00:00Could I get a cup of coffee, uh...
00:02Move, Hobo.
00:04Hello.
00:05Hey.
00:09Amanda?
00:10Is that you?
00:12Corner?
00:14Wait, you two know each other?
00:16Yeah, I was in love with Amanda back in college,
00:18and, well, she was head over heels for me as well.
00:21What?
00:22I was never in love with him.
00:25Oh, come on, the tattoo on your butt should say otherwise.
00:30I'm sorry, what did I do?
00:32Oh, excuse me, I don't think I introduced myself.
00:34Corner or Larry?
00:36Oh, it's Bam.
00:37Pleasure to meet you, Bam.
00:40Oh, a real gentleman.
00:44Uh, let me help you pick this up.
00:46Oh, that's good.
00:48For your information, I removed the tattoo years ago,
00:53and now I see the reason.
00:55You're just a dirty hobo.
00:58Hey, what?
01:00Hey.
01:02Are you out of your mind?
01:04Why would you do that?
01:06What?
01:06He's a hobo.
01:08He needs to know his place.
01:10This is a fancy cafe,
01:13and he doesn't belong here.
01:15He's a human being, first of all.
01:17Oh, my God.
01:18First of all, he's a hobo.
01:20Who cares, anyway?
01:25What?
01:26Looks like some coins rolled down the counter,
01:29and I can't buy coffee now.
01:32Come on.
01:33Here.
01:34This should cover coffee and a dessert.
01:38I can pay you back.
01:39I just need to run down to my trailer.
01:41Really?
01:42He's not just a hobo.
01:44He's an elite hobo, because he has a trailer.
01:48Thanks, but it's not necessary.
01:51And actually, we really need to go.
01:52Oh, wait, hold on, but I need to pay you back.
01:56How about a dinner tonight at 8?
01:59It's on me.
02:00Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
02:04Now we're going back to reality.
02:07One thing is to help hobo,
02:09but another thing is to go on a date with hobo.
02:14Deal.
02:20See you at 8.
02:21See you at 8, Pam.
02:23You crazy!
02:24Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!
02:26Let's go!
02:38Pam!
02:39I saved a set for you.
02:42Come on, sit down.
02:44What's going on?
02:52Well, I decided not to leave you alone
02:55and organize some kind of double date.
03:00Meet Dave, my new boyfriend.
03:03Nice to meet you.
03:05Yeah, whatever.
03:06Dave is a big shot in showpiece.
03:14He's in the town of filming some kind of blockbuster.
03:19Yes?
03:20Mm-hmm.
03:21And he's a director.
03:25Am I right?
03:26Yeah, something like that.
03:29And tell us, please, about your boyfriend.
03:33Well, I'll do it by myself.
03:47Her boyfriend is a hobo.
03:50A hobo?
03:52Mm-hmm.
03:53Is this some kind of joke?
03:55Not at all.
03:57Pam is just a good Samaritan.
04:00Huh.
04:01Well, why date a hobo?
04:04Oh, let's talk about low self-esteem.
04:07By the way, where he is?
04:12Hmm?
04:15I don't know.
04:17Maybe he's busy.
04:19Of course.
04:21Of course he's busy with some kind of hobo business.
04:25I mean, maybe he found half-eaten apple.
04:31Huh.
04:31Or maybe he's trying to catch a slow squirrel for the dinner.
04:37A slow squirrel?
04:39Like, I just don't understand.
04:42Why date a hobo?
04:45This is what a real man should look like.
04:47Yeah.
04:49Expensive suit.
04:51Latest iPhone.
04:52Oh, the most valuable thing your hobo have
04:57is that 20 bucks that you give him.
05:05Oh, who finally decided to show up?
05:09This is a hobo I was talking about.
05:13Good evening.
05:15Mr. O'Lary, sir.
05:18I am so sorry.
05:19I will explain everything.
05:21O'Lary?
05:23Do you both know each other?
05:26Dave here is my assistant.
05:28Isn't it, Dave?
05:31Wait, assistant to hobo?
05:34Mr. O'Lary is not a hobo.
05:36He's the leading actor in a blockbuster we're filming.
05:40What?
05:41Yeah, I'm playing a homeless man in this new movie
05:44and I wanted to grab a cup of coffee
05:45and just didn't bother to change.
05:47But you didn't have the money.
05:51Well, they don't put money in the prop clothes.
05:54Come on, you live in a trailer.
05:58Well, the leading star always gets his own trailer.
06:02Wait a second.
06:04You told me that you are director.
06:07Well, to be precise, I said something like that.
06:12Okay, Dave, can you please put the suit and everything you took from the trailer back?
06:20Stop, stop, stop, stop.
06:23That's not even your clothes!
06:27Oh, so you were too embarrassed to show us yourself, right?
06:31Maybe let's talk about lost self-esteem?
06:38Sir, I will return everything right away.
06:42No, no, no, Dave.
06:43I actually want you to return my clothes right now.
06:49You mean like right here?
06:52Yeah.
06:53Can you start with your pants?
06:56Yeah, definitely.
06:58Why not take off my trousers, right?
07:03None of all those.
07:05Definitely, why not?
07:10Take off my pants right here in front.
07:13Oh, my God.
07:15That is so embarrassing.
07:23Here you are, sir.
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