00:01Somewhere in here, I have Kim Kardashian's pants.
00:03If I had to describe Andre in one word, it would be...
00:06Unique, crazy, funny, talented, insane.
00:09My plan was to scrape her DNA and clone her.
00:12But Andre is a brilliant idiot.
00:14It's true.
00:15I'm a fucking idiot.
00:16For not getting a colonoscopy when I turn 50.
00:21His motto used to be, no cops, no doctors.
00:23I felt like I was getting into the best shape of my life.
00:25I lost 30 pounds and about once a week,
00:28I would bleed out of my ass.
00:30Turns out, I had cancer.
00:32He said it was stage four.
00:33It's fascinating that I am dying.
00:36One way to deal with it is to make this film.
00:41Andre and I find humor in shitty situations.
00:44This is sad, you gotta take this seriously. Fuck that.
00:46We're actually having fun.
00:48And I know that sounds crazy.
00:49Come on kids, you wanna take your picture with anal cancer?
00:54He comes up with crazy Andre ideas.
00:56Donating my body's television.
00:58A head transplant.
00:59Some of them come to be actual things.
01:01I found deathyells.com.
01:03Saying you should work on your last words.
01:05You wanna go out with something powerful.
01:07Oh!
01:09I'm gonna get you God!
01:11No.
01:12Horrible.
01:13You have a capacity to find the comedic in everything.
01:17As I lose weight with the chemo, I'll look better and better.
01:20I'm looking forward to that.
01:22Is being vulnerable weak?
01:24No.
01:25Vulnerable is being real.
01:26It's actually strong.
01:28I've had all this anticipatory grief.
01:31And now it's really happening.
01:34I'm not afraid of dying.
01:37I'm afraid for the people that I'm leaving behind.
01:40It is beautiful.
01:41Funny.
01:42And it's also very sad that you have cancer, Andre.
01:44Sonsuckers!
01:45Woo!
01:46Yeah, that was pretty good.
01:47I feel like I taste blood in my throat.
01:48So long suckers!
01:51Whoo!
01:52Yeah, that was pretty good.
01:54I feel like I taste blood in my throat.
01:55I feel like I taste blood in my throat.
01:57Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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