I'm on the bottom, and vice versa.
04:59Girls, I've ever got me goofed up this morning.
05:02And I'll see, I low-key had an Alliance with Star.
05:05That's not true.
05:07Stop it.
05:08Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:10Girl, I saw an opportunity, and I took it.
05:13Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity.
05:16I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:18I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:22Yes, you did.
05:23After my sister, Hazel, didn't have my back twice.
05:26Here we go.
05:27First doesn't let me choose, and then says I should be in the bottom.
05:31I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:34I just want to shake them a little bit, and also let them know that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:39So what I'm seeing is, these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:43Don't mean anything.
05:44Don't mean anything.
05:45Don't mean anything.
05:45This table chat is so revealing.
05:49These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:53And that's okay, because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:57Woo-hoo!
05:58Oh, here we go!
06:01Oh, Canada.
06:03Seen it already, then had her.
06:05Hey, page-turners.
06:08Hey!
06:09There's nothing I love more than a nice, hard cover.
06:13So grab your reading glasses, and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:19Whoa!
06:24I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:29I'm good at that.
06:30Now, you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:33Lucky for you, in today's mini-challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:38Hey!
06:40We'll talk all things fashion, and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:45So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list Fashionista Quick Drag.
06:49Okay!
06:50Then meet me in my atelier, and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:56Ooh!
06:56Can I get a yes and?
06:58Yes and!
06:59Can I get a yes and Murray?
07:01Yes and Murray!
07:03On your marks, get set, pose!
07:07Yeah!
07:09Go, go, go, go!
07:10Ah!
07:11Ah!
07:12Oh, my God!
07:14This is crazy!
07:16First mini-challenge of the season, and I've never done Quick Drag before.
07:21We'll see how it looks.
07:25Oh, you better, bitch.
07:26Yes.
07:27Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:37It's good to see me, isn't it?
07:39I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine-stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion
07:45consultation on the go.
07:47I'm so excited to be here.
07:48Thank you so much.
07:49Oh, my God.
07:50Oh, my God.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:53I saw 48.
07:54Oh, my God.
07:55I saw 48.
07:56I skipped 47.
07:57I saw 48.
07:58I skipped 47.
07:59I probably need to see that.
08:00You do.
08:01I was server number three.
08:02Let me see the top of your head.
08:03Oh, my God.
08:04Yes, I remember that scene.
08:05Yes, yes.
08:06Can I come in?
08:07Abs, I wish you would.
08:08I'm coming in.
08:09My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help.
08:13Oh, girl.
08:14Look at you.
08:15Oh, gosh.
08:16What have you been up to lately?
08:18I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:20I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:22Oh, okay.
08:23It was explosive.
08:24I auditioned on American Idol.
08:25Oh, you did?
08:26Yeah.
08:27It didn't air, though.
08:28Look at you.
08:29You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:30Exactly.
08:31My name is Patricia.
08:32Pat, if you're nasty.
08:33You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:37Oh, okay.
08:38This nose knows no boundaries.
08:41I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:44That's how I know you.
08:45I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:47And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:50I think I would do skinny.
08:51Skinny.
08:52For sure would be the first one.
08:53Punk out of bed.
08:55Punk.
08:56Cheat.
08:57Out of bed.
08:58Cheat.
08:59That's five words.
09:00This is my new pigeon coat.
09:01Pigeon is very in right now.
09:02Is it?
09:03It is, yeah.
09:04Okay.
09:05Baby, this is chicken feathers from our own coop.
09:07Please.
09:08It's farm to closet.
09:09Oh, yes.
09:10Oh, right.
09:11I mean, your bosoms are, um, I feel like they're coming out.
09:14They're coming out?
09:15That might be something we can work on.
09:17I need some style help.
09:18Is this beaver?
09:19It's actually my back hair.
09:21It is.
09:22Yeah.
09:23You just moved it.
09:24You just moved it.
09:25Put your thing down, flipped it, and reversed it.
09:26I loved it.
09:27I love that shoe.
09:28Oh, yeah.
09:29Thanks.
09:30The shoe matches always, Carson.
09:31You're so flexible to red.
09:34That's what gets me the covers.
09:35Uh, what do you think of my outfit?
09:37I do like your, uh, your pocket handkerchief.
09:39Oh, thank you.
09:40Yes.
09:41The pocket square.
09:42Oh, I love it.
09:43A pocket square looks like a triangle to me.
09:45I know.
09:46I know.
09:47Who cares about geometry?
09:48I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:50Oh, hold on.
09:51Let me see.
09:52Let me see.
09:53Oh, my gosh.
09:54Look at them.
09:55Oh, my God.
09:56I just love love.
09:57I know.
09:58All right.
09:59We'll just try to avert our eyes.
10:00For some of your favorite style influencers.
10:02I think her name's Melinda Verga.
10:04Melinda Verga.
10:05Melinda Verga.
10:06Oh, what an interesting choice.
10:08Brooklyn Heights.
10:09Really?
10:10I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:14You see that right there?
10:15I'll lift up them.
10:16Wow.
10:17Oh, wow.
10:18They look so real.
10:19Oh, thank you.
10:20I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:21Oh, my goodness.
10:22I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:28One sec.
10:29One sec.
10:30Let me clap it out of you.
10:31Oh.
10:32Oh.
10:33God, I feel...
10:34What just happened?
10:35We should probably see you do a little runway walk.
10:37I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:40Oh, God.
10:41Did you fall?
10:42No, I just had too much food.
10:43Oh, my God.
10:44Over here.
10:45Oh, God.
10:46Oh, goodness.
10:47Chiropractor.
10:48Faster.
10:49Faster.
10:50Faster.
10:51Faster.
10:52Turn.
10:53And a little jog.
10:54A light jog.
10:55Oh, yeah, that's good.
10:56Oh, yes.
10:57I remember this from Moncton Fashion Week.
11:01And that is the actual lobster roll.
11:04Mm-hmm.
11:06That's so unique.
11:07I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:10Okay.
11:11Well, we're...
11:12Okay.
11:13My spoons came out.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:15Where were those?
11:16This is when I lost Mr. Lobster Roll 2005.
11:18Hold on.
11:19Added talent.
11:21All right.
11:22I think we're done here, so get out.
11:24Okay.
11:25Thank you so much.
11:26Thank you so much.
11:27I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:29Thanks so much.
11:30I'm banned.
11:31I'm sure you are.
11:33Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:38The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
11:42Sammy Landry.
11:43Oh, yeah!
11:44Oh, my God.
11:45Good job.
11:47Yes.
11:48Good work.
11:50You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:55Ooh.
11:56Oh, my.
11:57All right.
11:58All right.
11:59Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
12:01Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
12:06Oh!
12:09You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:14It is the reading battles.
12:16We've all seen it.
12:17Some of us may not love it.
12:19Reading is an art form.
12:20It is something that not everybody can do because you have to be smart.
12:25And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:28The goal is simple.
12:29Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:31Lose your battle and, well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:36And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:40But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:42Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:48Let me get a look here.
12:49Let me get a look here.
12:50Let me get a look.
12:51I get to pick my opponent first.
12:54Who do I want to destroy?
12:57I'm gonna go for P.M.
12:58Yes!
13:00I fucking hate you so much.
13:02I hate you more.
13:04Now I will choose a queen at random and they will pick their opponent.
13:12Hazel.
13:14Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:15Who is on the same level as me?
13:18I think I'm gonna go with Caramelk.
13:23Okay.
13:25Dulce.
13:28I know everyone thinks I'm gonna go Pigman, but I'm not sure.
13:31I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:32You know what?
13:33I'm gonna go with Velma.
13:35Work.
13:37Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:39All right, let's find our next name.
13:44Ebony Labelle.
13:46Oh!
13:48Here we go.
13:50So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:52Oh!
13:54You wanted to be Salt versus Pepper so bad.
13:57So you know what?
13:58I'm gonna choose Maya Fox.
14:00Oh!
14:02Oh my God!
14:04So it's Ebony versus Maya.
14:06And that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:09Fate leaves me and Van together and I cannot wait to read her down.
14:19To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:24But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:26Oh!
14:27Racers, start your engines.
14:29And may the best drag queen read!
14:35My name is Alyssa Edwards and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:41I mean truly.
14:43What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:46Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:50Oh my God!
14:51I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:56Holy...
14:58She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
15:02Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
15:05Yeah!
15:06The girls wanna battle!
15:07Y'all, this is fun.
15:08I know what you all are feeling right now.
15:10But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes
15:14and allow yourself to giggle and laugh,
15:17and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically,
15:20the judges will enjoy it.
15:21Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't wanna offend the person.
15:24Why don't you wanna offend them in a reading battle?
15:26Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:27There is a check waving to you.
15:29You better get to offending everybody.
15:31All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge,
15:34and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in the bag.
15:36But I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:38I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:42So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:48Guess what? I'm laughing first.
15:50Yes. Okay.
15:51Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh,
15:53How the hell are you gonna make somebody else laugh?
15:55You're gonna make somebody at home laugh.
15:57Many times in season five, me telling myself I can't do this or this or this.
16:01Oh, hell, bitch.
16:03You could do all of that.
16:04It might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else.
16:08But what you do is authentically, unapologetically you.
16:12And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:16Do you have any advice like maybe right before you walk in to like kind of tell yourself
16:19or does that just kind of tie into pretty much what you said?
16:21No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it, right?
16:24Yeah.
16:25We want to do good. We want to be a symbol of excellence.
16:27We want to be the best version of ourselves.
16:29So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:32And I think that's good.
16:33Hearing Alyssa say that like if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate kind of makes me feel a little bit more at ease
16:39because I feel like I've been really nervous pretty much this whole competition.
16:42But it's because it means a lot to me. This isn't just a game. Like this is something I really want.
16:47Bring that backstage drag dancer. Bring that to the main stage.
16:51I'm excited to see all this.
16:53I'm excited.
16:54And I believe in you all, right?
16:55Now let me meet y'all's opponents. Get the hell up out of here.
16:57I love Miss Alyssa motherfucking Edwards. That is so gaggy.
17:10Are y'all gags?
17:11Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you.
17:15And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:18I'm Sammy Landry.
17:19Oh wait, say that again.
17:20Sammy Landry.
17:22Sammy.
17:23Sammy.
17:24Sammy.
17:25Sammy.
17:26Dat's the experience.
17:27What does that mean?
17:28It means my name.
17:29Landry.
17:30Landry.
17:32It's French.
17:33Clearly.
17:34Who thinks they're really gonna excel in this.
17:36I feel like I'm gonna surprise myself.
17:37You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-synker.
17:39glamorous bitch.
17:43I know all about that cause I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:45You were cacklet and you were having a boot and a haul
17:48and I was obsessed with them.
17:50The judges didn't, they were like...
17:51What?
17:52Alyssa were you entertained?
17:53I said thoroughly.
17:54But I'm a storyteller. I learned very quickly and these kind of challenges sometimes less is best
18:00And when it's less is best you can get a lot more snappy
18:03You get to the punch and delivery can be everything
18:06Sometimes for me for my character. I could read a children's book and make it funny. Yeah, just really sell your character with it
18:12Yeah, Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice. This is all in fun. It's just drag. It's not personal
18:19I'm nobody's lie detector test
18:21I think some of these queens are over here playing to Canadian and nice, but I think some of them are quite shady
18:28I'll stay tuned
18:36Oh my god
18:38Alyssa Edwards
18:40Mother fucking Edwards. She came to Moncton. No way the
18:452018 I open for a show that she did in Montreal. So you said it was around
18:492018
18:51How long have you been doing driving again nine years nine years? I started in a drag competition
18:57And I won the contest and at the end I found the heart of drag being my heart
19:03my art art
19:08The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of experience
19:14Exactly. I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me
19:20It was a challenge to be booked for a gig
19:23I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters
19:29It's been nine years, but it's like the two last years that I really really had jobs
19:34And I did my experience like I'm such a fighter. So I just keep on going. It's a little bit sad like I'm like I
19:42Wish I had the chance that my my sisters that started with me has
19:47I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this this heart
19:53So they want to get to work
19:55Yeah
19:59Wait, did you get no I got chosen who chose you Ebony chose me so you're easy to read
20:06Ebony is a really big personality and I just need to make sure that she doesn't seem all me in this challenge
20:11I need to take my space up and stand out in my own way
20:17So happy I'm sitting with my sisters miss Vanessa goth and Ebony because they are the funniest bitches in the room and I need
20:25Some help I chose my I don't really know too much about her
20:28But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes Maya did win snatch game last week
20:33So I know she's good at improv and what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back
20:39Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:42Well, yeah, well, yeah, I think we all didn't get to pick right. I'll give us. Yeah, I didn't get to pick but I got who I wanted
20:49Oh, really? Really? Yes. Okay. You know, Dan has a big target on our back with two wins
20:53Mm-hmm and I feel like I could you know, maybe
20:58Make her a little less comfortable. I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really
21:03Yeah, I don't wanna I don't want her to get out the win. I want to deflate her ego just a little
21:09You know, I would have picked hazel because I know hazel the best and I know
21:16Well, I want to like dig in deep. Yeah, yeah, and we won't dig deep today
21:20I'm gonna give caramilk a couple of little zingers or things
21:26They can dig out that might throw hazel off their game because hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing me
21:33Do you think everyone else leaving shady? I hope so. No, I think I think everybody's looking at them
21:37They're all over looking at us
21:39Oh my god, okay. Fait qu'on parle en français
21:41Oh, what's up?
21:42Merci Dieu, Jésus
21:43Jésus, Jésus, Marie
21:45Tu sais que les autres bitches qui nous comprennent un peu partout tout de suite
21:48Non, ça n'a pas partout de comprendre
21:50Moi, je suis comme pas violente, penteuse
21:52Non
21:52Mais j'essaie de comme être comme crachant
21:54Je t'aime aussi, mais tu sais
21:56À la fin de la journée, c'est juste à voir être drôle
21:59Mais tu peux être evil
22:02Mais autant que tu es drôle
22:03C'est ça
22:04C'est ça qui est connu
22:05Ouais, exact, c'est ça
22:06I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go
22:12If it's funny, it's okay
22:14On bitch, mon bitch, je sais pas si j'ai intense
22:19Non, c'est ça
22:21Donc là, c'est pour ça que je suis comme
22:22Mais moi aussi, je suis confiant parce que je pense que j'ai des bons, une bonne façon d'écrire
22:26This week, I know I have to be really prepared
22:29The order of the word are so important in comedy
22:33So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success
22:40Cause girl, put the bass in your rock
22:59Head to toe, let your whole body tough
23:03And what?
23:06When life hands you limes, put them in your hat
23:11Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race
23:14She's my favorite naughty librarian
23:17It's Tracy Melshor
23:18Hey, Brooke Brot
23:20Hi, Trace
23:20What is your favorite kind of read?
23:23Petulant
23:23Ooh, noted
23:25And it's style superstar Carson Kressley
23:29Carson, what are you still doing here?
23:31Oh, well, I came for the poutine, but I stayed for the Mount Me's
23:35I think you mean the Mounties
23:37No, I mean Mount Me's
23:39And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas
23:42The winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards
23:45I'm back, back, back, back, back again
23:48Alyssa, you've never been here
23:50Only in my dreams
23:52This week, we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles
23:57Racers, start your engines
24:00And may the best drag queen win
24:02Charisma, uniqueness
24:07Category is My Chemical Reaction
24:10First up, Hazel
24:13My Chemical Reaction is inspired by metallicizing
24:18There is the silver-plated side
24:21And then the gold is metallicizing all over it
24:24If only she had a brain
24:26Bitch, fuck Joan of Arc
24:28It's Hazel of Arc
24:29I'm here to stomp on this competition
24:31Thank you for being an alloy
24:33Maya Fox
24:38I'm ready to serve you Eruption, baby
24:42I am the volcano
24:44We have rubble all on this gown
24:46We've got lava coming out
24:48It is moving, it is flowing
24:49She is smoking
24:50That's my Mount Vesuvacissi
24:52I'm really selling this head to toe
24:55I am melting all over this stage
24:58What a hothead
24:59Pompeii, I say
25:01Ebony LaBelle
25:03Ooh
25:04Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala
25:07She got her pretty dress on
25:09She got her hair up in her rollers, honey
25:11She's reading the good old Val magazine
25:14She done high here
25:15And I turn around
25:16Boom
25:17Now she done turned it and burnt it
25:19The whole back is burnt to a crisp
25:21But isn't she so glamorous?
25:24Hair today?
25:25Gone tomorrow
25:26PM
25:28My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach
25:33Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again
25:36On one side of me, I am plaqued
25:39I am disgusting
25:40I am a deep coffee-stained yellow
25:43And then on the other side, I am showing you pearly and white
25:47Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks
25:50Fanned off
25:53My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying
25:56Now that right there is rigamorous
25:59I want it to be in kind of a half state of decaying
26:03So I got bones coming out
26:05Baby, I'm giving you horror
26:06I'm giving you spooky
26:08Spooning
26:10It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this
26:15Caramelk
26:17Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
26:21What the fudge?
26:23This week I really wanted to show something more sexy
26:25I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs
26:28And show the girls that I can really strut down
26:30I think I see her ganache
26:32Caramelk is melting the hearts of the judges
26:36Sammy Landry
26:38My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization
26:43Oh my god, I crystallized you guys
26:46I don't fucking know how crystallization works
26:48I'm not a scientist, I'm a drag queen
26:51Now that right there is Marilyn Monroe
26:53I wanted to challenge myself and push myself
26:57And show the judges that I hear the critiques
26:59This is the glam, Sammy
27:02Saltina Shaker
27:04My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis
27:08That's me freezing
27:10It's Kate minus eight Fahrenheit
27:13Fahrenheit
27:15I have these pipes going into my suit
27:18Pumping oxygen
27:20But I'm slowly freezing to death
27:23Putting the cyst in cryogenesis
27:25She's giving us the cold shoulder
27:28Dulce
27:30I'm rolling down this runway like I have a rock
27:32And at the very end I bust open
27:34And you see everything that's inside of me
27:37I could see her Grand Canyon
27:39A lot of browns
27:40A lot of like almost orangey colors
27:42Maybe a bit of crystallization
27:44Which is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere
27:47I want to show the judges that I don't always just wear a gown
27:49Not a soul could rock
27:52Velma Jones
27:53The graceful mother nature has arrived
27:56It's precipitation but fashion
27:59The hair clouds discharge with water
28:03The rain is pouring to the cold ground becoming ice
28:07Here she is world, it's Stormy Daniels
28:11I want to take my time for the judges to really take it in
28:15And really appreciate all the details
28:17Is that a first time a woman's ever made you wet?
28:27Welcome to Reading Battles
28:29Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off
28:33You will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can
28:38The winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition
28:42And the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner
28:46We will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles
28:51So don't hold back
28:54Welcome to our first battle
29:04The only thing whiter than her face is her dancing
29:08It's Van Gogh
29:13And just like her hometown, Ottawa
29:15She's had a bunch of angry truckers in her
29:17It's Saltina Shaker
29:19Let the reading begin!
29:23Hello everyone, my name is Van Gogh
29:25I am the little devil with the list
29:27Also known as the frontrunner of the competition
29:30Saltina is so desperate for another win
29:33She's battling the girl with the speech impediment
29:36And she's still gonna lose
29:38But it'll remind her of week one
29:41Alright, hi ladies and gentlemen
29:43Whatever the fuck PM is
29:45How are we doing tonight?
29:47You know Van, it looks like somebody squished your face
29:53But it also sounds like somebody squished your face
30:00Saltina, you are the queen of social media
30:02And I want you to show us how to do one of those amazing transitions right now
30:05From the main stage back to Ottawa
30:10What do Van's filler and Canadian geese have in common?
30:16They're both migrating as we speak
30:23Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
30:26I know
30:31Van walks into a bar
30:33Is something I would say
30:35If Caramel didn't steal all her bookings
30:41Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity
30:45My theory?
30:46Your parents were relatives
30:51I want to leave you all with some homework
30:54Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
30:56A blobfish?
30:58If you don't know what it is
30:59Look it up when you get back home
31:01And...
31:02Let me know what you think
31:04Let me know what you think
31:06Um, hint
31:07It's hideous
31:10Thank you guys
31:12Well done
31:14The reading battle is on
31:16A real war of words
31:18Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here
31:21Van Goth, I can tell that you host
31:23I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room
31:26Saltina, you had some great zingers in there
31:28Canada Goose migration
31:30I was like, wait, they make more than just jackets?
31:32I was a little worried about you at first
31:35But you really found your rhythm at the end
31:37And you ended on the perfect note
31:39Which is that blobfish
31:40And also your PM joke
31:42Will live rent free in my head forever
31:45I think this is a double act
31:47Something you two both should take on the road together
31:49Good and evil
31:50The winner of this reading battle is...
31:55Saltina Shaker
31:57Yay!
32:01Condragulations, you live to slay another day
32:04Yay!
32:05That means I'm sorry my dear
32:06But Van Goth, you lost your battle
32:08And you may be up for elimination
32:10It's time for our next battle
32:17Now, despite popular beliefs
32:19She did not shoot Selena
32:23It's Dulce!
32:25Oh my god, that's great
32:27And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag
32:31It's Velvet Jones!
32:32Let the reading begin!
32:37Well, hello everyone
32:39My name is Dulce
32:40And I will be your main course for this evening
32:43To warm us up
32:44You know, the one that you kind of toss to the side
32:47Velma
32:48Hi everybody, NPM
32:50I'm Velma Jones
32:54I'm your Frenchy sweetheart
32:56And the good thing with this face off
32:58Is I would not understand any of it
33:01Girl, neither will we, don't worry
33:04Oh, Dulce
33:06I like dulce de leche.
33:09Mmm, mmm, mmm.
33:11What's missing?
33:13Oh, taste.
33:17Too bad I can't ask for you.
33:19Velma is so white, when feast, woo, when feast.
33:23Girl, I know about feast.
33:25But when I first met Velma, she thought I was housecleaning.
33:29She did.
33:30And when production first said hard ice,
33:32she got so excited because she thought I was finally getting deported.
33:36Oh, my God.
33:39Girl.
33:40Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family.
33:45And judging by how she's dressing,
33:48hey, grandma.
33:52I'm surprised you know the word grandma,
33:54because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
33:56Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.
33:58But my grandma loved me.
34:00She's the only one that does.
34:02Fuck.
34:03Dulce is so poor.
34:06Well, yes, well, yes.
34:11She keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs
34:14and use them as coupons at grocery store.
34:19I would have saved those drink tickets for your mom.
34:21I know she could have used them.
34:22But did you know that Velma also has a drag king personality?
34:26No, she does. She does.
34:28But honestly, if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her,
34:31we would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent.
34:36No girls are reading.
34:38Dulce is from the city of London.
34:41And now I understand where she got her British smile.
34:49Velma!
34:50Velma!
34:51Velma!
34:52Yay!
34:54Word!
34:56Both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday.
35:00Dulce loved your confidence.
35:02I loved how you commanded the stage.
35:04Velma, I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself and the fact that English is not your first language.
35:10You surprised me.
35:11Your timing, your delivery, really impeccable.
35:15The winner of this reading battle is...
35:21Velma Jones, congratulations!
35:27You have won your reading battle.
35:30Dulce, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
35:36It's time for our next battle.
35:38She's not viral.
35:45She's just diseased.
35:48It's Sammy Landry!
35:53And they're polyamorous.
35:54But you could probably tell that just by looking at them.
35:59It's PM!
36:01Let the reading begin!
36:06Pussy milk.
36:09That is the name that PM chose for themselves.
36:14It's a little hard to process.
36:16It might be because I'm lactose intolerant or because it's just a shit name.
36:21Now, I'm gonna find some new names for you tonight because, uh, your pussy milk is rotted.
36:30My name is PM, just the letters P and M, you stupid bitch.
36:35Um, Sammy Landry, season six's comedy queen.
36:41The only funny thing about you, though, is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister.
36:48Oh, damn!
36:50PM.
36:52Poorly made.
36:54PM.
36:56Problematic mug.
36:58Your makeup is a little dry.
36:59Kind of like your punchlines.
37:00Okay, you got me with that one.
37:01Okay, Sammy, I have two words for you and I'm gonna say them really slowly because you're from Moncton and that means you're an idiot.
37:08Pimple patches.
37:09You're looking like a Jackson Pollock painting out a drag, sweetheart, and we don't want to see it anymore.
37:14Oh my.
37:15PM.
37:16P.M.
37:17Patchy mullet.
37:18Oh my gosh.
37:19P.m.
37:20Your drag belongs in the dark p.m. hours because I don't want to see it.
37:28drag sweetheart and we don't want to see it anymore. Oh my p.m. Patchy mullet your
37:39drag belongs in the dark p.m. hours because I don't want to see it. We have
37:48an animal on stage and from your lip sync you literally look like a pony
37:52doing fucking dressage and your teeth are you munching and crunching those
37:56carrots sweetheart. I've been mentioning the carrots because I can clearly see
38:02what the fuck is going on here. P.m. poop muncher. And I'm about to leave the
38:15stage because I don't want to take up any more of your time like Sammy has in
38:19this competition. Thank you very much. Thank you so much.
38:25You two went in really engaging with each other. I'd love to see it. Sammy
38:31all those p.m.s were great. They were clever. They were inventive but most
38:34importantly they were funny. Both of you well done. Bravo. Thank you. The winner of
38:41this reading battle is Sammy Landry. That means p.m. I'm sorry my dear you lost your
38:52battle and may be up for elimination.
38:55It's time for our next battle.
39:04If she was a coffee order she'd be a flat white.
39:07It's Hazel. That was good. That was good. And she's not even the best drag queen in her
39:16family. It's Caramel. Let the reading begin. Hello everyone. My name is Hazel. Her name
39:27is Disappointment. Caramel you made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game. Now the
39:33only clock that's ticking is your name in this game. That did not come out how it
39:39should. Not at all. Not one bit. Well you know fuck my drag. Okay next. Hazel threw her
39:44sister p.m. under the bus last week. She must go through a lot of razor shaving those two
39:50faces. Something Maya Fox would know a lot about. Did y'all know that Caramel came in
39:58here named after the wrong chocolate bar? Bitch your name should be crunchy. It is
40:05Caramel with a K and this is Hazel without her K. Ketamine.
40:10Oh shit. Girl. Oh shit. Oh. Girl. I know. Girl PM. PM told you that one bitch. We see
40:20in your nostrils. Oh. You know what's so endearing about Caramel? The fact that she thought she
40:27was going to be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge. No one's bigger than Dulce.
40:33You have a weekly show called Haze which makes a lot of sense because you have the testosterone
40:42of an entire fraternity. Yeah. Ironic that Caramel played Flava Flav. Cause she's been giving
40:50tasteless performances week after week after week. But I still send Star home with no makeup
40:57on. Hazel rapped about being a star in her It Girl music video verse. Girl, with that
41:06cheerleader entrance look, you're not shining. You're sheening.
41:10Bitch. Stupid. So stupid.
41:16Okay, gorgeous gowns. Hazel, I relate to you. Because you're a funny person when you're not reading
41:26a script. All right. When you put the cards down and you interacted with the audience and
41:32with us, you invited us into your world and we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show.
41:37Even when the jokes didn't land, you didn't wither. You know, you stood tall and fabulous
41:42and strong. So we love to see it. And Caramel, it's nice to see you pushing yourself outside
41:48of your shell. You had some really great jokes in there and you finished on such a high note
41:51for me. And it was a really good period on the sentence. The winner of this reading battle
41:57is Caramel. Woo. Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle and may be a
42:08preliminary. Darn. It is time for our final battle. St. Catharines has no nightlife, which explains
42:21her drag. It's Ebony LaBelle. Yes. And she puts the east in beast. It's Maya Fox. Not that.
42:33Yes. Let the reading begin. I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week. I mean,
42:40goddamn bitches, look how good she makes me love. Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen. Even her lace has
42:50been waving at me all season. Hi, Maya. Hi, Maya. Miss Maya, did y'all know she is a lyricist
42:57and also a liar? Yeah. Let me tell you, okay, in her verse on episode one, she says that she
43:04serves looks in her free time. I guess she don't got a lot of free time, bitch. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
43:18This bitch is always interrupting people. So Ebony, the next time you need to say something,
43:23please raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
43:29I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there, so let me give you some...
43:32Let me give you some nice words, okay? Because I am kind. It is so lovely to see you working on your
43:39makeup brick by brick by motherfucking brick, bitch. Bitch, you really are the queen of blending
43:47into the background. Oh, girl. Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week.
43:54I actually prepared a gift for you, okay? Miss Maya Fox is here to show you how to finally
43:59hook in a pillowcase, bitch. Wait a minute, she don't got a chin either. She can't.
44:04This bitch was so busted in the commercial, it looks like her booking fee is $37.50.
44:14Listen, we got to work on that drag name. She came up in here as Maya Fox, but I think we could
44:19try Maya Horse or, uh, Maya Taste is Awful or, uh, Maya Time in this competition is up after
44:26this week's challenge. Woo! Thank you. I am Ebony LaBelle and that's a man, Maury.
44:34Now this is how you close out a reading battle. I think this is my favorite duo of the night.
44:41Yes. What an epic showdown. Ebony, let's talk. Gorgeous, confident, strong. The comebacks
44:48were, like, impeccable. I felt like I was watching you in Vegas. Ah! You give me a character right
44:55out of Paris is Burning. Uh, Maya, it was a very Canadian approach.
45:00Yeah. You had great material. I love to raise your hand. You had some, uh, cute little zingers.
45:07The winner of this reading battle is...
45:12Ebony LaBelle. Woo!
45:13Woo! Yes!
45:15Oh! Thank you so much!
45:18I love me!
45:18I love you!
45:19Maya Foxx, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
45:28Condragulations to our battle winners this week. You all burnt your opponents to a crisp,
45:33but one of you really stirred the pots.
45:38Ebony LaBelle, condragulations!
45:41Yay!
45:42Woo!
45:42Woo!
45:43Woo!
45:43Woo!
45:44Woo!
45:44Woo!
45:45You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
45:47Yes, I am!
45:48Yes!
45:49You have won $5,000 cash courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:54Bitch, I'm a Lucky Bastard tonight! Yes, ma'am! Ooh, that's like good money.
46:00That leaves us with the losers of their battles. Van Gogh, Maya Foxx, you are both safe.
46:10Which means Dulce, PM, and Hazel, I'm sorry, but you are the bottom three this week.
46:16Ebony, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the Golden Beaver, granting you
46:23the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip syncing for their life. You hold the
46:28fate of your sisters in your petite little hands. As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
46:34You may leave the stage.
46:39Oh, girl!
46:41The reading battles have come to a close. The reading battles were so much fun. We really
46:47redeemed the reading challenges on Canada's Drag Race. You're welcome, season five. We can
46:52finally all stop hearing Ebony cry about being safe. She's won a challenge!
46:57Cheers!
46:58Well deserved.
46:59I motherfucking ate that!
47:00Yes, you did!
47:01Yes, you did!
47:02Bitch, I won!
47:03Bitch, I won!
47:04Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it. I'm just like so proud of myself.
47:17Oh, I know these hoes are bad. And Maya, I need to say, I'm not mad at you. We killed it
47:23up there. We did great. You were the one person that I did not want to go against.
47:28Ah!
47:29And this is my redemption, too!
47:30Thanks!
47:33Bitch, you were so funny! The comedy redemption finally happened!
47:37Sorry for this one and then.
47:38Yes, them too!
47:39Thank you. I am funny.
47:42Yes!
47:43Yes, you are funny!
47:44My spot is secured. I want to hear what the bottoms have to say.
47:48I wanted to talk to my sister Dulce because I'm feeling a vibe over here.
47:53It sucks. I feel like I haven't been, like, reaching the potential that I know I can.
48:00I feel like my drag is, like, fucking sickening.
48:03I'm happy you won. I wish I won. But it is what it is.
48:07My track record is good. I've been in the top. I've never gotten the beaver.
48:12I'm going to continue to fucking do better.
48:15I don't want to throw you two under the bus either because, like, I know you guys feel just as shit as I do.
48:20You guys are more used to it, but I'm not.
48:23I was waiting for that! I was waiting for it!
48:25I was waiting for it!
48:26The way you're feeling right now is the way that I was feeling a couple weeks ago.
48:30It's like, you're doing good. You know, you wanted that moment. You wanted that win.
48:35And you're having a little short spot. Don't discredit yourself, girl.
48:39I deserve to stay here, but I don't know how the girls are playing it.
48:43If they're playing it by track record, it should be me. No questions asked.
48:47No shade, I want the beaver just as much as you do again, you know?
48:51Like, if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season, then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season.
48:55I want to keep going and fucking showing everyone that I am a threat in this competition and not a fucking flat white.
49:01God, I would kill for a flat white.
49:03Bitch, your face is a flat white.
49:05Oh!
49:06But there is flush on it!
49:08Listen, I want to move into your beaver lodge, Ebeneez, so fucking give me that beaver, okay?
49:14I am obviously a little upset that I'm here.
49:17I'm somebody in Vancouver who doesn't really do the back room shit.
49:22So for me to sit down and put pen to paper and make people laugh today is probably one of my proudest moments.
49:29And I can't stop smiling because I look fucking good. I feel good.
49:35And I did good today.
49:38I obviously hope you use the beaver on me because these two don't know how to use the beaver properly.
49:43Bitch, when I was 16, I had my time with the beaver.
49:46Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:47Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:49Hi, Kiana.
49:50If I were in the top, I would have used it on PM.
49:53I would use it on PM.
49:54I thought you were absolutely phenomenal.
49:56Uh, I would say Dulce, for sure.
49:59I think she's got the best track record.
50:02Who's the fucking gag over there?
50:03No, I said for sure.
50:04Oh, okay.
50:05Well, I mean, for me, I think, like, Hazel, I think you already had the beaver.
50:09Like, this is how I would process it.
50:11I said PM, you got the beaver last week as well.
50:14Dulce's never had the beaver.
50:15You were in the top in the commercial challenge.
50:17I don't know what Ebony's gonna do here.
50:19She's got some really strong options, but she could also make a move in this competition.
50:22She also has an alliance with everybody up in here.
50:24So I don't know what this bitch is thinking.
50:26There's a lot of things to take into consideration.
50:28I can fully just base it off of today.
50:30I can base it off a track record.
50:31I can also base it off of what I think's gonna come next.
50:34What if the next challenge is a performance challenge?
50:36Who I think is going to really, really eat it up next week.
50:39I know that Ebony is playing this game strategically.
50:43So I need to make sure that I give her an offer that she cannot deny so that I end up with the beaver in my hands.
50:50Ebony, can I say something though?
50:52Yes.
50:53I feel like this week I rose and I feel like I'm headed upwards.
50:57And if you were to ever find yourself down, I would scratch your back for sure.
51:03And I would scratch it so good.
51:05I feel like I didn't flop this week and I really want to be here.
51:09And I will get you back if you get me this week.
51:12Oh, and you know what?
51:13Y'all saying I can say the exact same thing too.
51:15Literally, girl, re-fucking-tweet.
51:17But you don't mean it.
51:18What do you mean I don't mean it?
51:20Because you put me out there last week and I'm one of your best friends.
51:23Bitch, I did not fucking put you out there last week.
51:25You didn't choose me.
51:26I was in the moment, but anyone else would have fucking chosen you.
51:29You're in the moment.
51:30You chose it.
51:31And that's the thing.
51:32So it is what it is.
51:34You know what I think?
51:35I think let them huddle it out on the lip sync.
51:37Let them down.
51:38Save me.
51:39Make it real simple.
51:40They need stuff to work out.
51:42Make them lip sync.
51:43Down.
51:44But I also want to see you turn the party, Dualsay.
51:46Pardon?
51:47You said you could turn the party and I want to see you go out there.
51:50I want to see you go.
51:51Like, girl, shut the fuck out.
51:52Like, whether we lip sync or not, like, I'm fucking ready to oof, girl.
51:55I love this untuck.
51:56Ah!
51:57PM gave me a very good offer that if I scratch their back now,
52:02they'll scratch my back later.
52:04I do believe them.
52:05I really do.
52:06Bitch, not everybody making that plea.
52:08So I guess I'm pretty good whoever the hell I choose.
52:11I don't know.
52:12Girl, I just got to make a damn decision.
52:14Welcome back, queens.
52:23Ebony LaBelle.
52:25Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
52:28Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
52:31Y'all did not make it easy this week.
52:33Whoever I don't save, bitches, bite it out on the stage.
52:37I have chose to save Dualsay.
52:41We'll all be damned.
52:48Dulce, you are out of the woods this week.
52:51You may join the others at the back.
52:55I love you, Alyssa.
52:58PM, Hazel, I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.
53:04Two queens stand before us.
53:07Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Dumb Blonde by Avril Lavigne featuring Nicki Minaj.
53:17This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
53:23The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
53:36Good luck and don't fuck it up.
53:42I ain't no dumb blonde.
53:46I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
53:48I got my game on.
53:50Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
53:53Well, there you go again, telling me where I belong.
53:57You put me on the bench, don't think that I can play strong.
54:01So quick to condescend.
54:03Well, you think I'm empty?
54:04I'm not.
54:05You won't be so confident when I'm crushing you from the top.
54:10I'm a babe, I'm a boss, and I'm making this my day.
54:13Uh-huh.
54:14I can flip like a switch and I cut like a play.
54:17Trying to get enough.
54:19I can sting like a bee, but I'm sweeter than honey.
54:22Uh-huh.
54:23And I'm quick as a whip, so get out of my way.
54:26Come and get enough.
54:28I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:30I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
54:32I got my game on.
54:34Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:37I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:39I am a freaking cherry ball.
54:41That's right.
54:42I need an icon.
54:43Come and watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:45Stand up, everybody.
54:47Get up, stay it loud.
54:49We're bombshells raising hell now.
54:52Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:54Stand up, everybody.
54:56Get up, stay it loud.
54:58We're bombshells raising hell now.
55:01Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:03Yo, I ain't playing, but I won the cup.
55:05Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck.
55:07It was me, young Avril, security tough.
55:09In the back, just in case one of y'all run up.
55:11One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck.
55:13When you see a young queen in the flesh, what's up?
55:15What that hate you, what's doin'?
55:16Got the barbie poppin'?
55:17Now all of them wanna be a barbie, I'm watching.
55:19But you never gon' stop me, never gon' top me.
55:22Millions on millions, they never gon' dock me.
55:24I am the prototype, the pink print.
55:26And no, I don't want no frauds, wink, wink.
55:28Wink, wink.
55:58That was great, bitch.
56:13Queens, we have made our decision.
56:24P.M., Shantae, you stay.
56:28P.M., Shantae, you're the only person I wanted to be.
56:40Go with it, let's go with it.
56:43Hazel, yes.
56:46Behind those hazel eyes is a star on the rise.
56:51Thank you so much for this opportunity.
56:54I feel so blessed to be here.
56:56Well, we are so blessed to have you here.
56:59Now, sashay away.
57:01This flat white will end to fit now.
57:05Love you.
57:06Love you.
57:07Love you.
57:08Love you.
57:09Love you.
57:10You can catch me on my one-person comedy show coming very soon.
57:16You got any cop tickets?
57:18I feel very disappointed.
57:23I just feel like I didn't really get to show off who I am truly as a performer just besides
57:30that iconic lip sync.
57:32Iconic lip sync.
57:37You bitch.
57:39You bitch.
57:40Am I Fifi O'Hara in this moment?
57:44Oh, my God.
57:51The beautiful Hazel, you are absolutely beautiful, like you said.
57:56You should be so proud of yourself.
57:57This is just the beginning.
57:58And that's what it's about.
58:00I know.
58:01I've sat straight away a few times in my time.
58:06It's your person, come on.
58:07Let's go, we going to Texas?
58:08Let me take her, let me take her.
58:10Is the bus still running?
58:12Yeah, I am.
58:13Baby, you're going to the train.
58:14You're going to have a conversation or something.
58:16Girl, here it is.
58:17Congratulations, queens.
58:20You live to slay another day.
58:22The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:25So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
58:30Here!
58:32That's right.
58:33Now let the music play.
58:34You wear it well.
58:35Step, step, step, step, paint it on.
58:38You wear it well.
58:39You sure suits you.
58:41Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:43Wreck it for me.
58:44Wreck it for me, me.
58:47You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:50Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:52You'll be the hostesses with the mostesses on our brand new drag talk show, The Shade.
58:58I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
59:01This is definitely not the energy that I want to start with.
59:04It's not just like having a drag mother, drag daughter.
59:07It's about the connections you make along the way.
59:09Girl, this is boring.
59:10I love this talk show, by the way.
59:12Wow!
59:12You were made for TV.
59:15You're like Cindy Lou Who's bloody cougar stepmom, Tanya Lou Who.
59:20Tanya!
59:21Tanya!
59:21Thank her!
59:22Tanya!
59:23Tanya!
59:24Tanya!
59:25Tanya!
59:26Tanya!
59:27Tanya!
59:28Tanya!
59:29Tanya!
59:30Tanya!
59:31Tanya!
59:32Tanya!
59:33Tanya!
59:34Tanya!
59:35Tanya!
59:36Tanya!
59:37Tanya!
59:38Tanya!
59:39Tanya!
59:40Tanya!
59:41Tanya!
59:42Tanya!
59:43Tanya!
59:44Tanya!
59:45Tanya!
59:46Tanya!
59:47Tanya!
59:48Tanya!
59:49Tanya!
59:50Tanya!
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