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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:30Not anything.
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:41I need you.
01:00The center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:03Rosanoff beats.
01:04He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a hat-trick.
01:17What should I do now, or with the second?
01:19Because, I don't know, less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really going to want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:31The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:40My moon, my man, so changeable and such a love of glory to me.
01:47My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go, your love.
01:55Hot on my sleeve, not where it should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:02My moon's right face, what day in the face?
02:06It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light, share some light on me, please.
02:18Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:21All right, and that's the freeze camera.
02:23And that's the commercial.
02:25All right, guys, let's reset this.
02:30You can't, you can't.
02:32I need to check your eyes.
02:42My moon and me not as good as we've been.
02:45It's the dirtiest, please.
02:54Yeah, yeah.
02:55Take it slow, take it easy on me.
03:00Share some light, share some light on me, please.
03:04Take it slow, take it easy on me.
03:08Share some light, share some light on me, please.
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Kevin Shane Hollander.
03:21CARNO PLAYS
03:36THE ANIMAL
03:48All right, Shane, you're good.
04:03You're ready to go?
04:04Yes.
04:05Am I watching?
04:05Just do the same thing we've been doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane.
04:07Over your shoulder.
04:09That's great, okay?
04:10Take a look through the camera.
04:11Directly to the camera.
04:12Hit that mark and give me that pose.
04:13That's it.
04:18Can we call it a dynasty?
04:46Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in
04:52a row.
04:53Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:57Take it slow, take it easy on me.
05:10It's just a light, just a light on me, please.
05:13Take it slow, take it easy on me.
05:17It's just a light, just a light on me, please.
05:21It's just a light on me, please.
05:51Time for a test.
06:06Time for a day.
06:09It's just a light.
06:09It's just a light on me, please.
06:11The center, it's just a light on me.
06:13Sorry, Shane, can we...
06:15Sorry, we're going to roll now.
06:16Okay, that's right.
06:17Okay, wow.
06:19That's the stuff.
06:19That's the money, my friend.
06:20I won't.
06:25I won't.
06:26I won't.
06:45She's what?
06:48Pregnant.
06:49Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man.
06:54You've got to work on your lying.
06:56Hayden, what great news.
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
06:59No, I mean a fourth kid.
07:01That's awesome, man.
07:02Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:05Ruby, Emma, slow down.
07:07I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
07:10Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:14How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:19So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
07:22Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant, too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left in me.
07:27You're an asshole.
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:34You ever hit that?
07:34Don't say hit that.
07:36I'm sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag, you are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:44Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not.
07:51I mean, she's.
07:52I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:56So, um.
07:58Jackie is this friend.
08:00Right?
08:00Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something.
08:05I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay.
08:13Come on, man.
08:13Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay.
08:17Good.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:24Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26What would you think you're going to kill her?
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:37Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:42Um, I kind of have my hands full for the moment.
08:46Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:50Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
08:59And second.
09:00Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh, you're the worst one.
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:10That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:13Narc.
09:14Narc, Narc.
09:15Narc.
09:16I'm getting a vasectomy.
09:17Way too late.
09:18But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is the house he had built on a private lake.
09:28It's my favorite place on earth.
09:30And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is 10 minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:34I'm ready.
09:35Maybe you decided to stay here, to stay here, to stay here, and not matter what.
09:40Sorry.
09:41It's a scary thing, that I'm not sure to be in love with you.
09:46But he's really beautiful, yeah?
09:48Do you know what you're talking about now?
09:57Are you talking about me?
10:00No, you know me.
10:05So, you're serious?
10:07No.
10:10Even with Jane?
10:12What? You've been a few years. I thought it was something serious.
10:21Or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious about it.
10:27In general.
10:30Okay.
10:31Sasha will say hello.
11:02What?
11:03Chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:05I don't.
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:09Or don't.
11:10I don't care.
11:11Actually, I hope you do. You always play better after.
11:13Go fuck yourself.
11:14Oh, I plan to. Probably more than once.
11:16Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:31Go ahead and take my shoes off.
11:32No, you're good.
11:57Wow.
11:59This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built?
12:03Or do you know who did?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant. I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:11No, after.
12:13Okay.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:32Oh, my God.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:42Oh, my God.
12:43Oh.
12:44I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:09Stay?
13:12You're tonight.
13:14I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:23I told Hayden.
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:41Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:47Okay.
13:49Okay.
13:50Okay.
13:50I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food, Perlman.
14:15Hey.
14:20You like tuna melt?
14:31You want to make me tuna melt?
14:35I was going to make one for me.
14:36I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise, then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:48Ah, all the hot spots.
14:50Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:02Jesus Christ.
15:05You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:10You did a season with him, right?
15:12Hmm.
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:16Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30And probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:34Yeah, and their team sucks, too.
15:36And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring, too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:52Hmm.
15:53I like New York.
15:55Guys, it is New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00They know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:03And you?
16:08I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:20Well, I like the hot places, too.
16:23Hot like weather hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26L.A. is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:33There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Huh?
16:43She's old friend.
16:44From Russia.
16:46Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:50She knows everything about hockey.
16:54Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:58Huh?
16:58That's nice.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:20Yes, she's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32Or either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:37Do you think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42No.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm lazy, so...
17:54I don't know that's out of you at all.
17:57No, stay, stay.
18:04I'll get it.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never hear about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:47But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not.
18:56I'm boring.
18:57I bet you have a good mouth.
18:59I bet you have a good mouth.
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Are you alone?
19:37Polina is there?
19:40Polina, it's your wife, dad.
19:44Dad, okay, calm down.
19:51I'll call him Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58Come on, he's a psycho.
19:59I'll pay you for what you were there with him.
20:16Are you still hungry?
20:17No, no, thank you. That was great.
20:20What?
20:24How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian?
20:32I know the word for father.
20:59What are you still heard?
21:00How and Bethanyult Christian.
21:05What is your husband's son like?
21:06How we're being shot.
21:08How something was that?
21:20What you something boyfriend did is love to me.
21:23You two and three, he got him.
21:26I don't know.
21:56I don't know.
22:26I don't know.
22:56I don't know.
22:58Oh.
23:02Oh.
23:04Oh.
23:06Oh.
23:08Oh.
23:10Oh.
23:12Oh.
23:14Oh.
23:16Oh.
23:18Oh.
23:20Oh.
23:22Oh.
23:24Oh.
23:26Oh.
23:28Oh.
23:30Oh.
23:32Oh.
23:34Oh.
23:40Oh.
23:42Oh.
23:44Oh.
23:46Oh.
23:48Oh.
23:50Oh.
23:56Oh.
23:58Oh.
23:59Oh.
24:00Oh.
24:01I shouldn't stay. I can't.
24:05Team meeting in the morning that I forgot.
24:08So...
24:09Okay.
24:10You forgot team meeting.
24:13Thank you for the tuna melt.
24:16Um...
24:18I'm sorry.
24:22I just... I can't.
24:28Hollander.
24:30I... just...
24:33I can't, uh...
24:35I can't do this.
24:39Hollander.
24:42I'm sorry.
24:54Are we expecting someone else?
24:56Oh, no, it's just the three of us. Thank you.
24:59Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon? Rolex really wants you there.
25:04I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
25:08Does that mean too white?
25:12I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
25:14I do.
25:15Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats.
25:17I mean, they're next to a prince, or... no, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:22I don't think I should skip training.
25:24Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:27I don't have time for that right now, Mom. All my time is scheduled.
25:30No, I just meant...
25:31I get, like, two weeks off a year. I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
25:35Trying to make conversation about what? Swedish politics?
25:39Okay.
25:40Can I get anyone a drink?
25:41Well, take this Chablis, please.
25:43Three glasses?
25:44Uh, uh, ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that. Sparkling water?
25:48Sure, thank you.
25:50I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
25:53No, I can't. Not during the season.
25:58Shane.
26:01Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:03Why, because I don't want wine?
26:05Well, you just seem tense.
26:07I'm fine.
26:10Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:14just the three of us, would be fun.
26:16And I think you should think about it.
26:18You could make a week of it.
26:20Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:24You guys should go.
26:25You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:28They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want.
26:32We're just the parents.
26:33You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:37They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:40Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:43That's not who you are.
26:45Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:50It's okay.
26:52Anything you want to talk about?
26:55Let's, um, let's think about London.
26:59Maybe it could be fun.
27:00I'm just going to use the washroom.
27:05Swedish princess?
27:07I don't know.
27:20Hey, man.
27:21Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:24I was about to, um...
27:25Bullshit.
27:26Get your ass to the Mylan, baby.
27:28My buddy Francois, the chef.
27:29You remember him?
27:30Oh, yeah.
27:31He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:34JJ.
27:35The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:39All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:42Get down here.
27:43You remember the restaurant, right?
27:44Let's en beau?
27:45I don't know.
27:51Yes, you bitch.
27:56Good to see you.
27:58Okay, guys.
27:59This one never needs this fucking house.
28:01Tonight is our meat-luck.
28:03Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
28:08I mean, I do, but...
28:11Uh, actually, just a beer, please.
28:13Whatever you have on tap.
28:14Shane Hollander.
28:15Have whatever he wants here.
28:24You keep it, then.
28:25It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shane, a bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:38Rose Landry is here, man.
28:39She is?
28:40Yeah.
28:41I might be needing another one of these.
28:43Another one of these.
29:13Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they're really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane. I'm, wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:41Really?
29:42Mm-hmm.
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:11By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:13He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18You getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:27You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered, if they find out, I told you.
30:32My lips are sealed.
30:34Okay.
30:37Okay.
30:37Your turn.
30:38Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:41I mean, there have been threats.
30:43I mean, there have been threats, but...
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander.
30:48Eight years old.
30:50Paint me a picture.
30:50Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
30:58The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just
31:04having fun.
31:04Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:10Well, I mean, kind of.
31:13I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:48I was all right.
31:49John tapped out at NCAA, but he still made it to the Frozen Four in Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:12So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17No.
32:17I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good at it.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different into winter, though, right?
32:40Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:52So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
32:56Put it on my visa, put it on my visa, hey.
32:59Don't want you to go, oh, oh.
33:02Get you my love, oh, oh.
33:04Take you inside to show you I'm real, I'm real.
33:09Block it, I'm, baby.
33:11I wanna be dancing with you.
33:13Push it, I'm.
33:14Baby, you're gonna let me go.
33:16I will be taking you on the down, where, where, on the down, on the down, on the down.
33:24Don't say cool, yeah, on the down, say on the down, yeah, fight.
33:30Roz, Roz, you ought to see this.
33:32You're gonna shit, man.
33:35So.
33:35Mm-hmm.
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46What says it right there?
33:48The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say, I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
33:56I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:16And there's Rose wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's gonna upset some Detroit fans.
34:26I don't know.
34:27I don't know.
34:28I don't know.
34:28I don't know.
34:29I don't know.
34:29I don't know.
34:30I don't know.
34:30I don't know.
34:31I don't know.
34:31I don't know.
34:32I don't know.
34:33I don't know.
34:33I don't know.
34:34I don't know.
34:35She seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:37No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp, but the star seems quite happy to let tongues
34:49wag about her new love.
34:50As long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X-Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't
34:59they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:06Here.
35:08Oh, shit!
35:10It was.
35:12Fuck.
35:14I stuck my toe.
35:16Okay, man.
35:17Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight between
35:29themselves and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders, but we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has
35:34to say about that.
35:47See ya?
35:48Yeah?
36:00Yeah.
36:05Oh, come on.
36:07Let's go!
36:08Let's go!
36:09Yeah.
36:09Let's go!
36:10We'll get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders
36:35managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory,
36:41and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
36:43But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosenhoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need a good lead. Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal. We find a fucking club.
37:04They'll be bull.
37:08Monty?
37:10Jesus Christ.
37:11Hi, handsome.
37:34Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No, it wasn't, but you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game, too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone,
37:48but it was a sweaty look.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:51I have no problem watching sweaty colors.
37:55Okay, I want to dance.
37:57I don't know, I'm beat.
37:58Come on, I never get to dance.
37:59Okay, that is a lie.
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:03Miles, get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about that.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:33And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed.
38:54They say it's my fault, but I want so much.
38:56When I fly her away, by the summer rain
38:59Coming over my face, where she will be ashamed
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry me
39:04Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
39:10But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
39:13Running through my head, running through my head
39:18All the things you said, all the things you said
39:20Running through my head, running through my head
39:22All the things you said, all the things you said
39:24I gotta go to the bathroom
39:54Running through my head, running through my head
39:59Running through my head
40:00This is not enough
40:05This is not enough
40:13All the things you said, all the things you said
40:19Running through my head, running through my head
40:21Oh
40:51Oh
41:21Oh
41:51Oh
42:21Oh
42:51Oh
42:53Oh
42:55Oh
43:01Oh
43:03Oh
43:05Oh
43:07Oh
43:21Oh
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