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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race, this week is a double feature.
00:09Snatch game and design.
00:11I definitely think I'm going to add more, more, more.
00:14I'm going to fight for my country.
00:16Even the spirits are confused with that one.
00:19Maya Fox, Van Gogh, congratulations.
00:24You are the winner of this week's maxi challenge.
00:26Holy shit.
00:28Caramel, Chante you say.
00:30Star doll, sashay away.
00:38Pitch.
00:39Star is gone.
00:40I feel a little responsible and a little guilty, but also a little like, ooh.
00:46At least you're not coming back in the workroom, you're going to be mad at me.
00:49I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:51I don't deserve to be here, but I look so pussy.
00:56Just know I will always be a star.
00:59P.S.
01:00Van, you owe me, sis.
01:03I'm her buddy.
01:04Go.
01:05I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync, a lot of anger, a lot of heartbreak for
01:10Star.
01:10I'm like definitely in my feels right now, and I need to let some things out.
01:15Wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:16No, Keisha, no shade.
01:19I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
01:20I'm surprised by that twist.
01:22It was like an impossible choice because I think Caramel, like you did better in the challenge
01:27for sure.
01:28I looked at the competition overall, and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
01:33Ultimately, I choose to save Velma, and this is a strategic move.
01:36I have to be honest.
01:37Who's going to be able to help me long term?
01:40And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:42I'm a little pissed off.
01:43I was kind of gagged in that moment because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:47The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:52In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:54I just feel like it's fake as fuck, and I'm not here for it.
01:58Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here said that they would save me,
02:02I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
02:05At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
02:08Your look was good also, like me.
02:10It was not like that clear.
02:11I do think my critiques were better.
02:13Like they said they laughed.
02:15Well, they laughed at the same joke.
02:16They said that you weren't funny, though.
02:17They said they didn't laugh at anything.
02:19I just think Velma's bullshit.
02:20Are we in the same room?
02:22Are we hearing the same thing?
02:23Like, is your brain not working?
02:25You like didn't get any laughs.
02:27Like they said you weren't funny.
02:28No problem.
02:29Everybody is shocked.
02:30Everybody thought that it would be Caramilk.
02:34This is something that I will remember forever.
02:37So what was your decision, Van?
02:39I'll be the first one to say it.
02:40I think Star's a threat.
02:42So I was like, what's the point in saving her?
02:45I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:49I don't know what Star's going to do.
02:51And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:53Caramilk, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:58That part.
02:59That part.
02:59Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
03:01Just bare face with a wig.
03:06I know this wig is controversial, but I do feel a little.
03:12But I think it's time to get out of drag.
03:14Yes, please.
03:15Let's go.
03:16Let's go.
03:16Season six is playing the game.
03:19The beaver is making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
03:24No one's sticking to, like, the previous seasons where it was boring and they're, like, track record.
03:29You can't bet on an alliance.
03:32I don't believe anyone's actually going to say true to their word.
03:35Go, go, go, go.
03:36The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000 with Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights with extra special guest judge, Alyssa Edwards.
03:52It's a new day in the workroom, and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
04:04So I've got to make sure that I'm still in that top spot so none of these girls can try to ask me.
04:09We made it another week.
04:11Yes!
04:13We got some wins on the board now.
04:15I have a win.
04:16Salty has a win.
04:17Van Gogh's got two wins.
04:19I'm coming up right next.
04:21Now listen here.
04:22One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
04:24So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
04:29I really didn't have a good week.
04:30I know it was a fiasco.
04:32I don't know how to land a plane.
04:34It's really important that I bounce back because, of course, they're going to eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:41Hey, Bunny!
04:42Do you remember being in Alliance, female, and I don't recall talking about an Alliance.
04:47It's a record.
04:49There's no record.
04:51Oh, it's me, Dad.
04:52The girls are over here.
04:54Oh, yes, of course.
04:55If I'm on the top, I'll say a game.
04:57If I'm on the bottom, and vice versa.
04:59Girls, I've ever got me goofed up this morning.
05:02And I'll see, I low-key had an Alliance with Star.
05:05That's not true.
05:07Stop it.
05:08Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
05:10Girl, I saw an opportunity, and I took it.
05:13Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity.
05:16I know I had a floppy on a week.
05:18I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
05:22Yes, you did.
05:23After my sister, Hazel, didn't have my back twice.
05:26Here we go.
05:27First doesn't let me choose, and then says I should be in the bottom.
05:31I am ready to let Hazel have it.
05:34I just want to shake them a little bit, and also let them know that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:39So what I'm seeing is, these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:43Don't mean anything.
05:44Don't mean anything.
05:45Don't mean anything.
05:45This table chat is so revealing.
05:49These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:53And that's okay, because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:57Woo-hoo!
05:58Oh, here we go!
06:01Oh, Canada.
06:03Seen it already, then had her.
06:05Hey, page-turners.
06:08Hey!
06:09There's nothing I love more than a nice, hard cover.
06:13So grab your reading glasses, and don't forget to follow the rubric.
06:19Whoa!
06:24I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
06:29I'm good at that.
06:30Now, you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
06:33Lucky for you, in today's mini-challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:38Hey!
06:40We'll talk all things fashion, and in the end, I'll select my style superstar on the rise.
06:45So take 10 minutes to slip into D-list Fashionista Quick Drag.
06:49Okay!
06:50Then meet me in my atelier, and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red carpet royalty.
06:56Ooh!
06:56Can I get a yes and?
06:58Yes and!
06:59Can I get a yes and Murray?
07:01Yes and Murray!
07:03On your marks, get set, pose!
07:07Yeah!
07:09Go, go, go, go!
07:10Ah!
07:11Ah!
07:12Oh, my God!
07:14This is crazy!
07:16First mini-challenge of the season, and I've never done Quick Drag before.
07:21We'll see how it looks.
07:25Oh, you better, bitch.
07:26Yes.
07:27Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:28Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:29Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:30Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:31Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:32Oh!
07:33Oh!
07:34Oh!
07:35Oh!
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:37It's good to see me, isn't it?
07:39I put on my finest pigeon coat, my wine-stained tube top dress, and I am ready to get this fashion
07:45consultation on the go.
07:47I'm so excited to be here.
07:48Thank you so much.
07:49Oh, my God.
07:50Oh, my God.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:53I see you, 47?
07:54Or I saw 48.
07:55I skipped 47.
07:56I saw 48.
07:57I skipped 47.
07:58I probably need to see that.
07:59I do.
08:00I was server number three.
08:01Let me see the top of your head.
08:02Oh, my God.
08:03Yes, I remember that scene.
08:04Yes, yes.
08:05Can I come in?
08:06Okay, thank you so much.
08:09My agent sent me here because apparently I need some style help.
08:14Oh, girl, look at you.
08:16Oh, gosh.
08:17What have you been up to lately?
08:18I haven't seen you in a minute.
08:20Oh, my God.
08:20I did a commercial for a laxative.
08:22Oh, okay.
08:23It was explosive.
08:24I auditioned on American Idol.
08:26Oh, you did?
08:26Yeah.
08:27It didn't air, though.
08:28Look at you.
08:28You're like some kind of glamour leprechaun.
08:31Exactly.
08:31My name is Patricia.
08:33Pat, if you're nasty.
08:34You have seen me in the magazines, Carson.
08:38Oh, okay.
08:39This knows no boundaries.
08:42I won Miss Lobster Roll 2004 in Shizyak.
08:45That's how I know you.
08:46I knew you knew me from somewhere.
08:48And how would you describe your style in three words?
08:51I think I would do skinny.
08:52Skinny.
08:53For sure would be the first one.
08:54Punk out of bed.
08:56Punk.
08:56Sheep.
08:57Out of bed.
08:58Sheep.
08:59That's five words.
09:00This is my new pigeon coat.
09:01Pigeon is very in right now.
09:03Is it?
09:03It is.
09:04Okay.
09:05Baby, this is chicken feathers from my own coop.
09:09Please.
09:09It's farm to closet.
09:11Oh, yes.
09:11Oh, right.
09:12I mean, your bosoms are, I feel like they're coming out.
09:15They're coming out?
09:16That might be something we can work on.
09:18I need some style help.
09:19Is this beaver?
09:21It's actually my back hair.
09:22It is.
09:23Yeah.
09:23I thought you'd take it off the back and put it on the front.
09:25Put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it.
09:27I loved it.
09:28I love that shoe.
09:29This shoe matches always, Carson.
09:32You're so flexible, Tarek.
09:34That's what gets me the covers.
09:36What do you think of my outfit?
09:37I do like your pocket handkerchief.
09:40Oh, thank you.
09:41Yes.
09:42The pocket square.
09:43Oh, I love a pocket square.
09:44It looks like a triangle to me.
09:46I know.
09:46I know.
09:47Who cares about geometry?
09:49I think people are having sex in that window behind us.
09:51Hold on.
09:52Let me see.
09:52Oh, my gosh.
09:54Look at them.
09:55Oh, my God.
09:56I just love love.
09:58I know.
09:59All right.
09:59We'll just try to avert our eyes.
10:01Of course, some of your favorite style influencers.
10:03I think her name's Melinda Verga.
10:05Melinda Verga.
10:06Melinda Verga.
10:06Oh, what an interesting choice.
10:09Brooklyn Heights.
10:10Really?
10:11I saw those lace eyebrows, and I just needed some of them myself.
10:15You see that right there?
10:16I'll lift up them.
10:16Wow.
10:17Oh, wow.
10:17They look so real.
10:19Oh, thank you.
10:19I think you're hypnotizing me.
10:21Oh, my goodness.
10:23I think you are an amazing astrophysicist.
10:29One sec, one sec.
10:30Let me slap it out of you.
10:31Oh.
10:32Oh, God.
10:34I feel...
10:34What just happened?
10:35We should probably see you do a little runway walk.
10:38I am a little sore from last night, so I'll try my best.
10:40Oh, gosh.
10:41Did you fall?
10:41No, I just had too much food.
10:43Oh, my God.
10:44Over here.
10:46Oh, God.
10:46Oh, goodness.
10:49Chiropractor.
10:49Faster.
10:50Faster.
10:51Faster.
10:51Faster.
10:52Turn.
10:53And a little jog.
10:53A light jog.
10:54A light jog.
10:54Oh, yeah.
10:55That's good.
10:55Oh, yes.
10:56Lead with the knees.
10:58I remember this from Moncton Fashion Week.
11:02And that is the actual lobster roll.
11:05Mm-hmm.
11:07That's so unique.
11:08I walked like that once after a week in Barbados.
11:11Okay.
11:12Okay.
11:13My spoons came out.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:15Where were those?
11:16This is when I lost Mr. Lobster Roll 2005.
11:18Hold on.
11:19Added talent.
11:22All right.
11:22I think we're done here, so get out.
11:24Okay.
11:25Thank you so much.
11:26Thank you so much.
11:27I'll find you on the Moncton Facebook page.
11:29Thanks so much.
11:31I'm banned.
11:32I'm sure you are.
11:33Well, in a room full of D-listers, one of you was an A+.
11:38The winner of today's mini-challenge is Sammy Landry.
11:44Oh, yeah.
11:45Good job.
11:48Yes.
11:50You have won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Swish Embassy.
11:56Ooh.
11:57Oh, my.
11:58All right.
11:58All right.
11:59Now that we're all warmed up, it's time to sizzle your sisters.
12:01Because for this week's maxi-challenge, it's the return of the reading battles.
12:07Oh.
12:09You'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns.
12:15It is the reading battles.
12:16We've all seen it.
12:18Some of us may not love it.
12:19Reading is an art form.
12:21It is something that not everybody can do because you have to be smart.
12:25And a lot of these girls are so stupid.
12:28The goal is simple.
12:30Win your battle and secure your safety.
12:32Lose your battle and, well, you might be in danger, girl.
12:37And the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi-challenge.
12:41But first, you need a reading buddy.
12:43Sammy Landry, as the winner of the mini-challenge, you will select your rival.
12:49Let me get a look here.
12:50Let me get a look.
12:52I get to pick my opponent first.
12:54Who do I want to destroy?
12:58I'm going to go for P.M.
12:59Yes.
13:01I fucking hate you so much.
13:03I hate you more.
13:05Now I will choose a queen at random and they will pick their opponent.
13:13Hazel.
13:14Who the fuck do I want to choose?
13:16Who is on the same level as me?
13:19I think I'm going to go with Caramel.
13:24Okay.
13:26Dulce.
13:27Ooh.
13:29I know everyone thinks I'm going to go pick man, but I'm not sure.
13:32I kind of wanted to surprise them.
13:33You know what?
13:34I'm going to go with Velma.
13:37Work.
13:37Work.
13:37Yes.
13:38Okay, so Dulce versus Velma.
13:41All right, let's find our next name.
13:42Ebony LaBelle.
13:46Oh.
13:46Oh.
13:47Oh.
13:47Here we go.
13:50So which of y'all bitches would call me annoying?
13:52Oh.
13:53You wanted it to be salt versus pepper so bad.
13:58So you know what?
13:59I'm going to choose Maya Fox.
14:00Oh.
14:01Oh.
14:01Oh.
14:02Oh.
14:02Oh my God.
14:04So it's Ebony versus Maya.
14:07And that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh.
14:10He he he.
14:12Fate leaves me and Van together.
14:14And I cannot wait to read her down.
14:20To help you get up in this gig, you'll get some help from our extra special guest judge.
14:25But I'll let her introduce herself.
14:27Oh.
14:28Racers, start your engines.
14:30And may the best drag queen, Reed.
14:36My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I am a very established and seasoned queen.
14:42I mean, truly.
14:43What the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada?
14:46Where's Brooklyn Heights?
14:50Oh my God.
14:52I am gooped, gagged, and bewildered.
14:57Holy.
14:58Hello, my.
14:59She is like my favorite drag queen of all time.
15:03Tell me, are we ready for the reading battle?
15:05Yeah.
15:06The girls want to battle.
15:07Y'all, this is fun.
15:08I know what you all are feeling right now.
15:11But I think if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes and allow yourself to giggle
15:16and laugh, and if you're confident in your skin unapologetically, the judges will enjoy it.
15:21Yeah, I feel like it is hard because it's like you don't want to offend the person.
15:24Why don't you want to offend them in a reading battle?
15:27Honey, there's a cash prize.
15:28There is a check waving to you.
15:30You better get to offending everybody.
15:32All the girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge, and I'm sure Hazel thinks
15:36she has it in the bag.
15:37But I feel like if anything, that just fuels my fire.
15:39I mean, Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint, so I need to come in hard.
15:43So if a joke doesn't land, how do you keep rolling?
15:49Guess what?
15:50I'm laughing first.
15:51Yes.
15:51Okay.
15:52Okay, because if you can't make yourself laugh, how the fuck are you going to make somebody
15:56else laugh?
15:56Yeah, somebody at home laugh.
15:58Many times in season five, me telling myself I can't do this or this or this.
16:02Oh, hell, bitch.
16:04You could do all of that.
16:05It might not be as fast or as sharp as someone else, but what you do is authentically, unapologetically
16:12you.
16:13And when you bring that to this competition, that's when you soar.
16:17Do you have any advice, like maybe right before you walk in to like kind of tell yourself
16:20or does that just kind of tie into pretty much?
16:22No, I think being a performer, it's natural to be nervous because we're passionate about
16:25it, right?
16:26We want to do good.
16:27We want to be a symbol of excellence.
16:28We want to be the best version of ourselves.
16:30So it's natural to be nervous, especially when you're passionate about something.
16:33And I think that's good.
16:34Hearing Alyssa say that like, if you have nerves, it's because you're passionate, kind of makes
16:39me feel a little bit more at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous,
16:42pretty much this whole competition, but it's because it means a lot to me.
16:45This isn't just a game, like this is something I really want.
16:48Bring that backstage drag dancer, bring that to the main stage.
16:53I'm excited to see all this.
16:54I'm excited.
16:55And I believe in you all, right?
16:56Now let me meet y'all's opponents.
16:58Get the hell up out of here.
17:07I love Mr. Listen, motherfucking Edwards.
17:09That is so gaggy.
17:11Are y'all gagged?
17:12Alyssa is that type of girl that just knows how to throw it back right at you.
17:16And she could give us some really, really, really good advice.
17:18I'm Sammy Landry.
17:20Oh, wait, say that again.
17:21Sammy Landry.
17:23Sammy.
17:24Sammy.
17:24Sammy.
17:25Sammy.
17:26Landry.
17:27Landry.
17:27That's the experience.
17:28What does that mean?
17:29It means my name.
17:30Landry.
17:30Landry.
17:31It's French.
17:32Clearly.
17:33Yes.
17:34Who thinks they're really going to excel in this?
17:37I feel like I'm going to surprise myself.
17:38You better do that, honey, or you better be a good lip-sinker.
17:40I can go for him down.
17:43I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious, bitch.
17:46You were cackling.
17:47You were having a boot and a haul.
17:50And I was obsessed with that.
17:50The judges didn't.
17:51They were like, what?
17:52Alyssa, were you entertained?
17:53I said thoroughly, but I'm a storyteller.
17:56I learned very quickly, and these kind of challenges, sometimes less is best.
18:00And when it's less is best, you can get a lot more snappy.
18:03Punch.
18:04You get to the punch.
18:05And delivery can be everything.
18:06Yes.
18:07Sometimes for me, for my character, I could read a children's book and make it funny.
18:10Just really sell your character with it.
18:12Yes.
18:13Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice.
18:16This is all in fun.
18:17Just drag.
18:17It's just drag.
18:18It's not personal.
18:19It's just drag.
18:20Now, I'm nobody's lie detector test, but I think some of these queens are over here playing
18:23too Canadian and nice.
18:25As I think some of them are quite shady.
18:29I'll stay tuned.
18:30Oh, my God.
18:38Alyssa Edwards.
18:39Alyssa motherfucking Edwards.
18:42She came to Moncton.
18:43No way.
18:44In 2018?
18:46I opened for a show that she did in Montreal.
18:48So, you said it was around 2018.
18:5018, yeah.
18:52How long have you been doing drag again?
18:53Nine years.
18:54Nine years?
18:55I started in a drag competition, and I won the contest.
18:59And at the end, I found the heart of drag being my heart.
19:04My art?
19:05Art?
19:06Not my heart.
19:07But, yeah, a little bit of this, too.
19:09The only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of
19:14experience.
19:15Exactly.
19:16I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me.
19:20It was a challenge to be booked for gigs.
19:23I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters.
19:29It's been nine years, but it's, like, the two last years that I really, really had jobs
19:35and I did my experience.
19:37Like, I'm such a fighter, so I just keep on going.
19:40It's a little bit sad.
19:41Like, I'm, like, I wish I had the chance that my sisters that started with me had.
19:47I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this heart.
19:53So, do you want to...
19:54Yeah, let's wish you to get to work.
19:56Yeah.
19:56But it was a challenge.
19:59Wait, did you get...
20:00No, I got chosen.
20:01Who chose you?
20:02Ebony chose me.
20:03So you're easy to read.
20:04Apparently.
20:04And what she said.
20:05Apparently.
20:06Ebony is a really big personality, and I just need to make sure that she doesn't
20:10seem on me in this challenge.
20:11I need to take my space up and stand out my own way.
20:14Oh, girl.
20:15Girl.
20:15Oh, girl, they ain't ready to go.
20:16I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters, Miss Vanessa Goff and Ebony, because they are
20:22the funniest bitches in the room, and I need some help.
20:26I chose Maya.
20:27I don't really know too much about her.
20:28But that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes.
20:31Maya did win Snatch Game last week, so I know she's good at improv.
20:34And what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back?
20:40Are we feeling a little devious today?
20:42Well, yeah.
20:43Well, yes.
20:44I feel like we all didn't get to pick, right?
20:47All three of us?
20:47Yeah.
20:47I didn't get to pick, but I got who I wanted.
20:49Oh, really?
20:50Really?
20:50Yes.
20:51Okay.
20:51You know, Dan has a big target on her back with two wins, and I feel like I could, you
20:57know, maybe make her a little less comfortable.
21:00I'm happy that you're going against her, because I feel like you can really...
21:02I don't want her to get out of the win.
21:05I want to deflate her ego.
21:08Just a little, you know?
21:10I would have picked Hazel, because I know Hazel the best, and I know...
21:15Well, tell me about it.
21:15Oh, we will.
21:16We will.
21:16I want to, like, dig in deep.
21:18Yeah.
21:18And we will dig deep today.
21:20I'm going to give Caramilk a couple of little zingers, or things they can dig at that might
21:27throw Hazel off their game, because Hazel definitely threw my game off last week by not choosing
21:33me.
21:33Do you think everyone else is being shady?
21:35I hope so.
21:35No, I think everyone's going really to the chocolate.
21:37Look at that, they're all overlooking at us.
21:39Oh my God.
21:40OK, so we're talking in French.
21:41Oh my God.
21:42Merci Dieu.
21:43Jésus.
21:44Jésus.
21:45Jésus, Marie.
21:46You look at these other bitches who understand us a little bit panteux.
21:48Non.
21:48That doesn't have a panteux to understand.
21:50Moi, je suis comme pas violente panteux.
21:52Non.
21:52Mais j'essaie de comme être comme cranchant.
21:54J'aime aussi, mais tu sais.
21:56Cause à la fin de la journée, c'est juste à voir être drôle.
22:00Like, tu peux être evil.
22:02I believe you can go as nasty, dirty, and deep as you can go, if it's funny, it's okay.
22:14This week, I know I have to be really prepared.
22:29The order of the word are so important in comedy.
22:34So for me, I know I have to practice, practice, practice, practice, and practice to success.
22:59When life hands you limes, put them in your hat.
23:11Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
23:15She's my favorite naughty librarian.
23:17It's Tracy Melshor.
23:19Hey, Brooke Brack.
23:20Hi, Tracy.
23:20What is your favorite kind of read?
23:22Petulance.
23:23Ooh, noted.
23:26And it's style superstar Carson Kressley.
23:29Carson, what are you still doing here?
23:31Oh, well, I came for the poutine, but I stayed for the Mount Me's.
23:35I think you mean the Mounties.
23:38No, I mean Mount Me's.
23:40And it's the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas, the winner of Global All-Stars, Alyssa Edwards.
23:46I'm back, back, back, back, back again.
23:49Alyssa, you've never been here.
23:51Only in my dreams.
23:52This week, we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles.
23:58Racers, start your engines.
24:00And may the best drag queen win.
24:04Charisma, uniqueness.
24:07Category is My Chemical Reaction.
24:11First up, Hazel.
24:13My Chemical Reaction is inspired by metallicizing.
24:18There is the silver-plated side, and then the gold is metallicizing all over it.
24:24If only she had a brain.
24:26Bitch, fuck Joan of Arc.
24:28It's Hazel of Arc.
24:29I'm here to stomp on this competition.
24:32Thank you for being an alloy.
24:37Maya Fox.
24:38I'm ready to serve you Eruption, baby.
24:42I am the volcano.
24:44We have rubble all on this gown.
24:46We've got lava coming out.
24:48It is moving.
24:49It is flowing.
24:49She is smoking.
24:51That's my Mount Vesuvacissi.
24:53I'm really selling this head to toe.
24:55I am melting all over this stage.
24:58What a hot hat.
25:00Pompeii, I say.
25:02Ebony LaBelle.
25:04Ooh.
25:05Miss Ebony, she's getting ready to go to the gala.
25:07She got her pretty dress on.
25:09She got her hair up in her rollers, honey.
25:11She's reading the good old Belle magazine.
25:14She done high here.
25:15And I turn around.
25:16Boom.
25:17Now she done turned it and burnt it.
25:19The whole back is burnt to a crisp.
25:22But isn't she so glamorous?
25:24Hair today?
25:25Gone tomorrow.
25:27PM.
25:29My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach.
25:33Another plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque, plaque again.
25:37On one side of me, I am plaqued.
25:39I am disgusting.
25:40I am a deep coffee-stained yellow.
25:43And then on the other side, I am showing you pearly and white.
25:47Get up to three shades lighter in just two weeks.
25:52Fanned off.
25:53My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction
25:55decaying.
25:56Now that right there is rigamorous.
25:59I wanted to be in kind of a half-state of decaying, so I got bones coming out.
26:05Baby, I'm giving you horror.
26:07I'm giving you spooky.
26:10Spooning.
26:10It takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this.
26:16Caramilk.
26:17Who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar?
26:21What the fudge?
26:23This week, I really wanted to show something more sexy.
26:25I just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs and show the girls that I can really
26:29strut down.
26:30I think I see her ganache.
26:33Caramilk is melting the hearts of the judges.
26:35Sammy Landry.
26:38My chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization.
26:43Oh my God, I'm crystallized, you guys.
26:47I don't fucking know how crystallization works.
26:49I'm not a scientist.
26:50I'm a drag queen.
26:51Now that right there is Marilyn Monho.
26:54I wanted to challenge myself and push myself and show the judges that I hear the critiques.
27:00This is the glam, Sammy.
27:03Saltina shaker.
27:04My runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis.
27:10That's me freezing.
27:11It's Kate minus eight Fahrenheit.
27:13I have these pipes going into my suit, pumping oxygen, but I'm slowly freezing to death, putting
27:23the cyst in cryogenesis.
27:26She's giving us the cold shoulder.
27:29Dulce.
27:29I'm rolling down this runway like I have a rock, and at the very end, I bust open, and
27:35you see everything that's inside of me.
27:36I could see her Grand Canyon.
27:38A lot of browns, a lot of like almost orange-y colors, maybe a bit of crystallization, which
27:44is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered everywhere.
27:47I want to show the judges that I don't always just wear a gown.
27:50Not a soul could rock.
27:52Belma Jones.
27:53The graceful Mother Nature has arrived.
27:56It's precipitation, but fashion.
27:59The hair clouds discharge with water.
28:03The rain is pouring to the cold ground, becoming ice.
28:07Here she is, world.
28:09It's Stormy Daniels.
28:11I want to take my time for the judges to really take it in and really appreciate all
28:17the details.
28:17Is that a first time a woman's ever made you wet?
28:19She'll put it down the truth.
28:27Welcome to Reading Battles.
28:29Tonight, two queens will face off in a read-off.
28:33You will exchange burns and land as many hits as you can.
28:39The winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition.
28:43And the funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner.
28:47We will also name a bottom three from the losers of their battles.
28:51So don't hold back.
28:55Welcome to our first battle.
29:04The only thing whiter than her face is her dancing.
29:09It's Van Gogh.
29:12And just like her hometown, Ottawa, she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her.
29:17It's Saltina Shaker.
29:19Let the reading begin!
29:24Hello, everyone.
29:24My name is Van Gogh.
29:25I am the little devil with the list, also known as the frontrunner of the competition.
29:31Saltina is so desperate for another win.
29:34She's battling the girl with the speech impediment.
29:36And she's still going to lose.
29:39But it'll remind her of week one.
29:42All right.
29:42Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
29:44Whatever the fuck PM is.
29:46How are we doing tonight?
29:47You know, Van, it looks like somebody squished your face.
29:54But it also sounds like somebody squished your face.
30:00So, Tina, you are the queen of social media.
30:02And I want you to show us how to do one of those amazing transitions right now.
30:06From the main stage back to Ottawa.
30:10What do Van's filler and Canadian geese have in common?
30:15They're both migrating as we speak.
30:22Well, I went to Brooklyn's doctor, so...
30:26I know.
30:27Oh, my gosh!
30:31Van walks into a bar.
30:33Is something I would say if Caramel didn't steal all her bookings.
30:36Albert Einstein invented the theory of relativity.
30:45My theory?
30:46Your parents were relatives.
30:50I want to leave you all with some homework.
30:54Do y'all know what a blobfish is?
30:56A blobfish?
30:58If you don't know what it is, look it up when you get back home.
31:01And let me know what you think.
31:04Let me know what you think.
31:06Um, hint.
31:07It's hideous.
31:10Thank you, guys.
31:12Woo!
31:14Well done.
31:15The reading battle is on.
31:17A real war of words.
31:18Lots of casualties and collateral damage over here.
31:22Van Goth, I can tell that you host.
31:24I can tell that you are comfortable commanding a room.
31:27Saltina, you had some great zingers in there.
31:29Canada Goose, Migration.
31:30I was like, wait, they make more than just jackets?
31:32I was a little worried about you at first, but you really found your rhythm at the end,
31:37and you ended on the perfect note, which is that blobfish.
31:40And also, your PM joke will live rent-free in my head forever.
31:45I think this is a double act, something you two both should take on the road together.
31:49Good and evil.
31:50The winner of this reading battle is...
31:54Saltina Shaker.
31:56Yay!
31:57Condragulations, you live to slay another day.
32:04Yay!
32:05That means I'm sorry, my dear, but Van Goth, you lost your battle, and you may be up for elimination.
32:10It's time for our next battle.
32:17Now, despite popular belief, she did not shoot Selena.
32:23It's Dulce!
32:24Oh, my God, that's great.
32:28And she's the Jean Chrétien of drag.
32:31It's Belma Jones!
32:33Let the reading begin!
32:37Well, hello, everyone.
32:39My name is Dulce, and I will be your main course for this evening.
32:44To warm us up, you know, the one that you kind of toss to the side, Velma.
32:48Hi, everybody, NPM!
32:50I'm Belma Jones!
32:54I'm your Frenchie sweetheart, and the good thing with this face-off is I would not understand any of it.
33:02Girl, neither will we, don't worry.
33:04Oh, Dulce!
33:06I like Dulce Deliche!
33:09Mmm, mmm, mmm!
33:11What's missing?
33:13Oh, taste.
33:14Too bad I can't ask for you.
33:20Velma is so white.
33:21When Feast, woo, when Feast, girl, I know about Feast.
33:25But when I first met Velma, she thought I was housecleaning.
33:29She did.
33:30And when production first said hard ice, she got so excited because she thought I was finally getting deported.
33:35Oh, my God, girl!
33:39Yeah, well, Dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family.
33:45And judging by how she's dressing, hey, Grandma.
33:51I'm surprised you know the word Grandma, because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
33:56Yeah, oh, yeah, sure.
33:57But my grandma loved me.
33:59She's the only one that does.
34:02Fuck.
34:03Dulce is so poor.
34:04Well, yes, well, yes.
34:11She keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs and uses them as coupons at grocery store.
34:18I would have saved those drink tickets for your mom.
34:21I know she could have used them.
34:22But did you know that Velma also has a drag king personality?
34:26No, she does.
34:27She does.
34:28But honestly, if we were all such a half-assed drag queen like her,
34:31we would also need another personality to make up for the lack of talent.
34:36No girls are reading.
34:39Dulce is from the city of London.
34:41And now I understand where she got her British smile.
34:49Velma!
34:50Velma!
34:50Velma!
34:52Yay!
34:54Word!
34:55Both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday.
35:00Dulce loved your confidence.
35:02I loved how you commanded the stage.
35:05Velma, I loved how you were able to laugh at yourself and the fact that English is not your
35:09first language.
35:10You surprised me.
35:12Your timing, your delivery, really impeccable.
35:15The winner of this reading battle is...
35:20Velma Jones, congratulations!
35:22You have won your reading battle.
35:29Dulce, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
35:35It's time for our next battle.
35:38She's not viral.
35:45She's just diseased.
35:48It's Sammy Landry.
35:52And they're polyamorous.
35:54But you could probably tell that just by looking at them.
35:58It's PM.
36:00Let the reading begin!
36:05Pussy milk.
36:08That is the name that PM chose for themselves.
36:13It's a little hard to process.
36:15It might be because I'm lactose intolerant or because it's just a shit name.
36:21Now, I'm going to find some new names for you tonight because your pussy milk is rotted.
36:30My name is PM.
36:32Just the letters P and M, you stupid bitch.
36:35Sammy Landry, season six's comedy queen.
36:40The only funny thing about you, though, is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister.
36:47Oh, damn!
36:48Oh, damn!
36:51PM.
36:52Poorly made.
36:56PM.
36:58Problematic mug.
36:59Your makeup is a little dry.
37:04Kind of like your punchline.
37:09Okay, you got me with that one.
37:11Okay, Sammy, I have two words for you, and I'm going to say them really slowly because you're from Moncton, and that means you're an idiot.
37:22Pimple patches.
37:24You're looking like a Jackson Pollock painting out a drag, sweetheart, and we don't want to see it anymore.
37:30Oh, my.
37:32P.M.
37:34Patchy mullet.
37:37Oh, my gosh!
37:38Your drag belongs in the dark PM hours because I don't want to see it.
37:47We have an animal on stage, and from your lip sync, you literally look like a pony doing fucking dressage.
37:54And your teeth.
37:55Are you munching and crunching those carrots, sweetheart?
37:58I haven't mentioned the carrots because I can clearly see what the fuck is going on here, okay?
38:07P.M.
38:09Poop muncher.
38:13And I'm about to leave the stage because I don't want to take up any more of your time like Sammy has in this competition.
38:21Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
38:23Thank you so much.
38:24You two went in really engaging with each other.
38:29I'd love to see it.
38:30Sammy, all of those PMs were great.
38:32They were clever.
38:32They were inventive.
38:33But most importantly, they were funny.
38:36Both of you, well done.
38:37Bravo.
38:39Woo!
38:40The winner of this reading battle is...
38:44Sammy Landry.
38:46Woo!
38:46Oh!
38:47Hey!
38:47That means, P.M., I'm sorry, my dear.
38:52You lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
38:58It's time for our next battle.
39:04If she was a coffee order, she'd be a flat white.
39:07Oh!
39:08Oh!
39:10It's Hazel!
39:12That was good.
39:13That was good.
39:13And she's not even the best drag queen in her family.
39:17It's Caramel!
39:18Oh!
39:19Oh!
39:20Oh!
39:20Oh!
39:21Let the reading begin!
39:23Hello, everyone.
39:24My name is Hazel.
39:27Her name is Disappointment.
39:28Yeah!
39:29Caramel, you made so many clock jokes in Snatch Game.
39:33Now, the only clock that's ticking is your name in this game.
39:38That did not come out how it should.
39:39Not at all.
39:40Not one bit.
39:41Well, you know, fuck my drag.
39:42Okay, next!
39:44Hazel threw her sister, P.M., under the bus last week.
39:47Oh, my God.
39:47She must go through a lot of razor shaving those two faces.
39:51Something Maya Fox would know a lot about.
39:54Oh!
39:56Did y'all know that Caramel came in here named after the wrong chocolate bar?
40:01Bitch, your name should be Crunchy.
40:05It is Caramel with a K.
40:07And this is Hazel without her K.
40:09Ketamine!
40:10Oh, shit!
40:12Girl!
40:13Oh, shit!
40:14Oh!
40:16Girl, I know...
40:17Girl, P.M.?
40:17P.M. told you that one, bitch.
40:20We see it in your nostrils.
40:21Oh!
40:22Oh!
40:22You know what's so endearing about Caramelk?
40:26The fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger star than Dulce in the acting challenge.
40:32No one's bigger than Dulce.
40:33No!
40:34You have a weekly show called Haze, which makes a lot of sense, because you have the testosterone of an entire fraternity.
40:45Ironic that Caramelk played Flava Flav, because she's been giving tasteless performances week after week after week.
40:54But I still sent Star home, with no makeup on.
40:57Oh!
40:58Oh!
40:58Oh!
40:59Oh!
40:59Hazel rapped about being a star in her It Girl music video verse.
41:05Girl, with that cheerleader entrance look, you're not shining, you're sheening!
41:10Oh!
41:10Oh!
41:11Oh!
41:11Oh!
41:12Oh!
41:12Oh!
41:13Oh!
41:13Oh!
41:14Oh!
41:14Oh!
41:15Oh!
41:15Oh!
41:16Oh!
41:17Oh!
41:17Oh!
41:18Oh!
41:19Oh!
41:20Oh!
41:21Oh!
41:22Oh!
41:23Oh!
41:24You're a funny person when you're not reading a script, all right?
41:28When you put the cards down and you interacted with the audience and with us, you invited us into your world and we felt like we were a part of the Hazel show.
41:37Even when the jokes didn't land, you didn't wither, you know? You stood tall and fabulous and strong, so we love to see it.
41:44And Caramel, it's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell.
41:48You had some really great jokes in there, and you finished on such a high note for me, and it was a really good period on the sentence.
41:54The winner of this reading battle is Caramelk.
42:00Woo!
42:01Woo!
42:05Hazel, my dear, I'm sorry, but you lost your battle and maybe a prelimination.
42:09Darn.
42:10It is time for our final battle.
42:17St. Catherine's has no nightlife, which explains her drag.
42:23It's Ebony LaBelle!
42:25Yes!
42:26And she puts the East in Beast!
42:31It's Maya Foxx!
42:32Not that.
42:33Yay!
42:35Let the reading begin!
42:37I am so happy that I get to share the stage with you this week. I mean, goddamn bitches, look how good she makes me love!
42:44Ebony is such a likable and friendly queen. Even her lace has been waving at me all season.
42:51Hi, Maya! Hi, Maya!
42:54Ms. Maya, did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar?
42:59Yeah? Mm-hmm.
43:01Let me tell you, okay, in her verse on episode one, she says that she serves looks in her free time.
43:06I guess she don't got a lot of free time, bitch.
43:14Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
43:18This bitch is always interrupting people. So, Ebony, the next time you need to say something, please raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
43:27I know I've been dogging on her ugly brother over there, so let me give you some...
43:32Let me give you some nice words, okay? Because I am kind. It is so lovely to see you working on your makeup brick by brick by motherfucking brick, bitch.
43:44Bitch, you really are the queen of blending into the background.
43:48Oh, girl.
43:50Alyssa, I am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week. I actually prepared a gift for you, okay?
43:57Ms. Maya Fox is here to show you how to finally hook in a pillowcase, bitch.
44:00Wait a minute, she don't got a chin, either! She can't!
44:05You're waiting, me, bitch, or her?
44:07This bitch was so busted in the commercial, it looks like her booking fee is $37.50.
44:13Listen, we got to work on that drag name. She came up in here as Maya Fox, but I think we could try Maya Horse or, uh, Maya Taste is Awful or, uh, Maya Time in this Competition is Up after this week's challenge.
44:26Woo!
44:27Woo!
44:29Yay!
44:30Thank you. I am Ebony LaBelle and that's a man, Maury.
44:33Now this is how you close out a reading battle.
44:38I think this is my favorite duo of the night.
44:40Yes!
44:41What an epic showdown. Ebony, let's talk.
44:45Gorgeous, confident, strong. The comebacks were, like, impeccable. I felt like I was watching you in Vegas.
44:53You give me a character right out of Paris' Barney.
44:56Oh, Maya. It was a very Canadian approach.
45:00Yeah.
45:01You had great material.
45:02I love to raise your hand. You had some, uh, cute little zingers.
45:08The winner of this reading battle is...
45:12Ebony LaBelle.
45:13Woo!
45:14Yes!
45:16Thank you so much!
45:17You're loving it!
45:20Maya Fox, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination.
45:24Congratulations to our battle winners this week.
45:31You all burnt your opponents to a crisp, but one of you really stirred the pots.
45:38Ebony LaBelle, congratulations!
45:45You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
45:47Yes, I am!
45:48Yes!
45:49You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of Lucky Bastard Distilleries.
45:55Bitch, I'm a lucky bastard tonight!
45:57Yes, ma'am!
45:58Ooh, that's like good money.
46:00That leaves us with the losers of their battles.
46:04Van Gogh, Maya Fox, you are both safe.
46:11Which means Dulce, PM, and Hazel, I'm sorry, but you were the bottom three this week.
46:18Ebony, as this week's winner, you have earned the power of the Golden Beaver, granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their life.
46:28You hold the fate of your sisters in your petite little hands.
46:34As you untuck, the bottom three may plead their case.
46:37You may leave the stage.
46:41Oh, girl!
46:43The reading battles have come to a close.
46:46The reading battles were so much fun.
46:48We really redeemed the reading challenges on Canada's Drag Race.
46:51You're welcome, season five.
46:53We can finally all stop hearing Ebony cry about being safe.
46:57She's won a challenge!
46:59Yeah!
47:01Cheers!
47:02Well deserved.
47:03I motherfucking ate that!
47:04Yes, you did!
47:05Yes, you did!
47:06Bitch, I won!
47:12Bitch, I won!
47:14Girl, y'all know I've been hungry for it.
47:16I'm just like so proud of myself.
47:18Oh, I know these holes are bad.
47:19These holes are bad.
47:21And Maya, I need to say, I'm not mad at you.
47:23Okay.
47:24We killed it up there.
47:25We did great.
47:26You were the one person that I did not want to go against.
47:29Ah!
47:30And this is my redemption, too.
47:31Thanks!
47:33Bitch, you were so funny.
47:36The comedy redemption finally happened.
47:38Sorry for this, Amanda.
47:39Yes, me too!
47:41I am funny.
47:43Yes!
47:44Yes, you are funny!
47:45My spot is secured.
47:47I want to hear what the bottoms have to say.
47:49I wanted to talk to my sister Dulce because I'm feeling a vibe over here.
47:54It sucks.
47:55I feel like I haven't been reaching the potential that I know I can.
48:00I feel like my drag is fucking sickening.
48:03I'm happy you won.
48:04I wish I won.
48:05But it is what it is.
48:07My track record is good.
48:09I've been in the top.
48:10I've never gotten the beaver.
48:12I'm going to continue to fucking do better.
48:15I don't want to throw you two under the bus either.
48:17Because, like, I know you guys feel just as shit as I do.
48:21You guys are more used to it, but I'm not.
48:24I was waiting for that.
48:25I was waiting for it.
48:26I was waiting.
48:27What I'm feeling right now is the way that I was feeling a couple weeks ago.
48:30It's like, you're doing good.
48:32You know, you wanted that moment.
48:34You wanted that win.
48:35And you're having a little short spot.
48:38Don't discredit yourself, girl.
48:40I deserve to stay here, but I don't know how the girls are playing it.
48:43If they're playing it by track record, it should be me.
48:46No questions asked.
48:48No shade, I want the beaver just as much as you do again.
48:51You know?
48:52Like, if I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season,
48:54then I'm the fucking beaver queen of the season.
48:56I want to keep going and fucking showing everyone that I am a threat in this competition
49:00and not a fucking flat white.
49:02God, I would kill for a flat white.
49:03Bitch, your face is a flat white.
49:09Listen, I want to move into your beaver lodge, Ebeneez,
49:13so fucking give me that beaver, okay?
49:15I am obviously a little upset that I'm here.
49:18I'm somebody in Vancouver who doesn't really do the back room shit.
49:22So for me to sit down and put pen to paper and make people laugh today
49:27is probably one of my proudest moments.
49:30And I can't stop smiling because I look fucking good.
49:34I feel good.
49:36And I did good today.
49:38I obviously hope you use the beaver on me
49:40because these two don't know how to use a beaver properly.
49:44Bitch, when I was 16, I had my time with the beaver.
49:47Yeah, sure you have, Hazel.
49:48Bitch, we're friends to this day.
49:50Hi, Kiana.
49:51If I were in the top, I would have used it on PM.
49:53I would use it on PM.
49:54I thought you were absolutely phenomenal.
49:57I would say Dulce, for sure.
49:59I think she's got the best track record.
50:02Who's the fucking gag over there?
50:03No, I said for sure.
50:05Oh, okay.
50:06Well, I mean, for me, I think, like, Hazel, I think you already had the beaver.
50:10Like, this is how I would process it.
50:12PM, you got the beaver last week as well.
50:14Dulce's never had the beaver.
50:15You were in the top in the commercial challenge.
50:18I don't know what Ebony's gonna do here.
50:19She's got some really strong options, but she could also make a move in this competition.
50:23She also has an alliance with everybody up in here.
50:25So I don't know what this bitch is thinking.
50:26There's a lot of things to take into consideration.
50:28I can fully just base it off of today.
50:30I can base it off a track record.
50:32I can also base it off of what I think's gonna come next.
50:34What if the next challenge is a performance challenge?
50:36Who I think is going to really, really eat it up next week.
50:40I know that Ebony is playing this game strategically.
50:43So I need to make sure that I give her an offer that she cannot deny
50:48so that I end up with the beaver in my hands.
50:51Ebony, can I say something though?
50:53Yes.
50:54I feel like this week I rose and I feel like I'm headed upwards.
50:58And if you were to ever find yourself down, I would scratch your back for sure.
51:04And I would scratch it so good.
51:06I feel like I didn't flop this week and I really want to be here.
51:10And I will get you back if you get me this week.
51:12Oh, and you know what?
51:13Dulce and I can say the exact same thing too.
51:16Literally, girl, really fucking sweet.
51:18But you don't mean it.
51:19What do you mean I don't mean it?
51:20Because you put me out there last week and I'm one of your best friends.
51:23Bitch, I did not fucking put you out there last week.
51:26You didn't choose me.
51:27I was in the moment, but anyone else would fucking choose me.
51:29You're in the moment.
51:30You chose it.
51:31And that's the thing.
51:32So it is what it is.
51:34You know what I think?
51:35I think let them huddle it out on the lip sync.
51:37Put them down.
51:38Save me.
51:39Make it real simple.
51:41They need stuff to work out.
51:42Make them lip sync.
51:43Down.
51:44But I also want to see you turn the party, Dulce.
51:47Pardon?
51:48You said you could turn the party and I want to see you go out there.
51:50I want to see you go.
51:51Like, girl, shut the fuck out.
51:52Like, whether we lip sync or not, like, I'm fucking ready to oof, girl.
51:55I love this untucked.
51:57Ah!
51:58PM gave me a very good offer that if I scratch their back now, they'll scratch my back later.
52:05I do believe them.
52:06I really do.
52:07Bitch, not everybody making that plea.
52:09So I guess I'm pretty good whoever the hell I choose.
52:12I don't know.
52:13Girl, I just got to make a damn decision.
52:22Welcome back, queens.
52:24Ebony LaBelle.
52:26Heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
52:29Who do you want to save from the chomping block?
52:31Y'all did not make it easy this week.
52:34Whoever I don't save, bitches, bite it out on the stage.
52:40I have chose to save Dulce.
52:44Well, I'll be damned.
52:49Dulce, you are out of the woods this week.
52:52You may join the others at the back.
52:55Thank you. I love you, Alyssa.
52:59PM.
53:01Hazel.
53:02I'm sorry, but this means you are both up for elimination.
53:06Two queens stand before us.
53:08Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Dumb Blonde by Avril Lavigne featuring Nicki Minaj.
53:18This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
53:27The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
53:33Good luck and don't fuck it up.
53:45I ain't no dumb blonde.
53:47I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
53:49I got my game on.
53:51Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
53:54Well, there you go again, telling me where I belong.
53:58You put me on the bench, don't think that I can play strong.
54:02So quick to condescend.
54:04Well, you think I'm empty, I'm not.
54:07You won't be so confident when I'm crushing you from the top.
54:10I'm a babe, I'm a boss, and I'm making this my day.
54:14Uh-huh.
54:15I can flip like a switch and I cut like a blade.
54:18Try to get enough.
54:19I can sting like a bee, but I'm sweeter than her day.
54:23Uh-huh.
54:24And I'm quick as a whip, so get out of my way.
54:27Come and get enough.
54:29I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:31I ain't no stupid Barbie doll.
54:33I got my game on.
54:35Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:37I ain't no dumb blonde.
54:39I am a freaking cherry ball.
54:41That's right.
54:42I need your icon.
54:43Come watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:46Stand up, everybody.
54:48Get up, say it loud.
54:50We're bombshells raising hell now.
54:52Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
54:54Stand up, everybody.
54:57Get up, say it loud.
54:59We're bombshells raising hell now.
55:01Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:03Yo, I ain't playing, but I won the cup.
55:05Came through heavy on it in a Bentley truck.
55:07Uh-huh.
55:08Give me young Avril security tuck.
55:10In the back just in case one of y'all run up.
55:12One of y'all, um, um, all of y'all be stuck.
55:14When you see a young queen in the flesh will suck.
55:16All I hatin' you was doin', got the Barbie poppin'.
55:18Now all of them wanna be a Barbie, I'm watchin'.
55:20But you never gon' stop me, never gon' top me.
55:23Millions on millions, they never gon' dot me.
55:25I am the prototype, the pink, pink.
55:27And no, I don't want no frauds.
55:29Wink, wink, wink.
55:30Oh no, I ain't no dubbloss.
55:32I ain't no stupid Barbie girl.
55:34I got my game on.
55:36Watch me, watch me, watch me, prove you wrong.
55:39I ain't no dubbloss.
55:41I am a freakin' cherry ball.
55:43Yeah, I'll be your icon.
55:45Just watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:47Get up, everybody.
55:49Get up, say it loud.
55:51Get up, shout it's raising hell now.
55:53Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
55:55Get up, say it loud.
55:56Get up, say it loud.
55:57Get up, say it loud.
55:58Get up, shout it's raising hell now.
55:59Watch me, watch me, watch me prove you wrong.
56:02All right.
56:03That was great.
56:04Wow.
56:05Queens, we have made our decision.
56:18PM, Shantae you stay.
56:27I'm so sorry.
56:28I'm the only person I want.
56:33You deserve it.
56:34Go with it.
56:35Go with it.
56:36Hazel.
56:37Yes.
56:38Behind those hazel eyes,
56:40you've made our decision.
56:43Hazel.
56:44Yes.
56:45Behind those hazel eyes,
56:47is a star on the rise.
56:50Thank you so much for this opportunity.
56:53I feel so blessed to be here.
56:55Well, we are so blessed to have you here.
56:58Now sashay away.
57:00This flat white will end to fit now.
57:04Love you.
57:05Love you.
57:06Love you.
57:07Love you.
57:08Love you.
57:09Love you.
57:10Love you.
57:11You can catch my one person comedy show coming very soon.
57:15You got any comp tickets?
57:18I feel very disappointed.
57:23I just feel like I didn't really get to show off who I am truly as a performer just besides
57:31that iconic lip sync.
57:37Oh, you bitch.
57:40Am I Fifi O'Hara in this moment?
57:47Oh, my God.
57:51The beautiful Hazel, you are absolutely beautiful, like you said.
57:56You should be so proud of yourself.
57:57This is just the beginning.
57:58And that's what it's about.
58:00I know.
58:01I sashayed away a few times in my time.
58:04Get your person, come on.
58:07Let's go, we going to Texas?
58:08Let me take her, let me take her.
58:10Is the bus still running?
58:12Yeah, I am.
58:13Baby, you're going to the train station or something.
58:16Girl, hit it.
58:18Congratulations, queens.
58:20You live to slay another day.
58:22The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
58:25So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
58:30Peter!
58:32That's right.
58:33Now let the music play!
58:34You wear it well.
58:35Step, step, step, step, paint it on.
58:38You wear it well.
58:39You sure suits you.
58:41Ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:43Work it for me, work it for me, me.
58:46You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well.
58:50Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:52You'll be the hostesses with the mostesses
58:54on our brand new drag talk show, The Shade.
58:58I feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
59:01This is definitely not the energy that I want to start with.
59:04It's not just like having a drag mother, drag daughter.
59:07It's about the connections you make along the way.
59:09Girl, this is boring.
59:11I love this talk show, by the way.
59:12Wow!
59:13You were made for TV.
59:15You're like Cindy Lou Who's slutty cougar stepmom, Tanya Lou Who.
59:20Tanya.
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