Friends (1994) Episode 234 - kisskh
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00:00Previously on Friends
00:03Hey, Erica, are you okay?
00:05Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much.
00:07I keep getting these stomach aches.
00:09They come and go, like, every few minutes.
00:13Oh, my God.
00:14Relax, we'll just get her some antacids.
00:18She doesn't have a stomach ache.
00:19She's in labor.
00:21Oh, my God.
00:22So if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you
00:24because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else,
00:26you're wrong.
00:27It's because you mean more to me.
00:30Rach!
00:30What?
00:55Hey.
00:57Shh, go back to sleep.
00:59I have to go home.
01:01Oh, God.
01:02This was amazing.
01:05It really was.
01:08You've learned some new moves.
01:11Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me
01:14sex for dummies as a joke.
01:16Who's laughing now?
01:17I know.
01:21So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
01:30Your job's a joke.
01:31Your job's a joke.
01:32You broke.
01:32Your love life's the only way.
01:35It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
01:39But when it hasn't been your day, but when it hasn't been your day, we've been your year.
01:45But I'll be there for you.
01:49When the race starts to go home.
01:51I'll be there for you.
01:53I'll be there for you.
01:54I'll be there for you.
01:58I'll be there for you.
02:00Breathe.
02:01Breathe.
02:02Breathe.
02:03Breathe.
02:04Breathe.
02:05Breathe.
02:06Oh, okay.
02:07Good.
02:08Next time, can I say breathe?
02:09No.
02:10Last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her.
02:11Hey, can I get you anything?
02:12You want some more ice chips?
02:13No, I'm okay.
02:14All right, I'll be right back.
02:15Where are you going?
02:17To use the bathroom.
02:18You can't leave me alone with her.
02:21What?
02:22This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with.
02:26What kind of social situation are you willing to leave?
02:30Say, breathe.
02:31Yeah.
02:32You don't want to breathe?
02:33No.
02:34No, no.
02:35Okay.
02:36Good.
02:37Next time, can I say breathe?
02:38No, last time, you said it like Dracula, and it scared her.
02:41No.
02:42What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?
02:47It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.
02:50You'll be fine.
02:53Eh, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes.
02:54Okay.
03:03So, uh, any plans for the summer?
03:09I don't know.
03:10Maybe church camp?
03:12Uh, may not want to mention this.
03:22So, you ever wonder which is worse?
03:24You know, going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
03:29What?
03:31Well, it's just interesting.
03:32You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
03:37One of life's great, unanswerable questions.
03:46I mean, who knows?
03:47Maybe there's something even more painful than those things.
03:54Like this.
03:55Good morning.
04:04Hey.
04:05What's that?
04:06Oh, it's my housewarming present for Monica and Chandler.
04:09Oh!
04:10That's a baby chicken duck.
04:12Uh-huh.
04:13And I named them Chick Junior and Duck Junior.
04:15I did not see that coming.
04:18Yeah.
04:19I figured they'd love it at the new house.
04:21You know, it has that big backyard.
04:22And then when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chicken duck to.
04:26Yes.
04:30It's a shame people can't visit there.
04:32That is the rule, though.
04:38Guess what?
04:39You're almost an uncle.
04:41What?
04:41Yeah, Erica went into labor last night.
04:43Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now.
04:45Oh, my God.
04:45Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's going to be a girl.
04:48Phoebe, you were sure Ben was going to be a girl.
04:51Have you seen him throw a ball?
04:52Is Rachel here?
04:57Uh, I think she's still asleep.
04:59Hey, hey, hey.
04:59How'd it go with you guys last night?
05:01She seemed pretty pissed at you.
05:03Uh, we, uh, you know, we worked things out.
05:08What's that smile?
05:09Did something happen with you two?
05:10Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell.
05:13Uh, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up.
05:16We totally did it.
05:18Oh, my God.
05:19You and Rachel?
05:20I know, it's pretty great.
05:22So, what does that mean?
05:23Are you guys getting back together?
05:25Oh, I don't know.
05:26I mean, we didn't really get to talk.
05:28But do you want to get back together?
05:30I don't know.
05:32It was incredible.
05:33I mean, it just felt so right.
05:36When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go.
05:42You know what?
05:42Yeah, I do.
05:43I want to be together.
05:44Yay!
05:45Shh!
05:46Yay!
05:48So, is she still going to Paris?
05:51Wow, I hadn't thought of that.
05:52I hope not.
05:53Oh, this is like the best day ever.
05:55Ever.
05:56You guys might get back together.
05:58Monica and Chandler are getting their baby.
06:00There are chicks and ducks in the world again.
06:03Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical.
06:05Oh, when the sun comes up bright and beaming.
06:11As the moon comes morning.
06:14Guess you'll never know how it ends.
06:15Okay.
06:17Hey.
06:18Hi.
06:19Hi.
06:19How'd you sleep?
06:20Good.
06:21You?
06:22Good.
06:22I'll bet you did.
06:27Uh, would you guys mind giving us a minute?
06:29Sure.
06:30Yeah.
06:30Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?
06:32Chick and the duck?
06:33Didn't they dive?
06:34Dive.
06:34Yeah, they dove.
06:37Head first and had fun on the farm.
06:39So, morning.
06:53You too.
06:55Last night was just wonderful.
06:57It really was.
06:59I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.
07:01I know, me too.
07:02It was, you know, it was like one of those things you think is never going to happen and
07:08and then it does and it's everything you want it to be.
07:11Mm-hmm.
07:12I know.
07:13It was just, oh.
07:16Oh, it's just the perfect way to say goodbye.
07:26Ah!
07:27Hey, just a little bit more, honey.
07:29Oh, man, this hurts!
07:30Really?
07:31That bad?
07:31Uh-huh.
07:32I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse.
07:38The baby's head is crowning.
07:39Yeah!
07:40Oh, my God.
07:42That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen.
07:46Chandler, you have to see this.
07:48I'm okay.
07:50Chandler, you don't want to miss this.
07:52This is the birth of your child.
07:53It's the miracle of life.
07:55All right.
07:55Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.
08:02Start pushing.
08:04Here we go.
08:05Here come the shoulders.
08:13It's a boy.
08:15Is he okay?
08:17He's just fine.
08:19You did it.
08:21It's a baby.
08:23A beautiful little baby.
08:25And some other stuff I'm going to pretend I don't see.
08:30Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
08:33Okay.
08:37Well, that's spongy.
08:41Oh.
08:44Hey, handsome.
08:47I'm going to love you so much that no woman is ever going to be good enough for you.
08:54We're so lucky.
08:55I know.
08:58He has your eyes.
09:01I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.
09:05We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
09:10Oh, my God.
09:11He's beautiful.
09:13Thank you so much.
09:15I'm really happy for you guys.
09:17How do you feel?
09:19I'm tired.
09:20Well, you don't have that much time to relax.
09:22The other one will be along in a minute.
09:31I'm sorry.
09:31Who should be along in a what now?
09:33The next baby should be along in a minute.
09:37Uh, we only ordered one.
09:42You know it's twins, right?
09:44Oh, yeah.
09:45These are the faces of two people in the know.
09:47I can't believe you didn't know it's twins.
09:57This has never happened before.
09:58Well, gosh.
09:59That makes me feel so special and good.
10:01Wait, did you know it was twins?
10:04Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
10:07Did anybody tell you?
10:08I don't think so.
10:10Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats,
10:13but I thought that was just mine and the baby's.
10:15They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong,
10:17and I thought, well, that's good because I'm having a baby.
10:19This is unbelievable.
10:23Twins actually run in my family.
10:25Interesting.
10:28Can I see you for a second?
10:32What do we do?
10:34What do you mean, what do we do?
10:35Twins.
10:37Twins.
10:39Taylor, you're panicking.
10:41Uh-huh.
10:41Join me, won't you?
10:44Okay, what do you say we keep one and then just, like,
10:47have an option on the other one?
10:48Well, but we can't split them up.
10:51Why not?
10:52We could give each of them half a medallion,
10:54and then years later, they'll find each other
10:56and be reunited.
11:01I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
11:04Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?
11:07What if they're not?
11:08What if it's adopted by a king?
11:10Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt.
11:14Michael, we're not ready to have two babies.
11:17That doesn't matter.
11:19We have waited so long for this.
11:21I don't care if it's two babies.
11:22I don't care if it's three babies.
11:24I don't care if the entire cast of Eight is Enough comes out of there.
11:29We are taking them home because they are our children.
11:33Okay.
11:35Shh.
11:37Okay.
11:38Okay.
11:38Okay.
11:38It looks like we're about ready over here.
11:42Come on, Erica.
11:43Start pushing again now.
11:45Oh.
11:46Oh.
11:47Here she comes.
11:49She?
11:50It's a girl?
11:51Yeah.
11:51Well, now we have one of each.
11:57And that's enough.
12:03And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.
12:06Oh, my God.
12:09What did you say?
12:10Nothing.
12:11What did you say to that?
12:12Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel.
12:15No way.
12:16You can't just give up.
12:18Is that what a dinosaur would do?
12:21What?
12:22Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
12:26Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you even want to get back together.
12:29If she did, she might feel differently.
12:30She might not even go.
12:33You really think so?
12:34I'm telling you.
12:35Oh, okay.
12:37This is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song.
12:40Bum, bum, bum.
12:41Don't take no for an answer.
12:43Bum, bum, bum.
12:45Don't let love fly away.
12:47Hi.
12:48Can't a girl finish a song around here?
12:51Hey.
12:52Hi.
12:52So, I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
12:54Okay.
12:55You're not taking her with you tonight?
12:56No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first,
12:59and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
13:01Wow.
13:01Eight-hour flight with a one-year-old?
13:03Good luck, Mom.
13:04Are you kidding?
13:05Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins?
13:07Good luck, Emma.
13:10All right.
13:11You know what?
13:11You're right.
13:12I should at least tell her how I feel.
13:15Ross, wait, wait.
13:16What?
13:16What?
13:17Could you get me a muffin?
13:22Rachel?
13:23Yeah?
13:25I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you, I love you.
13:36No, I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
13:44oh, I love you.
13:45Oh, I love you, too.
13:48Oh, I love you.
13:50I love you, too.
13:51Probably not in the same way, but I do.
13:55and when I'm in a cafe
13:57having coffee
13:59or I see a man with hair
14:01brighter than the sun
14:03I'll think of you.
14:13Bye, guys. Bye.
14:18Oh, my God.
14:22Unbelievable.
14:24Hey, you know what might help?
14:25I'm not getting you a muffin.
14:37Do you think they recognize
14:39each other from in there?
14:41Maybe.
14:42Unless they're like two people
14:43who've lived in apartments
14:44next to each other for years
14:45and then one day
14:46they're pushed through a vagina
14:48and they meet.
14:50We're going to take Erica
14:51to recovery now.
14:53There's something
14:53that we wanted to tell you.
14:55We decided to name
14:58the girl baby
14:58Erica.
15:02Oh, my God.
15:02That's just like my name.
15:06Son of a gun it is.
15:10Anyway, I'm going to go
15:11get some rest.
15:13I'm really glad
15:14I picked you guys.
15:16You're going to make
15:17great parents.
15:19Eve and Chandler.
15:24Okay, well, bye.
15:25Bye.
15:25We'll call you.
15:26Okay.
15:27Have fun at church camp.
15:34Oh, look at these
15:36little bunnies.
15:37I know.
15:39You ready to trade?
15:41Okay.
15:42Okay.
15:42All right, let's see.
15:47Take this out, baby.
15:51We could trade later.
15:56Yeah, I'm good.
16:01Hey, what are you working on?
16:03Oh, it's a, uh,
16:04it's a welcome home sign
16:05for the baby.
16:06How sweet.
16:06Oh, is that the baby?
16:09No, I sat in a paint.
16:11Hey, so did you talk
16:15to Rachel?
16:16No, and, uh,
16:17I'm not going to.
16:19What?
16:19Why not?
16:20Because she's just
16:21going to shoot me down.
16:22You guys saw what
16:23happened with Gunther.
16:23That did not look like fun.
16:25How can you compare
16:26yourself to Gunther?
16:28I mean, sure,
16:28he's sexy in a more
16:29obvious way.
16:33You have a relationship
16:34with her.
16:35You slept together
16:35last night.
16:36Yeah, and she still
16:37wants to go.
16:38It's pretty clear
16:39where she is.
16:41Yeah, I know
16:41what you mean.
16:42I mean, sometimes.
16:43Uh, Joe?
16:44Damn it!
16:46Look, even if I
16:47were going to tell her,
16:48I don't have to do it
16:48now.
16:49Okay, I'll be seeing
16:50her again.
16:50Uh, we've got time.
16:51No, you don't.
16:53She's going to Paris.
16:54She is going to
16:55meet somebody.
16:56Do you know how many
16:56hot guys there are
16:57in Paris?
16:59It's, it's a city
17:00of Gunthers.
17:04Hey.
17:05Hey.
17:06What, what do you
17:06have there?
17:07Oh, I made a little
17:08something.
17:09If I had more time
17:09to work on, it'd be
17:10better, but...
17:12Oh, my God.
17:14You did that yourself?
17:16Lenny, that's gorgeous.
17:17You know, the baby
17:18can't read, Mike.
17:22Hi.
17:23You guys, the car
17:23service just got here.
17:25I can't believe they're
17:25not home yet.
17:26I have to catch my
17:27stupid plane.
17:28I want to see the baby.
17:29But Monica just called
17:30from the cab.
17:31She said they should
17:31be here any minute.
17:32And, uh, apparently
17:33there's some big
17:34surprise.
17:35Yeah, does she sound
17:36happy about it?
17:37Because my friend
17:37Ethel's baby was born
17:39with a teeny tiny beard.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:46Oh, my God.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:49Oh, my God.
17:50Oh, my God.
17:52Hey.
17:53Hey.
17:55Hey, so what is
17:59the big surprise?
18:01Oh, my God.
18:07Okay, okay, okay.
18:08Awkward question.
18:09The hospital knows
18:09you took two, right?
18:12It's twins.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:14They're so cute.
18:15Now, what kinds are they?
18:17This is a boy.
18:19And that's a girl.
18:20Her name is Erica.
18:23Hey, that pregnant
18:24girl's name was Erica.
18:26Yeah.
18:27It's a shame you two
18:28didn't get to spend
18:28more time together.
18:29Yeah.
18:31And we named the boy
18:32Jack after Dad.
18:34He's gonna be so happy.
18:36Aw, Jack Bing.
18:37I love that.
18:38Well, it sounds like
18:39a 40s newspaper guy,
18:41you know?
18:41Jack Bing,
18:42Morning Gazette.
18:42I'm gonna blow this story
18:44wide open.
18:48Wow.
18:49Oh, my gosh.
18:51Oh, so beautiful.
18:53I want one.
18:54Oh, yeah?
18:56Well, tell me which one.
18:58I'll try to slip it
18:58in my coat.
19:01Seriously.
19:03You wanna make one of those?
19:04One?
19:04How about a whole bunch?
19:06Really?
19:06Yeah.
19:07Oh, we can teach them
19:08to sing,
19:09and we can be like
19:09the Von Trapp family.
19:12Only without the Nazis.
19:13Although,
19:13that sounds kind of dull.
19:16Oh, guys,
19:17I can't believe this.
19:18If I don't leave now,
19:19I'm gonna miss my plane.
19:20I'm just so glad
19:21you got to see the babies.
19:22Me too.
19:24Oh, I'm just sorry.
19:25I'm not gonna be around
19:26to watch you two
19:27attempt to handle this.
19:30All right.
19:32Oh, I can't say goodbye
19:33to you guys again.
19:34I love you all so much.
19:37Love you.
19:37Love you.
19:38Hey, call us
19:38when you get there.
19:39I will.
19:41Ross, come here.
19:46I just want you to know
19:47last night.
19:53I'll never forget it.
19:55In the middle of a lie.
20:06All right.
20:06Now I really have to go.
20:08Okay.
20:09Au revoir.
20:13They're gonna really
20:13hate me over there.
20:17So you just let her go?
20:21Yeah.
20:23Hey, maybe that's
20:24for the best.
20:25Yeah?
20:26Yeah.
20:27You know,
20:28you just, look,
20:29you gotta,
20:29you gotta think about
20:31last night
20:31the way she does.
20:32Okay?
20:33You know, maybe,
20:34maybe sleeping together
20:37was the perfect way
20:38to say goodbye.
20:39But now she'll never
20:41know how he feels.
20:42Maybe that's okay.
20:43You know,
20:44maybe,
20:44maybe it is better
20:45this way.
20:46I mean,
20:47now,
20:48now you can move on.
20:51I mean,
20:51you've been trying to
20:52for so long.
20:54Maybe now that you're
20:55on different continents.
20:57Right?
20:57Right?
21:02Maybe now you can
21:03actually do it.
21:04You know,
21:05you can,
21:06you can finally get over.
21:08her.
21:13Yeah,
21:14that's true.
21:17Except,
21:19I don't want
21:21to get over her.
21:23What?
21:23I don't.
21:24I want to be with her.
21:26Really?
21:27Yeah,
21:27I'm going to go after her.
21:28Yeah,
21:28you are!
21:32Get your coat!
21:33Get your coat!
21:34My coat?
21:35This is so cool!
21:36I have no idea
21:37what's going on,
21:38but I am excited!
21:39What do you think
21:41she's going to say?
21:42I don't know,
21:42but look,
21:44even if she shoots me down,
21:45at least I won't spend
21:46the rest of my life
21:46wondering what would have
21:47happened.
21:48Where,
21:48where is my coat?
21:49You didn't ring once!
21:52Put my cabs downstairs,
21:53I'll drive into the airport.
21:54Okay, guys,
21:54wish me luck.
21:55Hooray!
21:55There's no seat belt.
22:09That's okay.
22:10If we hit anything,
22:11the engine will explode.
22:13So,
22:13you know,
22:13it's better if you're
22:14thrown from the car.
22:17All right,
22:17all right,
22:17let's do this!
22:18Okay!
22:21Hey,
22:21hey,
22:22do you need to stand?
22:22I don't take passengers.
22:24Hey,
22:24the law says you have
22:25to accept any fare.
22:26No,
22:26you don't understand,
22:27this isn't a real cab.
22:28All right,
22:29I'm going to report you.
22:29What's your medallion number?
22:30My medallion number is
22:32get out of the cab!
22:34What?
22:34Get out of the cab!
22:35Get out of the cab!
22:36Get out of the cab!
22:36Get out of the cab!
22:42Oh,
22:43hey,
22:43hey,
22:44can I give you guys
22:44your housewarming present now?
22:46No,
22:46that you can do.
22:47All right.
22:55Ah.
22:57Chick Junior?
22:58Oh!
22:59Duck Junior?
23:03Don't hide from Mama!
23:04You can open your eyes now.
23:16Are we off the bridge?
23:18Yes!
23:18Is the old woman
23:19on the bicycle still alive?
23:21Yeah,
23:21she jumped right back up.
23:24Oh,
23:25my God,
23:25Phoebe,
23:26slow down!
23:27Do you want to get
23:27to Rachel in time?
23:28Yes,
23:29but I don't want to die
23:30in your cab.
23:31You shut up out of that
23:32before you got in!
23:34Tall booth.
23:36What?
23:37Tall booth!
23:39Store box!
23:40There are quarters
23:40in the glove compartment.
23:44Hurry!
23:45Stop it!
23:47Okay.
23:48Ah!
23:50And that window's clean.
23:53Quack, quack.
23:54Tweet, tweet.
23:55Quack, quack.
23:56Tweet, tweet.
23:57Quack, quack.
23:59Tweet, tweet.
24:00Quack, quack.
24:00Tweet, tweet.
24:01Quack, tweet.
24:02Quack.
24:02We were wondering
24:05what was taking so long
24:06with the gift,
24:07but now we understand
24:08you were doing this.
24:12Okay,
24:13I wanted to surprise you,
24:14but
24:14it'll be a housewarming gift.
24:17I got you a baby chick
24:18and a baby duck.
24:21Really?
24:21You got us a chick
24:22and a duck?
24:23Oh, great.
24:24Just what you want
24:25for a new house
24:26with infants.
24:27Bird feces.
24:29But they must have
24:30jumped off the table
24:31because now they're gone.
24:31Well, don't worry.
24:32We'll find them.
24:33Actually, I'm going to
24:34go check on the twins.
24:34All right.
24:36Oh, God!
24:37What did I just step on?
24:39It's okay.
24:40It's just an egg roll.
24:41Oh.
24:42You stepped on my egg roll?
24:46I'm sorry.
24:46I didn't know
24:47to look for Chinese food
24:48on the floor.
24:49Just put it on a plate
24:50and leave.
24:55Okay.
24:56Let's find these birds.
24:57All right.
24:57Wait, wait.
25:03You hear that?
25:05Huh?
25:07They're in the table!
25:09Well, that can't be good.
25:11Well, we got to get
25:12them out of there.
25:12How?
25:13Oh, oh.
25:14Maybe we can lure them out.
25:15You know any bird calls?
25:16Oh, tons.
25:17I'm quite the woodsman.
25:20Well, uh,
25:21maybe we could just
25:22chip the table a little.
25:24Joey, wait!
25:24The ball!
25:25Oh!
25:25Oh, God!
25:42So what do we do?
25:44I don't know.
25:44Maybe we can
25:45open this up somehow.
25:46Okay.
25:49No.
25:50It's all glued together.
25:52Does that mean we have
25:53to bust it open?
25:56I don't know.
25:57Maybe.
25:58Oh, my God!
26:00I know.
26:00It's...
26:01It's a foosball table.
26:06Uh, you know what?
26:08We don't have a choice.
26:09It's like I would have
26:10said in that sci-fi movie
26:11if I'd gotten a partner.
26:14Those are our men in there
26:15and we have to get them out.
26:18Even if I have to sacrifice
26:19the most important thing
26:20in my life,
26:22my time machine.
26:25Did that movie
26:26ever get made?
26:27It did not.
26:32Jack Weinberg,
26:33white courtesy phone.
26:35Jack Weinberg.
26:35Hey, Coss,
26:36where are you going?
26:36Uh, to talk to Rachel.
26:38Isn't that why
26:38we took a ride
26:39in the death cab?
26:41What, what,
26:41do you just walk up
26:42to her at the gate?
26:43Have you never chased
26:43anyone through
26:44the airport before?
26:45Uh, not since
26:46my cop show got cancelled.
26:49You have to get a ticket
26:50to get past security.
26:51What?
26:52We're never gonna make it.
26:53Well, not with that attitude.
26:54Now, haul ass!
26:58Okay, if you could
26:59all walk slower,
27:00that'd be great.
27:01Madame, your passport,
27:10please.
27:11Oh, my God!
27:12I was so afraid
27:13I wasn't gonna remember
27:14any of my high school
27:15French,
27:15but I understood
27:16every word you just said.
27:19Your boarding pass,
27:20please.
27:20Oh, sure.
27:23Oh.
27:24Shoot, I had it.
27:27Oh, I can't believe this.
27:28Madame, if you don't
27:29have your boarding pass...
27:30I have it, I have it,
27:30I have it!
27:32Oh.
27:34Okay, I can't find it,
27:35but I remember
27:36that I was in seat 32C
27:38because that's my bra size.
27:42Madame, you must
27:43have your boarding pass.
27:44Okay, fine,
27:44but you know what?
27:45If I was in 36D,
27:46we would not be
27:47having this problem.
27:50Hi, I need a ticket.
27:57Just one?
27:58I drive you
27:58all the way down here,
27:59I don't get to see
28:00how it works out?
28:01Fine, two tickets.
28:02I need two tickets.
28:03We're on our honeymoon.
28:07And the destination?
28:08I don't care,
28:09whatever's the cheapest.
28:11I'm so lucky
28:11I married you.
28:15Oh, shoot!
28:17Damn it!
28:17Where is it?
28:18Oh, I found it!
28:21I found it!
28:22I found it!
28:22I told you
28:23I would find it
28:24in your face!
28:25You're a different person.
28:29Okay.
28:30Flight 421, Paris.
28:34I don't see it.
28:35Do you see it?
28:36No, did we miss it?
28:37No, no, no.
28:37It's impossible.
28:38It doesn't leave
28:38for another 20 minutes.
28:40Well, we have
28:41the flight number wrong.
28:43Oh, God.
28:44Hello?
28:48Hey, it's me.
28:49Here's Ross.
28:49What?
28:52Hey, hey, listen.
28:53Oh, my God, Ross,
28:54you wouldn't believe
28:54the cute little noises
28:55the twins are making.
28:56Wait, listen.
28:57Wait, Monica.
29:00Monica.
29:01Monica.
29:02Monica.
29:03Monica.
29:03Monica.
29:05Oh, I'm sorry.
29:06Shoot, they were doing it before.
29:07That's all right.
29:07Listen, listen.
29:08Oh, wait, wait, wait.
29:08Here they go again.
29:09Monica.
29:12Monica.
29:13Monica.
29:14Monica.
29:15Monica.
29:16Isn't that cute?
29:17That is precious.
29:18Listen.
29:20I need Rachel's
29:21flight information.
29:22Oh, okay.
29:24All right,
29:24that's flight 421
29:26leaves at 840.
29:27Yes, that's what I have.
29:29It's not on the board.
29:30But it says here,
29:30flight 421
29:31leaves at 840,
29:33Newark Airport.
29:34What?
29:35Newark Airport.
29:37Why?
29:37Where are you?
29:39JFK.
29:40JFK.
30:09Don't worry, you guys.
30:12We're going to get you
30:12out of there.
30:15And we're also going to buy you
30:16tiny bird hearing aids.
30:24Okay.
30:26Here goes.
30:32What's the matter?
30:35I need to say goodbye
30:36to the table first.
30:37I understand.
30:42Okay.
30:47Table?
30:51You have given us
30:53so many great times.
30:56And you guys,
30:58Jordan,
30:59Victor,
31:00Joel,
31:02all of you guys,
31:05what can I say?
31:07You guys
31:08make us
31:10look good.
31:16You want to say anything?
31:17I don't know.
31:20Except that
31:21for one last time,
31:24good game.
31:26Good game.
31:26Good game.
31:27Good game.
31:27Good game.
31:28Good game.
31:29Good game.
31:32Good game.
31:37Okay.
31:38Here we go.
31:47I can't do it.
31:50Well,
31:50I can't do it either.
31:51Hey,
31:53did you find him?
31:54Yeah,
31:54they're stuck
31:55inside the table.
31:56And we have to
31:57bust it open,
31:57but neither of us
31:58can do it.
31:59Oh,
32:00well,
32:00sure.
32:01It's got to be
32:02so hard.
32:04I'll do it.
32:05Give me.
32:05Phoebe!
32:12Phoebe!
32:12Whoa!
32:13No,
32:13no,
32:14no,
32:14no,
32:14no,
32:14no!
32:17Well,
32:17I've never
32:17gone this fast
32:18before!
32:20Phoebe,
32:20forget it!
32:21Okay,
32:21Newark is
32:22like an hour away.
32:23There's no way
32:24we're going to
32:24make it in time.
32:25She's got her cell.
32:26You could call her.
32:27I am not doing
32:28this over the phone.
32:29You don't have
32:30any other choice.
32:30No!
32:31No!
32:31No!
32:32No!
32:32No!
32:32No!
32:32No!
32:32No!
32:32No!
32:33No!
32:33No!
32:33No!
32:33No!
32:34No!
32:34No!
32:34No!
32:34No!
32:35Hello?
32:39Rachel!
32:39Oh,
32:40good!
32:40Hey,
32:41by the way,
32:41did you just
32:42get on the plane?
32:42Yeah!
32:43For what it's worth,
32:44we would have
32:44caught her
32:44if we were
32:45at the right
32:45airport.
32:46Yay!
32:49Rachel,
32:50hang on!
32:53Phoebe,
32:54is everything
32:54okay?
32:56Um,
32:57actually,
32:58no.
32:59No,
33:00you have to
33:01get off
33:01the plane.
33:02What?
33:03Why?
33:03I have this
33:04feeling that
33:04something's
33:05wrong with it.
33:06Something
33:06is wrong
33:07with the
33:08left
33:08phalange.
33:12Oh,
33:12honey,
33:13I'm sure
33:13there's
33:13nothing wrong
33:14with the
33:14plane.
33:15All right,
33:15look,
33:16I have to
33:16go.
33:16I love
33:17you,
33:17and I
33:17will call
33:18you the
33:18minute I
33:18get to
33:19Paris.
33:19what was
33:23that?
33:24Oh,
33:25that was
33:25just my
33:26crazy friend.
33:26She told
33:27me I
33:27should get
33:27off the
33:27plane
33:28because she
33:28had a
33:29feeling
33:29that there
33:30was something
33:31wrong with
33:31the left
33:32phalange.
33:34Okay,
33:35that doesn't
33:36sound good.
33:37I wouldn't
33:38worry about it.
33:38She's always
33:39coming up with
33:39stuff like this,
33:40and you know
33:40what?
33:40She's almost
33:40never right.
33:41But she
33:41is sometimes.
33:43Wow.
33:43What are
33:46you doing?
33:47Okay,
33:47well,
33:47I can't
33:48take this
33:48plane now.
33:48Excuse me,
33:49sir,
33:50where are
33:50you going?
33:50I have
33:50to get
33:51off this
33:51plane,
33:51okay?
33:52Her
33:52friend
33:53has a
33:53feeling
33:54something's
33:55wrong with
33:55the left
33:55phalange.
34:00Can I get
34:01some peanuts?
34:04What's wrong
34:04with the plane?
34:04There's
34:05nothing wrong
34:05with the
34:06plane.
34:07The left
34:07phalange?
34:08There's
34:08no
34:09phalange.
34:10Oh,
34:10my God.
34:11This
34:11plane
34:11doesn't
34:11even have
34:11a
34:12phalange.
34:13Ma'am,
34:15please sit
34:16down.
34:16What's
34:16going on?
34:17We're
34:17all
34:18getting
34:18off.
34:18There
34:18is
34:19no
34:19phalange.
34:24This
34:25is
34:25ridiculous.
34:29Yeah,
34:30okay.
34:40All
34:40right,
34:40my job
34:41here is
34:41done.
34:43That
34:44was
34:44impressive.
34:47I
34:47didn't
34:47even
34:48use
34:48the
34:48tools
34:48for
34:48most
34:49of
34:49it.
34:51Yeah,
34:51they
34:51were
34:52just
34:52slowing
34:52me
34:52down.
34:53All
34:54right,
34:54I
34:54had to
34:55get back
34:55to the
34:55babies.
34:56See you
34:56girls
34:57later.
35:02Sorry
35:02about the
35:02table,
35:03man.
35:04Yeah.
35:05You
35:06going to
35:06buy a
35:06new
35:06one?
35:08Probably
35:09not.
35:10No.
35:10I
35:11don't
35:11know
35:11how
35:11much
35:12I
35:12want
35:12to
35:12play
35:12after
35:12you
35:13go.
35:17Well,
35:18at least
35:18we got
35:18these
35:19little
35:19guys
35:19out.
35:20Yeah.
35:21Oh,
35:21we were
35:21worried
35:22about
35:22you.
35:26Hmm.
35:28Guess I
35:28better get
35:28used to
35:29things crapping
35:30in my
35:30hand,
35:30huh?
35:40I'm
35:41going to
35:41miss
35:41these
35:41little
35:42guys.
35:43It was
35:43nice
35:44having
35:44birds
35:44around
35:44again.
35:47Hey,
35:47you know
35:47what?
35:48Maybe we
35:49should keep
35:49them here
35:49with you.
35:51What?
35:52Yeah,
35:52I mean,
35:52if we
35:53got a lot
35:53going on
35:53right now,
35:54and plus,
35:55here,
35:55they'd have
35:55their own
35:56room.
35:58I could
35:59get a
35:59goose.
35:59You know,
36:03I think
36:03you're set
36:04with the
36:04poultry.
36:08Thanks,
36:09man.
36:10You hear
36:10that,
36:10you guys?
36:10You're
36:11going to
36:11get to
36:11stay here.
36:12And
36:12it's
36:14good,
36:14you know,
36:15because
36:15now you
36:18have a
36:18reason to
36:19come visit.
36:23I think
36:24there may
36:24be another
36:25reason.
36:29awkward hug
36:39or
36:39lame
36:40cool
36:41guy
36:41handshake.
36:44Yeah,
36:45well,
36:45you know,
36:45lame
36:45cool guy
36:46handshake.
36:46Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.
37:08And you fixed the phalange.
37:12Yes, the phalange's fixed.
37:13As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra phalanges on board, just in case.
37:24Where is she?
37:25I don't see her.
37:25Rachel! Rachel Green!
37:27There she is!
37:28Rachel! Rachel!
37:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, excuse me, sir. Do you have a boarding pass?
37:33No, no, I just have to talk to someone.
37:35I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.
37:37No, no, no, but...
37:38Rachel!
37:43Oh, my God, what are you, what, what are you guys doing here?
37:47Okay, you're on.
37:48What? What, Ross? Okay, you're scaring me. What's going on?
37:52Okay, thing is...
37:54Yeah.
37:55Don't go.
37:57What?
37:58Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please don't go.
38:04Oh, my God.
38:05I know, I know, I know, I shouldn't have waited till now to say it, but I'm...
38:10That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now.
38:14I love you.
38:16Do not get on this plane.
38:19Miss, are you boarding the plane?
38:21Hey, hey.
38:23I know you love me.
38:26I know you do.
38:29Miss.
38:30I...
38:30I...
38:31I have to get on the plane.
38:33No, you don't.
38:34Yes, I do.
38:35No, you don't.
38:35I do. They're waiting for me, Ross.
38:37I can't do this right now. I'm sorry.
38:40I'm sorry.
38:41Rachel.
38:43I'm so sorry.
39:00I really thought she'd stay.
39:02Well, that's it. Everything's packed.
39:24Wow.
39:28This is weird.
39:30I know.
39:31Yeah.
39:33Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
39:37I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
39:41I love you.
39:42Hey, hey, hey, did you guys make it in time?
39:49Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but, um, she got on the plane anyway.
39:56Where's Ross?
39:57He went home. He didn't want to see anybody.
39:59Oh.
40:17Ross?
40:18Hi.
40:20It's me.
40:20I just got back on the plane, and I just feel awful.
40:27That is so not how I wanted things to end with us.
40:31It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things, and...
40:39Now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't.
40:48I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you, too.
40:52Because, of course, I do.
40:54I love you.
40:55I love you.
41:00I love you.
41:03What am I doing?
41:05I love you.
41:09I've got to see you.
41:11I've got to get off this plane.
41:12Oh, my God.
41:15Excuse me, miss.
41:16Please sit down.
41:18No, I'm sorry.
41:19I'm sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay?
41:21I need to just tell someone that I love them.
41:22Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
41:24Let her off the plane!
41:28I am afraid you are going to have to take your seat.
41:30Oh, please, miss, you don't understand.
41:32Try to understand!
41:35Oh, come on, miss.
41:36Isn't there any way that you can just let me off the...
41:39No, no!
41:42Oh, my God.
41:43Did she get off the plane?
41:44Did she get off the plane?
41:48I got off the plane.
41:54She got off the plane.
42:02She got off the plane.
42:15I do love you.
42:16Oh, I love you, too, and I am never letting you go again.
42:20Okay, because this is where I want to be.
42:22Okay, no more messing up.
42:24I don't want to mess this up again.
42:25No, me neither, okay?
42:26We are...
42:27We're done being stupid.
42:28Okay.
42:30It's you and me, all right?
42:31This is it.
42:31This is it.
42:32Unless we're on a break.
42:33Don't make jokes now.
42:46Don't make jokes now.
43:03Okay, please be careful with that.
43:08It was my grandmother's.
43:09Be careful.
43:12Uh, if that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.
43:24Wow.
43:27I know.
43:29Seems smaller somehow.
43:31Mm-hmm.
43:33Has it always been purple?
43:39You look around, you guys.
43:41This was your first home.
43:45And it was a happy place.
43:47Filled with love and laughter.
43:51But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal.
43:54Hey, do you realize that at one time or another, we all lived in this apartment?
44:05Oh, yeah, that's true.
44:07Uh, I haven't.
44:11Wait a minute.
44:11What about that summer during college that you live with Grandma, and you tried to make
44:15it as a dancer?
44:22Do you realize we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
44:30Oh, honey, I forgot.
44:31I promised Trigger that we'd leave our keys.
44:33Oh, okay.
44:34Okay.
44:34Okay.
44:34Okay.
44:34Okay.
44:34Okay.
44:35Okay.
44:36Okay.
44:37Okay.
44:38Okay.
44:39Okay.
44:40Okay.
44:41Okay.
44:42Okay.
44:43Okay.
44:44Okay.
44:45Okay.
44:46Okay.
44:47Okay.
44:48Okay.
44:49Okay.
44:50Okay.
44:51Okay.
44:52Okay.
44:53Okay.
44:54Okay.
44:55Okay.
44:56Okay.
44:57Okay.
44:58Okay.
44:59Okay.
45:00Okay.
45:01Okay.
45:02Okay.
45:03Okay.
45:04So, I guess this is it.
45:11Yeah.
45:14I guess so.
45:18This is harder than I thought it would be.
45:21It's going to be okay.
45:26Okay.
45:34Well, do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
45:41We got some time.
45:44Okay, should we get some coffee?
45:46Sure.
45:49Where?
46:04We got some coffee?
46:26Yeah.
46:26Yeah.
46:26Where?
46:28Yeah.
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